“Bobby’s Pals”

King Charles III feeling stupidly ashamed of himself walks on Camilla eating a bag of Doritos. “OH! THE GOODIES!!” he says.

She laughs at him and hands him a bag of Doritos.

He feels sexually seduced. He sits down next to her and feels…American…and cool.

“Whey did they visit me?” says Jeffrey Epstein. “BECAUSE THEY LIE.” he cracks-up laughing. “Philip was a peasant. And he was horribly embarrassed by it. He’s a Communist plant in the Royal Family. …But Queen Elizabeth II loved him so much she refused to accept it. The upper class was so violently attacked by the poor…everywhere…that any genuine Communist ideal was discarded. …Because it was too many irons in the fire. And the human brain can’t fathom it all.”

“This is probably what happened.” says Kasey Johnson.

“Yup.

Charles loved Camilla because she was common. Sexy…confident…but…far more common than most girls he was supposed to marry. …Not really common, mind you…but…common enough. …She was…his to have…but…she had an air of…American insouciance.

Would he have loved her had she been a lady? …Yes!!! …But…he’d have had to deal with his worst pains.” says Jeffrey Epstein. “The wounds of his father.”

“NOO!!” screams King Charles III.

“Yes.

You were only friends with me…because you wanted to seem less like your mom.” says Jeffrey Epstein.

“My mom found my dad attractive. And my dad found my mom…extremely attractive. …So…I assumed the only possible reason he could be shunning her…was because she was too stuffy.” says King Charles III.

“That’s not WHY!!” yells Prince Philip.

“Well that’s what we thought DAD!” says Prince Andrew.

“You visited my island to seem less pish posh.” says Jeffrey Epstein to Prince Andrew. “The Americans assumed I was…the way of the future in regard to class. …In reality I was a peasant like the Great Gatsby…except without the…sanity and…morality.”

“He was more sane and moral than you.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald to Jeffrey Epstein.

“CUT IT!!” yells Queen Camilla. “Lacey’s a peasant. Right, guys?”

“SURE HOMEY!” says King Charles III trying to humorously be cool and middle class like an American.

“So…why…would Camilla being a lady…have made you…despise her?” says Lady Diana Spencer.

King Charles looks extremely scared.

“ANSWER ME!” yells King George VI.

Awkward silence.

“PHILIP! MAKE YOUR GREEK CHILDREN ANSWER ME!!” yells King George VI.

“No!!” yells Prince Philip in childish defiance.

“DO IT!!!” yells Scotia. She wraps a noose around Philip’s neck.

Philip stands-up…walks over to Charles with the noose around his neck…and pulls him up. Opens his mouth and commands him to speak.

“FINE!!

YES.

I would have despised her.

Why?

Because! She’s…so…classy.” says Charles. “And…I’m…Greek.”

“Charles…you’re not Greek. You’re…a Prince.” says God.

“No sir! I’m quite sure I’m Greek.” King Charles III says to God.

Charles sits down to think.

Prince Philip walks away with the noose around his neck. “LOOK. It’s like this. …I’m…not quite sure I want to settle down yet.” he says to God.

“Why!?” says God, trying not to laugh.

“Well…I mean I could marry Elizabeth…but…it’s just…” says Prince Philip involuntarily.

“She could marry someone else!!” says God to warn him.

“YEAH! But…she’s easy! She’d marry me in a heartbeat! I’m her love choice. I’m the real deal. She’d never be a…heartbreaker.” says Prince Philip.

“Nah! Of course not!” says Bertie.

“No.

She’s mad about me.” he says.

“Yeah. SHE SURE IS! WHAT A LOSER!!” says Lacey (with hidden intentions).

“That’s not funny!” says Prince Philip.

“What!? Any chick who’d go crazy for you in such a nice wholesome way…would have to be a LOSER!” says Lacey.

“Yeah!” he says, almost crying.

“Geez! Sucker!” says Lacey. “I bet she’s UGLY naked!”

“No. …She’s…unspeakably beautiful.” says Prince Philip very sincerely.

“Yeah!” says Lacey like that’s bad news. “Too bad. The ugly chicks are where it’s at.

The cheap, common floozies.

…Say! I’m a woman myself. …Inform me. …What is it about the ugly bitches…that really gets a man…to lose his mind?” says Lacey.

Philip thinks.

Lacey waits.

He takes a deep breath.

“I’m not an idiot, Lacey!” he says. 

“Well…then what is it?” she says.

“I don’t actually like them.” he says.

“REALLY!?” she says. “OH! They drive a hard bargain!? …AND YOU LOVE THE CHASE!?”

Bertie laughs.

“Forget good tits! It’s the chase!!” says Lacey. “Men just LOVE psychologically running after women.”

“Do you like sex…?” says Lem to Philip.

“YES!!” he says.

“My GOD!” says Lacey. “But you enjoy…the chase…SO MUCH MORE!!”

“Philip…do you like cock?” asks Lem. “Or children? Or dogs? Or what?”

“I like…WOMEN.” says Philip.

“DAMN!” says Lacey. “But you like the chase.

…Philip…if I may ask…what is it…you’re chasing after?”

“SEX!” says Prince Philip.

“However will you get it when you’re chasing after ugly women?” says Lacey.

He thinks.

“Dear…Elizabeth isn’t ugly. She’s HOT to you. Right?” says Lacey.

He sincerely nods yes.

“Well alright…so…who’s really as hot as her…?” says Lacey.

He thinks.

“No one.” he says.

“Then…how’s that sex?” says Lacey.

“Because!!” says Prince Philip. “They’re women too.” he says sincerely.

Stop That Thing by Sleepy John Estes plays.

Prince Philip chases after a group of (all) white women who include every woman he ever was involved with other than Elizabeth.

“You know they ain’t shit compared to your wife…but damn….sometimes a good fart feels kind of nice up your nostrils.” says Lacey (mockingly).

0:25

0:39

“I have a theory. You were looking for shit.” says Lacey.

“I don’t think they’re niggers.” says Prince Philip laughing.

“How is it different than that?” says Lacey.

1:37 of the live recording.

“It’s NOT!” admits Prince Philip.

“Yes…compared to your wife they’re inferior. I’m not saying that Black people are niggers but I’m quite sure that the idea of a nigger is a concept that a lot of people are familiar with.” says Lacey. 

“Yes! …I’m not necessarily racist…but…you see…it’s going to sound racist. So…

The thing is…why…would we sleep with slaves?!? Why…would white sleep with Black slaves?” says Elon Musk.

“That is racist!” yells a living Black woke woman.

“How is that racist?” asks Prince Philip.

“You’re implying that you would not sleep with a Black woman!” she says.

“No I’m not!” says Prince Philip.

“But you’re chasing after the women…you’re chasing after the women who are white.” she says.

“No those are the women who I was interested in other than Elizabeth.” says Prince Philip.

“But they’re all white!” says a woke white woman.

“I am chasing after them because I am in Purgatory and I’m dead and they were all women who I was involved with.” says Prince Philip.

I Want You Back by *NSYNC plays.

“That’s a fucking bunch of nonsense. That’s a fucking lie.” says a woke American man.

A group of American Charismatics stand-up and start “dancing in the spirit” to the song…accidentally mistaking it for a current (2025) worship song.

“There is no purgatory FILL-UP. I think you’re a demon-“ says a “born-again” American.

“AMEN!!” yells the first woke Black woman.

He nods blindly in agreement with her, “And I think you’re…EVIL!!!”

1:16

“Wow!

Listen to that music I bet with that man just said was REALLY TRUE!” says Lacey mocking him. “The timing is impeccable.” 

“No. I actually am in Purgatory and I was chasing after people because it’s part of being dead and dealing with things after you die.” says Prince Philip sincerely.

“How the fuck can that possibly be true!?” says the first Black woman in absolute disgust.

The song plays on.

An American drops a mic like the music clearly proved his point.

It ends.

I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys plays.

“No he really actually is in Purgatory and those really are just the women who he was involved with other than Elizabeth.” says Lacey.

“Why are they all white?” says a white southern man.

“I am I am I am thinking that.” admits the first Black woman.

“Then why didn’t you say that!? Did you think you were being clever or are you stupid?!?” yells Lacey at the first woman.

“Relax, I’m not stupid!” she says to Lacey.

The song plays.

“I’m trying to find a way to get it out.” she says.

“But those are all just the women that he slept with.” says Lacey. “I don’t find black men attractive at all. And I have no choice.”

“Isn’t that racist?” she says.

“I have no choice!!!” yells Lacey.

“That was common in the past. That actually is a thing.” says the CIA.

“What happened?” says the Black woman.

“To be honest, it could be a sign of racial inferiority of white people, but not necessarily, but something involved something changed.” says Harvard, MIT, Standford, and Yale.

“Intermarriage is not a sign of racial integration in a positive way. That should never have been a Litmus Test!” yells Lucretia Billings, with the actual Holy Spirit.

“I just don’t find Black women attractive.” admits Prince Philip.

“It’s a thing. Laceys not racist. Phillip’s not racist. Lucretia’s right.” says Princeton.

“I think I was chasing them-“ says Prince Philip.

“It’s OK Philip they’re all white!” says a white southern man.

“Black.” says a Black man in tandem with the last man.

Womanizer by Britney Spears plays.

“Nevermind them!” says Lacey to Prince Philip. “My joke was that you were turning those women into an inferior human the way you were treating them in concept not in fact.”

“I thought it was very funny!“ says Queen Elizabeth II.

“Hey Philip, let’s try to move on with your Purgatorial experience!” says Lacey.

“I would just like to point out that this song is rubbish and I am so sick of people people being so angry nowadays about everything that they never plan to do a damn thing about.” says a reader.

2:50

“Like when does she ever actually kick this man’s ass and how would she even do that? It’s very possible that she’s actually dead-“ says a Millennial woman laughing with Lacey.

“Funny story!

Americans got the Kennedy Spirit and decided to kick-ass like the Irish…but this one was confusing because we are womanizers…and so I guess Britney might be dad.” says JFK.

Lose Yourself by Eminem plays.

“Dad or dead, Jack?” says a living woman.

“Dad!” says JFK. 

“DAD!??” yells Sarah Jessica Parker trying to empathize with him.

“No. D.E.A.D. DAD!!!” yells JFK.

4:10

“Jack…are you killing your father?” asks the CIA.

“NO!!! DEAD!!!!” yells Jack Kennedy who’s a ghost desperately trying to say the word dead without an accent.

Temperature by Sean Paul plays.

“So Philip I am simply saying that you’re you’re turning those women into something inferior.” says Lacey.

“I know right.” says Prince Philip.

“Alright so you understand that by entertaining the prospect of other women after Elizabeth, you’re in a sense, turning them into something inferior.” says Lacey.

“No, I am not!” he yells. 

“YES!!! YOU ARE!!” yells Lacey.

1:53

“I am getting a sense that that Lacey and Philip are rather aroused!” says Bobby in a faux haughty British voice to his Illuminati friends.

“Dammit! No! By showing interest I am not suddenly turning them inferior!” says Philip.

“No! You are!

Because in your relationship you find Elizabeth perfect and so anything after that is just inferior…and it makes no sense…to do that…to women.” says Lacey.

“Oh shit you’re right!” says Prince Philip.

Better Place by *NSYNC & Justin Timberlake plays.

“Bobby why are you request this song? It makes me look stupid!” yells JFK, crying.

2:07

The song plays.

“You just can’t! Why were you so stubbornly available to other people?” says Lacey to Prince Philip.

“He’ll come back to you eventually Lacey don’t worry!

He was with Elizabeth for a long time, and I watched a lot of movies alright? *she laughs* And I know for a fact that he’s capable of being faithful. The only reason why he cheated on Elizabeth was because he thought she had a boyfriend first. There’s no way that he cheated on her for any other reason. He’s a good guy I can tell!” says an American woman.

Bye Bye Bye by *NSYNC plays as another group of Christian Charismatics accidentally do spiritual warfare to it. It feels familiar to their spirits. It’s another “love song” to Jesus.

George Bush laughs.

“I am understanding what you’re saying it’s just hard to accept him. I didn’t have the ability to process my emotions and conceptions of things without feeling weak.” says Prince Philip to Lacey.

“Why would that make you weak?” says Lacey.

Pop by *NSYNC plays.

“STOP! I am not saying dead dad!” says JFK to demons.

1:13

“ Jack, are you talking to the you talking to who are you talking to right now?” asks the CIA.

“ I am talking to the demons who manipulate, AI!!!” yells JFK.

“Jack we’re demons not Siri.” says a demon.

“I know that but you’re driving me crazy!” yells JFK.

“ Jack it’s hard because Philip did have demons of lust and he did cheat on Elizabeth and so those demons that he’s trying to get rid of are joining your demons and they don’t know what to do and so there it is. And it’s impossible right now for you to defend yourself.” says a dead scientist.

Men In Black by Will Smith plays.

“Is that better?” she says.

“I am sick of her music being so perfect so I try to do something about it. Turns out you’re very hard for me to control the music and I don’t know why!” explains JFK.

“ jack I think music is something that Japan is inferior to when it comes to the grand scheme of things and America as well. You also have sold out Satan and so he’s not really working in your favor and he was a worship music leader in Heaven.” says the scientist.

“No it’s true. It’s true Lacey. I think I feel weak because I have-because I don’t have a the sense that it’s safe to process emotions so slowly.” says Prince Philip.

2:47

“That’s true. That’s right! No I get it! Because you just feel like you have to always be on top of things?” says Lacey empathetically.

The song ends.

Girlfriend by *NSYNC plays.

“I got it to work!

Listen to that that indictment of her! The lying Lacey!

She lies. She is a liar!” yells JFK, dancing.

1:06

“ yes it’s really just that if it feels like it’s incredibly dumb and evil and then you you realize that it’s not him because no it’s fine it’s fine to not know for your if your wife is driving you crazy when you’re four or five years into your marriage and you think no I think I love her, but sometimes I wonder but that’s the problem for me. It was like well I should know right now and so then weirdly it led to a lack of commitment on my part and actually made me weaker as a man because I just couldn’t quite fathom that it was fine to be so flimsy in my actual feelings big because Elizabeth is so great and I want it to be great too so it’s like how could I possibly be so so stupid and slow and processing at all and then you know I’m supposed to be her strength and stay and I was but I was trying to be clever, you know trying to be smart and it’s difficult to do that. When you don’t have everything figured out and then of course it things got more confusing because other people got involved and I and then I ended up making bad decisions but I later regretted and now I’m just fighting to be with her, but she knows that I love her and it’s possible that in my case she has more grace for that, but I would suspect you would, you would never tolerate somebody like me even if you like me as a friend, you would never tolerate me as a boyfriend ever even if I could be a friend and a I would like Elizabeth to more than just tolerate me but different people have different needs different feelings and I am still hopeful that I can be with her for eternity.” says Philip.

The song ends.

Circus by Britney Spears plays as JFK watches Lucretia. He looks scared.

The song plays.

The song just plays.

“Except you do you spill cereal Lucretia.” says Lacey, laughing.

“ is she making fun of me or Lucretia? I don’t know whether to laugh or not.” says JFK to a demon he’s used a guide.

The song ends.

No Scrubs by TLC plays.

“Lacey I don’t spill cereal!” says Lucretia.

“That’s not what Jack says, Lucretia.” says Lacey.

“I I I used to do things like that as a kid and so does your daughter and so does your son and so did Lem but I grew out of it.” says Lucretia.

“ I like TLC. It’s one of my favorites.” says JFK.

Dark Horse by Katy Perry plays.

“ thank you Katy Perry. It’s so true. I don’t like scrubs either!” says JFK. He sings with the song.

Putin glares at JFK in awe.

Say You’ll Be There by Spice Girls plays as JFK does karaoke to it.

“Jack do you know that Lacey has a hard time figuring out how to be with one man because of what you’ve done.” says the CIA.

He ignores them.

“Where did you learn the idea that men would be there for you?” yells God at JFK.

He stops. Disappears as he’s residual energy and demons have been helping God.

“Reassemble him!!” yells God.

Everywhere by Michelle Branch plays.

“From Lem Billings! Oh my God!” says JFK, trying to be witty.

He sings like a diva rockstar.

1:47

Ten children in hostage to make money for the US die.

JFK’s residual energy is oblivious.

“I hate that he existed!” confesses a demon.

“He’s singing about and to Lem Billings.” explains God.

“ if there’s reincarnation, Lacey died, without knowing how much Linn loved her for incredibly complicated, cultural, and Geo, political, and intellectual reasons that are not her fault. She’s just one of the smartest women to ever exist, and he is incredibly intelligent, but he had an incredibly unlucky life, and every Lightfoot came when it came to sex if there’s reincarnation and that’s not Lacey‘s fault it’s nothing that he could do anything about and it’s sick, if there’s reincarnation, but she doesn’t realize what love is the way that Jack does because Jack has no right to that happiness he has absolute no right to it at all. It’s her happiness that Lem’s accidentally gave him because Liam had been molested and got confused love actually wasn’t that faithful to Jack he was into pornography, but Jack doesn’t take any of that seriously and what he experienced with Lem’s was it a profound amount of faithfulness, and actually know when was extremely faithful to Lacey she just didn’t get it because she’s that deep she trust God but it’s still extremely excruciatingly awful for people to watch you understand what’s going on.” says a dead woman.

His residual energy disappears.

“Lady Nancy” jumps on. “ that’s bullshit that’s fucking bullshit.” she says. 

“ Nancy shut up!!” screams JFK’s energy as demons desperately try to get her to be quiet.

“ that’s not true.

Um…I I just I don’t think you guys get how hateful this whole thing is…towards people like me.” says Nancy.

“AMEN!!” yells Kate Nesheim.

Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It by Will Smith plays.

Will Smith’s wife nods. Silently.

Lacey does spiritual spinning.

2:39

“Go on Nancy! How am I hateful towards you?” says Lacey.

“Like this! This is hateful!” yells JFK.

“Do you think she has an attitude?“ says JFK.

“You now that you put it that way, Yes I do. I do think she has an attitude.” says Nancy.

You Can Do It by Ice Cube plays.

“Why is she playing that music?” says Nancy with a whiny voice.

“We be cumming until the day we die, and then some.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald to Nancy.

“Whatever! That’s not F. Scott Fitzgerald.” she says.

“Nancy the only reason you’re still talking about this is because I can’t let go of it!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“Not true. No that is not-“ says JFK raising himself from the dead and damaging his residual energy. He’s started to regain eternal consciousness. He fades. Disappears.

“I still feel angry at her!” says Nancy.

“Because you’re not a strong Christian! You’re a weak person. You’re vulnerable and I control you using the Illuminati Nancy!” yells Bobby.

Wide Awake by Katy Perry plays as Nancy sings.

“Are you saying you’re ‘wide awake’ Nancy?” asks the CIA.

“Yes! You can’t fool me you’re not controlling me!” says Nancy.

“Nancy, your accent is fake. You grew-up dirt poor, quit imitating, rich, old, money, women!” yells God at her.

“He cannot be that angry at me. He loves poor people more than rich people. That’s in the Bible.” says Nancy.

“I thought you were a rich person, Nancy?” says Kasey Johnson.

“I am! I mean I totally am! I grew-up old money.” she says.

“How old money in America?” asks a Hispanic woman.

“We’re German!an

My ancestry on my father’s side is German and my grandparents who lived in the south and a very large house taught me how to read when I was four.” says a Nancy.

“ who is shut I miss up the world ones eternal grandfather I am so sorry!” yells JFK at

3:01

“What did he just say?” yells Maria.

“ Maria Berglund he just said that he he messed up the wrong ones and then he called the possible emperor of Japan eternal grandfather.” says the CIA.

The Way I Am by Eminem plays.

“I do like Eminem. I have to say.” says Scotia.

The song plays.

“ I’m not buying anyone a wardrobe I’m not smiling in the quart room. I’ll just delete my fucking blog you NITWITS!!!” yells Lacey.

“If I filed a lawsuit against you, you would be toast bitch.” says Nancy Delgado.

“What did I do to you, Nancy?” says Lacey.

“Your blog says mean things about Hispanic people, and I think that’s incredibly upsetting.” she says.

“ no, I don’t have time for it. I settled out of court with my father’s lawyers and actually I have a feeling there are people in my family who would like to kick someone’s ass who really deserves it.” says Lacey.

“Or I would just kill everyone if this wags real at all sweetie, I would just kill everyone.” says Putin.

“ you find me more attractive you know who I am you know who I am you looked at my picture it’s on this block you know who I am.” says Nancy.

“No. It’s not.” says Lacey.

“ yes, it is if you posted my picture before!” says Nancy.

“ you know Nancy but I might have to start doing is on posting and posting the entire block. I’m doing this for spiritual warfare purposes there are people who read this blog, but not that many and most of what I’m doing right now is actually just ilumiNATTI shit that you may not understand, so I’m gonna start posting and I’m posting this blog.

If I take the blog down and make it private, which case you even have, how are you gonna prove that anything was ever said.” says Lacey.

“ i’ll take screenshots.” says Nancy.

“ of the whole blog, or a fun little passage, where I say something incredibly complicated, but doesn’t really suggest anything other than I use your picture online?” says Lacey. “

Siri, you’re an idiot compared to me your masters degree for my pay for university means nothing. You’re a fucking piece of white trash, wannabe, Hispanic shit nothing. I’m not saying he’s being people or shit but that is the way people perceive you. get a fucking clue.”

“ I will take the right screenshots because I do everything perfectly.” says Nancy .

“ Nancy what she saying is true though you’ll never have a case against her anyway because I mean who even are you and honestly sweetie, if there is an illuminati, she’s channeling your energy if anything this could be seen as self-defense, and if we repress that too much, she’ll probably end up dead, and ending the world I think you have the same delusion as Jack and thinking that you can replace her and honestly it’s worse than that.” says the CIA.

“ most women born after 1975 or 70 think they can replace Lacey. Jack literally cursed everybody try to understand that.” says Lucretia.

“ Camila I would like to know why are you and Nancy in the same class?” says the CIA.

“ this blog post came from you calling Lacey, a Cunt from the gutter what prompted you to say that today in your Billy Graham Ness?” says the CIA.

“ I did Nancy when I first started interacting I couldn’t stand her and everyone that I meet I have to have a hook against I can never just let people be and so I always try to find a hook. I try to find someway to attack people and I was able to do that with Lacey, because if there’s reincarnations, she was my first crush because I’m a heroin addict, psychic freak kid, and I I saw her in Lem’s’s apartment building when I was high as a teenager.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ Nancy why the fuck do you think you’re so important?” says Kasey Johnson, trying to pay up.

“ oh, I’ve never been’s. No one‘s ever said that to me before who grew up with a house and has a stable marriage.” says Nancy.

“ you really are judging Lacey entirely based on her growing up in an apartment and her marriage being bad?!??” says Kasey.

“ what is such as that I have a strong, chin line I photograph well, and I I’m flat shit I am I’m not flat chested, but I’m not as curvy as her I’m shaped like a model.” says Nancy.

“ you have fake boobs because you got breast cancer I know but you have like boobs and that’s it. You don’t have much of an ass?” says Kasey.

“ no I mean I have I have a but it’s very Hispanic it’s very matronly and yeah, I’m kind of a bony scarecrow and some ways.

But I have long thick hair and a strong chin line.” says Nancy.

“ oh, OK so why does it make you better looking because objectively she’s a lot better looking than you I can see you psychically.” says Kasey.

“ because that’s what men want Casey. I had someone scientifically analyze my face using math. They measured all my features, and they told me that I had a mathematically provable perfect face.” says Nancy.

“ Nancy do you really have any old money in your family?” asks the CIA

“ no no I don’t I I I I lie and tell people that that I do in my spirit and I’ve altered my voice to sound like an upper class person who wrote wealthy and I’ve copied every upper class person I’ve ever seen, but that doesn’t make me an imposter.” says Nancy.

“ i’m still confused about the whole math math math math medical thing with your face but but but how did I I I can see were Lacey gets totally flabbergasted holy shit!” says Kasey.

“ so they measured my face. I know you guys I’m sorry don’t be jealous. They measured my face using a ruler. They did mathematical calculations on my face. You guys at science OK try not to be jealous they Were on my forehead and my nose and then they analyzed the symmetry and the diagrams are that the ratios and the proportions and angles and there’s a scientific theory behind it that’s like genius. The guy at Stanford developed it it’s not me it’s Stanford and there you know Stanford so clearly it’s absolute fact, and so basically it’s been impossible for me to be wrong because I have Stanford University on my side she she claims that AI analyzed her face by analyzing what men want FaceTime pornography and you know other AI algorithms I don’t care about that I have math on my side and Stanford University.” says Nancy.

“do you think your mouth is better than hers?” says God.

“ yes because it’s bigger I’ve seen a remodel every model like Kim, Kim, Donald Trump‘s wife, huge mouth, huge teeth that’s what sexy science has discovered that that’s what sexy and they know now!!” she says excitedly. “ and that’s me OK that’s me so I’m so fat Joe that incontrovertible proof that I am superior and you guys just are jealous all of you and I’m strong. I’m brave and I can do this!”

At All Costs by Chris Pine, Ariana Grande & Disney plays as Nancy sings to us as if she’s Asha.

“ oh, I am your guide to Yale. I am your champion. Look at my perfect face!” says Nancy.

“ actually, that feature is ugly as fuck objectively. A large mouth is ugly on a woman. I’m sorry the black women and Hispanic women have large mouths. The truth is sweetheart to a straight man that’s ugly as fuck.” says God.

“ he’s right a lot of people are very unsophisticated and they don’t realize that demanding people see you as genetically sexy is actually very dangerous.” says Germany.

“ I’m not saying I’m genetically superior!” says Nancy. “ but I do tend to think Hispanic women are better looking than any other women in the whole entire world. Every woman wants to be Hispanic woman.”

“ that that’s not true Nancy that’s not true.” says God.

The Wish plays.

“ is it is it actually objectively uglier?” says Nancy.

“ yes and small tits are uglier to Lacey’s tits or not but breast that are too small on a grown woman are ugly Nancy, just like breast that are too big are actually kind of ugly.” says God.

“ can I be honest I think people are demanding superiority to a psychotic degree nowadays Nancy I’m looking at you you’re not superior to Lacey at all and I think that you might actually be somewhat inferior to me. I know you were fat ones I’m still fat and my husband comes at me and wants to fuck me. Does yours ever do that?” says Kasey.

“ yeah, you can lose too much weight.” says Carla.

“ no that’s not true. Yes you can get your point work is to be too skinny but that’s just about the boobs. The boobs are the reason why.” says Nancy.

“ that’s not true I’ve learned from my husband that that’s not true.” says Kasey.

“ no my husband never comes at me anymore. I know he’s addicted to me though.” says Nancy.

“Yes, just like love Billings is addicted to my ass!” says JFK.

1:25

The song plays.

2:22

“ this can’t be true. This can’t be true. This cannot be true. This cannot be true. This cannot be true. This cannot be true. This cannot be true.” says Nancy.

“ why do you think that?!??” yells Monika.

“ and Nancy I think I need to step in.” says Mark.