“MY SWEET TRICK!!” by Diego (edited by Lem)

Rock The Casbah by The Clash plays (the original).

“Chris Hayes is a lovable idiot.” says Diego. “I was his lover for five years. His friend for longer. And while we were a couple or a thrumple…including Kate…we visited Kykuit.

And we both decided we wanted to be rich like Michael Rockefeller and his family. We had seen a YouTube video In Search of Michael Rockefeller on a date actually, Kate doesn’t know about that. We hid that from her. We decided to keep that one just for ourselves. Yes, we were three consenting adults and a thruple. Or thrumple. And he decided to be deceitful because he felt bad about the fact that him and Kate had kids together, and that it was special for them in a way that it wasn’t for me. and so he was experimenting with Buddhism literally at the time, and he decided to try some sort of Ying Yang thing where he gave me stuff like that to try make it equal. So we went to Kykuit without Kate and we walked around and we decided that we wanted to be rich. Because we were in awe of their glory. and so we started trying to think of ways we could get that rich and we decided that we didn’t have a good plan because we’d have to split up and find someone wealthy, but we couldn’t find anyone that way because we’d have to split up and we weren’t even sure anyone would go for either of us and it was really depressing and so we just agreed to be millionaires in Brooklyn with Kate instead of being extraordinarily unfathomably, wealthy, like the Rockefellers.

We had no idea that the Nesheims had an astronomical amount of oil in their personal possession in conjunction with their neighbors, who are sort of in the same family as them. I mean, roughly. To be honest Americans don’t know that much about stuff like that Lacey might the CIA does but very few people keep track of that kind of thing. They just don’t.

NBC interviewed her cousin Mark Nesheim and he was already a millionaire, but NBC knew that, but didn’t really think about it. They never analyzed who they were as people because there was witchcraft involved. Good Hild, or somebody else and attempt to keep their privacy and their wealth made it so that it was hard for people to perceive how wealthy they are. She she didn’t curse them, but in a way she did. She she did something spiritual so it’s very hard for people to tell who they’re marrying in that family. And part of how she did that, and part of the reason why she did that was because of a sort of Scandinavian Norwegian view of wealth and personal responsibility. It’s very cutthroat it’s an old 1800s Norwegian ideal and it goes back further than that but it’s an old Scandinavian view that you take care of yourself, you take care of your family and you don’t complain. Complaining and causing problems for other people is a huge no no. It’s like what Jack Kennedy used to say, ‘Think not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.’ except it’s functional. because their idea is not just think of what you can do for your country. It’s think of what your country can do for you if you do things for your country, and for yourself to strengthen the overall country. They have sort of a team spirit mentality. Or they did when she was there. So she took that with her and then she used that both for good and for evil.

The good was that she strengthened her family and made them tough as nails. The downside was that she made them, greedy and cold. And in that greed they became cursed because people are unable to perceive their wealth.” says Diego.

Mohammed Al Fayed laughs.

“So while they were hiding their love under a bushel so to speak…I decided to make Chris and I mean something. I didn’t feel like we meant anything compared to the Rockefellers or I thought that if we kind of almost did even if we didn’t have their money, maybe if I found just the right angle I might be able to really make a name for us. He doesn’t know all of this.

So, as you may know, I used Lacey because I could tell she was spiritually something significant. I did not anticipate that she was a Rosslyn and that Michael had been her first cousin if there’s reincarnation. But I could sense there was some thing significant about her. Spiritually it was loud.

And if you go to a charismatic private meeting and they’re hard to find notice possibly but about 20 years ago, they weren’t they had whole church services like that and they were very sincere back then they were scary. It was scary stuff IHOP. International house of prayer was wild. Lacey was there quite a few times at least a few times, and her whole church that was called The Gathering was like that every Sunday. Her church was called The Gathering. It was a Christian born-again nondenominational charismatic church that lasted for about10 years. And the spiritual work world that they did, and that church service was real. At one point Lacey roared like a lion and the police showed up. They did wild stuff. It wasn’t really perverted almost at all, but there were perverted people there but mostly it was just incredibly dangerous and I would say they’re spiritual in packs rivals the Illuminati. If there’s reincarnations, she was roaring as the British lion. If there’s not reincarnations, she was roaring like the British lion out of a love for the British people as a British person herself. She had been reading The Chronicles of Narnia at the time, and those almost altered her brain chemistry.

So when I first met her telepathically in the Illuminati when she had a crush on Chris Hayes because their marriage was falling apart and she had a crush on him and I directed her to an Illuminati meeting in Seattle and it was very weird and she didn’t know what it was. Let’s not talk about that right now.

No she’s not schizophrenic and no she does not hallucinate but she’s been shellshocked since she found us in 2015. I directed her there because I thought this woman has a spiritual power to her and I’m gonna use this chick. I decided to be vicious. On behalf of my people. And on a personal level on behalf of Chris and myself. So I found a way to use her. And it works. But what I didn’t anticipate was that she would be ultimately a bigger deal than Chris and I.

I didn’t realize that she could’ve actually married Michael Rockefeller. And I just assumed that I was going to use her to access something greater than the Rockefellers. And a lot of people have made that mistake with her in the Perfume community. I think people sense that there’s something really odd inspiring, but then she’s so sweet that they just assume they can take advantage of her. And you know kids are vulnerable. She is a sweetheart, but things are always what they seem. And you’re really not supposed to mess with people who are vulnerable that’s actually evil and evil really isn’t as powerful as God. So stupidly, I didn’t realize that using her would just end up in no biting me in the ass so to speak. Because now I’m dead, I was killed by the Iranians a few a while ago. And a lot of shit has gone down.

And I think JFK misunderstood the sexual relationship between Lacey and Lem. She was impressive to him if they were married because of her status as the niece of an Earl. A very prestigious Earl. But he was also related to the Spencer family. And his family was extremely wealthy. He owned there enormous house.

Their house looks a little larger than that, but not that much larger. And it was torn down. If there’s reincarnation their house actually was torn down. And they were kind of forgotten.

But the thing is he had that house that was his house, and they had out mines, possibly in Africa and they didn’t understand that Jack did not understand that. Jack assumed that Lacey’s family was that like an aphrodisiac I think I got aphrodisiac to them, and that he was somehow intoxicated by her wealth. Or he thought that somehow she was dirt poor, and a prostitute. Or both. Should there be reincarnation. And maybe there isn’t. And so he tried to make himself as impressive as she was, if there’s reincarnation, and make Lem’s dependent on him, possibly even more so because he thought that somehow he was going to somehow steal them that way by taking the wealth that Lem’s family had, and then mixing it with some sort of prestige or honor, or something or glamour and his family and then make them dependent on him to make Lem fall in love with him the way he was in love with Lacey. He had never seen a real heterosexual couple orgasm together before. And he saw that while he was spying on them as a ghost, and what I am going to call the realm of the dead. He was working for this Japanese emperor who was his mother’s lover.

His mother was a prostitute, and they were into selling Japanese people to other Japanese people as slaves. Workers mostly. But she was a prostitute. And she caught the eye of this particular emperor. Should there be reincarnation. He was doing the bidding of this emperor when he found Lacey and Lem. And he accidentally took the power that the emperor gave him supernaturally to cross check the British empire and wasted it on just attacking Lacey and Lem. Because he couldn’t handle the fact that they were experiencing something of profound intimacy that he couldn’t partake in at all. He didn’t understand what he was seeing. He didn’t understand that it was common and that lots of couples experience that much pleasure and joy with other when they’re adults and they’re consenting and they’re genuinely love. It was just an ordinary lovemaking session in a way between a husband and wife, but he didn’t- He was so backward that he didn’t understand that. And he thought that somehow, that was a very convenient way to destroy the British empire, but he also felt that he owed it to himself personally to ‘take them down’ because he was so threatened by them.

He didn’t understand what he was doing, but he knew it was very evil and he didn’t care. Should there be reincarnation. So not only does Lacey have the blessings of what God gave her to sort of take care of. That’s her job in a sense. She also has this horrific curse on her because of JFK if there’s reincarnation and maybe even if there’s not. I had no idea that that’s what I was reading.

But I also was a pedophile very briefly in actions not in my actual psychology. And there are other people in the Illuminati like that as well who may not really be pedophiles, but who were talked into it because they were trying to seem impressive. It’s like a trend.

So please stop riling JFK up to attack her he already is attacking her. If you’re a narcissistic prick, reading this blog, please stop. Please stop thinking that you know better than her about everything.

Hey, so basically that’s part of what’s happening in the world right now if not completely is that I found somebody who was a Pandora’s box, but I didn’t realize what I was getting myself into or everyone else in the whole world.

I was trying to start the end of the world, but I might not have thought that it would go down in the exact way that it did, and I might not have thought it would really be the end of the world. I was in love with Chris. That was what I experienced and I sincerely believed that somehow we were going to end up being incredibly glamorous and rich like the Rockefellers because that’s what happens in the illuminati. They have their wishes, and then their wishes often come true through witchcraft they just want some thing And then it happens whether it’s him arts or clothing. It’s just it manifests, and they don’t even have to make phone calls they don’t have to do anything that it just starts happening. It just happens because the Earth has fallen and so they make sacrifices and they do things that are evil like harming children With the intent of somehow getting power for things that they want so they tend to believe that they really are like special and then they have this like manifest destiny thing going on with not just America but everything and actually manifest. Destiny itself is not necessarily Christian. It might be, but it might not be I’m not entirely sure. Lacey is letting me talk but she’s not editing anymore cause she’s running out of patience and time.

So basically, I just I just I messed up and that’s how I messed up. But now comes apart that I was scared to tell you.

And yet I also wanted to explain the background of what’s happening.

Chris is Irish. And part of the trick that I used was using his genetic memory to make him unbelievably angry at Lacey. If there’s reincarnation it’s not just anger at her physical body now it’s who she is completely. so my idea was to use that part of his genetic memory to just violently attack her as viciously as possible. I was going for it OK? I was I sold out to some degree and I just went for it. I was experiencing wealth I was on television friends from Mexico, sometimes would view the Chris Hayes show and see me and knows which was which they would be able to tell they said which one was me and which one was him. And my my family was proud of me. They thought that I was sort of hilarious because I was living in their basement but I was also sleeping with Salma, Hayek and Jennifer, Aniston and Brad Pitt and I had a brief relationship with a few other people, but I won’t name at this time and meanwhile I was in a serious relationship overtime with Chris Hayes and his wife. And so I wasn’t able to fill unfortunately enough, guilt or moral courage to really stop myself from just kind of turning into a monster, because I was vain and evil, and I think I may have also slightly lost my mind. So I started just thinking this is cool. I’ll do whatever they tell me to do these people are impressive. They know everything and I’m living the life and it in and privacy to not just you know sometimes you know Selma told me that she gets scared, sometimes to go out in public And I didn’t have that problem I could die no one knew who I was because I looks like Chris Hayes but I’m Hispanic and you can tell that in person it was hard as hell on television especially with make up but in person you know what the make up off you could tell I have an accent and so I could go wherever I wanted for the most part, and with my accent , it just seemed like I was his doppelgänger, though don’t think that every doppelgänger you see is the celebrity, but in my case it was true.

Oh, and so I sold out.

And what I did was just decide that that he was going to attack Lacey because she was so British seeming, and I had a sense that there was something English about her her like genetics, and that it would work for him to attack her using his genetic memory. Because we have genetic memory from our ancestors that’s something that people know in the illuminati and you’re supposed to sort of know that even if you’re not in the illuminati but maybe people don’t as much and so I knew that and I I guess he wasn’t as aware of it as I was And I thought no this is going to work. This will totally work.

So in the process of attacking her, I got Casi involved.

Because Chris is also somewhat Italian.

Good luck finding my family you’ll never find them. Diego Blue is not my actual name but that’s what people called me for my safety and theirs. So so I so I can I I got him attacking Lacey whether there’s reincarnations or not because I thought that it made sense right and then- Casi became sort of like the Irish to him because it was genetic memory. If there’s reincarnation, it’s because she is Italian like him and his genes couldn’t tell the difference possibly between what was Irish and what was Italian. So a part of him may have been attacking himself, or someone related to him or something because it was so much dysfunctional. Because he wasn’t a purebred Irishman. Why would he be at it? Maybe I’m just confused right now but I got him attacking Lacey as an Irishman and then he thought Casi was his fellow something and then he got her to be in his like IRA against Lacey. And even though the Kennedys already were involved, I double the involves them.

So yes, the Kennedys got double involved through the thrumple.

I told somebody that today and they thought it was hilarious, so I just thought I would use that phrase.

so no what happened is that I got confused. And I thought it would work and it did but then we also had some serious problems because Casi then became the leader of the Instagram IRA. Through the illuminati through Chris Hayes. And then Saoirse slept with her uncle, and killed herself while watching the soul Olympics. And her father was an IRA fighter. Well they’re there. Their family is like that so she became cursed possibly double cursed. Or triple cursed. I’m not sure how many times. She’s cursed right now. But Bobby still thinks that she’s a Geli. So keep that in mind.

I so Casi has been organized to attack Lacey because Chris saw her as his like friend, his other Irish person. And he couldn’t figure out how to stop thinking of her that way. and he still can’t stop and because the Kennedys were so important in the illuminati. A lot of other people are now thinking that they’re in the IRA. Which is how King Charles and Kate, both got cancer and Elizabeth died of bone cancer, and Lacey is clean to her life and being tortured, because I turned everyone into the IRA. You’re all fighting against her like she’s the most evil British aristocrats ever exist, and that her family is solely responsible for every terrible thing that’s ever happened everywhere and especially to the Irish.

That doesn’t account for everything that’s happened to her, but it accounts for some things. So the problem is though if there’s reincarnation, she’s actually Scottish and that’s not really the same thing. I mean it is, but it’s not. And at times, the Scottish protected the Irish from the English. And so the problem is I have the Irish attacking her when if she’s reincarnated, she kind of help start their country. and then Casi isn’t even Irish all that much art she might be slightly Irish, but if there’s reincarnation, she’s actually Italian.

And then the problem is a lot of people aren’t in the IRA or they shouldn’t because they’re not even Irish like Luigi. But Luigi, being honorable and Italian interpreter that has a request to take out somebody who was actually evil as very very complicated, but he’s not completely innocent, but he is more innocent than some people to a frightening degree. And then that’s just sort of what’s going on to some degree is that I’ve got people doing weird stuff and the problem is that Lem was never on my radar and neither was Michael. I neither was Luis, and neither was Harold Loeb. Because I didn’t realize how beautiful she is because I didn’t want to because I got jealous. But not necessarily because of Michael I mean maybe but I’m not sure about that I think I just got jealous of her beauty and so when she started talking about Michael Rockefeller I freaked out and I started working with the CIA and then that’s when I ended up being killed by the Iranians because they found the fact that I had done what I did so disgusting that they wanted to give me one last lap they called it And then they killed me. They gave me a great ride on a private plane lots of pretty women, liquor drugs if I wanted, it’s fine food and then and then make and then they killed me. They blew me up. They blew me up over the ocean and then my ass is just sprinkled everywhere. They also killed three whores, who had venereal diseases and were evil and a pilot who was abusing his family.

Osama bin Laden is not satisfied and he feels as though Lacey and her family should’ve been blown-up instead of me. I will leave that one alone for now.

the way, the evil, illuminati and dead people were evil and insane attack. Her is so disgusting that her family and her struggle to function physically walking around is hard for them because there’s so much spiritual energy that they literally have a hard time walking at times without falling. I know her daughters preschool or kindergarten teacher is angry at her daughter, because she keeps trying to go to the nurses office because she keeps falling. And I’ve been protecting her so the teacher now thinks that Elizabeth has figured out how not to fall But I’d really just like to strangle that teacher for being such a worthless bitch. I’d actually like to kill almost everyone in that school, because they don’t deserve to live in my opinion.

I don’t think anyone in the world deserves to live right now though.

Please stop using the pope against himself. It’s destroying the world on top of everything else that’s happening trying to make him be woke just so that Caroline Kennedy doesn’t have to cry at night about her father being a useless dog who literally is cute it’ll make things 10 times worse so please stop.

Oh you can’t keep doing what you’re doing.

The kids who have been killed so that the US is able to have running water are draining their blood into the soil as we speak and why are they draining their blood because it’s more merciful them what would happen if they didn’t America has become the most vile country to ever exist. And it’s not because of what we were, it’s because people didn’t seem to realize that greed is not good and you can’t sacrifice a child’s soul to build a fucking road because you’re too dip shitty and bankrupt. Do you know how to ‘do finances’. America has a huge financial problem and that’s why they’re sacrificing children. That’s why they’re molesting children and selling them into slavery because America is broke. Don’t buy the bullshit articles about how Russia is almost bankrupt that is American mental masturbation to try to convince themselves that we’re not totally fucked.

The truth is Putin is winning that war, and are too stupid to realize that they’ve been dumb as shit the entire time. Anytime you start sacrificing a child the way that this country does, though you’re asking for a lobotomization of the people at the top who go along with it at all. Yes JP Kennedy lobotomized the US to turn it into its pretty daughter. And now we’re sacrificing children to living hell to build a bridge to decaying city where no one wants to do anything anymore.

It’s and my way of trying to solve that was to turn Casi and Chris into the IRA on Lacey.” says Diego Blue.

“ does that make any sense?” says Louis Hill Junior.

“ I thought I guess not?” says Diego.

“ how would it make sense?” says Dennis Salter.

“ well because the the Irish were still taken advantage of by the English.” says Diego.

“ I don’t think it makes sense Diego.” says John Belter.

“ hey if you use the information on this blog to attack, Lacey, Putin will actually bought the US or North Korea. Well, they have a right to in Christ.

This blog will periodically be put back up, but people have been abusing their privileges for a while with Lacey and him. That’s the best I can happen right now.” says Diego.

“ how does that work that if she’s evil Diego?” says Nancy Diego.

“ because she’s a Christian and I think that’s how the innocence of the Scottish have been revealed for her but I don’t think that by her fall in nature that she’s innocent.” says Diego.

“How would she be British though?” says Nancy.

“ through the Scottish.” says Diego. “ or through the English.”

“ so are we attacking her based on a previous life or this life?” says Rachel Belter.

“ hey we’re attacking her through her previous life. Whether it exists or not even in an analogy.” says Diego.

“ OK why not attack her through this life?” says Rachel Belter.

“ because I felt and Chris felt that she was beneath us socioeconomically as a peasant, English person and we don’t have a problem with the peasant English people because they were just the poor you know they weren’t morally culpable for the Tri-City as of the British aristocracy.” says Diego. “ i’ve since had people point out to me that all of the British are morally responsible, not just the aristocracy in the crowd, but I refuse to except that as a communist at heart.”

“ but Diego she wasn’t a peasant.” says a witch.

“ you know I can’t except that yet I just I can’t except that I’m not ready for that right now I’m not ready to deal with the fact that that’s who they claim to be and in a sense who they are. I’m just choosing to deal with the reality of who she was.” says Diego.

“ but sweetie, she was Scottish.” says a woman.

“ yes in fact, she was if there’s reincarnation what does that mean I don’t think it means anything. They were part of the British empire and she was an aristocrat.” says Diego.

“ so what exactly is going on then because this is still happening?” says a woman.

“ yes and no, I’ve tried to undo as much as my conscience allows me to undo, but I can’t quite get over the thought that she was beneath. Chris and I and Casi agrees with me and so I have to go along with her.” says Diego.

“ why do you have to go along with Casi?” says a reader.

“ because Chris and I are friends.” says Diego.

“ OK and Casi is is the fighting Irish woman?” says a reader.

“ yes yes, no way she is and in a sense as her friend and Chris’s friend were all in it together to attack the Scottish crown.” says Diego.

“ the Scottish crown?” says a reader.

“ yes I am trusting in Christ that it’ll become Scottish and will finally find out what evil the Roslyn family was up to.” says Diego. “ have you been to Kykuit!?”

“ we have yeah we have what does that have to do that with any of us!?” says Red Fay.

“ you attacked great Britain and now I’m having to explain the glory of Kykuit.” says Diego.

“ why if there’s reincarnation is the emperor now stuck as a ghost at Kykuit on a tour like a tourist?” says Lucretia.

“ because that is where it all happened.” says Diego.

“ what do you mean Diego?” says Nancy.

“ because I haven’t been able to figure out how the Scottish are morally culpable for the Irish famine, but I suspect the mystery lies in the mansion Kykuit.” says Diego.

“ what if they’re not responsible?” says God.

“ that’s not possible, right?” says Diego.

“ but Diego what did the Scottish historically do?” says Pastor Dave Finsaas.

“ I thought that they were in bed with the English and I don’t mean to be disrespectful sex is good it’s of God but I thought they were in bed with the English.” says Diego.

“ they probably were at times, but they were also in bed with the Irish you were all in bed together.” says Dave Finsaas.

Diego thinks. Shakes his head. Looks scared.

“ I’m fine, but then they were with the aristocrats Pastor Finsaas.” he says.

“ that’s true, but what did they as Scottish people do?” says Sue Finsaas.

He thinks. “ I am sorry I’m going to just go out there and go out on a limb. They were really good looking most people in the Roslyn family were hot, including Lacey if there’s reincarnation, and I just assumed there was something slightly evil about that.” says Diego.

“ that’s not true!” says Dave Finsaas. “ i’m just trying to figure out Diego why are you thinking Kykuit is the spiritual epicenter?”

“ because Michael Rockefeller if there’s reincarnation was her first cousin in law, and I assumed that he lost it after her while she was a married woman to lead and so I assumed that that’s where the evil channel is and then he brought it with him to Kykuit.” says Diego.

“ so you thought that I was lusting after my my cousin, not my biological cousin, but my wife’s cousin you thought I was lusting after my wife’s cousin and then I brought that evil with me to Kykuit?” says Michael.

“ yes yes yes it’s like cruel intentions.” says Diego.

“ How does it end up in Kykuit not where he grew up?” says Dave Finsaas.

Diego thinks.

“ well, if I’m being brutally honest with myself, I think it’s because it’s a bigger deal than the house where he grew up or it’s just if he was there even I’m not clear where he lived but wherever he lived if it wasn’t there it wasn’t as nice or that was where he lived but it’s one of those two things it’s it’s like that’s where he lived or that’s his family‘s house that’s the big house like the breakers so in my mind it was like they’re a Presenter it was their big deal house right so is Lacey would say you know that’s kind of how she talks but it’s like that was the house where everyone showed off and then I thought that was where it would be.” says Diego.

“ OK see you thought he was working on behalf of JD Rockefeller to oppress the Irish?” says Nancy.

“ no but if I thought of that, I might’ve wondered.” says Diego.

“ but how how did you end up with the conclusion sweetheart that the Scottish were at fault for the English transgression?” says Ireland.

“ because you’re worthless compared to the English you’re obviously inferior to them.” says Diego.

“you mean the English are inferior to the Scottish?” says a woman.

“ yes they’re darker. The Scottish are darker they have more dominant genes and love was gay. I thought turns out he was straight, but I assumed that most English people were just very washed out and weak compared to the Scottish. So I mean I have met Andy Murray, and he refused to sleep with me. He told me to go fuck myself, but I made out with Prince William. He told me that it was OK with Kate we just couldn’t sleep together because he was exploring him himself and his orientation and she was trying to be loving to him but then I saw her cry afterwards and I thought that’s a bunch of shit they’re just weak, motherfuckers. No, I’m not saying that he’s a incestuous pedophile I’m just saying that he’s weak. Or at least that’s my opinion and then Andy Murray told me to go fuck myself, and I knew that he meant it the way I just called Prince William a motherfucker it’s not meant to be taken literally. The idea is that he wanted me to go jump off a cliff like literally. And I am, I’m Hispanic, I am from Mexico. I grew up in poverty. I respect that I thought that’s a man he has my vote as the more elite species.” says Diego.

“ Prince William, sweetie, had forgotten that that even happened.” says the BBC.

“ i’m not surprised it was years ago he was drunk it doesn’t matter. I still think they’re inferior to the Scottish.” says Diego.

“ so you assume that the Scottish, then, by mike versus Wright, with somehow have to be the ones who attacked us because there’s no way that an English person would possibly ever be that evil around a Scottish person?” says Irish.

“ yes yes because they be too scared right they’d be too scared so around the Scottish the English disco. Hey Bob’s hey mate, jolly good morning! Righteo! Whereas the Scottish kick ass. So I thought that obviously it would have to be some Scotsman be in behind at all pulling the strings because how the heck with the English and have a brain that functions around a Scottish person?” says Diego.

“ But they weren’t in our country Diego?” says an Englishman.

“ there’s telepathy!” says Diego.

“ I don’t think we’re really that weak!” says Prince William.

“ and what proof do you have?” says Diego.

“ Diego that’s not how it works even if they are weak in comparison to the Scottish, which may not even be true just because someone stronger does it mean that they’re automatically more responsible or that they are automatically responsible at all. And don’t complete that with what happened with you when you abuse children those are two different thinks. This is a country that was different.” says Prince William.

“ OK so you really mean to tell me that the Scottish are not at all responsible for the Irish potato famine!??” yells Diego in Kykuit.

“ I’m not finding a lot of evidence to suggest that I’m sorry Diego.” says Red Fay.

“ yeah I don’t think that they necessarily were responsible, at least not entirely.” says Mark Dayton.

“ well, then I guess this doesn’t make sense.” says Diego to Nancy Belter.

“ did you think the Roslyn family was running the world Diego?” says King Charles III.

“ no because I knew that the Middle East, the ottoman empire, the Jews, I assumed that they were sort of a counterbalance to them.” says Diego.

“ so you thought it was the Roslyn family, the Jews and the Ottoman Empire?” says Nancy.

“ yes to be honest I did.” says Diego.

“ I so you thought the Rockefellers were kind of like lapdogs to the Roslyn family?” says JD Rockefeller.

“ in essence. Yes, the Robinson family was unusually good-looking. Lacey is one of the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen, and she was trying to talk to her or taste in perfume really very good if not better and I could sense that she was somehow communication with F Scott Fitzgerald’s ghost and he tends to go for the best and so I thought maybe she’s just the best somehow and then she was married to a man with some Jewish ancestry and so I thought there’s something very creepy about that and I just ate. I thought it would work I thought it would work I thought somehow we would have some sort of Armageddon or apocalypse.” says Diego.

“ what if we do Diego?” says Dave Finsaas.

“ you mean like the end times?” says Diego.

“ sure!” says Dave Finsaas.

“ that then I guess that’s fine I mean I just wanted out of the world because I grew up incredibly poor and I didn’t see a reason for it to keep existing and I don’t think you should either. I don’t think there’s any reason for us to exist anymore I think we’re the king species on a decaying planet and I think it’s time for us to just end.” says Diego.

“ I did that to him. I rolled him up to do that. It is true. It’s my fault.” says JFK.

“ did you kill Michael Rockefeller?” says Dave Finsaas.

“ if that is a little bit like if there is no illuminati if they’re illuminati different sauce, then yes I did. I sacrifice him and play dumb.” says JFK.

“ how did the Rockefellers ever believe you?” says Sue Finsaas.

“ because I’m so nice!” says JFK.

“ do you want a tour of Kykuit?” says Diego, cheerfully.

“ it’s not your house Diego!!” yells Rocky.

“ I know that!!!” says Diego, offended.

“ but you know what let’s give them a tour Diego but this will never be your house.” says Rocky.

“ I don’t wanna do it.” says Diego.

“ Diego all you’d end up doing is just posting pictures and then people would just see them on this block and then you talk about it while you were standing there through her that’s not much of a tour.” says Anderson Cooper.

“ call fine then I will give them a tour of the breakers!” says Diego.

Can’t Get Enough Of Your Love Baby by Barry White plays.

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0:38

0:53

3:17

The song plays.

“This is a HUGE HOUSE!!” yells Diego.

“Yes.” says Anderson Cooper.

“SEXY!!!” says Diego.

“Yup.” says Anderson Cooper.

“Why you not marry me!?” says Diego.

“I don’t think he lives there!” says CNN.

“IT IS IN HIS FAMILY!” says Diego.

“Yes and no.” says a historical society.

Diego looks confused.

3:23

The song plays.

“But David Rockefeller lived in New York!!” yells Diego, very confused.

“We haven’t lived there for years!” says Anderson Cooper.

Diego stares at him like he’s a crook.

Anderson Cooper doesn’t notice.

The song starts over.

0:40

“Why do they keep giving away their wealth?” says Diego.

“To be kind.” says God.

“No! It’s laziness.” says Diego.

The song plays.

2:18

“LAZY BASTARDS.” says Diego.

3:03

The song ends.

Diego stands in silence.

“Where is the payoff!? Lacey is tired!! And I am too!” says Diego to God.

“You tried to explain. But if people don’t care…they don’t care.” says God.

Diego looks around at Kykuit. In despair.

“There’s nobody here!!” he says crying.

“I’m here!!” says Michael.

“I know.” says Diego. “But where are all my friends? …I’m not like you.”

“I can’t make them care, Diego.” says God.

“Then what’s this!?” says Diego.

September plays.

“It’s just September.” says God.

“She’s writing in January.” says Diego.

“Yes. But we’re just in September.” says God.

The song plays.

Lacey and Michael look VERY confused.

Let’s Stay Together by Al Green plays.

“We may not have been together.” says Michael to the Japanese. “In fact…I was her cousin in law if there’s reincarnation. “

“Then…how does this work?” asks the Japanese Empire.

Michael shrugs.

2:16

“But what Jack did to them both is unconscionable.” says Japan.

The song starts over.

“Yup.” says Michael.

“This might end the world.” says Japan, very sincerely.

“That’s YOUR problem!” says Michael, shrugging.

At All Costs by Disney plays.

And suddenly they turn into Disney characters. The Japanese that is. The Disney version of themselves.

2:49

“Michael…her soul actually does matter.” says Japan.

“YEAH!!!” says Michael like they’re dumb.

Welcome To Rosas by Disney plays.

“And now America is selling children into slavery because of him.” says Japan.

“YEAH!!!” yells Michael at Japan.

A grown straight woman in America suddenly starts uncontrollably humping a tree.

1:55

The song ends.

Knowing What I Know Now by Disney plays.

She may be a Britney Spears clone. The woman humping the tree. She humps the tree until the song ends. Then she seems exhausted and falls to the ground.

This Is The Thanks I Get?! by Disney plays as she seizes on the ground.

“So!?” says Michael to the dead Japanese who have morphed into cartoon characters by Disney.

“This song is supposed to be from Joe Kennedy Junior to Lacey.” says Japan.

“And your point is what!?” says Happy.

“Well something good is supposed to happen for her that makes this all work.” says Japan.

2:02

“Yeah and there isn’t anything there. There are no blessings for her to enjoy other than hopefully her children until she dies and whatever well she can inherit from her family essentially.” says Dave Finsaas. “She’s just all alone being tortured.”

2:28

2:50

“And she’s essentially running the world with Vladimir Putin, who is not able to be with her because he’s trying to be faithful!??” yells a reader.

The song ends.

Deliver Us by Disney plays.

“YUP!” says God.

“She’s not a prince!” says a reader.

“No, she sure as Hell isn’t, but Jack didn’t fucking know that and I was straight!” says Lem.

1:15

“He didn’t understand gender at all.” says Lem. “By choice.”

1:39

“He thinks that she’s a man who is seducing her husband because he’s too jealous of the fact that he’s not as sexy as his mother.” says Japan. “He’s jealous of Lacey, but he’s actually more jealous of his mother and he projects his mothers problems on every woman he ever meets.”

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