An American reader: So…how poor was that lady?
The CIA: She’s not American.
By American standards she’s poor.
She’s white. She’s…very pretty.
But she’s…not rich.
She acts like she is, however. And she hated Lacey.
An American man: SO…-
I’m SO confused.
Are they for real!?!
Zelensky: *laughs*
YES!!!
An American man: So…how does this work???
Zelensky: *shrugs*
They’re…-
*he shrugs*
They feel…Illuminated.
These people think they’re genuinely “all good”. All of the time.
A woman reading this blog: BUT HOW DOES IT WORK!?
Zelensky: TELL ME ABOUT IT!
*he laughs*
They…-
*he thinks*
They assumed…they were wise. And she was dumb. Because she went to Messiah College and they went to Yale. They take their Ivy League educations DEATHLY SERIOUSLY. Okay?
Especially since becoming ILLUMINATED.
They think they can manifest…ANYTHING.
*he fumes*
An American: Did they think they could manifest a victory for UKRAINE!?
Zelensky: Yes.
A male American: Okay.
OH MY GOD…
Zelensky: YEAH!
I say, “We need tanks.” You know?
*he laughs*
But they…HAD A BETTER OFFER!
*he rolls his eyes*
Another male American reader: So…when do you…manifest the victory?
Zelensky: Oh! It should already have happened!
They say prayers to Biden’s dead wife. Why haven’t I ALREADY won!?
*he laughs*
A male American reader: And…how poor is Casi?
The CIA: She’s not…dirt poor. But, she’s poor.
*they shrug*
A male American reader: So…how does this work?!?
The CIA: It doesn’t.
But there’s not much we can do.
One of Lacey’s neighbors: So…they honestly believe all this!??
Lem: *nods, silently*
It was-
It took the breath out of her. Which is part of why I’m allowed to communicate with her.
One of Lacey’s neighbors: Well, yeah! It makes no sense!
So they honestly believe I’m inferior too!?
Lem: Oh! Absolutely.
They have…-
They’re not very well-educated. And what they’re thinking is…kind of complicated. It makes some sense…but it’s out there.
And, of course, none of them have ever bothered to explain. Ever.
One of Lacey’s neighbors: Are they…too hurt…to…accept reality?
Lem: YES.
But Lacey wasn’t trying to be mean. And they never could bring themselves to be honest.
So they’ve been living in denial for over a decade. …And sometimes they try. In the right audiences. To gain sympathy. But…it doesn’t stick. They go right back to feeling grand.
One of Lacey’s neighbors: So they’d do the same thing to me!?
The CIA: You may not have upset them, as much. To be honest.
But…I have a feeling they would turn on you too.
It’s sad you didn’t catch that?
One of Lacey’s neighbors: So you hate rich people? *to the perfume community*
The perfume community: No!
*they laugh, mocking him*
YOU ARE NOT…RICH.
*they laugh*
We have millionaires. MILLIONAIRES.
You’re an idiot, just like she is?
Yeah. Whatever.
I’ve seen a lot.
It takes A LOT…TO IMPRESS ME.
Someone in the Illuminati who attacked her: Okay!
But…I decided, “Let’s let them!
*he shrugs*
Let’s just let them.
Why? …Why not?”
I still think I was divinely inspired.
An American man: So you’ve been…encouraging them!? To believe they’re rich?
The Illuminati: Yes.
An American man: Is that part of why they’re overspending on perfume? Buying…thousands and thousands of dollars worth of perfume?
The CIA: Yes.
It’s sad.
The industry has benefited. Obviously. But…they’re wiping themselves out, financially.
*later*
A reader: Why didn’t she tell us this years ago?
The CIA: She was too compromised.
For the safety of her and her family…she had to wait and sort everything out, very meticulously and slowly.
*later*
Another man: These people are insane.
Lacey: Yeah!
I know!
But…they seem to sincerely believe I’m…a peasant. And that they’re not.
This other man: So you all…are snobs?
The perfume community: I guess.
This other man: That doesn’t seem heartless?
The perfume community: Heartless!?
*they laugh*
No!
That’s just the harsh reality of our world.
We’re…sophisticated. You see?
Being elite…isn’t just about being monied. *they laugh, haughtily*
It’s about…connections. And…class.
We…are…the ones…with CLASS. NOT LACEY. With her…farm.
*they laugh*
No. It’s not heartless. It’s…wisdom.
And excellence.
This man: How poor are you?
The perfume community: Poor!?
Ha!
It’s not about money.
It’s not about the money? Okay!
LEARN!
Awaken.
This man: Are you all on the same page? Or do some of you think you’re bullying a bully?
The perfume community: We…are…a community.
She was a terrible person. Regardless.
Okay?
This man: ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!
The perfume community: I guess?
*they shrug*
Whatever.
It’s old news!
This man: How many of you still stalk her?
The perfume community: Thousands.
This man: Then how is this old news?
The perfume community: Because!
It’s old.
Let’s move on.
This man: How many of you stole her ideas and her identity?
The perfume community: Hundreds.
Maybe thousands.
What of it!? It’s a man’s world!
This man: But how many of these people were women?
The perfume community: Most of them.
This man: What’s their collective IQ?
The CIA: 102.
This man: And their collective average net worth?
The CIA: $30.00.
This man: Wow!!!
Casi: *starts crying*
This man: Why are you crying!?
Casi: You know, I am poor.
This man: Do you really believe that?
Casi: YES!
*she laughs*
Look, you don’t know!!! The things she did!
This man: I doubt it…
Casi: COW!!!
LACEY!!!
YOU FAT, STUPID COW!!! *she screams*
This man: So you can tell I think you’re full of shit?
Casi: FUCK!
*she says, lighting a cigarette to calm down*
This man: Why does this mean so damn much to you!?!
Casi: OH FUCK!!!
Marsie: It’s just sad.
If you only knew my family background.
This man: Does she have a family background?
The CIA: No.
