A white, California native. A woman. Tall. Buff, for a woman. Blond. Former cross-country runner turned CIA officer: Lacey annoys me.
Listen to “I Go Back” by Kenny Chesney.
The California White Gal: I think she’s just stupid. But I’m being charitable.
*she throws her feet-up, and sprawls-out*
Ain’t NO WAY she’s right.
*she cracks-up laughing*
My daddy owns a yacht. Mmkay.
*she laugh-snorts through synthetic nose, that was born looking like a “black bitch”, big, wide, and awkward. Except, this chick is white. So…-
Anyway, she’s damn proud.*
The CIA: Your daddy ain’t got no oil.
The white California chick: Yeah.
He’s worth $4 million.
Her daddy ain’t worth that much. *she says in a perversely whiny, dumb-as-fuck, unaware-white-idiot voice*
Lem: You sound like corn. Like a human corncob.
A white gal from California: Whatever.
I’m damn proud.
The CIA: But you don’t control oil.
A white gal from California: She ain’t got shit on me. And my family.
Bobby: Shut-up.
Listen to “The Way I Love You Now” by Kenny Chesney.
A white gal from California: Fine.
That oil in the North Dakota farmland…like the stupid white trash THEY ARE…is worth what? *she says, smelling of Victoria’s Secret pear, in her…formaldehyde scented living-room*
Bill Gates: $5 trillion.
A white gal from California: *feeling a tiny bit scared*
I guess that means something?
The CIA: Yeah.
The song ends.
The white girl, from California: Okay.
Well…-
I mean…-
*she picks a bit of potato chip from her sweater*
*looks “perfect”*
The CIA: You’ve been harassing Lacey a lot lately. Last night you gave her a nightmare about Lem. Where he was gay?
And then she woke-up…and decided it was all just a dream. And you got very angry.
Can you stop?
A white gal from California: Nah.
Because Bobby got it.
He got…it.
Bill Gates: Are you sleeping with him?
Listen to “Gangnam Style” by PSY.
A white gal from California: Yes.
*she laughs, almost joyfully *
About twelve of us are.
Bill Gates: All adult women?
A white gal from California: Yup.
*she laughs*
2:30
2:44
A white gal from California: He’s…-
*she shrugs*
I mean, he’s Bobby Kennedy Junior.
*she looks, almost reverent*
You…can’t…expect…fidelity.
*she looks sad, and shrugs*
I’m just happy he wants to fuck me at all,
Listen to the song again.
The CIA, and Walt Disney: Did the Kennedys not notice? He’s doing something…different.
It’s…far more vicious.
2:30
A white gal from California: He’s…-
He’s just…-
Another white gal in the CIA: *clapping, as she speaks, with long nails*
You cannot…expect…fidelity.
Yet another white gal in the CIA: He’s…a legend.
Listen to “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion.
Bill Gates: So…based on the popular Kennedy mythology…none of you…hold him accountable?
One of them: No.
You just get laid. It’s…totally cool.
I mean…I will admit…I may be in love. Just a little. …Chemical shit. You know?
But…-
*she thinks*
You just have to let it go.
*she thinks*
You have to…eat. Take the drugs. Hang yourself, I guess.
*she laughs*
No, I’m just trying to be funny.
*she thinks*
I hate this. I feel…stupid.
But okay. I’ll just keeping spilling my guts…
*rubs her forehead*
Umm…-
The song ends.
Listen to “Rose” from Titanic by James Horner.
A white gal: I mean…it’s love.
But…you just…deal.
*sniffles*
Or…you…focus on his…aging.
*she thinks*
Bobby: *laughs*
I’m getting old. But, I’m also a very unusual man.
A white gal from California: Yeah.
Listen to “Leaving Port” by James Horner.
Bobby: What’s so funny?
Bill Gates: Nothing.
1:12
Bobby: I don’t know how to commit.
Lifelong dilemma.
*he laughs*
I have…a lot to offer. And I refuse to be…weak.
2:09
Bill Gates: Amazing.
Bobby: Yes.
2:33
Bobby: I can’t…-
A white gal from California: No.
And I completely understand.
The song ends.
Bobby: It’s just nature.
Listen to “The Sinking” by James Horner.
Bobby: I…can’t…do it.
…I can’t…go down. Like a sinking ship.
*he thinks*
I have to stay afloat.
Always.
I…-
*someone yells at him*
The song plays.
2:27
Bobby: Well…they said you’ve-
James Horner?
*he laughs*
*he shrugs*
Whatever. I liked that movie.
3:30
A gal from California: What more do you want to know?
Bobby: They want to hear the measurements!!
4:12
A gal from California: He’s normal…
Bobby: I’m normal. Yes.
4:47
Bill Gates: Then why? What’s the draw?
