“1962” by Mark

Nancy, you read on her blog that her grandmother was poor in 1962 when she left her grandfather John.

“ that’s true.” says Nancy.

Do you understand that her great grandparents gave her grandmother, the equivalent of about $10,000 to live while she was married to John?

“ they gave her grandmother $10,000 over a period of how many decades?” says Nancy.

“ less than two.” says Kasey Johnson.

“ I so she was married from 1945 to 1962?” says Nancy, assuming she can manifest her inner Scotia too.

Casi laughs at her.

“ I I Arriba, Nancy!” says God.

Casi laughs harder.

“ no I didn’t. I spoke in a Scottish accent my father was German.” says Nancy.

“ that’s not what manifested sweetie.” says a woman.

“ oh so I’m just trying to figure something out. How does how does that what you just heard make you feel the fact that her grandmother got $10,000 over a period of less than 20 years?” says Skippy.

“ I mean that’s like I guess that’s a nice amount to get from parents over period of less than 20 years when you’re married.” says Nancy.

“ did you know that after she divorced she went home and lived in a large house with her parents?” says Skippy.

“ no I’m psychically reading her not taking what she said seriously!!!” says Nancy.

“ that’s extremely dangerous to do with a Virgo.” says God. “ part of the reason no one‘s ever been able to figure out the Kennedys is because people read them psychically sweetie and Joe is a Virgo. He was extraordinary Virgo Virgos are dense as rocks when it comes like a peak granite when it comes to being able to psychically, read them, they’re extremely hard to read. I am one I people are all made in my image you’re not supposed to read people any way that way necessarily unless if you have to that’s complicated but you do you certainly do not. You do not read a Virgo without the Holy Spirit guiding you without using common sense. They’re very hard to read and Lacey is a Virgo. As far as I’m concerned she’s a Virgo. She’s a Virgo Libra cusp. That’s what I would call her. And I can decide all those things. So you have to listen to what she saying very carefully and you have to watch what she’s doing. There are a few people who can read her energy but it’s very hard to do her kids Ken she’s a very good person and so you can kind of get that sense but you’re just you’re not really supposed to get stuck on that you’re supposed to sort of handle her the way you handled F Scott Fitzgerald would you also totally screwed up you don’t understand either of them. He was a Libra Virgo to, and he actually fit that description. They’re very similar psychologically you can’t read them and yet you can’t because they’re both libras lately, so you can kind of read the libra but that’s where you were a problem because you don’t respect the fact that she’s astronomically more beautiful than you, by nature, and without.

You know that women who are superior to sexually Nancy are probably not women to get into a fight with if there’s a patriarchy or did you not realize that there was a patriarchy?” says God.

“ I don’t think she understood that.” says Chris Hayes.

“ Chris why did you just say that?” says Ted Cruz.

“ i’m in league with Bobby and I’m mad at Diego.” says Chris.

“ Nancy how does that make you feel!?” says Mark.

“ I think I feel confused so let me get this straight your husband makes how much a year?” says Nancy.

“$180,000 fancy.” says Mark.

“ i’m not remotely surprised by that and I actually know them in person.” says Kasey’s husband.

“ What’s that equivalent of in 1997?” says Suzanne. “ Nancy I think that you get stuck on stuff because you want to and not just because you’re confused. I think you want to confuse things that are actually pretty obvious so basically you’re fighting the fact that you misunderstood things and that that that that she wrote intentionally about her family I think there are a few little things here, and there that are probably complicated but I don’t think that there are things that are particularly meaningful in the big picture which comes to analyzing social class. The fact that she’s had so many notable people in her family that they have trillions and oil that she’s had a sexual relationship with Vladimir Putin to me, sweetie is a lot of evidence and I’m smarter than you and I can tell that that couldn’t happen if the details didn’t all fit together I also read her details and they are basically flawless. I mean there’s a few things that are a little confusing but they’re really not that confusing. I think you have misunderstood a lot about the world, and this is culture because there is a patriarchy and a woman who is as hot as her would probably rarely be that poor they usually have a boyfriend at least that’s the way it’s been. I’m just being honest you guys I’m sorry I’m not as hot as her but I put out and I’m blonde and I wear perfume and that does matter you’re not that sexy you could date people and you can create magic because you are a tractive sweetie. No one‘s knocking on your door to try to come fuck you in anyway and that’s fine for now because you have a loving husband and I have a sale. You’re very fortunate, but I think you’ve gotten a little carried away in your delusions and you’ve taken yourself far too. Seriously there are models that look good but when you actually analyze them, they’re not that attractive or they are but it’s like kind of gets old after a while and that doesn’t mean that they could be loved. It’s just you God is that a beauty is not in the eye of the beholder sexiness is beauty is not something to be too attractive, Hispanic people often are too attractive, and then it starts to not be attractive anymore. It starts to look gross.

White women unfortunately can be ugly as fuck I have never seen a Hispanic woman be as unbelievably ugly as a white woman. I’m just being really honest Asian women are very rarely as beautiful as Lacey or no this is true black women are Hispanic women can be Asian women are very rarely extremely beautiful. But they’re very rarely ugly. So what would you rather be better than average and Asian potentially fucking ugly and white or gross and Hispanic, but good looking until you look too much. Those people use they’re also either really annoying or really dumb or evil but not necessarily. Some of those people could probably be incredibly sweet. You just have to get to know them but I think the ones that are sweet probably I don’t know probably end up looking average, or some thing or better than average, but the thing is You’ve got to be smarter and stop assuming that this stuff isn’t true.

So, um so um, I think we need to stop talking to you because I don’t think you can handle the reality of everything. I am actually irritated by you though, so I like to hear because I make mistakes myself, but I can tell and I can tell him I got that they’re a little less crazy than yours and they’re more big picture deep stuff I don’t think which is actually kind of dangerous maybe in a way but Nancy I’m not quite understanding why 1962?” says Suzanne.

“ because her grandmother was was a feminist?” says Nancy.

“ you’ve seen pictures of her grandmother does she look like the kind of feminist you’re making her out to be in your imagination?” says God.

“ But she Hass to be that?” says Nancy.

“ no that’s where you’re very poor.” says Jesus.

“ so so her grandmother was a feminist, but she wasn’t a feminist in the way that I was thinking of like a hard-working feminist?” says Nancy.

“ no Nancy she is a hard-working woman who is raised well but she’s not a hard-working feminist with an alcoholic husband who’s Irish living in Boston like you saw in some lifetime movie about the 1950s this this is a different situation. These are different people this is a different culture.” says Lem.

“ did you make that post because of her!?” says Casi.

“YES!!” says Mark.

“ oh, OK I don’t understand I don’t understand.” says Nancy.

“ Nancy how do you explain the fact that her husband makes 180,000 and yours makes 100 and then you think you’re her superior?” says Suzanne.

“ because I’m not working.” says Nancy.

“ she’s not either neither was I very often at least but she’s not working at all Nancy why do you keep thinking she’s working!???” says Suzanne.

“ because she’s a prostitute.” says Nancy.

“ no Lacey has never been a prostitute ever in her entire life like ever that’s psychotic but actually it’s not in the way. what gave you that impression because other people of had that impression of her and that fascinates me.” says Tsar Putin.

Lem looks. “ that’s an interesting thing to bring up right now but actually it’s relevant. I had a fetish.”

“ oh, OK Lem you had a fetish in your pornography?” says the CIA.

“ no in my sex life I imagined that the woman that I was sleeping with often was a prostitute at times.” says Lem.

“ call Call think there’s a sexuality to her sweetie that reminds you of a prostitute because of how good she is in bed and the authority that we have psychologically over our own sex that most average housewives don’t have she’s not a soccer mom and that way and that’s made made gay men jealous and women jealous and it’s confused a lot of people but it’s just part of who she is. And I wouldn’t be surprised if she was a ghost and love got confused and thought the woman of his dreams was some imaginary prostitute. He was actually his wife. And I think I think that I think it’s funny and endearing that he was so confused and that he thought that she was his special prostitute when really she was just his wife. I wonder if loan was part of that because you thought you were gay or those two things not even connected?” says a living prostitute.

“ they’re not connected, but that was very insightful that it’s true she can relate to prostitutes better than most people, but she’s not a prostitute and never has been one. I never will be obviously, but that’s part of. What’s been so frustrating to me is that she does have that ability as a prostitute often has to sort of analyze things in a way that women generally often can’t. So it’s not compartmentalization. She is not somebody to mess around with and they aren’t either and I think Bobby right now is trying to kill her by suffocating her because he’s realizing that I was straight and he can’t psychologically handle it.

No, I had a hooker fetish but but it wasn’t like an actual hooker fetish. It was more like I just love the way that they were so free and sex but I don’t want just anyone I just want her and I love how she is in sex it’s like a hooker she have sex like she’s getting paid for it. But she’s not getting paid for it. She’s just that much of a Virgo Libra cusp like F Scott Fitzgerald, where it’s profound him. They’re both like that he he manifested in the great Godspeed women or just you know gaga and might have the same reaction with her but it goes very badly and because because she’s a woman and there’s misogyny and so I mean he had problems too but people have just attacked her and she’s gotten very little acceptance, we’re just being who she is. She was a really good lover, so is she but they’re there but they’re not people to mess around with I am her twin flame Zelda was his or something close to that excuse me and those people who people who who really love him even Lacey a good way Are very protective of him the women in his life and met her like that with her and it’s not because they’re sliding it up or prostituting themselves out and Nancy. It’s just because of how profound they are at loving people.” says Lem.

“You know Lem which came first her being that way or you liking that?” says a woman.

“ me liking that that’s how I was made and believe it or not regardless she was made after that and I couldn’t really love anybody the way that I love her actually I can’t I can’t love anyone the way that I love her and I was heterosexual hundred percent straight, but I die it’s impossible for me to love anyone the way that I love her and that’s part of what you guys can’t handle because it seems so weak to you that I would love some thing so beautiful and strong that is also so so really physically weak in a sense. In the 1800s they didn’t find that is scary or repulsive and they would’ve respected her strength but women today are taught to be workhorses and so they don’t respect the fact that she’s so feminine.” says Lem.

“ I assumed that she was flirting with men. I didn’t realize that she was just that sexy.” says Nancy.

“ no sweetie that’s just her energy. That’s literally just who she actually it’s. It’s not an attitude.” says God.

“ the illuminati keeps trying to erase her attitude and that’s part of why she’s been so tortured and why she’s almost died from suffocation spiritually but it’s also part of the reason why she has a Scottish accent that she can’t control. That’s authentic very authentic. because if there is reincarnations, they’re involved in that, and their demons betray them because they have to they’re trying to race her and she can’t actually be a racist but if they do that and there’s reincarnation through intense demonic spiritual activity, she actually ends up, going back to her old life and speaking as a Scottish woman from beyond the grave.” says the UK.

“ OK you know I I I didn’t realize I was Audi myself as an absolute bubble head to Scotia.” says Nancy.

“ you are Audi yourselfyourself?” says God.

“ there’s basically nothing that she has of any value in her logic with Lacey. The only reason why we listen is because she’s been given a Normas amount of freedom that she may be shouldn’t have ever been given.” says Jesus to God.

“ it is, it’s like talking to Eve all over again.” says God.

“ no, I’m not like Eve!!” yells Nancy.

“ actually, sweetie you’re a lot like Eve.” says God.

“ that was the idea in the movie all about Eve and we’ve analyzed a lot.” says Bette Davis. “ that’s more what they do then single white female, bullshit. Or high purple noon? But there could be a homosexual thing involved, but that isn’t necessarily that the full extent of it, or even what it actually is and most adult people are not capable anymore of being sophisticated enough to realize that.”

“so we’re going to have to close your energy.” says God. “ not to me it won’t harm you, but your energy is going to have to be close Nancy because you’re incapable of handling your own mind.”

ZALOR TREVA by Phonkha plays.

A group of Muslim women dance sexy in a closed room for their husbands. And it’s HOT! EXTREMELY HOT. They don’t star in Hollywood films. And they rarely show their faces.

“NO!!!” yells JP Kennedy’s residual energy. “NOOO!!”

JFK stands in a Geisha’s house. He is stands in awe.

“ OK mom you’re not a geisha fine. I had no idea I knew I mean I knew if there’s reincarnation I knew but I didn’t know. Oh wow no this is really cool see as a a bisexual man. I can appreciate the fact that she’s so sexy. Yeah it’s it’s really something special no I could fall in love wow OK do you have my heart? Oh my word!

But look at look at that no she’s not mine she’s sassy you know it’s funny mom I don’t think I ever saw a woman like that ever in America, other than maybe mail them and wall yeah and across you die no do I feel like that is true she’s so pretty all I want to crap but that’s stupid!” He giggles.

ZALOR TREVA (Sped Up) plays.

“ there is a stereotype that Russian women, their eastern European women are sexy part of that is because we’re so close to the other parts of the world where this is more prevalent and so I think we became more aware of umm…all of what was going on.” says a Russian woman.

“ you’ve misunderstood how sexy British women were and still are was that intentional or not?” says God to all people not at all Asian or Middle Eastern or Indian.

“ are we actually as sexy as them be honest. As an African woman, I actually can handle it.” says an African woman.

“ no you’re not Lacey is like a Middle Eastern woman whether that’s because there’s actually a Middle Eastern part of her or if that’s because she was made that way as a white person that’s some thing that Hass to still be sorted out but no unfortunately and actually in someways fortunately, Africa is a very beautiful, beautiful part of the world the part that’s black, and not more Middle Eastern it’s a stunning part of the world but no you’re not as sexy as the east.” says God.

“Whoops.” says Skippy.

“ Are Hispanic, women sexier or is that my illusion?” says Nancy.

“ no they’re not a sexy I’m sorry.” says God.

“ no this is awkward but I have to completely agree. Lacey and my wife both were very different to me than most women and I dated women. They were imitations of both of them but they’re both white. I had a huge crush on Lacey that she kind of knew about and didn’t know about it the same time, but my wife is Eastern European.” says Bill Rhea. “ and I’ve got to be honest. I’ve been an all of her sexiness since I first laid eyes on her. I am a bit of a connoisseur of women and she is right up there.”

As ZALOR TREVA plays.

Bobby tries to find a way to blast Sexy Fuck a song he wrote with Vince Gill for his Illuminati run for US President.

“ I think I think Africa in a sexual way is kind of like America as it is it viewed itself.” says an African woman.

Stop That Thing by Sleepy John Estes plays.

“Ahh Skippy is the Middle East, the sexiest part of the world?” asks God.

“ yes, it is. you’ve told me that.” says Skippy.

“ are indigenous people a not a sexy?” asks a Native American woman.

“ yes they are not but that doesn’t mean you guys don’t have sex and actually Native American people understand that better than most people do a Lem’s is kind of like a Native American but he’s not Native American.” says God. “ don’t make assumptions about either of them.”

“ is she using us?” says a Native American woman.

Seen Better Days by Mississippi Sheiks plays.

“No she’s not using you in that way…but yes she is using you. She’s using everybody to defend herself from everybody.” explains God.

“so Nancy, we wish you well.” says a Italian woman.

“ so those Middle Eastern women aren’t just wearing designer clothes underneath and they’re not that stupid and so the sex and the city film is actually really dumb because it’s glorified white femininity in a way that actually is incredibly embarrassing in hindsight?” says Bobby.

“ i’m still trying to find out that information.” says Suzanne.

Silence.

“In 1995 it was $100,000.” says God.

“How much could he be making?” asks Suzanne.

“In 1995? $500,000.00 a year.” says God.

“Oh wow!” says Suzanne. “And how much could LACEY be making in 1995??”

Tsar Putin laughs at her.

The Naked Dance by Jelly Roll Morton plays.

“Are you making an argument for her to be a sex worker?” says Mark.

“He’s a pig though.” says his first wife who resembles Lacey.

“I AM!!” yells Casi.

The song plays.

“I’d be a prostitute!” says Nancy dancing around her living-room. “In 1920’s Paris.”

“I was a stripper!!” yells Casi in a slightly masculine voice like if Rosie O’Donnell lacked a certain self awareness.

Climax Rag by Jelly Roll Morton plays.

Everyone ignores her.

The song plays.

The song is cut short.

“ZALOR TREVA” plays.

A Middle Eastern couple climax together as per usual in such mind-numbing ecstasy they literally are made temporarily blissfully numb. …They’re married.

That sort of thing is common in the Middle East in many heterosexual marriages.

“Yup. We’re DUMB!

Lacey isn’t WHITE!!” yells an white angry bisexual man in the CIA.

“I CAN DO IT TOO!” yells a white man with a gut. He’s 5 foot 9.

He shakes his ass. In a pair of old dad jeans. In his 1997 living room. He’s a Boomer.

“See! You’re aroused.” he says to his wife of 30 years. And what’s scary is that he genuinely thinks he’s “got it.” And it’s so stupid to ever question him. EVER.

A Russian prostitute shakes her rare, perfect behind in Vladimir Putin’s face. It’s perfectly groomed. Perfect skin. Perfect shape. In a thong.

He smiles vaguely. He’s a straight man.

He chuckles. Slaps it. And then goes to work.

Prince Philip cracks-up laughing.

“What’s so funny?” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

We Are The World by U. S. A. for Africa plays.

“Bobby…this song is…sad. We don’t care like this anymore?” says Kanye.

“No!

1:21

We DON’T.” says Bobby.

2:09

“Come on! Let’s get sexy!!” says Cheryl.

“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” says Bobby.

Another In The Fire by Hillsong UNITED & TAYA plays.

Cheryl and Bobby dance slowly. Swaying back and forth.

They’ve decided to do spiritual warfare by using their sexuality. To try to make it work.

2:03

“Wow!” says a man. “Putin is missing out.”

“We need to pray for him.” says a man sincerely.

“Yeah. …It’s funny. …I thought he was married.” says a woman in America smugly.

The song plays.

3:36

“This is BULLSHIT.” says Lacey.

3:52

“I did hold back the seas.” says Jesus.

4:09

“YOU ARE NOT WITH ME!” she says to Jesus.

“You’re right. You don’t experience that at all. …YET…you do know I am God.” says Jesus to Lacey.

“YOU WORSHIP SATAN!!” yells a Christian man at Lacey.

“NO!!! I don’t.” says Lacey.

From The Inside Out by Hillsong UNITED plays.

“Lacey…do you do drugs?” asks a Christian man.

“NO!!” says Lacey.

“ do you know if this blog is real right now? Trump can be my president. I have to be honest I said I need to stop stabbing him. We need to stop stabbing him. I don’t think people took Biden seriously. I think they were annoyed by him. I think they take Trump seriously and as crazy as he seems, I think we need to stop snubbing him!” yells a NARAL doctor.

“ I have to snub him. I can’t function any other way.” says Kasey.

Love Song For A Savior by Jars of Clay plays.

“ What do you think of this song?” says NBC to Trump.

“HATE IT!!” says President Donald Trump.

“My GOD! Vladimir Putin is a teenager!” says MSNBC.

“How!?” says Iran.

They refuse to answer.

“SPEAK UP!!!” yells the CIA desperately.

“He’s…not…” says a woman.

“GODLY AND PURE!?” yells Chris Hayes.

Awkward silence.

Papa Was A Rollin’ Stone by The Temptations plays.

A group of gay white men dance.

“We are here. Don’t worry.” they say.

“MY BOYS!” says Bobby, he fist bumps.

Cheryl’s going to bed.

Bobby takes off his clothes.

Casi takes off her clothes too.

All in separate rooms many miles apart from each other.

Why Casi does this is unclear.

She stands naked in her living-room. Unclear.

3:59

Bobby tries to dance sexy with a sexy grin. He kind of…makes it work.

The song plays.

9:44

The gay men have done a good amount of dancing now.

Lacey starts to fall asleep.

10:16

Lacey perks herself up. She has to write this blog.

Bobby sees Cheryl and she does a silly dance momentarily with him.

The song plays.

Superstition by Stevie Wonder plays.

“We could have sex to this!” says Lacey to Lem.

“Yes!!” says Lem.

“But we can’t.” says Lacey.

“No. Bobby will suffocate you.” says Cheryl.

Bobby shakes his 5 foot 9 naked body around his home. Naked.

Marsie laughs.

“So are the kids supposed to make up for this too!?” asks a reader.

“Shh! I think I’ve got it!!” says Bobby.

Lacey feels sleepy again.

“SHH!! I’m concentrating!!” yells Bobby as he hears her falling asleep.

Just the Two of Us by Grover Washington, Jr. plays.

Bobby still walks around his living room. Shaking. Losing his breath. Naked. Trying to make the sex magic in Illuminati work.

“Why are you all depending on him!?” asks a reader.

“HE DEMANDS WE DO!!” yells Olivia Nuzzi.

Bobby sits down. Then lays down on his basement sofa.

“Are you suggesting we do it!?” says Olivia.

He doesn’t respond.

4:55

“Huh?” he says.

“ARE YOU SUGGESTING WE DO IT!?” yells Olivia.

“OH!” he says laughing. “Sorry! I was just laying here. My sofa is so damn comfortable!”

6:16

“Bobby…you’re in a relationship with your sofa!!” yells Olivia.

The song ends.

“This is…weird.” says a woman.

“No. It’s not.” says Bobby. “She’s just kidding!! It’s a Millennial joke.”

“Yes!! The kids are supposed to be molested to save us from this.” explains the CIA.

“ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!??” yells a reader.

“Yes. That’s what I’ve had explained to me.” says the CIA.

Papa Was A Rolling Stone by The Temptations plays.

“Let’s FUCK!” a Black American man says to Lacey desperately.

“NO! DO YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT YOU!?” yells Lacey. “I DO NOT FIND BLACK MEN ATTRACTIVE.”

“Yeah. She’s right. That won’t work.” says a witch in the Illuminati.

“It’ll just be rape.” calmly explains Lacey.

“NO!! YOU FIND ME ATTRACTIVE OR YOU’RE RACIST OR GAY!!!” he yells.

Lacey rolls her eyes and starts to fall asleep.

“I ain’t got patience for this shit.” says Lacey.

4:11

He says, “I’m gonna shoot heroin.”

“IF I DON’T!?” she yells.

“YES!!” he yells.

“WILL YOU KILL YOURSELF!?” yells Lacey.

“NO!” he says.

“THEN WHY WOULD I CARE IN THIS SITUATION!?” yells Lacey.

“In this situation!?” says a man in America listening.

6:10

“YOU ARE OFFERING TO RAPE ME!!!” she screams like he’s deaf.

“I’m not attracted to Black peoples either!!!” screams Prince Philip.

“She genuinely just isn’t!!” says Martin Luther King Junior.

“It’s not uncommon in our generation.” says Prince Philip.

Ten child hostages die.

Jesus welcomes them to Heaven. They’re extremely relieved.

Love Song For A Savior by Jars of Clay plays again.

Lacey cracks up laughing.

“I’m done.” says the Black American man.

“Amateur!” says a Native American woman to Lacey.

“Yeah. I agree!” says Suzanne. “My husband made $100,000 by age 50 too.”

“DUH!! We’re…the ones who know.” she says.

“Oh really?” says Suzanne. “You’re rich too!?”

“Yeah. My husband is a Black man.” she says.

“ oh, my God, Sam, if Lacey’s not attracted to black men, doesn’t that make her a lesbian?” says Sarah Bareilles, laughing.

“No!! It’s impossible she’s not attracted to Black men!” says the Native American woman.

Casi stands still. “GUYS!! WHAT DOES THIS DO?” she yells.

The song ends.

“WHAT!?” yells the CIA.

Worlds Apart by Jars of Clay plays.

Casi stands.

“Guys!!! WHAT DOES THIS DO!??!?” she bellows.

“I mean…that’s our shit.” says an Illuminati wizard.

1:45

“OH.” says Casi. “Nevermind then.”

Bobby falls asleep.

A gay man in the Illuminati with official permission…to enter…gets naked.

“What is it we think Casi was doing!?” he says sounding very official to another Illuminati member.

“Where’s Jeff Bezos!?” screams a reader in America.

“He’s…probably sleeping.” says Israel.

“WAKE HIM UP!!!” screams a reader.

4:49

“I’ll just give the television a check.” says the gay man. “I’m not worried.”

“WHY!?” yells Dr. Moritz.

This woman laughs:

“What’s so funny?” asks God.

“I mean…” says Alisha.

“JESUS LOVES AMERICA!!!” screams Bobby.

“Oh my GOD! He’s flirting with Lacey!?

She can finally be happy. The DITZ!” says Alisha, laughing at her.

“I’m NOT REMOTELY INTERESTED!!!” screams Lacey, violently.

“CANNOT BE TRUE!!!” screams Alisha. “LOOK AT HIM HE’S SO SEXY!!!”

Lacey gets distracted.

“LACEY! We’re talking about you!!!” YELLS the CIA assuming she HAS to be ditz.

“I can fuck her!” says Tsar Putin.

“NO!!! I WILL!!!” says Bobby. “WANNA SEE MY ROCK COLLECTION!?” he yells at her.

“NO!!!! Go AWAY!!!” yells Lacey, lovingly. And at that she cuts off his head.

“THAT IS SEX!!! IT’S GOTTA BE!!!” says MSNBC. “She’s angry and that was sex!!! She’s too stupid to know!!”

“False!” says God laughing at them.

E. go (Lacey did not write that. A ghost did.)

“Then why is she angry at him?” asks a man.

“BECAUSE HE IS OFFENSIVE!!!” yells Lacey.

“That’s just Bobby Kennedy!!” says a middle aged white man.

“I FIND HIM HIDEOUS!!” yells Lacey.

“Okay!!!” yells JP Kennedy’s residual energy.

“HOW THE HELL ARE YOU ALL SO CONFUSED!?” yells a dead writer.

“You guys. I explained.” says Suzanne.

“YEAH. I KNOW!! Class ain’t a thing. I’m a billionaire. My daddy was a doctor. And my grandma was a literal whore.” he says. “So WHAT!? I AM OLD MONEY.”

“ME TOO!!” yells Alisha.

“That’s me.” says Lem. “I was straight.

How much of the decay of the US Constitution is because I have to be gay in Bobby’s world.”

“So you picked Billings huh?” says a man.

Lacey furrows her brow in pain.

“No! I mean…you picked him!?” says an older man.

“Yes!” she says, furious but restraining herself.

“Alright.

Lem was straight!” says Chris Hayes.

Someone driving somewhere almost hits a cat. Another man almost falls into a lake. And a mom nearly falls down the stairs but saves herself.

“Fine! So now what!??” says Chris Hayes.

“ I told you she was like how are you the whole film so you find it stupid and funny when bad things happen if you’re taka.” says JFK.

“How are you the whole film!” says a dead woman cracking up.

“That’s supposed to be ‘Carrie’ the horror film.” says God.

“If you attack her.” says a dead woman, to clarify.

“That can’t be!!!” says Bobby, with his arms around two women on each side.

“Are you guys going to fuck!?” asks a man.

“WHAT!?” yells Bobby.

“ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK THEM!?” he says.

“WHAT!?” screams Bobby.

The women are laughing too loudly and the sound of the jets sounds too loud. In the hot tub.

*NSYNC plays for them.

Bobby laughs.

He tries to get an erection and can’t.

“What if I tickle you?” asks the woman.

“GO AHEAD!!” he says.

She does.

“She tries it.” he says. He laughs.

“LET ME FUCK YOU!!” he says.

“I CANNOT GET OVER YOUR EYES!!” she says.

Lacey almost falls asleep hearing this and writing it.

“Bobby, don’t!!” screams Saoirse’s residual energy.

*NSYNC “I Want You Back” plays.

“Let’s get them out!!” says Lacey.

Nazi ghosts grab the women out.

Saoirse gets in the hot tub.

“Let’s get a replay!!” yells Lacey.

“Bobby, don’t!!” says Saoirse. Then he overcomes her and she becomes extremely aroused and accidentally fully accepts his sexual attack while they watch the Olympics. In South Korea in 2018. Both drunk.

They had full intercourse.

She orgasmed.

So did he.

And then afterwards she sat up and said nothing but just walked out silently. Frozen. Then she cried.

And Bobby hopped up and down on his ass in his bed. While sitting-up.

He laughed. His eyes rolling into the back of his head. His mouth contorted.

And Saoirse’s mouth contorted too. In another room.

Lacey forces them both into a hot tub.

Naked.

I Want You Back by *NSYNC plays.

The demons of insanity and perversion join them.

“Hi.” says the demon of perversion. He shakes Saoirse’s hand first.

Then he waves at Bobby.

The demon of insanity jumps in the hot tub. The water splashes everywhere.

“Hey! Wanna fuck the hot tub?” asks the demon of insanity of Saoirse.

“I was an innocent child!” says Saiorse. “He groomed me.”

“YEAH RIGHT!” says Hitler. “Were you as perverted as him? And you were just too vain to realize it or what?”

“YES.” she admits.

“NO. I GROOMED YOU!” says Bobby.

“NO. You didn’t.” she says.

“ARE YOU FLIRTING!?” says Bobby, scared.

“YES???” she says.

“NO. I’m not fucking my niece again.” says Bobby.

“DO IT!?” says Saoirse.

“NO!!!” says Bobby.

“YESS???” says Saoirse.

“NO!!!” screams Bobby.

“They are SO ANNOYING!!” says the demon of perversion.

“Are you two in love!?!” asks Lacey. “You made me listen to this. By the way. As it happened. To scare me.”

“No. It wasn’t to scare you.” says Bobby.

“Then why?” asks Lacey.

“It was to…make you capitulate you were a peasant cheap white whore from an impoverished farm.” says Bobby.

“Yeah. We peg.” says Bobby. “Stick it up my ass!!” says Bobby to Saiorse.

“No.” she says. “You actually did molest me. Even if I was a pervert. …I killed myself because I was a pervert. Not because I was raped.”

“Or were you accusing Lacey of raping you?” asks God. “Someone your family trusted.”

“They accuse me of that too!” says Lem.

“Who just tampered with Lacey‘s phone?” asks President Trump.

“I ordered the CIA to do it!!” says Bobby. “And they did it!!”

“SHIT!!! I never authorized that!!” yells President Trump.

Putin laughs.

“She warned you. REALLY!” says Putin to Trump.

“You guys!” says Casi. “I can fix this!”

Casi sits on her sofa naked. Watching a horror film high on Adderall.

“I was.” says Saoirse.

“She had NOTHING to do with it.” says God.

“I KNOW. But I HATED HER!!!!” yells Saiorse.

“Why?” asks God.

Saoirse turns into a demon. Eats the hot tub. With Bobby in it.

He quickly re-emerges. Because he’s demon possessed and can’t actually die. It’s a rare supernatural event.

“Behold the power of SATAN!” says Satan jokingly about himself.

Saoirse ceases to exist for a moment.

“Why did she blame Lacey?” asks NBC.

“Because…she heard them.” says God. “And that’s literally all.”

“How does that make Lacey culpable?” asks Lem. “YOU GUYS THIS IS REAL!! THAT WAS REAL!! …This was before Lacey and I slept together.”

“Lem fuck you, fuck you! That is not true!” says a living Hindu.

“You’re right. But…I mean that she would be aware of.” says Lem.

“It told people it was a woman my family trusted.” says Saoirse in another article.

“Who broke the sexual boundaries?” asks the Illuminati.

“Lacey.” says Saoirse.

“How?” asks the Illuminati.

“By listening.” says Saoirse.

“When did she write the essay?” asks the FBI. “Bobby is editing the internet.”

“2018.” says the Illuminati. “Not 2016. I think it was for Boston College. Not Deerfield.”

“Saoirse. That’s INSANE.” says God.

“She wanted nothing to do with your family. They forced her to listen.” says Lem.

“Honestly, I’m tempted to just shoot my entire family tonight.” says Lacey casually.

“You guys they’re editing the Internet. You guys they’re literally editing the Internet!!!” screams the Supreme Court.

“That is not me! That is not Elon Musk. Who is helping him do that!?” yells Donald Trump.

“Jeff Bezos.” says the CIA.

“Oh SHIT!!!” says President Donald Trump.

“I think it’s being edited to seem like both Lacey and Bobby are innocent.” says Saoirse.

Lacey laughs.

“Sweetie…Lacey is innocent. She’s been forced to telepathically listen.” says the FBI. “That’s all.”

“I HATE IT!!” says Saoirse high on cocaine.

“We’re INSANE.” says Kick Kennedy. “It’s true. I’m residual energy. But…Jonah knew about this. In the future.”

“YOU DO NOT EXIST.” says God.

“Saoirse tries to eat a tree.” says Lacey watching her.

“Why did you accuse Lacey?” asks Lem of Saoirse.

“I barely did. I mostly just didn’t tell anyone. …It wasn’t the first time someone molested me.” says Saoirse.

“She never even saw you at all until you died.” says Lem.

“I KNOW!!! BUT IT MADE…SENSE!!” says Saoirse.

“Why?” asks God.

“Because she was supposed to be suffering. And it didn’t work. She told us to kill ourselves if necessary to avoid doing it again. Because she thought we were both doing extreme damage to each other. Because we’re related.” says Saoirse.

“Hitler!!! I AM HIS BIGGEST FAN!” says Bobby. “Lem and Hitler!”

“LEM AND HITLER!!” says Bobby. He dances.

I WANT YOU BACK by *NSYNC plays.

“Saoirse you…aren’t actually in love with Bobby.” says Jesus Christ.

“Hitler…hid it.” says a Nazi. “And it was very different.”

“I know.” says Lacey.

“I FUCKED HER!!” says Bobby. He re-emerges in his basement. He jumps on a sofa. “I LOVE THIS WOMAN!” he says.

“Who!?” yells the CIA.

“SAOIRSE.” says Bobby.

He stands on his sofa.