The password was Fidelio. Fidelity.
It’s an opera by Mozart.
The Kennedys have a long, storied tradition of of massive amounts of infidelity.
In ancient Egypt they thought Akhenaten was God. It’s very likely…he was good. As in, a good man. …Deeply in love with Nefertiti. Faithful and devoted. Kind, just, sincere and loving. Albeit…a human who thought he was god, so…probably a rather grand sort of person, in a way.
You can’t base a country on hero worship of unfaithful men, who claim to be exceptional men.
Listen to “Overture” from Fidelio, by Mozart.
You can base a country on hero worship of evil men who claim to be god. Because God is good, ultimately. And He can disagree. But you can base a country on hero worship of men who merely claim to be “exceptional”. That’s the dark side of Capitalism. And especially, when they’re famous for being unfaithful. …It’s absolute nonsense.
Listen to “Le nozze di Figaro, Act IV: No. 24, L’ho perduta, me meschina”
You see, in Great Britain, they saw it differently. They didn’t go around oppressing the poor like they were scum. …I swear they didn’t.
There was oppression of the poor. Yes. But not like that. …And there is a difference.
Americans took off with the idea that they were stupid, cruel and twisted, when they won. And it became fact, in history books.
There are also more slaves right now than at possibly almost any other time in human history. Great Britain, and other imperialist powers, have been badly misunderstood. …And it’s the emerging dominance of America and its eventual outright domination, that has been our guide, in interpreting all of history, for over a hundred years.
And what was America? Before we worshipped silly men? Why did it rise to such epic heights of power?
Because of God. Because of goodness.
Supernatural fidelity.
A young, white, American reader: Oh! I bet you guys appreciate this?
Right? The Illuminated?
The Illuminati: Some of us do. Like James Woods. *a group of white men smirk*
But no. We don’t.
A young, white, American reader: Why? It seems quite wise and insightful.
The Illuminati: I don’t like…-
It’s a bunch of silly, highfalutin nonsense.
A young, white, American reader: No, it’s not.
It’s insight.
The (current) Illuminati: Look! I de elections to done dang worry meself about. I ain’t got time for a bunch of fluffy, meaningless shit.
*they scratch themselves and laugh*
A young, white, American reader: You sound dirt, poor and incredibly ignorant.
The (current) Illuminati: That’s why they killed JFK Junior in 1999.
Oh, I wasn’t a part of that!
Opposed it! Thank you Jesus, for my good heart.
Billy Clinton came from poverty and a lot of us did as well. We done worked our way up. 
Casi: Cool! I’m with ya.
The (current) Illuminati: They killed JFK Junior because he thought that the pizza was awfully funny. He didn’t want kids being hurt, mind you, because he was a real stand-up guy. But he knew that Mother Teresa was selling children. And he believed she was using that money to help poor children, and it was excusable. Him and his wife visited Mother Teresa before they were killed. Whereas Princess Diana had said it was wrong, and that we should let children starve to death, instead of selling tons of children into Hell, to finance shit.
So he part of a gang that killed her. He decided she would have to be killed because she was getting in the way of helping poor children. Queen Elizabeth II knew about it, but she wasn’t OK with it and Charles is desperate to be our friend because he got bullied for being too prissy, and he just wants a bunch of friends. You know friends with dough, friends with yachts and shit. His dad used to fart and then he would have to sit there and listen to it and read books on Sunday. And he ain’t got no friends to play with you see? And so he decided that he was gonna be our friend come hell or high water, which means having to be dumb and evil according to Lacey, but I ain’t got that note in my head.
He said his father was insufferable.
Camilla was cool! But she ain’t got the class of Diana.
Anyway, they are friends with Bobby now, and he’s a real bad ass. *he laughs, happily*
Bobby will do, if you’re looking to be rebellious. 
*he laughs, happily*
But yes, we done kill Diana because she said that, even though she understood, that she didn’t think that we should be selling the children. 
Dodi Al Fayed had to die too, because he was pissing people off. 
He reminds me of the Harold Loeb that Lacey channels. Dodi.
He is a real little jerk. So we thought, “We’ll just smash them both up!”.
But there were people like his father, you see, and actually possibly even Queen Elizabeth II, who were very angry. And Mohammed Al Fayed decided that JFK had to die, because he was a snake.  He didn’t have no qualms about killing some “white dumbass”.
Fine, that’s OK. Satan don’t care! We all just look the other way. That’s what Satanism is to me. You just looked the other way and let the other man have his turn. Lacey wonders how it doesn’t just devolve into chaos. Well I don’t know, but it doesn’t!
Lacey: What was JFK Junior’s reasoning?
The (current) Illuminati: He assumed children were like Monica Lewinsky. Describing herself as pizza. Inherently sexual. Just…misunderstood.
God: They’re not.
The (current) Illuminati: I know. You keep trying to tell us that they’re children, like they’re underdeveloped. But I just see them as different. I ain’t so ageist.
I think they’re just special. I don’t think children ever have existed the way we used to conceive of them, as humans who are still developing. I don’t think so. I think they’re magical beings of light. 
And that’s how he saw it.
Saoirse got molested because she was the Kennedy‘s sacrificial lamb, in her family in that generation. And then she killed herself because she was so upset. I don’t understand what happened. I almost think she wasn’t really truly part of their family.
Yeah, I really think so. I think that’s what I’m sensing.
I don’t know what deity is telling me that one, but I don’t think she was really a part of their family after all. 
Anyway, JFK Junior thought that we should really help the poor. That was his primary concern. He believed that the suffering of the poor was more important than the sale of a human being. He believed that those children deserved to be sold, given Buddhism. And him and his wife said, “To hell with it! Y’all be damned! I’m not gonna be afraid of you none!”.
He was tired that night when he flew off. His cousins told him to telepathically not do it yes? His cousin Joe said, “You’re too tired Bobby! I mean, you’re too tired John!”. But he wanted to be there, and he was just damn determined. I think he was demonically possessed. I think his reasoning was impaired by the demonic. By demons sent, by Mohammad Al Fayed, who meant to control him and send him to his death. That’s how they do it. They control your brain when you open yourself up to be Illuminated.  But I’m fine because I’m a tough person. 
You know, sometimes of us are just tough because we were made tough. And I’m one of those people who are just a little tougher than your average person.
Another reader: Then why are you saying this?
The (current) Illuminati: Because last night Lem was trying to kiss Lacey after dinner. She made fried white fish, potatoes, stuffed potatoes, and green beans. And I guess he thought it was real good cause he had some with them on the other side. And he was gonna give her a kiss, on the lips. And we’ve been trying to be quiet. Because we’re getting scared.
Scary stuff is starting to happen and Kenneth Copeland’s worried she’s a prophet.
I mean, I don’t know. I think she’s just a dummy.
But anyway, Lem was trying to give her a kiss, and Bobby decided that he was not going to be allowed to do that then. And she didn’t get real upset, and then she went to sleep, and we gave her a nightmare because we talked to her telepathically in her sleep, to give her a lucid dream. We talked to her head. And she had a nightmare and now I’m in trouble with Satan.
I think maybe we are not on the best terms with him at the moment. I didn’t think that was possible, but I don’t know?
Satan: Was Bobby an idiot?
The Illuminati: *laughs, in fear*
That’s not her humor.
A demon: No, it’s not.
The (current) Illuminati: It’s just the current unipolar conglomerate power! It’s gonna go away in about three months!
A demon: Are you silencing anyone who would agree with her?
The (current) Illuminati: Yes.
A demon: I’m confused too, so JFK Junior was under the impression that the children being sold by the Catholic Church to fund charities that were actually helping the poor deserved to be punished? What did they believe?
Mother Teresa, suffering in a place near Hell, if this is true: I was a hard-hearted asshole. I was after glory and I didn’t care. I was a terrible person if this is true.
The (current) Illuminati: So you’re just gonna keep killing off the Popes until we find one who actually thinks we shouldn’t be selling children?
Satan: He doesn’t fully believe that. But, yes.
You could kill Lacey with her whole family, but then you would have the end of the world. And I would be sent potentially to try to be the Antichrist for 10 minutes, before the whole world blew-up, basically. 
If you killed her with her whole family, you could have a Pope who would last, but that would be sort of stupid because it would be the end anyway. Otherwise, they are being tortured to death because they’re the Pope and that’s incredibly dangerous to them as humans if they’re actually engaging in mortal sin.
An Italian-American Millennial guy: Can we just stop selling kids!?
The (current) Illuminati: No.
Lacey: Why!?!
The (current) Illuminati: She keeps asking that.
*they roll their eyes*
Lacey: WHY!??
The (current) Illuminati: Because! We can’t afford not to…
Lacey: Would I still be able to take vacations to Red Wing, Minnesota? By car? And drink Diet Coke?
The (current) Illuminati: Yes.
Lacey: Could I pay $300 a month for my thyroid medication?
The (current) Illuminati: Yes.
Lacey: Would my financials change?
The (current) Illuminati: No.
Lacey: Okay. Then what’s in it for me? It’s not that I don’t care about other people. But…why do I have to care!?
The Illuminati: *swallows hard*
Listen to “Act I: No. 2, Duet. Se a caso madama la notte ti chiama”
The Illuminati: Lacey makes lamb stew from good pieces of meat that she buys for $60 bucks. Her father sent them $100 just to be nice, in the mail, not her birth father, but the father who raised her and she used it to buy a chunk of lamb meat.  And to her, that’s real living.  You give this woman a box of chocolates, a couple of caramel apples and a drive through the country and she’s happy. 
She reminds me of my grandmother!
I can’t live like that. I can’t live like that. OK I can’t be happy driving around in a German car with a caramel apple, staring at leaves.
We make fun of her and then she points out that the car has German engineering and it’s a well kept car with leather seats and we just lose it, because it’s so stupid. I could enjoy that too, but I’m too spoiled at this point.
When I grew-up, I would do stuff like that too, and it was nice, but I like a little more. 
So that’s what would happen. If we stopped selling kids… you would go for my throat. And you would force me to pay for stuff that I don’t wanna pay for. Part of what we use the money for is indoctrination.
But that’s certainly not all of it. OK that’s that’s the ugly part. At least that’s part of the ugly. 
I don’t wanna tell you, because then you’ll know.
What I was trying to say about Lacey and her lamb stew is that she’s happy being happy with nice little down-to-earth luxuries like wool sweaters. I am more like all of you. I can’t be that frugal!
I just can’t be that frugal!
OK, so people wouldn’t probably be getting fresh fruit in the winter as much anymore and you would have to start canning. We can’t really afford to be buying stuff from around the world.
Amusement parks would mostly all close. Because it’s complicated but they would, a lot of them would close. Believe it or not Target would still be Target, but Walmart would be massively under stalked. Poor people wouldn’t probably be getting almost any help from the government and Social Security would just be over. Trump was experimenting with that and we lied about what was going on. He was testing the waters to see how people would react. And Bobby has said that they were selling kids during the Biden administration because they were also testing the waters to see how people would react. And they were trying to make themselves out to be innocent.
The truth is China has a smaller economy than we do, but they’re a very powerful nation and they don’t need weaponry and a larger economy to be an incredibly threatening country. We are still dominant, but we’re sort of rotted.  We did it to ourselves in the late 20th century because we don’t actually know how to keep power. We’re a bunch of stupid-ass peasants apparently. 
So thing with Lacey: I hate her but then at times I think, “You know what? This is just the harsh truth.”. I’m a billionaire. I know about harsh truth and I actually do understand that it doesn’t work if it doesn’t work. 
*he thinks*
Yeah, if we were to get out of debt, we would be living in extreme austerity for about 30 years. Is there a way to get out of debt without that austerity? Yes but then we might have to go to war with China. Because they see an opening to attack us and it’s incredibly inviting to them to take it.
Truthfully, energetically I think we did this to ourselves 10 years ago when we attacked the Nesheims, specifically Lacey, and I don’t even know what we did. 
She wears references ancient Egypt like it’s some sort of get out of jail free card, but I don’t take it seriously cause I think this woman is just telling me that cause she wants me to leave her alone. I’ve never admitted that to myself even in that way that that’s really what I’m thinking, but yes, that is what I’m thinking that she’s just making this stuff up because she wants me to leave her alone.
It’s weird saying this.  We think these things but I’ve never said them out loud. 
They do sound stupid when you say them out loud. Because, how do I know her father isn’t Akhenaten? I haven’t accepted the fact that we’re talking to a born again Christian, who thinks Hasidic Jews may have insight into reincarnation. I guess that would make sense if we’re attacking Tutankhamen’s sister.
But I don’t know I talk about this stuff and then I think it’s just stupid. You know it’s not science!
I went to Harvard and my father was a businessman, and my mother was a secretary and my grandfather owned a small machine shop. And my great grandfather was a hired hand. And my great great grandfather was dirt poor. But I didn’t think that mattered anymore. Because my mother was a secretary, who married a prominent businessman, and I went to Harvard. And now, I’m extremely rich.
Lacey would say that her great great great grandfather was a silversmith of epic grandeur. And you know what? She’s right. But I keep thinking that that’s mean and she shouldn’t point that out.
But now I am beginning to wonder if this whole country is stupid as fuck.
*he laughs*
Do I just have no fucking clue how to run something like this?
*he laughs*
*later*
Listen to “Jesus, Etc.” by Wilco.
Lacey (in 2022): Alright! Let’s stop hunting children.
Let’s hunt FOXES!!
A group of “cold” businesspeople, including Ivanka: *smile* Okay!
*they smile and shrug, headed for the horses with Lacey, carrying guns*
Listen to “Ashes of American Flags” by Wilco.
A Liberal American humanist: NO!!!
LEAVE THEM ALONE!!! *in reference to the foxes*
Casi: She benefits from the sale of children, right?
The CIA: No.
You do? *they cringe* Sorry?
But she does not.
3:13
Lacey: Let’s go kill foxes!
Ivanka: *claps her hands in joy, grinning*
*no, she’s just that perky and smiley, it has nothing to do with her father’s presence*
4:35
*they head towards the stables*
The song ends.
Listen to “Pyramid Song” by Radiohead.
A young, male, asshole, reading this: CAN WE JUST RAPE EM’? *he says with a vain sort of bravery*
The Illuminati: No. They’re both psychologically incapable of being raped.
No, they can love. They’re perfectly capable of being loved and…feminine. They’re just…incredibly tough.
Chelsea Clinton: I’m kind of like that too.
Bobby: Then why did Saoirse die!?!
The Pope: Was she…more vulnerable?
Bobby: How!?
We’re tough as nails!!!
The song ends.
Listen to “I’m trying to Break Your Heart (2022 Remaster)” by Wilco.
Lacey: Aquarium drinker? Ha! Covid. Fish medicine!
A woman who died of “drinking from an aquarium”: Yup!
Hydroxychloroquine.
It killed me.
I used the kind made for fish.
Lacey, do you understand why they’re trying to keep you and Ivanka from fox hunting?
Lacey: No.
The (dead) fish medicine drinker: Because…to them that’s pure evil. …I know. It’s not. But…they haven’t figured that out yet.
3:00
The (dead) fish medicine drinker: This is my song. To my husband.
Lacey: I love it!
The (dead) fish medicine drinker: *smiles*
4:07
The (dead) fish medicine drinker: I used to try to break people’s hearts. I relate.
I did it to my husband, all of the time.
What do you get out of it?
5:31
Lacey: They need to try.
Or they’ll be damned.
Before death.
Fox hunting was vastly morally superior to hunting for kids.
6:48
The song ends.
The (dead) fish medicine drinker: You’re right.
*she sighs*
*she cries*
Listen to “Opening” by Philip Glass.
Lacey: Let’s talk!
The fish medicine drinker: No. I know you’re right.
Why bother!??
Lacey: Just to try to figure something out.
The fish medicine drinker: *thinks*
Can you all listen!?!
The (current) Illuminati: No.
I don’t want to hear it!!!
YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!!!!!
Putin: So it’s nuclear war, then?
The (current) Illuminati: I don’t care!
Yes!
DO IT!!!
Putin: That’s insane.
Do you understand what I’m saying!?
The (current) Illuminati: Oh wait what? You’re talking about like, an actual war with Europe?
Putin: Yip.
The (current) Illuminati: Dude you can’t do that! That’s way too intense!
The song ends.
*later*
(Part of) The (current) Illuminati: *running around like an ape, possessed by demons*
YOU CAN’T GET ME!!!
You can’t get me!!!
Nannynanany boooboo!!
*they run-off, hunched forward like an ape*
*later*
A perfume collector: So…you…don’t profit?
The Illuminati: She does not.
Correct.
A perfume collector: How do you divvy that up?
The Illuminati: It’s very simple. You have to be directly involved.
So, people who actually sell the children? They profit. People who have a stake in the sales? They profit. It’s like a normal business. It’s just that most people in the Illuminati have some stake in the business. Well, not everyone. There’s a significant amount of people who refuse.
A hater: So she’s not in the Illuminati? But regardless, she’s not profiting from it?
The Illuminati: Yes. We’ve never inducted her. We’ve never inducted any of them.
A hater: *confused*
I don’t understand.
Lacey: What don’t you understand?
A hater: *thinks*
Dennis Nesheim: Why haven’t you inducted us?
The Illuminati: Because Lacey refuses.
And some (now deceased) British aristocrats don’t want to ruin what she had with them.
They feel…she’s a Christian…and…whatever sacrifices she did to Moloch, in the 1800’s, are still more than good enough. End of story.
Queen Elizabeth II: She’s my friend.
I, personally, didn’t profit. By choice.
We don’t need to keep proving ourselves.
And she’s not going to be bullied.
Moloch: I prefer it that way. They didn’t molest kids.
I don’t like her…being involved with all this nonsense. Let’s keep the happy memories or imagine them.
*later*
A middle class, white, middle aged man, in the U.S.: Well, I’m glad, for one, that the British Royal Family has slit its own throat. I hate all Royal Families. And all aristocracy.
I’m AMERICAN.
The Illuminati: But they have traditionally, especially the royalists, been the most apprehensive about the sale of children.
That middle class, middle aged man, in America: *looks totally confused*
What about the Norwegian royals?
The (Christian and Chinese) Illuminati: Those are younger people. The further back you go, the less support you get.
It’s a passionate desire to fit in. And be seen as cool. It’s like a disease.
A reader: Do you actually think you’re helping people?!?
The (Western, mostly non-Christian) Illuminati: Yes.
We do.
Lacey thinks it’s stupid. And maybe it is. But, we think we’re doing the right thing. And some of us are nuts…I guess. Or evil. Or both.
A reader: So…what’s so good about it?
The Illuminati: We think we’re helping the poor. Mostly.
Lacey: I don’t think that’s real.
I mean, it is… But, it’s like saying the poor white plantation owners needed Black slavery.
There are plenty of people in South America right now who do fine without such “subsidies”. They don’t have high speed internet. But they have…antibiotics. And food. And…running clean water.
Another reader: Would an aristocrat from rural Western North Dakota, “see the problem”? *they laugh* …You should explain to her why you don’t just suck shit! …Because I have a feeling you’re too dumb to realize you’re completely screwing yourselves over.
China: Except, we don’t sell nearly as many children. And our economy is smaller, granted, but…we’re FINE.
Be careful. She’s not stupid.
I’m not sure it’s necessary. To be honest. For any reason. It’s an absolutely DISGUSTING practice. …Absolutely horrendous.
*Later*
Casi: Is this legal?
Lacey: Yes, it’s not real. It’s loosely based on real people on occasion. But it’s entirely fictional. And hopefully thought-provoking and funny.
Lacey: This is absurd.
There’s NO WAY Ukraine can win.
How in the world does anyone still think that? …What is wrong with this man?!
Zelensky as this buff, conquering superhero? Putin laying, shocked and terrified on the ground. With a knife to his throat?!?
…And yet, I think Mr. Loomis is quite serious.
Casi: Even if the U.S. helped?
Lacey: *thinks*
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