Eric: So apparently Right-Wing, Red Pill, conservative men have been trying to attack Lacey by attacking Bobby in an area where he can be triggered, in his psychology, so that he’ll attack Lacey.
The idea is to torture her and get her to finally admit that the Illuminati is powerful in a way that she’s not, because that was the point from the very beginning. They made an enormously significant spiritual “gesture”, to egotistically attack her. 
If they fail…the safety of the Illuminati, as a coven, is in peril. The fact that you’ve been hearing all of their secrets on TikTok is actually because they have been failing, slowly but surely for a decade. 
*Later*
A male Gen. X reader: Why are we attacking Elliott Roosevelt’s wife?
Listen to “In The End” by Linkin Park.
Rachel Maddow: They don’t understand…actual female liberation.
A female Gen. X reader: What??
Rachel Maddow: She’s his actual equal. In some…real way. …And…they just don’t get it. Or…perhaps…they don’t accept it, as a reality.
Listen to “Numb” by Linkin Park.
Another Gen. X male reader: I’m lost-
They actually don’t understand!?
*He looks shocked.*
Rachel Maddow: *Nods, laughs and smiles*
Another Gen. X male reader: Oh my!
*He thinks*
What do they think is happening!?!
Rachel Maddow: They think that she is stupid and backward and that she doesn’t understand anything and that she oversimplifies pretty much everything. Absolutely everything. …They think she’s a phony intellectual.
Another Male Gen. X reader: *Almost cries*
Have they experienced any real romantic love in their own lives at all?
Rachel Maddow: *Looks upset, possibly anguished, possibly disdainful.*
You tell me.
Another Male Gen. X reader: No.
Rachel Maddow: *Shrugs*
*Later.*
Pete Hegseth: SHIT!
SHIT!!!!
Iran: What’s wrong? Why is he feeling so scared?
Dubai: He’s worried about a civil war. If Lacey can understand Rachel Maddow…as a woman…why can’t Minnesota just be a part of Canada?
Putin: *Rolls his eyes*
How does this stem back to Bobby? I’m sure it does.
Pete: I don’t think I can tell you.
Putin: Why are you protecting him? Like he’s the Holy Grail.
Listen to “Skyfall” by Adele.
Bobby: Because…I am the Holy Grail.
*He’s serious*
Donald Trump Junior: Not Lacey?
Bobby: Yes.
*He’s deadly serious*
Pete: Gee.
If I had an ass and tits!?
*He walks off in a huff.*
Lacey: And if I had a man’s body?
*She cackles*
Pete: *Looks worried*
What did I just do?
God: You gave Lacey…Banks…the spiritual authority of a man. At least. Through your Satanism. She also has the same identity. So…she’s extremely powerful now.
Why did you tactically do that?
Pete: I was being a Satanist…-
*He cries*
Listen to “Apologize” by One Republic.
Lacey: I may decide to start a civil war. If necessary.
Iran: *Nods and smiles*
Lacey: Yes.
It’s becoming quite a bother.
Iran: Why are you talking like the 1800’s Earl of Rosslyn?
God: I’ll have to explain.
Iran: Well, sir.
Be careful.
Lacey: I shan’t be a burden. Don’t fret.
*Later.*
Bobby: Pete is making me tell you that this all started because I insisted that I was the Holy Grail.
Iran: And of course, if there is reincarnation, Lacey is the Holy Grail. All that it would be is essentially ancient Egyptian holiness, sanctified by Christ. Through reincarnation. I didn’t say that right. It would be an ancient Egyptian holiness because the pharaoh was probably holy like a priest in a way that we don’t comprehend nowadays. I get it. But I think most people do not. So her father was a very holy man, and the view would have been that somehow Christ preserved that when he redeemed her and so each time she’s returned, she has maintained that power through Christ.
So that’s why the Rosslyn family has the Holy Grail and then they ruined it because they decided to take her out of their history books because they weren’t holy enough. It’s also possible that they are working on it and they’re still claiming to have her just very precariously.
So essentially the holy Grail is the wife of Constantine the Great. And because she’s the holy Grail, she’s as humble as Jesus, in a way.
That makes complete sense to me Lacey as a Muslim. I don’t think all these people intellectually comprehend it, just so you know.
Marsie: Bobby, how could you be the Holy Grail???
Bobby: Oh! *He tries to blink seductively, to lure in Lem.*
How could I be the Holy Grail?
*He laughs, like he’s absolutely silly.*
Well!
*He blinks seductively again*
Elliott: HURRY THE FUCK UP, WOMAN!
You’re ANNOYING AS HELL!
