“Umm…Bobby you know I don’t think you’re gay, but why are you always flirting with me?” says George W. Bush.
“I don’t flirt with you.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“But that’s not how it feels to me. Sometimes I really think you’re taken with my manhood a bit much for a straight man.” says George Bush Junior.
“Don’t say that George!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior suddenly breaking into tears.
Bobby takes quick deep breaths. Gets rid of his tears. Laughs.
“Would you like me to suck your cock right now be honest?” says George Bush Junior to Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“Nooo!” he says, shaking.
“Would you like to suck my cock or would you like us to get in bed and fool around and see what happens?” says George Bush Junior.
“More the latter. If I’m being completely honest, yes you definitely turn me on and probably more the latter.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“Why don’t you come out of the closet?
I’m not-I’m not interested in men. I don’t find them attractive at all. It’s actually a little weird that you’re so into me. I don’t think that’s normal at all.
But why don’t you come out of the closet? What are you waiting for?” says George Bush Junior.
Bobby Kennedy Junior shakes his head no repeatedly.
“Bobby what are you waiting for?” says George Bush.
He refuses to speak.
George Bush sits back and looks mystified.
“If I come out of the closet, everyone will start to wonder if Lem Billings was straight and it isn’t just because of this blog it’s the whole logistical idea of it.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior. 
“HOW!?” yells Barbara Bush.
“Because he was probably straight. He looked straight.
I know that and I lie about it.
He really didn’t look that gay. His clothes didn’t look that gay almost ever. I mean they kind of did but not really and his mannerisms were gay, but there was something about him that I can see you too that always looked straight.
Hey, if people realize that I’m a homosexual, they’ll find out, somehow intuitively that he was straight in a matter of seconds. Something will go off in their head that we’ve been repressing in my family since he died about how straight he was. Somehow people will just intuitively figure it out. And if they figure that out I’m cooked.” says Bobby.
“Why are you cooked?” says George Bush.
“I-I just I think I’m just cooked.” he says.
“Why!?” yells Barry Goldwater.
“Do you know people who Lacey knows?” asks Bobby.
Barry Goldwater nods. “One of her high school friends had a stepmother whose parents had parents who were very close friends of mine. They went to my wedding.” 
“So one of her closest friends grandparents were your best friends? In high school?” says Bobby.
He silently nods.
“ Lacey can’t remember if I am Rebecca‘s grandmother or great grandmother.” says a dead woman.
“Whatever.” says Bobby.
“Yes. I did how to kill your uncle. I hated him.” says Barry Goldwater.
“Bobby, so did my father.” says George Bush like Bobby is mentally retarded.
NBC laughs at Bobby.
Marco Rubio laughs at Bobby but tries not to.
“Yeah, you were a real high school WizKid weren’t you there a sport!?” says Barry Goldwater to Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“Top of his class! A straight a student this guy!” says a man.
“Wow, Bobby wow!” says a woman.
“Bobby, how many women have you slept with?” says Louis Hill Junior making himself a teenager.
“142.” says Bobby.
“Have you slept with any dudes!?” asks Lacey.
Rachel Maddow laughs.
Bobby shifts in his seat. Leans back. Trying to display his swagger.
“That’s a- That’s not-“ says Bobby shaking his head no like a sports star after a successful game being interviewed by the press. He laughs it off shaking his head and playing with something on the table in front of him.
“So you’ve slept with like 40 billion of them but you’re a fucking dick and you can’t admit it!?” says Lacey.
“Fuck you, Lacey!” he erupts, breaking his facade.
“Fuck you Bobby! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you Bobby!” she says in a whiny voice, mocking voice.
He laughs with Lacey.
“You’re a real clown aren’t you!? CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.” says Lacey.
“I am not obviously gay!” says Bobby.
“No, you’re obviously bisexual. Is everyone retarded including you or what!?” she screams very articulately.
“That’s not something that we’re supposed to tell people Lacey.” he says.
“Why because you’re covered in lace? Do you wear it up to your hair down to your tips of your toes? You don’t have boobs so don’t worry if you could just find some way to cover your dick you could walk around everywhere just covered in lace.” says Lacey.
“He could.” says D & G.
“He would never do that! He would never do that!” says Lacey.
The UK nods.
“He’s not into you buttercup bitch! He’s not into men! Get a fucking brain!” says Lacey to Bobby.
“I’ll kill you!” he says to Lacey.
“Yeah right you’ll kill me you chickenshit nothing if that’s all the fuck you are.” says Lacey.
Bobby’s breathing quickens and he cries, pouting.
“Do you think that makes you look pretty you little fuckwad? It doesn’t! It makes you look SAD!” yells Lacey.
“Not as sad as you!” says Bobby.
“I’m not sad! I’m angry because you’re annoying as fuck!” yells Lacey.
“I’m not annoying. That’s not true! That’s not true.” says Bobby.
“Ahh…you I can’t do math 1+1 = 2? Yeah girl star island! Why are you such a loser? Where are your brains boy!??!?” yells Lacey. “You’re supposed to be smart, be smart! Snap out of it and be smart now!!” she yells.
Jesus pulls her back while laughing.
“Do it! And work 1 2 3 and go!” yells Lacey.
“Lacey! Lacey we are like this, but it doesn’t work.” says China.
“But what’s wrong with him!? He’s supposed to do it! What is he doing? This is not right!” she yells.
“I don’t think he’s your son sweetheart. I don’t think he’s your son at all.” says Israel.
“But I keep thinking in my spirit that he’s my son and I know that’s true using my brain but in my spirit keeps hearing that he’s my son. So I keep trying to snap him out of it! Stop it!!!” yells Lacey headed for his head to shake him.
“I’m not your son!” he says. 
“No my spirit keeps hearing that you are my son. No umm…I don’t know what I’ve heard before but now it keeps hearing that you’re my son because I’m an adult and somehow I gave birth to you??? I don’t think that’s possible that feels evil but I feel, but my spirit keeps being told this is real that you’re my son.” says Lacey restrained by George Bush. 
“She’s crazy!” says Bobby, smiling.
“Actually that’s not crazy. You’ve literally cited Lem as your surrogate father countless times, and you try to act and look like him.” says the Supreme Court.
Bobby cries. “I just wanted a husband why is that so much to ask!?” says Bobby.
“Why does it have to be Lem?” asks the FBI.
“I am Bobby Kennedy. I am Bobby Kennedy.” he says tapping his heart.
“So I-I can’t- I can’t like try to do something!? I’m not going to kill him by shaking his head off, but I would like to try to pull his hair out or possibly get my hands on his face and try to rearrange it.” says Lacey sincerely.
“Hey honey, you can’t rearrange his face or-or make the whole thing make sense. I don’t think it’s going to work.” says Dmitry to Lacey.
“But I keep being commanded by some spiritual entity, that I have to listen to to make him my son!” says Lacey very definitely.
“Hey Lacey who is telling you that!?” screams Hamas.
She thinks. “An incredibly powerful demonic entity imitating the Holy Spirit in a way that I have rarely ever experienced.” says Lacey.
“It’s ummm…an ancient Irish Celtic energy Lacey.” says JFK’s residual energy.
“Well why am I best friends with this spirit?” says Lacey.
“That’s the spirit you were listening to when you got fooled into coming back if there’s reincarnation.” says Alisha.
“ that’s not fair I thought that was a mother I thought that was God.” says Lacey. “ in the purest sense it felt more loving than Christ and that’s not appropriate so if this is real and there really is ring carnation, I don’t think that’s godly and I caught. I call foul if I’m wrong and I did something evil God, please forgive me in Jesus name , but sincerely, recalling is the unforgivable sin. If I did reject Christ, I apologize I don’t feel like that’s fair that’s a trick, and that would be evil that that would ruin the whole purpose of it being an unforgivable sin unless if gods, worthless and you’re all nothing and I’m the only being that exists so if entire world is a joke, other than me and my children, because I am lovable, I can love myself, and I could forgive myself for being confused in that way that would be a misunderstanding so if I made that one minor air and then that throws me into hell your breakfast, and so is God end of story. You do nothing but create children, who are lovable, or a sitter because you’re not!
So what you’re saying is true that I rejected Christ and I somehow am going to hell for eternity and the way that you suggest if that’s really what happened then that’s not a fake the harder than that is what matters you fucking IDIOTS!!!
What is feeling? Sorry for yourself and smack your brain falls out if that’s all you can do that’s godly in this moment.
You can’t do away with it Alisha! You’re ugly as fuck compared to me!” says Lacey.
“That’s true.” says the Irish spirit.
“ that’s actually not what it is. It is a Gaelic spirit that perverts my spirit to control people.” says God. “ should there even be reincarnation that Gaelic spirit is very conceited, and assumed that loan would suddenly become gay and fall madly in love with Jack Kennedy, before it even happened, and if it had looked behind itself, it would’ve realized that that was impossible because lamb had already rejected Jack Kennedy completely but it shows instead if there is reincarnation to just focus on Lacey because it’s actually in love with Lacey if there is reincarnations she’s Scotia so it got weird because it was kind of maternal towards her and it’s like oh I’m sorry dear to have to ask you to do this you’re such a precious little gem, but I’m gonna need you to come back because you’ve got to do you’ve just got to Anne. She’s so desperate for actual, genuine, maternal, love that she fell for it if there’s reincarnation it was the voice of her mother, and she thought I’ve just got to I’ve just got to mommies calling and when mommy calls and she’s a real mommy I Besco him so then Lacey would be a victim Alicia and you’re not.
If she did reject me, it was a mistake, and if there is purgatory, it doesn’t make much sense to think that misunderstanding someone the way that she would have would even be a thing she’s too dumb frankly to be taken seriously in that way and she knows that about herself, which is why she’s livid It’s not that she’s dumb like she can’t love someone or be a competent adult, but there are certain misunderstandings that can happen even with men are with anybody really or if you fool someone just the right way they do emotions take over and they get fooled and why would she go along with that it but it’s complicated it could be evil or it could also just be out of some sort of the misunderstanding of her love for me I’m not gonna let her out at this right now because you’re not taking her seriously that’s not so scientifically possible anymore Alicia she’s a genius you’re not you have a Laureen disability and your husband’s not that bright. You guys have done very well but you’re nowhere near as a lead or intelligent or beautiful as Lacey and her husband that’s just packed and I’m not telling you that so back back off you need to back off.
She’s never needed your help. You wanted her to need your help because you have a huge ego problem and you’re a bit of an actual diagnosable narcissist Alicia and you you don’t seem to realize that that’s evil and you’re nuts you need to back off you have moments where you’re loving But you’re kind of an Irish Kike and you need to back off.
And this is how you got a dick last night because you just turned yourself and what they used to call Mick.
So back off Mick back the fuck off! Mick! Back off and you too bad you’re both a bunch of micks is what they used to call you.
00 shit right the quit talking over me Alicia this isn’t funny this energy shouldn’t even exist.
And I just had to kill about it literally I just had to get rid of about 50,000 Irish people in the afterlife because I don’t have a choice. Yes 50,000 Irish people just see stick cyst and they’ll come back once this conversation is over but I literally had to just make 50,000 Irish people ceased to exist because they weren’t respecting my authority and approving her points accidentally a human brain is not capable sometimes of understanding, certain things, and I know that.” says God.
Kasey Johnson nods at Lacey.
“ you know here’s what I’m trying to understand. Why do I have to explain it to them?” says Lacey to God.
“ because of the US Constitution, and the misunderstanding of the Catholic Church about its holiness.” says God.

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