Dear Illuminati:
This whole thing is ludicrous. You’ve destroyed life as we know it.
So what do you want to do? Do you want to…blow-up the Middle East? Or no?
Blow-up America? No?
What do we want to do?
Let’s just…think about it.
Casi: Let me ask you this: What’s your relationship with the Barbie Doll?
Lacey: Barbie? She’s cool.
I love Barbie.
Casi: Why?
Lacey: She’s chill. Much more chill than most women I tend to run into.
Casi: Could she be your mom?
Lacey: Yes.
Not that she’d keep me.
*Lacey cracks-up laughing*
She’d probs put me up for adoption…
*she thinks*
But…not necessarily.
Maybe there are some nice Barbies?
*later*
A bunch of Black sports announcers: see when she starts being a woman I start thinking she’s stupid OK and then I start claiming she’s racist and she falls for her cause she’s a nice person and then I start thinking. I’m waiting cause I’m a dumbass.
Lacey: OK I was just in the I was cleaning my floor and my husband was watching you relaxing and then you thought you owned me because you’re on television and you’re in the middle class so I think you made yourself trash and I really don’t enjoy that that’s reactive abuse I am so sick of Black people being reactive abusive towards me. All of you have been that way at this point in the entire illuminati.
I cannot think of one single black person who has not been reactive abusive towards me. Yeah you’re doing it right now. I have the moral high ground. Not you you dumb shit.
And I’m calling you that because I’m not a racist and I see through you you fucking whore
You’re a slut and you don’t think I know that because you’re a conceited slut 
God: there are women who are very poor who yell over Lacey to confuse each other because they don’t want you to hear her real voice because it starts freaking you out because you start realizing who you’re really talking to.
OK, so you know telepathy you have that secret because that’s the illuminati and now the whole world knows you can talk to people in their heads. You’ve probably harassed many schizophrenics that way and laughed at them and then they’ve been traumatized by it and written about it on the Internet, probably to scare others schizophrenics that you’re doing that too.
There is schizophrenia, but telepathy is real and you guys have kept that secret for hundreds of years. It’s not easy to do, but you can do it and there used to be writing about it that you’ve destroyed or hidden.
It’s not actually schizophrenia the problem with it is that it’s not easy to verify so it’s not really a safe form of communication. It’s like yelling from another room. People say I’m not trusting that he says that he means that until he says that to my face for a reason.
So I think subconsciously we remember that people used to talk this way but it’s not easy to do it hasn’t really been done literally for hundreds of years the last time people talk like this was probably the 15 or 1600s and it wasn’t really something that most people did because they were too poor
But that was one way they communicated because they didn’t have telephones and travel was treacherous, and that was one way that they fought war because they could talk to each other in their heads and yet at least he’s not sure if I’m saying that because she’s worried she’s just being attacked by the demonic. She’s not schizophrenic though sweetie and she knows that so you need to drop that. No, I’m sorry you need to please for the love of God for the love of me stop believing that she’s just pretending she’s never let down her guard the entire time if she doesn’t act scared somewhat. You’re going to get scared and torture her to death unnecessarily
She has to act a little bit scared because if she doesn’t, you will freak out because you’re a loser. You all are losers.
At times she does act like she’s put out or scared because she doesn’t want people to be freaked out. She has very much human emotion but she’s a very tough person so she tries to let herself feel scared so that you know she really is feeling something.
Does that seem black to you? That’s funny if there’s reincarnation she grew up in Africa you didn’t so she might know more about you than you know about yourself you lose
Yeah, the sports commentators have a very hard time losing at this point because they really are losing
It’s funny how that’s happening to her right now. It’s definitely related to global warming and the race for the state said it seat.
She should be editing this, but she’s not trusting a lot of people right now for good
So far she’s been proven, right
So yeah, hundreds of years ago, people used to speak telepathically which is how they fought horse and that information was lost, and that ability was sort of kept quiet and taken away slowly overtime, but it’s never been a particularly sound way to communicate because you don’t know for sure who you’re talking to I mean, you really don’t like you can kind of think you do, but you don’t know for sure, and so people thought in some ways that they were improving on things by taking it away from people because it forced people to really communicate and not just imagine that they were communicating. There may have been ancient cultures, though that primarily communicate telepathically and a lot of those cultures have been erased or lied about and believe it or not they tended to operate on the fringes of larger cultures that were more successful.
So like in Cornwall, for instance there might have been more telepathy, which is why Cornwall is rarely ever talked about
I need to have a talk with all of you. Lacey is 40th three years old and she is not going to be bullied by you in your conventions anymore.
They’re sick in regard to her
I created a man for a woman and a woman for a man and she’s trying to honor that and you’re not respecting that
People have not been respectful of the fact that she’s really tried to be an honest Christian loving woman her whole life for the most part. I mean, she was a good kid. She became a Christian very early.
She really started letting herself be sexual outside of marriage as a way to sort of keep up with traffic. That really was for thinking it’s like when you’re on a highway and everyone’s speeding you you can either go the speed limit and have people honking at you and have a really hard time or you can go faster and be safer. It’s just I’m sorry that’s just reality if you go too slow you start causing problems in some places. It’s actually dangerous so that was why she did what she did. She didn’t wanna end up dead. She wanted to try to have a life, she didn’t want to commit suicide and you need to stop judging her for that
It wasn’t easy for her to find somebody and not because she’s a pitch. That’s a horribly awful thing to say and it’s not remotely true sweetie. She is the way she is because she’s had a really awful life. If you talk to her 20 years ago you would’ve thought she was the sweetest cutest most nice person ever and she still is, but you’re dealing with who she actually is now.
You didn’t have to deal with that before because she didn’t have to fight for her life and she didn’t have to stand up for herself, but now that she has a husband and kids you have to accept responsibility for for the fact that you don’t give a shit about her and that no one‘s giving a shit about her she’s like that little girl who choked to death on TikTok and you’re just like why isn’t anyone stopping this little girl? Why is anyone helping well you’re the same way with Lacey why don’t you have a sense of urgency? Why don’t you care about what’s going on? Why did none of you seem to worry about her in any normal way you just have all of these moments of just absolute distress and you just can barely talk and and you don’t know what to do and you’re praying and you’re so overwhelmed and you just don’t know what to do and she’s just dying and you’re having total chaos. You’re all like that. You’re all in that mindset right now that little girl died because you think like this nowadays and you need to grow up look at yourself honestly and accept that.
You’re not as competent as the boomers because you don’t never take care of anything you just keep thinking it’s gonna go away and it’ll just go away. No, it doesn’t just go away. You cannot just be chill about everything.
I am so tired of millennials thinking everything is chill. You’re not an adult if you keep thinking that.
That is not reality. *he yells*
*later*
Lacey: actually did something productive. I feel a little better.
It’s been hell living with these people for 10 years.
Putin: I knew you’d be better if you could just get something done
Lacey: it’s just like they’re crazy people
Putin: I think she’s in my class. No it’s true. I try to sleep with her-
*he laughs*
I don’t have many wives, but yet-
*he laughs*
An American: am I supposed to think of her as Putin‘s wife?
Joe Biden: I don’t know I haven’t been. I don’t know.
An American: how do I get in these people‘s class?
Joe Biden: gotcha I’m actually one of them too
I’m like Lacey I was stealth
Can you do what I did I lived in several mansions I was the president of the United States and then I just got old and everyone felt sorry for me and now people don’t really talk about me anymore. People are blaming Obama and Clinton and George Bush. Sometimes they say me but not really because Biden is a nice
That’s old money
An American: you know something you’re actually trying to help me that’s kind
How do I do that though?
Joe Biden: you can’t telling you the truth you can’t
You would have to be close to a billionaire. I’m not making that up. You’d have to be close to a billionaire or maybe over 100 million and then you would have to somehow accept that you’re not one of them even if they’re living in a trailer park and they look like shit. I’m completely serious by the way for real you wouldn’t be my son‘s equal if he was laying in the gutter somewhere he’s not done very well, but you would never be his equal.
And then, and then you would be training your children and your grandchildren to work their way into my heart
And if you could do that, if you could get inside my heart, I’m not talking about being my girlfriend. I’m not talking about being my ally in my alliance with me. I’m not talking about any of that.
I’m talking about actually making me care about you
Like really care about you in that way
I have to accept you as one of my own and if you do that with your children and your grandchildren, well then maybe maybe just maybe you’re a part of my group
And then your grandchildren, and your the new children, and your grandchildren have to prove that constantly that they’re one of us not one of the people in Epstein Island, one of us
Then they have to really be that so your great grandchildren may be capable of being one of us maybe
Your great grandchildren may be capable of joining the aristocracy of a country that’s failing, but still that was the idea
Casi: I am nuts. Me. I’m nuts.
I truly convinced myself that there was a way to fool people. I had no idea that I was that stupid.
you know in part of it is your fault not Lacey’s but other people you guys have lied about this
Lou: yes we have. Lem even lied about it somewhat Lacey‘s not really like that but no most old money people in America lie
An American: here’s what I don’t understand. Why is Casi the lesbian Because Lacey is more feminine like she’s really more feminine than than than Casi are more womanly but and more elegant and dainty and all of that hold on but Casi is the one that seems like the girls to me?
Lou: that’s because you’re a peasant
An American: then our German women more elite
Lou: that’s extremely disturbing…
Who else seems like that to you?
An American: most people outside the US seem like that to me, except for some poor people when I go to other countries, they always see more feminine the poor people
Lou: sweetie, you’re confusing being helpless with being a woman. And you’re confusing being helpless as a woman with being a whore. And you’re confusing being manipulative and petty with being a woman.
Another American: can I ask you a serious question Putin? Are you cheating on Lacey with your wife?
And at the same time, are you both desperately try not to offend Lem?
Putin: yes that is pretty much what’s happening because I’m clever and I’m tricky so I married I married my mistress. *he smiles*
To tell you the truth, I am so freaked out by pedophilia that I have a very hard time handling reincarnation.
I think of her as my wife it’s true kind of like she’s a queen and I’m a king if there’s reincarnation. She’s a brilliant mastermind of politically. My wife is not.
But I’m being completely honest. I don’t really like that intimacy between her and I though, and I respect the fact that she almost is humoring me and I am not actually capable of doing better and so we don’t really sleep together. It’s It’s. It’s just like I need somebody to depend on who’s a woman if there’s reincarnation psychologically, I needed a queen for what I’m trying to do I needed an actual queen I couldn’t have my wife do that job for me and Lacey psychologically can all right so she’s doing it.
Do the queen and I lay together, you know if I really wanted her to I probably could make her do that but it’s exhausting because I don’t necessarily want that but I do but I don’t and then my wife is I madly in love with my life with my wife, I’m mistresses she’s passionate. I’m passionate we passionately love.
so it’s like I have Lacey as sort of an honorary queen if there’s reincarnation, but it’s not I don’t know what else to do and so then we have that weird sort of thing that we do in the stupid situation and then just sort of like I don’t actually don’t know what he’s thinking and then she sort of rebuffs me a few times I try and then I realize that if she was there in person she wouldn’t be able to and it makes me giggle and then she thinks ok then he’s fine. I’m fine. I’m fine and no, I’m fine. I’m really in love with my wife and then I guess well then I’m sorry. I am trying not to hurt you. I’m mad at you. What the hell were you thinking?
What the fucking hell were you thinking if I actually am the Duke of Wellington what the hell were you thinking?
Ran off with some stupid rat face piece of shit from the gutter of Japan and then you thought she would just be OK with that. You thought all of the aristocracy would just look the other way while you bragged about what you were doing with that shit? 
No, I don’t have to kiss Bobby‘s ass. I don’t want to kiss anyone’s ass.
OK and that’s the beauty of being me and I’m proud of just being myself and that’s between me and God.
I don’t know what you were thinking between me her cousin who is another Duke, who probably still is in love with her and he’s dead her husband who was the marquee? How many more aristocrats with actual titles lab do you have to fight with now and isn’t it weird how we’re all there at that time with a title when you didn’t have one?
You were oh you were the emperor of the holy Roman empire yeah but then why didn’t you have a title in Great Britain? Weren’t you good enough?
Were you really just a loser and this is how you end up losing her because you find out that you’re really just a worthless piece of shit and that your country was a joke compared to Great Britain?
You took yourself a little too seriously where in your heart yeah because you thought that you were this great wonderful, loving man who could never make a mistake and you thought you were so wonderful like Jesus no maybe you weren’t? Maybe you really didn’t give a fuck after all and you had some dilly deli idiocy and your little brain.
No, I’m sorry I’m just I’m just saying the obvious he was ugly. He was just an ugly ugly man. No I’m I am short, but I’m not ugly. People have told me that for a while. It’s true and I’m sorry, but I’m baffled by you.
God: Lem, it is very embarrassing that you took him seriously at all.
Plato: why did you?
Lem: why did I do it Because because I was brainwashed honest to God I was brainwashed I really was
Putin: Oh my word.
Obviously, I need to process that because it makes a lot of sense, Lem
Lem: *nods*
Betty:

