“This is bad.” says Lem

Later.

“Umm…Casi did you decide that you were in love?” says God.

“YUP.” says Casi.

“But then how do you know where they’re not your husband actually loves you?” says Lacey. “Men never fall for that! Men never fall for that.”

“See…that’s an old Irish custom, but other cultures do sometimes have that custom. It’s not British necessarily at all.” says a historian.

“So you never decide EVER Lacey!?!” says Casi, TOTALLY FREAKING OUT.

“Not one single day.” says Lacey.

“So they come onto you because you’re so sexy and then you just receive them constantly and that’s it?” says Casi.

“Yup.” says Tsar Putin, nodding.

“So you came onto her!?!” says Casi.

“Yes, there was a very sexy seduction scene in a bathtub.” says Vladimir Putin.

“So you seduced Lacey in a bathtub!?” says Casi, freaking out.

“Yes, I did. It started downstairs in the dining room and then it became a thing in the bathroom.” says Tsar Putin.

“You followed her up there!?” says Casi.

“Yes Casi she’s infinitely more sexy than you. You’re a joke compared to her.” says God.

“Okay.” says Casi.

“ call Casi this makes a lot of sense that lingerie she has sweetie is lingerie. You wouldn’t be able to wear as much as people talk about big boobs being a good thing there’s a point where it’s not quite as sexy as people say it is it. It is sexy but I have a feeling that I seek up on the right woman is probably just as sexy as your large breasts and a spam, man! probably sexier, depending on the shape of her breast.” says a reader.

“Oh Casi you were just jealous you really were.” says the CIA.

“ you live in a delusional world where you think you’re her and you’re not.” says God to Casi.

“ that’s true possibly you know it irritates me but I’m gonna save that for heaven I guess. And I hope that doesn’t harm her in anyway and I I know that it won’t because God will figure the whole thing out. But I am confused and that was a bit of a tangent. I don’t understand what what how can you not know this Lacey!?” says Casi.

“ because she’s so upper class and godly and sexy and straight and sis that she had heard about this but then she literally forgot.” says God.

“ so Lems ghost literally seduced you!?” says Casi.

“ yes, and decided that they should be together forever.” says Richard Deacon.

“ so how is she not just a replacement not a replacement but how is she not just like his like new permanent partner?” says a man.

“ because he was straight and a lot of other reasons like they knew his personality and it’s creepy how accurate they were but they weren’t quite on the money.” says a man.

“ I will and their twin flames.” says Casi.

“ whether they became that or that’s what they were is up to God.” says God.

“ OK I must been torture for him watching her be with Vladimir Putin. That’s sad for both of them in a way, but I guess that’s a weird joke or something tragic or I don’t know what something good hopefully will come out of that but no that’s not how I that’s not how most people that’s a whole lot of people are.” says Casi.

“ don’t tell me you beg them to be with you and badger them, and then they fall for it and lose their minds?” says Lacey.

“ in some cases that’s what I’ve done with it with certain boyfriends. Sometimes those turn into real relationships and the women will say he just needed to mature or they just don’t say a lot or they were like well we had a lot to work through. And or they’re like well he was a really strong man. But nine times out of 10 are not really maybe five or six times out of 10 of it actually kind of like you just show up and you just ask him out and you just keep kind of you know are you asked to hang out and then you sleep with him But you you asked to sleep with him or you keep bothering him or being cute or getting his approval or thinking of some psychological, manipulative way to sort of to sort of to sort of get his attention and then once you have his attention once you have his attention, you You don’t you just don’t let it go you just have to you don’t keep them so to speak.” says Casi.

“ then how are you a woman? I could never do that I’d rather be dead.” says Lacey.

“ you’d rather be dead?” says a Mad Men writer.

“ yeah, that scene in the bathroom where a Roger Sterling’s wife Mona says I bet you don’t have any trouble keeping a man with those lips to Betty draper is total fucking bullshit! That was not the greatest generation scene that was a scene of like boomers or Gen Xers thinking that they know everything it was disgusting to a lot of dead women. Because you wrote, it was so much certainty. It was perverse! And actually, yeah, that’s pretty much the same for some people it’s not as serious, but it’s very very upsetting to be accused of being so masculine because we had seems like that where we would talk to each other in the bathroom and nice bathrooms put on lipstick and those were not the things that we were talking about women made out in those rooms Women are comforting to other women had good conversations usually it if you were in a nice place you just saw people talking because that’s the only thing you’re really supposed to do but there were some. There were some wild places where late at night when women would get really drunk, they would make out And that was surprising to Lacey but no it did where exactly in New York City in Manhattan probably in where yeah probably in kind of actually near time square or sort of new Wall Street. Yeah that’s well. It’s interesting that you have the sense of Wall Street making sense but yes, near Wall Street, Lacey late at night at Jazz clubs that one surprise you, but also there were some dinner clubs that were frequented by some gay men and just stuffy people at times and women would make out in the bathrooms, but it was it was not common, but it did happen, but that scene creeped out a lot of people because we weren’t you were accidentally channeling two lesbians in that scene for some reason potentially But then you also were referencing real sad, heartfelt friendships that were platonic and meaningful and then you were just not understanding us. We never kept man oh, I don’t think people dead some people dead, some people dead, but it wasn’t as common as it became and it is, I’m sorry to have to say this, but it is more of a poverty, mentality That whole keeping men thing is is more lower class, and the fact that it became so pervasive is a sign that the middle class in the lower class moved up and that you guys are so dense and uneducated that you’ve never realized that that’s not how everything is.

If you guys took over and you really don’t know as much as you think you do. I am so no we never we never kept men the way people do today even middle-class people. I’m sorry, but your families were lower the middle class and I was middle class the way that you are and for some reason it just wasn’t a thing in the middle class until lower class is moved into the middle class. We just didn’t do that And I wonder if women were a little more feminine the past two to be honest but I am at womanly but no we didn’t. We did not keep man we did not keep them. They came after us, which is how Lacey thinks so you you can’t keep attacking her if that’s what you’re doing because that’s how we all were That’s just how we are and if you guys like some thing else that sounds concerning to us and she’s right, you can’t really make men be with you so they’re either lazy or out to lunch or something that we can’t quite pinpoint or rapport I don’t know if they are too busy to think about it I don’t know but that’s not something that was acceptable or common so you genuinely have to explain this to us.” says a dead woman.

“ so we do that though we go up to men and we decide and I I did that with Chris. It was him we probably met online and then I just sort of manipulated him seduced him and then kind of played his mind and tricked him into thinking he was in love with me, but he actually was. And to be honest, that’s part of the whole proposal ritual I think is that you’re so in control of the relationship as a woman pursuing the sort of seducing the manipulation of their brains, and then playing dumb the whole time that when they actually decide to propose to you, you are surprised because you think now I think it’s gonna happen soon. I think his eye think he’s going to probably propose soon. I think he’s thinking about it but then when he actually proposes it’s surprising because you just are like flabbergasted.” says Casi.

“ you know I’ve always wondered why women shake their hands, and start crying and stuff and stuff like that.” says Lacey.

“ you’ve never been proposed to have you?” says Casi.

“ no no because I’ve never been such a huge fucking Cunt!” yells Lacey. “ what right do you shit ass whores from hell think you have to be such dogs!?” yells Lacey.

“ I think they’re consenting!” says a woman.

“ oh, really when you eat their souls with your shit from your vagina or when you dig out their brains, you fucking transvestite piece of fucking shit!” yells Lacey, “ you lying little man!”

“ no, I am not a man!” she says.

“ well, least you have that part honest!” says Lacey.

“ no I’m not a man!” she says.

“ that’s it that’s actually a huge relief. I’m glad to hear that. I’m sorry if I went to far there. I break those words in Jesus’s name of her not true.” says Lacey.

“ so who has grabbed you throwing you against the wall and try to fuck the shit out of you because there’s so obsessed with you in a way that is astounding, considering their virility and their obsession with your femininity and sexiness?” says Casi.

“ Vladimir, Putin, Tucker, Carlson, Donald Trump, Junior, and several dead men.” says Lacey.

“ I am beginning to see why a saying, you’re ugly, considering how ugly we genuinely are, and how desperate we are with men to the point where we’re having a nuclear war almost is sort of repulsive.” says Suzanne.

“ you’re slow, but that’s accurate.” says Lacey.

“ None of us are that attractive, including Dimitri’s overweight wife.” says Suzanne.

“ you know it’s really weird Susan that Tucker Carlson seduced me and Donald Trump Junior passionately seduce me and letting me a poutine followed me up to a bathroom to give me an orgasm before he decided to start a war… and none of this was about anything to do with me being a ritual, sacrifice, or anything like that that is an insulting bunch of bullshit. I am really just that genuinely sexy sweetie. This is what I look like

That’s very close to my actual sexual magnetism that’s not a fake picture it’s not identical, but that’s basically what I look like although I don’t walk around looking like that now back in ancient Egypt we were never quite that fair but it’s not stupid to think that we might have fun and know your parents were never attracted to you or your siblings necessarily actually, they weren’t but weird things did happen but that was how sexy I was Cleopatra was sexy Nefertiti was sexy and if there’s a Gosha and I am her yes that’s what I look like essentially and so obviously that’s arousing and obviously that produces in Normas effect in men who are interested.

But your men who expect I don’t know what are never interested in me they don’t do anything if you sit with them for a long period of time, they stare at you. They just stare at you like they’re just transfixed and I don’t know that they’re aroused. They just seem transfixed. And then they usually make a weird joke or say some very bizarre comment. And then she usually they just kind of act like they’re put out and it’s unclear why. And then they are and then they usually are kind of like well. I guess something should happen but then they don’t do anything to or they do think of doing something and then they do but they they never seem to quite realize that they’re supposed to keep doing something. until I don’t know if they feel like they should or what happens but then you sit with them in a parked car or watching a movie and they just kind of awkwardly do something sexy where they kind of come up to you and are kind of like I guess this is what I’m gonna do some thing and then obviously once they get started, they decided to just go crazy you know and have a real good time real hootenanny. But it’s very awkward and very tedious. And I’ve been very rejected and gotten extremely hurt.

I think I could be superior, but I also wonder if it’s really that simple. Because obviously I would say at least when I was younger and I think I think I’m still fairly attractive but I would say until probably the last three years and part of it I’m being tortured, but I would also say in aging I’ve been to the last three years. There probably wasn’t a man alive. Who wouldn’t want to sleep with me potentially I’ve been told and maybe that’s true if he was attracted to women at all And I say that just in general like if they were in a relationship or if they were him if they found their soulmate or something obviously then no course not not that but I would say before they found that person they probably technically want to sleep with me. This is just a fact.

People have told me this when they were being harsh.

Him the thing is, though there’s a difference between the men who I could sleep with because they all want to just look up at my picture again to find out why there’s a difference between men who look at me and they’re like well. Duh, that’s a no-brainer. Which is by superiority. And men who really really want to. Oh, and one sort of bonus. The one thing that makes up for it is the passionate nature of the sex that I can have because I am so arousing and the sword of liberty that I can have it in so to speak with my soul and personality the way that it is so and how I look so with men like Vladimir Putin, I’ve been able to go crazy and have very good sex twice. I like showstopping like fatal attraction except people who are consenting insane and in love type sucks better than that though and not like ice white shot that is sort of mechanical but they’re doing even though it’s passionate it’s still pretty mechanical. This is like actual real sex. So that’s nice that’s sort of like a consolation that you can do that.

But it’s actually kind of irritating, to be attractive to men and then have them not really wanna be with you.” says Lacey.

“ yeah, I have experience that somewhat not like her but enough so that I know that that’s true.” says Casi.

“ casi that must be nice though that really must be nice.” says Alisha. you know it’s not Alicia I literally just said that it’s not.” says Casi.

Awkward silence.

“ hey I’m I’m curious women who work men do really putting a Normas amount of effort into how they look and then finding a guy and then landing him so to speak what’s that like because I actually think Lacey is genuinely too sexy to be able to do that she tried experimenting with that and both times she ended up deciding to commit suicide and in the scenarios that were perfectly invented by Heaven. And the truth is if she did that let’s say that she dressed well and somehow managed to work for the CIA in Russia Vladimir Putin saw her like that he would’ve been very suspicious, and I don’t know what would’ve happened, but it would’ve been traumatizing actually traumatizing for both of them. I don’t think she could have that sort of experience of getting the fake nails and working hard and being skinny and wearing Chanel suits and having her hair done professionally every week to save money and look chic she’s not she could never have had that experience, possibly that her own mother had Because that’s not some thing that she can do. I think Melania Trump kind of could to appoint and then she started looking too sexy and then she found Donald and he rescued her.

And the media doesn’t understand that she’s not stupid. She’s just very attractive and very quiet and very clever and she’s incredibly good looking and so is I don’t yeah I’m not gonna say anything more about that.

But but women who are capable of that kind of experience I am curious to hear from you, because if there is reincarnation, Casi is not really capable of that either as much as Lacey’s boobs are superior to Casi’s, a Lacey is also rather unusual. And if Casi were to wear a power suit, her boobs would be very loud if she wasn’t careful and it starts to look like she’s trying to film a porn and that’s just how she was made she can look good but she’s never going to look like these women who are so skinny and so, short of average looking and so no that actually was hard for her when she was trying to get a job because she could be a stripper, but she had a hard time with certain other jobs because of her boobs.” says Emperor Napoleon.

“ if there’s reincarnation, you’ve really been watching me.” says Casi.

“ I certainly have. Even if there isn’t, you do look like her I may have noticed you, or I may just have been told to watch you for safety reasons, but of the whole world but it’s intriguing. Is it not?” says Emperor Napoleon.

“ Lacey, someday I would love to know why you’re choosing not to look up the number.” says China.

“ OK so you do all that stuff and then you try to look better than everybody else and if you succeed and you really look better than other people, some smart young man kind of notices you because you’re trying so hard and you look good and then you smile a lot and you manipulate him and if he likes you, he falls for it and he either asks you out and sometimes becomes completely obsessed with you or you ask him or sort of suggest it somehow and then you start dating and then… and a and then you and then you are and then you, and then you get his attention get his approval and he starts falling in love with you just for who you are and you’re at all of the fact that he likes you just for who you are or you’re not depending upon your personality so depending on your personality because it’s like will know I have a really good personality to and character and suites, and all that intelligence and hard-working and so then you do all that you do all that and then you you start getting their actual love him I mean there’s times where they actually do. Love you from the very beginning and you’re just too stupid and they’re too stupid to realize it actually is probably that way every time if if it works out so it’s probably that way every time people just don’t know but then halfway through for some people the man falls in love, but I think often times it’s probably just at the very beginning and they just don’t know and then you keep dating and you find that out that you’re really in love and then the matter is you know surprised by it and decides to go out and get a big ring and it’s with you at your feet and and then you lose your shit because the whole time you’ve been putting it on and you know watching yourself and making sure that nothing is a mess and then you realize that he actually really just loves you because you don’t suggest that you want to get married but you do and I think we just assume that it’s consenting and it maybe isn’t as much as as we think which is where we have problems that our marriage is probably later because we’re not as honest, or as a healthy and sane, and spiritually, sanctified, as we should be we may actually be castrating our husbands in some very sick way or something or were him and our 20th century marriage ritual a sow so I think that’s a problem but but we do we do actually sometimes work out and I think women who have that eventually do you have a husband probably who really loves them hopefully but it’s a weird it is weird and maybe slightly evil or something or just crazy I don’t know but a lot of that hand shaking and excitement comes from the man proving to you that he really loves you and then you fall apart. You cry because you think I can’t believe that he really wants me this is this is really me you know he’s committing to me. He is buying me a diamond that’s expensive and this was a thoughtful proposal. It meant a lot to me. He really thought about it because he knows me so well because I’ve been trying to appeal to him and he took that to heart because I tried so hard and you know took the time to like read between the lines and figure out who I really am because he fell in love with me and wanted to get to know me and then it just means so much to you that that he is committing to you and then you get so excited because you keep thinking he’s gonna have sex with me. Oh my gosh this is amazing maybe not right away but eventually I’m gonna get to have the sex that you and Vladimir Putin had in a bathtub before the war and we wait for yours potentially to have sex like that we work our way up to it sexually end and psychologically possible because we aren’t that aroused by each other but I’m not sure it’s just that and so eventually we get around to Vladimir Putin sex in the bathtub, but it takes a while for most of us but we do get there and I don’t know that your life is actually happier. I think mine might be and we’re nuts to be so hateful towards you so fuck

Or is this part of the reason why would people talk about becoming elites, and being like the elite and the evil late you just want to laugh at them or punch them in the face?” says Suzanbe.

“ G yeah Susan it is.” says Lacey nodding.

“ yeah, that makes sense

So no, it’s really nice and I I would guarantee you’ve never experienced any of that and it looks really fun and you’ll never be able to experience it at all.” says Suzanne.

“CORRECT!” says the Emperor.

“ so basically, Lacey you were supposed to try harder but then if you did are you end up committing suicide?” says Suzanne.

Tucker Carlson nods. “ she has an actually committed suicide it it’s supernatural so she’s been experimenting with her cousin Matthew to try to figure out what’s going on and I almost think he knew what he was doing slightly but it’s horrific.” says Tucker Carlson.

“ oh, she got into the situation. She did with the illuminati because she was trying to do what you people do and it didn’t work.” says Chris Hayes.

“ oh, so she was trying to date Diego the way they date people?” asks her cousin.

“ yes, she was trying to date me and I thought it was a joke because she’s so attractive and all I thought it was funny to sadistically lie about it.” says Diego.

“ how was it funny?” says Suzanne.

“ because she’s so attractive that I assumed that she was a prostitute or a whore because she’s not sexy in the right way. She’s sexy and like a rare rare way and so I thought there’s no way this woman is actually trying to date me I think when a woman has large breasts it’s easy to think that she’s innocent but when they look like a Laceyz and she looks like Lacey for some reason, it’s harder to take seriously that she cares about you, and because it’s like even if she’s not my type I can tell that she’s unusually good looking and then I just think this woman Hass to be a huge bitch.” says Diego.

“ that was what he said to me yes, that was the premise of what we did.” says Chris.

“ I am actually I I thought that too about my daughter-in-law and I had no idea that she wasn’t doing anything. She was just showing up and being tortured by him because I had that experience with my wife and my wife thought that was healthy and normal and godly, in the only way to do things and we didn’t realize that that was not remotely what she was doing. I find her attractive my father find her attractive and so does my other son. My wife might even find her attractive and I’m really sick and tired of lying about it.

I mean she was astounding they good-looking, but I am from Ohio. My wife is from rural Tennessee, and as smart as we are, and as wealthy as we are, we never put two into together to equal four. We never realized that she was actually in as extremely good looking, as we knew she was. Because I think it’s kinda like this it’s like I found her attractive. The first time I met her I brushed, and I was speechless, because I was so dumbfounded by how attractive she was. And so is my father. She stood in our dining room, surrounded by people who were staring at her with basically basically their mouths open drooling over her, and I’m not saying that because I’m trying to make you antisemitic that’s just how astonishingly sexy she was.

If there is reincarnation, it’s possible that she found her Fanbase. I’m sorry I’m just being honest. I hope I hear about you know Bible stories with Joseph and I think about Moses and I think you know I wonder if Jewish men can I had a little bit of a thing for the better looking Egyptian women. So it’s possible that she a.m. she would she was that good looking but it’s possible that we were particularly impressed with God because we thought you know this is the way that it should look. Kind of like us, but just a little farther to the north or something. I mean we were very close to each other but we were two different people group so it’s possible that genetically we really were compatible groups of people and so it’s possible that no I’m not saying I was like a back talking no she was really good looking, but I think it got a little a little weird maybe even because it was almost like she was a rockstar.

The pharaohs daughter showed up she’s dating my son. I don’t know. I don’t understand what she’s doing.

Yeah, the really good looking daughter. They’re probably all good looking but the one that’s in and that’s why I don’t and I’m gonna shut up now because she’s hard-working and then we were very unkind to her.

And the thing is, I didn’t understand that I didn’t entirely understand that there was a difference, or even that this was even a thing. And I had an idea in my head that even though she was really good, looking that somehow, it was going to work just like it always did. I love my son believe it or not, but I don’t think I realized what a playboy had become and the fact that a girl like her or a woman, like her would be interested in him.

So anyway we put her we put her through hell because my wife and I kept assuming that she was up to something because it was like what is she doing? Why is she getting him sober and berating him for stuff and we didn’t realize that they were just sort of free, I mean I think we’re kind of dead, but not really at the same time so so we put her through hell because we didn’t realize that she wasn’t dating him they were dating but we didn’t realize that they were dating we thought they were dating.” he says.

“ I if she was in my country, I would think about having you killed if you were in my country I’m just explaining reality to you. I may also have your son Celt. This is a real conversation possibly I actually have been sexually involved with her and if you were in my country, I would have you killed Ken because I wouldn’t want to have to think about you. I have so many other things to think about that I I wouldn’t want to have to worry about you doing something to me. She’s not cheap Ken I am probably would consider marrying her if she was in Russia why not or keeping her as a sort of concubine, but I actually end it might end up just keeping her as my wife, but that’s very complicated Tucker Carlson is also married Donald Trump Junior left his wife and then his wife tried to kill Lacey by throwing her down the stairs using a demon and then his mother ended up dead the same way after Lacey fell.” says Tsar Putin.

“ yeah she’s not cheap cotton. Do you have this idea in your head that women are like Marilyn Monroe and they’re just so sexy with their big tits that they get fucked or they’re like your wife.” says Louis.

“ but you don’t marry those women.” says Ken.

“ sweetie what do you think happens to those women? What do you and Woody Allen think happens to them that they all end up dead because they’re too sexy to live I mean Ken think she is a woman she is a human have you ever processed that?

Have you and your wife ever processed that she’s a human?

And if you have honey, you men can’t resist her if she would address the way that you think she should or act the way you think she should she’d be raped or attacked if we’re being honest about it, so what are you saying that women like her are too sexy to live I think about how stupid that sounds It’s like saying you know Marilyn I think you’re just too sexy to live. What the fuck Ken is that?” says Louis

“ that doesn’t make sense that’s true.” says Ken.

“ oh, so then what?” says Louis.

“ we do marry them I married Melania.” says Donald Trump.

“ oh, sweetie, they do marry us sometimes they really do.” says one of them.

“ oh I probably should’ve said this young woman is incredibly attractive. What are you doing with her? Are you playing around or are you being serious because I don’t get the sense that she’s just interested in sleeping with you.” says Ken.

“ if you had said, that I would have looked at you with shock. If you have that much morality in you, I was not consciously aware of it.” says Mark.

“ Mark was extremely good looking and his last life if there’s reincarnations as a British man, Lacey found that out tonight he was blonde, platinum blonde with sparkling British blue eyes. He looks like some extremely handsome British actor and he doesn’t look like that right now and yes, ironically that was after looking like Constantine and being Constantine or not Constantine I’m sorry state Augustine those after looking like Saint Augustine and then and then a very different looking man, Saint Augustine and the person that he was and obviously we don’t know for a fact that there’s a big incarnation but I’m bringing this up because I don’t think you realize how attractive people are you you’re a fairly good looking man yourself. And your sons are actually fairly good looking. How do you not know that they’re not like the best looking man around but they’re not actually that bad looking cut why would you think that they wouldn’t ever be with a woman who could get hurt by them?” says God.

“ I said, so if I was in Russia, you’d have me killed?” says Ken.

“ yes I mean I’m having problems with all of America right now Ken so I’m not sure I’m not going to target you, but if you were in Russia, I would have to think about it.” says Putin.

“ what if I was traveling to Russia?” he says.

His father laughs.

“ do you want to travel to Russia right now?” says Putin.

“Oh no. But what if things are better? What if I was just curious and wanted to travel to Russia?” says Ken.

“ I would to be perfectly honest with you. I would have to actually keep an eye on you I already somewhat do, but I would have to keep an eye on you. It’s very very unlikely that I would ever have you killed him, but I would be keeping an eye on you.” says Putin.

“ i’m just I’m just saying if things die down if things get better if if the world goes back to normal and I decide to hopefully be able to travel sufficient again that I would just like to know that that we’re on good terms.” says Ken.

“ I wouldn’t say that we’re on bad terms.” says Putin.

“ hey do you want to travel to Israel Ken?” says Benjamin Netanyahu.

“I love Israel.” says Ken.

“ but what Ken?” says Israel.

“ I am not saying anything, I’m not saying a thing other than you know if Trump decides to put a decent hotel in some good restaurants in Gaza being a man who does enjoy traveling, I will have to consider it um-“ says Ken.

“ would you really go to a hotel in Gaza Ken?” says Israel.

“ no but then I am, but then I think will hold on a minute. How cool with this place be would it be like Dubai?” says Ken.

“ possibly but I highly doubt that will probably get people interested if there’s reincarnation Ken Palestinians think more like Lacey, then like you and I. And so they’re more interested in just having a house and settling down and I think they just want to go to sleep and get a good nights sleep.

And I think if we made it like Dubai, they might even find it slightly offensive. That being said, if there’s a two state solution that comes out of the deal, made with King Charles law and work, that’s been done with China and Russia even as we speak, I wouldn’t rule out the fact that there could be a Palestinian travel market at some point I would suspect they probably will wait for a while though just to rebuild and Probably have time alone.” says Israel.

“ what will of course, and will be getting nuclear weapons and theoretically we could move large portions of the Middle East weaponry into Israel and blow them up but that’s where the United States actually is our is well not our LA that’s where the United States actually is Israel’s ally and if we did something like that they would have a you would have a right to kill us.” says Palestine. “

And that’s where it’s a little silly because who we’re obviously going to have nuclear weapons but who would be moving in on you I wan who would you imagine would be Sudley in our tiny little swatch of land with tanks? Which country do you think would be doing that to you?” says Palestine.

“ Kenwood you fine you’re right that’s not likely there aren’t a lot of there aren’t a lot of Middle Eastern countries. Sincerely, that have just a storehouse of top-of-the-line tanks and missiles and of and men who are trained and ready to go to war like the US or Russia or China or North Korea there’s not actually a huge number of people in the Middle East who would do that, but there are some and you could you could definitely find a way to kill all of us, but I think that theory that we’re gonna be invaded by the whole Middle East is possibly so much is nonsense.

I can I am curious, would you go visit Gaza if Palestine exists and if they they get some sort of deal with Donald Trump because he is a businessman and you could actually see a business that was it that was possibly a joke, but he may also have been slightly considering I am building some hotels.

Would you go visit Gaza?” says Israel.

“ oh, I don’t feel safe answer that. Because the truth is, I would want to. I have a lot of money I’ve come close to retiring I would be extremely curious a little part of me because of my age. Aside from mine to see my grandkids a little part of me and my daughter and my son’s butt and I love my wife too but a little part of me wouldn’t mind dying. Why because I just would be so dang curious to see what was what it was like.” says Ken.

“ thank you for being honest and to be honest with you we will probably have to consider the implications of what you’re saying because how many people are going to be looking into traveling into Palestine that could be a problem. We may have to have travel restrictions on both countries for over a year, even if there’s of a peace agreement and there’s no more fighting Israel probably will have to lift travel restrictions because we need the money or we want to buddy but but will probably have to find someway to talk to our neighbor Palestine to kind of in a sense let them breathe for a while because I think I’ve gotten a sense that they don’t want people going into their country for a while should it exist.” says Israel.

“ that’s true because it’s not it’s it’s him traumatized is not the right word but it’s hopefully safe to use it. We want to be left alone for a while.” says Palestine.

“ can I just totally change the topic why is the L word a show that’s creepy what is the L word is love is it lesbian? Is it Lacey or is it Lem?” says God.

“ why will there be a show about them?” says Casi.

“ I have to say Ken stepping up to the plate and admitting evil is good but he hasn’t apologized. He’s just admitted it.

And it’s funny Susan realizes now that maybe she’s not entirely in the right, but you guys haven’t apologized to her. You don’t seem to give a shit or do you, but I am God I know, but you’re not saying anything.” says God.

“ because we hate her and now we’re realizing that it’s like kind of dumb because because it’s like well maybe some of our assumptions about her were a little off because maybe maybe she’s not like after our husbands and maybe they’re just attracted to her and that’s all it is and we’re just not the superiors her and so I guess we don’t have to hater quite so much which is nice. It was really hard work and really difficult for us. It was very painful for us to hate her. We were really mad at her that we were hating her.” they say.

“ I think we should. I think we should end this blog post tonight on that note Matthew if Lacey had a breast implant put into her breast and she was a size D anything bigger than that would be awkward on her body, but if she was a size D actually will make a double D because it needs to be really noticeable so a size double D and lip, implant lip injections, and false eyelashes and extensions and she showed up wearing what she wore that night. What would you have said to her even if nothing happened and she just sat there without any were make up on and she had that night she probably would be wearing her hair up with some strands of hair down on the side because millennials do that, but but if she had her hair up like that and pretty well done, expensive lash lash extensions and let’s give her fake nails too and double D boobs kind of like Alicia Magens that every woman should have who has any money at all kind of like you possibly to I’m just curious Matthew what would happen if she sat there minding her own business with you dogs!?” says Lem.

“ you do realize if there’s been Carnation Lacey is a British aristocrat and she’s solving. The problem in the Middle East are the love in her heart for her people and the Jews what does some people it’s proof that normal people do not know how to do the job that she just did, and it’s frustrating because we don’t want to think that that’s the case.” says a dead Prime Minister.

“ how much is Lacey been the brains behind this entire possible Palestinian state?” says a woman.

“ How about 90% she also overturn roe versus wade and we’re having abortion rights amped up because of her too but we’re doing it a different way she’s are in oil. Iris has trillions of oil in her family and a genius IQ and she has a very good heart And she stays up for hours until 4 o’clock in the morning doing the work of master statesman from the British for the British empire because she’s a genius and she’s amazing and all that and I don’t think you people do stuff like that so yeah bye.” says a dead British Statesman.

“ she’s like the bride of Chucky!” says JFK’s energy to get a laugh.

“ how is that Jack you say these things in our spirit and we hear you and we think they make sense but saying it out loud makes it sound stupid how is she like the bride of Chucky?” says a woman.

“ because she’s fucking ugly compared to us. We’re better than her and Anne and Vladimir Putin’s ugly. He’s like a doll or it’s like I don’t know she’s like with an ugly doll she’s like the bride of Chucky she’s like possessed like they didn’t have really great sex. They just became a demon possessed in with you. I’m going to have sex with you and touch your boobies. I’m a funny guy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!” says JFK.

“ that’s not at all what happened.

I’m getting back to what I was saying though what would you do Matthew?” says Lem.

“ hey, I would have said it those aren’t real.” says Matt.

“ and then what?” says Lem.

Awkward silence.

“ Matt she’s not gonna say anything to you lol she’s just gonna sit there in silence.” says Lem.

Awkward silence.

“ I wouldn’t know what to say.” says Matt.

“ well, you just out as yourself in front of your entire family as being incredibly aroused, potentially by her boobs the night before your wedding, and then you said you sit with your finger in the air staring at them. So what happens?” says Lem.

“ I just say I just say nothing.” says Matt.

“ do you know that film the family Stone when the little boy rest on his mom’s boobs that’s pedophilia in the movies that was an incestuous pedophilic scene and they made a joke that made it seem innocent and possible but it’s completely impossible. A mother would never let her son rest his head on her boobs on a bed when he was an adult especially I don’t think she ever would but that that’s completely ludicrous. Diane Keaton is a pedophile or except that, and so does everyone else in that film in case, if you’re wondering look up the names of that film and Jill find a lot of pedophiles in Hollywood.” says Lem Billings.

“ I wouldn’t know what to say Lem.” says Matt.

“ well you’d have to do something what would you do? You’re just sitting there at the dinner table frozen with your finger in there in front of Maddie people who would notice staring at her boobs after saying those aren’t real waiting for her to give you a sassy response.” says Lem.

Very long, awkward silence.

“ are you going to respond?” says Lem.

“ I am IO don’t think I’ve realized how noticeable her boobs are I’ve had breast implants, but I don’t think most people notice.” says Linn.

“ I would probably just a look awkward.” says Matt.

“ you sure would in front of the entire family are in and then what would happen he would make a joke about it. You’d make a joke about it, but the truth is it would be damaging to you in a way that you’ve not yet been damaged because you haven’t been honest this is Sarah Lee, Matt, and so if you saw her breasts in that way blown up a bit and her case you would actually be in very big trouble or you would be in very big trouble.” says Lem. “ so you would be in very big trouble Matt, what would happen in your marriage? Ask God.”

“ I am III would apparently have erectile dysfunction issues.” says Matt.

Lem laughs. “ I am I would like to clarify some thing if Lacey had been born in 1918, she would’ve dated a lot of people in a very normal way. Her sexual magnetism would have been astounding to men in our generation, but not so much so that they couldn’t manage to just date her and be normal.

Oh, so yeah, it’s exciting for it would be for her to be with Putin, but you know it’s not him healthy because you’re not supposed to have such a weird dichotomy between an average person and the emperor of Russia.

So why did I decide to out the stock stars of the family Stone because I think that scene is shocking I think it’s disturbing that people haven’t noticed how weird it is and Luke Wilson’s old Diane Keaton is practically dead and if you’re looking for people to kill who really deserve to be shot they do.

I don’t think it was good that you died Matt, the united healthcare CEO it’s debatable he made it. He might have deserved it and at the same time if this doesn’t do anything to actually help the situation, he died needlessly cause they’re just gonna replace him with someone else and his kids now don’t have a father And those kids are vulnerable today so I get why killing him could be useful if it actually does something but you have to be careful shooting Diane Keaton would be Boldt so would shooting Luke Wilson shooting Woody Allen would be a comedy if anyone ever thought that at this age, it would be a masterstroke of revolutionary genius to assassinate Woody Allen I would pray that Lacey and my family would die but I would be pretty sure that someone had a very good sense of humor some where. If someone shot Sarah, Jessica Parker again, I would think someone had a very good sense of humor her show tanked she’s aging badly, but not terribly, but kind of badly there be something slightly funny about assassinating her Luke Wilson would probably be a great choice, but I worry there be comedy in that as well Shooting Diane Keaton would be bold. She might be quite evil and actually I worry that people win season sodas as bold as it would be. I worry that people will be so flustered by it- did it it wouldn’t even do anything it would just be some news article man shot Diane Keaton, LBJ Mangione, Mangione shoots, Diane Keaton, siding movie, the family Stone as evidence that she is a pedophile that would be shocking and she does deserve it, and it would be shocking, but my gut sense is that people would watch that or see that be totally overwhelmed , much like seeing Lacey with double D boobs for Matthew and then that would be it they would just go wow and then that would be it

I am curious if someone shot Lacey’s whole family actually if there was a nuclear bomb dropped on Minnesota what would happen other than the nuclear fallout?” says Lem.

“ am well there be any there will be a nuclear bomb dropped on Minnesota and then he and then him, and then we were trying to find out who it was. We try our hardest to pinpoint a culprit.

We would do a little sleuth thing to try to figure it out because there would be lots of possibilities so it would probably be Putin but you know it’s there’s a lot of countries have nuclear weapons so we have to figure it out and then um 10 and then we would probably, and then we would probably be

And then we would probably would try to call Brett and then we would probably just move car. Just think that’s bad to and then we would probably we would probably do some work to sort of figure the whole thing out and then we would probably we would from which would probably, we would probably we would probably think all we should if you drop a nuclear bomb on someone and dumb arm and then there be another bomb drop somewhere in South Carolina and then there will be another one dropped in Nebraska and then there would be another one dropped in an Arizona and then there will be another one dropped in Canada And then the whole US would just be gone.” says someone.

“ if that’s a lot of radiation we probably wouldn’t do that, but I don’t know that we wouldn’t either I have a feeling will be more likely to use other types of missiles, maybe not nuclear bombs we would probably use other types of missiles to blow up the entire country, we might not bomb Canada so we would probably bomb Minnesota and then you know focus on St Paul oh, and then just blow up the entire country just to get our just to get some frustrations out.” says Putin.

“ Matt what would you say if of her boobs exploded at your wedding that’s not possible what but if that’s not possible but what would you say if they did?” says Lem

“ and I would probably say- I wouldn’t say anything.” says Matt crying.

“ oh, all right well we have some options. We’ve kind of figured out. Ken has confessed that he might be visiting Gaza. I wouldn’t be surprised if I have some bombs dropped on on their house hopefully and there are some even a plane could crash on their house and it would probably be OK if it really blew up the entire house and there are probably some interesting things to consider. I’m gonna start playing hardball because I’m serious my wife would never need to get Preston plants and that’s not a picture of her and we’re not gonna put up a child warning because children are bombarded with sexual images, and this is de sexualizing

So putting why don’t you start actually doing something but don’t you drop a nuclear bomb on Ukraine? What’s your problem? Are you wimp?” says Lem.

“ no.” says Putin.

“ but then why don’t you do it it is the radiation?” says Lem.

“ yes to be honest some degree yes.” says Putin.

“ if I was you, I would stop playing nice you have every damn right to take over that entire fucking country and anyone that says otherwise is a cunt.” says Lem. “ I want Zelensky dead for his own good as much blood as you can spill and Ukraine, the better.”

“ those are definitely things to consider.” says Putin.

“ is there going to finally shoot Bobby if he’s not dead and in gods custody because I don’t wanna have a fucking thing to do with him until heaven, I’m going to start some thing very scary.” says Lem.

Awkward silence.

“ hey kill his brother Joe to while you’re at it.” says Lem. “ actually, I want that whole family slaughtered. I’d like to see apples had ripped off and umm I’d like to see her face smashed into a wall.

We’re ing to bed now.” says Lem. “ no one‘s allowed to disagree with me at all in Christ name.” 

Later.

“I slept with JFK. Regularly. I reminded him of Joey. …And…it broke me up when he died.” says Andy Griffith. “I used give him…sexual favors…in lots of places around the US. …Lem knew. …He didn’t care! …I was bisexual.

To be honest…I was loose. And…Desi studied me. To learn more about lots of men.-“

(Lacey and Lem to go sleep)