Lacey: *laughs*
A reader: Well, I’m sorry your husband thought he was gay.
Lacey: *nods, eyes wide open*
A reader: Doesn’t that bother you?
Lacey: I’m supposed to be writing about this imaginary person that I created in my head named Ronna Swamy.
But I guess we can talk about this instead.
Yet Another Reader: Why…did you hear it that way?
Lacey: Because, that’s exactly what happened. I literally heard it that way.
So whenever people would talk about him, I always-I always heard it the wrong way. I never saw an interview with him. I never saw a picture of him. I always just heard his name. 
Yet Another Reader: You honestly heard his name as Ronna Swamy!?
Lacey: YES.
Also, Ron Aswamy. And, I thought maybe he was African.
Yet Another Reader: She’s not being racist!?
Elliott: *laughs*
NO! That’s just how she heard it.
