“Casi Gets a Lesson”

“So you want to be upper class Old Money?” says Lem to Casi.

“YES!!” yells her mother.

Casi looks very unsure.

Later.

“Alright so the first thing you gotta realize sweetie is that I am not imitating them. I am them. But I am a very unusual person and so you shouldn’t use me as a guide. I am not a typical person.” says Lacey. “Imitating me was one of the stupidest things you and Nancy have possibly ever done. Because I am imitating myself, and I am real and you’ve totally pissed me off because you’re not real and you’re insulting me. I’m not a liar, I’m an eccentric.

But you the first thing you, Nancy need to realize is that your fucking dirt poor relatively speaking that’s just who you are. You’re both from the lower class for real that’s your identity in reality. Put yourself in that reality. Just get ‘grounded’ sweeties, get back into reality, put yourself back in the driver seat of your own life in your own identity in a real way.

And then once you’ve done that if you can even do that, because I’m not sure you people really are strong enough or tough enough to do that. I think maybe you’re wimps and you’re lazy and you’re lying about it. And you’d rather live in a delusional bubble and destroy the world than actually do something good for yourself.

But if you could actually get yourself into that mindset, but that’s really who you are an overweight person from north Philadelphia or wherever the hell it is that Nancy’s from from a poor family, poor white, poor Hispanic family, and that you are actually from a poor white family in the south who barely had enough land to survive off of. And that your mother’s idea of wealth is a $700 diamond ring that she got from an ex-husband. You guys have probably both lived off food stamps at some point and Nancy’s pretension that she was upper middle class growing up is repulsive. OK but then what you don’t seem to fucking understand sweethearts and I always did is that that’s just who you are. So that’s just who you are. That’s just who you are. That’s it, that does define you but that’s also who you are. OK, so know that you are a person who is real: You can do stuff with it. Because you have actual materials to work with you’re not living in the delulu land high as a kite, imitating other people, you’re actually yourself which gives you material, it gives you clay metaphorically speaking, it gives you something to actually shape into whatever you want it to be.

OK, so then let’s work on that! Let’s both live in reality, meaning both of you.

Nancy knows what I’m about to tell you and she mastered it but then she got tired and started getting lazy potentially. You need to lose weight yeah Casi you need to lose like 100 pounds to 150 pounds you’re overweight it’s like 100 to 150 pounds depending on what your way right now cute you wouldn’t need to keep Photoshop in your pictures the way that you do obsessively if you just lose about 100 to 150 pounds Casi. Or there are other people like Casey who exercise every day and they’re still overweight, but their body gets exercise and somehow it shows up so their skin looks healthier. Their hair looks healthier. Their bodies might even be healthier even though they’re overweight because they’re exercising. So there are some people like Casi who are just heavier and maybe they should be or maybe they should be but that’s what they are and they exercise like she works at like a upper class sort of exercise facility him and his she used to work at the St. Paul The University club, but then they close that and so now she’s working somewhere else, and they’ve had to protect her identity because people are obsessive. But she does her identity that’s fake is that she works at a lifetime fitness I think it is but that’s all that is not actually him that’s not actually her real identity. Her real identity is actually something else but it’s pretty close to that, so she is sort of like a witness protection program and dumb Yeah she’s dumb. She’s actually working at a exercise facility that’s like lifetime fitness but it’s more upper class but you see pictures of her arm doing things that are real and very athletic. She’s a very athletic person in her own way and she’s overweight.

See you could do that. Actually, Nancy could even do that if she really wanted to if it’s too hard for her to keep the weight off because she’s sick of it she could gain back a little weight but then she’d have to really exercise and stay healthy. Know she’d have to run or she’d have to do something probably should have to join some sort of health club and exercise every day lift weights appropriately and safely because lifting weights can actually be very hard on a persons body believe it or not it’s it’s helpful but it’s also stressful so um shit she’d have to be careful not to raise her cortisol levels too high or she might get cancer back. I don’t know. Lacey didn’t do that to Nancy Nancy as a factor mentality believe it or not or it seems like she does and she wants to think that her own choices don’t make a difference. So if she wanted to though she could gain back like 50 to 60 pounds and still be healthy because it’s possible that that’s what her bodies were naturally supposed to look like just a little heavier and him but that but that’s the thing so that’s she could tweak things a little with her weight you could do that you could do that you could exercise like Casey you could exercise And still be somewhat heavy Casi but you could also lose weight like Nancy did you just have to be mindful about it but you need to work on your body if you want to really be socially better than you are you need to lose a little weight or you need to start exercising regularly because the poor persons body is not as fortunate genetically or environmentally as a wealthy persons body so as an adult not as a child but as an adult if you’re able to you probably have to work on your physical state of well-being. If you came from a poor family, you need to eat well you need to exercise because that will enable you genuinely socially mobilize upward.

Oh, so that’s the first thing.

Hey right now Nancy is freaking out because she’s realizing that Lacey is way out of her league socioeconomically and with her victim mentality she can’t handle it. The Kennedys have a victim mentality as well.

So if you could master that Casi you would look so much better and actually Nancy might too if she gained a little weight and start exercising more so so you don’t need to know more about Casey just know that she’s British and that her father-in-law was a wealthy dentist. So so you guys could copy Casey because she has a build more like you’re out I will I’ll lacy I’m sexier and skinnier than you, but Casey manages to make her overweight frame appealing to her husband and potentially other people as well. I am not included in that, but there could be many people who find her very appealing these days because she’s put a lot of effort into her health Who are adults obviously. So no it isn’t. I’m sorry it isn’t as sexy as the skinny body but we’re living in reality and you can actually make it look pretty dang good if you exercise just love yourself and realize this is just so you are temporarily OK it’s a fallen world just work it on. It have fun with it and in all reality no Lacey will not experience what it’s like to be as heavy as Casey and be healthy because that’s just not who she is. She is sexier but she also doesn’t have that experience because that’s not who she is that’s OK she is so maybe that would make you feel a little better to realize that not everyone everyone will have your knowledge base in your experience.

But you aren’t supposed to use that for evil you’re supposed to just enjoy being alive.

Right now Casi is obsessed with cold water swimming in a very elite way and she can do that because she’s heavier so she can jump into cold water and be cool and trendy and Nordic because she’s heavier and she has some fat on her to be blunt so she can stay warm. Lacey Hass to be very careful because if she was near cold water, it would be a awful experience because she has some fat daughter, but not as much as Casey Know there are some people who do that, but it is easier if you’re a little heavier at least at first.

But then that’s where you have to not be jealous of her and other overweight children because that’s I guess that’s what they have see you know you’re jealous of fat people because they can be elite and swim in cold water. You guys are pathetic.

OK, but let’s keep trying. Let’s not hurt fat kids because we’re mad that they can go in cold water and be elite.

There are other friends of the of Lacey‘s who are like Casey, but they did married to wealthy families.

But we’re not gonna focus on that right now she’s a woman. Her friends are likely like her slightly and if you didn’t marry into wealthy family, I guess you’re out of luck.

So you could imitate Casey though if you’re overweight already, you could just imitate Casey like yeah you don’t have to be super sexy like Lacey you could just be sexy like Casey and eat and just exercise. Yes Casey is a intense exerciser and it’s actually really fun and you can’t overdo it. You have to do it in a healthy way like an actual elite person. overdoing the exercise is either side of mental health issues or it’s that you’re probably too poor frankly to understand how to do it correctly were you just haven’t been loved and taken care of basically, it’s a sign that you don’t know what you’re doing so there are some people who don’t really understand how to do it who are from a lower class is the reason and that’s not Casey so you need to be diligent about it but not obsessive she’s not obsessive she’s healthy. Which takes discipline and that’s where God if you people are just lazy and weak. That’s your problem. Unfortunately that’s what America decided.

So, but if you could master it where it’s like you work out, you exercise, then you have pizza and beer and ice cream and you eat gummy bears and you just have fun then yeah if you also exercise at least every day and every other day for half an hour to an hour And then you’re good and if you have a hard time doing that then OK then that’s a problem for you but if there’s any even a living room that you could be in and he’s are the problems with being actually poor Casi and this is why you should imitate people You could just be poor but you don’t want to do that so we’re trying to help you and Nancy because you’re so desperately obsessively aspirational.

So if you could just exercise Casi and Nancy in a living room and a safe place that when it’s too hot to drink enough water, that’s safe water yeah you just might need to exercise more.

And then this is the tough part for some people people you’re going to not want to drink as much or have drugs in your life so less alcohol, even if you drink beer occasionally but no more crowd of Casi no more Vicodin Casi oh, and same thing with Nancy whatever she’s ever used, you can’t use drugs There are people who try that but it’s not a thing really and there are some people who smoke pot but that is hard on your lungs right now Helena Bonham Carter is struggling because she smokes so much our whole life and she still weeds but it’s very hard on her body to have done what she did to it and you guys being poor will just stay in your poverty if you smoke or use kratom or drink too much or stuff like that.

OK so and then we had to deal with other addictions, Casi if you still have an addiction to perfume, you need to be careful with that because you don’t have Lacey‘s money or even my money or possibly even Nancy’s money you don’t have an expendable amount of money Even if her husband just makes 120,000 year they have one kid had a lot of debt but they just had one kid and still living in Las Vegas where they do they can afford probably or will be able to afford if they don’t overdo their budget all the time to buy five or six bottles of expensive cream and that’s all she could probably afford but Nancy if she didn’t overspend which she does to try to see bridge which is stupid because it doesn’t convince people who are actually wealthy and it’s just weird and it’s an up excessive But if she just enjoyed herself and actually put thought into it, she was buying in a real way not to imitate Lacey which she did even with her Tom Ford perfume add her Tory Burch perfume if she even bought that but she needs to actually investigate what she really likes for herself. Lacey suspects that Nancy was not wrong about Tom Ford but that is probably the wrong. Tom Ford Nancy would probably be best wearing something like fucking fabulous or loss, cherry, or even bitter peach. Especially loss cherry with her, Hispanic background last cherry would probably be a good choice for her. And then that’s where Lacey and Nancy have something in common but they’re not in the same class. Hoping brown eyed add pretty even a Laceyz far prettier than Nancy Cherry perfumes, and Louis Vuitton‘s look good on them, but they’re not in the same class. But then that’s where Nancy is not wrong about her Louis Vuitton or her but art or Tom Ford but she just had the wrong the wrong one she could wear the coconut perfume but it’s a little silly because she actually is Hispanic at her German ancestry is poor as fuck. So it’s just kind of weird so she needed to wear maybe bitter peach if she wanted to tap in to her German ancestry or even some thing by Louis Vuitton or Chanel yeah cat Nancy could of orange Chanel because white people love each other right? Are you a white supremacist Nancy or what the fuck are you doing? There’s a problem, Nancy if you want to be a white German supremacist and hate your your mothers family you could do that then you’d have to actually do that. If you’re actually from Spain, you’re somewhere mostly white but you’re not as white as a German. If you’re from Mexico, fuck you, we don’t want you is what they would say if they were being honest and not desperate to get Hispanic men who would shoot guns in their camp.

So Nancy that’s where Selena’s or white white white coconut sack sprayed it was a weird perfume for you to wear because you started referencing your poor German ancestry and then it’s like what did you get drunk? Why the fuck are you wearing coconuts? You’re also Hispanic. You can’t get rid of your Hispanic heritage sweetie from your mother by making fun of it in a stupid ass way. Because they’re poor as fuck. You’re not a rich, white ditz like Lacey your ancestors were white sweetie aren’t that ditzy they’re just poor as fuck. So you need to wear something like last cherry or better fucking peach, hello.

I mean, do you not want to have sex with your husband anymore? Do you not want to wear it? Do you not wanna wear time for it because you’re in love with F Scott Fitzgerald seriously dancing wonder if you started rejecting your husband because you were trying to hook up with Scott Fitzgerald, but I don’t think so Nancy I think you should just sleep with your husband sweetie. I mean that’s your choice but I’m not sure he even fines Salinas you’re still a blogger whatever was the Tom Ford made? I’m not sure he even find that funny and witty I’m not even sure he’s a white supremacist sweetie. I think you read stuff and you’re not an intellectual like Lacey and you don’t understand what you’re reading something that’s where you probably should not be wearing a white supremacist perfume to impress F Scott Fitzgerald. What do you think you’re too sexy if you wore lost Jerry he might he might be overwhelmed, but you know Neroly Portofino is not your thing either sweetie that’s pretentious bullshit for you. Yeah but the nurse Bryn Seay hast to grow up Tom Ford lost. Jerry is more her perfume than Laceyz the least you can still wear it because Lacey’s in the upper class and it’s expensive perfume. The thing is Anansi. You can wear it to see you so that works you could wear it too.

What actually is your perfume that Lacey should be wearing? Well, I think she’s trying to sort that out possibly out of the kindness of her heart you know Casi, those candle stores, those Mexican, candle stores she doesn’t patronize, even though she like to because they’re mostly for poor people even though they’re not at the same time and then they have to respect the right that she gets to blow them up because she’s better than them if she fucking wants to.

But if they buy their own fucking business, and admit that they’re white Trailor trash, whores from Mexico compared to her and realize that she’s not gonna be fooled by they’re both the foolery because she knows they’re not that rich just because they’re Hispanic their presence they’re just dark skin peasants that’s all that they are for the most part kind of like the Indian to come here and pretend to be rich to you, shut her family and Kamala Harris there is possible that there are some wealth and their families but it’s pretty dicey. It’s not like Lacey’s family at all. There could be some welding, Cabelas family, but Lacey has real health. Camilla not speak fucking wealth, like a pretentious bitch. Yes, Tim Paul’s resent the fact that you drove them into nothing because you couldn’t admit that your family is pretentious back in India I think and use his family is somewhat poor. But no, unfortunately a lot of Indians do that and actually they’re better off in the Hispanics but it’s a thing that unfortunately darker skinned people started doing to white people in America. I don’t know if they think and Asians do it too. I don’t know if they think white people are stupid gullible fools or pot that they do that Lacey‘s family is white hour and that’s kind of annoying to them that they have to be the people to say all of this.

So anyway, Nancy just Waretown fucking for lost cherry you know it smells really good and really sexy on you and your husband will probably want to have sex with you and you’re gonna have to deal with that.

But what actually is her perfume though that Lacey doesn’t want to get involved with because it’s something that they get to have for themselves as long as they don’t start trying to take over the country from their shack with like violent witchcraft that’s delusional well I mean it’s probably not stupid stuff. Those candles at Mexican candle stores are actually really nice. They might even be someone middle class so

I am I don’t know maybe they’re becoming more middle-class in America or something and so the purse the perfume and the candle or the cleaner the scent of the candle actually rather it’s not perfume. The scent in the candle is probably pretty good that there was there’s a cherry candle that Lacey found at the Mexican candle store had a really cool really cool like Mexican clay Pots and she thought oh that would look so cool on the piano. All lit up will be so cozy and I know the house would smell so good because she thought I don’t think I can do this because that’s their thing it’s not mine and being British, and respecting that that’s their cool established in a way Chill nice it’s just nice little pub as long as they’re not in some weird uprising she’s like that’s their thing as long as they’re not being evil as long as they’re not an uprising, that’s her thing.

Yes, that is her being legal about stuff they get to have their own cultural like headspace in a good way.

So I’m no and that that’s where they have to respect her and say thanks so much for not you know bothering us because you’re not bothering us but you’re right we do need to have our own space just like you and we might give you a gift of some thing like that and then they might get a gift from her and if they could even be friends, maybe they can’t but I’d be nice if they be able to but him And there are churches that are mixed in Minnesota with Hispanic Catholics and white Catholics like Lacey so she’s not completely Catholic but she’s somewhat Catholic and for the most part because they’re the same faith at least to some degree they can get along and then that’s where some Hispanics get a little concerned about those candle shop owners cause I think Why aren’t you letting me worship with another Catholic?

Oh it’s like you’re not gonna let her take mass and go to confession no she’s fine she’s trying to worship Christ anyway gods not that week but what the heck are you doing? That seems like a criminal activity and then they’re not interested in partaking with your criminal activity that you’re bringing up from Mexico. Just because you’re Mexican and so are they doesn’t mean they want to get involved with your criminal activity so it’s like just let her worship Christ you know no we’re in America we’re not a Mexico anymore, so why are you even here just go back down to Mexico and settle your beef with whoever you’re actually angry at but you can’t do it here because we’re in America. If you’re mentally ill, they might say to some people I thought you had to file her with communion. That’s not a thing. And that could be worse the end of the world because why can’t you people just worship God in the same freaking church at all?

Do you know that that’s probably the real faith, so why are you making such a weird thing out of it? I tried to send her and me to hell they might say?

That’s insane and profoundly evil it’s insane because of you think you’re not going to hell even though you’re trying to send other people there!?

So that’s where it’s like this identity politics thing it’s helpful but it’s also a problem because I can’t defend you if you’re involved in criminal activity yeah waiting to see if you’re going to ask her for help?

I know we came up here the legal way it took time. It was exhausting, but we made it as what some people might say who she would like to go to church with. And so no, you know she might like to go go to mass, but then she said that if his companion, but there is parts of Catholicism where she’s trying to see it from our perspective as a Christian, and she’d like to try mess as Episcopalian looking for a church and Then you’ve got you know the crazy actually illegal activity that I don’t wanna have anything to do with going on. Yeah I think that’s what Nancy needed to realize that she was poor not rich like Lacey, and that she can’t imitate rich, white people, or even rich, Hispanic people if she’s actually from a poor Hispanic family because it screwed things up spiritually possibly for you and for me because even if I was poor, it’s possible my family was capable of doing better than her family and your family overtime And then you guys have to admit that that we’re beating you in America we’re doing better than you.

And why is that hard for you to handle? I don’t know maybe your cultures like that but then that’s where it’s like just for it for Nancy just be poor and for you to just be poor and not like stupid poor just enjoy your Mexican candles. I have some too just enjoy them Like why are you trying to turn his white or something like just let me buy my candles and let her admire them. You’re not her you might not even be me and then if you can’t do that you guys are a problem because you’re just obsessed with social class in a way that she’s actually not.

So she’s willing to go there without more than love was I think Lem’s could’ve probably strangle Jack when Jack was trying to force himself on him but love was it like that Lacey is Lacey goes there Lacey goes there that’s why she’s eating Robin and enjoying it because she goes there OK so him and that’s not something that needs to worry about.

OK so she admires your candle have a problem with it but it smells really good. It looks pretty too. It’s awfully cozy. Can you appreciate the way she can I know you can’t so they just enjoy your freaking candle that she can’t enjoy and feel wet I don’t know fortunate? Yeah, and then you have to start feeling sorry for yourself a little bit because maybe you do have something that’s real like a cherry scented really pretty cozy candle that she doesn’t feel comfortable buying because it’s yours that doesn’t mean you get Lyme that doesn’t mean you get anything from her that’s hers you just get to keep what you fucking have.

And then you have to realize that you’re not bigger than her and better than her morally either and those communist assholes. Have you confused potentially, she might be more communist than you, and so then yeah you’ve got a really cool yes cherry Cola even candle, and she thinks all I wish I could have that, but no, she can’t, because that’s your thing maybe in heaven she can or if you gave it to her as a gift but that would be a pretty dangerous gift to give her but but but know if you get to have something she actually wants and then you you can’t feel sorry for yourself anymore completely but that’s actually a good thing so at least it was in America.

No, there’s no way you kind of pulled yourself up by your own bootstraps with just really cool candles. You caught her eyes and she thought but I don’t think I can have that so that’s fine OK so what is the Perfume equivalent of that I don’t know.

It may be Demeter. Arms it’s possible that Nancy can wear Demeter better than Lacey. But then that seems too poor so it’s like what the heck couldn’t even believe she doesn’t even know Nancy there could be actual, Hispanic perfumes that are sold in like Mexican candle shops that she wouldn’t be able to even get access to. And if you’d really played your cards right and it’s evil, but God empathize with our human pain and that’s where we have to go to confession and be real with him but then ask for his help at his mercy so if you’d been smart you would’ve tried to play it and that’s what people used to do in the past you would’ve played your card, smart or you would’ve just been fine I’m gonna let it go she’s in a better class than me. But if you’d then you could’ve thought you know what I don’t know what she doesn’t have me she’s not me. And I swear you have to love yourself that whole thing came from partially because people realize that this is actually kind of just how it functionally works. So that’s this was in the 90s and people knew this and I don’t know what happened to it maybe the millennials never quite comprehend it so maybe Jack did it I’m not sure he actually might have so then you go to a Mexican candle shop, not as her sweetie as yourself And you bye a Mexican perfume if that’s a real Hermès Birkin you take your Birkin with you to the Mexican candle shop and you take pictures with them. If it’s not real they would make it seem cool OK? Yeah you take your birth control Mexican candle shop or your Kelly and then you buy perfume there if they have some and I have a feeling they probably do or they have like body oils. Don’t think she doesn’t know that that’s cool they have like scented body oils. Yeah, she knows that’s that. She knows that stuffs good And then you wear that and you smell like a lollipop with your Kelly bag I know you’re not as pretty as her but do you have a husband who’s alive if you go on a date with him sweetie not with F Scott Fitzgerald in a graveyard, seriously, you put you put maybe some cherry scented body oil on you from Mexican candle shop that come out that’s good oil it’s like a hobo oil mix with like a cherry scented something. Yeah you get out of your popped starch, white shirt, shirt do you know if I don’t shirt how do you put on something that’s actually sexy that something little white woman would wear to be sexy. At least I can be sexy too but um, there is something to be said for the sex appeal of Hispanic women. Um, I know Lacey can be sexy too, but you know he could’ve worn a mid drift and it’s very traditional but you could’ve worn something like a mid drift sort of that showed off your belly it was also do you know like strapless do you have great boobs and then yeah, maybe a short skirt with her heels and then going out on a date with your husband and she would’ve thought wow Nancy’s really impressive in a real way.” says a nice Hispanic Catholic man.

“ oh, so that actually was Lacey but then it became a Hispanic man and we’re just gonna let it go because it’s exhausting to try to keep up with everything and I’m gonna have to go back to the Lacey talking him but I think he was right.” says Lacey. “ it’s still sinful. You still have issues of pride Nancy because even if she’s better than you it’s kind of like anything you have that she doesn’t have you’re trying to use to hurt her and I know she has more sweetie but she doesn’t have you and so it’s like why can’t you just enjoy being yourself white why are you using what you have is yourself and her brilliance and empathy and fascinated by it with life why are you using her intelligence and empathy against her well that’s your problem Nancy because you’re prideful and you’re jealous of her but I think a good portion of it might actually be pride you’re very proud of yourself Nancy you’re way too proud of yourself possibly at times and so it’s like you just just can you be proud of yourself a little bit more you know are in a more Christian way where it’s like. Yeah I am really some thing is Nancy, the poor Hispanic woman but I’m obviously not the only cool looking Hispanic woman and it’s possible that someone like Lacey is just as sexy as me really it’s just different and I am that’s where maybe you have a mental health issue Casi is Nancy and you’re a little bit of a narcissist to your own demise because you’ve gotta learn how to just appreciate being yourself without making a violent against somebody else or yourself like just try to enjoy being yourself.

So um yeah what perfume could she wear? Probably something from a Mexican candle store or possibly something from some small bodega that’s not shady and a really cool ethnic area of California um, yeah or a New York there’s probably some really cool ethnic store so to speak that is filled with treasures and you’d be able to wear that with your skin chemistry dancy it would probably smell really good on you It might be a Rose It might be a rose but somehow, Nancy I feel like that’s you still trying to be like her And your real scent is something fruity like cherry or orange like orange soda like orange soda or cherry or possibly like a peach I think you could smell like a nectarine piece of candy Nancy and it would seem cool yeah?

And the thing is sweetie people would never shave you for that. Lacey could wear it and get away with it but it’s gonna seem a little weird on her if you were that and if you and your husband were financially responsible, you kind of make that become sort of main stream, middle to upper middle-class culture that’s how cultures become a no part of America that’s how they sort of get it least he’s eating ramen you know it with that you work your way it Overtime and that’s obviously that’s obviously something that you that you could’ve done I mean imagine yourself on a hot summer day in New York City wearing lipgloss or lip oil like a really red cherry lip well from Dior with like a strapless, mid drift shirt whatever that would be with like a really pretty dress and like high heels And then with your skin and your skin chemistry like wreaking of orange soda yeah, you could even wear fake eyelashes and honey you would look like a really cool like it. If you carried your Kelly, it would look at a strange but if you yeah, I don’t if you’re Kelly big is real, this is the sad truth. Dammit if you’re if your Kelly bag is real it’s almost sad because Lacey has like old upper class like alligator handbags in a weird way that should be your bag because with that outfit it would look really chic because it’s a nice bag depending on whether or not your Callie bag is real or not you could probably sell it and get like $1000 $800 real vintage 1950s alligator handbag. Yeah it’s a little Kate Spade That Kate Spade came from a more lower middle class background is a White Irish person and she got excepted and she got confused but she was actually somewhat excepted until she got confused but you would not make that mistake because you’ve been through that so you could wear a seven $800 alligator have big and really really nice shoes from some elite modern store. Oh and your cherry perfume and your cherry oil lip reviver whatever from Dior And a hot day in New York and you to you turd heads and you might even have your picture taken and people might even be like what are you know? What are you wearing? What’s your favorite perfume? It’s just a cherry oil that I bought at the store at a local store for back home, and yes that would be representing Hispanic people proudly and you could do modeling in a sense for your old people so there you go, Nancy there’s an idea of how to stop imitating Lacey and just being yourself who would you be making an homage to Frida Kahlo him other Hispanic women possibly on Lacey‘s trying to think of a couple of them. They were movie stars but you could be making sort of an homage to them but then you have to make it your own thing and you could do that because you’re Hispanic, it will look unique to you.

But if you’re not holy enough to accept this advice that, unfortunately, at this point in history is between you and God. Could you do some thing with your white heritage yeah, but you have to be careful with that because they actually are very poor. What could you do? You could probably wear Chanel number five arm you could probably wear Chanel number five that’s some thing all white women frankly wear at some point or they know about it most likely I am Hispanic know what women know that one too but there’s something very white about Chanel number five so you could wear Chanel number five but then that’s also where your alligator handbag might come from Where do you got really nice alligator handbags well you sell your Louis Vuitton’s that are real you sell your if you even have any you sell your Chanel‘s that are real most likely in us if you really like them and then you sell your Kelly if it’s actually real You pay off some debt and you save $2000 or three even depending on how much it sells for if it’s real and then you go to New York City sweetie for like a day or two or are you just go on a family vacation to California or some somewhere maybe just in Los Angeles or Las Vegas rather and you find an authentic vintage store and you you locate like a quality handbag could you find one online? Yeah but I wouldn’t do that if I was you, I would try to go to an actual brick and mortar store. No you’re finding your Danity. You go to an upscale vintage store and say I need to get an alligator handbag like a real alligator hand, bigger a real like actual handbag that’s not just like fake and sheep like I really want a nice one anybody have a hard time hear that from you and then again they might not come especially if you go and dressed well, smelling like a cherry Just being yourself so yeah if you went into the right vintage clothing store somewhere in Los Angeles if it even exist anymore if you go somewhere in Las Vegas if that’s even safe for you then there you go or if you can afford your Mercedes and you’re not just a fraud and your husband actually makes over 70,000 a year You take a trip to Paris. You actually go to Paris, Nancy and you go to the vintage store and you have them help you find a vintage handbag for $3000 or less that you’re going to actually use that’s going to be like I’m a memorable piece of yours, so it needs to be in good shape and actually be yours. I know you probably want to take your daughter with you but not necessarily It might just be a romantic trip for you and your husband and then you go pick out a hand bag with him and have a nice weekend somewhere in Paris just the two of you would you be able to dress like you do New York know you would be able to wear your cherry perfume there at the same way it’s Paris there’s your own culture you’re not French are you are you French too? Casi Hart is Nancy are you French too? No probably not or are you I mean how German even are you do you even know? So if you’re not French, you’re gonna have to except sweetie that those people are going to be pissed off as fuck too if you go over there trying to be them. So you’ll have to actually admit who you really are and over there I think if you wore yeah jeans and yeah sneakers and just dress like a tourist with some probably just maybe a bag that was cheap but like workable or you know you could even wear one of your Chanel handbags because those are so authentic and impressive right Nancy so if you actually wore one of your Chanel handbags with a sweatshirt and a pair of jeans and tennis shoes and then some Tom Ford perfume, they probably be pretty nice to you. What a nice enough yeah and you’d have a nice time so that’s a thought and you could gain a little weight even then be a size 8 or size 10 maybe not size 12 but you could probably be a size 10 or size 8 less if you already aren’t that Mean that’s the other thing why could you wear the list the skirt that Lacey sent you? You’re too big aren’t you she smaller than you as a person what size is that that you wear about a 10 but you’re still really skinny or do you wear about a size 8 I have a feeling that you probably wear a size 8 or a size 6 yeah or size 10 sometimes but you’re still skinny then you could probably forget that you could probably be a 12 or 14 or even a 16 sweetie and you still look good so then go to France is your size 12 have a nice time and get an alligator Henrikh worth $1200 and then spend the rest on something fun. No you’d probably be able to find a decent handbag in Paris for under 2000 but you need to at least take $2000 with you. and then that’s where if your Kelly bag is a fake Lacey saw through you and it’s repulsive that no one else accepts that.

So enough about Nancy and her glamorous life with a decent husband and a living husband let’s talk more about Casi, Casi, sweetie you need to lose weight you need to exercise and then how happy are you with Chris or do you have buyers remorse because he’s not Mark Schiebel?” says Lacey.

“ yeah he’s not really Mark Schiebel that’s true I feel like if I lost weight and I looked better if I just hit the town for a night I could probably find somebody.” says Casi.

“ but but then how how does that help you?” says Lacey.

“ no like I could actually find somebody who has more money.” says Casi.

“ so you don’t love, Chris?” says Lacey.

“ I mean I do but I’m getting sick of him.” says Casi.

“ OK but that was your choice Casi to marry him so now what!?” says Lacey.

“ do you know I kinda wonder if I thought I was Hispanic and I thought I could escape like Nancy but I don’t have anything to escape to. Because she’s poor and white you’re rich and whites but then I’m just poor and white so then where do I go because I don’t have anything else to skate to.” says Casi.

“ oh shit yeah because you don’t have a bodega to go buy sherry perfume oil at and you didn’t marry a man in your 20s and have a kid come and try to settle down and be an adult like Nancy did him then Casi what the fuck were you thinking attacking Lacey I’m getting Nancy involved!?” says a poor Hispanic woman.

“ because we can’t defend you. That’s true there’s nothing we can do. You’re not Hispanic you’re also not black.” says a Black witch. “ and then this frankly is where we need to know whether or not there’s reincarnation, because if there is Casi, you were really elite you were all over everywhere but you’re not there anymore honey you’re not doing that right now you’re a poor white woman in the south you made that choice or you didn’t but that’s where you are so if there is reincarnation, Casi people need to stop bailing you out because it’s psychotic and dangerous.” says a Hispanic woman. 

“Yeah, because that’s the problem I mean I might actually be an old white woman for real if there’s reincarnation my family owned mechanic store somewhere in Ohio and I was German and plump and blonde and I had a really nice family and I had a really wonderful husband him but we weren’t wealthy, but we were more stable to my family now and we did on a very lucrative mechanic Mechanic store in the Midwest somewhere or something and we were we were very stable people very happy people if there’s red carnation I would even be surprised if my family is reasonably well off or somewhat middle-class at least and then it’s like am I still trying to be that person possibly but that’s where I look at myself and I think you know I’m a sexy, Hispanic and him I’m enjoying that part of my life being dark and sexy and Hispanic. It’s really fun for me if there’s reincarnation and my husband likes it too and I need to just enjoy that and Anne and not try to be upper class. Maybe I am middle to upper middle, but I am I’m not. Lacey and I actually would be fine with that as that person because I was so busy and I was so Stable financially and it was so nice back then the air was better there’s community we were really involved with our church possibly because I was a Christian and that’s the thing if there’s reincarnation it’s not something that Christians understand now but it actually would have to be in the Bible if it’s a thing and no that’s who I am. I’m a really cool white woman from the 1950s and myself.” says Nancy.

“ am I trying to get you to help me?” says Casi.

“ yeah probably you’re probably trying to get her to help you because she’s more middle of the upper middle class. She’s more of a sort of more of a stable white person in America.” says Laura Castro.

Silence.

“ I was a Hispanic in my last life I’m completely serious!” says Laura.

“ it’s weird that I can look these things up but somehow I’m able to do that the way things are at the moment let’s see let me look yeah I wonder if you were Laura I wonder if you actually were Hispanic in your last life I don’t know where you’re from though because it doesn’t seem like you’re necessarily American I’m not sure where you are. I was wonder if there’s two times that you were Hispanic and one of them was actually a very long time ago so we’re in South America and you’re more like indigenous to South America maybe in Brazil I wonder if you were or is in Argentina, if you’re indigenous somewhere to South America in like the 12th century or something. And then I wonder if I am yeah if you if you actually came back then again as Hispanic in the 1900s, but then I don’t know where you were because I don’t know I don’t I can’t figure out where you are I was want to say you were in Cuba, but I don’t know.” says Lacey.

“That’s interesting.” says Laura. “ my husband is Hispanic.”

“ did we just give up?” says Lacey.

“ you know if there’s if if if there’s if there’s reincarnation Lacey, I’m a little worried that we did. We both tried to find men who made sense and they just never materialized and so I married a Hispanic and I’m very happy and then I wonder if somehow we talked in our spirits and you thought I’ll just have to go back to England and find somebody, and then that didn’t quite work but I wonder I wonder if we both just sort of gave up.” says Laura.

“ is that some thing that a white supremacist would find helpful or concerning?” says God.

“ considering that the Egyptians if there’s reincarnation for white or if there are no real white people I think they would probably find it helpful in a stupid way, but they should actually find it more concerning. How about this? I’m a huge bitch and I’ve been a huge bitch to her‘s that help you? So if there is reincarnation clearly, I was trying to be helpful to myself by being white if you’re right. As a Christian. And then it didn’t work so I’ve had to Maria Hispanic so if there’s something to if there’s something to white supremacy, I was trying to honor Christ and the whites and then you guys just fucked it up. Sorry for swearing. Or is it or there isn’t even anything to it and I’m just white.” says Laura.

“ did you have a hard time finding a white boyfriend?” asks a man.

“ if I’m being completely honest with you yes I did. Yes I did. I’m sorry I’m being honest I did. I actually find my husband extremely attractive but but yeah, they first tried to date white men and that didn’t work.” says Laura

“ yeah, this is where there’s reincarnations jack really totally screwed up.” says God. “ And that’s where Lacey is hearing for me we need to figure out whether or not there’s reading Carnation because if there’s not the conversation shifts to one of them being straight and Lacey and him needing to be left alone, and Bobby can’t handle that or if there is reincarnation we have to start helping people like Casi, because if there is something to white supremacy, I know Laura tried I see her heart I’m still God of the Bible or doesn’t exist so we’ve either got a try to help Casi or we’ve got us somehow leave them alone.” says God.

“ OK so I might be trying to get out from Nancy if there’s rain carnation.” says Casi.

“ yeah but then that didn’t work because sweetie she’s a Spanic and they were better off than you and they might actually be a little bit freaked out by you.” says God. “And maybe there isn’t even ring carnation at all. OK but I’m trying to reach out to you and I think people are genuinely confused and I’m trying to help you.” 

“ Casi can you just not except that this is what you chose for yourself or what!?” says China.

“ I don’t want to talk about the fact that I might have chosen this for myself.” says Casi. “ because it’s possible I did it on a dare to try to prove that I was Alys and I I can’t pull it off and I don’t want to admit that.”