“A Bit of Reality” by Lem

Lacey and Saoirse are compared

“If my family had had a billion five minutes ago…let’s compare.” says Mark Nesheim. “Using the Holy Spirit.”

“I was worth $500,000.00. When I died.” says Saoirse.

Lacey is bullied with it. Violently. As is everyone else.

“I would be worth $10 million.” says Lacey.

Everyone thinks it’s chump change.

“I’m not friends with Prince William. We’re not that rich anymore.” Saoirse says.

Everyone gets freaked out. Including Prince William.

“No! I’m not friends with Prince William!” says Lacey confidently.

It’s weird to talk about it. And no she’s not friends with almost anyone famous.

“I majored in communications at Boston College.” says Saoirse.

Everyone is proud.

“I have a doctorate in art history. From the University of North Dakota.” says Lacey.

People roll their eyes.

Tearin’ up My Heart by *NSYNC plays.

“Saoirse drives a new Lexus bought by her mother.” says a reader.

Suddenly…people are getting weirded out.

“Lacey drives a Volvo sedan.” says a reader.

Prince William is unimpressed. Lacey expresses that she drives it for reasons of safety.

Stay by Rihanna plays.

The song plays.

“Lacey watches as Prince Andrew hides in a coat closet at a historic mansion in Sweden. Possibly doing something sexual. …As he’s Prince Andrew she knows.” says a reader. “She’s touring the house as an art historian and…he’s a visiting dignitary.”

People FREAK out.

“Saoirse…is molested violently by her uncle. Bobby. Loses her mind and kill’s herself.” says a reader.

People…barely care.

ZALOR TREVA plays.

“It really only cost $600 to fix it?” says Nancy.

“Yeah!! I was scared it would be $2,000 or more. But it was only $600.” says Lacey.

The song plays.

The song plays.

“WHAT!? GROW UP!! It’s WAR!!!” screams Lacey. Blood in her mouth. She spits it out. Dirt on her face. Sweaty.

ZALOR TREVA (Sped up) by Phonkha plays.

“I’ll end the world. Soon. Because you’re perverting it.” says Lacey.

Theodore Roosevelt agrees still. With her idea of war.

Queen Elizabeth I likes bombs. “I wasn’t as…good with a sword as you.”

“She’s also not as good with the beat.” says her husband.

The song plays.

“War!?” asks a woman.

“Yes. Evil is real.” says Lacey. “And it’s fun to finally let the melody and rhythm move you.”

“Why is there blood in your teeth?” asks a Jew.

Ride of the Valkyries by Wagner plays.

Nancy watches Little House On The Prairie and rolls her eyes.

“This is BULLSHIT.” she says about it. “My family was poor. These people are supposed to be poor. But…they aren’t. …And yet…*she laughs* not even that is right!” she says. “Because in reality the Olsens are nice…and far more upper class…and…alcoholic…and…good looking…and…they are NOT at war with the Ingalls.”

“It’s Caroline Ingalls.” says Hollywood. “We had no idea…who they actually were.”

“We didn’t know the Ingalls. There weren’t as many Swedes in Nebraska.” says Mrs. Banks.

“Yeah. You’re the rich Olsens.” says Nancy.

They think.

“We’re the Old Money Olsens.” says Mrs. Banks.

Move In Silence by Phantomgram plays.

“Why did I blood in my teeth? Because I had to bite someone’s neck. Who was also in the process of killing. I bit their neck to make it easier to saw off their head.” says Lacey. “And in the process of doing that…I got blood in my mouth.”

“Why are you in the battle?!” says Israel, confused.

“It’s 500 BC.” says Lacey. “War has evolved.”

“WHAT!?!” says James Spader.

“There are like…20 men. And I’m fighting…with 5 men.” says Lacey. “But we’re Egyptian.”

“If there’s reincarnation.” says Helena Bonham Carter.

“Look she was my daughter if there’s reincarnation, So I might not have sent her into the most gruesome battles. That would’ve been my task or my son’s task. I might have sent her into sissy fights, so to speak, with 5 to 10 men who were excellent warriors. sh

Sweetie she jumped him. She’s on his back with a saw at his neck and she’s literally sawing off his head and biting his neck to do so.” says Tom Banks.

“So she jumped on his back, like a monkey, and then sawed off his head after biting his neck. And she bit his neck because it hurt and then she just sawed off his head?” says a reader.

“Yeah, I might’ve been attacking him for a while. We probably would’ve been on horses or something and I might have been sort of attacking him for a while but then this was the final moment when I was able to actually kill him.” says Lacey.

“Well, that’s nice that you let her fight the sissy fights.” says James Spader.

“It wasn’t an insult because she was actually a very scary person to fight with, and if this is real, and my men who went with her were very frightening as well it was more of a psychological maneuver.” says Tom. “If there’s reincarnation.”

“No it wasn’t pedophilic. It’s that she’s a woman and so it’s like how do you prepare to fight a woman who is very attractive who’s gonna jump on your back and righteously saw off your head. That’s a daunting task.” says Mrs. Banks.

“But then she wandered off to Ireland!?” says James Spader.

“ well, if there’s reincarnation, yes, but she took like an army of men with her and acquired some as she left at that time there were a lot of small groups of people scattered all over Europe, and other parts of the world as you headed north west it was just a lot of small little groups of people and kind of wandering Germanic tribes but actually a precursor to that even so so there was there were a lot of small groups of people and she had a group of very tough strong men who she went with, and they followed her because they were just headed out west it was you know kind of like catching a ride with her I mean people were different back then, so it wasn’t all that different than Gunhild, leaving Norway to go live in America. She was sort of like a pioneer or an immigrant people sometimes left their parents when they got older, I never saw them again and that was just sort of part of life and so no she I think you might’ve actually kept an ion her as long as he could just to see where she was at and she probably tried to sort of said word to him of her. Whereabouts you know if she live her dad and what’s going on where is she and then you kind of get used to it did you imagine well I guess they’re fighting somewhere and they could’ve even been some sort of telepathic communication between her and her father like hello this is telepathy so it’s possible that she occasionally said to her dad hey, I’m over here you know him and they just kind of kept track end and they know and you know she conquered a part of northern northern Great Britain but where is that’s where Scotland is if there’s reincarnation that’s really where she was. She didn’t make it to the tip of Scotland, but she was sort of in like the area that just becomes Scotland. But maybe technically it’s still England but now it’s England but it was. It was kind of on the border between Scotland and and England that she died probably in her late 30s early 40s alone she never got married and had kids necessarily at all. That’s what she thinks happened and it might even be true It’s also possible she did have a child or two but she kind of doubts that for some reason, she thinks it’s more likely that she probably just died but if they want to be her descendants that’s fine it’s possible that they’re not her children but the children of the Warriors, who came with her so it’s possible that the Scottish are actually descendent of ancient Egyptian‘s, but they’re the descendants of like her friends that she follows not boys her friends so they would sort of be the descendants of her of her men. Basically who were Egyptian mostly there could’ve been a few other people in there too but mostly they were all just Egyptian ancient Egyptian and it’s possible she never had any kids She might’ve been a very chaste person and so they just I guess she died and then they got married with people and they hung out made Scotland.” says Mrs. Banks.

“That’s cool.” says Hollywood.

“ we say that that is Monday night away I mean it’s not it’s cool but it’s like Norway it’s like prestigious and cool but it’s just like Scotland and you just wandered up. There is like a warrior princess with a bunch of buff dudes and then you died because you probably got some sort of chest cold in your late 30s or 40s and then they just kind of are like cool we conquer the area, let’s get married, settle down and they did and then over period of time. They made Scotland and apparently because you were so brave and possibly because I don’t know one or two of them had a crush on you and didn’t tell you you kind of became like the women that they painted on the side of planes in World War II or the women that they painted on ships. Your name in a weird way is kind of like the woman it’s like the Scotland, Scotia land you’re sort of like the hot chick on the side of the plane except it’s the country and it’s ancient so you’re not just the hot chick you’re like a warrior princess and nothing sexual happened and you were just like friends and, I guess you just met someone’s neck because it seemed like a good strategy?” says the CIA.

“ yes, if there’s reincarnation yes or is there something sexual about it that I’m not aware of?” says Lacey.

“ I don’t think so because I don’t think he would condone that and so then it doesn’t even exist but I don’t. I don’t know if if if she wasn’t just like that’s repulsive what what would it be?” says her neighbor.

“ I think it would probably just be her sexiness because they weren’t really sleeping together but maybe they had a crush on her.” says Scotland.

“ or could it be that they actually loved her and it’s not sexual at all they just loved her?” says one of them.

“ if there’s reincarnation, that’s exactly what it is you all just loved her as a person, and it was honorable and beautiful, and not at all pedophilic or homosexual or anything like that it was just Scotland. It was glorious and noble and brave.” says Sean Connery rolling his eyes.

“ no that’s that sounds about right yes, if there’s reincarnation that’s probably what it was. I also might’ve demanded they called that in a weird way, and I don’t like my things being touched. I tend to be rather I don’t think it’s possessive. I tend to be rather certain of what is mine.” says Lacey.

“ fully understood!” says Palestine.

“ what is so bad feeling about that to these people it’s like they don’t understand that possession is a thing.” says Lacey to the Middle East.

“ if there’s reincarnations sweetie, you’re Egypt and they’re like that they don’t let go stuff that you’re all just kind of like that that’s just Egypt that’s just Lacey I’d you know and I I I think in Christ I’m not entirely sure sweetheart either white would have to be evil.” says Iran.

“ you guys what the hell is wrong with possessing things I don’t get it either?!??” says a Malaysian woman.

“ this is the level of of your glamour!?” says Nancy.

“ you know Nancy it actually is extremely sexy and glamorous in a way that you’re not. It’s very Middle Eastern and it’s very exotic it’s very tempestuous it’s very Elizabeth Taylor, who I know you also are jealous of, so um is that what it is? Are you jealous of Elizabeth, Taylor and Lacey?” says Lem.

Nancy laughs.

“ yeah what happened to you leading us, Nancy? I don’t think this is who you are.” says one of her German ancestors.

“ are you bored with that ring?” says Nancy.

“No! I love that ring!” says Lacey.

“ Lacey likes gardening I like making our house look good I like making the house look pretty. I think she actually enjoys getting her hands dirty and planting things. I don’t think everyone is like that.” says her neighbor.

“ Lacey did you eat people?” asks one of her readers.

“ no no my father instructed me not to if there’s been incarnation that was a huge no-no and ancient Egypt. We did not do that. It’s possible that one or two of my mended as we were traveling through the area around Turkey and Georgia kind of in that area of the world there were a few times when if there’s reincarnation, they did eat one or two male humans who were adults.” says Lacey.

“ if there’s rain carnation, what path did you take?” says the Illuminati.

“ how did you cross over into Great Britain?” asks a woman.

“ oh, wait, we sailed and that was actually quite scary but we said we did we sales I think we might’ve gotten seasick and I was terrified of drowning the whole time but we made it.” says Lacey.

“ why did you do that?” asks Queen Elizabeth I.

“ my men were arranging that part we had someone guiding us. If there’s reincarnation didn’t know there was somebody there who said you should head on up there that’s a real good area. We should go head up there. You know it’s it’s the kind of terrain that you’re looking for, possibly with someone in France who told us that so someone in France said no that’s about the sort of terrain that you’re looking for.” says Lacey.

“ what were you guys looking for?” says a British historian.

“ I think we were looking for fertile land that was soft and hilly and what else got alcohol, gentle or nice Lacey soulmates her twin flame is Bob Billings and he’s quite gentle even though he’s harsh when he wants to be and that’s kind of what we were looking for something nice something soft like moss and sheep stuff like that misty air butts you know not not something doll and Sissy you know some thing with some rocks and stuff like that as stupid as that sounds. I am in a caves ocean rocks. She had a rock collection when she was a little girl if there’s reincarnations, she likes rocks, she she likes rocks that sounds stupid as a people but no, she really likes rocks.” says dead warrior.

“Michael that’s an interesting choice.” says someone.

“Yes, if there’s reincarnations, I may have chosen an aphrodisiac name will say.” says Michael.

“ Michael if that’s you I think that’s very charming.” says a living very wealthy man.

“ speaking of which Lacey darling how do you live with that amount of money?” says a very wealthy woman.

“ it varies. There are times when it’s very difficult. It’s like sitting in a room counting an endless amount of pennies. It’s if there’s reincarnational, I know other wealth and I know otherwise it is it’s like counting an endless amount of pennies. It’s it’s it’s it’s it’s Odyssey materials it’s tedious, meticulous to the point of of suffering. That’s to be honest that’s the the downside is that you end up counting things over and over and over and over and over again. And not in a Jewish way, it’s more mindnumbing. The upside is that it’s really not all that different I can go where I want. I have nice things there’s a sort of fresh air you know like Jasmine French describes that tall ceilings in her house and she says how can anyone breathe with you know short ceilings, that sort of mental freedom is very much there still an allowed to wealth at the Nash I was half that that is very much still there. It’s the counting that gets to be a bit much.” says Lacey.

“ if there is reincarnation, be careful don’t come back don’t want someone taking advantage of your sweetness.” says Lucretia.

“ did I manifest on this blog?” says Barbara.

“ yes you did you just like something on my Instagram account.” says Lem.

“ your mother can’t talk to you Barbara we’re not psychic mediums.” says Mrs. Banks.

“So if my family had billions, none of us would be as poor as the Kennedys are, unfortunately for them.” says Mark Nesheim.

“So we have about $50 million left in the whole family including Jack Schlossberg.” says Joe Kennedy II.

“Ahh…and we would have about ahh…$200 billion.” says Mark Nesheim.

“what is the most your family has ever had?!?” says Prince Andrew.

“$200 million.” says a dead Norwegian silversmith.

“And that’s not including the oil?” says Princess Beatrice.

“Correct.” says the Norwegian silversmith.

“ we’ve never been as prestigious in the upper class as the Kennedys in a way, but in a way they were never as prestigious as us and we do have trillions in oil.” says a dead Nesheim.

“then why didn’t you send Lacey to Harvard?!?” says a Sarah.

“ because we don’t think Harvard is that big of a deal. We’re impressed by it but we’re also very suspicious of it.” says Mark Nesheim.

“ because it seems like a con job?” says Harvard.

“ yes it seems like you all tend to think extremely highly highly of yourselves in a way that to us as prestigious silversmiths from Norway from the 1700s feels a little not to be offensive but sort of like a Jewish con job.” says a dead Norwegian silversmith.

“ what’s a Jewish con job?” asks Harvard.

“ how old is stereotypical cheesy, lay it on thick, small sea, cheap as heck attempt to seem super flashy and sexy.” says a dead Norwegian silversmith in Lacey’s family.

“Do we seem like sexy Jewish whores to you?” says Harvard.

“ this is not Lacey. She actually comes from family and you people have never respected that and it’s pathetic. And Lem was straight. Sorry kiddo!

Yes, yes, you seem like a bunch of blonde blue eyed Jews in a brothel in Stockholm, who keep blinking at me.” he says.

“ we’re just trying to get money.” says Harvard.

“ I know that I am married and as pretty as you are I need to go home and eat.” he says.

Harvard sighs.

“ you know honestly, are you in love with me what the hell?” he says.

Harvard thinks.

“ do we seem like we’re in love with you?” they ask.

“ a little.” he says.

“ and then obviously, that’s not his business sweetie and it scares him.” says his wife.

“ are you trying to escape?” says Palestine.

Harvard runs away.

The dead Norwegian silversmith nods his head in understanding.

“ I think she is trying to escape.” he says.

“ you guys with all the children in the US were hostages this totally tracks. This makes complete sense.” says a witch.

“ my family would’ve made a lot of money investing. We would’ve reinvested our money.” says Mark Nesheim.

“$200 million is impressive.” says Erin.

“ to us it’s stable.” says a dead Norwegian man in Lacey’s family.

“ like this sort of stable

“ is that the same house?” asks Prince Andrew.

“ yes.” says Gunhild. “ do you need us to share the video that my grandson took this last summer on Instagram or can you let us have our privacy?”

Helena nods.

“Gunhild what would that do?” asks Andrew.

“ I don’t know we don’t know why you need it.” says Gunhild.

Queen Elizabeth I nods.

“ is it impressive is it impressive tour with sterling silver and rose mauling and 1700s beds and furniture perfect painting, immaculate lawns historic sheds from the 1700s that should be in a museum with there in Norway Rollinghills a mountain in the back and a fjord and people talking like it’s no big deal like they’re in a PBS special?” says Dan Levy.

“ yes!” says Gunhild.

“ do you know I get it you guys are upper class and your old money and that’s really all it is.” says the BBC.

Lacey and Gunhild nod.

“ oh, I think America is too new money to appreciate the beauty of rose mauling.” says Anderson Cooper.

Lacey looks livid.

Anderson Cooper laughs.

“ it’s upper class, but we’re not as showy is some Scandinavian aristocrats. We have a farm and we have privacy. You can shoot, but it’s not going to be is grand and impressive as I am certain people.” says Lacey, very stoically.

“ like Daisy!” says a reader.

“ if there’s rain carnation, I was thinking more other cousins like the Earl of Westmoreland‘s wife she was Christine if I’m her cousin, she was a pristine woman. I might be more like her than I realized but but but she was unflappable and I am I feel the need to explain my family at this point, because one of my cousins was a mistress to King Edward. We’re not whores. They had sucks because they were love and attracted to each other. Do people understand that or is that mysterious beyond belief to all of you?” says Lacey.

A dead German man who lived near Red Wing, Minnesota laughs.

“ no I’ve been completely serious they had great sex. They were madly in love you know it’s like getting your period it’s like pooping. It’s like getting a cold it’s like getting the measles. It’s like him having to clean your face off it’s just life it’s just life in a fallen world.” says Lacey.

“ you’re making a medical!?!” says Iran.

“ well, no fucking shit you child what do you have a dick that works or do you just imagine that you’re having sex with actual children?!?” bites Lacey.

“no, I hear you.” says Iran.

“ it really is just medicine and science and we romanticized it in the romantic period and made it something really great that it is but I think it confused people because on a certain level it really is science.” says Lacey.

“oh crap so the romantic period meant something?” says a very wealthy woman.

“ yes, some of the best music to ever have been written in the entire world is from the romantic. Some of the best fashion, some of the best architecture some of the most beautiful paintings I’ve ever been created are from the romantic. It was a beautiful time in world history it’s not worthless crap.” says God.

“ oh, I think we have the same understanding.” says the better part of Islam.

“ right so then what’s the problem?” says Lacey.

“ you’re supposed to be holy Lacey!” says Iran on behalf of Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ you know I think you’re missing my point what I’m talking about medicine. I think you’re missing my point.” says Lacey.

“ what do you mean Lacey?” they say.

“ well now you’re getting it now I can sense in my spirit that you’re getting it.” says Lacey. “ um, my cousin was standing in a room. Perfect as can be very holy perfectly Christian, perfectly holy really, and the king saw her and him and his wife were having a terrible time. And he didn’t have concubines, my dear. He had one wife. So when he had sexual needs as a man that he needed to meet a became a medical problem for him. Not the tensions of Jack Kennedy, but actual sexual frustrations that are documented that are scientific that aren’t just bullshit the Jack read 1934 and life magazine, and then turned into a sexual orientation and his narcissistic delusion actual science. So he saw her and thought oh this one seems about right as a man and he picked her up, snatched her and ran off of her essentially and she was helpless. There’s nothing she could do as a woman right that’s our species so he was a strong story male human specie, and he found a female, who is of his choosing that’s how our species works He picked her up picture or possibly even literally ran off with her. She couldn’t do anything because women believe it or not actually our help us at times, physically did you know that?” says Lacey to Iran.

“Yes.” says Iran.

“ right so he picked her up and ran off with her and there wasn’t much she could do because he was the king and I think she was rather flustered and there just wasn’t much she could do. I think she was she supposed to scream rape in your estimation, that wasn’t a good idea he was the king. and so all she could do was just go along with it, and her best estimation so to speak and then they had sex, and they handled it by innocence, becoming husband and wife in the eyes of God, but it was never officially recognized, but that was essentially what they became was just a couple, but it was never officially recognized for lots of reasons and you don’t frankly I don’t think we’re the stupid I’m not gonna get into a long, dancing argument with you about Christianity versus is long when it comes to sex and marriage I’m not gonna get into some long drawn out battle about what marriages are the eyes of God I’m gonna hope that you understand but I’m explaining that it wasn’t necessarily unholy she just if I was even there if there’s even reincarnation, this is what I suspect maybe regardless, but I think she just tell him with him and maybe they saw her flirt with him maybe she was unholy and out and away but if I am her cousin, and if you have not, but if I am, I would bet that the origins of the whole thing may have been somewhat on romantic in a sense, but not and rather medical.” says Lacey.

“ what was that like for your family?” they say.

“ it was hard on us. Actually if there’s reincarnation, it was some thing that we didn’t like at all we loved her very very much, but it was embarrassing, because we were very noble family him, and it seems sort of tawdry and risqué and cheap and evil but we loved her and we did our best to sort of watch her back so to speak and take care of her, but I have a feeling it was a source of some frustration for both of the king and for us as well.” says Lacey.

“ so if there is reincarnation, what did you think as her cousin?” says Iran.

“ hi I was mad at her I was bad it was like what are you doing? You know we don’t do things like that but I do think that I also might’ve felt slightly jealous or left behind because it was it was terrible, but she also was in the company very heavy. We were very elite family, but there were people who were may be a little, a little wealthier than us, and him were very fashionable sort of the fast crowd and I might have felt kind of I might have felt sort of shameful of the fact that I wasn’t quite that exciting.” says Lacey.

“ were you insecure about that at all?” says Hollywood.

“ not really.” says Lacey.

“ so did you shun her!?” says Iran.

“ not like a German and in Pennsylvania but but no there was some shining but it was very quiet because we loved her very much and there was absolutely nothing about it that was meant to be hurtful. It was just you know I mean, maybe it was meant to be hurtful, but it was probably more just that she was wild. You know she was at Gatsbys parties riding around in the back of a convertible Cadillac dancing drunk with champagne and we were like a little scandalized, but not that way it was just it was like you know did you hear what she’s up to sort of a thing and we were proud that she caught his eye. That was impressive and the fact that she caught his eye and we were you know impressed by that, but then there was there was a thing as we were an old family and Great Britain is an old country so that there were some questions.

Like what happened in 1754 or what happened in 1625 or what happened in 1573!? Because in all those yours, Philip was in a quite convinced that Andrea was just his friend. And Meredith was absolutely certain that Ethelred and her were just buddies. and Malcolm was absolutely angry that anyone would insinuate that he made a pass at his cousin my great great uncle. because she was proof that their bloodline found our bloodline sexually arousing. And it’s like oh what is it about her that finds us attractive or other way around excuse me and then it’s like are you kidding me? What have you been thinking this whole time this is embarrassing and weird and scary.

Big because no, you don’t Mary the aristocracy necessarily at that point and yet it’s like you know we could topple over the crown if we wanted to and slice everyone’s head often take over the whole country ourselves if you gave us about 50 years cause family said that you know who was the family in charge of the whole country. There was this family and the family and you know they all kind of the musical chairs militarily speaking for hundreds of years. So our family might’ve thought well shit what do you want Edward for us to get out of boom box, some swords and start playing musical chairs? Because it’s like what the fuck are the fuck are you doing insulting our family by trying to fuck us!? But then you try to look the other way because you think was shitty. They shut that bitch took over the country, so we sure as fuck better be quiet when he takes us upstairs and tries to have sex with us because if we don’t do that, some other family might split our throats And then it’s just a lot of people on the floor who are all dead. Too many musical chair routines and so then that’s where you kind of calm the fuck down and say well all right kiddo I guess that’s your boyfriend but you’re awfully noisy when you drive by in your Cadillac with your bitch crew.” says Lacey. “ but but but then yes, but then there was it was very complex because then it wasn’t just about that. It was also that she was you know running around in absinthe circles with emeralds and Astors and you know wearing for us and dabbling in champagne and you know it was. It was just an feathers and such I was like you know I could probably get some of those meant notice me too, if I were feathers everywhere, but um, I don’t do such things.”

“ she probably could have.” says Kelly Berglund.

“ I was beautiful I think I was probably as beautiful as her and I look like them now, but frankly better looking than all of them but I still look like them if there’s reincarnations I just look like a perfect version of them and it’s a little weird.” says Lacey.

“ hey so we’re you jealous of her?” says Kelly.

“ you know I was a little yes I think I was a little. I didn’t know right I didn’t hate her, but I was jealous. Yes, her lifestyle was very different than mine. I was a little jealous if there’s reincarnation yes I was experience jealousy with her, but I I didn’t hate her at the end of the day she was my cousin if there’s reincarnation, I loved her very much.” says Lacey.

“ or did she know me?” says Casi.

“ she met you a few times if there’s reincarnation Casi yes she met you a few times you were very popular you were gadfly you were from a lower class than her and Lacey as well but yes, she would have met you a few types of parties you would’ve been high on cocaine potentially, and she would’ve been standing there, flirting with the king and then he would’ve left with her and you would’ve been left high and probably playing a musical instrument with a bunch of very fancy looking men will say.” says a man.

“ so you probably talk to her for like a half an hour at most.” says a woman to Casi.

“ casi, were you obsessed with that woman?” says the CIA.

Nancy nods emphatically.

“ I might’ve been I might’ve been obsessed with her. I might’ve been envious of her.” admits Casi.

“ she was extremely beautiful and it was hard to get her likeness on on camera or on canvas as well. She was extremely beautiful and it’s possible that you are a freak and your violent Casi, or it’s possible that you just were sort of white miffed that she was better looking than you???” says Lacey.

“ why is she better looking than me?” says Casi.

“ oh, there comes your obsession with dark hair and blue eyes. You have been obsessed with that. I’ve noticed that you’ve said that that there’s nothing as beautiful as dark hair and blue eyes you used to dye your hair Casi to look like that. I wonder if that’s what it is I wonder if you’re not sure if she is or not to this day you probably didn’t see much of her face you might not have been sober you may not know. I’m not her I look like her. I’m her cousin I’m her first cousin actually might be better looking than her but I’m her first cousin?” says Lacey shrugging.

“ your people are more elite than us.” says Casi.

“ yes, we were no fucking shitty shit shit shit shit.” says Lacey.

“ I was not born into that sort of family.” says Casi.

“ were they using my family to try to control you and make you lose confidence?” says Lacey.

“ who?” says Casi.

“ the French and some Italians maybe some very evil Italians or maybe they’re not that evil, but some Italians and some French people.” says Lacey.

“ so she’s just better looking than me and they’re trying to play head games with me?” says Casi.

“ I would suspect if there’s reincarnation and all things are holding steady yes they’re just trying to play head games with you Casi to make you lose confidence so you stop being yourself around Napoleon.” says Lacey.

“ yeah, I might’ve lacked confidence in that situation.” says Casi.

“ yeah you might have you probably wouldn’t anymore but you might have.” says Lacey.

“ Lacey sweetie has never been in a situation like that because she’s not as poor as you and never has been.” says the CIA.

“ oh yes, and then that’s where women like that get evil and start getting into pedophilia potentially because they can’t handle the fact that they’re whores or that they were or that something happened that was innocent, and instead of being humble about it and having decency they use any tiny little advantage that they have to attack people like me like finding a broken glass bottle and a sewer somewhere and then using it as a weapon. It’s disgusting because that could’ve been a bottle of water for a poor person and then you took it turned it into a weapon and made it evil. That’s disgusting.” says Lacey.