Scotia

The Illuminati mocks Lacey. Making silly sexual jokes. Telling her they’re velociraptors.

As she literally dances to “The Rush” by Bob Moses.

Like an actual Ancient Egyptian.

The Illuminati: We thought it was popping at first. And then we had her stand in front of a mirror. And we realized there’s no way she knows those moves. It’s not popping.

Listen to “Heartaches” by Al Bowlly.

The Illuminati: What just happened?

Scotia: I killed us all.

0:47

Scotia: If I’m Scotia.

And if God so wants.

The Illuminati: That’s not so bad.

Lacey: *smiles*

No.

We’re fine.

The Illuminati: I’m 76. I’m not even afraid to die.

Lacey: I’m sorry if it doesn’t work.

The Illuminati: Well, it might.

We’ll see.

Lacey: It’s for the best. Of course.

If it even does.

Listen to “Midnight, the Stars and You” by Al Bowlly.

Lacey: Well.

Too bad we can’t all dance like that…

The Illuminati: I’m done playing chicken, Lacey.

Lacey: I’m not Jack reincarnated.

The Illuminati: A lot of us know that.

Not all of us.

Lacey: I know the reference.

But…I don’t know it.

The Illuminati: Think of the stories you’ve heard of Jack Kennedy.

Lacey: YES!

Chicken.

The Illuminati: So. We pretend. Until one of us…gives in? No.

No.

Did I just read you thinking that’s Chicken?

Lacey: Yes.

Because…you’re going on until you chicken-out.

The Illuminati: No. That’s not the game JFK played-

Lacey: Then what’s Chicken?

*Later*

The Illuminati: It’s when you threaten someone and they threaten you back. And then the rest of it is what you said.

But you’re not-

It’s a test of courage.

Lacey: Huh.

So you’re supposed to back out?

The Illuminati: Yes!

Lacey: You’re supposed to back out…

The Illuminati: YES!!!!

Lacey: Then why!?

What a weird idea. I’m sorry.