“Lacey is my secret friend. I am some thing like her father. Tom. She understands me better than most people. She knows I use cocaine, because of childhood trauma and obsessive compulsive disorder and depression. Sebastian has had a crush on her since we were in the first grade. She is first cousins with one of the more prestigious, families and old money circles in New York. We call it first cousins, but it’s first cousins once removed. She’s not a valley girl she’s my secret friend.
She knows that Sebastian and I are really not siblings at all and that his crush on me is creepy because we are actually technically are siblings but that we we really are in love with each other. We just lie about it.
See…people who imitate me are such pathetic losers. She knows it. I know it and we don’t talk about it because it’s sad.
When she joined the perfume community, she was never expecting anyone to be upset by anything to that degree that they were. Because in our family in our background, and we’re not related well we are distantly related, but in our background people don’t live like dogs?
OK and so every year Lacey goes and buys a Chanel suit that they have tailored. And she hates tailoring Chanel I understand but it has to be done. And that’s just like shopping for toothpaste in our world. It’s really not a big deal.
So the way that we see it is that Chanel is a clothing manufacturer. But that it rises to the level of art. And so it becomes something special. And so it no longer is just a piece of clothing. Which is why she hates tailoring it, but it has to be done. But Chanel is her favorite clothing manufacturer. It’s not mine, but she’s very traditional and she likes it.
When people see the movie I don’t think they realize that I would have to be a functional person or it’s not real. People have not realize that about JFK and it’s disgusting but Lacey and I are used to stuff like that. We’ve seen a lot.
Lacey has hurt Vanessa Trump’s feelings, but she did it partially to test her to see if she actually knew what she was talking about. Vanessa Trump is now dating, as far as Lacey knows, Tiger Woods…and she looks really good. Which passes Lacey’s test. The test being can you move on pick yourself up and look fantastic and be happy and she’s done that. We’re proud of her. That’s a joke we’re not proud of her. We’re not her parents, we’re just happy that she’s able to be so elite.
Why would that make us happy? Because it’s nice to see cis gendered, straight women, or at least, mostly straight women looking good and being happy in a real way. It also looks good for the Trump family. It just looks good. And it makes United States seem like a more viable country. I don’t know if Vanessa realizes that or not, but when she does so well for herself, because of who she is, she makes the whole country look more healthy. And that’s a lot of pressure, but she seems to be able to handle it to some degree. People would be surprised by how much that public announcement of their happy union pre-marriage actually bolsters a lot of people’s perspectives on a lot of things not just the economy, but a lot of other stuff too. Ivana both did, and did not understand that. She knew that she had to advertise that part of herself, but she doesn’t understand that she really had to take care of herself and be happy, because people in a sense depended on her to take care of herself for their own mental well-being.
Lacey has seen me snort cocaine and she’s tried to talk me out of it, but it was between letting me snort cocaine and letting me cut myself because she couldn’t physically restrain me and so I bought cocaine I used it she gave me a hug. It wasn’t sexual we cried we watched a movie we ate pizza. It was just pizza. It wasn’t sexual. And then I slept…and I felt better the next day. She’s an actual friend to me. It’s not sexual it’s not romantic she’s an actual friend. 
My parents love her her parents care about me in a real way and we’re distantly related. I am a woman and I’ve always been a woman too. Quit trying to make it some thing relatable. There are very few people that I trust but I trust her because she doesn’t trust herself but she does at the same time. And she’s the same way with me. I don’t trust myself either and yet I do. It’s complicated and elite. We do trust ourselves, and we do trust each other but when you’re that who leads…in a way, you never let your guard down ever…with anyone. The thing is we understand each other. And there’s a reason people like us are snobby.
We really do love each other and it’s unconditional but it’s not stupid.
It’s not that we don’t trust each other at all or trust ourselves. We really do have real trust and we could get very hurt by each other but it’s it’s a defense mechanism that our ancestors built up over hundreds of years running countries, fighting wars and being in charge of stuff. We learned how to love each other, but always keep one eye open. And part of the reason we do that is actually concern for each other. Because what if someone’s going to stab her in the back what if someone’s gonna stab me in the back and I don’t see it coming and they have me brainwashed. We have a love for each other. It’s just you can’t just be frivolous. 
She knows what really happened.” says Kathryn.
“I knew that Annette was going to seduce him!” says Lacey.
Kathryn laughs and nods. “I can’t stand Annette. I absolutely cannot stand that bitch.”
“A lot of people think that Annette Hargrove is the ideal candidate to defend children who are being molested but she’s not. Kathryn is right about her, and if you’re anything like me, maybe there are some children who would be safer with Annette but I think that ultimately Kathryn is far closer to the truth of sex than Annette.” says Lacey.
“Yeah.
Annette is very controlling and pushy.” says Kathryn. “Women like her are needy and pathetic, but they pretend to be saints.”
“I know. She pretends to be so innocent, but I knew she was going to seduce him.” says Lacey. “And that they knew that poor bastard was never going to see it coming.”
“She’s right! He was such a fucking sucker…but then I just had to let it go. I just had to let it go.” says Kathryn.
“Camila doesn’t know these women. I do Margaret was something like both of them. None of my children, other than Anne, would probably be able to relate to these two people all that well.” says Queen Elizabeth II.
“I am a very sensitive person, but I hide it extremely well.” says Kathryn.
“I knew he was gonna fall for her. I knew it!” says Lacey.
“She did! She warned me!” says Kathryn.
“What I can never figure out about people like Annette is are they actually aware of what they’re doing and they’re just incredibly conniving and incredibly evil or are they accidentally doing it?” says Lacey.
“Did you really want his car?” says a reader.
“I did! I loved that car! But I’m like Lacey and we’re very different people than who you think. I wasn’t really after that car. I was after him. But he was a very hard person to be with. It was very hard to keep his attention, and I was trying to find a way to make it exciting to be with me. I mean, I don’t know how that is an obvious to people, but whatever?
The thing is, we weren’t related. And her parents were together, but they weren’t really people who we were close to. And I was devastated my parents got divorced. And so is he for different reasons, but the same thing essentially. And we confused in each other about that. And truthfully, we were more in love than our parents were. We got totally ripped off with that one. But I mean we were adolescence, young adolescence when it happened, and our parents didn’t know each other that well we had barely ever seen each other if ever, and so our parents didn’t realize that we had this love between us, and then they met.
We were in love it wasn’t incestuous it was real.
I am a fictional character. I’m not the actress actually. She can talk to fictional characters we get along with her.
And in this fictional world, she could actually be distantly related to me through her father.
Sebastian has had a crush on her since we were in the first grade but we both genuinely decided that he was in love with me and not her. He loves Lacey. He thinks that she’s really smart. He loves hearing her views on politics and world events. He finds him very insightful. No he sincerely does. He’s like what does Lacey think at times not often but sometimes he’s genuinely curious to know what she’s thinking about certain things just for his own personal interest. But he gets bored with her because she’s so intellectual. Lem doesn’t and that’s great but he does Sebastian he gets bored with Lacey. Because she’s so sincere about it and that’s why it’s nice to listen to her…but she doesn’t quit. And so it’s like fun to hear what she has to say byt sometimes I’m just like OK let’s stop let’s stop talking about this. She’s not autistic. She’s just a very analytical person. And she tends to get caught up in topics because she is that smart.
So Sebastian and I are better together. We can just chill together and relax because we’re just on the same wavelength. Many times when our parents were somewhere when we were about 15 we started listening to music together and smoking pots and just hanging out on the sofa in the parlor. I guess you could call it it’s not really a parlor it’s more like a drawing room, but there’s a television in there. Lacey wants to just call it the living room and I don’t blame her. But it it it is where we were when we would smoke pot and sit and just listen to Radiohead and just zone out and like cuddle basically.
There’s times I have to tell Lacey things like, ‘Why the fuck did you wear that today? You look like a hideous piece of shit!’ And she’s like, ‘Oh my gosh really?’ And then she goes and changes and genuinely looks a lot better. Yes, there are times where she literally goes and changes like she has are maid go down to a store right down the street from where I live and buy her clothes and she looks better.  In this world she is Tom’s daughter and she is his daughter so this has to be discussed.  They had a lot of money. They don’t have as much as some people, but they had enough where she could definitely go buy a new outfit if she needed to at a moment’s notice in New York City. 
I know I’ve saved her public embarrassment probably about 10 or 11 times. And after Sebastian died, I was able to pull myself together because she warned me and so I had myself totally emotionally protected. I mean I was devastated because I was in love with him in a way that I don’t think Annette was, but I pulled myself together because I told myself that I would see him when I died, and that it was his punishment to have to see me be happy for the next 70 years or 50 years and then when we saw each other again, he was going to regret it. Yes, Lacey and I both know that ghosts exist.
Annette and him had some love scene and I saw it but it is nothing like what him and I were capable of together. It really isn’t! And you guys don’t know that because you’re so fucking backward! You think that what we had was like pornography and it wasn’t real. And think the same thing of Lacey in Lem. Because you want to think that your shitty sex is good. Bobby has absolutely shitty sex. And so when he obsessively listens to Lacey and Lem he imagines that it’s fake because he can’t imagine being that aroused or being that arousing to anybody. He is a narcissistic idiot, and so he thinks that he can be really good at sex when actually he’s genuinely too retarded to be. Narcissistic people are good at the initial stages of sex, but they’re not actually good at sex. And I kind of think he knows that and that’s part of the reason that Joan Rivers is dead.
The conservatives baffle me today. I don’t think you people understand what you’re looking at anymore. I’m not saying the liberals are better than you I’m saying that you’re losing touch yourself with reality. There is no way that Bobby isn’t somewhat aware of the fact that he is awful in bed. But he lies about it because he gets an incredible amount of his sense of self from thinking he’s superior to other people when it comes to sex. I, I mean I don’t understand, but I would not be surprised if David, his brother ended up dead because he dated Rachel Ward instead of Bobby. I don’t think he takes kindly to losing even if it’s fair and square and it’s demented on his part to give a shit. But what’s happening with Lacey is far more complex and disturbing. He is obsessed with them.
And he reminds me of Annette. She wasn’t that narcissistic. But she was similar as person. And people like them are really irritating to people like Lacey and me. Because they are obsessive parasitic, and incredibly selfish. But everyone thinks that they’re innocent victims. Because they’re so self righteous and prim and Godly. And when I say Godly, I mean religious. And if that’s wrong, if they’re not religious, they won’t care. Because then their faith wouldn’t be about show it would be about God. And being called religious, sincerely by someone who cares with simply being admonishment, and the wounds of a friend. I see you can’t challenge their honor like that because they either don’t have any honor or they just are too helpless. But they’re not children. They’re not children! And it’s disgusting that they can’t defend themselves like adults. They created this country where they’re supposed to be able to and then they can’t. And that’s supposed to be my problem, because I can!?? I think, not!
Catherine Middleton…is an Annette.   And I know that William loves her. But when some of the people who snubbed her from the aristocracy did so they did that partially because they were trying in a very backward way to protect her from getting hurt. By him! William is incredibly psychologically, complicated. And if you’re not ready for that, it’s going to hurt. He’s a hurtful person. And he might be capable of being in love, and being a good husband, but you’ve got to realize that he’s a combination of a lot of very complicated people. And if he’s abusive, it’s because he’s abusive, you’re being abused, potentially for real. And maybe it’s still worth it but that’s not some thing that a middle-class person necessarily would understand. Lacey understands that I understand that the British aristocracy that was titled or really aristocratic Catherine understood that about him. The Kennedys do not. The Kennedys are from the gutter and their psychological problems are very different from ours. I’m sorry. It is genetic as offensive as that seemingly was to F Scott Fitzgerald. 
That doesn’t mean that Lem doesn’t love Lacey or that Catherine didn’t love William, but people have to be aware of differences for their own good, and the good of William and Lacey and everybody else. 
Lacey and I never make pronouncements about other people’s relationships almost ever.
Alright, here comes the terrible part. Lacey is genetically Tom’s daughter. And she thinks more like me. So to us a $40,000 perfume collection is extravagant. And it’s not like it’s nothing at all. But it’s only $40,000 and it’s just perfume. And so we don’t cognitively understand what Marsie and Casi and Chris Hayes were angry about.  We cognitively don’t understand.  It’s like this: imagine that you’re eating a nice juicy hamburger with french fries that are perfectly salted and a pickle at a really good bar.  You’re eating that hamburger you’re enjoying yourself you’re sipping your soda and you’re thinking, ‘Hey…why don’t I eat this well all the time?’ And you’re irritated because as much as you’re enjoying eating that a little part of you was thinking, ‘So…why can’t I cook like this at home?’   that is how Lacey and I see perfume. Whether it’s a $600 bottle or a $5000 bottle or $150 bottle. Because it’s all perfume. If you guys don’t seem to understand that concept. It’s all perfume.  and Lacey is not comfortable spending $5000 on perfume that she knows is not as good necessarily even as Chanel. Because it’s $5000 and you guys don’t understand that money doesn’t grow on trees. If you have old money, you get that concept because you’ve made a fortune last through frugal, living investing, and being privileged.  New Money people show off with money because they don’t understand that it goes away. I’m not saying that you can’t buy huge diamonds or be lavish but you have to understand that that’s all that you have then. The money is gone. Unless if you sell it the money is gone. 
And some people just like living like that it’s just fun, but I only do that in moderation and Lacey doesn’t do that almost at all.
Yes, the school where Lacey’s daughter goes may be within some justified rights depending on how good they’re doing at taking care of her daughter and other children asking Lacey to donate more money. But that’s something that will be proven over time.
See those are things that her and I have to think about. What is our moral obligation to give?
Old houses are expensive.
But they’re worth it.
We don’t understand why $5000 spent a year on niche perfume and rare old perfume, and some designer perfume would be considered atrocious. She’s not spending that anymore. This year she spent a total of around $600. And us that’s a lot but it’s not ridiculous. These people expect her to to be buying like Lamborghinis, and flying in a yacht to be legitimate old money. And they’ve trapped her in an awful life that is really a living Hell.
And people don’t want to think oh you know those are bad people because to Marsie $3000 of perfume is a really big stinking deal! And her and her her wife use Marsie’s perfume collection to show off. And I don’t know if Casi understood that. Marsie ie is showing off. Marsie is showing off.
Lacey‘s mother was a bitch and named her Carrie with a K. Marcy‘s mother might not of knowing that her name seems kind of strange.
Why did you? Why didn’t your mother give you a C instead of an S? Was she trying to make people say your name right because she was trying to be classy?
Lacey’s name is annoying legally but that’s why she calls herself Lacey because she’s just so fed up with everything that she’s making fun of stuff. And her father understands. Lacey is a joke. The name is a joke, not the person. 
See Annette would never call herself Lacey. Because Annette even if she was a grown woman would never reference herself in that way. That’s just not who she is. And people don’t like that about Lacey because they feel embarrassed that they pretended to be her when they were teenagers and now I realize that she was more that than they ever were. But no, she’s not a cheating scumbag and actually I’m not either, believe it or not. I was in love with Sebastian. Use your head and try to realize that like objectively I seem obsessed with him.
I’m sorry Bobby is a broke drug addict loser, and that Jeffrey doesn’t understand that because he’s not related to Goldman Sachs.
We don’t understand Marsie why are you guys are angry. We really don’t understand. I know people bullied you or people were weird to you at times when you would show how much money you had but Lacey doesn’t even catch that at all. Because to us, Marsie, it’s just really sincerely not that big of a deal.” says Kathryn.
“So do you guys understand what we’re doing?” says Marsie.
“Do you understand what we’re doing Marsie. You have it backwards!” says Kathryn.
Sebastian looks annoyed.
And Sebastian Riddle…of Messiah College…is gay. Sebastian Valmont is not.
Lacey Banks…feels…suddenly wealthy…but very sweet…and English.
“Except you’re also Prussian!” says Kathryn.
“That’s true.” says Lacey.
“I think Lacey knew I was gay before I did.” says Sebastian Riddle.
“And I have news for you: I have a feeling you’re actually pansexual or bisexual.” says Lacey to Mr. Riddle.
“She’s right. I am.” says Sebastian Riddle. “You solved the riddle Lacey.” 
“Well…and if it’s not allowed in Heaven…then you obviously will be straight, but it seems as though for now you are bisexual.” says Lacey.
“Wait…that’s not allowed!!” says Logan.
Sebastian Riddle laughs at him. Rolls his eyes.
“Do you understand catholic theology or theology at all?” says Sebastian Riddle.
“No…not really…” he says.
Sebastian nods. “She’s being intellectually honest and sincere and actually really open-minded and courageous and yet you can’t accept that because you’re an arrogant asshole and most people alive today are really dumb really uneducated and really overconfident about everything!” yells Sebastian.
“I don’t understand how she can say what she says, and claim to be an ally.” says Logan.
“Yeah…you know not everyone has to be an ally.” says Sebastian, getting angry. “Do you realize you’re being used by homophobic jackasses like Bobby!??
“Well I just don’t see how we’re going to control everybody Sebastian. If we have this intellectual discussion that she wants to have! So help me God!
If we do it slowly I don’t see how we’re going to keep things as they are!!!
I don’t see how it’s gonna work!!!
Because…because the bottom line is about gay marriage. That’s the bottom line!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“But Bobby not everyone believes that it’s OK.” says a Republican.
“Well…then those who are just morons who are backward! Duh!” says Bobby.
“Do you not want to have a real conversation with her because then you’d have to stop being a condescending bitch or what?” says God to Logan. “It’s either allowed or it’s not, and you could be wrong, but you’re not open to hearing that because you think you know everything all gay men do today!!”
“It’s not possible that it could be wrong! That is totally beyond impossible…impossible!” says Logan.
“Actually it’s technically not and the fact that you say stuff like that and most gay men say stuff like that is the problem, Logan. And I can see that and so can she!” says Kathryn.
“Really…they’re trying to be helpful. And if you can’t accept that then I think will just have to stop talking to you. I’m sorry.” says the Democratic Party of Minnesota.
“You can’t force me to think something and you have to accept that!” says Kathryn to the DNC. “Look if it is allowed in Heaven how do you know that Lacey isn’t taking the devils advocate side to try to be helpful to people? And I understand that concept but I don’t know if most people alive today seem to at all.”
“She’s trying to explain to them what they believe to protect them and you both. Isn’t that nice!?” says Sebastian Valmont.
“He isn’t going to like that.” says Reese Witherspoon.
“OK but I am a fictional character and I have had almost no chance to help her and I can tell and I understand why but she doesn’t. No one‘s ever explained that part of the way people think and they’re thinking, to her. And I think she was hoping that the perfume community would. In their own way. And they just don’t want to. They just don’t want to explain.” says Kathryn.
“How does she not understand this?” says a man.
“You wanna know the truth? Because it’s really sad. She didn’t really ever have much of a mother. And this is the kind of stuff that a mother tells you, but I father might not think to.” says Kathryn.
“This CANNOT BE TRUE!!
I’m better than her and Lem was gay!!!
I love with me, OK GUYS!??” yells Bobby, sincerely.
“And that’s why I pray everyday that she just gets blown up with her family.” says Kathryn.
Sebastian nods in agreement.
“I mean we had sex in the middle of the night tonight because I gave her a dream where she heard my voice…but I guess that doesn’t matter to any of you but OK.” says Lem.
“Yeah…and then Jeffrey tried to have sex with her this morning when she was trying to figure out what happened with Jack.
You guys are really hung up on that.” says Kathryn.
“They really are!” says Jon Ham laughing.
“You were supposed to be like him. And you know that?” says Kathryn.
“Yes!” says Jon.
They laugh.
“Do you think you could channel her?” says a psychic.
“He probably could but I’d have to be consenting, but no, he probably could.” says Kathryn.
“You’re very attractive, but I just don’t know what is going through her head right now with people so-“ says Lacey to Jon.
He nods.
“Would you do that!?” says Jeffrey.
“I don’t know if I was bored I guess? I’m an actor so I understand the concept. I don’t know. I don’t know, maybe? Maybe not?” he says.
Ben rolls his eyes.
“Hey you guys? Why why are we avoiding being hurtful to Bobby at all costs?” asks Kasey.
“It’s because they’re backward Kasey.” says Kathryn.
“Well hopefully someone will explain to us why they were angry!” says Louis, annoyed.
“I honestly don’t understand it either!” says Kathryn.
Awkward silence.
“You know Jeffrey, the Kennedys are basically broke. Why the fuck doesn’t that matter to you!?” says Lem.
“Because he cannot entertain the thought the Kathryn is real being somewhere in a realm that’s connected to ours, and that she actually was hurt when Sebastian died, possibly in a way that Annette wasn’t.” says NBC.
“And the truth is all of Joe‘s kids struggled in school and had to have tutors.” says Gloria Swanson.
“Why are you expecting them to give you a literary analysis and a psychological analysis of people at almost at all? I think some people like Lacey could probably do it but I don’t think I could do it. I think some people you can ask their opinion and it’s valid and it might be really helpful, but they’re not gonna be able to give you great insight. I have a very strong suspicion that Lem…was straight! …REALLY!” says her neighbor.
“I think people are just too scared. I think they’re too chicken to really analyze what she’s saying.“ says Logan.
“ listen God is real and I know that and I tried for years to be straight because I know God exists. But I’ve had to come to the reality that that’s just who I am. And she understands that.
You’re very arrogant! But a lot of people are.
There’s nothing that she’s doing that’s really offensive to you and you’re trying to be offended so maybe instead of questioning her sexuality to a psychotic degree everything that she says you should start wondering why you wanna pick her apart. Why do you have to restrain yourself to be nice to her? I don’t have to and I’m smarter than you. And you’re so weird annoying to me too but you don’t want to think that because we’re both bisexual and we’re supposed to be best friends for stupid reasons!
I don’t hate you and neither does she you attacked her. Grow-up. What the fuck are you thinking that you can just get away with the fact that you’re being a bitch to her and she won’t notice!? No whatwhat she’s saying is smart, and it’s helpful to you, but you’re too narcissistic to realize that!” yells Sebastian Riddle.
“Oh crap!” says Satan.
“Lacey it seems like you are often right about everything, even though you’re a cis gendered straight woman. And that’s sad that we don’t realize that a cis gendered straight woman could legitimately be right about stuff and not just opinionated. Except it doesn’t seem like everyone is that stupid and it seems like it’s more the middle class unfortunately.
So I am just realizing that you’re not smug.” says Logan.
“No, she’s not!” says Kathryn.
“Hey Bobby, you’re going to destroy Trump’s legacy if they don’t find a way to kill you or control you.” says Sebastian.
“Do you and Lacey have sexual chemistry?” asks God of Sebastian.
“No I look something like Lem and that’s interesting I guess but for some reason I’m not him and she can tell the difference and for some reason we just don’t have that what we’re actually believe it or not, very close. And she was part of our justification for being so mean to people because she was very bullied and we felt very vindicated being so cruel to people because we knew what was inside their heart. But I know she’s she’s a good friend of mine.” says Sebastian.
“Sebastian I am so confused. I had a crush on you growing up and I’m trying to figure something out.” says a Millennial woman.
“OK.” he says.
“How do you not care about Annette at the very beginning and then suddenly change your mind?” she says.
“Because she’s a bitch.” says Sebastian. “Ahh…you don’t understand I’m sorry.”
“I do! Louis does! But most people don’t.” says Kathryn.
“So I can’t get over my second wife, but that is something that Lacey understands in a way that is pretty unusual and what he’s not telling you is that Annette drove him to his death. It was accidental on her part entirely I hope. But I have to say that because sometimes I wonder. Annette’s not stupid! She understands sin and death. But I’m not sure if she understands love. She claims to, but I don’t know that she really does.
And Sebastian assumed once they made love that they would be together. But I don’t know if Annette thought that. And Lacey doesn’t put out for Lem if you’re going to put it crassly because he fools her. And they do sleep together at least every week to two weeks and they used to be every day, but they’ve been too harassed to be able to do that. hey, she’s devastated. Absolutely devastated. Looking at pictures of him analyzing what he could’ve done with Jack absolutely devastated. And she’s ready to just let go of him forever if she has to. But even though there’s an incredible amount of accountability between them, that is very intense, he always manages to explain himself to assure her and guarantee his love for her for eternity, and it is so sincere that he gets laid, and they have a really good time. And it’s not a problem to them. It doesn’t do her any harm. It’s the way that I think it should be and that Sebastian thought it should be too. So basically, it’s based on a French novel that was very sophisticated and the movie does sort of explain that but not completely.
Lem is actually somewhat French. Lacey might be slightly too, and they both look like that. But it’s not as strong on her side but it’s the same sort of French that is in my family. Lem is very French. The Kennedys are not actually French at all other than on Jackie‘s side. Jack was 100% Irish, and possibly slightly Ashkenazi Jew. There were Jews in Ireland. And you know what I’m not antisemitic, but it’s worth saying that because people are very stupid nowadays.
Lacey is not actually Jewish at all but I would not go there with her because she does love them in Christ. And so arguing with her would be deadly from any perspective about the nation of Israel or really Jews in general. I would not go there with Lacey because if you do, you’re sweating your own throat or you’re gonna end up blowing someone up who really shouldn’t be blown-up.
Lacey is capable of having the sort of love that Sebastian was expecting from Annette. And so was Kathryn. And the pain and torture that you’re supposed to go through to be with them is part of the reason why people use drugs, and become alcoholics when they’re really elite. But it’s not because they abuse you it’s because you you kind of have to be totally vulnerable to them in a way that’s very painful at times. And it’s not actually healthy, but it can happen. And the sad truth is Catherine and Sebastian never had to use drugs to be together and neither do Lacey and Lem. They are very safe with each other. But Sebastian was a liar, to himself. And people like Jack love that idea because it gives them hope that maybe Lemmers might actually be real and not just a figment of his vain imagination. Some man who looks straight, but is magically astronomically in love with him. Some gay men like Jack have a fetish for straight men. Jack had a fetish for straight men. He liked bisexual, but his ultimate was a straight guy, and that doesn’t exist, but he liked the idea of seducing a straight man. He just he likes the idea of having sexual power over people, children parents siblings straight men, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he tried lesbian women as well. He he really liked that feeling of seducing somebody who wasn’t supposed to be attracted to him. He got high off of the idea of being with somebody who didn’t really want him, but magically became so obsessed with him that they couldn’t help it because he was so attractive and so amazing that they just couldn’t. They couldn’t get over it! He was a huge narcissist!!! And his obsession with Lem’s was that line was confused and vulnerable and brilliant and slightly confusing to him… because Lem is very complicated. So complicated that it’s been noted.
And so anyway, Lacey is doing what Sebastian expected of Annette. Which is understanding who he really is what’s really going on in his head what’s really going on in his hearts and that he really just wants to be with her. But in a way, that is not middle-class. And I don’t understand why you people can’t see that!!
It’s terrifying.
Are you placating Bobby or are you fake and emotionally and intellectually backward?
Jack was obsessed with Lem. But historians don’t see that because the Kennedys very cleverly lied about it from the very beginning. Lem looks straight Jack does not. People think it’s the other way around, but it’s not. Len was straight and confused and vulnerable and Jack never realized that love would’ve had to be severely retarded to not be constantly devastated by him. And Bobby can’t hear that and he’s controlling Lacey‘s spirit and she’s letting him because if she lets go with him something really terrible happen. Not her death not the death of her children and some thing else that she has almost no control over. It’s entirely spiritual. His problems with his voice are because he controls her in a way that is very evil. Because he genuinely can’t handle being rejected which is why he does that to people. And Jack couldn’t handle it either. So he found a vulnerable straight man who would never be hurt, and then kept him vulnerable.
But see this is the thing…Lem can always get back in bed with Lacey as long as he is himself, and he worships Christ because he’s that in love with her…he loves her that much… but they have an understanding that is elite. It’s not like a middle class person. It’s not like a lower class person and so what I need you to understand is that she’s human. OK? So when Kathryn and her say, we really don’t get it, they’re being sincere and vulnerable. they have to watch their back I I always have too. The world events happening because of her and I was similar to that. This isn’t a joke. They sincerely have to watch their back for the sake of everyone. This is real! You want them to do that trust me! But then that’s for people like Marcy and Casi I have a really gross. And in their defense, they may not understand that but they’re disgusting. And so is Chris Hayes and Bobby and everyone else who has refused to understand that their bankruptcy and their shit family name from the 60s and their MSNBC card doesn’t affect the world the way that trillions of dollars and oil does or a father, who is in cahoots with Nixon. See you then Chris says oh I am in cahoots with people I am in cahoots with people not the way her father was not the way her father was. Chris things that he’s the leader of a gang and that’s noches dumb. It’s almost hilarious because it’s so psychotic.
No, her father is not Tony soprano. Her father was friends with Al Capone. They were actually working together her father was a boss in a sense to Joe Kennedy Senior… he knew the Roosevelts he was connected to people not just because he works for a television show… because he controlled millions and millions of dollars that they needed. He was worth 50 million and today he would probably be a billionaire. Chris is worth 6 million at most. Bobby is bankrupt. Their social connections are not the same thing as being in cahoots with someone. I don’t wanna have to explain more because I don’t have the patience to. I’m sorry. We’ve been trying to explain this to these people for 10 years as the Democratic Party falls apart as the country girl falls apart as well. Things actually happened that are real that they can’t control because they’re worth fucking shit compared to her! Elizabeth Warren is a powerful woman, but she’s not as powerful as Tom was or the oil. And I understand that there’s a global conspiracy, and that Chris Hayes is in on it. It really is a global conspiracy and they are working together. But that’s not the same thing as the power structure and the power dynamics that her father had when he was running the country. Does Chris Hayes? Think he’s is powerful is George Soros does Elizabeth Warren? Think he’s as powerful as George Soros no resolve it was just as powerful, if not more powerful than George Soros. And George Soros is so new money that he can’t handle hearing that and neither can Jeff Bezos and neither can a lot of other people because they don’t want to believe that that’s true because they’re incredibly insecure and disgustingly immature.
Unfortunately, Sebastian actually loved Annette less than Kathryn. But millennials were led to believe the opposite and it’s sad. I’m not smiling in that car and driving away is not some thing that she would have been able to do if she was in love with him as the movie wants you to believe. When someone dies who you really love who really loves you, and you know that it’s never something to smile about. Because you miss that person even if you know you’re going to see them someday when you’re dead, you miss them. How the fuck was Annette so happy? Millennials have asked that question and they were told a bunch of bullshit. Oh, she just knew that they were really in love. I don’t think so! Listen, you might not be as sad as some people would be if there’s reincarnation Lacey was devastated when she died. Because Lem loved her, but she never fully understood that. So she was ready to die because she was nervous about being death about being alive while he was dead it scared her. Because she thought was going to happen. Where is he? I need to be with him. I’m scared. I miss him. And that’s perfectly normal! So she, she was particularly devastated I mean it was off the charts! If there’s reincarnation. I wouldn’t call her the saddest widow, I would say it’s that would be a joke compared to the sort of grief that she went through constantly. She was drinking partially, because she could barely function physically at all. If there’s reincarnation. And I wouldn’t say that’s impossible that she sensed that there was something evil going on because there was.
But even if she had fully understood how much she loved her, and even if she knew there was something evil, but she had a very strong sense that God would take care of them I think she still would’ve been really sad. Because…it’s sad.
So the fact that Annette was so sad is missing. And she’s way too excited to drive that car and end it. It’s just a very weird ending. Because no listen if Lacey and I were married the kind of love that we would’ve had for each other would’ve been kind of like a combination because we’re both Christians and I was a really nice person and so is she and we would’ve been very faithful to each other, believe it or not, and we would’ve had very little to complain about. And our kids would be incredibly healthy. People and people would be threatened by that, but we would be OK. But listen when I died, or when she died, it would’ve been devastating, even if even if we became twin flames, it would be devastating because I’d be dead, and she miss me or or she be dead and I would miss her. Because we like each other, you know I mean we got married and we were in love, so why the heck wouldn’t we miss each other? Why would we miss each other?? That’s insane! Prince, Philip and Elizabeth had problems in their marriage, but while Elizabeth was alive, Philip did try to contact Elizabeth through Lacey and flirt with her very awkwardly. And Elizabeth was intrigued and slightly hurt at the same time because they had problems. But they were in love, and they didn’t miss each other. I don’t understand why Annette could be so psychotically happy. But that is more proof that Lem was straight. because the same people that don’t understand that movie who may have even made it are the same people who made all of this mythology about Jack and Lem.
So in case, if you’re wondering, no, I am sorry, millennials I hate to break it to you, but that movie was a lie the way that you understood it. Kathryn was not necessarily as evil hearted as she seems. and Sebastian was very confused himself, but in a different way than Lem. He got totally wrapped up in all these convoluted ideas and dramatic narratives that he didn’t really listen to himself enough and figure out what he really wanted. He was very in love with her and attracted to Annette. And it was real love. But there was a flaw between them that was impossible.
Annette is very attracted to him, but she is not in love with him the way that Kathryn is. Kathryn is almost ready to go to Hell to keep him. But Annette thinks that she is because she’s spreading her legs. And that, even though I’m a Christian and I do believe in true love waits, and all that is absolute bullshit! Human beings when they reach, sexual maturity are designed to have sex. It is not some great feet to spread your legs as a pretty young woman who is in love with an attractive young man when you’re in love with them. It’s dumb! And I understand that she was putting herself out there and being vulnerable, but I think the problem is that if they are in love, she knew some thing about him psychologically where she would’ve had to have known that she was putting herself out there, but not really. Because she knew he was attracted to her. She knew that he was probably falling in love with her and so it wasn’t some miracle that she decided to sleep with him. I think she would’ve had to have been on birth control. I think she would’ve had to have been very dishonest in that way, and very conniving and uppity. Because she’s on birth control she somehow knows that he doesn’t have it even Ariel diseases or she chooses not to care because you can’t tell me that that young woman was going to get pregnant. There are people who would do that but I don’t think Annette Hargrove is one of them. And I could be wrong about her, but I highly doubt that that young woman was planning to have an abortion or take Plan B. I think she was on birth control, and she knew exactly what she was doing. She was manipulative and she thought no. He wants it now and I’ll do it and I don’t really know if I should but I think we’re probably in love and it’s OK. So why do we not notice any of this? Why does it not bother us? Annette was preparing herself for premarital sex. She may have been waiting until just the right moment but there’s somethings slightly fake about her in the sense that she’s not like Lacey she wasn’t waiting until marriage. She wasn’t necessarily waiting for a committed solid relationship even she was waiting for just the right moment. Because why would she need to be on birth control if she wasn’t a little bit of a slut?
And you know it’s not that she was wrong to wait for the right moment, but she wasn’t really this innocent dove that boomers wanted you to think she was possibly. Because she was preparing herself for sex at a moments notice. Why else would you need to be on birth control? Unless if you knew it could happen any day anytime anywhere she wasn’t in a committed relationship. She could’ve been worried about rape that’s one reason right that’s one thing, but I could be wrong, but I think that’s probably unlikely. I don’t think someone who is really hyper sensitive about rape would do some of the things that she does, with herself.
Where is Catherine is out there she is out there with her sax. She’s out there with her physical emotional needs. She’s cutthroat and there’s something heartbreaking. And very sincere about it. And in a sense, she’s desperate to be with Sebastian. But she knows that about herself, and so she’s willing to put herself out there as long as she protects herself at the same time. Where, as a nut is pretentious and pretends that she is so Christian and decent and really wholesome. There’s nothing that much more wholesome about her at all. And Lacey is that Lacey is Annette and she’s had a miserable life because she took it very seriously. but Annette isn’t that much of a Christian she’s not that innocent of a person in her motivations. She is trying to seem like she has all the beauty and grander of heaven but also that she’s sophisticated and worldly at the same time. And not in a way that is like Lacey and Catherine it’s in a way that is uppity and condescending and cold as ice from my personal experience and Lacey’s and Kathryn’s as well.
I married a Catherine because I didn’t want to mess around with someone like Annette. I don’t trust Annette and neither does Lacey. Annette stabs us in the back.
My wife did stab me in the back, but let me tell you the wounds of someone like that are a lot less painful personally than the wounds of somebody who pretends to be so good and isn’t. I’m not saying that my second wife is someone who I should’ve married, but I am saying that I trusted her more in many ways than I trusted a lot of other people. 
Oh, and unfortunately that is where things go very badly. Because he dies, leaving people thinking that Annette was the love of his life. And then Catherine is left in tears faking being OK in front of her peers, and Annette is a smug bitch who drives off smiling in his car.
Kathryn is the one who’s actually grieving him in a real way.  Annette is bizarrely unbothered. And we can say oh it was just bad writing and that’s impossible. They were love. But you have to take the movie as what it is and not edit it to be what you want it to be as an intellectual.  You can say oh well this is what I think really happened. It was just a bad movie and bad writing. Fine! But it is it’s a movie and it was made, and it might be worthwhile to analyze it for what it is and not just assume blindly at least that that’s a mistake. Why is Annette so damn happy? 
I have my suspicions.
I think that Annette had lust for Sebastian and not love. And I think she was possibly obsessed with Kathryn and him both secretly. It’s weird how she knew them at the beginning without a lot of introduction. I kind of think that she had some sense of who they were, and had a crush on Sebastian before she even met him. And I think she got very caught up in the drama of the whole thing and took herself way too seriously and thought she was more in love than she really was. I think she hated Annette, but saw herself as a victim, and didn’t realize that somehow she was antagonizing Annette. And I think that she probably was not straight. I think Reese Witherspoon could be, but for some reason, I don’t think that Annette is. And I wouldn’t be surprised if Annette was actually slightly attracted to Kathryn. And I think that there’s a sub textual secret, that not everyone even wants to think exists. I think that a nut was trying to impress Kathryn in a way that was somewhat homosexual. and so I think that when Sebastian dies Annette is less sad about it than she should be because Kathryn is still alive, and for some reason that’s more important to her than him. I think it bothers Annette that he’s dead but I don’t think she thinks it’s as tragic as it is because she’s mad at him for betraying her still…she got what she wanted from him because she was really just after his body…she got his car and I think she thinks that she’s really getting through to Kathryn what really matters. I think that the reason she smiles is because she thinks, ‘Wow! Kathryn really understands now the meaning of everything.’ And that matters more to her as a bisexual who, for some reason is more impressed with Kathryn than with him, because she feels hope that someday her and Kathryn might get married and be happy. It’s pathetic but I think subconsciously that that’s what Annette is smiling about is thinking, ‘Well gee…I’ve got Kathryn in the bag! Because someday that woman will turn around…and be like me…and settle down and maybe we can get married!’ And I don’t know why the homosexual community has never picked up on that or if they have why they’ve never been open about it.
It’s subtextually in the movie I don’t understand why people have totally missed it.
And I feel bad for Kathryn, because I actually think that she was probably straight or she preferred men and I think that she was devastated when Sebastian died.” says Louis. 
Later.
In tears, super upset, “I DON’T CARE!!!” yells Jeffrey Sachs. “I’m ELITE!! SO I DON’T HAVE TO CARE!!!”
“YEAH BABY!!!” yells Melania. “YOU LICK MY BUTTHOLE, YOU SASSY BITCH!!”
And at that he slaps her ass. President Donald Trump is aghast.
“Jeffrey what are you mad about?” asks the CIA.
“That she thinks that human emotion is real!” he says. “I am an expert from Harvard and she’s a poor woman, so she supposed to believe me!” he says, drinking.
Melania hangs on him.
“YEAH! BABY!!!” yells a Liberal jackass in the CIA who decided to try to torture Lacey to death by driving her insane, for fun. Just because he’s hateful and has a personality disorder.”
“PERSONALITY DISORDERS AREN’T REAL!” yells Jeffrey.
“Were you a fan of Cruel Intentions?” says Lem.
“FUCK YOU, BITCH! …FUCK YOU!!” yells Jeffrey.
“Geez!!!” says Dmitry.
“Don’t go there with me! You don’t know me!!!” yells Jeffrey.
“Jeffrey and I are a tag teaming to try to talk some sense into Lacey about ahhh…Lem…and his sexuality but she’s just totally obstinate and it’s getting really tiring…but I’ll keep it up. I’ll run the race! Don’t worry! I’ve got ya! So…ahh…it’s all gonna be fine!!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior, grinning.
“Why do you think we care so much?” says a Native American woman.
“Because you just do! Gawl!! …Come on!!” says Bobby.
“Do you care that we don’t care?” she says.
“No…I don’t care!
But I’m gonna make you care because he was the love of my life!!
DAMMIT!!!” says Bobby, bending over weeping uncontrollably.
“Bobby why didn’t you just go to Haiti?” says God.
“I don’t know father!! I don’t know!!” he says, sincerely.
Jeffrey nods.
“I have sinned!!!” he says to God, weeping.
“Hey…that’s right…let it all out!” says Jeffrey. 
“I just wanted-
I wanted-
I wanted to just be!!!
I want understand why they don’t get us?
See…all older people are so 0! …Youth is where-
It’s just like how am I supposed to know?
How am I supposed to know is justification. And who is the loser!? …Who is a shitfaced fucking tall ugly as fuck fat ugly bitch loser!?!
Oh, sisters, the way I was expected to be up all up, honest about my feelings for him.
I mean shit son of a bitch!” says Bobby.
“Except did anything sexual ever happen?” says Kathryn.
“You smarmy little bitch fictional character! When I die I’ll catch you!” says Jeffrey, crying.
She safely laughs.
“No Kathryn, for your information, nothing ever happened.“ says Bobby.
“But Bobby that can’t be true. We can’t say that! So that’s not true.” says Jeffrey.
Donald Trump has taken away Melania.
“Oh that’s right.
Yeah, I know something happened. Totally!! Oh yeah absolutely!” says Bobby sincerely.
“What happened in Bali!?” says the woman.
“I think you know what happened!” says Bobby with a wink.
“But Bobby you just said nothing happened!” says Jeffrey.
“But you just told me to say something happened.” says Bobby.
“But Bobby, that’s not what you said.” says Jeffrey, suggestively.
A moment later.
“He’s right, because I remember being molested.” says Bobby.
“Then…it wasn’t considered sex and still shouldn’t be.” she says.
“You know…that’s not true.” says Bobby.
“How is that?” she says.
Jeffrey smiles confidently. Waiting.
“Yes…
I mean I guess it was molestation but then I grew older so I looked into his eyes and I was like…you know he molested me…but now come to think of it….he’s hot.
So…I guess it’s not molestation anymore.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.
“So then you developed a crush on him after he molested you?” she says.
“Well yeah because the first time that we sucked each other‘s cock and we had amazing orgasms it was molestation, and then after that I realized that he was attractive… I mean, I just fell in love with him, but-but nothing ever happened because I told him that…umm…that I was busy a lot.” says Bobby.
“Umm…so then when you have these amazing orgasms, it was consensual sex?” she says. “Because you were like 15 when that happened.” 
“I mean yeah and he didn’t like molest molest me. Because he was like a surrogate father figure. But I mean it was still molestation.” he says.
“Ahh…how is that molestation though if it was such great sex?” she says.
“I don’t know. I mean I don’t know, but it happened so-“ he says.
“I don’t think any of this happened Bobby. I think you’re I think you’re lying!” she says.
“Fuck you! You dirty bastard fuck you!!” he screams.
“So then that was all fake?” says Kathryn.
Jeffrey looks worried.
“Well no shit it was!” says Bobby.
“Bobby I don’t think anything happened because that’s what you first said.” says the woman.
“You filthy fucking liar!” he says, sincerely.
He marches off. Jeffrey follows him.
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