“HEIDI” by Lem

Dr. Moritz laughs.

“I was in love with Heidi.” says Dr. Moritz. “And who’s Heidi? My impression of Lacey. …Lacey has brown eyes and she’s sexy like a real 1940’s pin-up model. Like Lauren Bacall. …And…I like that. That’s stunning. …But it’s not what I wanted.”

“What did you want?” asks Lacey.

He thinks.

“Heidi.” he says.

Lacey thinks.

“So…effervescent like Jack?” says Lacey.

“Yes.” he admits.

They laugh slightly.

“So…you though my sexy deep voice for a woman was fake?” says Lacey.

“No. …I thought it was pretty. …But I thought you were talking…that way on purpose. Not…intentionally, to just be yourself.” says Dr. Moritz.

“So you were looking for JFK?” says Lacey.

“Yes.” he says.

Silence.

“But JFK as a…Scandinavian…German…American Millennial.” he says. “And yet…not because Jack isn’t as feminine and sweet as the woman I imagined.”

“She sounds…wholesome.” says Lacey.

He thinks.

“Yes. In a way she is.” he says.

“How did you think she was me?” says Lacey.

Later.

“I hadn’t met you. …In person. And I’m really into first impressions I guess. …I just felt led…by what I thought was the Holy Ghost. And I thought it was possibly God. …But it was actually just JFK posing as a woman to seduce me.” he says, laughing with some sadness.

“Was there anything about Lacey you liked?” says a psychic.

“Not you. In that way. …But…I found you…acceptable. You know? You were in the right class. You were smart. Stuff like that.” says Dr. Moritz.

“So…lighthearted.” says Lacey. “And fun.”

“Yes. Not sultry.” says Dr. Moritz.

“How sultry is Lacey?” says God.

“About as sultry as any feminine woman in the 1940’s was.” says Dr. Moritz.

“So that’s not fake?” says a man.

“Not at all.” says Dr. Moritz.

“Maybe Chanel No. 22 really is bad for you.” says Casi to Lacey.

“It is.” says Lacey.

“You’re not that cheerful.” says Casi.

Lacey decides not to say anything.

“Lacey!!!” yells Casi.

Lacey blinks.

“Lacey!!!” says Casi.

Later.

Much later.

“I know…logically that Lem was straight.” says Lacey to Cyrus. “But I can’t complete the thought.”

“They’ve got you trapped.” says Cyrus.

“Why are they attacking me?!?” she says to him.

“Sweetie…diamonds. COME ON!!!” says Cyrus.

“But I’ll get attacked!” says Lacey.

“That’s not likely!!” says Al Franken.

“I don’t know. …People are desperate!!!!” says Lacey.

A moment later.

“I think you could get away with diamonds.” says Cyrus.

“I do dress down.” says Lacey.

A moment later.

“You already look like you’re wearing them!!!” says Cyrus. “LOOK!”

“You’re right.” says Lacey. “My hair is flat!”

“Yeah.” says Cyrus.

“I’m so lost!” says Lacey to Cyrus.

“Hey! If there’s reincarnation Minnesota is pretty!” says Cyrus. “Right?”

“YES!” says Lacey. “I love it!”

“It was an accident!!!” says Liza to Lacey. “If there’s reincarnation, it was an accident!”

Later.

“What do you think of these?” says Lacey to Cyrus.

“Yeah???” he says.

“They’re lab created.” says Lacey.

“Yeah!! FROM ROSS SIMMONS.” he says.

“They can’t be that bad?” says Lacey.

They thinks.

“Noo…” they say.

“I mean…they’re real.” says Lacey.

“Yeah.” he says.

Later.

“I’m not finding anything too promising.” says Lacey.

Later.

Lacey freaks out.

“Are you incapable of finding anything better?” says Cyrus.

“YES.” says Lacey.

“How big was your house?” Cyrus asks her grandmother.

“3,000 sq. ft.” says Mrs. Banks.

“They were rich, Lacey.” he says to Lacey.

“Why do we care!??” says Lacey.

“Yeah.” he says. “Well. Because…they care.”

“It’s so nitpicky.” she says.

“Well…it is.” she says.

“I’m exhausted!” she says.

“Yeah. …But we are upper class.” he says.

“I hate this!” she says.

“Me too.” he says.

“Maybe…you’re happy?” she says.

“Yeah.” he says, smiling slightly.

“Well…at least that’s going well.” says Lacey.

“You’re right.” he says.

“Do you trust me?” he says.

“Not completely. …But…that’s not the point.” says Lacey, quickly.

“Do you want diamond earrings?” says a woman.

“Drop earrings? YES. …Studs? NO!” says Lacey.

He nods.

“What color is that?” he asks Lacey.

“OPI…Princesses Rule!.” says Lacey.

“Very sparkly.” he says.

“Yeah. Ick. But…it’s fun.” she says.

“Do you like it?” he says.

“No. …But…it’s just fun.” she says.

“I’m straight.” says Lem.

“No you’re not!!” says Bobby.

Silence.

“You can’t be!!!!” yells Bobby.

Silence.

“YOU CANNOT BE STRAIGHT!!!!” bellows Bobby.

And at that Bobby shoots a cat. And then jumps on it.

“SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!” he yells. “SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!?!”

Later.

“It’s okay you slept with other people. It was an accident.” says Lem to Lacey.

She pauses.

Later.

“Did you accomplish anything?” he asks Lacey.

“Lem. …I’m confused.” says Lacey.

“Oh. Louis?” says Lem.

“YES!” says Lacey.

“No! They can’t take that from us.” he says.

“But he has it! …And I feel it’s mine too.” says Lacey.

“OH!” he says.

“Lacey where did I lose it?” says Lem.

“Why were you so happy?!?” she says.

Glassworks: VI. Closing by Philip Glass plays.

“I was a fool.” says Lem.

“Lem…there’s nothing to be that happy about for us.” says Lem.

“Why?” says Lem.

“Because in the 1920s somehow I think we lost.” says Lacey.

“So then what was I living for?” he says.

“To try to figure out why in our perspective doesn’t make any sense.” says Lacey, cryptically.

“I think it does!” says Lem.

“Ahh…yes. Listen to what I’m really saying.” says Lacey.

“How often do you say things like that?” he says.

“All the fucking time!!!” she yells a whisper.

“Sweetie…the Kennedys are watered down the limoncello.” says Lem.

In The Upper Room: Dance I by Philip Glass plays.

“You’re aged whiskey, straight.” says Lem. “They imitated you all of the time.”

“Why is that my fucking problem!??” she bites.

Future Markets by Jonny Greenwood plays.

And at that Lacey commands Mollock in Christ to kill as many children in hostage as possible as quickly as possible.

“NOW!!!!” she shrieks. Breaking time.

Ten demons literally break.

“Well, I am not taking this seriously because I don’t have to! I’m Bobby Kennedy!!” yells Bobby, completely seriously.

“Bobby why did you have to kill a cat?” says Al Franken.

Phantom Thread II by Jonny Greenwood plays.

“She reminded me of Lacey!” he says.

“Then why don’t you just kill Lacey, sweetie?” says a witch.

1:12

“Because then she’d die and go fuck Lem!” he says. He kicks a door.

2:00

“Bobby, is this the first time you’ve ever realized that you can’t have everything you want?” asks Jon Stewart, sincerely.

“He was gay!!!

He took shots with me every morning!!!

Men don’t do stuff like that unless they’re in love with you forever!” he says, whimpering, crumbling to the ground, in tears.

“I thought you were strong! I admired you, you liar!!” yells a misogynist who worships Bobby.

The song ends.

Michael Rockefeller cracks-up laughing.

Einaudi: Waterways by Einaudi plays.

“I was tricking you.” says Lem to Bobby. “You were a heartless kid.”

“DUH!!” says Lacey. “ARE YOU RETARDED!?” she yells at Bobby.

Bobby Kennedy Senior cracks-up laughing.

Bobby drives off drunk, and fast. Peeling out of his driveway. Being psychically watched as he speeds down a private drive. Eyes wet. Mouth quivering.

“Bobby why would you assume that a senior citizen wearing a matching bathrobe to yours in a dirty house who was suicidal was someone who was like…trustworthy with your heart?” asks a psychic.

“You can’t take him away from me. He love me more than anyone to ever exist!! And I know that!!! I know that!! I know that’s true!” says Bobby. He pulls over his car. Slams his door shut. Pouts.

“Based on what pipsqueak?” asks a man.

Everybody Got Their Something by Nikka Costa plays.

“I have the best damn cock to ever exist, and I will prove that!!! I will prove it!!” says Bobby.

He gets back in his car. Speeds off.

“Lacey you’re hurting my feelings, stop!!” says Bobby.

Lacey laughs at him.

“That’s not funny I am the one that’s mean!! Not you!! Not you bitch! I’m the one that’s mean!!” says Bobby. He shakes in tears.

2:30

“Damn Bobby! You’re really hurting me! You’re really hurting me!” says Lacey mockingly.

“No but I am!! I am!!” says Bobby desperately trying not to cry.

“Ahh…because I don’t really want to see you be this pathetic?” says Lacey.

“Yes!! I so got you!!!” he yells, smiling.

“That doesn’t count! That doesn’t count!” says Lacey.

“OK fine, it probably doesn’t!” he says, frustrated.

The song replays.

“I don’t hate you! Do you want me to or are you too fucked up to know what you want?” says Lacey laughing at him.

“I am a really nice person you just don’t know!!” yells Bobby.

“Actually, I know you’re totally full of fucking shit and you’re embarrassing to me.” says Lacey.

“That’s not true! That is not true!” says Bobby.

1:27

“Actually, it is true. You’re all fucking wrong. You’re too short, you’re too feminine. You take yourself way too seriously.” says Lacey.

“Well, Lem liked it!” says Bobby.

“Not that much you moron! He killed himself. What the fuck was that about you little dipshit!?” says Lacey.

2:34

“He killed himself over me because I rejected him!” says Bobby.

“Then you lost him! You lost him but you’re too dumb to understand that because you’re a moron!” says Lacey.

“No that’s not how it works!” says Bobby.

3:30

“Actually it is but you’re too stupid to understand like your fucked-up ugly stupid ass mom.” says Lacey. “You know your parents had a shit marriage and you weren’t created out of love sweetie you were created out of your mother being an idiot and your father, being a filthy little horny dog.”

Bobby sighs.

On Melancholy Hill by Gorillaz plays.

“Did you think otherwise? I bet you did you little fucking idiot.” says Lacey.

1:03

“Actually, I’ve barely thought about it.” says Bobby

“I know. Because you’re so smart and worldly.” says Lacey sarcastically.

“Most people Lacey don’t have to think about stuff like that.” he says.

She laughs at him. “Oh wow! What is your IQ? 109?” 

“Yeah. It probably is that low!” says Bobby, sincerely.

“How do you sound so smart? What do you do?” says Lacey.

He thinks.

The song plays.

“It’s about the tone of voice, the way you speak just shit like that.” says Bobby.

“You work really hard at that!” says Lacey.

“Yeah, actually I do.” he says.

They sit in silence.

The song ends.

“That bell was supposed to be about your Uncle Joe.” says an angel.

6 Underground by Sneaker Pimps plays.

“How did you get so weird?” says Lacey to Bobby.

He thinks.

“Neglect.” he says.

“Who are you imitating all of the time?” says Lacey.

“A lot of people!” he says.

“You know I have to be honest. I really don’t think it’s likely that Lem probably was in love with you. I’m sorry.” says Lacey.

They sit in silence. Except for the music.

“Was there anything about us that ever shocked to you?” he says.

“That was real?” says Lacey.

The song plays.

“Yeah.” he says.

“No, not really.” says Lacey.

He thinks.

3:29

She laughs at them.

He laughs too if there’s reincarnation.

The song ends.

“Do you know that Lem wasn’t in love with me?” he says.

“Oh yeah, kinda.” says Lacey. “ you know I think a lot of that actually got lost as Queen Elizabeth died. I adored her but I don’t think she liked that part of my personality or something about it scared her and I wonder if she shut me up because she thought she was doing the right thing somehow. But no I am quite sure he wasn’t. I’m sorry if that hurts you.”

“What makes you know that without analyzing his photos without asking God what makes you know that?” he says.

“He was a little too serious around you.

And he was a little too silly around Jack.

He really wasn’t an easy person to catch.

And some people are harder than others, and he was a pretty difficult person.

I think your family tends to be a little overconfident about that. I’m sorry.” says Lacey.

“Bobby…that sounds exactly accurate!” says a psychic.

“Were you there when he was using drugs?” he says.

“If there’s reincarnation, yes, the entire time.” says Lacey.

“So what did you think of me?” he says.

“Bobby, I’ve told you in the past and you didn’t like it and tried to kill me. There’s a reason I’m being so harsh with you.

I tried being loving first, and you didn’t like it.

I thought you were sad creepy, pathetic, fucked up, but lovable little boy.” says Lacey.

“Well at least, my mom didn’t abandon me because she was a slutty flight attendant!” says Bobby.

“Do you think that actually hurts me or are you making a joke or saying something insightful?” says Lacey.

“I thought it would. You don’t give a shit?” says Bobby.

“ oh, no, he doesn’t if she’s my mom that’s a concept unfortunately, more than a fact of experience will call it in and experience that in a way yeah but it doesn’t really hurt me sweetie Lem hurts me my kids could hurt me. Mark can hurt me, but she doesn’t hurt me. She’s it’s jump the shark it went too far.” says Lacey.

“so you really don’t think Lem was in love with me at all?” says Bobby.

“ bobby I think it’s impossible.” says Lacey.

“ then why do you keep considering it?” he says.

“ honey look at my tits and my pretty face and my hot ass. That’s just the way my brain works.” says Lacey.

“you really can’t do anything about that?” he says.

“ nope that’s just the way I am in the fallen world and to be honest I think I’d like that, but they rarely ever except it. That’s who I am for some reason, but I actually am not sexy and ditzy and helpless but but and I mean, there’s nothing I can do about it.” says Lacey.

“ and you know you’re not a man at all?” he says.

“ hundred percent guarantee it!” says Lacey.

“ so you’re a genius, but you’re literally too ditzy to drive a car safely most of the time and I’ve almost killed you by suffocating you to death with your own body using demons?” says Bobby.

“Yup!” says Lacey.

“ oh, so your extraordinary powerful but you’re a ditz?” he says.

“ yeah Yep I’m a feminine person sweetie I was I am feminine I am 100% feminine.” says Lacey.

“ oh, so I’m torturing you with him right now but your logical mind and your intelligence tells you that it’s nonsense?” he says, laughing.

“ yes, I am capable of experiencing that and I am.” says Lacey.

“ and I don’t think most people are smart enough to figure that out and one of the things that I have learned to cover up for my intellectual struggles is to listen really closely to the exact rights information.” he says.

“ yeah, you’re very clever!” says Lacey.

“ I have a feeling my parents are too.” he says.

“ oh yeah, I think they probably are.” says Lacey.

“ and are David and Michael OK?” he says.

“ no they’re very upset right now.” says Lacey.

“ what else?” he asks.

“ they’re totally freaked out they’re totally freaked out.” she says.

“ one of the more than the other?” he says.

“ it seems like it and then they they both seem totally freaked out. David seems like he’s trying to keep calm. Michael doesn’t seem like he can keep him but maybe he secretly is.” says Lacey.

“ I I have a feeling Lacey that there’s an afterlife and that you’re actually seeing their ghosts.” he says.

“ it’s funny that you knew I needed to hear that but you’re right that’s very possible.” she says.

He laughs.

“ so that’s why you rely on your logical mind because when you’re just being yourself you’re a totally different person?” he says.

“ oh, well I am the same person but I do separate them so there’s a logical information that I present the world to keep myself safe and then there’s my actual being within me and I am the same person but I separate them probably because yeah when I’m being myself, I am not safe because people don’t give a shit about me for the most part if it all.” says Lacey.

“ so when you’re being yourself people just assume you’re stupid?” says Bobby.

“People try to kill me people try to molest me people try to rape me people try to just defile me in anyway they possibly fucking can. They treat me like a piece of garbage that deserves to be beaten to bloody pulp for eternity from hell Bobby. And they have since I was born practically, and I don’t deserve it.” says Lacey

“ do you have any idea why you’re experiencing this at all?” he says.

“None whatsoever, sometimes it’s actually quite amusing.” says Lacey.

“ sincerely?” he says.

“ yes, Bobby sincerely is that too much for you to comprehend?” says Lacey.

“ yes and I just narcissistically burst.

I just threatened to destroy her family.” he says.

“ yeah over Lem I know sweetie you’re pathetic but you’re more than that if you don’t go to hell, so can we keep talking or are you too lost?” says Lacey.

“ i’m so offended because you’re better looking than everyone in my family and I’m realizing that I’m shit compared to you and that’s really hard to handle.” says Bobby.

“ OK well try to catch up because this is an interesting conversation.” says Lacey.

“ oh, dammit.” he says.

Lacey waits.

“ oh, I don’t. I don’t know how to be nice to you.” he says.

Lacey nods.

“ are you taking out your anger at me on her?” says Lem.

“He is!” says God.

“ do you know she’s not the one that did it Bobby I am!” says Lem.

“Bobby, I don’t think he understood homosexuality OK?” says Chris Dodds.

“ a lame it’s real. I actually felt some thing for you.” says Bobby.

“ I didn’t know that.” says Lem.

“ and did you just think it was a joke?” says Bobby.

“ I thought it was a dysfunction that was not to be taken terribly seriously.” says Lem.

“Lem for people who are actually homosexual. It’s not like that. it’s real.” says Bobby.

“ and you know I avoided understanding that Bobby because it was weird and I was too scared.” says Lem. “ I am a man I was molested, and I told myself that it was nothing on a certain level because I didn’t want to accept what was happening because that was just too creepy.”

“ hey Bobby, this makes sense I’m sorry.” says Mark Zuckerberg.

“ does it really?” says Bobby.

“ it does.

Bobby, I don’t quite understand do you understand that people get hurt or do you not understand that at all?” says Lacey

“ I don’t understand it completely.” he admits

“ yeah OK well people get really hurt Bobby. And it’s real they get really really hurt.” says Lacey.

“ and how much have I hurt people?” he says.

“ and you’re probably one of the most hurtful men to ever live how about that?” says Lacey, laughing.

“ to ever live?” he says.

“ yes you’ve been you’ve been very busy. I don’t understand that part of your psychology completely but no, you’ve been obsessively busy hurting people, sweetheart your entire life.” says Lacey.

“ how have I really helped anyone?” he says.

“ not that much no. what do you want? That’s what you’ve chosen sweetie and that’s what’s wrong with you both, I would think.” says Lacey.

“ so you think I’m insane?” he says.

“ yeah there’s something clinically wrong with you. I think you have a personality disorder or something like that. And God knows that, but I think you’ve also chosen to be evil at times and that’s where it’s problematic but that’s between you and God.” says Lacey.

“ could you be this loving towards everyone?” he says.

“ yes I could.” says Lacey.

“ so you see me as like an infant with something wrong with their brain?” he says.

“ yep!” she says.

He thinks.

“ you’re a very hard time being at peace anymore and I think that was the drugs. I think you created some sort of nervous disorder for yourself by frying all of your nerves.” says Lacey.

“ yeah.” he says.

“ yeah and it makes it harder for you to reason through things like this conversation because if there’s been incarnation, I remember you when you were about 13 or 14 years old maybe 16?

And you were far more even serious person you were very difficult, but you were more in touch with your with your mind and you were a lot less impulsive and reactionary.” says Lacey.

“ oh, you’re just seeing that now?” he says.

“ yes.” she says.

“ I am so fried in my brain in my late teens?” he says.

“ oh, I think so. Yeah I think that’s when you really did the most damage some thing about that particular time I don’t know what drugs you were using at that time or how you were using them but I think that’s when you really did it to yourself.” says Lacey.

“ am I slightly dead?” he says.

“ yes.” she says.

“ so who who was I?” he says.

“ and very temperamental. Moody. You had a real dark side to your personality, but you could also be very sarcastic. You were a very difficult person, very feisty. You were cruel and mean. But sometimes you’d hold your tongue and you choose to say something nice and then you debate should I stay with this or should I stab this person in the back? And you sort of smirk.

It’ll be hard for you to figure out what you wanted to do so you sort of sit there feeling a little lordly as you try to figure out if you were going to kill the person burn them up or let them go.” says Lacey. “ you were him. I wonder if you took after the Fitzgerald slightlyzl

“Yes!” he says

“ yeah, you remind me of them and I’m not sure who your grandmother was but I’m your great grandmother, but I think that’s sort of where your personality comes from is your great grandmother who married honey fits.” says Lacey.

“ so we’re difficult people?” he says.

“ yes.” she says. “ and you’re not always very nice, but I think most of them had an ability to restrain themselves and sort of control that edge.” says Lacey.

“ am I a sociopath?” he says.

“ I think you’re sociopathic, but I think you might not be a full-fledged sociopath.

Hey, I don’t I don’t understand lemon that way, but I I love him.

If there’s reincarnation sweetie, I’m like you I’m Celtic and I don’t think he really understands Celtic people but I think he sort of does.

But but maybe there’s not reincarnation I don’t know, but I don’t think he completely understood you the way that I do just by nature.

I see the problem is Bobby people keep thinking that humans will save it will save us. They keep thinking that there’s some human who’s going to save everyone.

And that’s not reality.

And I think he thought that there was some thing about your family. Maybe that was really redemptive for some thing? But I know that’s bullshit. And I think he thought that you were better than you were, and more evil than you were at the same time.

And I listen if you were in my house at 14 you need to try to understand us I would never have let you use drugs I would’ve been ready to kill your mother to be honest.

And I would’ve been ready to strangle her to death after your father died, and possibly after your uncle died, I would’ve been ready to kill her because I would’ve thought she was a problem. But I wouldn’t have done that. I might’ve sent her to a funny farm for a while and then straightened you all out but that would’ve been a hell of a lot better than what happened.” says Lacey.

“ I don’t know that you even would’ve been able to be there though.” he says.

Lacey blinks.

“ that pisses me off because you keep your kids were kids OK and that bothers you that I care about you I’m sorry and yet I’m not.” says Lacey.

“ oh, you’re very cold!” he says.

“ two children who are not my kids who are not my actual nieces and nephews, but who I still care about like you yes I am, but I do care and it’s in a real way. Love might have cared as well, but in a real way, but that’s between me and him and God I am angry at him for how he handled you kids but I wasn’t there and I think he may have been trying to do his best, but he really fucked up.” says Lacey

“ I don’t think you could’ve been there.” says Bobby.

“ no you’re right your grandfather was too evil and your family was too dysfunctional but Bobby I still care and it still bothers me. I’m sorry.” says Lacey.

“ I don’t think Lem realized how serious certain things were Lacey.” says Bobby

“ I know I don’t think he did either. You were a poor Irish family.

And then he expected you to be something totally different.

But I’m not fooled. not really.

And I know that you’re not that dumb.

You’re dumb, but you’re not dumb and that way you’re not dumb.” says Lacey.

“So then what am I supposed to do with your love did I ever occur to you? What the fuck am I supposed to do with this love??” yells Bobby.

Lacey laughs.

“ that’s a very good point!” says Lacey.

He cries slightly

“ I know my mom thinks you’re crazy!” he says.

“ do you think I give a shit about that kind of stupidity?” says Lacey.

“ probably not.” he says

“ Bobby what the fuck am I supposed to do with you people shoot you all?” says Lacey.

“ no, I mean that’s a good point.” he says.

“Yep!” says Lacey.

“ what are we supposed to do?” he says.

“ you know I’ve already told you you’re supposed to just do your best. Carry-on.

That’s all you can do!” she says

“ well, Lacey that’s a pretty shitty life!” he says.

“ life is often shitty Bobby it’s often total fucking shit for a lot of people.

You’re lucky compared to a lot of kids.” says Lacey.

“ do you know sometimes I feel like crying though I really do!” he says.

“ well, that’s very brave of you. Stop trying to overpower me I don’t think you can do it.” says Lacey.

“ And where are you in love with my father?” he says.

She laughs.

“ do you laugh at your dad and his stupidity?”’says Lacey.

Bobby gets serious.

She waits.

“ I don’t get why that stupid!” he says.

“ oh, sure, do you think that the whole thing is just a fuck fest?” says Lacey.

“ I mean, sort of.” he says.

“ yeah it’s not.” says Lacey.

“ why don’t you love my dad?” he says

Lacey laughs. “ do you really wanna know?”

He thinks.

“ yes, I do know I don’t!” he says, hurt

“ yeah sweetie your dad was short!

He also just wasn’t really what I was looking for in a man.” says Lacey.

“ but you’re the best looking of all of the wives. Or would be wives even.” he says

“ I am so fucking what?” says Lacey.

“ well, I think that means something!” he says.

“ it doesn’t really it’s just arbitrary nonsense. Sweetie competitions are just bullshit it’s not that nothing matters Bobby it’s that we all die and we all poop and we all get sick and so a lot of that stuff doesn’t mean what you think it means.” says Lacey.

He cries.

“ I don’t even know what I like.” he says.

“ well, if you don’t go to hell you can figure that out.” says Lacey.

“ Bobby, is she actually parenting you?” says Cyrus.

“ yes.” he says.