“You’ve got a lot of nerve!” says Satan faking being Lacey to a dancing man who’s American.
He laughs at her very viciously.
“OH MY GOD!!! YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS!?” yells Satan faking being Lacey to the American man.
He pauses thinks. Feels that he’s feeling sad. He’s thoughtful. He looks at the ground, kicking it with his feet, hands in pockets like “he bought the place.”
“This is an excellent, excellent rendition of actual American attitude!!” says Tsar Putin clapping.
“I secretly agree.” says Queen Elizabeth II.
Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears plays.
The American man sways to the music.
Kasey Johnson talks to Jesus Christ very quickly. She tries to communicate to the British, including Lacey, what the idea of the US was. Because according to Lane Pryce she’s the only truly rational sane American they can find.
Kasey just…dances.
“Y’ALL WE JUST WANNA GET RICH!!” says Kasey.
“That’s British!” protests Lacey, genuinely concerned.
“NO!!!” says Kasey. “NOT LIKE THAT!”
Back To Life by Soul II Soul plays as Kasey dances to explain to the entire Illuminati the general concept of America.
She’s honestly very helpful.
The song ends.
A group claps.
“Kasey that is the Trump presidency at its best, the Kennedy presidency if it existed and there is a bit of FDR in their. Umm, thank you, we appreciate that.” says the Illuminati.
“What is this man up to then? Because he doesn’t seem to be on the same wavelength as you…Kasey.” says God.
Help by The Beatles plays.
The American man…stares…at the ground. Hands still in pockets. He begins lip-syncing the lyrics of the song.
Did he notice Kasey? NO. …Not at all. If you were to talk to him…he’d…claim her…and use her intelligence as his. But in reality he doesn’t know…a thing about her…ALMOST AT ALL.
The song fades.
Kasey clears her throat to get his attention. He completely ignores her.
“I cannot believe he’s doing this to her!!!” yells her friend Tami.
He shoves Tami, almost pushing her to the ground. Tami recovers. She moves away.
The song ends.
The Night Before by The Beatles plays.
He tries to replicate the (stupid) dancing in the 1960’s that only very few Boomers could actually make look intelligent and cool. Lacey’s son can do it. He randomly invented it on his own one night listening to old Boomer records. Shaking his head, hair flopping. His younger sister clapping, laughing and suddenly trying to dance like him.
Lem’s cool kids who fit in with other Boomer kids…steal the psychology spotlight temporarily. Too many living Boomers have good memories and they know who they are. Het son is a nice man according to them. A good father and husband. Stable. Worries about the US. His little sister is a doctor who married her best friend and they have four kids. They’d be in their 70’s or late 60’s.
It’s very quiet. Most living people fortunately and unfortunately dislike Lacey and Lem…but think their kids are “alright”. Their kids “get it”.
“What’s wrong with your mom, man?” asks a Boomer of her son.
“What!??” her son says.
“Oh COME ON!” says George Bush.
Her son looks sad.
“What happened to your mom?” asks Jeb.
Her son nods. Looks sad. Still dancing.
They think.
“You’ve got sweet moves.” says George Bush.
“YEAH! I DO!!!” yells her son.
“Did you fight?” asks Trump.
“Yes. And no. My mom refused to let me.” says her son.
Donald Trump laughs.
“But Lem made you?” asks George Bush.
Her son smiles. “He told me to go with my heart.” says their son almost crying.
“And you didn’t fight.” says an ultra liberal.
Her son nods.
He laughs with Donald Trump.
“I decided not to. …But then mom charged in, yelled, ‘YOU ARE NOT GOING!!’” says her son.
“You could have gone.” says Jeb.
Her son nods. “But…she was right!” he says.
Donald Trump nods.
“God may have allowed that moment outside of time because you don’t understand if Tom Banks is her father and Lem is her husband and those are his kids they’re sort of Boomers outside of time and it’s not a joke and someday when you’re dead you may have an easier time relating to them than you do to Lacey and it was getting embarrassing to a lot of people watching that you never seem to realize that that her kids are likely to think more like you than she does.” says God.
“My son is still a child just as I was a child when I heard the song Yesterday.” says Lacey. “I need to ask you something are you mocking people with actual normal feelings like a sociopathic freak from Hell or do you actually believe in yesterday? Don’t lie to me I’ll have you murdered in your death.” 
“I was mocking people, but I’m not a sociopathic freak and actually, I almost think I was slightly mocking myself, but I don’t think I’m that evil.” says the writer.
“Are you sure because this is real. Those are very innocent almost childlike emotions.” says Lacey.
“ I am not a pedophile I hope if I am God I’ll definitely be the one to beat me senseless not you if that’s what happens with, and it easily could be a no it isn’t child like for me at that age, and if it seems childlike that’s almost embarrassing, but I didn’t experience that way necessarily or I was gonna be calling myself a child but I I was actually that devastated him. I was feeling that way and it was when we were young and I was exposed Loring the idea that that I was a little worried that my generation was immature compared to yours but I didn’t. I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t feel I didn’t feel I didn’t feel happy about today. I was happy about yesterday and I lost faith and today and I just wanted to be in yesterday and you know that yeah so I did MoveOn whatever inspired that I actually did I take it over that woman or that sadness I didn’t move beyond just hoping to return to yesterday I actually did get over it, what does that song make you feel mom?” he says.
“ horrified when I heard that song, I was horrified potentially absolutely horrified because I thought potentially a I don’t know how to help this man I hear him I’m worried about him, but I have absolutely no idea how to rescue him or save him I think part of me may have just wanted to give you a hug and yell at you for dating that horrible woman and wasting your time on her because clearly you’re better than that and she was a waste of your time and just to MoveOn but there was no way to tell you and it was really it was really really awful.” says Lacey.
Dizzy Miss Lizzy plays.
“Does it- Do these kids have any idea what they’re singing or are they just having wild time growing up?” says Lacey.
“I think that there are some malicious nefarious elements involved but I suspect that the kids themselves really don’t know what’s going on almost at all, if at all.” says Happy Rockefeller.
“What scares me is the thought that there are malicious elements that are trying to harm the children. Other than that they seem to be fine for the most part. It’s just that I worry that there’s a great number of people involved who should not be involved.” says Lacey.
Dr. Moritz stands awkwardly staring at Happy Rockefeller and Lacey talking and drinking tea…dumbfounded.
In My Life by The Beatles plays.
“Is she your type?” Elliott Roosevelt asks Dr. Moritz.
“NO!” he says to Elliott, grinning.
“Jim, why didn’t you try harder to be a father to her? Why did you just throw that away?” yells Neil Patrick Harris.
Jim looks extremely uncomfortable. “I’m in trouble. I think I’m going to Hell.” he says.
“SO!??” yells Neil Patrick Harris.
Missing Pieces by Flawed Mangoes plays.
The American man stands with hands in pockets…still.
“Like an hour ago we got a really good explanation for your country from a really intelligent, hard-working American woman in Minnesota.” says the FBI to this man.
“That’s wonderful!” he says.
“So what are you trying to communicate right now?” says the FBI.
“I am trying to figure out where Matthew’s brain is right now.” says God.
The song plays.
The song ends.
Ylang Ylang plays.
“I want to take Lacey‘s soul. I want to take her life! I want to take her! I want to steal her house!” YELLS the American man.
The song plays.
“Kasey do you feel that way too or not as much?” says the FBI.
“Not-not nearly as much! No!” she says weirded out by him.
He stands and thinks.
The song is cut off by Tea For Two by Oscar Peterson Quartet playing.
“She’s EVIL!!” he yells.
“What do you mean by that?” says Elliott Roosevelt.
“I don’t have to explain myself! I stand in the light of Christ!” he says arms in the air.
“Sweetie, when did we start fighting today?” Jonah Wiley volunteers.
“I am not having this conversation right now I am going to explain to these people where I’m coming from and you’re going to support me for goddamn once you jerk!” he says to Jonah.
“I’m not taking you out to Dairy Queen every single Wednesday night.” says Jonah.
“Are we broke!?” he yells.
“I know we’re not broke. We’re just going through a rough time right now.” says Jonah.
“ oh my gosh, you overreact every single time! All I wanted to do was just spend a little extra money for L’Air blue. I don’t have it right now but it’s really not that essential for you to have sports equipment every single spring.” he says
“ you know that irritates me, but we’re not gonna talk about that right now. I would love to hear you put her in her place.” says Jonah.
“ i’m back to imitating Lacey for you. I’m back to faking it.” says Satan.
“ so do I feel sad I do it’s just you don’t understand how annoying you really are you don’t understand how I want to say inferior and ugly you are I can find flaws with your face and they’re not real because if those flies with your with your face, there’s probably flaws with a face in general as a concept but I have no idea why you can’t just hear that.” he says.
“ I’m devastated. I had no idea that I was never gonna be what you are.” says Satan.
“ no the hold on what where? Where? Where are you taking me?” he says.
Satan remains quiet.
“ do you want to have sex?” he says.
Satan remains quiet.
“ you’re a little girl and I hate you.” he says.
Satan remains quiet.
“ i’ll kill your son. I’ll kill your mother. I’ll kill your dog. I’ll kill your house. I’ll kill your car. I’ll kill all of you because there’s very little that you can do. They can’t watch you all the time and they don’t even care anymore. I’ve got you! Right under my THUMB!!” he yells.
5:43
Satan remains quiet.
“ you see it you’re sexy huh you think you’re sexy you’re not sexy at all that’s a lie my mother was sexier than you my dog is sexier than you my house is sexier than your house you know why do you do you wanna know why do you want to hear why!?” he says.
Satan waits.
“Kasey are you English origin?” asks the FBI.
“ yes on my mother’s side.” she says.
The FBI nods.
Song 2 by Blur plays and Lacey is helplessly taken to war. The music plays loud. She slices off his head.
0:48
He lays on the ground headless.
1:12
Then she guts him with her feet by jumping victoriously on his torso. He vomits his stomach.
Butterfly by Crazy Town plays.
His head explodes from pressure.
That’s the look of Scotia as she jumps. To the song Butterfly.
“Almost done!” yells Lacey, cheerfully.
She supernaturally jumps on him to totally pulp his body.
Then she hoses the spot down. Literally with a cleaning crew with a hose and pressured water.
Song 2 by Blur plays again.
“WOOHOO!!!” yells Lacey excited for battle as Scotia.
Mollock head bangs with her. To Song 2.
The song ends.
God brings him back.
Lacey looks at him.
“Go on!” she says.
“I don’t know what just happened. I remember having something weird happen with my neck and everything after that is just a blur.” he says.
“Just a blur?” says Kasey.
“Do you like carrots?” Ivanka Trump asks him.
“I do. I do. I secretly do.” he says.
“Go on!” says Lacey.
He sighs thoughtfully.
“I don’t like your attitude right now!” he says to Lacey, very offended.
“Oh! Oh it’s that!?” says Satan.
“So you know!?” he says.
“I lie about it a lot.” says Satan.
“You’re like a little girl!” he says very condescendingly.
“Meow!” says Satan.
“Is that funny to you! To mock people who have innocence!? You were born without any innocence! I can tell. You’re the sexiest woman I’ve ever met in my life. How did you get that way!? I did that to you!? I THINK NOT!!! NO SIR! …WHO DID THAT TO your body!??” he screams.
“I masturbated when I was 13 and I’ve just been this way since I was born.” says Satan.
He thinks. “What!?” he says.
“No I mean that’s all that I can think of!? Ahh…but that’s what I did.” says Satan.
“I’m willing to let you go this time, but I’m gonna need you to try to be more careful. This is a nice community.” he says.
“What the hell are you talking about?” says Satan as himself, losing his temper.
He nods. “ it’s it’s just I feel like you’re just not a very nice person. You’re trying to have sex with me right now you’re trying to figure out how to be in control of the conversation from the very beginning and I can sense that and I resent it and you’re not supposed to have an ability to defend yourself OK you want to be in control of the conversation and then you probably come back at me and say something like no more than you do. I’m not controlling I’m not a controlling person at all, you are!” he says.
“ oh, I’m controlling I like to control everything it’s obsessive with me. I have an obsessive need to control everybody. I’m a very violent person.” says Satan.
“ well, at least you’re in counseling do use do you do you smoke crack?” he says.
“ every day that’s how I write so well I’m actually an idiot.” says Satan.
“ oh, I know you’re one of those weird people that try really hard to seem smart and look sexy but you fail miserably well I would date you but I don’t want to because I’m better than you I just wanted you to know how that felt.” he says.
“ i’m devastated I’m crying right now I might kill myself over you.” says Satan.
“ you kill yourself over me?!?” he says with a huge smile.
“ yeah I really would you’re amazing. I’ve never met someone like you before in my whole life.” says Satan.
“ oh, come on you must’ve met somebody. Who’s a little interesting at some point.” he says.
“ no I’ve never met anybody like that before you’re you’re really you’re really really different. What makes you so special?” says Satan.
“ it’s funny you’d bring that up when I was analyzing your existence when I read your blog, I realize that you’re actually very poor. Poor look the word up. POOR it’s a word in a language that we call English. I know you say things like that to try to imitate people who are is genuinely smart as me, but that’s not him but that’s not him but that’s not a that’s not something that I think your brain probably genuinely comprehends.
So I figured a lot out there are smart people who are rich, but very rarely very very rarely most the time when people are as rich as you pretend to be, I’ve got to give you some credit. I guess you figure that part out about yourself usually when people are that stupid they are rich you’re right and Seay I don’t know these things just come to me I’m a genius so I think that’s what it is. You’re imitating a really rich person buying you know Lauder handbags where did you get that? Where did you buy that bag? I know you probably use a gold felt tip marker to make it look like they had your name in there but you could afford something like that because you’re poor shit and you live under a rock!!!” he VIOLENTLY YELLS.
“ do you really believe that?” asks Satan.
“ yes I do.” he says nicely.
“ how did you ever figure that out?” says Satan.
“ oh I didn’t expect you to be that smart oh well no I just I am but I’m a pretty impressive person so I guess I observe things I don’t know I watch a lot of pornography I just see a lot and I I just know a lot of stuff and so I’ve experienced a lot in my life and you know oh crap you’re probably a nice person underneath everything. Yeah you know don’t worry about it if we can hang out some time and I’ll show you the ropes and you can figure something out for yourself I guess but probably not really.” he says.
“ oh, because of the XYZ and factor?” says Satan.
“ that’s probably what you call that that that the XYZ and factor indeed.” he says.
“ do you like the Gobley goop at lunch?” says Satan.
“ yeah, I’ve gotten used to it over the years. You just are think you’re picky but I eat anything.” he says.
“ so you are so I can tell you where I bought that purse if you really wanna know.” says Satan.
“ did you pull it out of your vagina?” he says seriously.
“ no no it came out of thin air.” says Satan.
“ do I exist?” he says.
“ poopy, poopy, poopy poopy poopy!!” says Satan.
Later.
“So! What was it you wanted to say about me being a British aristocrat?” says Satan to the American man.
“ oh it’s it’s just yeah obviously that’s why I hate you. That’s the primary reason why I can’t stand you and I see through you you know I don’t I don’t see through where did you really buy that loaner handbag from!?” he says sincerely.
“ oh I had sex with lime and Kensington palace back in 2022 and he manifested enter after we did the dirty Queen Elizabeth on her deathbed said buy a handbag. That’s what I 12 feet higher. I have sex with Philip I just think that was gross that was icky. I didn’t do it, but I go buy myself a purse and I look pretty and I think I guess I’m still a lady after all.” says Lem.
“ what!?” he says.
“ that was a that’s how it happened it wasn’t you to end it wasn’t 2022 it was in 2019 I had sex in Kensington palace with Len Billings on the sofa and a room that has a lot of red furniture in it and he and I got up and I thought gosh I feel weird and so Elizabeth said darling don’t worry sometimes they just do that to you. FaceTime your pussy too hard with a dick and you get sore whenever that happens to me. I just go right down to Lerner handbags in London and buy myself a brand new purse, and I put it on my arm and I say to myself gosh dammit I’m still worth something look at that bag on my arm that big speaks volumes to the masses about my intelligence and kindness to other people and small animals like dogs. I shall wear the handbag proudly. Where’s the knowledge that I am not whatever it is they say I am those people I am a queen.” says Satan.
“ so you, so so you’re you’re telling what was that?” he says.
Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears plays.
The American man walks through a fire. A ring of fire. He dances like in a 1980’s music video. In a grey suit. Well-tailored. Like Don Johnson.
“Don…JOHNSON!?” says Kasey, freaking out.
The song plays.
“He is me.” says the man. “ I am basically nothing you’d say would ever be good enough there’s absolutely no way for you to ever possibly redeem yourself. I am pretty sure you’re in Hell.” he FINALLY says to Lacey.
More Than A Woman by Bee Gees plays.
“ What was so evil about the British empire?” says Elliott Roosevelt.
“Are YOU KIDDING ME!!?” says the man dancing. Chill.
“ what is it that you think they did?” says God.
“ that cannot be God. They were one of the most evil empires to ever exist. Arguably, I mean the evil that that empire did was clearly one of the most astounding feats of all human history. I don’t think dinosaurs or aliens could ever be as evil as the British people.” he says very sincerely.
“ hey what did they actually do? Do you have any examples?” says God.
The song plays.
“OH QUIT IT! Those men are all faggots!” says Lacey.
“Could you ever make love to this song with Lem?” says God to Lacey.
“Oh no, I don’t wanna be more than a woman to anybody!” says Lacey. “Because that’s what I am and always have been!!!” she yells TO THE DEPTHS OF OUTER SPACE WITH THE “VIOLENCE OF HEAVEN”.
“She’s right. This is a very perverse song.” says Jesus Christ. “It’s violently misogynistic.”
JFK slides down a pole with a sequenced disco ball at the bottom. He does a sexy gay dance as a Japanese prostitute’s son.
“MORE THAN A WOMAN!!!” bellows JFK. “GOOD SONG!!!” he says very joyfully.
The song ends.
“That song was inspired by my sexy ass!” says JFK.
“Girl I knew you very well? I see you growing every day? Who is that Jack?” says the FBI.
“It’s my baby! She’s more than a woman! Because she’s a child.” says JFK.
“Who? Who are you referencing?” yells Elon Musk.
“Caroline Kennedy, my daughter, there you have it! FINE!” JFK.
“Jack do you understand that you’re singing about molesting her?” says an American, desperately.
2:31
“‘…Something’s wrong…’ You see there’s a tiny little verse in there that says something is wrong and that’s where I lay blame on Caroline Kennedy for seducing me.” says JFK.
“But Jack, you’re singing about molesting a child?” says Africa.
“So what! I’m also thinking about Lem Billings and it’s Saturday night fever we’ve got the fever the jungle fever like we’re Black people. Like you’ve had jungle fever. I’ve got the jungle fever?” says JFK.
“Umm…so what did Africa- Oh excuse me! What did Great Britain do that was so bad?” says God.
“They hurt the Black people!” says An American man. “Would you like me to make a list for you of all the things they did!? GLADLY!
- They were the most racist people to ever exist in all of the universe.
- They hated every human to ever live
- And they cause every major atrocities in all of the history of the earth, potentially.
- And they are cruel, they are vicious.
- Are very very, very very.
- Do they really do BAD
- they harm children, they harm dogs, they harm cats they harm everything to ever exist because they love it too much or they hate it too much or they do too much or too little or the wrong thing at the wrong time. It’s amazing how profoundly evil they are. 
- They colonized the world!
- I repeat, they were the colonizers!
- I repeat, they colonized the whole world, which is why we were evil at the beginning because we were a colony and then when we liberated ourselves, I mean, what are you gonna do a broken wheel is a broken wheel, so Andrew Jackson had to repress the Native Americans and Jack Kennedy had to be evil to Lacey to be with one because that’s how it works because of the British empire because they were colonizers.
- The colonizers are people who colonized their colonial us. You’ve heard of that the colonial us colonialism look it up. It’s the one of the most evil things ever happened to humanity.” he says.
“ was there anything other than being colonizers that they really did though?” says Osama Bin Laden in 1999.
“ and that’s more than enough I mean that’s like pure evil.” he says.
More Than A Woman plays as Osama Bin Laden weeps. Screams.
“ did they ever start a war like the one in North Korea or Vietnam?” says Lacey.
“ not really Lacey.
Where do you think they would’ve done that?” says North Korea.
“ it’s the only area of the world that I think they really did that much damage to you to be perfectly honest is Africa, Ireland and India drive me fucking bananas with their bullshit.” says Lacey.
“ I I know why are you colonized? I I actually understand the need to poop sometimes or cough.” says North Korea.
“ and that is sort of how I see it perfectly honest with you.” says Lacey.
“ and you’re right there’s a difference between getting your ass kicked and cutting off someone’s legs.” says North Korea.
“ and how is this possible?” says Lacey.
“ and I know I I actually very much empathize with you because you have the mindset of a poor person in North Korea as long as I do my job and I mind my own business as your leader and you do your job and mind your own business, and are honorable and there’s not really a problem I think I think they want to be like me.” says North Korea.
“ why would they want to be like you? I think I’ve had this conversation with you before why would they want to be like you?” pleads Lacey.
“Well because I make it look glamorous.” he says.
She thinks. “May I ask you something?”
He laughs.
“How are they going to break Putin‘s neck when it’s never worked with you?” she says.
“Are they going after you because they can’t get to us!?” he says.
“ I don’t think so.” says Lacey. “ I think they’re going after me because I remind them of you and they can’t figure out why.”
“ that makes sense.” says Japan.
“ so it’s like I keep seeming like you, but they really don’t seem to understand that my family is upper class old money that I was raised in. They really don’t seem to cognitively comprehend the concept. And I’ve tried to explain it to them repeatedly over and over and over again but it’s like talking to a brick wall.” says Lacey. “ and there’s like some concept or key that I need to unlock their brains and I can’t seem to find it.”
“ Lacey if you’re reincarnated, is that why or not?” says India.
“ let me know we’ve never talked about that. I’ve never analyze that barely at all. I don’t really know what I did to myself because I haven’t even contemplating whether or not there’s green carnation that seriously because it’s not in Christianity and I am faithful loyal to Christianity, so I can’t easily contemplate it.” says Lacey. “ it’s sort of like putting the cart before the horse to contemplate that.”
“ so do you do you feel like shunned?” says John Travolta, laughing.
“ I don’t even know what the fuck you’re talking about. Do you mean from a Mennonite perspective or what!?” says Lacey.
“ she’s right she really doesn’t know what you’re talking about. You guys take yourselves way too seriously while I was alive. I would’ve indulged in your delusions. The American isn’t makes any fucking sense right now at all but coming from my side right now I’ve been dead I I actually find what she saying hilarious because you guys think you know what you’re talking about you think you’re these experts that you’re not I mean Cambridge in Oxford have been around since like the beginning of time practically and our perception of things they’re far more aware than you might think they are. Yeah of all the stuff that matters not some conniving little game that you’ve imagined in your head. Your delusions that she has any conniving games in her head are your delusions of Grandor in comparison to the British empire, as a bunch of middle-class Hicks in America. You’re really not a sophisticated nowadays as you think you are if you go to an Ivy League school you’re not a sophisticated is they were 100 years ago you’re not!
So her level of awareness is like off the charts compared to most people live, and you guys are too arrogant and stupid. Genuinely cognitively stupid to understand that.
Watching her try to be with Matthew has been painful. He’s he’s retarded compared to her potentially and he doesn’t want it with that that that he was too dumb to figure out how to be with her at all.
So that’s in her life right now. Um, here’s the thing you guys sincerely, she doesn’t know what you’re talking about. You’re speaking about Mennonite theology right now literally almost end it will really actually don’t make sense. I guarantee it.” says Shanann Watts.
“ did your husband accidentally make you famous?” says John Travolta.
She nods. “ yes, he accidentally turned me and my daughters into celebrities.”
“ I don’t mean shunned. I shouldn’t have used that word! hold on.” says John Travolta.
“ she can’t hold on anymore John and this is a stupid conversation. I’ll find somebody else I’m sorry.” says God.
“ you know I used to pour sand in my hair when I was a little girl and then pick it out because I was processing being molested by my parents and boundaries.” says Lacey.
“ did you invent that?” says Kasey Johnson.
“ I did I think I did I shouldn’t say that for sure but now I am pretty sure I did.” says Lacey.
“ what did we think you were doing?” says a woman.
“ fucking my parents because that’s what the teacher told you but that’s not what I was doing. I was enjoying the process of dominating my own scalp and meticulously picking out pieces of sand because it’s just sand.” says Lacey. “ adult say don’t put sand in your hair and I said fuck you it feels good to put sand in my hair. It’s my fucking head you dumb bitch and that’s not your fucking sent. It belongs to the city people get sand on their bodies all the time when they’re playing there’s nothing illegal about putting the sand in my fucking head as a child it’s allowed watch me you Kaald from hell watch me as I pick the sand out of my fucking head that’s on my own fucking body you fucking nothing!” 
“ go on because I’m starting to feel dumb and like you’re just better than me and I can’t handle it. Oh my God!” screams a perfume collector seriously.
“ oh, so no, it’s really quite simple. It’s what you first thought to some degree. If you are able to give me any sort of credit for my intelligence and goodness of all of Christ so it’s a Century thing I was being molested and so when you’re molested an adult attacks your body and makes you feel things sexually that you don’t want I want to feel wish to Phyl and that’s how most station works. Did you understand that or are you too stupid and subhuman serious question.” says Lacey with Elon Musk.
Later.
“ so if I’m understanding this correctly you are taking authority over your own nerve endings in your scalp and you thought they’re idiots. This is just a body. You can do things to the body that affect it. It’s a physiological response it’s just fucking science, mom and dad and the teacher is a jack ass who doesn’t understand what’s going on or doesn’t care. I don’t think I’m harming any other child by experiencing this in my head, nor really by even picking it out of my hair where did you do that?” says Suzanne.
“ you have that figured out if that’s what you’re actually thinking that is pretty literally what happened. I picked it out of my hair in a corner of a large room at the preschool daycare on a bean bag chair. It’s possible I was thinking beanbags were like rocks, and that somehow I was being appropriate.” says Lacey.
“ Lacey, I think that beanbag chair might have been what freak, the teacher out it was that you were sitting very appropriately in a corner of the room, picking the sand out of your hair, very thoughtfully experiencing the sensory perception of it probably very discreetly and it’s possible if you sat in a beanbag chair that it was more creepy because it seems like you were on acid.” says Suzanne.
“ I didn’t know that if I’m a super genius, sweetie from a different generation, I did not realize that that would be so offensive to people.” says Lacey.
“ why was the why was that the sand so helpful?” says China.
“ because it was offensive. It was dirty. It was like a disease in my scalp. It was like giving myself some sort of malicious disgusting disease on my own scalp cause it’s like having pimples like a head full of tiny little pimples that are crawling on top of each other almost like a venereal disease, but not quite. I think I’m thinking more of like smallpox or something but some thing possibly even worse than that and so I was picking at it thinking oh I’ve got a disease on my Scalp, oh wait no I don’t. It’s just sand.” says Lacey. “ I can scrape it out even if it takes all fucking day I can scrape out every tiny little piece of sand and then it was all gone and I thought shit. The sand is all fucking out of my hair. I manage to scrape out every tiny little last bit of sand from my hair, and that haunted me because I thought there’s nothing left. I cleaned it all out of my scalp now what because I’ve offended the class by putting sand in my hair because they think that’s gross I know it’s not that gross but they don’t necessarily and I have no idea why people would think sand is like a disease because I think I was thinking through how pedophiles tend to think that when they harm a child that they’ve altered the child forever and they haven’t that’s totally theoretically impossible, and I was laughing at them by comparing pouring sand in my hair to being molested.
And then I picked it out of my hair and I thought shit it’s all gone. Why is that disturbing? It’s extremely hard to articulate but it’s just it’s like there’s an emptiness it’s not even sexual it’s the same thing. It’s almost a sensory thing. It’s not sexual I may even process that if I’m not brilliant, it’s not sexual but there’s a sensory bizarre sensory deprivation that happens post molestation Because you’re not mentally physically, chemically capable of processing what’s happening to you it’s totally inappropriate. It’s an absolute violation of humanity and you people are celebrating it today cause you’re worthless pieces of shit potentially if God doesn’t say otherwise, and he might that’s between you and Christ I’m not God I sincerely hope you’re human if you choose to molest children.
So, and then this dumb ass country was trying to make money off of it good Lord, do they have brains anymore or not? 
there’s no way cock cock being colonialist is anywhere near as disgusting as being an American in the 21st-century who is condoning with the American empire has done. I have no idea how they think they’re Morley superior to the British empire still if they have any idea what they’re doing cognitively at all but that’s between them and God.
And actually, that is part of what bothers me about the sand, because the void that’s created with your stupidity is the same void that was created when I was molested, and then I stopped, or I was molested, and then I stopped it myself in my head because I was able to realize thank God That it was insane and so I stopped it just like I picked out all of the sand in my hair and I did actually stop it in my head are you can dissociate you can figure out ways to handle them within reason if they go too far if he comes pretty bloody difficult and you literally start to go insane and then you’re better off being dead because it’s literally like the most sadistic from human torture possible Potentially depending on how they do it, you could be things that are slightly equal to that but they’re basically running Guantánamo Bay on the assets of children who are innocent from all over the world to keep roads running so to speak and then they’re dumb enough to think that I am supposed to honor their humanity.
If they want to talk about British colonialism in an honest way, we can do that if they’re cognitively capable of it but frankly, I’m not entirely sure sometimes.
And neither is Elon Musk
. Who tipped us after how stupid you people were Casi Casi did the fact that you like her so much it’s just weird.
The fact that you guys think that Jack and Linn had a relationship is also really cognitively strange at this point.
So anyway, so anyway, no there’s like a void that’s created on a sensory level post Millis post molestation post, possibly even taking a tumor out of your body and maybe not everyone senses that kind of thing what if they do they don’t know what it is but I do I picked up on it and so being the super genius that I might be I process that and then I thought well shit what is what the fuck am I supposed to do with the sensory deprivation now Because it’s not because it’s not it’s not something sexual. And it’s sensory. JUST PURE NERVES. And how do you replace the sensory deprivation. No it’s not sexual it’s a sensory deprivation that’s pretty intense. I thought what the fuck am I supposed to do claw my skin off my body? I know it’s not sexual but there’s a sensory sensory issue and I thought fuck what the fuck am I supposed to do?” says Lacey.
Later.
“I have a weird leftover sensory deprivation issue too!” says Casi.
“Perfume helps.” says Lacey.
“WHY!?” says Casi.
“It’s mist.” says Lacey.
“Huh.” says Casi.
“It’s…an ether.” says Lacey. “But it’s YOUR ETHER.”
“ do you think if I have drug addictions it has anything to do with that?” says Casi.
“it might edit by not I don’t know what happened to you, but it could be a way of you trying to reclaim your body body but it also and even on a chemical level. Um, but it could also be some thing else. It varies from person to person, but I wouldn’t be surprised if you experience perfume the same way that I do if you were also molested why did you like Sicily by dolce Gabbana?” says Lacey.
“ do you think if I reincarnated that I was trying to go back?” she says.
“ Yes, possibly but I wouldn’t even be surprised if it if there’s a smell that was therapeutic to you, I mean trauma is bad Casi evil is evil.” says Lacey.
“Would I be happier if I was dead?” asks Casi.
“ yes you would be if you were surprised but the way I look at it is that I am not personally going to die until God does it and if I was you and I had something to be happy about like your former husband or still husband Chris I would just think I think I could still make this work and it’s your life so it’s like well. Yeah you could pray if if I get weirder and things get creepier for me than they already are please just kill me, but if I can keep trying to make something positive happen. I’ll just keep going. And I would I would pray that obviously to Jesus.” says Lacey.
Later.
“Suzanne as interpreted by Lacey…why…do you…not…care…that Alisha is better than you?” says Franny.
“WHAT!??” says Suzanne as interpreted by Lacey.
“You’re POOR!!” yells Alisha at Suzanne as interpreted by Lacey.
“No. I’m RICH!!!” yells Suzanne as interpreted by Lacey.
“NOT LIKE ME!!!” yells Alisha.
“YOU’RE UGLY!!” yells Suzanne as interpreted by Lacey.
“I KNOW!!!” yells Alisha.
“SO am I.” says Suzanne as interpreted by Lacey.
“Why do you think we’re poor?” asks Alisha.
“I DON’T!!” yells Suzanne as interpreted by Lacey.
“Hey!” says Lem. “Ahh…WHERE IN HELL…did this RANDOM conversation come from?”
“I’m trying to figure out why you don’t-“ says Suzanne as interpreted by Lacey.
“Ahh. Okay!??” says Lem.
“Oh sorry! I’m baking.” says Suzanne as interpreted by Lacey. “I’m BORED.”
“This late!?” says the CIA.
“YUP!” says Suzanne as interpreted by Lacey.
“So…you’re a peasant compared to Lacey?” says Tsar Putin to Suzanne.
“Yes!!!” says Suzanne as interpreted by Lacey.
“Does that bother you?” asks Tsar Putin.
“No! I’m actually just faking being bothered by it…to get people’s approval.” says Suzanne as interpreted by Lacey.
“Why does that get their approval?” asks God.
“Because! I seem…rich, smart, and cool by contrast to her.” says Suzanne as interpreted by Lacey.
“Even if it’s based on nonsense?” says the CIA.
“Does that really matter!? I mean…so far…I see no problems.” says Suzanne.
“Ahh…no. It’s actually incredibly dangerous.” warns the Russian government.
“Oh! Because of the oil!?” says Suzanne as interpreted by Lacey.
“YES!!” screams the World Bank.
“I’m exceptionally intelligent. But I don’t understand how!” Suzanne as interpreted by Lacey.
“Ahh…ILLUMINATI!!!” yells Casi.
“But that’s…just a movie!” says Suzanne as interpreted by Lacey.
“NO!!! IT ISN’T!!!” yells a dead Rockefeller.
“Why is she better than me!?” asks Suzanne as interpreted by Lacey.
“Allah!!” says a Muslim man.
“He is wise.” says Satan.
“Well. I should tell you that I occasionally use…strawberry icing…on my HUSBAND’S…COCK!” says Suzanne.
“Why do we care!?” says Casi.
“Because she’s- She insinuated that I’m frigid.” says Suzanne.
“She is.” says her husband.
“What!? No I’m not!!” says Suzanne.
Awkward silence.
“SHUT-UP!!!” yells her husband, glaring at her.
Later.
“I eat…COCK!!” says Suzanne, drunk.
Casi slow claps.
“Suzanne…you honestly have to know…that Lacey is…extremely elite…or you’re INSANE!” says Chris Hayes.
“What’s your cock size!??” yells Suzanne at Lem. “SOCIAL CLASS COMES DOWN TO COCK SIZE!!!!” she screams.
“Ahh…” says Lem.
Anemone by Slenderbodies plays.
“I’m a size medium large.” says Lem.
“I’m…medium???” says Suzanne’s husband.
She suddenly is thrown in a pool. It’s huge. She drowns slowly. Stupidly thinking she can outrun the water. Her eyes grow large. And mouth slightly open she literally tries to jog in the water.
2:46
In a matter of seconds she dies.
The song ends.
The Rush by Bob Moses plays.
Suzanne sinks.
And at that Alisha manifests a penis. She starts flinging it around to the music.
Her husband foams at the mouth.
Why is this all happening?
Because Suzanne is a total loser. She betrayed the US military. Profoundly. And…because she’s a total dumbass their were several US military personnel who risked everything…just to try to protect HER safety. The Earth was literally put into peril. Because if Lacey’s Scotia…she’s SCOTIA. And they cognitively don’t and didn’t understand that. And they accidentally fell for identity politics…in the Illuminati.
“Her husband thinks HE’S ME!!” yells Tsar Vladimir Putin about Suzanne’s military husband.
And so the current living US military rushed to her defense by obliterating HOURS worth of WORK Lacey had SPIRITUALLY prepared.
The US military poops out the Gay Pride Flag.
Yes. In the spirit realm.
“A LOT OF US ARE GAY!!” yells a man in the military.
He dances, high on ecstasy, staring up at the ceiling, drooling. And that night he had his first “gay awakening”. He’s BARELY gay…but being a low IQ high EGO…sweet…FOOL…he…follows trends. And…he now STUPIDLY and FERVENTLY believes he’s SO GAY. He’s NOT. …And…for whatever reason…he’s…stuck on thinking Lem had to be gay too. He’s built like Lem. But he’s SLIGHTLY gay, whereas Lem was completely straight. And he’s…a little into the thought of raping a straight man. It’s a little bit of a fetish for him. But he’s too low IQ to understand. So…he’d not…even…follow his own thoughts on the matter.
Lacey…was SAVING Suzanne. And rescuing the US. And she had crafted a BRILLIANT life raft. With help from Elon Musk. And Jeff Bezos.
YEARS of WORK.
Crying tears of BLOOD she could taste they were so real spiritually. LITERALLY.
But gay men were offended. For no particular reason. Except insanity. And SICK jealousy of JUST HER…in a way. All sexy women in reality. VIOLENT USELESSNESS.
And they DESPERATELY NEEDED the US military to SAVE THEM from THEMSELVES…but tonight…they bleed rainbow…for Suzanne. Letting themselves believe their gay sex…isn’t gay sex. Believing JFK was straight. And getting egotistically off on Lem Billings. ALL of them. Because he’s their ALIBI. Spiritually. Their hostage beard.
And by making Lacey everything ugly about themselves…spiritually they…defied Elon Musk…and President Trump. And almost…caused….AN APOCALYPTIC SITUATION.
It’s…astonishing.
“I would just like to apologize for my boyfriend. He had a really wild night with the US military today and…umm…we’re sorry you guys.
He’s really handsome!” says a gay stripper who he once drunkenly slept with.
Anemone by Slenderbodies plays.
“We needed you to let her do her job.” says Iran.
“What do you guys care what she does!?” he says.
The song plays.
“Nevermind!!!” says his boyfriend. “JUST LET IT GO!!”
“I can’t! I don’t understand.” he says.
“Oh. Okay. …Ahh…what are they having you do!?” he says lovingly.
“I KNOW IN MY HEART LEM WAS GAY!!” he says, weeping.
“Oh wow.” says his boyfriend, nodding.
He weeps.
“Sweetie…are you trying to manifest Lem?” he says.
“Yes!!” he says, getting pissy.
“We aren’t that man!” says his boyfriend.
“But I know in my heart he was gay!” says the man in the US military. He’s a general…or something.
“This is why my uncle was a BAD idea.” says Saoirse.
“I was straight.” says Lem.
“But we look ALIKE!!” yells the general, sincerely.
“Not completely.” says Richard Deacon. “You look gay to me. But not completely.”
“I’m STRAIGHT!!” he says with evil hope.
“I snuck in the gay flag.” Bobby Kennedy Junior admits to a group of Christians.
Iran laughs.
Rock the Casbah by The Clash plays.
“Boom.” says President Bush and President Trump.
Lacey fights for her breath. Succeeds.
“ROCK THE CASBAH!” says Iran.
“Slit his throat.” commands Lacey in her spirit.
2:13
“Drop.” says Lacey.
The song plays.
The song plays over.
“I love this song.” says Lacey. “It’s so good.”
“So do I.” says Lem.
“So you could have ducked her to this?” says The Clash.
“I almost did.” says Lem.
Satan has had to get in Lacey’s body with her many times to save her life. And right now is one of them. Whether God condones it or not.
“She’s not yours. Why do you keep thinking that!?” says Satan to all American white trash.
“It’s JACK.” says Iran.
“DAMMIT!!!!” yells Satan.
The song plays.
“Lem had glasses!?” says the gay man in the US military genuinely confused, to his boyfriend.
“YES!!!! LOOK!!!” demands his boyfriend.
“I’m not Howie Mandel.” says Lem.
Bobby turns into a teenager again.
Elon Musk can’t help but laugh.
Alisha faints in her spirit. Her penis disappears as she does. She sighs in relief. Laughs.
Her husband carries her to bed. In her spirit. Safe. She had very honorably dancing THE WHOLE TIME. Flinging her sudden appendage around voluntarily. Bravely.
“Oh my!” she says to him. Thankful her sudden weird penis has disappeared.
“KATE?!? AND MATT!?” yells Peugeot.
“YES!!!” screams God.
“Did he sell his soul?” asks Lacey.
“Last night. In his lies.” says God. “And now he’s bleeding from his eyes. Literally.”
“Kate seduced him. In an evil way.” says God.
“Drop the bomb on them. In North Dakota.” says Lacey.
“AMEN!!!” yells the entire US military.
Kate manifests as a demon. She descends into Hell. And is burned in flames with Matt. God forces them to have sex. In Hell. As they agreed to it.
“Do you want her to be your permanent twin flame?” asks God of Matt.
In their Hell Suzanne suddenly appears on a bright, sandy beach…fine.
She sits up and blinks.
“I’m a moron.” says Harry Young.
Suzanne lays back down. Possibly she almost died in her sleep tonight. Literally.
Kate and Matt fart into each other’s buttholes. To have sex. Then vomit in each other’s mouths. To have sex. Rip off each other’s heads. To have sex.
“WELL! Will she do!!?!?” says God to Matt.
“NO!!!” yells Matt.
“Then MOVE ON!!!” screams God.
“NO!!!!!” yells Kate, manifesting claws and holding his spirit like a demon. She begins flailing her claws around attacking every woman in the Nesheim family.
Maria gets her cheek scraped trying to appeal to her.
A dead drug addict strangles Kate to death. Popping off her head.
“No bombs now.” says Hamas to clear the air.
The US military is then all killed.
The Earth sighs in relief. Even if it’s temporary.
“THANK YOU!!” screams the Earth. “It’s a nice break.”
“You’re WELCOME!” says a recording artist.
“Hey!” says Hamas to Israel.
“Hey.” says Israel to Hamas.
“We’re going to talk!” says China to them.
And at that Kate and Matt manifest as lovers in outer space…for the “aliens” who preferred them as a couple to God.
“I talked them into it.” says Joe Kennedy Junior.
“Why didn’t you just LET IT GO!??” yells Lem.
Suzanne seems fine.
Looks at the US military official. They stare at each other in their spirits.
And at that millions of Millennial women feel hurt by Lacey’s beauty for the first time ever. In a normal way.
“DO YOU LIKE HIS ASS NOW!?” yells Kate at Lacey.
“NO!!” yells Lacey.
Kasey Johnson wakes up. Yawns.
“HEY! What’s up!?” she asks the Illuminati.
Donald Trump laughs.
“Are you eating ramen?” asks Elon Musk.
She might be???
“So! Why are we stuck with Kate?” and Kasey.
“I don’t know. I’m actually really disturbed by it right now to be honest.” says Brad Pitt.
“You know you guys have to understand something with Lacey she’s not like us.” says Kasey. “You guys I have been explaining her to many people since I first met her she’s straight I might be and I might not be, but I have been explaining her to people for years literally. I don’t think of her as being like normal OK?
She’s different Innoway, like Elon Musk and Donald Trump but also not and you just have to stop making her normal and then suddenly things are OK. I don’t hate her. I don’t love her to be honest, but I understand that God created her, and I am just chill with it, but you’ve got to stop trying to make her like you or me or other normal people.” says Kasey. “ she’s actually incredibly elegant and beautiful but she’s kind of like Helena Bonham, Carter and Helena Bonham Carter is not American, but Lacey is supposed to be she’s not normal.”
“ was it a bad idea to talk to her?” asks Chris.
“ i’m not gonna bother answering that right now I’m sorry.” says Kasey.
“ Casey why are you talking about Kate?” asks Brad Pitt.
“ because I find it offensive that I have to eat ramen when she doesn’t.” says Kasey.
“ Why do you have to eat ramen?” asks the DNC.
“ because our kids started our whole house on fire. Actually the dogs dead, and our sons save the day but I don’t have a way to pay for a lot of things right now. I lost my car cause that started on fire and then my kitchen started on fire because of my dogs and I’m just kind of just enjoying my ramen.” says Kasey.
“ You could probably talk us through a nuclear war couldn’t you?” says Brad Pitt.
“actually, I would be merciful and I would sing you through it and you would either love what I was doing or you’d hate it and it would distract you I would make it distract you.” says Kasey. “ what Lacey doesn’t know is that I was serious about being a country music star and I took my vocal cords extraordinarily seriously and I was a little dumb to do that and she knew that from when we were little kids, she knew it was totally idiotic and I’m learning to appreciate that, but I didn’t know that and so I’ve had to learn the hard way that my voice is good, but it’s not that good.”
“ where are you going with that?” says Brad Pitt.
“ a basically that I remind myself of her cousin Matthew except thankfully, I married a man who’s problematic but if I’m not straight, I have secret girlfriends and he doesn’t care I mean he does he gets hurt, but then he admits to me that he’s had crushes on them to and then I think oh really you have what if I have two you know it’s like what are we doing? You know it’s like they’re my friends but you get first dibs because you are the man and sometimes he’s abrasive because he says oh I’m really in favor of gay rights and I think are you really do you have male friends you’d like to run off with? I mean it’s he stirs the pot constantly and I don’t cheat on him in any way. He doesn’t deserve if I do at all. and no, it might not even me cheating on him at all but if I am, he deserves it and he knows that and we work things out and that’s precious to me because he’s figured that out over the years that he actually really finds me attractive like in every way and that it’s not just that I am the fat chick and I am fast but he he actually really finds me attractive it isn’t. It isn’t an impairment and he’s had to realize that slowly over time that he just likes a woman with a shape whether it’s skinny or fat, he doesn’t like women that don’t have I don’t know it’s like there’s something about women that have something to them you know whether it’s like large boobs, large and the right way he likes women and he’s had to you know learn that’s
And you know we work really hard and I get tired and then we realize that our house is looking good and that we have kids that are growing up and that they’re reasonably intelligent happy kids and we think are we actually successful and then we get proud of ourselves and we think baby were actually doing a pretty good job of being humans
And I get you guys you need to let me say this as an English person I feel bad OK let me say it.
*they restrain themselves*
I feel bad for Kate and Matthew both.
Matthews business ability or it’s like my or like my vocal cords I don’t think he was ever going to own the Vikings even if he had the cognitive ability to do it I don’t think he could’ve really done it and that’s where she is unfortunate because even though I am not ever going to be in the Minnesota opera, I am brave and myself, and that means something to my husband. And even where my husband is troubled and difficult to be married to at times, he actually likes me and loves me and we have fun together. Sometimes we play arm games. We put our hands inside of our sweatshirts and we hit other like silly goofballs, and stuff like that.
We actually enjoy each other. I don’t think they had that and that’s where I feel bad for Matthew. I don’t think he understands that he’s not gonna own the Vikings and if that’s actually kind of disappointing and that she supposed to be ashamed of that or sad about that or something, oh she supposed to have some emotional reaction you guys I don’t think she had emotional reactions to him that were normal.” says Kasey.
“Fine. You’re right.” says Elizabeth Warren.
“Elizabeth like, do you care about people or not?” says Kasey.
“ why do we think Lacey is so judgmental Casey?” says Elizabeth Warren.
“ it’s so simple it’s gonna hurt to hear it.
It’s because if you had her attitude and you did the things that she does, and says the things that she says you’d be being critical and judgmental, but she’s not like that. She’s a totally different person so you interpret her through the lens of your own experience, and your own self, that’s not what’s going through her head she’s not autistic there’s there’s no way she’s not autistic. I worry that there’s reincarnation in the Bible and she’s a Gyptian and British and that there’s something about this life that just didn’t take so to speak and so she’s not with us culturally And she’s a perfectly nice same person but she’s not with us so it’s it’s not that she’s like a problematic person if you care about people and you’re a good person yourself, it is more like she’s just on it at a Tyrolea different script and what she saying makes complete sense to her But it might even make sense to us. If we could translate it I’ve tried it’s hard some people can do it but then they get tired or bored or they decide they don’t care enough and that alone makes me sad because I was not a good friend to her, but that’s pretty much what it is. It’s like if you think of her like a historical figure that’s helpful because then it’s like oh I’m talking to Benjamin Franklin for real not the updated AI version of him the actual raw person I don’t know what he’s gonna say to me. He’s not in the same culture that we’re in right now.” she says.
“ you know you’re right that’s very easily all that it is.” says Elizabeth Warren.
“ why are you so sentimental about your ego? Just let it go. I’m not as good looking as her you’re not as good looking as her stop wounding yourself it’s sick.” says Kasey.
“ I don’t feel wounded.” says Donald Trump.
“ and then she’s probably like you in someway. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s not that remote Elizabeth and she’s Dutch old money I feel like Elizabeth you could actually like her if you could just think of her as what she is.” says Kasey.
“ so why are we mad at Kate?” says Angelina Jolie.
“ because you guys this is a real conversation and if there’s an illuminati, the world really could’ve blowing up tonight I have no idea how things got that dire but I have a feeling it’s because you keep trying to make her help people who don’t really deserve it.” says Kasey.
“ part of the problem is that you guys are selling children into slavery to support a military that everybody hates.” explains God. “ is she trying to get rid of you people?”
“Nope!” says Brad Pitt.
“ then if she singles somebody out, that’s a pretty astounding, red flag.” says God.
“ you guys Kates problem is that she is a little evil and she can’t except it and she really wants to think that Matthews love for her was sexually different than it was.” says Kasey.
”Oh, so she wants to think that Matthew thought she was like Pamela Anderson?” says a woman.
“ yeah, I am overweight and at times I try to mimic her for my husband and to be honest with you it doesn’t quite work but being overweight I am able to put myself into a corset and mimic the luck and he finds that really arousing I have no idea how that skinny woman would do that.” says Kasey.
“ how bad is it Casey?” says a reader.
“OK so Lacey is a 32C and she wears a size 8 and that’s her real size she’s a real real 30 to see she’s a C cup.
I Kate is 34 a or like a 34 AA.” says Kasey.
So we think Lacey looks like that 
“

Keen to Cross the Pond 
You must be logged in to post a comment.