God:  If Bobby wants, he is going to be Chinese when he dies. 
There is either reincarnation and he already was Chinese and is Chinese now because that’s the only people who were able to account for him as a functional adult. Or there is not reincarnation, and I will be forcing him to speak Chinese if he chooses not to have the family that he currently has.
And that actually will not be a problem for him once he understands.
He would not be a problem if he was Chinese for anyone. He would be a fully matured, healthy, functional adult male. 
In China, they wouldn’t let him be as confused and troubled as he currently is. I can’t completely explain that easily on this blog, but it’s true and when he dies, he will be far happier if he chooses to leave his family being Chinese than anything else.
That sounds silly and it is, but that doesn’t mean it’s not true.
I need to clarify something because I don’t think that people understand. Lacey really is a very mature person and she really might not have had a problem with anyone in the perfume community ever if she had had someone to talk to. People assumed that she did and that’s reasonable, but she didn’t. And she still doesn’t and if she really opens up, she has to do so with me or with dead people, which is why I have allowed it and I have because I’m God, not an American.
I said in the Bible that it was wrong for Adam to be alone. Why would I suddenly be OK with a woman in the 21st-century having no one to talk to?
Jonah Wiley: But that’s necromancy and it’s 100% evil.
God: No, it’s not. She’s not conjuring people Jonah. Necromancy involves conjuring the dead.
Jonah: You’re not that specific. You’re not that highfalutin and complicated. If you were, I wouldn’t understand the Bible and I understand it perfectly.
That’s not what I mean. What I mean to say is that you made the Bible simple so an idiot like me could understand it.
That’s not what I mean. What I mean is that I understand it. I’m not an idiot, but it was made so simple that anyone could pick it up. Read it. And understand you instantly.
That’s not what I mean. What I mean is that…it’s very complicated. But you’re not, because your God and if you were complicated, that would be mean.
Yes, that’s what I mean. You’re simple and only idiots don’t understand you.
So therefore…you wrote a really simple book, that’s easy to understand. You just have to sit down and read it slowly and be diligent…because if you go too fast or you don’t really know how to pace yourself like a responsible person, who’s not a worthless idiot, then you don’t. You can miss stuff.
That’s not what I mean. What I mean is that I’m a genius. I understand the Bible perfectly. I have it memorized in my head and I can flip it around like a hologram, in my brain.
That’s right. That’s it. I have a 3-D image of the Bible in my head. And I flip it around and I can look up verses and passages by memory, in my brain, because I have the entire thing perfectly memorized.
I don’t have to use the Bible. I go, “Brain. Read page 364!” And my brain goes, “Okay, Jonah. Well, let’s see what it says.” And I can read anything I want, beginning to end, perfectly.
God: That’s not true.
Do you not understand necromancy?
