“Casi” by Lem

“We’re not related. The Illuminati told Lacey in 2019 that you and I were related!” yells a woman in Connecticut. “They said that we were distant relations and that I was somehow helping you. That I had some tricky way of like tracking you down or tracking her down on your behalf, rather, and it seemed possible and Lacey still isn’t completely sure, but it seemed really possible to her and right now God is demanding at least in some way demanding that I be recognized as not a member of your family.”

“I’m still not convinced that she’s not your relative!” says Lacey.

“The thing is Casi I am upper middle class. I have a Louis Vuitton handbag. I have decent clothes. I might drive an old Beamer that we owned and we make about a joint income of about $110,000.00 year.  You’re not in my class. I am upper middle class, like just at the very bottom of the upper middle class in all honesty and you’re a poor person from the south. 

And Bobby Kennedy Junior decided for me because he’s basically bankrupt that I was supposed to somehow I feel sorry for you and that Lacey was just an icky poopy head. Because he’s bankrupt and he’s gay at least somewhat and he has a psychotic fixation on them and he’s not normal in his head and so he decided that I would feel sorry for you and so we should pretend that we were related. And because of his issues in the Illuminati they they take him way too seriously and so she got confused and thought that I was actually related to you and she blocked me and I have felt weird ever since spiritually because I got cursed.” she says.

“Your mother did not wear the perfume that you claim she did. She didn’t even have a favorite perfume. Your mother was never into perfume Casi until you decided she should be.” says one of that lady’s relatives.

“Your mother wore perfume based on her mood and whatever was available. You lied about that in the perfume community for years before Lacey was ever even in the community.” says another one of that lady’s relatives.

“My mother and I are poor, and my mother is not a lesbian like Lacey‘s mother, who raised her, but I am somewhat of a lesbian.” admits Casi.

“But then Laceys a lesbian too obviously! I mean, come on!!!” yells Bobby.

“No I’m not one! Obviously! You’re psychotically fixated.” says Lacey.

“Bobby she has rejected hundreds of advances of women! You’ve witnessed that. Why the fuck do you even think she has to be a lesbian!?” says the CIA.

“Because there’s no possible way that that Casi could’ve been that interested in her without it being mutual that’s impossible.” says Bobby.

“ oh, no, that’s bullshit and you’re actually dissolving human rights by insisting that body that’s completely bullshit. There is something to be sad for the mutual nature of love, but there are a lot of psychologist who’s been totally fucked up about that one for decades well-intentioned or not because they don’t understand pedophilia they don’t understand sex, or the nature of consent, and that’s where psychology has become useless to lots of people because they actually aren’t aware of the nature of bias in the psychologist the way that they should be even in research, they’re not actually a scientific as they pretend to be, I think God, there are some psychologist who disagree who are reputable but there is a number of usually very annoying people in my opinion who tend to think that there Hass to be this mutuality and that’s just not true Casi experiences things that are not experience by Lacey. They’re not the same being so her perception matters but it is not the ultimate perception and part of the problem is that a bunch of bitch narcissistic whores decided to take over feminism and I’m saying that is a liberal and they want to think that women don’t have a way of concerned that humans basically don’t even exist because they’re psychotic monsters who sings that they can control people when they can’t or that they can decide what isn’t isn’t real and they cat that’s not even science that’s bullshit that’s post modern narcissistic intellectual thievery of the Academy. So the truth is no there’s a lot of con artist who have emerged in the last hundred years things to America and its attempt to try to save the poor.

I’m not going to let that be Casi‘s excuse until we know for a fact that she was that well intentioned.

And so unfortunately, no Bobby, and no incorrect narcissist potentially things are not always mutually experienced which really is just common sense, but they don’t want to admit common sense anymore. They’re not living in reality in some way.

Am most likely I can’t send every single case. I thought it would flush out that way, but I’m somewhere they’re not living in reality or they’re just wrong.

But then how could you possibly be that wrong that easily but that it without being a little insane but but that’s that’s a different topic.

So the thing is that Bobby know just because Casi experience a sexual desire for Lacey, does not mean that Lacey automatically is experiencing sexual desire for for Casi but that is the nature of meeting one person may reject someone else in a very authentic way.

So that’s where heartbreak comes from Bobby and love yeah that’s why your wife hung herself. That’s why your wives get hurt by you because they actually experience love for you that’s real that you’re not experiencing that still matters even though you’re in the illuminati and they’re not necessarily in the same way.

And that’s where the CA totally blew it last night because they don’t seem to understand the actual scientific nature of objective reality they’re living in a post modern day Loulou bubble.

I am so unfortunately I’m gonna have to stop taking you seriously right now Bobby because you’re full of shit and you’re insane on this issue.

So Casi had feelings of desire and interest in Lacey that Lacey did not have for her just as Lem may have had no interest of any nature in you, Bobby, and you were very fascinated by him.

Casi, I think you did have a crush on Lacey could you at least admit that?” says someone in the Illuminati.

“ no!” says Casi.

“ OK but by saying that you’re actually admitting that it was real for you.” says a woman.

“ so what!?” says Casi.

“ so then we’ve got you you’re actually admitting to it you’re actually admitting to it Casi, but with no dignity.” says the Illuminati.

“ why could you know what I really believe that Lacey actually did reject you and that she wasn’t even aware that you were all that interested but why can’t you just let Lacey have that it may not be that big of an otter but it’s a little bit of an honor why can’t you just let her have that!?” says a man reading her blog.

“ because that’s mine!!” says Casi.

“ no if you choose to act on it if you choose to tell her or really anybody Casi that you’re attracted to them or looking for sex, you no longer have that that’s like basic hermeneutics.” says Dr. Moritz.

“ so we can debate and hermeneutics what actually matters but because of the sort of social nature of human interactions, and our spiritual nature is beings when you give information out to the public Casi and the way that you did when you hit on me publicly on my Instagram account when I first started talking to you I mean I don’t think I’ve had. I don’t even know if I’d ever talk to you that might’ve been the first thing you ever said to me I think you might’ve liked one or two of my posts and then you might’ve commented and hit on me, and so I think Casi if that matters that was the first thing you’ve ever said to me possibly and you did it publicly so because of the spiritual nature of things, because of the the context of sort of the human interaction in a matter of social interactions and social functions of humanity what you did matters.” says Lacey.

“ but you rejected me and it was embarrassing.” says Casi.

“ so what!?” says a straight man.

“ I agree we’re not your babysitter?? I mean it is absolutely repulsive Casi that you can’t just be embarrassed!?” says Lacey.

“ because I don’t want to be embarrassed! I refuse to be embarrassed!” says Casi.

Jan laughs.

“Why didn’t you hit on me!?” says Marjolijn.

“ I did!! I definitely did!!” says Casi.

“ I didn’t get it!” says Marjolijn.

“ did you hit on me!?” says Shaveydavy.

“ kind of.” says Casi.

“ you know I found that really offensive. but I was also somewhat confused by it.” says Shaveydavy. 

“ that’s fine!!” says Casi.

“ no, it’s not fine!” says Lacey involuntarily.

“ no, it’s fine!” says Casi.

“ this is where the pandemic came from.” Sara China.

“ I don’t like the fact that she’s doing that to them. Why do they choose not to give a shit!?” says Lacey.

“ what happens if I don’t care!?” says Shaveydavy.

“ well old sport, you could end up killed or you could end up choking to death I mean it’s not good.” says Will Smith.

“ I didn’t you were offended one second ago, and then the next minute you’re not offended why??” says Lacey.

Ting Ma Ma De Hua by Jay Chou plays as Saoirse tries desperately to seem cool. She walks up to Bobby lip-synching.

“Why are you still trying to make it work?” says Lem.

“Because he wasn’t my uncle in his last life if there’s reincarnation, he was just a hot Chinese guy!” says Saoirse.

“Actually, that was the life before the last life Saoirse.” says a woman.

“OK!???” she says.

“But he was your uncle when you met him Saoirse.” says God. “Regardless.”

“So what!??” says Saoirse.

“So he’s your uncle. He’s not just some hot Chinese guy.” says God.

A reader laughs.

“No, that’s a con game! That is a con game!” says Saoirse.

“No, Saoirse that’s the nature and the fabric of the universe, whether you personally acknowledge that or not.” says God.

“You know what? I’m willing to talk but I’m a little lost.” says Saoirse. “Because I would like to think that I could have a hot Asian boyfriend and I knew that Bobby was interested in me, so why wasn’t I supposed to just go for that?” 

“Well because he’s your uncle!” says God.

“But I would never be able to get a hot Asian boyfriend who is as wealthy as my uncle or as smart, who is also a Kennedy at the same time.” says Saoirse.

“No but that’s just the nature of how things are.” says God.

“No that’s a con job, because bad things don’t exist.” says Saoirse.

“No, evil is real Saoirse.” says God.

“ I have a problem I’m trying to get prestige for my family but I was trying to find a way to bring it into the family so if I sleep with Bobby, I get the hot Asian guy and then if I marry somebody else I get that too and then I just get more because our family is running out of prestige. It’s running out of money, so I was thinking this would be a really clever way of like funneling it back in if someone illegal but I thought maybe it would work because he was Asian and I I might find Asian men kind of attractive. So that’s my thought that was possibly my thought. I mean if he did what you called molest me and I guess maybe it’s molestation because I still have nightmares about it even on the other side but I was watching the soul Olympics with him or watching figure skating like pairs, like couples, figure skating, and then that’s when it happened oh and then that’s the problem so I was really aroused by women no, I mean I was really aroused by men and I was really aroused by an Asian man and then Bobby revealed himself to me in a hot tub as an actual Asian in person and I thought oh this is like the coolest thing ever because he had been grooming me they call it but I don’t acknowledge that so then I thought no this is this is the moment when I really bring in the Dell Because I’ve got an Asian here and I am thinking about Asian men and I am a sophisticated elite so if I can just hook up with Bobby because he’s Asian then somehow I can get the double up so to speak you know like I pop the balloons, and I get all the tiles in order so to speak and then we finally got some traction and our family And we finally will get back on track so that was my thought but then the problem is that I am Dad because I lost my mind and I kept having nightmares and Bobby never came through.” says Saoirse.

“ what do you mean Bobby never came through?” says God.

“ because he refused to accept me as an Asian and he still rejects me. I catch him sometimes being Asian either because there’s a demon involved who’s fooling people into thinking there’s reincarnation or because he’s actually Asian and when he does that he just ignores me now.” says Saoirse.

“ so then you don’t get the double up you don’t get the tiles in order because he’s blowing you off now?” says a psychic.

“yes there’s no way to get the double up there’s no way to to get the tiles in order because he never acknowledges me. He just keeps blowing me off.” says Saoirse.

“ what would even happen though, if he did acknowledge you?” says a woman.

“ I mean I don’t know, but if I was molested, then I should get something because that I’m still a victim and that’s my right then as a victim to get something.” says Saoirse.

“ but did you know what you were doing sweetie? Did you do you did you turn yourself into a victim to try to trick God?” asks the Illuminati.

“ yes I did but I thought that it would work, because I’m still technically apparently voting to him a victim?” says Saoirse.

“ no you just are a victim but Saoirse trying to trick him might mean that you get nothing.” says an angel.

“ I still think that if I’m a victim at all, I should get something from his Asian heritage.” says Saoirse.

“ no, no you don’t search up if you were trying to trick me given the nature of the situation no, you would not get anything.” says God.

Saoirse looks sad.

“ but then I mean, how are you supposed to hack it? How do you supposed to do the shit!?” says Saoirse. “ because I was totally psychologically impaired. I had huge, psychological problems. I was having a hard time, keeping a stable relationship with anyone of any value, but I was the best looking person in my generation, and then I am’s like supposed to bring some thing into the family and I can’t fucking do that and it’s like what was I supposed to do which is part of the reason why I killed myself to you it’s like I’m not producing anything I am of no value to my family.” says Saoirse.

“ yeah and that’s your fault you dirty whore!” says Bobby.

“ hi Bobby, I did not cheat on you. I did not cheat on you.” says Saoirse.

“She did.” says one of her friends.

“ no because he actually cheated on me first.” says Saoirse.

“ that’s not true!” says Bobby panicking.

“ no I know you did. I have evidence now that I’m dead I have evidence.” says Saoirse.

“ and this is why I want to end the world.” says Lacey.

“ oh, so don’t don’t worry about that!” says Casi.

“ i’m not worried!!” says Marjolijn.

“ what is the thing is Casi you’re in a similar relationship with those people that Bobby is in with Saoirse.” says the CIA

“ that is possibly correct.” says Lacey.

“ which is why I spoke up and said something even if it seems offensive because apparently I’m exercising some privilege over Chevy, Davie and Marshall and that they don’t like him. I was actually trying to sound like potentially protect that so I guess they don’t want that, but then what are they going to do?” says Lacey.

“ they don’t need your protection at all!” says Casi.

“ why is that Casi?” says a woman.

“ because I’ve got oil wells!” says Casi sincerely.

“ how are you going to take her oil wells Casi?” says Dennis.

“ through the power of Jesus Christ!!” says Casi.

“ you’re trying to use the illuminati witchcraft and Jesus combined to get the oil wells from her whole family?” says a reader.

“ no I’m trying to use Jesus Christ!” says Casi.

“ the illuminati is using you to attack her family.” says the FBI.

“ and it’s impossible. It’s spiritually completely impossible. They’ll destroy the entire world before they’ll actually be able to do it. That’s how far-fetched and stupid this whole concept is sincerely.” says Dennis.

“DUH!!” says Queen Elizabeth I.

“ who thought that made sense!?” says a reader.

“ MSNBC and Diego’s secret boyfriend.” says the CIA.

“ and you guys are still doing that!?” says a reader.

“ yes because Diego is a divine revelation!” says an Old Money white man.

“ oh, no, he was not!” says Dennis.

“ I saw Jesus when I was hallucinating seven times when I was with him I took acid twice and once in the bedroom and six times in the living room, I saw a hallucination of Jesus when I was with Diego and he said to me you are you are you are he said you are you are you are!” says the Old Money man.

“ you are what!?!?” says Dennis.

“ I don’t think I should have to ask. I think I should be able to sense in my spirit exactly as it is as it is.” he says.

“ but he’s a he’s he’s telling you something he was trying to tell you something I’m almost sure if it!” says Dennis.

“ don’t you dare try to convert me back to your religiously false Republican close minded way of thinking!” he says to Dennis Anderson.

“ but fax or facts?” says Dennis.

“ no you’re clever too bad you’re not attracted to men.” says the Old Money man.

“ let’s stick to the topic, though that’s not really related.” says Dennis.

“ I can’t tell if you’re bisexual or straight!?!?” he says.

“ that’s not relevant. I’m not interested in having sex with you.” says Dennis.

“ no, you are you’re very attracted to me I’m an incredibly attractive person.” he says.

“ I don’t find you attractive regardless, let’s stick to the topic.” says Dennis.

“ that is the topic Dennis! Sex is always the topic it’s a hack I picked up.” he says.

“ no it’s not. Was your mother a whore?” says Dennis.

“ yes actually!” he says.

“ then you’re thinking like your mother not like your father that’s not the topic that we’re discussing I’m sorry to be so harsh.” Dennis says.

“It has to be. I can’t possibly think this through without that as my guide.” he says.

“ but that’s not what we’re talking about. We’re talking about the fact that you’re delusional and thinking that Jesus will be saying exactly what you want him to say.” says Dennis. “ when you hear something you have to be open to being completely obliterated or rejected because it’s the supernatural and you don’t know enough which is why you should be doing it because you don’t really know what’s being said and your way of interpreting it is going to be to protect yourself, and then you’re gonna end up hearing the wrong thing, there are some people in distress like children who are being molested or attacked or who are uncomfortable at all in anyway and then there are some people like Lacey, who are adults who are suffering immensely who may actually be able to talk to the supernatural and have grace for the horror, horrific nature of the entire thing, but you’re not engaging with it in that way you’re not in distress like a child or like Lacey you are trying to garner information and that’s necromancy and you’re not really engaging with it in a way of comprehension. You’re engaging with it in a very silly way.” says Dennis.

“ yeah, I suppose that could be true.” he says.

“ then you shouldn’t probably be doing it but you’re doing it and you’re getting confused.” says Dennis.

“ how did you just turn into my father and I my mom if my guide book is wrong?” he says.

“ Because that’s the nature of the conversation even if your guidebook is right a lot, it doesn’t actually work and so it can each of the conversation as such that I’ve become almost a protector of you but um, it’s still a faulty guidebook.” says Dennis

“ it’s possible that Jesus really was actually just telling me something else.” says the man.

“ I think he might’ve been trying to tell you that you are old money.” says a perfume collector.

“ I was also hallucinating and Diego did say to me you’re not like her and he did say you are right after that.” he admits.

“ so then why wasn’t he responding to you in the conversation?” says a perfume collector.

“ because I think I figured that it was him not that because I am part of a crowd of people who don’t like her and I just assume that because Jesus and I are best friends that he would never say anything like that because I just assumed that he would like her either.” he says.

“ how are you and Jesus best friends?” says the Pope.

“ thankfully with me it’s not consciously sexual. I’m not that crazy thank God. But I have gone to some charismatic church services and I may have gotten a little confused because I’m not a heterosexual.” he says. “ but I think I thought we were friends I had it in my head.”

What A Friend We Have In Jesus as sang by Merle Haggard plays.

“He bears it all for us, so we ain’t gotta do shit!?” says Lacey.

“No this is a very anti-catholic song but I don’t think it’s intentional.” says God.

The song plays.

“What fucking world is this man live in!?” says Lacey as a Christian.

“I completely agree. As a child who is being held hostage in the US who just recently died. I am glad to be dead. This song is fucking shit!” says the dead child.

“Hey Dolly, you want to get it on with Merle Haggard!?” says Lacey, jokingly and mockingly.

“Why can’t you interpret it like you just pray and then you get grace for what you’re going through!!?” says an angry white woman.

“Because that’s not reality!

At times if you’re being sadistically tortured, you might actually experience the torture.

If the person torturing you is good enough at it and you go to sleep sweetie you wake up you don’t instantly think, ‘I’m praying to Christ!’ fast enough they’re going to get you because everyone has a childhood. Everyone has a parent who wasn’t perfectly nice to them in some way and if the Illuminati exists and they can sadistically torture you how the fuck are you supposed to use Jesus constantly!? You end up going brain dead.” says Lacey.

“And because that doesn’t happen!!” screams JFK, with a Japanese accent.

Swing Low Sweet Chariot as sang by Merle Haggard plays.

“I’m a pervert sexually it’s true. You can hear it in my voice, I constantly wanted to get laid.” confesses Merle Haggard.

“Jack just said that that doesn’t happen so that must be true. He’s our guide so you have to respond to him.” says a huge portion of the Illuminati.

“No that does happen. Absolutely it happens. It happens in war Jack it happened many times in Vietnam.” says Lacey.

Suppertime by Merle Haggard plays.

“OK fine maybe that’s true! I’ve been told by people that they’re going to cut off my head even though I miss digital energy because I’m so offensive to them.” says JFK.

“Vietnam vets, Jack?” says Bobby. “I’ll kick their ass!” 

“How are you going to kick the ass of dead Vietnam veterans Bobby!?” says the Illuminati.

“I’m just gonna do it y’all! I’m just gonna fucking do it!” says Bobby.

1:33

“OK well that’s nonsense.

He’s not going to be able to do that and no unfortunately as much as people love music like this, I don’t think Jesus is our friend necessarily in the way that Merle Haggard sings he is.” says Lacey.

“That ain’t true! That true! I am a conservative Republican Democrat liberal Catholic…and this music is good!” says Bill Rhea.

“No it’s not. It’s not necessarily good at all.” says Lacey.

“Did you have fun on that date that I tried to take you on with David and his girlfriend?” says Bill Rhea.

“Was that even a date!?” says Lacey.

“There are lots of kids, Bill, who are suffering and they’re innocent children and they’d rather be dead.” says a dead child.

“Youseriously did not realize that that was a date!?” he says.

Why Me as sang by Merle Haggard plays.

The child is whisked away by God. From the conversation.

“No, I did not realize that!” says Lacey. “I thought it might possibly be one but not necessarily.” 

“I mean what was I supposed to do!? Tell you that we were on a date!?” he says.

“Are you serious?!?!” says Lem.

“Hey, yes I am completely serious.” says Bill Rhea.

“Then how was she supposed to know?” says Lem.

The song ends.

Like Spinning Plates by Radiohead plays.

Merle Haggard is blown away into the air…up into a cloud of dust. Sucked away by God. Into a vacuum. To be dealt with.

…

“Is he in Purgatory?” asks Lacey.

“Yes.” says a being. “He’s not in Hell.”

“If that’s true, that’s good. I don’t want him to be harmed more than he should be.” says Lacey.

“I’d that Lem’s heterosexuality the way that he’s coming on to people?” asks a witch.

“Yes but there were other men in my generation who are like that as well but that’s part of the reason it’s so offensive to Lacey is that she knows that it’s very possible that he was a pervert.” says Lem.

“I like this, this is refreshing!” says a witch.

“Why don’t-

Putin why don’t you just kill more kids? I’m completely serious. I think you should just kill more of the kids that are being held hostage. Just blow them up, choke them to death, because they’re going to be better off that than adults anyway and I think you should just do that.” says a Christian in America.

The song plays.

0:53

The song plays.

“I can’t be silenced. I am too damn angry about Bobby cutting out on our deal!” says Saoirse.

“Did you guys cut into her energy or the air around her?” asks a witch.

“It’s actually not her. They’ve been looking for her to try to torture her, but they didn’t actually find her. They found a lot of other stuff around her.” says Lem. “And they are perpetually angry about it because it never makes sense to them.” 

“They’re a cult essentially. They’re like a pseudo-intellectual once grand now bourgeois at best, cult.” says the FBI about the Illuminati in the last 30 years or so.

“That was my fault! OK fine!” says JFK.

3:31

The song ends.

“I don’t see why I would’ve had to tell you that we were on a date!” says Bill Rhea.

“Because she doesn’t know otherwise!” says Lem.

Silence.

“That was supposed to woo you.” says Bill.

“You made love to the sandwich!” says Lacey.

“Yes, I did call my roast beef sandwich, juicy and sexy!” says Bill.

“Yes exactly!” says Lacey.

“That’s a…cute…come on.” he says.

“I’m not a sandwich.” says Lacey.

“True!” says David.

“I mean it’s just a sandwich Bill.” says his wife.

“Exactly!!” says Lacey.

“Were you jealous of my sandwich!?” says Bill.

“It’s a sandwich!” says Lacey.

“Do you understand what we’re talking about?!?” says Bill.

“We’re talking about a date where you made sexual innuendos about a sandwich.” says Lacey.

“No we’re talking about your vagina.” says Bill.

“My vagina is not a sandwich Bill.” says Lacey.

“If I was a woman, I would want my vagina to be compared to a sandwich.” says Bill.

His wife laughs.

“What the fuck!?” says Vladimir Putin.

“I mean you don’t wanna digest my vagina in your stomach. You don’t eat somebody! You wouldn’t want to actually eat someone with your teeth.” says Lacey.

Lem laughs.

“OK that’s true.” says Bill.

“And I didn’t think you’d make a sexual innuendo that was so sloppy or I thought that if you did you were clearly just rejecting me sadistically.” says Lacey.

“He’s not serious!” says his wife.

“Why risk it!?” says Lacey.

“For me it was worth it.” says his wife.

“It wasn’t for me.” says Lacey.

“She was out of my league.” admits Bill.

“Then why did you do the date that way? Unless if you meant for it to fail!?” says Lacey.

“I hear you!!” says his wife.

“Because I thought that somehow you were faking being rich.” says Bill Rhea.

“Even if I was, how was I doing it?” says Lacey.

“It’s a stylistic issue!” says the Old Money man.

“He’s got it!” says Lacey.

“What!?” says Bill.

“Sweetie if you wanted to out her you’d have to actually do that. Who the fuck did you think she was?!?” says the Old Money man.

Lacey laughs.

“No, I mean I could think of a of a sketch in my head where if I was actually fake you could’ve outed me, but that was not anything more than a horrendous insult.” says Lacey.

“I mean she’s right, so she’s not a butch woman or a whore or a Russian prostitute-

So if I suspected she was fake but I am so much fake myself but if I suspected she was fake I would probably have taken her sailing and said do you know how to say Lacey? Why doesn’t your elite family teach you how to sail? And if she was actually elite being herself, she’d be incredibly flustered and I hear about it 5 to 10 years later probably on Valentine’s Day if I really screwed up but if she was actually fake money but she’s not she’d probably realize what that I was onto her slightly and she start showing that, but what about what was an animal you might think old taking her sailing is a butch thing it’s not sweetie Lacey loves the water. I love the water she actually would love sailing although she worries she gets seasick and she might but she would’ve tried to enjoy it anyway because she likes it so much that’s not Butch that’s being a well versed person in reality. There are plenty of very feminine Irish women who like to sell, there are plenty of very feminine women who live next to the ocean. Who sale did you think because she was interested in politics, that she somehow be butch!?” says Joe Kennedy Junior.

“ you know I think what it is is that I copied you and Jack and I think my father doesn’t understand that I can be such a little hooligan.” says Bobby.

“ that’s part of what happened. Are you gonna find someone like Pat now I doubt it you’re obsessed with Lacey and Lem too Bobby.” says Joe.

“ so basically, you just told her that she was like a butch whore and that’s really how she perceived it. I don’t think that she was ever going to possibly take you seriously ever again unless if you could somehow explain yourself but no I mean what were you thinking!?” says Bill’s wife.

He smiles. “ well, how would you respond if I said that to you!?”

She laughs. “ do you think I’m butch?”

“ maybe slightly.” he says, shrugging.

“ OK but I can tell that you like me.” she says.

“ yeah, I mean he talked all about your body to me and how you exercise and that was fine but then he couple that with a lot of other very hurtful things that we weren’t friends that I had meant that much to him as a person at all that we never actually dated and that was hurtful, because I thought that I meant something to him as a person.” says Lacey.

“ so he used our actual beginning of like real love between him and I is the way to hurt you and you thought why can’t you just let us be friends?” she says.

“ yes because it was ludicrous he was clearly falling in love with you and it’s like no harm. No fault you found someone wonderful who is good looking who was clearly intelligent in someway you know to be blunt. I don’t know every what type of intelligence that she has, but she seems like she had some intelligence most likely and I just thought why would he need to to stab me in the gut right now?” she says.

“ because I thought that it made sense.” he says.

“ how does it make sense?” says his dad.

“ call fine I actually do you like my wife better than you.” he says.

“ yeah yeah so then how was what you did appropriate!?” says Lacey.

“ but I’m better off with her anyway!” he says.

“ but there’s a way to reject people without stabbing them in the gut.” says Lacey.

“ you’re more late than my wife and myself both.” he says.

“ okey-dokey what about what we’re talking about why don’t why weren’t you just nice about it!” says Lacey.

“ was there something wrong with her that night?” says David.

“ yeah it did. I smell bad. Did I look bad? What was it?” says Lacey.

“ no she has a habit of smelling. She wasn’t loved by her mother and she thinks like a warrior even though she’s a very feminine woman and so at times she didn’t wash her clothes enough at times she wore old shoes on dates because she sincerely didn’t realize that it would be a problem, she reason that people could barely smell her and that might even be somewhat true, but it’s possible that she made some mistakes.” says a man she slept with.

“ I know it wasn’t that she smelt bad.” says Bill.

“ yeah if we’re having a really gross discussion, I didn’t wash my jeans enough at times and so it’s possible that you were smelling my vagina and you thought all I’ll make a joke about it cause it’s offensive to me.” says Lacey.

“ no!” says Bill.

“ she was hoping that was true just now.” says his wife.

“

Well, I thought we were really going to get somewhere. I should have taken very better care of my clothes and it’s possible that the gay father, who raised me if he was a father at all, maybe wishes he spent far Boris Haim actually teaching me to take better care of my my clothing he did some of that, but he probably thinks he should’ve done more of it in the afterlife, he may not know about this conversation at all, though I could just be at a dead gay man who’s imagining things so never mind that.

No, I don’t think that was something. My father hurt, so no I wish that I had taken better care of myself, but I did I did take care of myself somewhat, but I do think like a warrior, so I had strategies that were possibly very ditzy, but not necessarily, so what was it that was so offensive?” says Lacey.

“ I have strategies like that too.” says Bethany from Messiah.

“ do you know talking to you? It was so helpful even though I didn’t get better grades. It was still helpful Bethany thank you.” says Lacey.

“ was she worth $200,000 to talk to you for four hours?” says Dr. Lauermann.

“ yes actually she was his messiah college condone such things or not?” says Lem.

“ yeah because it’s somewhere we under search other I’m not old money but I’m very smart and I think like her and I didn’t take showers enough because I was trying to work really hard and get good grades and I didn’t think I had time and that was the way I handle things and I also used a lot of herbal concoctions, and when I lived in New York, I talk to ghost who knocked on walls and such, and scared me when I was a small child turns out at least one or two of them actually were trying to contact her through me I was cooperating evidence of the supernatural and I’m fine, but ironically part of the reason why they did that the ones that were real goes was to try to talk to her to tell her that this is real in a sense.” says Bethany.

“ no I was trying to tell you that I was upset.” says Bill.

“ about what?!?” says Lacey.

“ I think he was trying to say that he was sexually frustrated.” translates Bethany.

“ oh, but I’m not a sandwich!” says Lacey.

“ what inspired you to say that that night?” asks the Illuminati.

“ that was me!” says JFK.

“ how would he have handled it otherwise!?” asks Lem.

“ I would have said that I was having a really nice time with you.” says Bill.

“ and I would have very carefully dated you and I don’t think we would’ve gotten married but it would’ve been interesting dating you.” says Lacey.

“ would we have slept together or not?” says Bill.

“ no!” says Lem.

“ and what would we have done?” he says.

“ you too would’ve gotten the idea in your head to go to museums in the area and you would’ve actually gone to Gettysburg and you would’ve convince David and his girlfriend to go with you on a day/overnight trip and stay at a bed-and-breakfast and his girlfriend and Lacey would’ve shared a room. Nothing sexual would’ve happened between them because Lacey is straight and she might be too and David and you would’ve shared a room and nothing would’ve happened between you, but you would’ve had a really fun time like a really fun exploring Gettysburg.” says a ghost from Gettysburg.

“ I think that sounds fun!” says David.

His girlfriend nods.

“ no I think it would’ve been fun too!” says Lacey.

“ and I would’ve still ended up with my wife!?” says Bill.

“ yes but you guys would’ve had a really genuinely fun time you would’ve had a great memory do you like good memories!?” asks his mom.

“ yes.” says Bill.

“ no I actually likes your mom and I don’t know that we would’ve ended up together as a couple forever at least but but it would’ve been fun to have met them and no I think it would’ve been fun to have visited Gettysburg. I might not have even met them, but it would’ve been fun to at least have going to Gettysburg.” says Lacey.

“ OK well I thought this would be helpful and I think it has been to some degree but Bill still not ready to deal with us yet so will have to move on.” says David.