Satan: What was your ideal? *to Lacey*
Listen to “Pyramid Song” by Radiohead.
Lacey: I’m not sure it’s ever existed…
Satan: No! It dhas!
Think of the Renaissance. Royal families.
Lacey: Yes.
Satan: So, true love…
*later*
An elder Millennial: I feel like an idiot compared to you, Lacey. …And honestly, it feels…criminal. Like…actually criminal. But that’s insane.
Listen to “Just Another Day” by Jon Secada.
Satan: That’s Lacey. NOT LEM.
But she’s the woman.
That’s her soul. Or close to it.
…That’s just not him.
Chris: *Twerks in a wind machine, in his spirit, in 2007. Because he “feels her vibe”.*
This is not funny. *he says now, in 2026*
My mother is Italian. My father is English. And it’s true. I have a secretly passionate side, that is Mediterranean. I think I liked that part of Lacey.
I kinda like being…whatever this is.
Dimitry: Isn’t this just European!?
Chris: No! It’s not. *he laughs at himself, good-naturedly*
*then he cries because of how much he loves his current wife*
A man: You aren’t…weird, for wanting sex with your wife? *He says to Chris*
Chris: But…it’s- I should have been more careful with Lacey. I was…evil.
I lied to her. I was smart enough to know she wasn’t my wife, and I lied to her about it.
Satan: I love this too…
4:30
The song ends.
Listen to “O Mio Babbino Caro” by Puccini as performed by Sapfira.
The song ends.
Listen to “One Week” by Barenaked Ladies.
