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“So I take it that that’s an actual suicide letter that you would have written in 2007?” says Elon Musk.

“Yes, verbatim.” says God.

“And where would this have happened?” says Russia.

“On the railroad tracks right outside of Messiah College now Messiah University in probably July or August 2007.” says God.

“If there wasn’t a train to hit me and I misunderstood the schedule, I would have probably found a car or I would have just walked around and prayed to die extremely drunk. I may have ended-up just desperately trying to think of ways to kill myself, if I couldn’t find a train.” says Lacey.

“There was a train that went by Messiah College. She may have had the schedule wrong, but in her head it was in the early morning hours, and it was an industrial train. It wasn’t Amtrak. It was some sort of industrial train that was near the school.” says UND.

“Where did you go by the school?” says the Illuminati, skeptically, and very condescendingly.

“I would have to look that up. I actually don’t know.” says UND.

“Lacey where do you think it was?” and John Belter.

“I’m trying to remember, but I think it was somewhere near the Yellow Breeches. Although I’m not sure. I an sure at the time I would’ve figured it out but off the top of my head I think it was somewhere near the Yellow Breeches.” says Lacey.

“She’s right there was a train.” says Lem.

“How close was this to happening?” asks Bill Rhea.

“Ahh…she worked with a man who was sexually violent at the college that summer, and she was not aware of how violent he actually was but today she realized that if she had figured it out, this is what she would’ve tried. Or rather probably done, depending on a few different factors, but if she had just the right combination of experiences, and if she’d realized that he was sexually attacking her she would have probably killed herself.” says a dead saint.

“It’s an incredibly same thing to do and if you criticize it…I may have to find some way to bring back a disease that will destroy most of humanity.” says God, losing His patience.

“Bobby I kind of am calling your bluff.

I don’t think that there’s really any actual genuine proof that Lem was gay and I think there’s unequivocal proof that he was straight and I have a feeling nothing happened between the two of you and that you’re just a total fucking asshole from Hell.” says Olivia.

Jeffrey Sachs weeps.

“Oh my father, my dad and I all died because Lacey gave me the idea accidentally kill myself.” says a man in Pennsylvania. “My father worked with homeless people. Lacey cares about them more than most people do.

As punishment, my brother and my dad are making me be mentally retarded for a while because they think that that is a fair thing to force me to do and God agrees and so I’m sorry if I’m a little slow.

But they have somewhat of a sense of humor about it aside from our family’s suffering. La

Lacey is not stupid. She had a hunch that getting hit by a train would be relatively painless because she fell down the stairs and was surprised after she fell to discover that, even though her head was very seriously hurt it didn’t actually physically cause her that much pain. And she would’ve intuitively figured that out had she decided to kill herself in 2007. So she knew that throwing yourself in front of a train would be a quick and relatively painless death. If the train was going fast enough and didn’t see you there.

And I heard that through spiritual forces that are connected to homeless people. A demon and a ghost kept telling me that it would be relatively painless. And that ghost is still existing, but they’re in purgatory, and they both do, and do not regret telling me what is just true. They were a homeless person. They knew I was suicidal, and they knew that the world was headed to a really bad place. And they were trying to be helpful. They decided that my father and my brother and I should all die.

This is not made up.

It’s complicated.

Lacey went for a walk in Redwing Minnesota next to a train depot that is very haunted. About a month ago. And some terrible things were said to her. And she wished she could just have her whole family hit by a train and go to Heaven. 

And someone heard her because she’s somewhat dead already who is really dead. And that person told somebody else who told somebody else and eventually the information got to me. Why me?

Because I live in Pennsylvania.

And Lacey was on the North Shore on vacation when she decided to watch the news in Pittsburgh. With Lem. But nobody respected that. And she spent most of her vacation talking to Bobby about whether or not Lem could’ve been gay based on the picture that he found for her of Lem advertising, his penis like a gay man. Her children are growing up and they’re stealing their life from them. Bobby is a brainless, heartless fool by choice. Bobby Kennedy Junior is who I mean.

She has explained everything, but they don’t want to hear it.

Don’t you think it’s weird that all this shit keeps happening in Pennsylvania?!?

*Trump nods*

I do too!

She watched the news in Pittsburgh, where a woman was hit by cement. And Lem is buried. His family is buried there as well.

The nurses are angry, because people are biting them in Pennsylvania in Pittsburgh. That is very near where the woman was killed by a Cement roll it roll thing roll a cement roll.

I do not know the name for that.

She watch the news and heard about the nurses who are angry that they’re being attacked by patients in Pittsburgh. And then she heard about how the bridge is crumbling. It was supposed to be a special moment for them alone together, but turns out it was stolen from them.

He was showing her that she’s been living in Pittsburgh spiritually her whole life because of him and his love for her but someone shut that up because they got too mad.

And the Kennedys have defiled Lem’s grave.

Oh, I heard about the idea of throwing myself in front of a train, because she watch the news in Pittsburgh, and it was attacked sadistically. Louis protected her with Christ and he still is but he couldn’t keep people from hearing about what was happening.

Spiritual news travels fast by train. It’s the metal. Lem grew up in Pittsburgh.

A lot of the train tracks were built by steel from Pittsburgh? And the train tracks that connects Pittsburgh to Messiah University also connect them to Louis Hill Junior. And so I heard about a great way to kill myself.

It literally traveled right down the tracks.

And it got in my head and I couldn’t get it out.

That’s right it got stuck in my head and I couldn’t get it out. It got stuck in my head and I couldn’t get it out for the life of me.

I couldn’t figure out how to stop thinking about it. And so I sat there and we all ended up dead. We all ended up dead together.

That train came fast!

Aside from my family is grieving it’s not so bad being dead.  God is a good God.  And hey, we didn’t go to Hell. 

So in case, if you’re wondering, yup. My death is connected to the fact that she would’ve killed her self in 2007. And my death is connected to the fact that Jack was a sexual predator. Jack Kennedy. John Fitzgerald Kennedy. President John F Kennedy. That’s who I mean.

I’m sorry I killed myself.” he says.