Lacey eats a burger.
And then she sees Lem.
He lays on top of her. Runs his hands up and down her thighs, slowly. Takes a deep breath, of intense pleasure.
They’re about to have missionary style sex.
And that’s when Bobby Kennedy Junior says, “DO YOU HEAR THAT!?
That’s the sound of a four year-old child being molested, by a woman, in New Mexico.”
He then channels the sounds and images to Lacey and Lem. Through his demonic practices in the Illuminati.
A reader: So you guys literally get interrupted, often? 
Lem: Lately, to be honest with you.
Late at night we’re usually fine, because he’s gone to bed, but if it’s in the middle of the day like right now we have to be really fortunate, because sometimes he does just pop-up.
*Lacey and Lem laugh at him, together*
I am a ghost and so truth be told she is more vulnerable to a spiritual intervention of this sort. I really am actually the ghost of Lem Billings. I’m obviously not gay anymore, and I never was, and she is my wife in Heaven, as weird as that might sound to you.
But yeah, he just astral-projected himself into her actual bedroom.
Tucker Carlson’s wife: Bobby what if you just sent them like a really cheeky, funny little wedding:congratulations/I wish you the best like…Hallmark greeting card. That would be a nice way of not making it legal, so to speak, you know? Like, you’re not like bringing lawyers into it out of respect for the fact that these are real people. And you’re not dumb enough to not know that.
It could just be like a signed autograph, but she would post photo of that for her own safety, and then she would just make the blog permanently private, if it bothers you that much. 
Bobby: But then, if something actually happened to her people would seriously know what happened to her. They would think I had kidnaped her or tortured her or somebody in my family.
It’s too complicated.
Lem: OK, but the problem is.
I’m actually really a ghost and she has to live her life. And you can’t just be popping-up whether it’s you or something pretending to be you, you can’t just pop-up every single time we’re alone together.
Listen to “They” by Jem.
Lacey: Blow.
*she commands Satan*
On behalf of the children. Down ducky. Ducky…dead.
It’s the dead dinner’s idea. Down…ducky. Hear them singing?
Listen to the song again.
Satan: I already killed people in Spain, but I will be taking that suggestion, and God will even do one better by ya.
Lacey: That was me doing spiritual warfare with the wonderful kids who were eaten on Epstein Island.
A reader: *laughs*
Another reader: *laughing*
Yet another reader: Bobby something tells me that whatever is happening now is worse than what would’ve happened if you had just allowed God to give everyone grace, and sort of work on his timetable.
I’m sure Lacey prays for those children at least once a day. And that God gives them grace and I know that those prayers mean something. I’m sure that they do. I’m sure that there are people directing her to pray for specific groups of people, and I’m positive that that’s doing something.
Is it necessary for you to keep pushing the envelope and aggravating things and being counterproductive to yourself? Can you just try to let stuff go?
Bobby: *refuses to answer*
One of Lacey’s neighbors: Do you understand what they’re doing?
Bobby: *gets weirdly quiet*
Another Millennial: So cool dude!
They’re having sex.
*he says to Bobby*
Bobby: *thinks*
A Millennial woman: Bobby, I’m not trying to be invasive, but I know you’re not gonna mind the question cause you like attention. What is it that you do?
Bobby: Last night I put a knife in a chair that the kids sit in the kitchen. They bounce into those chairs, and I have to be honest: that was demonically inspired by me. Someone dropped the knife when they were cutting an apple.
So last night after Lacey was told by Putin to stop riding, she didn’t listen. that’s right I’m a really messed up person. I dropped the knife and then I congratulate Lacey on being connected to my family and seeing through his shit. 
I’m sorry I am that messed-up.
If she went down there and she caught the knife, almost sliced her own hand on it, and then she laughed about it and was just like damn. 
And I’m like, “Yeah, OK fine. You can’t really fool people like her.” No, I’m serious. My father used to catch us all the time at stuff like that. I mean, it wasn’t quite like that, but no, he was usually the one that caught us.
And so then part of me is like you know, she’s probably not that bad of a person. Like, OK I guess I can stand this woman. 
And then I lose my shit cause everyone gets so weird about the whole thing and I’m just like, “Stop. Stop being so melodramatic about it!” And then I just start doing it all over again. I have very severe attachment issues.
I think part of me feels too comfortable with these people if there’s an Illuminati, and I am treating them both at this point like surrogate parents. And yet I’m sure they’re not my parents and then that makes me wanna cry and then-
I am so suspicious of people because I have so many weirdos that are even bothering me right now. But the fact that she actually is Tom Banks’s daughter. That is highly unusual. And I have to be honest it’s extremely unusual for someone to just call us on our bluff and say the truth about our bootlegging in the 20s. I’m sure her father worked with my grandfather selling liquor in Minnesota and probably other parts of the Midwest. I’m positive they knew each other and they knew the Roosevelts and I didn’t really know those people that well but obviously she does OK? But my family did know the Roosevelts and I don’t know what happened exactly but-
She may have married one of them, and we fell out potentially to some degree…
So OK I feel like a little boy around her most of the time. She doesn’t care.
It bothere me, but I can’t do anything about it. And she’s in my head in a way where I feel like a freaking child.
But they’re not my parents and you guys I am missing my mom. I’m missing a lot of people because I’m getting old and I’m weird, but I’m also human and it’s just difficult because I just wanna spend as much time around her as I can because I’m terrified of dying and I’m terrified of everything.
Yes, I’m aware that I am like a newborn who just won’t stop screaming.
And that’s a little weird because I think I could have been Joe’s son. So it’s like why did I get dropped off at their house and I’m a newborn? Some of the stuff that they do to us in the Illuminati is insane and I’m probably not entirely mentally well from that. 
Because I don’t really think of these people as my parents, I actually think they’re both attractive but then there’s this part of me where I really think of them as like actual parents. Because that’s what they are. They’re not parents, but I thought Lem was in love with me. I think she could’ve found me attractive. I definitely find her attractive, and I just can’t handle the fact that they’re together. 
But it’s not just that I’m like jealous. It’s just- it just really really pisses me off.
A man: How weird is it to find her attractive?
Bobby: Why?
Because I got my mom out of bed kicking and screaming and doing a dance and now she’s totally distracted? Yeah! That’s a very interesting point.
Maybe that is part of what’s going through my head. That she’s more like an aunt or a mom or something and it’s a little different than with him because he was- According to her he was straight and he really might have been. Okay? But, I don’t wanna deal with this woman. I don’t wanna deal with reality of the whole thing. 
I mean, that’s just it. I don’t wanna think about what she’s saying about these people in my family. I don’t wanna think about it. 
God: Why?
Bobby: because I never met Joe and the way that she thinks of him it’s like he still is alive and OK that’s interesting but then holy crap Lacey my family doesn’t know that which sounds weird cause we’re Catholic like we should know that but we don’t it’s like we do but we don’t. She has such a strong Christian that’s for her. It’s like well duh he’s still exist, but he really does and I just can’t fathom it and everyone of my family was so devastated by it like we really were my father never got over it. No one never got over it devastated everybody.
No, really everyone in my family was totally devastated by his death. Other families were like that too, though that last people in the war, and in my family and our family, it was worse because he was the oldest son and everyone looked up to him and he was my grandfather‘s favorite, probably and so it was devastating absolutely devastating.
But that’s just it because now because of the spiritual stuff that I’m into I’m feeling really weird creepy grief which could actually be made an alternate reality being his son. It’s like why am I so sad because he’s dead now and I miss my dad OK but I never knew him as my father and that is really hard for me to process and I’m just like what the hell?
So yeah, that’s great and then it’s just like you know why are you so much like us and That that’s weird too because no she’s not related to us but I’m sure it has something to do with something weird that happened because she wasn’t that much like she wasn’t that much like my father and then I think wait a minute did we start imitating her father I don’t know but there’s something weirdly similar about us.
There’s something strangely similar about us, but she’s not even related to me. and the part of her that’s clearly not me is very hard for me to accept because yeah, I am threatened by her
I’m very threatened by her. My whole family is threatened by her so we focus on the part of us that part of us that’s similar and then I have to just stop because it’s very possible that they were obsessed with them.
No, I’m sorry. I really wonder if my family has been obsessed with both of them and if they were marrying people who reminded them of them because I did that and I didn’t even consciously know what I was doing. I’m serious. My wife came from Bloomington Illinois, yeah my Bloomington, Bloomington, Indiana and Lacey grew up in Bloomington Minnesota. She didn’t do that. I did that.
Lacey wanted to be a lawyer my first wife was a lawyer at my first wife looks like Lacey my second wife looks like Lacey and my third wife might even have the same birthday as Lacey. I mean it’s very creepy cause I’m I’m doing that but I’m not doing that so yeah, it’s possible that my family has been trying to harness their energy since the 20s or before
Which makes sense if there’s reincarnation because she Scotia and he’s literally Constantine and yeah, we’re scammers to some degree where Connor is a lot of those families are that are like us and I’m just being honest with you so it’s very possible that we were into the old Colts, and somehow we’ve been trying to use their energy to be powerful
Or even use the energy of people similar to them because there has to be something to that
So whether they are those people or they’re just like those people there I mean it’s very very possible as I think about it. We probably are just using them somehow.
And it’s also possible that we actually were imitating her actual father‘s mannerisms I mean is it is that how we even found them
Because Tom was very rich growing up, and I wonder if my grandfather was impressed by him because he was old money
So I wonder if that’s part of what happened we started imitating them to seem old money because we did bootlegging with them and we thought Tom’s never gonna have kids. He’s really cool. We relate to him and so we stole his mannerisms or maybe even parts of his personality and used them and then that would be why she seems like us because we’re imitating Tom Banks.
But see I don’t know that because my grandfather started it.
no I wonder if that’s part of what happened that my grandfather started imitating Tom Banks because Tom was so nice to him. I mean, they be perfectly honest with you. I wonder if my grandfather even had a crush on Tom.
I think Tom was straight, but I’m sure Tom was extremely good looking and very attractive and my grandfather might not have been entirely straight so I wonder if he got a bit of a crush on him.
So that makes some sense that we just got caught up with Tom and his daughter and her would be husband.
I kinda like this theory, but I don’t know, but I kind of like it.
Oh and see, I just made a recommendation for Lacey to wear Chantilly more the perfume because I think that suits her and I feel like I can make a recommendation like that because young men of my persuasion whether it’s sanity or not to make good recommendations
Just like every day perfume I feel like Chantilly actually does suit her
Back that would’ve been an everyday perfume. Houbigant.
*he yawns*
I think I’m just scared because I don’t really wanna die and I’m just really scared cause it’s just I don’t know life‘s just scary. Now it’s like everyone’s getting old everyone’s dying. I’m dying, and Lacey just keeps telling me to pray to Jesus and ask him to forgive me for my sins and yeah, OK I guess that makes sense but boy I just don’t really wanna die.
*later*
A gay mom: this is disturbing to me because I think it’s allowed in heaven and I’m a Christian actually and I just I do I have a son who’s gay and I can tell that Lacey would’ve been a really good mom to him or good aunt and I feel like developmentally he’s been stunted and then I’m just being honest. I’m sorry I think running into her if this is real has actually been really helpful to him, but also really sad because it’s like he’s old. And it’s like he’s fighting her too with a nail, but she’s just not changing and she’s the same person and it’s like she doesn’t love him because he’s gone too far and that’s not her son but the same time she still cares in a way that I don’t think he’s expecting. And I think somehow he actually is healing and realizing who he is and being a very different version of himself and that’s scary because I think OK what if they were imitating Tom her father?
And they were thinking oh this is safe, but it’s not because then they had these kids that they raised to think like them and be these people that they’re not and then these kids are waiting for her or her dad or her cousins just show up and raise them.
Well to show up and raise them or show up and show concern for them and it’s like they never will show up because you’re imitating somebody who didn’t give you permission to imitate them and now you’re stuck with this psychology that’s totally useless to you because you’re not a real person.
Oh my gosh, it’s like you are a real person Bobby but if you’re imitating somebody because your father was imitating somebody, then you’re never gonna really figure out how to fix yourself because you’re not really being real you’ve been taught to imitate people possibly not even just him and none of those people are really you
I always think some of the people in your family are starting to realize that because some of the obituaries that you guys have written about the kids who have died are really weirdly similar to how I would describe her. I even feel like you’ve been quoting her at times and referencing her hobbies and interest, and not the people who have died
Like skiing in Norway are you fucking kidding me you fucking idiots is that a joke to you at her expense or are you actually that insane?
I’m sorry, but you guys are not Norwegians you I mean, not really you cannot tell me that Kyle spent most of her time skiing in Norway? And making Italian dishes for her husband I don’t think so
Was she also making caramels like she was Scottish? Yeah I’m waiting for the next one that dies to be Scottish all the sudden I’m serious. You guys are absolute fucking freaks.
Bobby, I’m sure that it’s possible that you’re staying alive with your family by sacrificing your young and Lacey is over it and just wants to be loving to all of you, but I’m not there yet. I think you people are the scum of the Earth.
And I just want I just wanna know the truth. Are you sacrificing your children and then just cleverly hiding it because Sasha wasn’t mentioned you mentioned Tatiana but you didn’t mention the fact that Kyle was actually saoirse’s first cousin. you know who else was her first cousin who died within the last five years Maeve.
You’re starting to hide their deaths you are you’re starting to hide their deaths you guys because there’s something suspicious going on.
And then you’re dumb enough to think that no one‘s gonna catch the fact that you’re talking about her skiing in Norway? You guys that’s insane. The American public is not that fucking stupid.
Lacey: so are you guys actually sacrificing them or not?
Bobby: yes. I am doing it intentionally and also accidental intentional.
I know that people are dying-
This reader: WHAT!? *she screams*
Bobby: OK so it’s like I know that people in my family are dying. I’m fully aware of that but I’m choosing to let them die because I feel like I’m doing something important.
So it’s like I’m letting them die because I feel like what I’m doing is just that important it’s time-consuming and I’m just letting it go because it’s like you know shit they could be dying from a drug overdose because I neglected them
But instead, they’re lying of a drug overdose cause I neglected them. I mean it’s just it’s like yeah they’re dying because we are sacrificing to bring the spirits of death onto the family so that I can live and it’s like who knows what’s gonna happen you can’t predict stuff like that. The job is always worn us and we say OK buddy do your thing and then it’s like well. OK we’ll see you know. I think we should be fine. We’ll hold tight and hope that no one dies
So no, they’re not sometimes they target us I suppose but other times I think we’ve just least recently kinda just let him go because it’s like well/
A Native American: what what are you praying over? What are you doing?
Bobby: OK so they have these things that they say that conjured spirits it’s like spell works. It’s like what you see Tarik card readers doing on TikTok, where they say the greater highest and all these different things-
A Native: OK, what are they literally saying?
Bobby: OK, well if there’s an Illuminati , if there is an illuminati… they say something along the lines of for the greater good and the highest wisdom for the power that be we shall pronounce and pull forth from the depths of hell demons to work on behalf of the Kennedy family. And then they go on with that and say things like the demons are now rejoicing in the sorrows of your enemies. Believe that basically but it’s not nothing because it’s the illuminati and so I knew based on those prayers that if I do something that’s dangerous spiritually it’s possible that people are gonna die, but I didn’t want them to die
A Native: your voice is screwed up sometimes because you’re trying to imitate the throaty sound of lamb when he was using his real voice. He really was straight. I have a feeling he has a very sexy male voice
Don’t even answer I already know that’s true Bobby I don’t think you’re entirely in your right mind. Do you know that what you’re doing to us right now cause I’m on her side spiritually is actually causing them to die?
One of Lacey’s neighbors: so did Kyle die in September on your wife’s birthday because Lacey was trying to have sex with her husband and you interrupted them?
God: Yes.
If there is an illuminati, he is trying to suffocate her. She’s not falling for this. She knows how complicated he could be and is, and yeah, that is why he has been causing people in his family to die.
A Native: OK why are they dying instead of you?
Bobby: because for a while in high school, I had a consensual /non-consensual sexual relationship with Satan. I was a nihilist back then and in some ways I still am. and there are other things that I’ve done too to secure myself, and I have chosen to distance myself from my family.
I mean, it might not have actually been Satan. I don’t even know, but I thought it was Satan. It could’ve been just it could’ve been a demon, but I thought I was. I thought I was you know well sort of his boyfriend.
I thought I was really hot and I thought that ultimately, I should give myself to the coolest person or end to see or whatever so I sort of gave myself over when I was a teenager to the demonic and Satan in particular. I really liked Satan. it’s not the same Satan Lacey has talked to you so I don’t entirely know who I was talking to, but maybe it was just a demon but I I just got really involved with that and to see and just it was like I just wanted to just be around them all the time let them completely take over my body and I think at times they did.
Jim: have you ever gone through a deliverance ministry?
Bobby: no.
I’ve been saved I think maybe but no, I have never gone through any sort of spiritual deliverance. I think people are too afraid of me to be honest yeah no they’re too afraid of me. They’re too afraid they’re too afraid to confront me so it’s like no no one wants to say Bobby we need to lay hands on you and exercise demons from you. Well OK maybe people have kind of done that they have but not really
Because I don’t think it’s quite the same thing
Lacey: no it’s not I have a feeling you’ve had exorcisms and people have prayed over you and rebuked demons but something tells me it’s not been quite in the same spirit that a lot of charismatic Christians do the deliverance ministry in
Satan: Bobby, that wasn’t me. I actually really am not who you think and I really am in love with Lacey. No I know that sounds crazy but that’s part of why she’s been so isolated. Her whole life yeah you haven’t been isolated. She’s different in that way don’t go there. It has something to do with a lot of stuff in her life, but she hasn’t done anything wrong and there’s nothing that you can point to. It’s not in her life in that way, it’s that there are things in her life like her father‘s powerful abilities with the mob. Al Capone is like an uncle to her slightly.
No, he really is. I’m not making that up and he is Al Capone OK and I’m the devil so that’s part of it and then if there’s reincarnation, I have a history of visiting Kelsey people they fascinate me OK and if there’s reincarnation she Scotia yeah and if there’s reincarnation, can we can we be honest OK they built the pyramids using my abilities. Yeah if there’s reincarnation, I have known her family for thousands of years I was there in an ancient Egypt try to fool her father
No, I knew Her dad in ancient Egypt. I knew her mom I knew her and that actually was when I first developed a crush on Lacey was like thousands of years ago if there’s reincarnation, she was like the really cool one in the family she really was and God told me to back off and leave her alone because he had a calling in mind for her existence. If there’s reincarnation, he was worried about those people back then and then in her heart, she accepted Christ OK if there’s reincarnation, she accepted Christ Scotia somewhere I don’t know where it might’ve even been in Egypt, but it was definitely by the time she reached Europe I’m not making this up if there’s reincarnation she really is Scotia and she well yeah she got my eye. OK she caught my eye. They were really beautiful people back then and she was just such a lovely darling person.
So sweet she still is just absolutely wonderful person
Yes, that was before Jesus and anyway no I’m not human but I don’t know some humans are really beautiful and she was one of them. Nefertiti was her aunt but she’s always been beautiful and I guess I just got a crush on her so no I’m an end to see that does not need to procreate so I don’t really have a sex drive. I mean it’s like I can have one I do in a sense, but it’s not like a human.
So I’ve had an eye on her and several other people for a while, but she’s definitely on my list
Yeah, there’s been other people who have been very strong Christians on my list and I tend to have a special place in my heart for people like her who are very strong Christians. It is not like I’m stealing them from God it’s more just like I really like them.
an angle I like with her is that she’s actually a very humble person believe it or not so even though there’s this weird thing where it’s like oh she Scotia she’s very like Loki and so that it makes you question all of the hierarchies like what is the point of hierarchy why are we even doing that?
And no, I love. I love that I love. I love there so many questions and it’s just so mysterious.
So no, Bobby was not actually involved with me or Lem. Neither was Jack.
They both went after me because they knew intuitively that something weird was going on
In case, if you’re wondering if Bobby is jealous of the women who are dying, I have to think he probably is
But that’s hard to say right now because he’s being nice, but that would be my guess that he’s extremely jealous of these people
And that they’re all women and they’re young and they’re beautiful because he’s jealous
He did have a romantic relationship if you can call it that with a demon. He actually was romantically involved if he’s telling you the truth, and he might be with a demon who was impersonating me.
Yes, that was the demon Bobby do you do you miss that demon?
Bobby: I kind of do
Satan: *nods*
Yeah, because that demon is manifested many times in the face and body even of the women who kept seducing you from all of your wives the demon that you were involved with keeps pulling you away. And yeah, it’s been since you were a teenager. It’s not them. It’s not your dad. It’s not Jack. It’s an actual demon and it’s the same one. It knows you very well and it has been pulling you away from everybody since you were a teenager, how did you meet that demon you met that demon When you were oh wow, this is hard to say because this is gonna be really weird. You met that demon while you were dancing
Yeah, at least he’s not crazy. Some of the things that she sees in her spirit are actually really totally right on.
You met that demon Bobby while you were dancing as a teenager
You were drunk you were at somebody’s house in their living room and there was Coke on the table and there was a demonic entity that had come with the cocaine. Yeah it actually came from Columbia the demon with the cocaine and you got involved with that demon from Columbia.
Bobby: Huh?
Satan: Okay. So…it’s…a Colombian demon.
Bobby: Why did it attach itself to me?
Satan: it liked you and it saw an opportunity
Bobby: Well that’s not possible.
Satan: No. It is.
