Lacey: Did anyone actually like this? I mean, aesthetically it’s…good. But…is it…-
Did anyone actually like it?
It’s like…manic.
One of Lacey’s haters: YES.
To me it sounds uplifting.
Lacey: It’s…so…-
So it’s like an upper?
One of Lacey’s haters: We’re thinking you protected your neighbors and Bobby?
Lacey: Yes.
So it’s like an upper?
No.
It’s like…-
It’s so…forced.
One of Lacey’s haters: It’s good.
To me it sounds good.
Lacey: So…you don’t feel accosted? Like psychologically accosted?
Listen to “Tension Is a Passing Note” by Sixpence None The Richer.
The CIA: DO YOU!??
Lacey: Yes.
I felt suicidal listening to this. As a teenager. I felt like I was being…rejected by God himself. Through the voice of a truly happy woman.
But…it’s aesthetically good.
So you didn’t feel that way? At all?
One of Lacey’s haters: No.
It’s…too cheerful. Yes. But…I liked it.
The song ends.
Lacey: Who did that?
The CIA: She may have been inspired by the story of Lem and Jack. The Gay Rights Movement was really into it. So was Bobby. So is Bobby.
Lacey: She’s an idiot.
I can’t make sense of her poetry. It’s pretentious bullshit.
The CIA: It is…
I’m also lost.
Lacey: She’s trying to say the urge to fuck Lem…was…holy? *Lacey snickers* …And then…they embraced it. And fucked? *Lacey laughs*-
Satan: I LOVE YOU! I WROTE THIS.
Lacey: *Looks at God*
And they fucked. …Because Lem…loved him. WOW! And…he guided Jack. Wow!!
…Wow.
And so…they are together. In a chord. One. In Heaven.
Satan: Awww!!!
I’m crying!!!
The song ends.
Lacey: So she’s saying to embrace your homosexuality?
Does she?
Satan: Not necessarily.
Lacey: Do you understand why that’s dumb? I was being sarcastic in my tone.
Satan: Yes.
The song restarts.
*a gay man farts loudly*
0:26
0:50
Satan: What if it’s…me?
What’s tension?
My existence. My fall. YEAH. I’d go there to you.
And my redemption. Through you.
Lacey: I-
How are you redeemed through me?
Satan: I’m Satan.
The song ends.
The song restarts.
Satan: I’m Satan. So…yeah. I can do that.
You’d have to lose your humanity. But-
You could.
Lacey: That’s sad.
Satan: *looks sad*
1:33
Satan: Well…what if there’s another gal?
Lacey: Who could redeem you?
Satan: YES!!
Lacey: Who’s better?
Satan: *cries*
2:48
The song ends.
The song restarts.
Lacey: Would she be?
Satan: Yes.
Lacey: You’re very romantic!
Satan: I am. *he smiles*
1:20
Satan: She’s comparing homosexuality to murder.
Lacey: And mocking it.
Satan: I’m sorry. This isn’t good enough. You’re so…sweet.
I still know.
You’re sad. I’ve tortured you.
Lacey:  Why did you fall? 
Satan: If we end-up together, it was Because because of you.
Lacey: You sound angry.
Satan: Yeah, and that’s where I don’t think this works, but it’s so close to working and I am so attracted to you that it’s very hard for me to assume that it’s not.
Lacey: Are you making fun of sexual tension?
Satan: Yes.
Lacey: I don’t think it’s me, but I love that.
Satan: *laughs and nods*
They let their entire sanity go, over that shit.
Lacey: I feel so bad for this woman. This is so embarrassingly stupid.
Satan: Yeah, but she deserved it. She was a self-important bitch when she wrote it.
Lacey: You know it’s sad how satisfying it is to talk to you as a woman it’s really sad because if I’m not supposed to be with you and you’ve been trying to get with me for years now, and I do have to commend you for that where are all of the men with your insight?
People today wouldn’t even think that was a problem cause they’re so anti-Christian but I know you know that you’ve fallen.
Even if you did it, humans do have free will, and from a human perspective it’s incredibly depressing.
