“OH WOOWW!!” by Lacey

“ oh my God I have a Louis Vuitton! holy shit I am so poor!” says Lacey mockingly. “ I have no servants living in my life controlled super Soundsystem basement. I am so fucking poor. Oh no!

“ You’re an idiot you sound like Jack!” says Erin.

“ actually, I really don’t I sound like I’m mimicking him. Because I’m not him.” says Lacey.

“ but those are all the markings of quiet, luxury and wealth!!” say many people.

“ no, they’re not.” says God.

“ yeah that’s a waste of money. Why the fuck would you want all that stuff??” says Lem.

“ there’s a class system. This is just bullshit.” says Margaret Thatcher.

“ should I do a post about that on Instagram? No because you guys aren’t that stupid and you have no sense of humor. I could literally go through my entirely entire jewelry collection and I could make you all feel fucking worthless and poor and then you’d have two reactions you would think that somehow I it was just a hideous hellion not that you’re a narcissistic bimbo and then you’d also think that it didn’t matter because in all reality $100,000 jewelry collection isn’t well-off and making 200,000 a year is poor. I’ve seen that recently too and you get you guys are just gonna keep up in the ante because earlier today 50 million was bought you idiots to and then suddenly, if my father manifested with $5 trillion, you just say money doesn’t matter it’s about how much pizza you have in your butt hole and you’ll be dead serious.” says Lacey.

“ that’s pretty close to accurate.” says God.

“ and then I’d say no I don’t want to put pizza in my butt hole and you say then you’re poor as fuck all the trillions that you had five seconds ago that you gave up and try to argue with me doesn’t matter because when I spread my vagina boobs shoot lightning out of my fucking face and you have to know the fucking truth. I am a God you are a beer man and you’re in love with me and then the sun shines through my nose or copper tease and you’re a fucking hoe bag don’t go there not not not now lol I can sing a Samarian song because I’m in suffering ho ho ho ho ho ho how many bum bum bum booby bop.” says Lacey. “ and you keep arguing that possibly for the next 3 million years I might not even have to be there eventually because you just keep arguing with me. The sidewalk was too long. The sky was too dark and there was 10 million different cows clearly you want there’s 50 billion bucks up the who has and you don’t even know that there is a lightning bug in Paris that can sing the lullabies of France. Don’t you understand that the twirly bugs are really really slow this time of the year you heartless on empathetic bitch I have a huge huge house on Cape Cod. Yes all 6 billion of us alive have a huge house on Cape Cod and you’re in love with my older brother Joe, but he doesn’t love you back you know why because we have a big ball. And there’s a huge huge tree behind you that’s gonna fall on you when I count to 10 123 4,17 I tricked you and I know my mother is a horrible person but she gives me a candy and you’re in love with my dad I’m from hell except I’m not I am from somewhere Kooky kook, and I can’t diagnosed you with schizophrenia, because the truth is I like to dingdong.

It’s true that there’s no schizophrenia in heaven, you homophobic whore z

I know your mom didn’t love you guess what she did. She died on the cross for you. Margie died on the cross for you being a baby you bitch. Why do you have to do that for her to her vagina use stretched it out with your body you disgusting being. She was a nice Norwegian girl, and then your father had sex with her and put you inside of her and she don’t fill any remorse at all . You just think you’re totally innocent because you were a baby well I have news for you. I’m on the other side of the color yellow and I know the secrets of the moonbeams. Do you know how because I was in love with what I’m Billings and Jackie and Ethel and Bobby and my dad and Rose and kick and Joe and you and and and Grace Kelly and Inga And Gene Tierney, and many more

I wanted to single happy relationship.

Read Seay told me I was fucked up an old lady and I imagined I was Lacey and I started to fall in love with him and then I realized I was just a man and if there’s nothing left then okey-dokey

I am not Lacey after all I thought when I was in red phase arms, I’m just a man after all with ugly knees.

It’s really obvious if you think about it

I can tell you think that I am like a mind reader

But I did fall in love with slime, but he didn’t love me back so every time he gave me a sexual pleasure with his mouth. I’ll thought oh my gosh I’ve never been this happy ever. And I orgasm, and I smiled in my soul, because I believed that I was really truly being loved. And I was very evil because I thought that I was pulling the wool over his eyes. He was straight I was ruining his life and it didn’t matter because I was in love. He was just worshiping my ass every fucking time I beat them with a stick. Because I was too stupid and poor and awful to cognitively realize that if you beat someone half an inch within their life to give your sexual pleasure it doesn’t mean that they’re in love with you. I didn’t believe rape was a thing I thought that was a joke. and we raise Bobby to things the same way and everyone else in our family. There is no such thing as rape. Just a bunch of weak fucking people asking for it.

Oh, so that’s what I thought hey who yeah you just push them into it and they fall fucking in love with you forever. Life’s not about asking for shit it’s about demanding it because it don’t matter you just push people into shit you just steal it and then you got it. We didn’t understand consent. We weren’t that rich back in Ireland.

And ain’t no one explain it to us here neither you have to wait for people to give a shit you have to just get what’s coming to you well nope do you just take whatever the fuck you want

Part of that is that we were evil and inferior and part of that is that we were incredibly poor. And so we didn’t understand and I was evil and I was narcissistic and I thought you know what I bet you anything is out loud. It’s just me oddly enough with me and I’m just really beaten up to a shred because I look, I’m very sadistic. I love her heart hurting people, but I also thought she’s as much as he’s a fucking nothing compared to me I’m doing a Service by being in his fucking presents every fucking minute I have to suffer around his fucking body shit I kinda like I’m just a tiny little bit. I kind of like I’m just a little fucking bet you know maybe just a tiny little fucking bet could cause I’m kind of you know a nice guy and I have actual emotions a little and so I thought damn is disgusting and worthless as he is I kind a tiny bit fall in love with him a tiny bit, and you know that’s what piss me off.

Because I thought shit maybe he really is better than me and shit maybe I’m just a fucking buffoon from a poor Irish gutter. And I thought well damn with all those kids at Choate called me a rat face they were just telling me the truth. They were just telling me the truth I really I’m just a rat face after all, and I’d rather just have died, but then that jack ass save my fucking life.

And I thought well fuck he saved my life just to shoot me in the head when I was the president!!? That he still innocent!?

And then I heard some demons say and his wife will feel sorry for you. Am I thought my God his wife’s better than me even in a part of me that gives a shit about people she’s a better more loving person and then I found out that she was quite a lot and I thought well. Damn I’m gonna have to torture that woman until she bleeds to death from her ears because that’s just what I’ve gotta do And I made a deal with evil that’s worse than Satan himself. I decided to become the closest thing to the antichrist that earth has ever seen, and I was gonna make everyone think that she was me and I was her, and I was gonna try to steal her body and all kinds of awful stuff like molester kids to her, except that hasn’t worked at all, and I molested her through her father, who raised her, but he did it, but I confused him. I really have had a lot of fun torturing her, but now I don’t exist!

And that’s what we want to say to you, Lacey, because we’re controlled by Jack’s energy. We made a pact at some point to go along with us and I don’t know why except I do but I don’t wanna tell you.” say most living people.

“ he would not have fooled me.” says Michael.

“ this is why we hated the Irish, if we were innocent at all.” says an English woman.

“ he’s not that good of a person he’s just pure evil and mediocre.” says a woman.

“Alright well thank you for telling me that.” says Lacey.

“ why are you all letting your wheels be controlled by him?” says God.