“WHAT!??” by Lem

“WHY DID YOU TURN SO COLD!?” says Mr. Guerlain to Lacey.

She thinks.

“I’m lost…” says Lacey. “COLD!?”

“YES!! …YOU WEAR the perfume.” he says.

“But people do die.” says Lacey. “One can appreciate the notes too.”

“I AGREE!!” says a woman in Sweden.

“Her way of analyzing the perfume is very Scandinavian.” says Norway.

“She’s abandoned and freezing to death inside. And doing her best to enjoy freezing to death.” says her Scottish mother who exists regardless of reincarnation.

“So you are trying to enjoy your own death!??” says Mr. Guerlain, scoffing.

“YES!!!” says God. “YES!!!!”

“I gave up and just died.” says Matt. “Matchy matchy.”

“Holy SHIT!” says King Charles III.

“Excuse me!?” says Lacey.

“Yes. I’m swearing.” he says.

“Okay.

But…what’s your meaning?” says Lacey.

“I’m worried about Matthew.” he says.

“I’m fine.” says Matt.

“But you committed suicide!” says King Charles III.

“Yes. …But I’m…or was…insane.” says Matt.

“Is Lacey insane?” says King Charles III.

“NO.” says Matt.

“What’s YOUR PROBLEM!??” yells Dennis at King Charles III.

“I’m VERY IMPORTANT!” says Monsieur Guerlain.

“I did love you. But I messed you up.” says Queen Elizabeth II to Charles.

“I’m not that bad!” says Charles.

She cries.

“I think she tried her best!” says Lacey about Queen Elizabeth II.

“She did.” says God.

“I LOVED…MERLE HAGGARD!!” says JFK’s residual energy.

“Lacey! YOU WEAR PERFUME!!!” yells Monsieur Guerlain.

“BLAH!! BLAH BLAH!!!” says Lacey. “Blah!!! Blah!!!”

He cries.

“Oh dear. …Was it that offensive? What did I say?” she says. “I had no idea you were fluent in blah.”

Silence.

“Lacey!! We need to keep the roads in working condition!” says a man in Elon Musk’s crew who has discovered how the elites are paying for the roads.

“Does this have anything to do with the precision conversation or not?” asks Lacey.

“No.” he decides.

“How bad would it get?” she says.

“I know!!!” says Elon.

“BAD!!!” says a Republican.

“Like how bad!?” says Lacey.

A woman in the Republican Party laughs.

“Umm…ten collapsed bridges. Three useless highways. …That’s…the beginning.” they say.

“SUCKERS!!!” says Lacey. “What else?”

“A whole highway that’s…dead.” says Donald Trump.

“OH DEAR. Wow!!! …So you thought sending kids to living Hell was worth that shit!?” says Lacey.

“I kinda agree.” says Jeff Bezos.

“Yeah. That’s..stupid.” says Lacey.

“Just let the bridges go.” says a hospital.

“Yeah. Focus on beefing up the hospitals in each city. And let the bridges be completely torn down. …You could make it seem normal even!!” says Lacey.

“Could you have even done that!??” says Israel.

Donald Trump laughs.

“YES.” he says. “40 years ago? YES.”

“Why are we bleeding money!?” says Lacey.

“You!!” says Donald Trump Senior cryptically.

Lacey thinks.

“Yeah.” says Lacey. “Dammit. We needed those steel mills.”

“How much would that have done!?” he says.

“We’d be 60% recovered.” says Lacey. “Who thought snorting coke was a healthy thing? In the 1800’s? Or did they mean to obliterate their soul?”

Louis thinks.

“Kansas is taking credit.” says a dead sports announcer.

“The meat industry!?” says Trump.

“RELATED!” says Kansas.

“So you’re headquartered in Kansas City?” says Trump.

“YES.” they say.

“So was IHOP supposed to cover for you?” asks Lem.

“We had problems.” says the meat packing industry. “A lot.”

“How did you ruin the entire country!?” says Bill Rhea.

“We had issues with three things.

1. Prostitutes
2. The safety of the meat
3. Native Americans.” says a man.

“Did they attack you?” says Lacey.

“YUP!” says Kansas.

“The prostitutes and the Native Americans?” asks Joe Biden.

“YES!!” yells Kansas.

“And you put soap in the meat? And dead mice. And…slabs of meat were covered in saw dust and poop.” says Lacey.

“Among other things.” says Kansas.

“Like what?” asks Lacey.

“Dead humans. Dead Indians. Dead women. …Dead…energies.” says Kansas.

“And how did that ruin the country?”says Donald Trump.

“We mismanaged it all. Just enough to cause problems. For everyone.” says Kansas. “And we made it. But it was still lingering into the 1980’s when the Illuminati first started selling children to get by.” says Kansas.

“That’s so pathetic. And yet…it’s amazing how well the US has done.” says Lacey.

“I agree.” says Kansas.

“Does this make sense!?” asks Donald Trump.

“YES.” says God.

“How do you let a bridge being used die!?” yells a man in Connecticut at Lacey.

“You’ll have to wait.” says Lacey. “I’m busy. I’ll be back soon!”

Later.

“Somebody in Kansas in Purgatory has been helping Jack and he used all of that just to attack Lacey.” says George. “They trusted because he’s JFK and they didn’t look into it because they’re in suffering in Purgatory for their sins that they have less grace to let go of than when they were alive even though they can still do it that…that he was going to use the power that they were giving him to save the US. And instead he’s used the power to just attack one person who is the twin flame of ex basically even though it’s not really his ex it’s a man that he was taking advantage of because the man didn’t realize that he was actually just straight.”

“That’s LEM!” says a gay man reading her blog.

“I’ve heard that name before.” says George.

“Yeah that’s Lem Billings that you’re thinking of. JFK was with that confused man? Yeah…that’s Kirk LeMoyne Billings.” says a gay actor.

“Yeah, his name was Kirk!” says George.

“Yes, that was his first name!” says a gay actor.

“Except I was told not to trust you, and I’m amazed that your identifying him as he actually is.” says George, laughing.

“I guess I’m just deep.” he says.

Later.

“How do you kill a road!?” says Lacey. “You let it die.

Then you say…’How much do we need the road?’” says Lacey.

“To be honest if I was there, I would’ve said, ‘I don’t know! Do you want to go shopping at the mall of America or not?’” says Louis Hill Junior.

“And I would’ve thought about it and wondered why the hell I’m supposed to care so much about shopping at the Mall of America and then I would’ve thought no I guess that’s important? And I would’ve said, ‘Aren’t their back roads?’” says Lacey.

“And I would’ve said, ‘Yeah, but how are you expecting till-that the other people are going to be OK with that?’” says Louis.

“That’s a good point!’ I would’ve said. ‘Why can’t we just make the malls in the suburbs better?’” says Lacey. 

“You’re right, that might actually work if we could convince people that the mall of America is more of a tourist destination, and that the other malls in the suburbs are more for locals and actually make it seem sort of like a Minnesota secret.” says Louis.

“Yes and the irony is that that’s how it is anyway but I think we’d probably have done stuff like that and it actually would’ve made the whole state most likely better than it is now and then people would’ve thought, ‘Why did we even need that bridge in the first place?’” says Lacey.

“Yes and then there would be very few things that we would end-up building almost anywhere.” says Louis.

“Does this end-up working out, Louis if I can say that, does this end up working out?” says President Donald Trump.

“ you’re using her to talk to me and the irony is that she doesn’t realize that yes actually it doesn’t up working out. She’s a genius and the John birch society is ready to make her an honorary member. That’s how they think and they’re not stupid. I’m sorry it’s hard for me to know what to say because my wife was the sort of woman who wanted to sacrifice anything for a good deal at a Bloomingdale’s will say, so I got used to thinking like that my second wife and somewhat my first Lacey‘s way of thinking is totally different it’s like a British aristocrat whether she has one or not and so it’s foreign it’s old Ed it’s very stabilizing but it’s not American and you have to kind of get used to it.” says Louis.

Later.

Lacey eats Korean ramen. She buys it at Asian markets.

“With egg and green onion.” says Tara Fitzgerald.

“That’s SPICY!” says a woman.

“Yes. But good.” says Lacey.

“We’ll have to close certain bridges.” says Donald Trump.

“Pick the right ones!” says Lacey.

“How does that not create more poverty for certain people?” says a Native American.

“You just have to pick the right ones. You have to research the demographics and pick the right ones.” says Lacey.

“So there are bridges in downtown Minneapolis that you could’ve closed and saved money on closing ahead of time before they collapsed. Yeah. So probably would’ve saved the state like $5 million but that’s still that’s $5 million that’s still at it adds up.” says Andrew Engen.

“Yeah… so probably close that bridge beef up the others and then you end up saving 3 million because you have to care about the other bitches more than you already. Do see you save three and then you just start paying more attention to the reasons why people use the bridge so you beat up the hospitals in each city you may be start having sporting events. I’m trying to think let’s see with other issues in mind so bridge where in tear Hass to be focused on sporting events and then you’re sort of keeping people outside of the cities so St Paul State, Isn’t St., Paul, Minneapolis days and Minneapolis for the most part other people do I was the travel sub but not that much so then you’ve got a focus on making jobs in both cities hospitals in both cities schools and both cities obviously and they have them here already and they’re in Minneapolis-St. Paul. They really won’t be that big of a problem. It’s pretty well allocated everywhere. There’s not that much of a problem at all. You just don’t have to discourage people somehow, maybe from wandering over unless if it’s absolutely necessary, and then you know there’s sporting events in Minneapolis and St. Paul but that’s a rare thing you don’t generally use the rich so maybe there would even have to be a better St. Patrick’s Day in Minneapolis. Maybe there would have to be at a better time. I’m trying to think a better midnight mass I mean what are we using these bridges for like sporting events the airports possibly and so yeah OK maybe we have to have a better airport in St. Paul so they would have to have a better airport and St Paul would have to have better hospital stuff like that but I don’t see how that’s a bad thing anyway I really don’t and I think people could’ve afforded it and then like a small of America is popular but probably always pretty much more of a tourist destination which means that it may have ended up failing and going bankrupt about 5 to 10 years ago or coming close to it yeah and then I don’t know it, Mary not even exist, and it may have been seen as sort of a failed experiment and making a giant super giant mall and that’s the thing in Minnesota people be like oh no they’re Southdale. There’s Maplewood and people would probably still be going to those places and just hanging out even and it just wouldn’t be the thing to go to the mall of America and yeah, it might not have last very long, so I think maybe it’s possible that this would’ve actually worked.” says Lacey.

“ so I think what she’s maybe trying to say is that use that as an example so there’s not a full proof way of doing it with him but as long as things stay stable it’s kind of like Jenga.” says Lem.

“ yeah you don’t want to top of the whole thing over.” says Donald Trump.

“ yeah and then do a little hard as possible down harmony communities don’t hurt people keep things pretty much status quo unless if you think you could address an issue but then that has to be done very carefully.” says Lem.

“ so if they thought rationally Lem and Lacey, that would be really helpful thing to say.” says a Native American.

“if they don’t think rationally, the country will eventually collapse, and it’s starting to.” says Lacey.

“Yeah. No, this makes sense.” says Casi. “I’m SO CONFUSED.”

“So what are they doing!??” says Lacey to Casi,

“They are…fools.” says Casi.

“And they’re… trying to do what??” says Lacey.

Casi smiles. “ I am curious too.”

“ let’s find out!” says Lacey.

They wander over to Mr. Guerlain.

“ I need a new perfume to wear!” says Lacey to Mr. Guerlain.

“ I don’t know.” he says.

“ wasn’t that the point of this whole blog post you had some great revelation for me some scathing insights and brilliant perspective!? pay up!” says Lacey.

“ I don’t know.” he says.

“ was Monger Lane a good perfume for me to wear!?” says Casi.

“No!! The opposite!” says Lem.

Casi shuts-up.

“ why the fuck do you people keep fooling yourselves she’s obviously supposed to be wearing perfume that sexier.” says Lem.

“I would have said the same thing.” says Kasey.

“ how gosh we fucked up I think we took her way too seriously in the wrong way.” says Mira.

“ yeah a but not serious enough at the same time Lacey speaks literally and so what you needed to realize was that when she said Chanel 22 was an oil factory equivalent of her soul that maybe that’s all it was.” says Lem.

Silence.

“ why the fuck is she wearing an oil factory equivalent of her soul?” says Lem. 

“ I don’t know.” they say.

“ yeah. But that’s not really normal!” says Lem.

Silence.

“ she’s very pretty and so what you should’ve been saying if you’re going to offer advice that was totally on requested was that she should be wearing sexier stuff things that are a little less well the way that people today would perceive them would be homosexual. Chanel 22 is classy, but it also could end up seeming homosexual to some people and it’s not but people are desperate nowadays a lot of women are desperate to find a wife or a girlfriend, and they delivered them selves into thinking that women who are interested in them as friends are interested in them for some other reason like Casi did with Lacey. And so you could’ve observed that Lacey was straight because she obviously fucking is that I am too, but you could’ve knowing that a fact you didn’t know that and then you lied to yourselves and believes yourselves, which is really scary and sick. And part of the reason you were able to do that is because Jack’s energy is tormenting her, and has been enabled by other spiritual beings to do that. So what you needed to do was guide her towards some thing that’s a little more sexy to men. So mine grew Lane or Prada candy kiss, or a black opium, or a decadence by Marc Jacobs things that actually are supposed to be arousing and on her are if she was supposed to be wearing stuff like that but men have never been honest with her, and they’ve been very cruel, and Phyl blew it today. He was supposed to be vulnerable with her for five seconds and he chose to just be an ass.

And that’s not surprising to me we don’t hate him, but I’m very disappointed in him as a person. So what we needed to do was just what you needed to do rather was just guide her towards perfume that was more sexual like Coco mademoiselle is fine, but not that terribly sexy. She’s very feminine, so sexy feminine perfume is what she should be wearing and she does somewhat, but I realize that she thinks it’s a little girl little girl like as so it’s hard to convince her to wear it because to her it’s just stupid as fuck.

Who sells she wears youth to she wears Chanel number five for me because I actually completely agree with her to some degree that a lot of the sugary, sweet perfumes of today are kind of childish and stupid. Because I was straight and still up, and I liked the perfume of my own era. so yeah for me she wears taboo and stuff like that and I like it. I do actually like some of the more modern perfumes on her as well though because I’m still a man and I’m straight and I’m attracted to her so I’d like monger laid on her. It’s not really a perfume that Casi could wear. I’m not stupid just because I’m straight and faithful.” says Lem.

“ do you like youth dew?” says a man.

“ yes I do. Are you deaf!?!” says Lem.

“ what does she like?” says Mr. Guerlain.

“ she likes she likes a lot of different perfume. She doesn’t have a favorite anymore.” says Lem.

“ we keep making it impossible?” says Jennifer Aniston.

Coco Chanel nods. “ yes because you’re too offended.”

“ what would have been your favorite perfume in the greatest generation?” says Jeremy Fragrance.

Lacey thinks. “ you’re not going to like this I would’ve worn a lot of different perfume lotta different a few. I love perfume but what I would’ve done is find a way to take vanilla extract or vanilla oil and mix it with Nivea lotion and I would’ve just worn it every day. I would’ve just smelled like vanilla all the time.”

“ see you would’ve always smelled like vanilla mixed with other perfume, but you would’ve smelled like vanilla all the time?” says Maria.

“ yes vanilla possibly with a little other bit of perfume I might’ve just wore the perfume by itself but I suppose if vanilla it was everywhere on my clothes and such eventually I might have mixed it with vanilla but no I would’ve smelled primarily like vanilla all the time lotta vanilla.” says Lacey.

“ I would’ve said you’re wearing vanilla extract!” says Elsie.

“ and I would’ve said yes I am and mixes very well with people cigarette smoke.” says Lacey.

“ what is food!?” says Elsie.

“ and then I would’ve said well shoot you’re right I should probably figure out some other way to just wear vanilla.” says Lacey.

“ oh, and then you would’ve just started trying to find ways to make vanilla oil or you would’ve started sourcing vanilla oil?!” says Elsie.

“ yes cause I’m determined to smell like vanilla I want to smell like vanilla so I would’ve found a way to get vanilla in a way that people wouldn’t read as food.” says Lacey.

“ she could’ve she could’ve done it. Sincerely, she would’ve researched it enough that she would’ve been able to find some sort of vanilla source that would’ve worked.” says God.

“ would you still just wear vanilla?” says Casi.

“ yes I would but people are sick of it I don’t wanna be offensive it’s fun to express myself using different perfumes, but I think to be honest that probably is my favorite fragrance to smell like other than maybe some more costly perfumes and no I do it it’s just vanilla I like the smell of just vanilla as my scent.” says Lacey.

“ love would have liked that and I have known this for many years and I have Hella hit it from all of you because I don’t want you to know the secrets of my soul. Lacey is his lover I am not apparently at all.” says JFK.

“ yeah well Jack, that’s true.” says Kasey.

“ a lot of women had the same idea as Lacey and her generation.” says a woman

“ yeah so what I like it I would’ve just found a way to make it smell good it’s not a stupid idea.” says Lacey.

“ do you have any idea how arousing the smell of vanilla is to a man?” says Elliott Roosevelt.

“ yeah I know it’s arousing so what I would’ve thought. No it’s just my scent is my thing and I would’ve just made it. Smell good.” says Lacey.

“ what else? OK that’s actually really funny. What else would you have worn?” says Jeremy Fragrance.

“Platine by Dana, probably Dana Emir, definitely Chanel No. 5, and then I would’ve started smelling more expensive perfume and I would’ve decided that I didn’t like it. No I like it but I’m sort of I like being independent and so I wouldn’t have wanted to wear it. I probably I probably would have loved Chanel number five regardless. And I would have definitely appreciate it others, like crêpe de Chine, a Guerlain Shalimar, and other Guerlain fragrances, probably lots of things like that. I would’ve liked Vent Vert… I would’ve liked probably Miss Balmain. I would’ve liked him put a few different fragrances ummm… but I would’ve gotten sick of the whole thing and I would’ve thought no I’m just going to wear vanilla I’m just going to wear straight vanilla.” says Lacey.

“ do you think I’m going to be sexy or not?” says Jeremy Fragrance.

“ I think to myself, ‘Oh men find that sexy…I guess???’” says Lacey.

“That’s NOT YOU!!!” yells Jeremy.

“No. That’s insane. That is me.” says Lacey.

“She’s right. That’s her.” says God.

“ Did did my story offend you when I told people about how I had a friend I who was wearing vanilla all the time and someone said oh you are where vanilla or no that’s not how it went it was she was asked by bunch of guys what she was wearing because she was so sexy And she said oh vanilla it’s my favorite fragrance. That’s all I ever wear. It’s my signature fragrance?” says Franny.

“ I thought you were dumb as fuck.” says Lacey.

“ how good is the sex between her and Putin?” says Suzanne.

“ we don’t keep track of that kind of thing that’s not our priority.” says America.

“ Harold, how good is she compared to Brett Ashley?” says a Native American woman.

“ I love how you just jumped in there to say that I’m not really Jack I am a demon controlling bits and pieces of his leftover energy. I’m making you say that I’m tempting you to be egotistical and you’re choosing to.” says a demon controlling JFK’s residual energy so people can talk to it.

“ there are actual ghosts stop making such quick assumptions.” says God.

“ I mean I’m not gonna even really give you a good answer because I don’t want to. They’re both a ten in different ways.” says Harold.

“ Harold, who is a 10 in the way that I mean!?” says the woman.

“ Lacey obviously.” he says.

“ i’m not gonna talk about it either.” says Putin.

“ so she’s not like a man at all she’s just like Hedy, Lamarr and Marilyn Monroe combined?” says Jeremy.

“ no she’s herself get a fucking grip!” says Satan in frustration.

“ yeah, I suppose men do like vanilla.” says Franny.

“yes, obviously they were all hitting on her.” says Lacey.

“ you’re not funny that is true. It’s kind of a stupid story.” says Alisha.

“ no I felt embarrassed for you and then I thought no what a bitch or that woman was a bitch and I couldn’t figure out what was going on so I tried paying attention to you and I came to the conclusion that you might just have been a stupid bitch.” says Lacey.

“ i’m trying to imagine meeting you with you wearing high heels a long skirt made of wool nylons and a tight cashmere sweater with your hair up perfectly and pearl earrings with red lipstick wearing vanilla.” says Bill.

“ yeah and this is why she has no fucking clue because that’s what dip shits in your generation say to her. What would you get from that if you couldn’t read minds like a normal human being can’t!?” says Lem.

Franny laughs.

“ I am yeah, Bill Bill what are you even suggesting I don’t understand.” says a woman.

“ that can’t be true. Lacey is a whore. She slept with my husband for his money. She knows so much she hast to be stopped.” says Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy.

“ sweetie she was never going to get any money from your husband that’s insane.” says the CIA.

“ no these women are all up to something and he doesn’t even want it.” says Rose.

“Then how is he sleeping with them?” asks God.

“ I don’t know yet! I haven’t figured that out…all these years.” says Rose.

“ I don’t think she would’ve ever been involved with your husband sweetie if you hadn’t fooled her.” says God.

“ I mean vanilla is really sexy??” says Jeremy.

“ what the fuck!?” says a dead man.

Lacey kills a mouse.

“I stabbed.” says Lacey. “Lem helped.”

“It was stuck on a trap.” says Lem.

“ I can’t kill mice otherwise. I feel too bad for them.” says Lacey.

“ I bet you talk to them Lacey.” says a reader.

“ yes I hope that some of them are in heaven.” says Lacey.

“ and they are.” says God.

“ they’re really very loving animals if you get the right with the right group really if you find the right if you find the right mouse at the right time you find out that they’re actually quite quite nice.” says Lacey.

“ oh, how smart are mice?” says a Jew.

“ they’re extremely smart.” says Harold.

“ I think they understand English potentially.” says Lacey.

“ could they be spying on us?” says the CIA.

“ they communicate with other creatures dogs are smart cats are smart, but they’re creatures they’re not like humans.” says God.

“ you guys this is getting really dumb. Lacey is sexy. She doesn’t understand what that means because no one tells her she likes vanilla I’m actually not that surprised and yeah cats are smart. Wow this is really some thing. Other than finding out that spicy ramen is apparently really good from Korea and that it’s good with eggs and green onions and hopefully some thing that Donald Trump has learned and finding out that King Charles swears I don’t know what the point of this blog post was.” says Casi.

“ yeah, she likes vanilla fields.” says a woman in Sweden.

“ yes she does. She also liked Kashmir by Shapard and Shalamar has a little bit of a vanilla in it, so did Chanel 22. I am baffled as to why we’re still talking either but that’s kind of where things are right now.” says Elliott.

“ I am not straight.” says Jeremy.

“ are you joking Jeremy or are you actually trying to come out of the closet right now?” says Franny.

“ i’m trying to be honest.” says Jeremy.

Silence.

“ OK I will. I’m gonna be honest I was in love with you.” says Bill Rhea to Lacey.

His wife laughs.

“ do you love your wife more?” says Lacey.

“ yes!” he says.

“ OK wow are you OK?” says Lacey.

“SHIT!!” says JFK.

“ that’s not the way she was supposed to respond!!” says a huge group of dead people in Saint Paul.

“ according to who!?” says God.

“ the demons that told us stuff!” they say.

“ why the fuck would you be dumb enough to trust a demon? What the fuck is wrong with you people!?” says Lacey.

“ what was she supposed to say?” says Becca.

“ she was supposed to have said, ‘Oh my gosh what Bill!? I had no idea!’ or something like that.” says Jack.

“ does that seem like something she’d say??” says God.

“ she’s very feminine though, and we can tell that.” they say.

“ yes but does that seem like something she say!?” says God.

“ no but we liked that we were surprised by it, and it seemed helpful to us and our evil.” they say.

“ why do you know at least he’s right why the hell would that be good thing you’re in Purgatory do you have brain still or not!?” says a living Catholic.

“ yeah we’re all narcissists OK but we’re narcissists from the early 1900s so we aren’t as bad as most of the people alive today.” they say.

“ so you just thought that that was helpful to you?” she says.

“ we are not ready to receive that part of our salvation yet we are OK we received it, but we’re working through this with God and Jack tempted us to be evil, and we accidentally took the bait.” they say.

“ I mean, what are you allowed to do then?” she says.

“ we can’t harm children demons do, but we can’t demons do with the living not with the dead so dead children are safe living ones are not a weak or able to harm ourselves, were able to harm other adults, and where you can just choose to get rid of whatever is wrong with you, but we are just not at that point everyone’s path is different and we just aren’t there. That’s purgatory to be honest with our repentance. This has been helpful to us cause we’re learning that we can do serious harm, even if it seems innocent. so we regret it to at least some degree.” they say.

“ yeah, I was in love with you!” says Bill to Lacey.

“ OK so that’s good I guess in a way that’s good. Hopefully you didn’t suffer too much.” says Lacey.

“ yeah, I’m married now to someone who I love more but no it was actually a little hard on me.“ says Bill.

“ why was it hard on you?” says Lacey.

“ I’m starting to get mad at you, I really am.” says Bill’s wife to Lem.

“ because it just seemed so difficult to get you to notice that I was in love with you. And I just felt incredibly angry that you were in capable of understanding my feelings. I had no way of expressing to you how I felt because I just knew you’d be a big a big softy or you’d be a bitch or I guess I just assume that we just start passionately making love and I had no idea that would be your reaction.” says Bill.

“ did you actually suffer though like did you emotionally suffer?” says Lacey.

“ yes.” he says.

“ how much did you suffer?” says Lacey.

“ on a scale of 1 to 10 about an eight???” he says

“ did anyone else know!?” says Lacey.

“ oh, shit you’re not who I thought you were.

Yes, I told people.” says Bill.

“ OK that’s sad. I’m sorry you suffered so much. Why didn’t you try like pursuing me more?” says Lacey.

“ because I don’t have the guts to do that.” says Bill.

“ then why were you expecting it to work out?” says Lacey.

“because you’re in love with me.” he says.

“ no, I was repulsed by you you’re very short!” says Lacey. “ but if you tried to pursue me, I might have taken you seriously I don’t. I did go on that something with you and I would have thought well maybe I should just get over the fact that he’s short and that that repulses me because it actually does I would love a 6 foot four and I’m with him for eternity you’re very short to me.

Sweetie, my twin flame is 6 foot four. You’re short to me to me you are extraordinarily short it’s repulsive. but I would have gotten over it if you had pursued me and you did not do that I wouldn’t have wanted to be with you for eternity, but I wouldn’t or even maybe to get married but I would’ve considered dating you if you if you would pursued me because you were an intelligent person, and you seem to have character.” says Lacey.

“ did you think I was better looking?” says David.

“ oh my goodness yes definitely but you were taken. I liked your personality more to, but you were taken. But Maggette but but but like I mean, but but but who the fuck am I talking to Bill but Bill you actually are good looking you’re just short for me and obviously lots of girls found you very attractive. I just didn’t find you that attractive.” says Lacey.

“ I did not necessarily know that at all.” says Bill.

“ well, I mean I like talking to you. You are a very fun person to talk to, but I was definitely not in love with you absolutely not not at all.” says Lacey.

“ was there anyone who you were really in love with?” says Joanna from the library.

“ no oh hell, no oh fuck no no Jack ruined my entire fucking life. There was a young mad at you in de name Joel, who I could’ve dated, but I think other than him there probably may have actually been almost nobody my entire fucked up miserable life.” says Lacey.

“ yeah, I did that to her it was it was a reward for Lem shooting me in the head!” says JFK.

“ are you trying to be funny or is that really something you feel the need to say right now?” says a psychic.

“ he he doesn’t actually exist because he went so far off the deep end with his evil, that he actually genuinely temporary does not exist. I think that that was just something he should have said.” says Lacey.

Silence.

“ well, I’ve just been holding out hope this whole time that line was gay and that I was better than her. I’ve got to be honest.” says Diego mocking Bobby.

“ so there was nobody at Messiah who you were really genuinely in love with because there are people who you thought you were in love with, but they turned out to be different than you thought they were going we’re going to be and then you ended up just being totally alone. And then you were in your 20s and that was it really matter to you. Did you ever think of killing yourself?” says Joanna.

“ yes I did. I thought about going and killing myself, but I couldn’t figure out how to do it appropriately and most importantly, I thought it was wrong. And I just thought it was a bad idea in general.” says Lacey.

“ why the fuck is Poland so important?” says Joanna.

“ no Vladimir Putin would’ve been fine without Lacey. It’s nice but no that was not necessary for him to do well.” says God.

“ Poland is important for strategic purposes, Joanna thanks so much.” says Lem.

“you literally she literally never ran into anybody anywhere!?” says a living gay man.

“ no other than Joel there really has been absolutely nobody.” says God. “ I rarely make people cease to exist. Jack’s abuse of his love from me is off the charts. And he’s one of the most vile humans I’ve ever created, and all of eternity. It was psychotic to think that Lem could be genuinely in a loving relationship with him at all. Most living adult people today, including you have a perverse sense of superiority. Jack ruined her life. He prevented her from ever meeting anybody he was absolutely obsessed with destroying her. Why would he go after her and not lamb because going after Lem would make him feel weak. Going after Lem’s would make him feel weak because Lem’s is mad and he doesn’t want to sink that lamb was actually responsible for rejecting him so it’s like oh no, no no no let’s technically was the one who actually rejected me, but Lacey is the one who really thought of the idea somehow it isn’t really sane Because we can’t control other peoples thoughts to that degree but Lamb was very confused and he was very controlling of him and manipulative and he came to the conclusion that Lacey would’ve had to have been 10 times worse because he thought he was better than her right off the bat The first time he even knew she could vaguely exist probably before that he’s insanely obsessed with being superior to her. And he’s made other people experience the same thing, even though it isn’t the same delusion because they’re not the same person as him. But he’s given them the same sort of view of her, even though they have a view of her that way for totally different reasons, but he’s been able to sort of make the whole thing coagulate and keep together through a lot of demonic activity. But no, he assumed that he was better than her that she had done some thing really terrible and then he thought you know, I’m going to find a way to hold her accountable for everything that she did to me and in the process of doing that, he began to realize that it wasn’t likely that she was actually at fault Because it just started making sense and that’s for some people hope that he would stop and leave her alone and that was in the 1990s. But instead of doing that, he got incredibly evil. He started telling people that he was basically a superhero with super powers sexually and otherwise.

It is funny it’s sad but it’s funny. Why did he start doing that? Because he realized that line was just better than him that Linn was taller than him and smarter than him and kinder, and you know the whole, the whole gamit. Because he realize that Lacey really was kind of superior to most women. She was developing her beauty more, and she was developing her intelligence more, and he realize that she was better than almost any woman that he’d ever slept with if not all of them. And so his reaction to that was to just give up on God in life almost entirely, because he just thought fine if I can’t be better than Lem then I give up. because he became obsessed with being better than her but originally he actually had a desire to be better than that which is why he was homosexually obsessed with him. So he thought this guy is vulnerable. He’s confused, but he’s better than me, and I’m going to use the fact that he’s confused as a noose around his neck to slowly strangle him to death and laugh at him while I do it. He was a heartless psychopath to some degree, but mostly he was just a heartless, narcissist, with psychotic violent tendencies at times, he never killed anybody but some of his ancestors dead, and he had it in him to be a serial killer, but he never was one.

People alive today if I’m hearing this offensive because they’re dumb. they’ve been dumb down.

 So he became obsessed with her, and he decided to destroy her because somehow by doing that he could convince himself that Lem’s actually had been in love with him the whole time, and that he really was defending them as a couple from this hideous bitch. He thought that he may have just lost his mind, and that somehow, if he got rid of her or made her ceased to exist or just tormented her that eventually she’d come around and tell him the truth, that you know, she plotted the entire thing from a past life or some thing, and that really, you know he was just a victim of her. He was one of the best men davit live, that he never had sex with anyone hardly ever including lamb, because he was like chased British lord, living in an Irishman‘s body he imagined himself as lab. Basically, Haslem could be living in an iron in an Irishman’s body, who is just a terribly misunderstood and lived a terrible life because he was so loving and saint like never swore never smoke never would’ve cheated on his wife, if you keep me a thought, he didn’t even have one that he was basically just a celibate Monk living in the White House briefly he was delusional absolutely delusional.” says God.