Nancy: I know she’s not a prostitute. Okay.
But…why would she do that?
Lem: Do what!?
A hater: I know, but doesn’t it have a nice ring to it? The thought of her being a prostitute?
Lem: DO…WHAT? …What do you imagine she’s doing?
A hater: Being a prostitute?
Lem: Doing what?
A hater: Being…a prostitute.
Lem: Does she seem like one?
A hater: No.
Lem: Then why would she be one?
A hater: *thinks*
Because…she has sex?
How?
Lem: HOW!??
A hater: I don’t understand how…
A Millennial guy: What are you SAYING?
A hater: She’s so…prim.
Like…okay. That’s sexy. And she’s very pretty.
But…she’s so…prim.
Lem: She is.
Do I seem like that too?
A hater: *refuses to answer*
Lem: Do I seem like that too?
A hater: Yes.
But you’re both just gay?
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