Spirit Team

A hater: Lacey, I’m not understanding.

This sexy, voluptuous, like woman, who’s fucking a straight man who we thought was gay, but who actually might really be straight?

Is that who you are on the inside or is that a persona?

Lacey: It’s neither.

And by the way, Lem is not this person:

This man was obviously bisexual to me and then I tried to gaslight myself into thinking otherwise because I feel like people want me to think that he’s gay or straight, but he’s not he looks obviously bisexual to me so Lem is not this man. OK let straight you guys and sorry and this man is obviously bisexual and I don’t know why he talks about his wife like she shit and gay men like they’re his dogs to fuck I’m not talking about bestiality. I just mean he has this idea of sex is like something you do like taking a poop.

I’m gonna edit this later, but I’m really losing patients with people and I have a life, but I’m taking this seriously for a reason.

Could I actually date that man I don’t think so I don’t think our personalities would make sense together. I think he might actually like me as a person. I just I tend to get along well with bisexual men not bisexual women but I always get along with bisexual men, but but no that’s not lamb. Love’s not bisexual Michael Rockefeller actually was Michael Rockefeller was bisexual, but but no Lem was not.

This man: Lacey, I have a question for you. I’m asking you this from the afterlife because I am stressed out myself right now and I just find topics like this interesting you’re right I would’ve had fun talking to you when we were really young. We would’ve been weird together, but you’re not actually bisexual whatever the point is if I was sleeping with your boyfriend, Michael and of course you know that would would you feel threatened how would you see that?

Lacey: what is our problem?

This man: yeah I know it’s like we’re angry about the same thing

Lacey: what are we angry about? Honestly, I feel like we’re both angry just as people about the same thing but I don’t even know what it is but anyway.

Anyway, no, I would not be jealous of you. You know that I would be worried that I was losing Michael and actually I wouldn’t tolerate him sleeping with you for very long and certainly not well yeah not for very long so if you got really involved with him I would think what is going on. Am I losing my husband or my boyfriend?

This man: and then that’s why I would either have to admit that I’m a narcissist and I’m just being a jerk or and he would probably figure that out or and then I don’t know what the hell is going on in your relationship but or what if I was trying to sleep with you?

Lacey: why would you need to sleep with Michael first?

This man: OK Fairpoint but what if I just find you like intimidating and so it’s like I’ll sleep with Michael and then I’ll sleep with you

Lacey: but then you’d just be being weird.

This man: OK Fairpoint that is weird that no that’s weird for me. OK so then obviously you Friendzone me I got terribly intimidated by you because you’re actually really hot but you didn’t know that I slept with your boyfriend thinking that you’d eventually sleep with me because I was too chicken to just try to sleep with you cause I thought you’d say no.

Lacey: you poor thing if that actually is even possible

This man: OK, yes and you don’t think that’s possible?

Lacey: why do I feel like we’re friends and you already know I’m hurt that you don’t know

This man: he being an alternate universe. We are friends fine you’re right but that’s not she’s not you’re not insecure. It’s like you don’t really know that you’re pretty but you know, but you don’t and it pisses me off, but I am not confident enough in myself to just ask you out.

Lacey: OK OK OK fine and you know what you kind of look like my husband right now and honestly, I feel bad for you, but I can’t help you because you’re a man

This man: OK truth be told in an altered universe. I know you and Michael I’m working on your property, but I was friends with you somehow in Minnesota or something really an alternate universe. I had a crush on you. We’re the same age and then you marry Michael, whatever the point is you’re absolutely right you can’t help me. You can’t save me. You have to let me work through my own insecurities on my own to my own as they would say shadow work, but I don’t believe in that really either but I think I’m just freaked out and so are you and we’re just like by the way I know we’re not twin flames I know that I so know that don’t worry don’t don’t worry no I just I did have feelings for you in an alternate universe and I’m really freaked out because I just wanted to work through that and thank you for caring enough to say something but you’re right. I’m not love. I actually look like him slightly but no, I’m not. It’s possible my mother nature‘s attempt to let them know that you’re still available to him because I do look like him slightly, but I’m not him. I’m my own person and I thought we had something sometimes but you’re right we don’t really and I think we’re probably just gonna end up being close someday.

I mean, I wanna go to heaven and I wanna be like a brother in Christ to you and just be your friend and it’s good that we never ruined that cause I really don’t think we have even though I’ve said something I really don’t think so cause I’m not like that either. I really don’t think I think we’re still good friends in another universe

Lacey: I feel like you’re kind of like me in the sense that you’re a combination of like the sexy sort of difficult person combined with this sensitivity. I don’t think they’re exclusive.

This man: no you’re you’re you’re wrong, but you’re right. I’m actually a little less sensitive than you are which is how Michael cheated on you with me, but you’re very forgiving of him and it actually only happened once but now I’m not as sensitive as you it’s true I’m not as sensitive as you are actually that isn’t really a compliment or an insult but no, I’m not as sensitive as you but we are similar in that way because I meant I will little sensitive. I hide that I’m actually more sensitive than you think. No really that’s what you didn’t know. I’m more sensitive than you think but but but I’m not. I’m not as sensitive as you, but I’m sensitive and I don’t want people to know that.

Lacey: well I think I was sad that you weren’t being yourself

I saw you on TikTok and I thought is this really who he is this isn’t who this man really is and thank you for coming out of the woodwork to tell me that that can’t come out the right way, but thank you for telling me that I don’t I don’t think you’re gonna take that the wrong way I’m not calling you a cockroach. I’m sorry I’m tired thank you for trying to tell me that you’re right and I mean you are you’re very sensitive in a way

But no, I feel like you’re right you are sensitive and I am sensitive, but I’m more sensitive than you but we’re both sexy. We’re both I know I’m sorry we’re both very sexy, but I think that you’re also very I think I’m very sensitive and you’re just kind of sensitive.

This man: OK yeah no you’re right now. I know OK yes I am not as sensitive. You’re more sensitive, but I don’t think you’re actually less tough than OK. No that’s not true. You’re less tough than I am. I can be a real asshole which is why I slept with your husband in an alternate universe. He doesn’t need to kill me. I’m not I’m not actually a weirdo really I’m not and then I just kind of leave. Why aren’t you more hurt by that most people are?

Lacey: are you really more tough than I am?

This man: a little bit yes,

Lacey: see I could feel insecure about that and maybe it’s being an old soul, but I could actually I could actually feel insecure about that no not because I’m a man and not because I’ve ever been a man no no because I understand the importance of being a tough person, and I actually could be a little insecure about that

This man: yeah OK but you’re an extremely tough person. I’m just an extraordinarily tough person and maybe we’re tough in different ways and honestly, I’m a man. I am supposed to be more tough than you.

Lacey: *thinks*

Is it just that I’m a girl?

This man: yeah the thing is I would rather have you commanding my arm than doing it myself we’re not talking about gifting or maybe even bravery except I might actually be really brave too, but I might not actually be as honorable as you are shit. I’m not I’m not as honorable as you and I’m not as noble as you or as gallant as you or is valiant, but I’m actually braver and tougher and yes it it is actually because you’re a girl

Lacey: that sounds very accurate, but I worry that my honor and my voluntary outdo your toughness and your bravery

This man: they do and they don’t

Lacey: you should worship Christ and repent you really should I worry about you

This man: yes I should OK. I’m having this conversation with her because the US is having a very scary time dealing with my friend in an alternate universe because you refuse to accept the fact that she was interacting in her head with the ghost of Michael Rockefeller.

That actually happened. I slept with him once in California in 1999.

Yeah, this is an alternate universe. I knew Lacey through it was through friends. I met her when we were kids basically and no, she’s a friend of mine who I had a crush on. I had kind of some anger issues with that and so I I slept with her husband once I did work on their house and then I slept with him. Yeah I do break about that to some people she probably I mean they both would expect that I think maybe he wouldn’t but I know she would which is definitely why I was interested in her like do you have any idea how cool she is? I don’t I love my wife right now actually believe it or not but he really is a cool chick she really is.

Lacey: …

This man: no I’m not I’m not controlling anything. I’m trying to help you because these people don’t understand who they’re talking to. They refuse to accept it and it’s just sick. OK stop trying to compete with her. This crisis could’ve been averted if you just hadn’t been total fucking jackasses about 10 years ago.

Lacey: …

This man: i’m just I’m just food for thought like chill the Frick out

I am I’m not mad if there’s reincarnation don’t tell anyone right, but that actually was me. I am Henry.

Henry Frick freaking Frack fracking and me. No It’s she’s fracking and I’m Henry Frick

God has a sense of humor and things are just totally insane at this point

So if there’s reincarnation, yeah I’m actually I’m not I’m Henry. I’m I’m I’m not I’m Henry Frick. Like I am Henry Frick, but I’m not him right now, but I am him and some eternal sense. I don’t know. I guess I’m doing TikTok because that picture of me if there’s reincarnation don’t tell anyone is who I actually really am which is why I remind you of Lem because I am hiding that part of myself

I’m I’m hiding that part of myself, but it’s still kind of there, but I am almost entirely straight. If it’s possible that it’s allowed in heaven I was slightly gay as Henry Frick. But not not that not that much but I was slightly

Yeah I’m really tough person extraordinarily tough and I’m tougher than her but that’s just the thing you don’t know who you’re dealing with like I’m literally Henry Frick and I just did it that way to explain to you who you’re dealing with

She’s more honorable than I am. She’s more valent more noble but no because she’s a girl she’s not as tough and that actually irritates her which touches my heart and kind of makes me feel something for her romantic but no, we’re not meant to be together but boy no that speaks to my soul because I understand that.

I mean, if there’s reincarnation, yeah I’m here because I’m being a construction worker and just I’m accepting the fact that I made mistakes

Don’t bother me with us don’t ever contact me. I’m not saying that to her. I’m saying don’t ever contact me. OK don’t ever contact me. Don’t ever talk to me about this. If you do I will think it’s a joke not not like she’s a joke like if I am this person I’m kind of a hot old man with him a bad bad history of being a terrible person but at the same time, I don’t know it would be kind of cool to be Henry Frick reincarnated.

But anyway, if you take what I say to seriously, I’m sorry people making out with each other and humping each other is obviously homosexual behavior, but I’m saying it in that way on my account because I’m a very tough minded person and I’m just saying people do stuff like that because they’re not really wanting to be homosexual it’s not really who they are, but but it is in a way

It’s like they’re exploring that but they’re not really exploring that but they are but they’re not and because a lot of those people just end up being straight at this point and I’m talking to you somewhat from the future just call it heterosexuality I mean yeah OK fine it’s not necessarily, but there are a lot of people exploring their sexuality right now who are actually just straight and they’ve seen a lot of homosexual images and they’re just trying to figure out what the hell is going on in their head OK which is actually some proof of reincarnation because I know that I know you’ve done this to me and that’s part of what I’m pissed off about you are making people gay. You are turning people gay and then they’re and you’re actually also trying to turn people into pedophiles and I’ve caught that with all of you don’t think I’m not angry because I know you’re playing with my head like I’m a child and I’m an adult.

I don’t want to screw a child sometimes I don’t wanna screw my wife and you can’t control that but you want to desperately back in the 1800s when I was Henry Frick we were not that fucking weird

We weren’t obsessed with people’s dicks and vaginas, vaginas, like a bunch of fucking freaks 

What the hell happened to you people I don’t want you sucking my cock and your imagination to get me to fuck up bug I mean, what the fuck are you gonna have you fucking next wallpaper? You people are sick.

Yeah, I think the next thing you’re gonna have people screwing is the wall you have a screwing everything it’s just it’s sick. It’s so fucking sick.

No, no no no no no you have people thinking that they’re homosexual now and they’re going around screwing each other on yachts and shit. See how I say that it’s like how why do I think everyone has a yacht?

*he laughs with Lacey*

OK, no I’m fine. It’s just what the hell am I even thinking when I say stuff like that she does the same thing OK but- but no, it’s like people are just running around and you know fine on yachts. OK I have you on a yacht experimenting with homosexuality in my mind. I have everyone on a yacht with champagne and listening to music experimenting with homosexuality.

Wow, it’s like a Gilded Age party and everyone’s trying to figure out if they’re Gay.,.

But anyway, no, but I don’t appreciate that and so I refuse to let you call everyone gay because sometimes people are and then sometimes they really aren’t. Also, by the way, love really was straight and part of the inspiration for that post is me realizing that in my spirit, the illuminati is contacted me if there’s reincarnation within the last five years because they didn’t know if I was reincarnated guess what I am if there’s reincarnation and yeah, he should’ve just gotten married and had kids like me and if you wanted to go out with his brothers and go on a hunting trip OK maybe his wife Lisa said maybe she doesn’t maybe he doesn’t wanna leave her. Did you guys ever think about that with Brooke Mountain? You assume that those two characters are in love a little too easily

We’re supposed to think through love, but are they really why don’t they ever leave their wives? They’re growing men it’s all this flippy floppy thinking it’s like oh he leave his wife if he really I mean he really would but he can’t because of society really are you sure?

Are you really sure about that?

What if they’re what if they just can’t make up their mind what if they like their wives more than you think but they also like each other at the end it ends up being a joke on you because it’s really just a movie about two assholes who can never figure anything out-

*he laughs with Lacey*

No, it’s true. They’re two assholes who could never figure it out how to have sex how to make out Jack I can’t quit you, but I can’t quit you so he was trying I mean is that incompetency or love? I don’t know.

Why is he trying to quit him? That’s weird and when they have sex does it go well or are they in pain and they slightly slightly hate each other I mean, let’s grow up a little bit. What is that movie really about?

I think it’s possibly about two men who have a gay affair and can’t figure out what to do. They can’t figure out if they should leave their wives or if they should get together and so they just feel sad and stupid and waste their lives being confused because they can’t figure it out

And then in the end, I guess they probably just would want to be gay with each other but really though because all that time passed and that still does count yeah it’s not like it’s in the past who cares anymore no, they spent all those years with their wives that just disappears off the charts I don’t think so. That didn’t just disappear.

Yes, I’m talking about Brooke back Mountain to remind you

So so you don’t have you don’t have a clear understanding of that movie. Lacey and I are very similar. Yeah I could definitely be her husband and we would probably live in wealth, but not all of the time but no, we’re not meant to be together but we do have something in common and we’re both very angry if there’s reincarnation very angry very angry both of us

And maybe maybe not maybe not OK maybe we’re not supposed to be together. Maybe this isn’t really reincarnation but if there is reincarnation we’re extremely angry. We’re both extremely angry for very good reasons. OK so be very careful because if there’s reincarnation, I am Henry Frick and I’m pissed off as hell right now and believe it or not. I have a lot of power in my head that you don’t have because I’m Henry Frick.

How do you think I manifested through magic that came out of your ass? I don’t think so, buddy. That’s not. That’s not how this works.

so if you wanna understand Lacey and why she is as difficult as she is research me and then realize that if I’m not a psychopath and I’m not in hell, you may don’t understand human cruelty in America, quite as brilliantly as you think you do. At least not anymore OK at least not anymore or not entirely you understand right and wrong but why are you molesting children and making money off of it and not arresting people?

Isn’t that weird? Why are you tolerating that if you’re so morally superior to me? Why was I the way that I was? Maybe I didn’t tolerate that and that’s why I was a total fucking jackass because I was trying to deal with people who were poor and I had to kill people at times because I had to

I’m not morally repugnant and neither is she molesting a child is the most evil thing you can do that’s why you’re doing it if you’re in the illuminati and you’re trying to be evil. Oh, and oh that’s the other brilliant thing Peter teal you worship people like me and I’m far more evil in a very sexy way than you will ever be, but you are more evil precious potentially if you’ve tried to be and guess what it doesn’t make you sexier it makes you weird

So if that’s what you’re doing stop it’s not flattering. It’s strange.