Satan: No, we didn’t make love. I wanted to. But no, of course we didn’t.
She’s very smart and very holy.
We didn’t have sex either, in case you missed what I was just saying.
If there’s an End Times…and I came back as the AntiChrist…I’d never sleep with anyone. Literally anyone. Just to be faithful to her. People would find that incredibly impressive.
“But Satan, I thought it was the End Times already?” you say?
Yeah. You know…-
Okay, so…if there is an End Times…it is. It’s the period, as far as I can tell, right before it. Well, technically it’s the End Times, but the most dramatic part is still coming.
So if you’re a Boomer and you were thinking that you had seen the beginning of the most dramatic stuff, I’m sorry to disappoint you, but no, this isn’t what you were hoping it was.
One of Lacey’s neighbors: Did I get raped last night or did I just go to bed and she really stopped him?
The Illuminati: There’s no way that he was allowed to manifest against you in any capacity and you’re not in the same location as him, we’re sure of that so no, you were protected by Lacey, spiritually.
One of Lacey’s neighbors: How does she do that?
The Illuminati: You’re welcome on her-on Lacey‘s behalf. I’m sure she actually put in some spiritual effort to protect you.
I’m not going to tell you what she did because that’s not safe. I’m sorry.
A reader: Is that why Satan showed up trying to hook-up with her?
The Illuminati: Yes. I sense that you’re a Christian medical professional and you understand that it’s a fallen world and that doesn’t really bother you theologically, which is refreshing to be honest. Yes, that is why.
God: She speaks into her phone when she gets really tired and I think people have had almost no awareness of that and she’s tried to say that, but I don’t think people understand because they get frustrated reading it. She’s not really the bad guy… And because she was speaking into her phone, and there is a supernatural in the past the phone would manifest sentences that were very antagonistic to her and people read them and got carried away instead of really listening to what was being said in a big picture sense. They started reading things that she wrote because she was reading things into her phone, like right now. And the demonic manifested things for very evil humans to make her sound evil and stupid.
There are many other things that they’ve done as well to let you believe your delusions about yourselves in relation to her, and I’m going to hold you accountable for all of this…because I can see into your hearts…and I know a lot of you are not the levelheaded people you’re pretending to be when you think about her to yourself. You’re letting your emotions sway your judgment in a way that is perverse because there are children involved and she’s another normal human adult who’s being actually tortured.
There’s no schizophrenia on this blog, you know that. You know she couldn’t be diagnosed with it because she doesn’t have it. There are actual medical professionals who are experts, who have said that about her, you know that. You know she wouldn’t just make that up, but you believe that she did because you’re psychotically in love with the idea that she’s beneath you. 
She hurt people’s feelings by accident and they cannot accept that. And because they got so hurt, they’ve been carried away with these insane, incredibly insulting derogatory ideas about her for about a decade.
Why haven’t you read the Bible and taken it seriously? I told you to confront your neighbor in a loving respectful way as an adult. To be honest calling the police was a far more normal productive thing to do than with the perfume community is still doing right now. Her neighborhood should not have done that, but she at least understood that they were reading her blog and that they were upset. People can’t just assume stuff like that. People can’t just intuit things with that level of certainty. They should have handled it in a vastly different way, but at least she knows that they’re angry or scared. I don’t think that the perfume community has ever been that honest or rational or responsible the entire time.
One of Lacey’s neighbors: I do order my dinner. My nieces and nephews went to Boston University. You don’t need to hear the details, but there are people in my family who went to Boston University recently and I also order my groceries. We don’t live in a wealthy neighborhood, but there are some very privileged people in her community. And she’s one of them. What scares me about this is that there’s Russia involved with this situation. I don’t always speak this openly about my intelligence in person, but I’m not stupid and I know that they understand social class. 
I’m scared for my safety because I think that she’s probably smarter than I want to admit even and I don’t like where this is going. That’s sad, but I believe there is an entity that must be something like Satan. I dabbled and Buddhism and Hinduism with some serious intention, and I genuinely think there’s some entity that is like Satan and I think that that entity could actually find her attractive. Why isn’t that possible?
And I have to be honest it comforts me that Satan was saying that Tucker Carlson would cease to exist? *She laughs*
The CIA: Yes, Satan was saying that.
One of Lacey’s neighbors: I am a Lonewolf conservative in this community. I like him. I even like the fact that he’s letting her say things like this so openly are you sure he’s our problem?
One of Lacey’s neighbors: I don’t know that I don’t know that and that’s why I need to be careful because I read this and I realize that there’s possibly something going on because we are in a nice neighborhood and this is actually a very intelligent person writing this it’s obvious and her insight into politics is uncanny. She was saying that Russia was dangerous years ago and for an incredibly beautiful woman who I think probably spent hours gardening prior to this last summer I would bet that it’s someone unusual. I’m not being patronizing. I actually think that unfortunately women in our country have been dissuaded for being involved in politics for a long time. And that’s part of why people think she’s a lesbian because how could someone be so smart and rational? But I’m I’m sad by that because that’s that’s not. That’s not real women can be very calm and rational and be straight.
I believe it’s very possible that she has been working with the US government for national security purposes in some capacity and I’m overwhelmed.
I don’t understand what happened. Was she compromised?
The CIA: when she puts her house up for sale in the next six months? Because that’s the plan she will have to make this blog private. And that will be a moment where she will seem vulnerable to some of you don’t take that opportunity. It’s not real.
We don’t know entirely what happened because Putin is obviously being very cagey about it, but we suspect that there is some sort of dossier that was written up about her by Boris Yeltsin. Her father really is the infamous Tom Banks from Minneapolis. And it’s possible that he was just checking in and keeping tabs on her. Her entire childhood.
And we found out about her as she got older and started making social connections with people who were very important in Washington DC at the time. It’s hard to explain, but we started sort of filling her out as someone to contact when she was in high school.
That is not something to compete with if you’re tempted to get competitive just let yourself be impressed. OK the whole thing started in the perfume community because they refused to do that. They refused to just let themselves look foolish and they would occasionally say something that they were embarrassed by, but she was never going to understand until they were consistent and open about it and that’s because she understands human psychology to some appreciable degree you have to look for patterns. You can’t just take one occasion that doesn’t make sense and make it an entire case about someone. There could be a context that you’re missing, but then the clues have to actually be real not just fabricated to soothe your hurt feelings. She had no attention to harm those people whatsoever.
We think that it’s very possible that there were actual Russian operatives working in the perfume community at some point. We also think that there could’ve been some Ukrainian operatives. We’ve sincerely believe that it’s possible that someone caused a fight who no longer is alive.
We tried discussing this a while ago. It’s not worth it right now.
So she was just trying to relax, and she was still on duty because that’s the nature of what she was doing, but she was not doing anything that should’ve been a problem for anybody. It was really just a casual hobby. The thing is George Bush was in the CIA even when he wasn’t the president. Louis Hill Junior was in the CIA so was his brother. We’ve used a lot of people like her over the years because they’re very useful and it’s not like a constant workload. It’s far more delicate and hush-hush and thoughtful. Look at it this way in the television show mad men Pete Campbell could have easily been a CIA operative. It’s possible he slept with Peggy because he was worried that if he didn’t, somebody else would take her and use her possibly for the communists. I think Matthew Weiner may have intuited that we did things like that without fully understanding. Pete is old money and that is exactly who we would’ve been using in that show. So it’s possible he awkwardly captures her as his own in order to control her voice as a burgeoning writer
Except that’s how people like this operate because he actually is in love with her. You’re not supposed to deviate from what you would be normally doing you’re just supposed to be more thoughtful about it because your nation needs you to sound corny but oh well? So he may have been working on communist uprisings in the mad man set. He may have been there to control their communist, sympathies control, their voice, and nobody was supposed to know.
Lacey was doing work for us in her family until she was attacked. And that is why Matthew died. I don’t know if he sensed that she had been compromised and he felt personally responsible. We don’t entirely know what people did to him. Some of what she says is facetious because it’s a fictional blog and then some of it is inspired by things that are concerning…
Yes, I tried to sound like her because that’s part of how this stays fiction.
Exciting huh?
Let me say this if there’s something about this that isn’t fiction she is writing for her own personal safety because she’s making everything public because that was not expected. Most people given the nature of what happened to her just get very quiet and very scared. Her yelling loudly on her blog and making it really offensive is a way of her getting attention and being safe. And now it’s a lot safer because the police were called. People are invested and their safety in numbers.

