Lacey is very creative. I AM NOT.
Lacey may have been physically and psychologically and…entirely capable of marrying Mark Pryce or is it Price through her cousin Paula. But she was thwarted by evil dead people. And now he’s possibly in a happy relationship. Which is GREAT….but…now we have to tell you about KASEY.
Why Kasey? Because…her husband hit on my wife.
When they were newly married. And Kasey was pregnant. He drove her home. Her husband drove my wife home. And leaned in to kiss her…AND LACEY DODGED HIM.
Xxplosive by Dr. Dre plays.
Lacey has been hiding that for over a decade. WHY!? Because she’s-
Look…Lacey thought so many things…but…she didn’t want to harm Kasey. AT ALL. As a friend. A real, platonic friend.
Kasey’s husband was weirded out…but…he may have just pretended it didn’t happen. As did she. As did Lacey.
And that’s…great. But…Kasey OWES Lacey. BIG TIME. And like JFK Kasey…has a hard time accepting that. You charge things…you still pay.
Dirt Off Your Shoulder by JAY Z plays.
Kasey…has treated Lacey like shit. And if Lacey had called her in Wisconsin to save her own life Kasey…would have…sent her to die.
Why? Would have Kasey sent her to die? Because Lacey is Kasey’s DEALER. No. Not drugs. Love. Unconditional friendship. And Casi knew that about her too.
Got Your Money by Ol’ Dirty Bastard plays as JFK falls off of a cliff. With his coat pushed up over his head again. Arms stuck over his head. He couldn’t find a chair this time.
2:08
And he got tired. The blood ran to his…something…and he…accidentally fell off of a cliff.
The song plays.
3:35
Where is our money? Jack’s energy still is…a problem. …And Kasey…doesn’t even realize she owes Lacey.
The Next Episode by Dr. Dre plays.
“Believe in the S?” says God.
“YUP! SUPERSAVIOR.” says Lacey.
“Ahh. Who’s He!?” says God.
Jump Around by House of Pain plays as Michael Rockefeller dances around a room with Lacey.
“Why you asking?” asks Lacey of God, with suspicion.
“I saved Jack.” says God. “And Kasey.”
Lacey stares at Him.
“It’s Jesus.” says God.
“YES!!!” yells Lem.
“Right. I should have said that.” says God.
“AM I DEAF!??” yells Lacey at God.
“No.” says God.
“I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU!!!” yells Lacey into his ears.
He nods.
She slaps Him.
“I fuck men.” says Andy Griffith, crying. “I couldn’t say that!!!” he yells at Desi.
And at that Lacey cuts off his head because he’s too whiny. Andy Griffith, that is.
“Actually, right now to be honest with you right now Andy Griffith is better off with his head cut off. He was being tortured and in a weird way he’s far better off just laying there with his head off. You’d be surprised.” says God.
Rock The Casbah by The Clash plays.
“SO!?” yells Lacey about Kasey.
“She’s still trying to access imaginary funds.” says God.
“Story of my life.” says America.
“So! …What are we supposed to do? Because the Trumps haven’t paid either. HOWEVER…they did send us to a very nice spa.” says Lem.
“We are hoping for a real country this time!!” says Palestine.
“GOOD!!” says Lacey.
“We tried to steal your act.” Israel says to Lacey. “And turns out…we have no idea how to be Ancient Egyptians. …Jack easily could have told us that it would work. And that we should have done it. …And now…we’re FUCKED. We don’t want to build Palestine. …But…those damn Palestinians…are so persistently alive. …And…we’re retarded as fuck. So…I guess…we have to be decent humans…and get our heads blown off…possibly. Possibly not. …Actually…if…we don’t end up dead…we could be fine.” says Israel.
“Who’s doing this…other than Lacey?” says a Charismatic.
“Satan. Jeff Bezos.” says God.
“Exercise videos?” says a Boomer.
“Yes!! Every day for an hour!!” says Lacey.
2:00 of Rock The Casbah plays as Tucker Carlson’s cell phone is found in 1982 again.
“How does he keep losing it?” yells a reader.
“He’s a genius. He’s a genius journalist.” says a woman.
“I know.
How!?” asks a reader.
“Believe it or not, I’m dropping it. Like…I’m literally physically dropping it.” says Tucker Carlson.
“It’s okay. We’ll find it!!!” says Tsar Nicholas II.
Later.
“Whoever ruined that amazing song by remastering it, and turning it into a pedophilic song is in deep deep deep trouble.” warns Lacey.
“ the original is a brilliant piece of art. The remastered version has Tucker Carlson cell phone in it they ruined the song because it was psychologically threatening to the US.” explains the CIA. “ part of the problem is that a white people who are middle-class lied about how intuitive they actually are to themselves and to each other, and when they got to a position of power like in Jack Kennedy‘s case, or in the case of some people who are running the country, who choose not to be named when they heard that song, they heard Lacey spirit and Lem’s spirits, and a lot of other people spirits to people from World War I British soldiers, who were threatening their lives for being so evil but instead of taking it seriously, they chose to remaster the song to make themselves feel less threatened.” says God. “His cell phone is not in the original version. Original version is a very different song.”
Later.
It’s 1963. JFK is secretly set to be killed. Lucretia Billings and her butt show-up to the White House.
She marches in with her awkwardly wet vagina. In white pantyhose, wearing a tight pencil skirt. STUPID, vain grin on her bitch face. “He likes my brother? Wait till he SEES ME!” she STUPIDLY thinks. The Secret Service escorts her in. With her husband.
In his spirit JFK jumps up and down, if LUCRETIA kisses his ass…and sacrifices her brother’s entity…and throws her (hotter) sister-in-law to Hell…HE WINS…in his vain, hilariously stupid, backwards, imagination.
Jackie Kennedy was uncomfortable. She KNEW this was BAD…SHIT.
But…Lucretia chose evil.
Why? She wanted to be a real socialite. Not just a real Old Money one. One who would be written about. The ladies who got press. So she sold HER soul to Satan…just a little. Just a touch. Just a hint of it. But considering how dire the situation already was…she possibly destroyed the entire world. There was no wiggle room for her whatsoever to at all spiritually mess up. And…thankfully for her…that’s actually significant. She does possibly get some leniency for that. But we’ll leave that up to God.
Walking in to her own spiritual funeral…until God rescues her…in her hopeful death in Christ…she turned all men into her lover. ALL MEN. Spiritually abandoning her entire family of men and possibly women too. Hopefully, in Christ, not forever.
She only had to acknowledge Jack…as her secret brother-in-law in a LUCIFERIAN homosexual sex slave relationship…and she would have Chanel…kissing her toes (in her imagination). Her picture taken. Her name in lights.
ZALOR TREVA by Phonkha plays.
She walks in. Poses for pictures. VIOLATING LACEY’S spirit in a profoundly evil way. With hopes that she can be EVERYTHING TO LEM…AND EVERYTHING TO EVERYONE AS A SEX GODDESS. …A constantly wet sex demon. Happily servicing anything and anyone with a pathetically giddy smile on her mechanical, frozen Stepford Wife face. …Did she want this?
“I don’t know her that well…BUT I DOUBT IT.” says Lacey.
Lem stares at her, mystified. His gay face…accidentally melting into a hot rage. Fire shooting from the blue of his irises in his heterosexual, tortured soul.
“Why is my sister here today!??” he asked a White House aid in a panic.
Nobody had the spiritual power to resist the evil manifesting in the White House that day. So nobody answered him at all.
0:14
Kirk LeMoyne Billings slowly backed away. In silence. Dumbfounded.
He had been working with the CIA to assassinate JFK. And obviously he didn’t feel safe telling her that. He hadn’t told anyone in his family about that. OBVIOUSLY. …He hadn’t told them…anything. ANYTHING. …But he had been hoping in his spirit that they’d hear his soul. His fear. His terror. Because…he needed his family to WORK.
0:42
1:06
He needed his family to…be a family.
He silently shook his head no in absolute disgust. Almost crying.
And going forward…the US media relied on her account…for her BROTHER’S SOUL. …She shook her ass and lied. Betraying EVERYONE. Just to seem…rich again. Be accepted. Be…cool. And POPULAR. In a desperate attempt to be more than just Old Money. To be…IT.
“This is awkward.” says Lacey’s current living legal sister-in-law. “I look like a Disney character now.”
God chuckles.
Lem stood back. Hiding in his self-perceived homosexuality. Trying to soak into a wall in the Oval Office. Making a prissy gay expression.
And…NOBODY NOTICED.
Kirk LeMoyne Billings AWKWARDLY stood hiding against a wall…almost THE WHOLE TIME. Photos were taken. Hands were shaken. Lucretia and JFK laughed.
And then…Jack pinched her butt. Giggled. JFK pinched Lucretia’s butt. And she ignored it. Channeled her brother!!! …And…then turned around and flirted with JFK.
“I WIN!!” she thought, like an ABSOLUTE RETARD.
They drank. Danced. She took her shoes off and Jack picked her up and spun her around. Drunk and high on coke himself. Shirt untucked. Drooling. Touching his face. Eyes odd. Before he collapsed.
And she watched him. Lying to herself that nothing had changed. She hadn’t been evil. She hadn’t spiritually shot herself in the head.
JFK laid there unconscious. Like he’d been shot. Like Bobby did in 1968.
“IS EVERYONE OKAY!?!” shouted Bobby Kennedy Senior waking up from a nap. He looked SCARED. Terrified.
“THE BILLINGS ARE HERE!?” he shouted at some secretary. “WHY!??” he yelled in a panic.
Jack had ordered it. He had no idea either.
Being less than a good man Bobby…became resigned to it. Calmed himself down.
And that’s when Lem almost went INSANE.
And nobody noticed. Nobody noticed as he cried weird silent tears. Wincing with a noise and a twitch like a hurt computer.
Lucretia dumbed herself down. To “handle it”. She didn’t want to lose her precious prize. Her precious.
The song starts over.
And…then finally THEY LEFT.
Had Lucretia even said anything to her brother that day!? Barely! He waved at her. And she ignored him like he was a retarded dog who peed on furnishings and bit nice people. They are…Puritans? Mayflower hoes?
*Lacey laughs*
A Mayflower butch workhorse…isn’t a Dutch Old Money woman. And that’s all they had. And Lacey would have loved them anyway. But…Lucretia wanted to make fetch happen. She wanted to be BETTER. Better than a poor woman with man hands or…huge knees…or whatever was lesser about her. So she shoved her mediocre soft spots into tight fabric and lied like a retarded ape from Hell. Used her peasant hair and a pill box hat to seem…UPPITY.
And that’s when Jack was…FUCKED.
Why? Because…he was already slotted to be shot. But…people noticed how dense he was and how…inferior.
She wasn’t that pretty. But he treated her like the Queen of Siam with huge naked breasts being escorted in her real beauty to a spring festival on a fabric flying horse. Desperate for her every morsel of approval. Starving!!!! STARVING.
And…she was…DENSE.
Glassy eyed. Pathetic. JFK…begged Lucretia to notice he existed at all. Maybe!!!
And Lucretia mutilated Lacey’s vagina. Intentionally. Because she’s WORTHLESS possibly as a human being without Christ, so to speak. Not a human being worth ANYTHING TO ANYONE. Obviously including herself. …Let’s hope for the best. Maybe she has two brain cells in her body that are human. And that could be…salvaged. But she will be stuck as trash in relation to her younger sister-in-law for eternity without divine intervention. Or the whole family lost Lem because of her…ghastly lack of conscience by choice…as a mistake.
“You can’t divorce them. You remind me of my mom.” says Lacey’s sister-in-law. “You don’t have that authority. You’re insane.”
“Lucretia if this is literally what happened or close to it, you were destroying your brother’s existence for eternity. Don’t try to pretend that you’re innocent.” warns God. “I can’t hold Jake accountable for what you did. You’re not anyone but yourself.”
“If you can’t handle having Constantine in your family, maybe you shouldn’t do witchcraft to try to make him be your little brother.
Or what? It’s just Christ without the special effects? What the fuck did you do, you witch?” says a dead Tsarina.
“He seemed very quiet that day, if this actually happened.” says Lucretia.
And from the day on…being peasant rich white people…the Kennedys were deceived into believing that Lem was truly gay. And truly married to Jack forever. Because Lucretia said so. And they trusted Lucretia. Far more than Lem. Because she was a real bitch. None of that fancy smancy shit.
The desperately sad thing is…Lacey would have adored Lucretia. Her…more common but fun older sister. A real pal. …But being a filthy whore Lucretia sold her brother off to “get some”.
“I had no idea that you would do that to me!” says Lem to Lucretia.
And…seven months later…JFK…was shot. Remember?
Kasey thinks.
“Umm…he was…shot?” says Kasey questioning it.
“YES!!!” yells Lacey in a panic.
Herds of Millennials begin to willfully doubt it.
“Lucretia I’ve always interpreted you as a journalist as meaning that you were defending your brother from Jack.” says NBC.
“She’s not. She’s covering her own ass.” says her father.
“So you sold your brother out even though you knew he was in distress possibly right around the time that they were planning to assassinate him?” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“She did potentially, yes!” says her father.
“Holy shit you’re a liar!” says NBC.
Later.
“I know Lacey’s a liar.” says Lucretia, as Princess Alix of Hesse and the Rhine rubs her back, “encouraging her to let it all out”.
“That’s…not…who…I…meant.” says NBC.
Later.
“I meant Lucretia.” says NBC.
“I KNOW!!” says the dead Tsarina.
“So…you…ate your little brother?” asks NBC of Lucretia.
“Lem LIES.” says JFK.
Tearin’ up My Heart by *NSYNC plays as Lucretia and JFK smoke cigarettes. In the White House in the present. Lucretia is sick.
“That’s just residual energy!” says Alisha.
“So what!?” says Lucretia.
“Yeah!” says JFK. “LOSERS!” he says.
“We are…the sexy ones. Yeah.” says JFK.
I Just Wanna Be With You plays.
“This isn’t funny.” says JFK to Lucretia.
She doesn’t know what to say.
“I mean…we are…so not going to tolerate this DECEIT!” says JFK.
She controls her laughter.
“You and I both know what happened!” says JFK.
2:36
“What’s that Jack?” she says.
“Ahh…I just invited you to the White House…to finally really meet you!!” says JFK. “Like…FINALLY!”
3:38
She looks disturbed and angry and indignant and smug and scared all at once.
Here We Go plays.
“I mean…come on!! CHILL!” says JFK.
She crosses her arms over her chest.
“You know we just…wanted a normal…family…event.” says JFK.
“Yeah. You’re my fucker.” says Lucretia, suddenly not making sense as she sold out.
2:23
He nods.
“You SHIT!” she says, indignantly.
3:02
“YAS!!” he says.
He gets up and dances impromptu.
She feels awkward.
For The Girl Who Has Everything plays.
They both awkwardly pause.
0:31
“This is GOOD MUSIC.” says Lucretia.
“HOTT!!” says JFK.
1:02
“I make wishes come true.” says JFK sincerely.
“Well…I hope Lucretia is having a fun time!” says her grandfather, outside the room.
They chill.
“Did you honestly think they were in love Lucretia?” asks Lacey.
“Oh my God no.” says Lucretia.
Jack refuses to hear her.
The song plays.
“Like you really didn’t think that they were in love?” says Lacey.
“NOO!” says Lucretia in terror.
A Little More Time On You plays as Jack sings along to it to nobody. It’s weird. But a lot of people do it.
“They are singing to Caroline.” suddenly says JFK, very seriously. “Lacey’s mom sent her $600 for Valentine’s Day. That’s LOVE.” says JFK, sincerely.
Lucretia looks horrified.
2:26
“I LOVE SEX!!!” says JFK. He sings to Caroline, his daughter. Very sincerely.
“The mother who raised me is nuts. But I’m not going to refuse the money. It’s money from a legal parent. And she’s getting nothing for it. I’m not wasting money.” says Lacey.
“I mean what are you gonna do!?” says a man.
“Yeah! It’s money! I’ll use it to buy flowers in the spring or…to…clean the gutters.” says Lacey. “It’s not something I’m going to humor. It’s MONEY. And she’s not getting anything!”
“That’s a BAD relationship for your mom.” says Curt.
“Yeah. You’d think they’d let it go…and just send money as parents. And they do…but…oh well. I get cards and money on Valentine’s Day now that I yelled at them for being pedophiles.” says Lacey. “It’s…not what I expected. But they’re mentally-ill.”
Curt nods.
You Got It plays.
Lucretia is forced by the demons she agreed with to stand up and suddenly start dancing. It’s hilarious. It’s very manic and awkward-comedic and she’s not in control of her body.
“You…are…a really good dancer!” says JFK sincerely. Really sincerely. He stands holding a beer watching her.
“Oh my God Lem! Save me LOVER!!” yells Lucretia.
I Need Love plays as Lucretia and Jack do a synchronized dance. Suddenly on stage. With costumes and lights. Confetti falls from the ceiling. Fake photographers take their pictures. The sound of flashing cameras resounds everywhere.
2:22
They suddenly are given glitter body paint from Maurice’s from 1996. And crimped hair.
I Want You Back plays next as they dance in SEXY bodies naked for Lem. Masturbating to try to arouse him. They orgasm.
“DID I JUST MOLEST MY BROTHER!?” asks Lucretia.
“No.” says God. “You’re just shitting out your sins.”
“Did you imagine us?” asks Jack.
She nods in fear.
“AND GET OFF!?” yells JFK.
“Yes. …I mean not really. …But I chose not to care…because…I felt Lem had left me for you.” says Lucretia.
“You had sexual desires for Lem? Really!?” says JFK to Lucretia.
Thinking of You plays.
“You want to suck my penis?” says JFK to Lucretia. “You can be my secret second sister.”
She stupidly contemplates it.
“No.” she says meekly. “I didn’t want to have sex with Lem but…I did. …But I didn’t.”
“HOW!?” asks JFK of Lucretia.
2:22
“I wanted him. …But…not really.” says Lucretia.
Sailing plays.
“YOU KNOW…I AM SAME.” says JFK.
“No. You’re not, Jack.” says Lucretia.
The song plays.
“I’m NOT SURE…I CARE.” says Lucretia.
“YOU DON’T CARE!??” screams JFK.
2:37
“Soon…you will be freeeeeee!” says Lacey mockingly of their evil and insanity.
3:20
The song plays.
“So…Lem…why you not having sexy time?” asks Tsar Putin of Lem.
Giddy Up plays.
“NO!!” says Lem.
Jack and Lucretia are given children’s fake-horses-on-stick that hover under them. They just ride on the horses. Like children on a coin-operated mechanical horse from the 1980’s.
“I don’t understand this one!” says JFK, sincerely.
“Does this seem like it should be gay to you, Jack?” says Richard Deacon laughing at them.
“YAS!!” says JFK, trying to get off the horse but unable to.
It’s Gonna Be Me plays.
They are given fake dogs to walk in a New York City park at night.
“Are we looking for men?” asks JFK, excitedly.
“You’re searching for Lem.” says God.
“I get it cause we’re going to have a threesome. Except you’re gonna have to go home Lucretia.” says JFK.
“I thought we were best friend family!” says Lucretia very hurt.
Showdown by Britney Spears plays as they glare at each other suddenly.
“You’re his sister! So that’s ILLEGAL!” yells JFK.
“But Jack, I can’t help my desires.
I know I am not mentally sane at the time when I was alive and experiencing this nobody ever noticed and I didn’t realize that I had anything wrong with me, but I develop some weird perceptions of things because I didn’t see him he was at Choate and I had a hard time finding a boyfriend so I started to think that maybe he could be my boyfriend at and he was so nice and I am not somebody who is willing to surrender to God so I lost my mind and my evil but then, thank God I’m not in hell but I ended up developing inappropriate feelings for my brother that I was not born with. I acquired them, and I never was mature enough or saying enough to ever deal with them while I was alive because I’m a spoiled middle-class brat even though my family was better than that.”
“ Lacrissa I can’t hold my desire either!” yells JFK.
“ let’s just forget Lacey and be best friends they’re nuts. She’s a Middle class idiot whore who doesn’t understand she was Victoria’s Secret shit cause she’s a poor peasant dog!” says Lucretia.
“ shut up I know better you’re just a fucking idiot bitch!” says JFK. “ I have a real relationship with your brother you’re supposed to be my best friend!”
“ jack we can’t be friends or lovers because we masturbated together.” says Lucretia trying to be sexy.
“Eww! No, I don’t wanna fuck you!” yells JFK.
“ that’s not nice!” says Lucretia.
“ I don’t love you!” yells JFK.
“ no you just said that you do love me you just said that you do you just said that we’re best friends and that we love each other. You just said that I’m not crazy.” says Lucretia.
“ you’re not crazy I guess we could have sex.” says JFK.
“ you have sex with everybody I don’t I don’t I don’t.” says Lucretia.
“ why are you a loser?” says JFK.
1:03
“ I don’t think you look like Melania, but I will learn to appreciate some patio body. If you’re really determined to have sex with me, I recently joined a gated sucks community Apaga toy I was thousand adult individuals and I learn to appreciate a lot of different bodies.” says JFK.
1:24
“ oh my God!” says Lucretia.
“ oh, so you’re in love with me you’re not with me you have borderline personality disorder like Mary Richardson.” says JFK.
“ Jack I don’t know Mary Richardson I never met Mary Richardson. She was part of a different generation than the one that long was in.” says Lucretia.
“ do you know you’re just a status symbol?” says JFK. “ you’re my vagina dog!”
“ Lucretia I never was sexually interested in you. I’m actually hurt by that!” says Lem.
“ you’re not supposed to know you’re just supposed to secretly be in love with me.” says Lucretia.
The song ends.
“ Lem’s I know that you weren’t molested that’s impossible. I was the only weird one in the family and nothing that like that could’ve ever happened that doesn’t happen to people it’s rare.” says Lucretia, nodding.
“ that’s bullshit and you’re lying.
Lucretia if there’s reincarnation you’re not my sister anymore until God says otherwise your shit under my shoe.” says Lem sincerely. “ I disown you from our family because I have a right to do that you were a mistake you should’ve never been born. You’re the reason my whole life got fucked up to some degree and Lacey’s and everyone else’s if there’s ring carnation you literally should’ve never been born maybe created but probably definitely never born. You’re too fucked up to live if there’s reincarnations otherwise if this is real, it’s the same thing I just don’t have a family to go to and God hast to fix it. Why the hell would I want to have sex with my sister? I was counting on you my kids were counting on you. Your children were counting on you before they lost their goddamn minds because you raised them badly to be an actual normal woman. Our parents were counting on you Josh was counting on you Josh and I and Lacey are actual family. What the fuck are you?!” yells Lem.
“ oh, I didn’t realize that she saw through me to this degree and now I feel like an idiot compared to your wife and kind of a weird freak.” says Lucretia.
“ you are one do you speak English?” says Lem. “ let go with me Lucrezia I’m gonna start to wonder what the hell is wrong with you let the fuck go of me.”
Silence.
“ that’s not your aunt Lacey said you had an aunt and that is that is true but it’s not Lucretia necessarily. Unfortunately there is an aunt in the Spencer family. And I’m sorry that you can’t have an American childhood, but will make it work somehow with gods help.” says Lem to his kids with Lacey.
“ Lacrissa, where sophisticated adult lets have fun.” says JFK.
Move Ya Body by Nina Sky plays as JFK and Lucretia fly on planes. Between their legs. Through the sky. Like sky horses.
“ are you? Are you into horses? What? What are you into LaKesa?” says JFK.
“ hijack, this is weird I’m not a pedophile.” says Lucretia.
“ that’s what you say now I’m going to teach you something about life and love location!” says JFK. “ I want you to answer my question don’t hold back. What is your favorite thing horse is butterflies or do you like rainbows?”
“Jack I’m not playing along with us I’m really not it’s gross to me that is not something that I would’ve ever said out loud in my last days of life necessarily because I played along with a lot of people’s bullshit to try to be popular and seem incredibly enlightened and progressive but as the sexy Madame of love that I am Jack, I don’t know it’s been along time since childhood you you can’t expect me to remember what I played with.” says Lucretia.
“ can you play where I bet you play with dolls?” says JFK.
“ jack I’d of course I play with dolls all the girls play with dolls.” says Lucretia.
The song plays.
“ Jack, jack, jack, jack stop offering make a candy.” says Lucretia.
2:46
“ you are a girl! move your body!” says JFK trying to sound hypnotic with a poor Japanese accent. “ you you have to express yourself with the airplane and your vagina Lucretia.”
“ jack to be honest, I did find you attractive, but as a grown man, not as a dad figure.” says Lucretia.
“ that is a grown man Lakisha that is a type of grown man.” says JFK.
When The Lights Go Out by Five plays.
“ just imagine you are Caroline Kennedy when you are six years old before I got shot location and Jack is in the White House bitch. You are my pretty little girl, baby doll. Lem is in the White House in his own room and you don’t have a woman at all you are a poor peasant bitch from Japan.
You wander into the White House and you say hello Mr. President I am a Japanese sweet old son name, Caroline Kennedy. And I need to find Mr. Billings.” says JFK.
1:22
“ Jack I’m not in love with my brother.” says Lucretia.
“ stop it don’t ruin this Lucretia. I am trying to be really good and bad I am being sensitive man.” says JFK.
“ but Jack this is stupid please, let’s stop. I have psychological problems and I’m embarrassed and honestly I’m just having a really hard time with this whole thing right now. And it’s obvious that I abandon my brother and just let him go to hell absolute hell OK point taken I don’t really understand though why were doing this and I think we should just stop.” says Lucretia.
“ that’s not crude last. Oh no, you think you’re going to get out of it you think you’re gonna get out of it you are in the hood now bitch!” yells JFK. “
“ I’m not a hood rat like you and Lacey I didn’t grow up in the hood.” says Lucretia.
“ she is from Minneapolis, her father, old money and you’re from Pittsburgh.” says JFK with attitude.
“ hey Jack, I am not your friend. This is not happening now that you’re being nice to Lacey. I’m getting weirded out.” says Lucretia.
“ that’s because you’re not used to the hood bitch I’ll tell you what we’ll work this out don’t worry.” says JFK.
2:45
“ how about we go downstairs and get some ice cream?” says JFK.
3:05
“ I am Lucrezia’s mother, Jack I am Lucretia’s mother.” says Kasey Johnson eating ramen.
“ I can’t hear you Casey!” yells JFK.
The song ends.
“ listen, Lucretia when we masturbated together, it was very special to me I found us nope I knew part of you that was special.” says JFK.
“Jack. That’s because we’re in hell together to some degree right now this is a very low level of Purgatory. I’m actually really freaked out and I’m in the situation because I was evil while I was alive and David wasn’t as strong of a Christian as I should’ve been and it’s amazing that I’m not in hell Considering what I willfully chose to believe and not believe while I was alive that being said I can still say no and I’m not interested.” says Lucretia.
Rock The Casbah (Remastered) by The Clash plays.
“ I started to think about you last night. Are you really interest me Lucretia I like your voice and you have nice boobs.” says JFK.
“ Jack I’m not a child!” says Lucretia.
“ that’s fine that’s true we have bodies. I have a male body and you have a female body Caroline.” says JFK.
“ Jack I’m not Caroline!” says Lucretia.
“ that’s not true to me you all Caroline remind me a lot of Caroline are so right now you will be Caroline so I am so here’s the thing Caroline oh we have two bodies I have a male body you have a female body and your female body has boobs let’s count them. One…two.” says JFK.
“ Jack, I can count I’ve had a man touch my boobs before I’m a grown woman.” says Lucretia.
“ Lucrezia don’t call me a jock. Call me big daddy.” says JFK.
“ Jack, big daddy is a sexual term that confuses me because my hot sexy husband, who is in love with me, used to use that all the time when he luxuriously made love to my amazing soul.” says Lucretia.
“ I’m going to kill all of that sentence Lucretia you’re very naughty why are you spilled his cereal last night!?” yells JFK.
“ jack that is triggering to me. Our father was harsh growing up. I didn’t spilled his cereal. I didn’t spill the cereal, Jack.” says Lucretia.
“ I saw sale all over the floor I I I had back pain I bent over to clean the floor Lucretia and now I have to take heroin to deal with the pain. Is your fault you spilled the cereal.” says JFK.
“ Jack I don’t spill cereal I don’t spill cereal that’s not really something that’s in my character.” says Lucretia.
“ no Lucretia I caught you I caught you by Honda.” says JFK.
“ Jack I don’t spill cereal. I’m a really good girl!” she says crying.
“ oh my god now you’re getting emotional! Eww!” says JFK. “ no we’re not going there. I want you to suffer.”
More Than A Woman by Bee Gees plays.
“ this was a song that used to play for me and my husband.” says Lucretia fondly.
“ oh, how nice where are you meet your husband?” says JFK.
“ I meet my husband I mean I met my husband at at the school?” says Lucretia.
“ oh, at school I go to school too!” says JFK.
“ jack no!” says Lucretia.
“ Lucretia let’s talk more about school dance. What do you have a lunch today?” says JFK.
“ a cheese sandwich.” says Lucretia.
“ oh, I don’t really good. Yeah that’s cool. Hey, you wanna share some Cheetos with me?” says JFK.
“ Jack I’m not a little girl, but I do like Cheetos.” says Lucretia.
“ the orange that’s a good color orange is a really good color. Oh my gosh it’s like one of my favorite colors ever!” says JFK.
“ do I remind you of my brother?” says Lucretia.
“ yeah, you do but your bitchier and smarter than him.” says JFK.
“ but that’s nice.” says Lucretia. “ being a bitch is American and upper class and elite. It’s the thing of the universe.”
“ amen sister!” says JFK.
“ Jack, I guess for friends?” says Lucretia against her will.
“ I can’t save you you did this to yourself.” says Lem to Lucretia.
“ oh, that’s funny I I think I did think he was going to save me like I was just girlfriend and that’s weird I think I thought I had a gay brother who was secretly my husband and then when I found out that he was actually with the woman that I would hate for him to be with a woman who is vastly superior to me. I just attacked her and betrayed her, and she fell down the stairs, because I am a heartless sociopath in that way in the afterlife and I’m too fucked up to hate that about myself. And I’m probably breaking Lacey‘s heart because she hooked up your sister to her and she’s finding out that I am a worthless bitch who betrayed her and her husband who was supposed to be my brother and is I just can’t conceive of her and she’s just it’s like how did a woman that beautiful end up with my ugly brother, who was not ugly he was beautiful like me not like her. How dare she takes things from me that I think holy shit that’s insane but that’s kind of what I’m thinking that he’s mine like a toy and she’s some mood. She was going to steal some thing from me, but that isn’t even her character and that really isn’t even saying because he’s my brother not my Ken doll or my sexual object that I can sexualize because he is good looking in a way that I am so I think that he’s mine because he looks like me that’s almost retarded that I would be thinking that but I think that might’ve been in my subconscious, and I was a self-righteous bitch who thought she was better than God to some degree.” says Lucretia. “ the truth is I want to infantilized her because she is so sexy and voluptuous and petite and then I wanna just make her a child because it’s just so fucking hard to handle that I’m masculine compared to another woman who is like a sister to me and then I sound dumb as rocks because of course I would be competitive and jealous of a sister, but then I never processed that and I just oh my God-
You guys I got spoiled I really did. I didn’t care that he was molested and I just thought finders keepers you’re my gay brother, you belong to me as my secret dick and a chick dick in a jar like canning for sex. and I let him die. I let him suffer because it’s just it was like I cared about him but what are you gonna do he’s your brother you can’t really care about him and that way except that’s not true and that I let my kids think things that were not true about him and I let myself say things that were imaginary like oh I have a feeling that Jack was his lover and he struggled in the military, but he did it to be with Jack in his imagination when that’s not remotely what happened and I knew that he struggled but I was trying to leave Lacey out and people like her. He did struggle. He struggled with getting Jack away from him. I knew that Jack was writing him love letters, and he didn’t want to respond to him because he was trying to escape and he told people in my family and being a harsh family that we are. They just told him to go jump off a cliff because if he was choosing to be gay, he have to just take care of himself. We weren’t going to save him.
That was his choice and so they just let him suffer and then I didn’t really think that because I was more liberal but I did think that at the same time because I was intellectually impaired and I didn’t realize that but I thought it makes sense to have both conservative and liberal thoughts that were extreme at the same time in incompatible ways. So I thought no this is fine. This will be fine. I kiss Kennedy ass I pretended like they were the most amazing people, and we were best friends, and that we sat around singing songs, and eating applesauce together. Within reality no I knew I knew that there was a lie. I knew he might’ve actually been straight but then the gay rights movement came along and I stop feeling guilty and I just started thinking that it was all shit and that I should just give up on him and just let him go to hell or heaven, probably have him though, because I was a liberal cock and so I just assumed that he was going to heaven And I just turned the other way I thought fuck if he wants to go be with a man in heaven, let them I don’t give a fuck about them enough to care, and I chose to be that evil I was raised to be a whore.
I was at my parents, raised me to be a popular whore because most American women are raised that way and they were fools from the middle class from the lower middle class back in England. And yeah we are old money but genetically we’re still cocks gullible cocks that didn’t realize that we were being taken for a ride by the American government and culture.
Dammit, this is hard because Lacey is interpreting for me and she’s a genius. I don’t think I’ve ever met somebody as brilliantly articulate as her to be honest it’s like talking to F Scott Fitzgerald, and I am really dumb to think that that I could get away with this.
I’ve loved her, but she had no idea how much I loved her. She experienced none of my love at all. So all the love that I’ve had for her up until this moment is just totally useless. Now I’ve spent years loving her as a sister in a real way, and she experienced absolutely none of it whatsoever. And she doesn’t even give a shit because if this was in my heart for her, she like to kill me and slaughter me continuously for eternity because that’s what I deserve. Sincerely, it really is. God is telling me that that’s actually what I deserve and she’s not wrong and that there’s no way out of it and that Christians don’t really understand salvation in that way anymore the Catholics dead and do somewhat but boy people have gotten really heretical when it comes to sin.
So a she’s doing this to me because she heard that I loved her but she didn’t experience any of it any of it and so now she’s tying that around my neck like a noose because of the profound level of evil in my heart for her and there’s no way out!” says Lucretia.
“ Lacretia I’m not that dumb.” says Lacey. “ you either love somebody sweetie or you don’t there’s levels of romantic love that very but between you and I you either love me or you don’t. So if you were pressing the sound evil, and it was working, you couldn’t get away with that forever. I would like to strangle so many people right now do you care no I don’t feel like you do and if you do if you do and I’m mistaken, I will just have to fix this because I am not God and I would like to punch him in the face right now, because this is disgusting.”
Fight For Our Love by Olivia Newton-John plays.
“ it’s OK Lucretia that was hard. That was a hard conversation.
Oh, you know what the concept of hard is?” says JFK.
“ yes, Jack, I know what the concept of hard is.” says Lucretia.
“ so far this is hard and this is soft.” says JFK.
1:23
“ Jack I don’t want to feel your penis but yes it is soft that’s true.” says Lucretia.
“ but Lucretia it doesn’t have to stay hard see if you do that if you masturbate me like that it’s gonna get harder!” says JFK.
2:22
Lacey cracks-up laughing at JFK.
“Look! Look my gosh! Lucretia it is getting bigger!” says JFK.
2:56
“ Jack I’m not in this delusion with you because I’m not a pedophile I don’t think I hope not but I’m not in this delusion right now thank God you you’re gonna keep talking to me. This is gonna keep going on but I just want anyone reading this to know this is how dumb pedophiles actually sound to their victims if you’re reading this and you’re using a child who is in slavery right now to keep the US government from being invaded keep that in mind this is how you seem just kill the kid and kill yourself.” says Lucretia
3:27
“ Lacrissa I am going to choose to ignore that!” says JFK freaking out.
The song ends.
Magic by Olivia Newton-John plays.
“ and this song is magic. Oh, look, Lucretia I have a magic duck!” says JFK.
“ that’s it. That’s a penis jack not a duck!” says Lucretia.
“ no looksee I put a duck on it. Oh the dog is moving or wound you wanna play with the duck Lucretia?” says JFK.
1:00
“ Jack it’s not a duck!” says Lucretia.
1:22
“ then why is it yellow penises aren’t yellow Lacresha?” says JFK.
1:37
“ hey Jack, you’re being used right now I just want you to know that.” says Lucretia.
1:51
“ no no I am I’m not being used. I’m a magic duck.” says JFK.
2:05
“ are we really this fucked up that we’re choosing to defend a man who chooses to believe his penis is a yellow Magic Duck?” says a living gay man in his 20’s.
“ Lacretia I believe that you need to take me and the dog to a bass top. Well we’re gonna take our clothes off and bath in the water.” says JFK.
Splish Splash as sang by Elmo plays.
“ Lucretia Lucrezia come in the bathtub with me and Elmo!” says JFK.
2:00
“ Lucretia look the rubber duck is floating in the water sea and there’s one dog and two dogs Lucretia I like your body it’s very nice!” says JFK.
Rubber Duckie by Ernie plays.
JFK sits and listens to the song.
0:31
JFK masturbates. Eyes rolling to the back of his head.
“ Jack you don’t need any help you’re fine!” says Lucretia.
“ Lucretia no that’s not true that’s not true you should come here. The water is so nice and warm.” says JFK.
1:28
“ Lacretia, would you like me to scrub behind your ear?” says JFK.
“ oh, no Jack, thank you my ears are very clean.” says Lucretia.
2:09
“ I decree shot. Let me check behind your ear people don’t clean there! Let me see! come here come here come here come here.” says JFK.
“ Jack I’m going to kill you!” says Lucretia.
Under the Sea plays.
“ Lacretia we’re already dead.” says JFK.
“ so what so what!” says Lucretia. “Jack I’m gonna kill you if you kill me first I’m just gonna die in a bathtub!”
She starts clawing at him. At his face. Crying. Jack smacks her head into a wall.
2:04
He brutally smashes her head into the bathroom tiles.
2:32
Then he puts her under the water.
The song ends.
The Hokey Pokey by Sesame Street plays.
JFK stares at Lucretia floating bloody in the tub. He just stares. Accidentally splashes a little. Wipes his nose.
1:25
She manifests in Heaven in a meeting with God. But her “dead body” hangs out with JFK in the tub.
2:18
“GET HER OUT!!” screams JFK at an imagined maid.
3:03
“HELLO!!!” screams JFK.
Shake My Sillies Out by Raffi plays as JFK looks menacing. A song used by many pedophiles to sadistically harass children supporting the US government…who just need normal human developmental love. It’s WORSE THAN AFRICA.
“I guarantee you that child is in Heaven compared to every child who you’re building roads off of.” says Lacey to the US.
Mah Na Mah Na plays.
“Mah Na Mah Na!” says Lacey.
0:53
“Mah Na Mah Na!” yells Iran.
The song ends.
“Did the US ever really exist?” asks God.
“AMEN!” says Syria.
Jack Kennedy gets in a cartoon. He’s on a cartoon horse.
Wheels On the Bus by Ukulele Jim plays.
Jack doesn’t hear it. But he uses the energy to ride the cartoon horse.
He looks sad.
1:37
“Jack why are you sad?” asks Lacey.
1:55
“Dammit!” says JFK.
2:15
The song ends.
“Jack, what’s wrong?” says Lacey.
Five Little Monkeys by The Countdown Kids plays.
“Lacey, I killed Lucretia!” says JFK.
0:48
“I know! I saw that!” says Lacey.
JFK laughs in confusion.
“These people are ridiculous!” says JFK.
“I think she just didn’t want to have sex with you Jack.” says Lacey.
The song ends.
Off to School by Elmo plays.
“I don’t like hearing things like that!” says JFK.
The song plays.
“I’m not your mother Jack, but you know that I just wanna get you to snap out of it because that’s insane!” says Lacey.
1:13
“If you’re my mom at all, you’re right, it’s dumb!” says JFK’s residual energy.
“I’m not anymore. I think I might’ve been your father’s soulmate but I’m not your mom anymore but I still feel something left and you worry me you do you worry me, Jack.” says Lacey.
The song ends.
This Old Man plays as performed by Larry Groce as Joe Sr.’s residual energy tries to ask Lacey to help him raise Jack, again.
“You know Jack you make interesting choices. I think you should go ask God about what you should be doing in this moment as residual energy.” says Lacey, lovingly.
A pedophile reading requests Drive My Car by Elmo for Lucretia Billings.
“Beep beep yah!” says Lacey to Lucretia.
Oh, No! What We Gonna Do by Veggie Tales plays as requested by another pedophile for Lucretia.
“Do you do the mom thing Lucretia? I’m a lot younger than you and I have been real naughty.” he says to her. 
1:24
“It’s sneaky!” he says to Lucretia.
The song ends.
My Bunny Goes Hop by The Laurie Berkner Band plays as he hops for her.
“Lucretia I never figured our family as a family famous for sex videos.” says Lem.
“Well Lem that’s America for you. …One minute you’re nobody and the next minute people are hopping!” says Lacey.
2:02
“HOP?” says Lacey to Lucretia.
Apples And Bananas by Raffi plays.
“You know Lucretia if you really want to make a name for yourself, you should just eat a banana with this song in the background and put it on TikTok.” says Lacey.
“I don’t think it’s real sex either.” says Lucretia.
“Oh wow! You know that’s true.” says Lacey.
“Lucretia I guess we’re not gonna be able to make the sex tape then because you know I didn’t realize it until you said it, but it really isn’t sex.” says Lem.
“Lem don’t hurt her like that she found out that I told you that first now.” says Lacey.
“Ahh Lucretia do you realize that your dead and that none of the perceptions people have of her make absolutely any sense unless if they’re sane?” says Lem.
“No I I am like them when I told people that you seemed more like a Kennedy than a Billings, and that our family was worried that/. I told them so much stuff-“ says Lucretia.
“Go on!” says Lem.
Silence.
“You know I just want to be clear Kasey Johnson you have a normal close relationship with your brother and my kids are close in the same way. What’s weird about this?” Lacey asks Kasey Johnson.
“It’s that I’m actually close to him. There’s ahhh…just something strange about how she always expects him to respond to her like she’s in a fight with them and they’re married.” says Kasey.
“That’s exactly what I was thinking.” says Lacey.
“You know it actually is really weird Lucretia that you let them do that. How much did you suspect that your brother was straight?” asks the CIA
“I was about 90% sure that he was straight.” she says.
“He probably is and was straight. Why didn’t you tell us that?” says NBC.
“Because I was scared, and I wanted to be considered an actual socialite and use my brother to do that. And I just couldn’t handle the reality of the fact that I had to defend him. I don’t like being bothered.
Oh, and I intuited that his wife if he had one would be better looking than me. I just knew that guy as his sister was considered above average, but that him being a man with his intelligence would be considered a hot commodity, and that made me very bitter because then I felt like I was being left out in the cold because it’s harder to be a girl, who looks like him, then to be a man who looks like him.” says Lucretia.
“Why the fuck is that Lacey‘s fault!?” screams God at all living people.
“Because I want it to be. I want to think that she is an incredibly evil person.” says Lucretia nodding.
“Just nodding, doesn’t alter reality Lucretia.” explains God.
“You know what the Illuminati is doing to Lacey is impossible, and all that it does is just torture her until she dies, and in the process of her dying the whole world has been destroyed and opened it and they don’t even notice it because they’re too psychotically…demonically…narcissistic.” says Mark Pryce.
“What are they doing to her?” asks Lem.
Lucretia nods her head no as Mark says, “They are trying to find a way to humiliate her and get her to capitulate.
They’re obsessed with the word capitulate because they think it sounds really sexy and intelligent, but it actually sounds kind of weird, especially telepathically.
They’re trying to get her to capitulate that she’s lying and that she’s actually beneath them.” says Mark.
“They’ve been trying to get her to do that since 2016.” says Lem.
“They don’t understand what she saying because they don’t want to.” says Mark.
“Yes you’re right. Rashida Jones wants to talk about how she has more money but then she expects that to be intimidating to Lacey in a way that it can’t be.” says Lem.
“I think she doesn’t understand class and Lacey does and they can’t comprehend that literally cognitively.” says Mark Pryce.
“Yes, it’s that simple. They are fixated on trying to prove that she’s beneath them in terms of her beauty and her intelligence, but especially her social class, for them.” says Lem.
Mark nods. “Why don’t you and I care?” says Mark.
“That’s an interesting question to bring up.” says Lem. “Mark you’re scaring me.”
Mark nods.
“What he’s suggesting is that because he could he could sleep with her theoretically, and they came very close to meeting, and I am with her we can sense in our spirit who she actually is. And it’s really just psychic, which is so New Age sounding but it’s not. We know her! But it shouldn’t be that difficult to know her without sleeping with her or being able to.” says Lem.
“I did that.” says JFK.
“How did you do that Jack? It’s incredibly sadistic, but how did you do that?” says God.
“I attached myself to her and redirected her energy. I redirected her energy. It is sort of scientific in way so that you can’t read it when you’re around her.” says JFK.
“Thing is though being British Jack I know who Scotia is in my my guts in my DNA and if there’s reincarnation, I also know who her husband is and I don’t like them but I don’t hate them.” says Kasey.
“I don’t think we hate them either.” says Iran.
“Neither do WE!” says a group of Jewish men.
“Why don’t you want me to be able to protect Lacey?” says Lem.
“ I never said that!” says Lucretia.
“ yes you did!” says Lem.
“ how did you all become so fixated on attacking her and attacking people in general?” says God.
“ because that’s what we’re doing right now.” say most living people. “ and you have to keep up with the trends. If you can’t, you know not fit in.”
“ I didn’t realize it was that meaningless. I thought it meant something. It made me feel better about myself.” says Casi.
“ and why are you fitting in with the trends?” says God.
“ because if we don’t wanna fall behind, and that’s not godly.” says Kate Nesheim.
“ oh yeah, the Bush administration told you that didn’t they?” says God.
“ yes they did!” says a woman.
“ do you know what you’re doing to her when you keep demanding that she capitulate?!” says God. “ you’re literally conjuring like a group of witches, Jack’s residual energy to dominate her physical body from the inside out. To the point where she has no control over her voice without using a Scottish accent, and no control over her own breast. It’s a thing in her brain that Jack is able to manipulate where he can basically suffocate her using her own brain. And then she fights it off and you get mad at her because you sincerely seem to believe that you’re helping her be more honest and loving that’s insane.
She doesn’t need his help he’s not helping her. I just explain to you that he’s killing her!” says God. “ she’s mad at you because you did something wrong and she scares you and you don’t like that because you can’t believe that someone could actually scare you in a real way. And which is why the world is ending as you’re slowly torturing her to death, because she actually is genuinely scaring you. I see you’re forcing her energy out of her body and she has no control over that. This isn’t funny. This is what actually happening. That’s not powerful. You’re pathetic
And she knows that which is part of the reason that this is so psychotic she keeps telling you that and you don’t want to hear it.
Stop whining about how your feelings are hurt by Orangetheory warranty those feelings don’t matter as much as you think they do that in and of itself is insanity. You’re hurt by the air she’s told you that how many fucking times? She’s explain this to you fucking idiot how many times dozens over the last 10 years.
You cannot I’ll do the British empire with a mansion in Los Angeles that just burned to the ground.
I’m trying to suffocate her into saying otherwise is insanity. Peoples tears doesn’t change reality. How do you not understand that!?” yells God.
“ so we’re killing her because were hurt by the fact that she’s breathing?” says Mark Pryce. “ what’s creepy is that that just makes me want to make love to her and then she would do that if I wasn’t in a relationship and she wasn’t and we met in the process of making love to her I would think why did I hate this person? I really don’t hate her at all. I actually think I’m in love with her and this is really good sucks and I actually kind of think that people are just insane and then I would protect her and try to explain to people she’s just a Gyptian you just have to get used to the accent she’s not a hateful person.”
“ you’re absolutely right Mark, but Jack separated her from men like you who could explain her to people which would be a normal thing to happen to a woman as beautiful as her. There are lots of other women who are beautiful who I misunderstood not tons, but a decent number and they usually find someone like you who they love and it’s easy and the men realize that they were just misunderstood, and then everything works out but Jack has been so psychotically obsessed with her that he hasn’t been able to let people get close to her like you.” says God.
“ I think it’s hard for me as a Jew because I sent her innocence and sweetness and then I think but she’s white, so why are people so weird about her?” says Mark. “ what is going on!?”
“ it really is unfortunately a simple as just Jack’s energy. There are bigger picture things happening but they’re complicated and they involve everybody but but she’s just pretty much just being attacked by Jack’s residual energy and it was his conscious energy and I’m using energy because that’s how you describe it and so that’s pretty much all that’s happening is it’s just it’s just that there’s a lot of residual energy. That’s literally trying to suffocate her because you want it to.
Can I ask you guys something heart to heart? Why do you lie who are you actually threatened by her me or Mark and men like Mark?” says God.
“ is it really that important for libras to be alone or is that actually a bunch of bullshit and that’s why you should get into astrology?” says Paula.
“ it’s actually essential.” says God. “And you’re right to guess that astrology is actually a very dangerous thing to do and that that is proof of it.”
“So it’s deadly for her not to have somebody?” says Paula.
“Yes essentially.” says God.
“So if she’s going to die young anyway why is Jack ruining that by suffocating her?” says Paula.
“Because when she’s alive, he has to deal with the fact that she exists. If he can kill her he reasons such that he has power over the situation. Still, it makes him feel powerful in a situation, where he feels incredibly powerless. Here’s the thing Lem never stood up to Jack to his face. He shot him, but he never stood up to him in any genuine way. He tried, but Jack would threaten his life and the life of his family, including Lucretia. And so he back down to try to protect his family.
And that’s why what Lucretia did is so serious because he was protecting her while she was selling out his entire existence. And that’s what you have to focus on. He was willing to kill Jack. You can’t focus on that because it’s in the same spiritual wavelength as all of the proof of Lacey’s superiority to you and you’re ignoring all of that truth because it offends you. You can hear it but you don’t like it and you guys are all very spoiled and ignorant about how bad the world is because of science that you currently don’t have the reasoning capacity to process the risk of what you’re doing. You’re underestimating the risk of what you’re doing. Every time you suffocate her you’re making the torture that you’ll experience 10 times worse. You’re suffocating her through Jack. And then, when you hear the truth, and you pretend like you’re a horrible victim that’s also psychotic because it’s not that serious.
Lacey stands up to him constantly, and that’s why he feels the need to suffocate her because she’s actually defending herself, and he literally can’t even handle that as a ghost.” says God. “And truthfully, when she dies his energy will be used by her for good because he is so weak that she’ll be able to fashion him into an actual spiritual weapon of mass destruction, Why can’t anybody else because they they sinned because they sinned so much. There are some people who are trying, but they can’t figure out a way to do it without violating her. Elliot Roosevelt has been effective, so has Lem, and there are others, which is why the whole world is in incredible distress. She has a lot of allies in the afterlife.
Getting the kind of allies that she has means that you’re either a threat of epic proportion or you’re probably just right. I but your real obsession with her and how you’re doing this to her because you think that somehow she’s beneath you. You all genuinely have that, and you feel self-righteous about it in a real way most people who are alive feel violently self righteous because of an imaginary superiority.
So let’s have it out what is it that you think you have you have to you have to tell me this this is almost the end of the world. Things are becoming so dark that we probably will have a nuclear war you you can’t keep attacking her you’re using energy right now, ha ha and it’s literally destroying the whole world.
Bobby Kennedy’s emergency out of nowhere is obvious proof she’s probably not making this up. I need you guys to leave Mark price alone I don’t know but he has a superiority problem with her. Do you know Wiley does Jonah let’s just talk why do you think that she’s beneath you?” says God.
“ because chic, she just keeps questioning me constantly.” says Jonah.
“ you sunset in your spirit do you have any idea what it is that she’s questioning?” says God.
“ no I just know that I’m right because I sent the Holy Spirit on my side.” he says.
God weeps. “ Jonah that’s not the Holy Spirit you don’t know what you’re sensing as well as you think you do. My voice isn’t just a sense. And you’re questioning her right to move her head and breathe the way that she wants to. Literally!!!” says God.
He loses interest.
“ you can’t keep trying to try her out.
She’s not your slave, if anything, you’d be her slave.” says God.
“ I just can’t care I just cannot bring myself to care about her in a normal way.” says Jonah.
“ do you want to fuck Mark?” says God.
“ yes and that’s perverted but yes I do.” he admits.
“ so you’re trying to rape Mark Price through her!?” says God.
“ yes.” he admits. 
“ do you know that that’s 90% of what’s happening to her are people who want to rape her husband and it’s funny that’s offensive but what’s more offensive is that you’re missing how sexy she actually is.” says God.
“ oh, are we too gay?” says Jonah.
“ yes, you are most humans alive right now our gay men. Whether they want to be or not.” says God.
“ so we’re suffocating one of the only straight cis women alive, because were also sexually obsessed with raping her husband?” says Madison.
“ yes you might not be that’s the thing Madison, thank you for showing up British people don’t have that problem with him but because of the cultural hegemony in the world with America most people do for all people due to some degree because America is the problem.” says God.
“ so I can handle him not being my boyfriend, but why can’t they?” says Madison.
“ and because you are sexually desirable.” says God.
“ so I think what you’re telling me is that I am normal and if they’re not?” says Madison.
“ no that’s been misunderstood. No.” says God.
“ I don’t understand.” says Madison.
“ you’re a tractive Madison Dimitri used to flirt with you whether you were a woman or not he thought you were possibly he found you attractive or they’re not they’re not able to do that they’re not able to create that reaction in people.” says God.
“ why?” says Madison.
“ I am because you want to be sexual you understand what sex is sex was still allowed to exist in Great Britain and still is America over sanitized everything and then infantilized things and made things pedophilic.” says God.
“ I suppose that’s why Great Britain has taken back a leadership position in the world that it hasn’t had since before before World War II?” says Madison.
“ that’s correct!” says God.
“ did Lacey give that to us?” says Madison.
“ yes she did. I do appreciate it. I’m not sure America did anymore.” says Queen Elizabeth II. “ I hope that they did at one point.”
“ Lem’s this is nasty, but I have to do it.” says Mark. “ my character couldn’t do it and I can Lacey let’s just say that we made love and I will try to talk to you.
I would like to marry you.” he says.
She thinks.
“ do you wanna get pizza like actual pizza?” he says.
“ can you afford that?” says Lacey.
“ yes.” he says.
“ what kind?” says Lacey.
“ this is not where I saw this going that’s it you know I know I don’t think we’re done making love because if this is how you are I think I’m just gonna keep talking to you about pizza, thick crust, deep dish and I don’t think you realize that I might actually have more money than you think deep dish, and and now I’ve lost you because you’re analyzing deep dish pizza crap OK and I’m not very good actor. Have I convinced you about the deep dish pizza?” he says.
“ I’m willing to try it.” says Lacey.
“ oh, OK what were you going to say though?” he says.
“ thin crust see I don’t know where you’re ordering from, but then crust I like peppers, pepperoni mushrooms.” says Lacey.
“ you’re not connecting with me right now, and at all other than just as a premise and about pizza, even though we just made love?” he says.
“ it’s nearly impossible to be with me. It’s not impossible, but I am extraordinarily hard to land. It’s a nightmare, and that’s just who I am.” says Lacey.
“ oh, OK probably because you’re a real person and you make everyone else seem like a fake person by comparison because you’re so brilliant. I am OK. I think we should get deep deep deep dish pizza you’ve not had that since you were a child.
I’m a little psychic.” he says.
“ OK I’m not threatened by that.” says Lacey.
“ I think Putin has landed you slightly. I think Lem has as well and so did Elliot I don’t think most men can.” he says.
Richard Deacon laughs. “ I could in about an hour.”
“ are you serious? You’re really you’re really saying that to me!?” he says.
“ yeah where are you coming from with his bullshit right now it’s offensive.” says Richard.
“ you’re wasting her time get ahold of things or just get the fuck out of the way for the night.” says Elliott Roosevelt.
“ is it impossible to rape her?” he says.
“ completely impossible completely you could physically do it, but then she die and that’s about it.” says the Illuminati.
“ psychologically she’s that tough that there’s literally no way to rape her? I could you even could you murder her anymore?” he says.
“ not really no you could try to torture her physically and that would be affective but within about five years tops she just be dead and that’s the most excruciating forms of torture so there’s really no way to do much of anything other than just torture her for five years and actually that’s not even true. It may be impossible literally impossible to harm her or her children because you’ve become so obsessed with that now in this conversation that we can’t keep talking to you and that’s what everyone keeps doing and they keep thinking that they are going to be different and that’s insane.” says God.
“ then I’ll be different you can have anything you want you could clean out my entire bank account right now that sex was so good that I don’t even care.” says Mark.
“ I would really rather just get pizza.” says Lacey.
“ i’ll probably want to have sex with you after pizza.” says Mark.
“ oh, OK.” says Lacey.
“ and I’m not actually offended by the pizza.” says Mark.
“Ok!?” says Lacey.
“ so you’re not really interested in life but your extraordinary interested in me?” he says.
“ that’s true.” she says.
“ I don’t think Skippy Handelman ever analyzed this possibility him. He did think about these things you know often, but he never he never analyzed this possibility.” he says.
“ he was hot he was really hot. Why doesn’t that? Why aren’t people more aware of that?” says Lacey.
“ I know I have not analyze that.” he says.
“ I know I’m a little psychic too just to warn you.” says Lacey.
“ are you offended?” he says.
“ do you want an honest answer?” says Lacey
“ yes actually!” he says.
“ I am extremely upset about it, but I compartmentalize that in a part of my brain that I put off somewhere.” says Lacey.
“ well, I’m sorry that I didn’t send it for myself more.” he says
“skippy Handelman was very attractive.” says Lacey.
“ he was, that’s between you and I.” he says.
“ but you’re on a television show and you’re famous shouldn’t affect people see that too at least once just for their information?” says Lacey.
“ are you talking about some like moral principle with television shows?” says Mark.
“ yes I am. I thought you’d pick up on that.” says Lacey.
“ i’m not thinking about moral principles on television shows right now at all.” he says.
“ that sounds sexy but I’m going to hold you accountable. What are you thinking about?” says Lacey.
“ your eyes.” he says.
“ what about them?” she says.
“ fuck they’re very sexy!” he says.
“ I don’t know that I’d have no fucking way of knowing that or how would I how would people know that?” says Lacey.
“ are you threatening her? This isn’t funny.” says Lem.
“ no, you’re right I suppose if you didn’t pick up on it and add a photograph. I you’re not Bobby Kennedy, Junior‘s wife and yet I keep imagining her and now I’m gonna have to think of you as actually what Scotia looks like and I am starting to feel very young.” he says.
“ so did your character, and then things just fell apart.” says Lacey.
“ I wish Lucretia was a better sister to you.” says her neighbor.
“ I’m actually watching this!” says Lucretia
“ why do you brag about your money?” says Mark.
“A flibbidygegit.” says Lacey.
“Oh!” he says.
“ that was actually a very deep answer.” says Lacey.
Lucretia nods.
“Well that’s not-“ says Mark.
Lacey waits.
“Oh dear God!! Move out of the way!” says Putin.
“Let’s just say that I am Alexei Romanov and your Scotia. Lacey, we can’t talk about that. They shot me!” says Putin.
“ but they’re not doing that anymore. They had their time they did the communist thing and now they’re on to bigger greater things.” says Lacey.
“ no!” he says shaking his head no.
She looks upset. “ but they are aren’t they mean you know it’s a greed is good end and wow I am going to be into collecting things from thrift stores and then putting them on Instagram like I’m sexy and rich they do that. How is that not just light years away from communism?” says Lacey.
“ oh dear God, you’re right excuse me.” he says.
He comes back.
“ you’re right, but I’m still operating on the principle that it’s a impolite thing to do.” he says.
“ yes I decided to be a bit different and actually be honest.” says Lacey.
“But then that moves things.” he says.
“ I thought that was my right I didn’t understand the risk.” says Lacey.
“And what did you think you were doing?” he says.
“ just being honest.” says Lacey.
“ and you thought, even if theoretically something could happen, who would notice him? Why would this even be a problem I’m not famous no one‘s even going to notice?” he says.
“ exactly because I thought that was my right as a very private citizen.” says Lacey.
“ I mean you’re morally right.” he says.
“ exactly, and that was part of the idea behind it was trying to bring a sort of morality to the whole thing.” says Lacey.
“ the whole public conversation?” he says,
“ exactly. thank you yes exactly!” she says.
“Why are you analyzing it from a public human rights perspective?” says Mark.
Silence.
“I DID NOT…HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS…WITH THAT MAN!!” yells JFK.

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