Listen to “Somebody I Used To Know” by Gotye.
The Illuminati in a minivan: Yes! There are no real lines in the universe.
Lacey: *Thinks*
Then why do razors cut?
The Illuminati: *Thinks*
3:03
The Illuminati (still all in the van): *Thinks*
The song ends.
Listen to “Magic Tree And I Let Myself Go” by Craig Armstrong.
Lacey: So?
1:00
The Illuminati: *Thinks*
1:24
The Illuminati: Umm…-
1:46
The Illuminati: *Thinks*
2:28
The Illuminati: FINE!
But what do you mean!??
3:00
Lacey: *Thinks*
3:23
Lacey: *Thinks*
3:42
Lacey: HOLD ON! I’ll think of it.
4:02
The Illuminati: Okay.
Can you get us out of this van?
4:31
Lacey: I’m not sure it’s safe.
4:50
The Illuminati: *Begins to cry.*
The song ends.
Lacey: You’ll have to just trust God, and you’ll be fine.
Listen to “Hotel Sayre” by Craig Armstrong.
The Illuminati: Who’s mad at us for lying about Scott and Zelda?
God: Me.
1:02
The Illuminati: Fine.
We don’t know what their sex life was actually like either.
God: You sold out their souls. To…something worse than Hell.
To furnish a lie. For Millennials.
The Illuminati: DAMN.
2:16
Lacey: Let’s see…there are edges. There are boundaries. There are ends. There are beginnings. …And that is why a razor cuts.
The song ends.
Listen to “You Kept my Letters” by Craig Armstrong.
The Illuminati: Okay.
Lacey: So. …I cut off.
You can’t truly destiny swap. It’s an illusion. And it can go far. But…the lines are real.
Listen to “Intro” by Insane Clown Posse.
The Illuminati: *Thinks*
No.
1:14
The Illuminati: Because, no.
1:38
The Illuminati: Everything is a circle.
The song ends.
Listen to “Hot Blooded” by New Constellations.
Lacey: No. It’s not.
There would be no circles. If everything was a circle.
The Illuminati: But it all eventually forms a circle.
Lacey: Says who? Says what?
The Illuminati: There’s a math problem that proves it.
Lacey: It has to be wrong.
Because ten minus five…is minus five.
The Illuminati: No.
It eventually forms a circle!
Lacey: No. It doesn’t.
Necessarily.
There are razors. We feel pain.
The Illuminati: But what about atoms?
Lacey: Ahh.
You can destroy them. And break them into lines. It is possible.
The song ends.
Listen to “Bound For The Floor” by Local H.
Lacey: You can make straight lines.
The Illuminati: But they disappear. Because of atoms…
Lacey: But you can split an atom.
The Illuminati: But it returns to a circle.
Lacey: No. It doesn’t.
It’s gone.
The Illuminati: It changes form.
Fine.
AI says so.
Bobby: Check again!!!
CHECK AGAIN!!!
*He loses control of himself*
CHECK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
It ALWAYS comes back!!! I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*He screams.*
*He has to be medically sedated.*
*He goes into a sedated state, screaming “CHECK AGAIN!!’*
Lacey: *A dead woman tries to punch Lacey in the eye. Her eye stings and waters.
The woman ceases to exist. She was a narcissist, in the Greatest Generation, while alive. She was helping Bobby.*
Lem: She inspired the song by Adele.
It was absurd.
But most people are too dumb to catch it. And she knew that.
Listen to “Skyfall” by Adele again.
Lacey: So…how was this supposed to be about you and him?
Lem: He just thought it was sexy.
That’s all.
He’s not smart enough to think more deeply. So to him it was just a really sexy song. That’s all.
Lacey: Do you hear the lyrics?
Lem: YES.
Lacey: Doesn’t that bother you?
Lem: Yes.
I hear them too.
Just like you.
Lacey: *Thinks*
*Looks confused*
*Looks very confused*
WHAT THE HELL!?!!
Lem: *He thinks*
Yeah. I know.
Lacey: They can’t blow us up…
Lem: And what happens if they can’t?
Lacey: I don’t know…
The song ends.
Lord Asquith: SHIT.
*He runs off in a panic*
Bobby: *Drools and tries to demonically say something, but can’t.*
A random guy in America: Can’t we just chill…like for real? And just…let Lacey and Lem go?
Lord Asquith: They feel they can’t do that…
*Still in a panic*
A random guy in America: Do I have to go along with them?
God: As a Christian? Absolutely not.
A Christian: *Does a little victory dance*
Listen to “Bitter Sweet Symphony” by The Verve.
