Lacey will be editing this. Later. She’s EXHAUSTED, and fighting a cold.
(As always: All posts are for entertainment purposes only. Unless otherwise noted.)
Lacey: Turns-out…Joe Kennedy Junior played a spiritual trick on Lacey. HE hurt her. Not Lem.
He cheated on her. And totally let her down. Not Lem. But…he tricked her, because he’s a ghost, into thinking it was Lem. That it was Lem cheating with Jack. And he also tricked Bobby Kennedy Junior, who became obsessed with her pain. Assuming it was Lem.
Right around the time she was first falling in love with Lem…six years ago…she was also feeling hurt by Joe. Deeply hurt. And she was actually hiding it…and Bobby sensed she was hiding deep pain…and became so sure it was over Lem. She assured Bobby, at the time, that it was Joe. But he didn’t believe her, and over a period of six years…Bobby has taken both him and Lacey for a long ride…of misery. Operating under the premise that all the pain Joe caused her….was caused by KIRK LEMOYNE BILLINGS.
Today…Lacey is realizing…that she’s been…horribly tricked. And yet not, because she never…really left Lem. Necessarily. There was a sort of…issue with Satan…but…-
Bobby: She was never in love with my uncle.
The Illuminati : That’s not allowed!?
Bobby: *he thinks*
*smirks*
The Illuminati: No! This is what happened.
Peggy Flanagan: Is the pain…bad?
Lacey: Yes.
I’m…very, very hurt.
Bobby: No! You’re not!
Lacey: No, I was. It would be…far worse if it was Lem. But-
Elliott: This is why…I’m STILL HERE.
This is SICK.
And it was Lem’s choice…to be friends with Jack in the first place.
Bobby: *looks shocked*
Elliott: No!
Lem never cheated on her! *he yells at Bobby*
THAT WAS YOUR UNCLE! *he yells louder*
Bobby: Please!
I don’t want to take this woman seriously! She is a joke to me…
The Illuminati: That’s insane, Bobby. You’re all obsessed with her.
Bobby: Because it’s so weird, right!?
It’s just…weird.
The Illuminati: Bobby…you’re OBSESSED.
Bobby: *laughs*
That’s what you say, huh? Okay. Interesting.
A reader: So she was in love with Joe?!?
*a moment later*
The Illuminati: Yes.
He had been haunting her since childhood. But she didn’t realize it.
When we started talking to her…he began to be more open about what was going on. But then he betrayed her. With Pat Wilson.
Bobby: Arnold says they aren’t real.
The Illuminati: We say otherwise.
Bobby: Ha.
Okay.
*he smirks*
A reader: But Bobby…you said…publicly…that you believed that you were talking to ghosts. What happened?
Another reader: He’s just backpedaling. He believed that when I was convinced Lem was gay and had cheated on her with Jack.
Bobby: *laughs*
You’re all very funny.
A reader: Bobby…who did you think you were talking to?
Bobby: Lem!
Okay!?
I thought we were making love.
A reader: What were you experiencing?
Bobby: You are going to laugh at me.
OKAY!?
*he looks offended*
I no longer believe it.
A reader: Did Arnold talk you out of it?
Bobby: YES!
Yet another different reader: What exactly did…you think…was happening?
Please just tell us!
Bobby: I had Maureen Callahan write about Bobby and Lem… to explain to Lacey that she should fuck-off. 
I helped write “Call Me By Your Name”. Because I thought we could share something together.
Arnold told me later that it was a good movie but that maybe I was wrong. He explained to me that I was making a lot of incorrect scientific assumptions.
*he thinks*
I also helped write the movie, “Barbie”. They were letting me, because they thought I was going to become big success, in politics. 
I got donations. People were very excited. 
I even had a nice running mate from a good family. Very smart woman! I really liked her. She was a very good person; very smart lady.
Casi: Why did you choose her?
Bobby: I don’t know. I just thought she was a really good person and very smart. Very good person.
Casi: That’s interesting.
A reader: So Bobby, what exactly-what exactly did you think you were doing?
Bobby: Lacey say that Elliott Roosevelt walk into her room and talk dirty.
The Illuminati: OH! Okay.
Bobby: That’s not what I experience, OK?
China: We believe there’s reincarnation and we worry that Bobby is actually one of ours. So just an FYI: as much as he seems lovable and endearing because of racist Asian stereotypes, be very careful. Because he’s not a nice person.
Bobby: Maybe I stuck being Chinese even if there’s not reincarnation, thanks to this fiasco.
Alright, I will tell you what happened! *he yells*
Yes, I’m angry! *he yells at some Asian woman*
I look at his picture OK? I look at his picture and I think dirty thoughts. And I thought, “It’s showtime! OK, so maybe this is it!?” *he laughs*
I’m sorry I thought that was it. I thought I look at his picture. We interacting!
I thought, “Wow…sexy…cool!”
And my mind got carried away.
I thought, “Wow, watch out. They are everywhere. You can find them in their pictures.”
Lacey: That’s not what I experience, Bobby. Did you talk to an entity or was it just lust?
Bobby: You are sure nothing happened!?
Lem: Yes…
Bobby: Maybe, it was my imagination.
*he looks sad*
An Asian woman: Bobby, what actually happened in your head? Do you remember?
Bobby: *thinks*
It was like I saw a vision of him.
An Asian woman: Oh crud.
So did you interact with the vision or did it just stay in your head and you controlled all of it?
Bobby: It stay in my head, but it talk to me.

An Asian woman: But were you in control of it or was it actually capable of rejecting you?
Bobby: It was never that real.
An Asian woman: So then it wasn’t capable of rejecting you?
Bobby: Yes.
I feel very comfortable being old around you in a way I do not feel comfortable with other people.
And now, I have another mystery to figure out. 
An Asian: Well maybe you’re one of us!?
But I think that you imagined that. I don’t think that was a real person.
Bobby: And this is why I am starting to hate Americans. I’m sorry.
Lacey is warning you.
If there reincarnation, I am mad.
I have thick accent and it’s funny. OK fine.
But see it’s OK to laugh at human frailty. It’s OK to confront things. Americans are so stupid!
I have to be so careful all the time.
It’s so stupid!
I embarrassed myself in front of so many people, because white people are so afraid of being hurtful and never tell you the truth. It’s just stupid.
Another Asian: So nobody told you that you were just imagining things, years ago with Lem?
Bobby: Yes, they encouraged me! It was sick.
Listen to Waltz No. 2 by Dmitry Shostakovich. As performed by the Philharmonic Wind Orchestra, conducted by Mark Reift.
