“Sad Goodbye” by Lem

25 Years by Jonny Greenwood plays.

“So. I guess you’re just better than me. …And I’m never going to be as…elite as you.” says Nancy to Lacey.

“Yeah. Guess not.” says Lacey.

The song plays.

“Shoot.” says Nancy.

Lacey shrugs.

They stand and awkwardly stare in silence.

“Welp…” says Nancy. “I’m in love with Scott.”

“I refuse to discuss that.” says Lacey.

“Dammit.” she says.

“What next?” says Lacey to God.

“THIS IS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT WOULD HAPPEN!!!” screams JFK.

The song plays.

“Yeah. I don’t get along with Hispanic people either. Sadly.” says Dennis, Lacey’s cousin. “I wish I did!”

“I grew-up poor!” says Nancy.

“SO WHAT!?” says Dennis, with exasperation.

“Nancy…what’s this even about!?!” says God. “Casi is slightly out of her mind. What’s it about for you?”

“We can’t ‘acknowledge you’ just because you’re German.” says Tom Banks to Nancy.

A Scottish woman laughs.

“She’s just better than me.” says Nancy sadly.

“Yup.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“Mmkay. So…?” says Tom Banks.

“See you can’t change it. Time doesn’t change it.” says Alison to Nancy.

“So she’s just superior? In every way!? And there’s no way to fix it for me!?!?” says Nancy.

“NOPE!” says God.

“How full is her bottle of Nuit de Noel!??” screams Nancy.

“3/4 full.” says God.

“How much is it WORTH!?” screams Nancy.

“$400.” says God.

“Why!?” asks the Pope.

Nancy laughs at him.

“That’s not good.” says a reader.

“I’m after money. And status.” admits Nancy.

“Yup.” says a dead Rosslyn.

“Nancy are you an actual thief?” says God.

“Yes.” she admits.

“So what do you and Casi want from my family?” asks Dennis.

“She stole my TIME!!!” yells Dr. Lauermann at Lacey and about her.

“Sorry!!!” yells Lacey.

“Yeah. The shitty thief!!” Bobby yells about Lacey. “Guys. Let’s get her!!!”

“Poops I guess the US government doesn’t matter then Bobby?

Because I’m not hearing them do shit anything.” says a reader.

“I am the goddamn US GOVERNMENTS!!!” yells Bobby, throwing a whole pineapple in a sink.

“That pineapple did not stand a chance.” says Nancy.

“Actually, it’s standing up pretty well for itself.” says Putin.

“I’m not…actually all that interested in attacking Lacey for her money.” says Nancy.

“Because she don’t got none!!” says the CIA.

“Excuse me?!?” says Nancy.

“Her family is worth trillions in oil but I ain’t gotta recognize that.” says the CIA breaking down.

“Because no one’s making you!?” asks Jennifer Aniston.

“Yes, yes actually yes!” says the CIA.

“What does it actually do!?” says Mexico.

“ nothing absolutely nothing I don’t believe in the supernatural.

I think it’s all happening very scientific way and I know that I am 100% guaranteed hundred percent absolutely right you can make for me I’m a plant scientific geniuses!!” they SCREAM like men LOSING THEIR NARCISSISTIC SHIT.

“ you’re kind of a bourgeois idiot, but I believe most people in the CIA could actually be like you and I’m sorry for you. I’m also sorry for us because you’re fucking worthless potentially.” says America.

“ oh I can explain what the family oil does but you don’t want to hear that do you?” asks a witch.

“ I don’t really know I’m not in the illuminati I just watch for security reasons so I don’t really know all your shit.” says the CIA.

“ that’s probably something you should know.” says an American reader.

“ what do you think it does?” says Putin.

“I mean nothing it’s just in the ground and it’s worth trillions but if you took it out of the ground I don’t know what it would even be worth like millions maybe or billions but it wouldn’t be worth as much as it is in the ground.” says the CIA.

“ are you really that stupid or are you just accidentally being this stupid and she’s outing you?” says a reader.

“She’s outing them.” says Nancy.

“ that’s true. She obviously understands some thing about power which is kind of impressive. Yes, I am outing them absolutely I’m very disappointed.” says Lacey.

“ so would you like to know what the oil does or not?” says a witch.

“ I don’t believe in it. I’m sorry I just don’t.” they say

“ then if it’s real, this is a problem.” says Chris Hayes.

They shake their head no.

“ their family is worth like about $100 million though even without the oil.” says Dennis about himself.

“ I mean anyone could say that I would difference does it make I’m dealing with trillionaire‘s billionaires your family being worth 100 million means shit nothing to me because there’s like 50 of you and so what you’re all worth $40 bucks!?” says the CIA.

“ I think she exaggerates people stupid idiot. I think she exaggerates peoples stupidity at times for the cop, comedic value of it. and that actually abuses me. I am trying to figure out though you really don’t understand logistically why are hundred million matters at all?” says Dennis.

They sigh. “ I mean I get it but but Bobby has a way of controlling the entire country through the US media you guys don’t have that.”

“ so you really don’t understand what the illuminati is at all you don’t know you don’t understand why we levitate or how goes manifest. You just think that’s all made up?” says a witch.

“ yes because it Hass to be because that science!!” says the CIA.

“ have you witnessed him almost killed her a few times in the last hour or a couple days?” says Helena.

“ I don’t believe that’s real I mean I think it’s just a CIA highfalutin track because I can’t make heads or tails of it using my scientific genius mind.” says the CIA.

“ so you really that this the ghosts that talk to you guys the information that’s provided to you ahead of time the demonic possessions, the weird manifestation of stuff you don’t think that any of that is a thing!?” says Nancy.

“ I feel bad for you because you seem like a nice Hispanic woman and I don’t understand why people can’t just be nice.” says the CIA.

“ are you spying on that poor hyper Mattick weird woman who is bisexual and just cannot get over the fact that you have like cars following her everywhere. Are you actually doing shit to like spy on her?” asks a reader.

Putin laughs.

“I mean probably I don’t think that’s likely that she’s not being spied on they’re probably experimenting on her it’s it’s very likely she pissed somebody off and they’re just trying to get even and she’s just calling them out and people aren’t believing her because those people are fake people, or they’re being influenced, somehow supernaturally to attack her, but I don’t believe that Reiki and all those other things are real I think we just don’t know enough about how it works so I refuse to call the supernatural supernatural because to me it’s just a natural and we don’t know enough about yet.” says the CIA.

“ that’s stupid because we could still have spirits involved, and then spirit is super natural regardless of your scientific understanding of things which is philosophically haywire and probably not as smart as you think it is.” says Ireland.

The CIA shakes it’s head in defiance and denial.

“ are you sleeping with Bobby?” asks a woman.

“YES!” says the CIA.

“ yeah I don’t think you really know what you’re talking about and I think it’s sad.” says Donald Trump to the CIA.

“ I just I think it’s fine that Nancy is a thief I think drugs are OK I’m worried about children being sold but the same time it’s like why the fuck do I have to worry about that shit I have a life of my own and a family to take care of. I don’t have time to worry about. You know all that shit that’s not my problem.” says the CIA.

“ are you the real victim?” asks a reader.

“ hey yes I’m the real victim you guys I don’t even know what this is about half the time I’m sorry.” says the CIA.

“ How do you sound so smart?” says VP Vance.

“ because I’m in the CIA so I know who is probably right in the conversation that I just side with that person to sound like I know what I’m talking about.” says the CIA.

“ but then you have no idea what they’re actually saying you’re just mimicking whatever they say, and listening to the tone of how they say it and stuff like that?” says a woman.

“ listen I don’t know if that woman is being spied on or not but yes, that’s our training.” says the CIA.

“ why are you doing this right now? She’s walking all over you.” says Michael Rockefeller to the CIA.

“ I am letting her make her appointment no matter how convincing it is because it doesn’t mean anything because it’s just her saying it and she’s not that big of a deal according to my boyfriend Bobby.” says the CIA.

“ are you the one that gives them true serum?” says Jonah Wiley.

“ yes yes I am because that’s just how things go I have to! I get paid!” says the CIA.

Lacey’s son has possible heart pains again.

“ We’re killing them!” says a dead Rosslyn.

Lacey struggles to breath right on cue.

“Did they give you truth serum!?” asks a man.

“ Yes, they did probably yes I’ve never been this honest before the last time I was was when they give me a truth serum.” says the CIA.

“ you don’t have to be honest we are talking Lacey but we’re just as offended as she is because we actually are into the supernatural. How the fuck do you not get that!!?” yells Rihanna.

“I fart.” says the CIA. They cry slightly.

Bobby laughs. “It’s a joke!! Lighten-up!!” he says.

“ how does my hundred million not matter!? I did all of that.” says Dennis.

“ I have to be honest I’m getting confused so you watch the manifest stuff with their money but then you don’t think it does anything!?” says Nancy.

“ I just think there’s some scientific fact chattel that means that there’s not really necessarily a spirit we just have a consciousness.” says the CIA.

“ that doesn’t actually make that much sense.” says a man.

“ yes it does!!!” screams the CIA.

“ I kind of doubt it.” says Nancy.

The Rosslyns nearly make Lacey black out.

She laughs when she comes to.

“What’s happening in her brain is that she’s almost seizing. But not quite.” says Lem. “ It’s kind of like being extremely intoxicated and half asleep out of the blue like you’re in a dream and you’re moving and everything is like slow sort of awe but it’s not real it’s supernatural.” He thinks. “ the only reason we’re keeping her alive is for her children. If I could find a way to kill them all this will hit the same exact moment they would all be dead right this second.”

“ yeah, I guess you’re just better than me.” says Nancy to Lacey.

“ yeah, I guess so!” says Lacey.

“ I was wrong!” says Nancy.

“ yes you were!” says Lacey.

“ sorry!” says Nancy.

“ what made you think you were better than me!?” says Lacey.

“ because you’re so much better than me that for me to think that it’s like mean?” says Nancy.

“ yes!” says Lacey.

“ and then you think why the heck with this person being mean to me or what!?” says Nancy.

“ no I can’t figure out how to fuck I’m supposed to take you seriously. And it scares the hell out of me!” says Lacey.

“ oh well shit you’re right it doesn’t make much sense.” says Nancy.

“ said this could be what was happening the whole time and I don’t even know I don’t even know I have no fucking way of knowing that so the entire thing is a total shit show!” says Lacey.

“ i’m starting to get why she’s frustrated.” says Casi.

“ it’s like you’re talking in circles Nancy because she’s right her ring was like a $5000 ring you would like a $300 ring and then you made it sound seriously like you were really confused by it and that you thought your ring was somehow equal to hers or secretly somehow better and that doesn’t make sense because you’re not listening to how she’s responding or her perspective on it or any of that you’re treating her like she’s your fucking punching bag and then it doesn’t even matter.” says Bette Davis.

“ OK well enough of that I have no fucking clue what people are thinking and I’m over it and that way to some degree yeah so what was it that was so superior about you that made you think you could just walk up to me and be like fuck you bitch and all you had was a $300 ring?!?” says Lacey.

“ and if you’ve been hiding this from her the whole time, it’s been very frustrating to the greatest generation because we were never this immature and petty at your age. This is pathetic and perverse and honestly she’s also ditzy and feminine in a way that apparently women aren’t at all anymore and she’s kind and she’s loving and you people are constantly height is hiding things from her and taking a side of what the victim, the minority and it’s really destructive.” yells a dead woman in the Greatest Generation.

“ which is why I’m ready to die because I’ve had some sense that you people are doing this to me or something. I’ve had some sense of it and I’m just so fucking over it. I don’t have patience to deal with you millennial a holes anymore. I’m sick of it!” says Lacey.

“ I agree!” says Casi.

“ no I mean I can’t read peoples minds. What the fuck do they expect?” says Lacey.

“ who is she in our generation just seriously who is she??” says Casi.

“ you guys honestly we’ve said it before it’s Pamela Anderson OK I’m having Anderson’s not stupid either but if some of her to pull pranks like this on someone like her, if she was raised in the upper class by a bunch of very stoic, sweet Norwegians she could easily have a very similar reaction.” says Elliott.

The CIA tries to control Lacey and Bette Davis and Lem and Carl Anderson all at the same time because they’re too stubborn to admit the supernatural is real.

“ OK so you were just beating her up supernaturally and then you think that’s supposed to be a power move?” says Napoleon.

“ it is a power move it in defensively into feet take a bowl, absolute 100 and controvertible proof that were the elite and she’s not ha ha.” says the CIA.

“ actually, that’s not true I’d like a military strategy level that’s complete bullshit and she knows that too!” says Dennis.

“ no it’s not about who’s winning in the God picture of things because there is no God it’s not like that it’s about it’s about who feels like they’re winning to you intuitively because we’re gods!” says the CIA.

“ you’re an idiot!” says Dennis.

“ no because it’s about self-defense maneuvering so she’s just defending herself which is perfectly fine but I don’t think that you guys get it you’re inferior compared to us OK!?” says the CIA. “ which is why I feel sorry for Nancy and I’ve cited with her and Casi this whole time even though I care about Lacey too it’s my job because you guys are so inferior to us that it reminds me of how she is with them and I’m just like you know what no no dammit I’m not gonna let you do that because I could do the same thing to you and you’d be a loser too. Shit!!!” yells the CIA.

The CIA uses their intelligence to control her voice.

“ Yahtzee!” they say.

“ could you kill Lacey with with what you can do?” says Helena.

“ no.” says the CIA.

“ can you just fucking hold the fuck truck up for a fucking second you moron you’re not actually winning there’s nothing about what you’re doing that’s actually winning at all it’s possible that if there’s reincarnation, you’re simply opening up a supernatural channel for her spirits from Scotland to manifest, her voice, even stronger than it was before you’re not actually doing anything useful at all.” says Dennis.

“ so I’m not intimidating to her at all!?” says Bobby and the CIA.

Lacey panics helplessly as usual.

“ she doesn’t want to die right now because she has children that are dependent on her. That’s the only reason she’s scared you fucking idiots!!!” says F. Scott Fitzgerald.

“ I know Scott but then that’s how I am superior because I am able to control her that way.” says the CIA.

“ I can’t let them I can’t I can’t let them destroy everything I just can’t!!!” says Lacey.

“ kidnapping someone who is superior to doesn’t make you superior to that that’s all you’ve done!!!” yells Dennis.

“ you know, she says stuff like that all the time too, but I beg to differ!!!” yells the CIA.

“ how give me your explanation I’m probably a hell of a lot smarter than you, but go ahead!” says Dennis Anderson.

“ he’s actually right I just want you to know that you’re making ass of the entire United States, and have been for the last decade.” says Thomas Jefferson.

“ hey why do you think that that that this whole thing makes sense?” says Dennis Anderson.

“ because because it’s just how I see it it’s like I’m able to control her body-“ says the CIA.

“ Hold on let’s stop there you jump way ahead intellectually from this probably because you’re a feminist cuck! So hold on right there!” says God.

“ why does controlling my body mean you’re superior to me?” says Lacey.

“ would you like to know that that that you’re stupid or would you just like to wait and find out later?” asks Islam of the CIA.

“ controlling my body does it make you superior to me because you’re still not me you’re just torturing my body.” says Lacey.

“ Lacey, they don’t understand the spiritual side of things try to think from like like an intelligent male perspective.” says Nancy.

“ So you don’t think I exist do you think I’m just a body you don’t think I have anything beyond me?!” says Lacey.

“ no I think you’re just a fucking body. I think we’re all just fucking bodies.” says the CIA.

“ OK so then there’s no supernatural even those things are happening supernatural. It’s all just a bunch of fucking bodies!?” says Lacey.

“ yes!” says the CIA.

“ well I’d like to warn you that you’re completely wrong and you’re going to regret being so stubborn can I do that?” says Lacey.

“ no!” says the CIA.

“ too bad turns out as I think it’s true. That was not a honest question and yet it wasn’t away because now you give it to Michigan. We’re giving me permission to walk the fuck all over you sure going to regret it. Are you sure you want to have your ass thoroughly kicked!?” says Lacey laughing.

“Okay.” says Bobby.

“ you know let’s just talk!?” says the CIA.

“ OK sure absolutely!” says Lacey.

“ i’m gonna kick your ass supernaturally!” says the CIA.

“ no you’re not I’m gonna put you are a fucking time out and smack your face in because I wanted to make dinner for my family tonight. My daughter is eating shitty scrambled eggs. My house is a mess and I have acne on my chin because I’ve been eating ramen at 3 o’clock in the morning, you’ve been torturing me and killing people for about 10 years and that’s your fault not mine so I don’t want to meet you because that’s what you’re responsible for not me and I’m going to kick your ass because you’re refusing to give it up, even though I really think at this point intellectually, you should know better.” says Lacey.

“ so you think that you’re responsible for all the shit that’s going down in the world right now!?” says the CIA

“ are you threatening to kill me like a fucking little cheap shit from the gutter?” says Lacey.

“ Yep.” says the CIA.

“ all right then what if I don’t like this country and there’s a supernatural and I am more elite than you and you deserve to have your fucking ass kicked for all the children that you’re holding hostage am I doing you a favor or what?” says Lacey.

“ she could actually be torture use that your punishment in the after life is less severe.” says God.

“ so you don’t think me being able to control your body makes me superior to you!?” says the CIA.

“ no I don’t because I don’t think you seem to understand that there’s a supernatural what I’m trying to say is that you know what if you keep suffocating me I’m not gonna be able to explain how you’re an idiot so basically it’s like this you don’t seem to understand there’s a supernatural that you’re not in control of at all beyond yourself and whatever you can do through the Holy Spirit as a Christian there’s nothing else that that’s really genuinely available so my heartlessly attacking somebody for no reason you’re not actually proving that you’re superior you’re just picking apart one person.” says Lacey.

“ OK but then you were still controlling your body.” says the CIA.

“ do you really need her to give a complete rundown of all western history!?” says Benjamin Franklin.

“ oh I think the problem is that your argument is completely ludicrous. How are you superior to her on the class level by just picking up Hart her individual body?” says Dennis.

“ yeah that’s what I’m thinking but I can’t get it out because you’re not letting me to some degree. So the problem is that my brain is capable of making a brilliant argument, but there are dead people who don’t believe in who are controlling me and I can’t do anything about it but that’s essentially what I’m trying to say is that how are they controlling me the same way that you are there using demonic stuff there torturing my brain there torturing her body to try to make me seem stupid for their ego because they don’t want to hear what I have to say because it’s probably incredibly threading to the view of themselves, a superior to other people.” says Lacey.

“ do you understand what she saying like you can’t threaten her entire class by just harming one person’s body who you’re holding hostage.” says all of Latin America.

“ OK I admit that is stupid as fuck. But then I will come back from that by saying if you are so important and special how can we do this to you?” says the CIA.

“ because I made an agreement when I was joining this country to let you take care of me.” says Lacey.

“ you know it’s really funny because Donald Trump has the same personality disorder is Lacey this is the same stupid stuff like that all the time when I ran for president and agreed to be president you were supposed to take care of me that is not my job my job is not to take care of the president. My job is to take care of the order of society within the country as delineated by the US Constitution.” says the Secret Service.

“ But that I am US president and your place is to take care of me and my safety.” says President Trump.

“ yeah that’s what you think but there’s a lot of voters who disagree with that.” says the Secret Service.

“ Are you offended because he defends Lacey on a class level?” says Germany.

“ yes I can’t say that because then it sounds like I’m beneath her and her family and that’s not even remotely possible but no I mean I’m just really offended that I am expected to take care of these people who just are so obnoxious!” says the Secret Service.

“Is this why you are so feisty right now with Elon musk, ripping everything apart?” says Bill Rhea.

“ yes it is. Actually, I’ve been listening to the shit show for about 10 years and I’ve lost my temper quite a few times I’ve lost in years because it’s actually really morally offensive to me. She doesn’t deserve this. I’ve seen the same thing happened to other people, and it totally freaks me out.” says Elon Musk.

“ who is controlling the CIA right now?” says Helena.

“ bobby I’m controlling them I mean I’m controlling I’m controlling them because I’m protecting them from from from her because it’s obvious that love was gay. It’s completely obvious that Lem was a homosexual.” says Bobby.

“ I am so how is controlling her individual body controlling all of my family?” says Dennis.

“ because she’s a part of your family.” says CIA.

“ but she’s not the whole family!” says Curt.

“ really think you should just put them all in their place and just shoot all of them. I think you should just shoot every single last one of the Nesheims The Craft CPAs everyone that’s related to Mike I think you should just line them all up somewhere and just shoot them like the Romanoffs all of them I’m completely dead serious.” says Denise Craft.

“ but then what would we do with you and your sons?” says the CIA.

“ aw I would like to be included. I would just like to be an honorary sort of extension of the family so shoot me and my kids too.” says Denise.

Lacey laughs with a dead Scottish man.

“ are they literally trying to get you to shoot all of us at once?” says Dennis.

“ yes.” says the CIA.

“ I am part of a militia of thousands of people within the US. Did you know that or not?” says Dennis.

“ I mean Lacey brags about it Lacey brags about it all the time whenever we talk about you so we just ignore it.” says the CIA.

“ yeah, that’s like so annoying!” says Nancy.

“ what kind of a militia are they!?” says Ann Coulter.

“Lacey you’re a real ham.” says Scotland.

“ what do you mean she’s a pig like she was a spoiled rotten pig!?” says the CIA.

“ how could she be a pig if one was gay and they were married?” says Islam.

“ I mean at work somehow I don’t know.” says JFK.

“ this blog is real. There’s a militia with thousands of people what unites them all?” says Jonah.

“ what do you think Jonah pretty ordinary.” says the CIA.

“ I don’t know why don’t you tell me?” says Jonah.

“ oh, I mean I I think you should tell me.” says the CIA.

“ no I think you should tell me.” says Jonah.

“ oil!” says the FBI.

“ they’re all in the oil game!?” says Lem.

“ no they’re not all in the oil game.” says the CIA.

“ then what is it?” says Jonah.

“ do you want me to say they’re all a bunch of white supremacists and or Christian nationalist and I’m not going to say that.” says the CIA.

“ do they have like fighter planes with like bombs and do they have like genius people like Dennis running things and do they have like heavy artillery and brilliant understanding of science, the supernatural and everything basically you could possibly know about warfare?” says Suzanne.

“ yes they do and I actually have some people in my own camp who associate with Dennis he’s a very good man and this is where I have to keep JD Vance in check because him and you should’ve had a dangerous lack of respect for Lacey and her family and they’ve come close to losing their life on more than one occasion.” says Donald Trump.

“ really her family is actually one of the more powerful families in the whole world. I don’t know why the CIA keeps choosing to humor Bobby but we can’t help that.” says North Korea.

“ because they have because they have so much control over the media” says the CIA.

“ so how does it how do you? How does you how did you controlling just one part of an entire social class or one part of her family? How does that give you power over all of them I actually don’t get it.” says Bill Rhea.

“ because they’re in the same family bill because they care about her.” says the CIA.

“They do and they don’t. They’re a little more experience with us than you think they do care about her, but not in the way that time does and not the way that you want them to, but they do care.” says Dennis.

“I would just like to say that this whole time the CIA has thought that they were channeling me you’re not channeling me at all and it’s actually kind of funny.” says Lem.

“ what are we doing?” says the CIA.

“ You’re oh wow, you’re taking a little fragments of light and turning them into sort of a badly drawn cartoon version of lamb. It’s almost like you’re drawing a cartoon sort of caricatures of him spiritually that like maybe a seven or eight role would draw, and then trying to make it seem like it’s really him to Lacey because you think that somehow she’s going to fall for it.” says Bette Davis.

“ but then who is that I feel like I’m channeling Lem’s into into it like your area for you to see him!?” says CIA.

“ it’s what I said it was it’s like a badly drawn cartoon version of him. It’s not him.” says Bette Davis.

“ then I don’t see how this isn’t proof of the supernatural.” says the CIA.

“ how old is controlling just her mean you’re in control of my whole family?” says Dennis.

“ i’m sorry I’m trying to move her out of her own body because Lem’s who is not probably lame at all is telling Bobby that he wants him to do that because Bobby has hallucinations that lame keeps telling him that she won’t leave him alone and he’s just so upset, and he needs Bobby to come save him.” says the CIA.

“ he saw them the other night in the hotel room and Lem’s gave him the cold shot shoulder. How does he reconcile that?” says Putin.

“ does he actually see them?” says a reader.

“ he’s he claims to see lots of people and have lots of conversations.” says Chris.

“ are they all there?” a reader.

“ yeah, of course they are course they are!” says the CIA.

“ OK so they’re not in your you’re clearly bizarrely indebted to him why?” says Dennis.

“ because he is daring enough to tell everybody on NBC exactly what’s going on with a child hostage situation he would he would tell everybody he already basically hats, but he would do it in a way that was authentic and he’s holding that in a lot of other shit over our head.” says the CIA.

“ then let him let him!” says Dennis.

“ I don’t think we have your intelligence tennis after all.” says the CIA.

“ OK so torturing is one person in the family that doesn’t necessarily mean you’ve got the whole family on the line.” says Eric.

“ see you’re loyal but then you also don’t care!?” says the CIA.

“ yes, yes, Dar her birth father cares a different way and he would probably just have everyone murdered and if you kill her inappropriately, you’re free Credit really you will but there’s nothing she can do about it if you actually manage to kill her, her son was having chest pains they could easily all end up dead.” says a woman.

“ so Bobby, why are you and Marilyn not together then?” says a man.

“ because she just wasn’t interested in me.” says Bobby.

“ yeah I bet you’re probably just like too cool for her. What did she say to you?” says a reader.

“ she said that I was him too young for her, and that she was kind of just an old crusty rag to me.” says Bobby.

“ oh wow!” says a woman. “ what is the Jennifer Aniston do you?” 

“ she told me telepathically that it was because I was out of her league.” says Bobby.

“ do you lots of people talk to you telepathically and tell you that Bobby?” says a reader.

“ yeah, they have since I was a teenager.” he says. “ peter Lawford introduced me.”

“ so she could almost die?” says Denise.

“ yep!” says a Rosslyn.

“ Lem’s is very close to just killing her right now and then trying to kill the kids. If that worked everything to be left public and it would make a shits worth of difference if someone tried to sue them because they’d all be dead.” says Lem.

“ yeah I guess she does die eventually that’s so silly. I don’t realize that entirely.” says JFK.

“ I just don’t understand how you think you’ve got our whole family through just her?” says Dennis.

“ you guys I think they’re desperate.” says her neighbor.

“ why Mr. Ingman?” says Gov. Walz.

“ this is creepy. I’m almost starting to feel elite. I’m having a telepathic conversation in my living room with Lacey who is in her living room and we’re next-door neighbors with a huge backyard between us and then you’re all the way over there on Summit Avenue in your living room talking to us to, and none of us are using phones other than Lacey on her cell phone, and that’s pretty elite. And no one could prove that this conversation never even happened.

Here’s the problem I’m in the security business. I know how these people think they’re using logic that is just based on nonsense that they heard somewhere they’re not actually analyzing it intellectually as much as they might think they are she’s an actual intellectual I don’t think a lot of you really are and I think you can’t handle the fact that you don’t know what you’re talking about. Whether I ever had any intention of suing her or not, you’ve got to realize that you’re theoretically gambling the entire safety of the US on there being absolutely no supernatural that you can’t control with your imagination or some stupid shit like that and I think you think you can control actual people with your imagination as well Because you don’t realize that they’re not just a brain they have an actual being that seems like common sense to know that, but I guess you guys don’t know that anymore.

There is nothing Lacey that you’re gonna be able to say these people to convince them that they’re not superior to you almost guarantee you.” he says.

“ do you know I actually can handle that what I have no grace for is that I can’t figure out why they think that I don’t know what scientific rational premise they’re using because there has to be some hook there has to be some something that they’re using in their head to think that and I can’t figure out what it is but I’m almost positive almost on a physical human like matter type level on an energy level. There Hass to be something that they’re thinking and I can never get it out of them and it’s possible that it’s because they know that if they told me that they would just lose some argument or lose something. But the problem is they’re causing massive chaos. They’re losing the country we’ve had a pandemic up epic historic proportions that they they haven’t really proud I mean I bring up the pandemic to remind them of what’s going on and they don’t want to hear it anymore big dick because they can’t handle the fact that they caused a pandemic with the Reiki nonsense. They don’t understand that their supernatural brilliance is it’s not actually working and I’ve been telling them that for 10 years but they don’t want to hear it and so they just keep throwing stuff at me and I keep fighting it off but I’m gonna die with the next 20 years. I will be shocked if I’m not dead And under in deep deep shit.

And then Bobby will say oh crap oh fuck oh my gosh to try to deflect what I’m saying spiritually and it doesn’t it actually just makes it worse for them because what he’s really doing doing is digging a deeper grave, but they think that because he thinks that it is just making fun of me And because he believes it and they think he’s superior to me that somehow it’s going to actually deflect the power of what I’m saying to them so if there’s reincarnation, they think that poor little Bobby Kennedy with his $400 is going to deflect all of the power of ancient Egypt and the pyramids by just saying oh my gosh oh wow oh wow.

It doesn’t work it hasn’t worked once but but they don’t think I respect that because I just can’t be so it just can’t be so and it’s just the most horrifying experience. Because I actually do care and they just can’t stop. It’s just it’s like a bloody nightmare that’s lasted 10 fucking years. And I’ve been trying to raise children in the process. I’ve been trying to keep the country from falling apart. I mean I’ve been trying to save hundreds of children who are being held hostage. These people can think that they’re important and it’s it’s astounding to me that they never seem to get it.

And then you tell them stuff like oh search I was molested by Bobby and they just go OK and they care they know it’s insane they know it’s evil but they just like they take it seriously but then they just kind of let it go. I don’t understand what the hell makes him think that I’m not just trying to save myself and save my family, and save the US in a very real way.” says Lacey.

“ because they don’t care they don’t care they can’t care?” says a woman.

“Why!?” says her neighbor.

“ big because they don’t realize what everything is and they take certain things to seriously the father who raised her and the mother who raised her of a fairy abusive people Bobby’s basically bat shit crazy they don’t wanna except any of those things is reality.” says a dead man.

“ OK I think Lacey just doesn’t get it and I’m going to help you explain it to her sweetie it’s that your family has $100 million and trillions in oil but it doesn’t belong to them. And so they choose not to acknowledge that it exists because they don’t want to.” says the Catholic Church.

“ oh, is that how it is that they don’t want to acknowledge that as if that means anything!?” says Lacey.

Nancy laughs.

“ you know what here’s the problem what you’re saying is true, but I don’t think you seem to realize that there’s like an objective reality.” says Lacey.

“ I don’t think you realize that bitch!” says the Catholic Church. “I’m not done yet! I am not really the Catholic church anymore because I like to shake my ass!! so there is no more Catholic. get a load of this body.”

“ there’s still has a church it’s just not you because you’re a bunch of narcissistic Looney Tunes.” says God.

“ I bet, praying the fathers of prayer and all that still means something doesn’t it?” says Lacey.

“ yes, and it always will in Christ.” says God.

They attack Lacey.

“ why are you jamming yourselves to eternal hell right now almost if you don’t repent?” says God.

“ I think what she’s trying to say but she’s too narcissistic and Hispanic to realize that she just is a virtual jack ass is that cause I have a feeling that’s a Hispanic woman I can sense it to. I think they they think that it’s sort of like that you have all of the oil and you’re in a relationship with Vladimir Putin and he’s controlling a huge portion of the entire world and he’s in love with you slightly but and you’re probably friends with William and Kate and in and then there’s a trillions and oil and the fact that we are your neighbors and all that and then if there’s ring carnation, Casi hates you because she’s jealous of your whole family and Constantine is your soulmate, twin flame I would believe that’s completely possible and your husbands actually seen Augustine with some uses me because I’ve had many conversations with him. He’s kind of fun to talk with actually but but not of that right that doesn’t matter to these people sweetie because I’m gonna say sweetie because if there’s a incarnation, you know exactly who I am I’m a nice middle-class white guy from Missouri him from a nice family but him and I’m not really that different of a person even if I look different but but here’s the thing they don’t care it’s not that it doesn’t matter they just don’t care.” says her neighbor.

“but there’s some reason why there’s some way that they are able to escape. What is it?” says Lacey.

“ it’s that they’re in the illuminati there. There is no other reason it’s just that they’re in the illuminati.” says God.

“ but then the problem is God they keep using the class weaponry and that all belongs to me so they’re trying to attack me using my own sorts that I understand infinitely better than them and all they’re doing is just making a mess of everything because they’re not gonna be able to even kill me necessarily because they have no idea what they’re doing. They’re just running around with these swords that they don’t really comprehend and swinging them around in the air and dropping them and making dents in the floor and the wall metaphorically speaking and cute you know killing cats and ends, scaring dogs and breaking windows, and I’m exhausted and close to dying from trying to defend myself and save them from splitting everyone’s throat, but I can’t. I can’t figure out what the fuck I can’t. I keep saying let’s just do something else let’s just try fighting another way. Let’s just try another kind of fight or I would have to fight you in a way that you don’t understand, but they just don’t wanna hear it and I think I can’t in good conscience let go of it because I don’t feel comfortable letting go of it because they seem like idiot children.” says Lacey.

“ no we can kill her Helena Helena just tried to kill Lacey and it almost did something we could kill her you can’t.” says a Rosslyn.

“ oh, so you guys just want her to say that she’s beneath you that’s all that’s really what you guys want!?” says an actress.

“ well, I mean yes yes I want to. I want her to say that she is an ugly. Nothing compared to me obviously 100% obviously and I wanted to apologize for this entire thing.

 And then I want to say it’s OK I’m going to be with them anyway but you got to talk to him a little bit and I guess that’s a very big deal for someone as loeky and stupid as you. And I don’t care about the Raza. It’s not I don’t care about the Rozen thing I don’t care about any of that history logic. That’s why I don’t exist right now because because I just don’t care, I don’t care about anyone’s feelings, but my own don’t make me say that they won’t believe me that they think I’m terrible person, yeah it’s true. I don’t care about other people the way I have to I don’t big deal.” says JFK.

“ yeah basically we just want her to say she’s been used us because she’s an ugly weirdo and we’re rockstar 10 BABY!!!!!” says the Illuminati.

“ here’s the problem that’s not true objectively she’s above you guys and so sorry to have to say that but the thing is that’s objective reality and then you’re expecting all of humanity to be brainwashed into thinking otherwise and I don’t think that’s humanly physically possible so I just want or you guys gonna start killing everyone or are you gonna kill her or what?” says a witch.

“ why do you have to be such a big bitch I mean oh my God!” says Bobby.

“ your whole family seem like freaks at this point to be honest I thought just so you know.” says God.

“ OK well I am sick of this all right I’m just going to blow up the whole world potentially I wish you all well I am not beneath you and I can’t say that in good conscience it’s about conscience it’s about principle I just can’t say that I’m sorry that’s all there is to it so you’re just going to have to realize that and will have to end there.” says Lacey.

Later.

“ oh, you guys does it seem weird that Michael’s involved and that you have no idea at all where any of this is going or no?” says a reader.

“ I’ll be honest no I mean Michael’s a good friend of mine. I fucked him. Lots of times Lawrie would’ve I mean he’s totally someone to be mailed in love with me.” says Bobby.

“ and what do you think CIA?” says a reader.

“ I mean he’s a Rockefellers he’s on my side because I am the CIA and I went to Yale so I’m I’m golden.” says CIA.

“ no that’s totally what’s going on hundred percent guarantee that I absolutely absolutely!” says Cheryl.

“ I mean what’s the worst that could happen really a nuclear war big deal I’m totally ready for one. I’m so down with one. It’s not that big of a deal” says Bobby.

“ do you know everything Lacey is on board with that, but at the same time Bobby that means like annihilation of the entire world.” says a reader.

“ Lucy would never do that. She’s too chicken. She’s a very Christian person. I don’t think she would ever have any sort of inclination like that at all. I don’t wanna hear it.”says JFK

“ you guys what are they saying Michael planning?” says a reader.

“ I am in on it if there’s reincarnated shit that’s a funny joke.” says Putin.

“ OK so when did you guys hatch this plot?” says Alisha

“ how about 5 to 10 years ago in the supernatural orchestrated by God so Michael, Lacey, and a few other people all hatch the plot it’s in self-defense and it’s to try to keep the world from completely falling apart.” says Michael.

“ so yeah, you don’t really know what she’s plot what she’s plotting, but I can almost guarantee you it involves monarchies all over the world.

Some sort of title nobility in America.

Probably Socialism in America and better healthcare and all that.

I’m sure she’ll probably protect the environment and human rights but it’ll be a very rigid world. And to be honest, I think she’s  Giving up on it because she’s getting exhausted and they’re so damn determined to make the entire thing a petty shit show that there’s no way for her to even do any of these things but they be good or bad because they’re just profoundly obsessed with her at this point in the last week they’ve become increasingly more obsessed and it’s primarily just Bobby He’s basically losing his mind. He just tried to snap her neck as I said that. He was gay. Actually, he was bisexual and he had a crush on me and I was not interested at all and it was actually pretty traumatic from for me because he was a kid and he kept coming out to me possibly and I try to work with it as best as I could, but I could’ve and I should’ve just killed him. He’s gotten a Normas amount of power. He’s old crusty man, and he could probably die with him. The next 5 to 10 years he’s not an actually good shape at all physically, but the CIA is choosing to destroy the entire world so that his last 5 to 10 years Are happy for him I guess because they have some middle-class delusional view of the world and they have no fucking clue what’s actually going on they refused to except that I had anything to do with the death of his uncle Jack, or that I’m straight, and what there’s plenty of physical evidence there’s tons of psychological evidence, but they refuse to except it because they look through the evidence that’s left behind in the warren report And they assume that’s all there is that there’s nothing else because that’s how things go and they think they’re anxious Jews, reserving the Torah not a bunch of nitwits, running a fucked up country. And no Lacey’s done and I’m taking over and I’m going to destroy the entire world myself. Trump is not at fault he can try to fight me so I can Putin so I can North Korea but I’m going to destroy the entire world at this point I’m tired of you people we’re all gonna die.” says Constantine.