Casi ROCKS

Listen to “New York, New York” as performed by Frank Sinatra & Tony Bennett.

Casi is covered in a silver sequin dress. Standing atop of a large podium. Surrounded by dancing men. They’re all gay? Mostly.

They wear top hats and ties and sequin cummerbunds.

Spotlights highlight her.

She tries to sing. She can’t. She’s not actually a very good singer.

That’s okay. Frank and Tony have it.

A rather large woman, she tries to gracefully prance down the stairs to her right, and still look entertaining. She feels awkward and visibly embarrassed. But being Casi she tries to stay calm and collected and look in control.

1:53

“SHUT-UP” she yells at a group of Italian women who immigrated to the U.S. in the 1800’s.

They keep making fun of her.

They won’t stop.

2:52

“SHUT-UP!!” she yells at them.

They throw things at her.

3:19

The song ends.

God: She’s been using British kindness against everyone. Her own people want to speak with her.

Listen to “You Make Me Feel So Young” as performed by Frank Sinatra plays.

Casi believes she’s made peace with the other 1800’s Italian women.

She hasn’t. They fooled her.

Grinning, she falls. Wearing high heels. But she catches herself. One leg sprawled out. Gripping the stairs, like she’s giving it a hug.

The other 1800’s women of Italy, laugh at her.

“YOU CUNT! YOU’D HAVE DIED HERE!” they yell at her.

“Fine.” says Casi.

“Nah! You bitch! You think we’re joking!?” says one of them.

“Yeah. How are we your friend!?

Lacey is right.

Why do you automatically assume we want to be your friend!?” yells another one of them.

Casi can’t find an explanation.

“I’ll tell you why! YOU are the stupidest snob ever!” yells a third Italian woman from the 1800’s.

Casi cries, because it could be true.

“I’m poor now! You can’t say that to me!” says Virginia.

“What do you know about working in New York City!? In a coal mine!” says one of the women.

“You never had to work that hard!” says Casi, VERY stupidly.

“ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?” yells one of the women.

“I mean, okay?” says Casi, rolling her eyes. “You all work hard.”

“WE DIED THERE!! OFTEN!!” yells one of the young Italian women who died.

“WHERE WERE YOU, YOU UGLY CUNT…WHILE I WAS BEING STRANGLED!? TO MAKE A SHIRT!?” yells one of the Italian immigrants of the 1800’s.

Listen to “I’ve Got You Under My Skin” as performed by Frank Sinatra.

Casi rolls her eyes and tries to prance off in her heels. Heavy-set.

One of the women grabs her sequin dress. It rips off, revealing Casi’s old granny underwear.

“Really!?” says Lacey.

1:38

“She apparently wears granny panties.” says a dead Italian man.

2:11

“Convenient. She’d be in trouble if she wasn’t.” says Lacey.

Casi stumbles off, wearing her granny panties and a sequin shirt. And heels.

The song ends.