“Hi.” by Michael Rockefeller

“I was straight.” says Lem.

“So…let’s talk.” says Michael to Chris Hayes.

You know…I really am being inappropriately channeled by you. …And so if there’s an Illuminati you have yet to understand how off you are. …Because you refuse to admit that you’re not your screen persona…AT ALL. … Chris she’s not an idiot…because you’re not just a persona but rather you’re doing something really psychologically weird. …Part of why she was not sure what was happening. if there is an Illuminati is because you’re not just a persona you channel me. And when you channel someone who’s alive, it only goes so far. When you channel someone who’s dead, there are usually roadblocks protecting that person. It’s actually very difficult to channel Lem, even though he’s being violated. And after the birth of her first child, it is no longer possible to easily channel Lacey either. But my family if there is an Illuminati was in the Illuminati, and they’re not my children they’re not my friends, they’re my parents. And there was some protection provided to me by my sister and a few of my friends. Because she has defied my family at times to do the right thing. I would believe David tried to protect me. But basically I was left out in the open so to speak. And so it’s very easy to channel me unfortunately. And that’s part of how I’m able to manifest at the drop of a hat in public places using people who look like me. I used that to comfort my sister I was I was trying to comfort her and I’ve used that to comfort Lacey but it’s not a normal thing to be able to do. It’s not normal to be able to find random men anywhere you go who are just there who look like you who can literally make Lacey or your sister wonder and have to do double takes. That’s that’s the power of witchcraft unfortunately. so, using the power of witchcraft, I am able to basically manifest almost in the flesh but not quite. Because I was betrayed, but my family actually does love me and God loves me more and so I am able to use evil for good.

So we need to talk about this.

You don’t like the fact that she’s better than you and I understand that, but you’ve made it a problem for the whole world.

“Are you wealthier than me?” says Joe Bartolotta to Lacey.

“Yes.” says Lacey.

“I make $130,000!” he says. “Well…$150,000.”

“We have more. And we live in Minnesota.” says Lacey.

“Is your husband smarter than me?” he says.

“Yes.” says Lacey.

“He’s better looking too.” says Joe.

“Yes and no.” says Lacey.

“You should have dated Nolan Teel.” says Joe.

“Maybe?” says Lacey.

Umm…I’m not sure where IN HELL that was going.

Chris…GROW-UP.

*a reader laughs*

“Do you actually like golf?” says Chris to Lacey.

“I love golf.” says Lacey.

He thinks.

“I don’t…play…golf.” says Chris Hayes.

Lacey gets weirdly suddenly sleepy.

“Chris what are you trying to say with that?” says George Bush Junior.

“Did you think I’d play golf?” asks Chris. “Back in 2016?”

“No??? …But not…not??” says Lacey.

“Michael is Chanel 22 a good fragrance for Lacey or was she confused?” says Casi’s mom.

“It is kind of a strange fragrance for her, but she wasn’t confused and yet she was.” says Michael.

“Why is it strange?” asks a Russian.

“Because it’s too melodramatic.” says Michael.

“Is Chanel No. 5 too melodramatic?” asks a French woman.

“No.” says Michael.

“What fragrances do you actually think speak to her?” says Mr. Cologne 76.

“Houbigant Quelques Fleurs, Orangers En Fleurs, and Chantilly. Weil Antilope. Chanel 1957, La Pausa, and Number 5. Floris English Violets and White Rose and Rose Geranium. Guerlain Fol Arome, L’Heure Bleue, Shalimar, and Mon Guerlain. …Lanvin My Sin. …Parfums De Marly Athalia. Memo Sintra. Tom Ford Lost Cherry. …Schiaparelli Shocking. …Estée Lauder Beautiful. Dana Tabu. Issey Miyake L’Eau D’Issey. …And a few old ones she’s never smelled.” says Michael.

So!! Chris!!

“Are you my arch nemesis?” says Joe Bartolotta to Michael.

Michael exhales.

“If you’d lived…would I have met you?” says Joe.

“You’re not still in love with her?” says Michael.

“That’s true.” says Joe.

“So what are you talking about!?” says Michael.

Joe thinks.

Chris!!! TALK!!

“I’m prideful. …Or something.” says Joe.

Chris!!! TALK!!

“I’m…wasted a lot.” says Chris. “If there’s an Illuminati.”

“How do you work that way??” says Lacey.

“I use drugs…in a very…systematic way.” says Chris.

“But it must mess up your sleep!” says Lacey.

His wife nods.

“Yeah.” he says.

“Can you imagine us being that way!?” says Erin.

“Yes.” says Lacey.

Chris…it’s the logistics of it. …You’re OLD.

“Yeah.” says Lacey.

“But Lem used drugs old!” says Caroline, laughing.

“You think I’m a stupid little kid.” says Chris.

Lacey laughs.

“I just keep thinking that it’s going to interfere with your work or that it’ll harm you.” says Lacey.

“I mean it is hard on my body. It is.” says Chris.

“Well yeah and Lem wasn’t working, you know, in a stressful job in that way. So…” says Lacey.

“It is hard on your body Chris. It really is.” says Tucker Carlson.

“Maybe you don’t care that you’ll have a heart attack in your 70s.” says Lacey.

“I think you could have a heart attack in your 50s!” says Chris to Lacey.

She thinks. “Well and if I do, it’s because my whole life I didn’t know that I was supposed to be watching my cholesterol. I was under the impression that I should be watching for diabetes not cholesterol so I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s true but you know I couldn’t do-I couldn’t do anything about that. You could…not use drugs.” says Lacey.

“Yeah, that’s true!” says Chris.

“Who was she sleeping with? When she thought that my husband was a different person and she thought she was involved with him was it actually him or was it somebody else?” says Kate.

“It was Lem. She actually was sleeping with Lem, but she didn’t know that. And when she fell in love with you, it was me who she was in love with, but she didn’t know that either.” says Michael.

“That’s awful!!” says a reader.

“Ahh yeah, it’s like a living Hell.” says God

So Chris, do you understand what I’m trying to tell you?

His wife says no.

She’s not who you think she is and you’re interacting with someone who doesn’t exist. It’s better than it used to be but you’re still not quite understanding who she is. And she’s very complex certainly but it’s more than that. This is real or it’s not. She’s not schizophrenic. So there are two options because I am a real ghost…they are either evil dead people, or demons, or both who’ve been torturing her, and making fun of her to be cruel by inventing an Illuminati that doesn’t exist…or if there is one, we’re really talking to you. And if there is one, I really am Michael Rockefeller. She really could have married me Chris, for real. She is extraordinarily beautiful, but we’re also just made for each other. And she is a she and I was attracted to women. And she always has been a she and that’s astoundingly fuckingly obviously true.

I am so sick and tired of the bullshit!!!!

If this is real, you found my would be wife living in Seattle, and an upscale apartment collecting perfume. Her husband comes from a wealthy family. Her family is old money like Seattle is a city. Do you think Seattle is a city or not? If you think Seattle is a city like New York is the city then you have to accept that she’s old money, even though she’s not New York City. It’s just that simple. It’s not New York but it is the city and it does have a similarity with New York in that it’s a city. And imagining that the perspective on ‘the city’ is relevant is actually quite stupid. I’m sorry. Lacey might not agree with me but I think it’s completely idiotic and she doesn’t know why but I do.

Your argument is that factual things matter just as much as a perspective on something and that is reality. But I would take it a step further than that in her direction. And I have no idea why do people keep trying to make Seattle rural. That’s insane!!!

So Chris, you have to understand she’s not the person you wanted her to be.

When she got drunk on her birthday at a speakeasy in Seattle, and then wept over you, she was crying over me. She was also crying over Lem. Oh, and she was crying over Louis. And she was crying over for Harold. But mostly over Lem. Because she doesn’t know that she’s being lied to. And there’s no way for her to know. And she knows the truth, which is why those lies seem possible, because Jack took the truth and used it to make it seem like Lem couldn’t love her.

And that’s absolute bullshit that he doesn’t love her, and that she is being abandoned in a profound way…but then he found out that I was in love with her, and that was when he may have decided that he had to take it a step further, and make her think that I couldn’t possibly love her either. Because she was very strong by choice and she was astounded, but it wasn’t hurtful enough and he wanted to make it more hurtful because he couldn’t believe that she wasn’t just falling apart. And so he used you to make her think that I couldn’t possibly love her either. And so when she fell apart, weeping on her birthday, it was over me. I’m the man in New York City who is she was told about supernaturally. When she was in Saint Paul, she was walking around with her family and someone told her that she was going to get married at her 40s to a somewhat short, blonde haired man who lived in New York City. That’s a combination of Vladimir Putin, Lem and me.  Jack, Judith Exner and several other jealous dead women who hated her all made that up and perverted the Holy Spirit to tell her that.  And because they use the Holy Spirit in a perverse way as dead people. Some of them don’t exist anymore.  Because that’s an egregious thing to do. It’s extraordinarily serious!. But it does happen, and charismatics are very vulnerable. But God understands that they’re trying to hear from Him and He’s very understanding and actually they were not that off because they were really just being incredibly mean but it was so serious that it was part of where their heart was and a few of them don’t exist. 

But that’s part of how she got confused because she heard that that she was going to get married to somebody who lived in New York. From the Holy Spirit, mostly and she was slightly disturbed by it, but she also felt the Holy Spirit move when she said it and so she didn’t quite know whether that was God or not but it also kinda seemed like it might be? And so she held onto that because it was a very hopeful thing to think. It wasn’t necessarily helpful, but it was hopeful. So it was like well maybe life will turn out after all I just need to keep hanging on. But that was when she was about 34 and she’s 41 now and it’s extremely unlikely. And it really was a combination of Vladimir Putin, me and Lem. And that man that she saw doesn’t even exist.

And she was told that he was a businessman, doing some thing with gemstones, or some sort of expensive good, living in New York City. So it was sort of Vladimir Putin, in a way, because he had some sort of business that was evil and yet not? And she couldn’t quite figure that out but? And then he looks kind of like several different people combined but the point is it seems like a real person.

So she was on the lookout subconsciously for this person. And it was just me and Lem and Vladimir Putin. Which is how when she was devastated by you on her birthday she doesn’t understand this, but it turned into something about me. So she was thinking, ‘How do I do this because it seems like we’re communicating but it’s like weird..but it’s like we’re communicating.’ And truth be told if I was in a bad marriage Chris and I met her I may have considered leaving my wife for her. and it seems like we were the same person so she was tempted to try to call you because she had your actual phone number or email address and so she was trying to figure out. Should I email him or should I not email him because that’s kind of weird? And she couldn’t do that because it was so weird. But it was me who she thought she was interacting with not you. So if I was in a situation like that with her where she was out and she was incredibly upset and very drunk on her birthday, I would’ve wanted her to call me or email me right away. I would’ve scolded her and yelled at her and said you’ve got to contact me if you’re ever that sad or if you’re ever that down or if you’re ever that scared especially if you’re really drunk I need it and it’s your birthday. I don’t care where I am. I don’t care who I’m talking to. I don’t care what’s going on you contacts me. It’s not paternal Chris. It’s love it’s friendship. It’s actual like closeness and loyalty. One way or another and actual love. So I would’ve wanted her to contact me. I would’ve thought it was actually really irritating if she didn’t. Because I actually care about her. I genuinely care about her. So that was the conundrum. She was having Kate and Chris on her birthday. What the hell is she supposed to do? Is she supposed to contact you? Is she supposed to not contact you because she censored her spirits that it was very serious that she should probably contact you but then she said that she thought wait hold on no that can’t be right because it that’s not what’s happening. But then she thought OK that’s not what’s happening but that is what’s happening I love you it’s like how do you sort that went through as it was happening or not it doesn’t even make any sense in the spirit. It makes no sense.

So you were laughing at her thinking she was a nut case for having a crush on you and it was a crazy at all. You have an astounding lack of empathy when it comes to her it’s almost preposterous, but it if there’s an illuminati, it’s real.

So I don’t know what you and Kate were expecting because you’ve really not spent time with her person you don’t really know her. And yet you refuse to except that when people are meant for each other, Chris and Anne in a real way that it actually is that astounding and life‘s in life changing they do you have a psychic bond that’s very powerful and that’s not bullshit and I’m sorry that you’re either too backward or too narcissistic to understand that concept. There are a lot of people who think that they’re experiencing that when they’re not, but it is real. It actually is a thing.

And so what happened was extraordinarily confusing to her because it seemed like she was talking to me, but it was actually you. Oh, and there was no way she was gonna be able to figure it out because it’s extremely complicated. Could I have been in a bad marriage and have not had a wife who didn’t care if I left her? Absolutely! And you have to understand we’re different people than you and that way, and so I was completely capable of having a wife like Kate, who would not have been angry at me if I left her yeah, even with small children, sincerely. It’s not possible to be happy at Jack’s wedding, if you’re Lem and your anything other than heterosexual. but amazingly it is possible or not for me to have a wife who I was in a dead marriage, with who was really more of a friend than a wife who would’ve taken me for how 20 million possibly. And then would’ve had 20 million that she didn’t have before the prestige of having been my wife and then a life of her own and Kate is a lawyer sweetie. She went to Brown your wife is a lawyer! And she’s not a housewife! And Lacey knew that. Or what so Lacey do that and she was thinking 00 he will just get 20 million lives Michael and have a license grown as a lawyer. She could buy a $4 million estate in Connecticut have horses and just get remarried to someone who she likes more. And so she thought she was doing Kate, a really big favor in a way. She didn’t realize that you weren’t me OK? And that could be where she’s a little ditzy, but not completely part of that is the lies that people have told her.

So she thought I don’t know it’ll be fine. Katie will be happy. She’s a lawyer there in a bad marriage for sure so I think this will work out. Because you channel me. So if I don’t, is it a bad marriage with a woman who went to Brown and he was a successful enough lawyer, who could take 20 million for me sweetheart and live a very good life would I want her to call me if she was drunk and suicidal on her birthday. Yeah I would! Because I needed love I wanted. I would’ve wanted her to be with me. I would’ve thought we’ll work it out. We’ll work it out! And we would have, and it might’ve been stressful and problematic would’ve had a chowder and whatever time we had together ahead of us. That was also the way I was raised by my father.

So when you rejected her, it was astounding to her, but she believed you. But then she thought what the fuck do I even have left? What do I even have left? Also, it’s been astounding to her to look in the mirror ever sense that and see how beautiful she is because she thinks what the hell I lost my twin flame to soulmates three actually again I am this beautiful. This is weird! And I’m not a bad person I mean I have sent and I work with Christ but I’m not like this really terrible person. I’m not stupid. There’s times I think she may have worried that she collected too much perfume or something because she just couldn’t figure out what made all these men so repulsed by her. I know she’s not attracted to women at all, and never will be and never has been. And no she’s not a pervert, and so that’s the problem Chris you’re you’re dealing with the supernatural and you don’t really understand it.

And if you’re out of God’s will and you’re being an evil hearted person you’re bound to make a serious mistake.

And the truth is she could be for a poor farm family, and we could still be soulmates. Chris, she is that beautiful. She is that lovable. I don’t know what your problem is in that way as a person it’s kind of psychotic.

If you got hurt by someone like me, that’s not my fault.

Why couldn’t her husband be helpful to her because he can be a real jerk and he is safe for her to be with for the most part, but he can be a real jerk.

So she was drunk she was miserable wandering around downtown Seattle on her birthday and she had no one to call and so she thought of emailing you because she thought you were me. And if you had been me know, I would take her from them indefinitely, but I would’ve been her husband and we would be happy right now or I would be dying in her arms but that’s not what happened.

You don’t understand the way she thinks sweetie and then that’s where florist by florist. Violets is actually a really good fragrance for her. Tell Caflur works too. She doesn’t realize that I’m rich. That sounds hard to believe but she really she really doesn’t realize that. Or if you think of Mallory from family ties it, but without the evil part of Malory, you could kind of believe someone like her could exist. So she was looking for Skippy Handelman too. I guess you could say, but that’s that’s not what happened but but if it if I had been alive, no of course I am of course I’m rich.

And then she thinks oh wow I could buy a lot of perfume, possibly. But then she thinks, but the but the, but that’s a lot of money. And then she thinks all my goodness that’s a lot of money. And then she thinks oh no, that’s too much money! It’s so weird we would’ve purchased a few expensive bottles of perfume and then she would’ve gotten scared because it’s so expensive. And we would’ve been very frugal mostly. She’s very smart, but she has no sense of things like that almost at all. She’s not like Jack she’s not a spendthrift. She just genuinely doesn’t understand what’s going on. It’s not that she lacks a sense of business, though. Quite the opposite! It’s more like a disorientation and so she is just doesn’t it’s not there it’s like how some people get lost really easily. That’s how her brain works when it comes to money. And so she did as long as she’s with the right man she’s fine because he is long as he has a good sense of that she doesn’t get lost but she’s very innocent and pure hearted and so and so she generally ends up because she’s so beautiful and she’s in the upper class with men who are wealthy , because she knows she has no idea what she’s doing. It embarrasses her, but then she thinks well maybe he’ll look the other way. No sincerely maybe he’ll look the other way and he won’t judge me for not understanding. I know that is not like Jack. And it’s not that she can’t balance of a checkbook it’s not that she can’t keep herself and check from over spending. It’s that she literally has no sense of the whole thing in that way. It’s not like a spending addiction or a problem with with spending too much. It’s very unique, but she doesn’t understand OK?

So what would she been? What would she have been expecting? Just whatever. Look if you’d flowing in on a private plane, taking her on a private plane and then bought her a house she would’ve been surprised, but that’s all just surprised. I’m not exaggerating. But it took her a few years to realize that you were the person you were pretending to be and you just weren’t interested. You were attracted to her, but you just weren’t really Interested.

Oh, she hast to stay with her husband because it’s not really safe in her perspective to leave him. And she’s not helpless. She is an adult and she’s not without mental facilities, but she knows her self and she knows that they are far more stable and better off if she stays with him and tries to work with him as much as she can, then, if she leaves him. And she expected you to understand that. I’m sorry it’s irritating to me as an intellectual because feminist lie about how different they are than certain women like her. And they might do it to try to win some argument with someone stubborn, who would be too stupid to understand how do you watched and complex everything really is. So she needed someone like lamb sweetheart. She’s just old-fashioned OK? Or me. Because they’re used to be a lot of women in the past who are like her. And yes, they were all naturally submissive and curvier and more fertile. And so she’s fine with lamb. She’s fine with me and her husband works with her, but she doesn’t do well with someone who expects her to be more of a man. And yet she’s incredibly intelligent and very well spoken and independent and strong and brave.

So no, she was expecting to talk to me on her birthday, and she found nobody.

And she could explain the class system, but people don’t want to hear it and I think that we’re going to we’re not gonna keep wasting our time.

The truth is Chris you don’t have as much money as you claim to and then away her husband has just as much if not more than you do. And you’re certainly not me.

If you want to have a conversation about how that bothers you and makes you angry we can talk about that but we’re going to move on with our day now because there’s a house to clean she has a cold and sometimes I wonder how useful a lot of things are, but I’m not God.