The Man Who Sold The World

Listen to “The Man Who Sold The World” by David Bowie.

(One last post before a break)

Faye Emerson: Well.

Seems last night you heard… the truth.

Lacey isn’t being weird. I hope you all understand that.

I’m talking about my former husband, and…all that.

*she laughs*

A living gay man: You thought the same way?

Faye: WELL, HECK YES!!!

…You guys, we all thought like that.

Lacey: They really aren’t thinking that way!?!

I can’t believe that.

The song ends.

Listen to “The Man Who Sold The World” as performed by Nirvana.

Lacey: No! You’re thinking the same stuff…

Come on!!!

Don’t lie to me.

A living gay man: *laughs and shakes his head no*

Lacey: What…ever.

*she rolls her eyes*

Yeah. I’m actually heterosexual.

I’m sorry that’s so heartbreaking to you.

*she rolls her eyes*

And as we all know, I’m not really crazy. I’m just analyzing, what’s there? I did not do it a non-consensual way, at all. I don’t sit around, staring at men in a way that they haven’t consented to.

Listen to “Dumb” by Nirvana.

One of Lacey’s neighbors: How many counselors have you had where you just thought, “I don’t-I don’t know what we’re doing?”.

Lacey: No, they were all very good counselors. I just didn’t really learn that much from them. I learned something but not that much. And so it just wasn’t worthwhile to keep going on.

Let’s talk about what it is that I’m doing. I am looking at men and thinking, “Oh my goodness he’s attractive!” and first I look at his face and think that and then I leave it there. Because I don’t want to think about some other woman’s husband in that way when they’re really truly in a wedded relationship.

So it’s like if there’s some woman in church who has a handsome husband, I am not going to sit around thinking about him in that way. That’s not appropriate. That’s not at all appropriate.

But no, there are some men who I think demonstrate in public that they don’t care. They just definitely give the impression that they just don’t care if you look at that part of what they have and so I’ve allowed myself to just…analyze what men are.

So, I don’t quite understand what’s so shocking? Because we all do that when we’re women and we’re attracted to men, right? *she thinks* I imagine some gay men must do that. And if they do it in the way that I’m doing it I’m not so sure where their heart intent would really be evil.

I’m not trying to be evil. I’m very respectful of people. I’m very respectful of myself. I don’t understand exactly why people are being so strange about this.

So if there is a difference, I am not understanding based on people’s reactions…at all.

I don’t understand why everyone’s being so strange. Cuz…I’m getting that psychically, but I’m not- I don’t wanna call it that, psychic, but but I’m trying to not freak people out. No, but you all seem very…just weird.

Like, it’s really not that strange, as a grown woman.

OK, so we’re gonna stop playing that game.

OK, this blog was originally about perfume. I was writing about it and then Casi and a bunch of other assholes in the perfume community decided I was fake and poor and ugly…and editing everything and I was just being absurd.

And my family has oil and the Illuminati started attacking me, if they exist, and they sided with those people and have been using them to harass me in person, which is actually not really safe for them spiritually, but that’s what they’ve been doing. And I was not talking about stuff like this before that, but we can talk about this because I don’t- I don’t think you understand what’s going on. I’m not about to be accused of being a terrible person.

Listen to “The Man Who Sold the World” as performed by Nirvana again.

Lacey: So, it’s like…it’s not just about a man’s penis. It’s about his whole body. That part is just connected, and of course it’s the part that one has sex with, when you’re having sex, really…yeah…but that’s not the only thing on their body.

So you have to analyze the entire body frankly, in relation to the penis. Like one of my frenemies in college, who was very proud of her sexual history- She used to go around, sleeping with men all of the time and claimed, to be not, you know, uptight like me.

She pointed out to me very condescendingly that you can’t always tell the size of a man’s penis based purely on his overall size. She said, “You’d be very surprised by how many smaller men have a large-!” And actually…there are many smaller men who also have small penises. I mean, I just know that, but you can’t tell, she was arguing, that it’s not always just a direct correlation. …Of course, you can’t assume you have a large man and a large penis.

I was hurt because I thought, “My word! Who doesn’t know that!? That’s just basic genetics.” I mean, who doesn’t realize that. They teach you a little genetics in, you know, school…and you think to yourself all these different things. It’s very simple.

My seventh grade teacher had me outlining genetic mapping of noses and eyes, and it was a very brilliant simple chart. Although, you know come to think of it, she was very white and probably a socialist and she was Liberal, but she said some weird stuff about Adolf Hitler.  When I was in her class, she was talking about brown eyes being dominant, and she pointed out my brown eyes, which are German, to the whole class, as being beautiful. 

But then she said, “Adolf Hitler was a very strange man.” And I thought no he was a terrible, terrible dictator. He was a terrible person. He was one of the most evil men to ever live! This was the seventh grade and I’m 43. Things were very different back then and so for a teacher to say that he was strange and not, you know, like one of the worst humans ever…was very strange, actually, in and of itself. I actually wonder if she was a Nazi sympathizer, and if part of her brilliance in teaching genetics, came from that.

Because that was a genius explanation that she gave to a class of science class seventh graders. I feel like I just understood genetics after that.

Putin: Well, that’s an interesting idea. Teach genetics in the seventh grade!

But, could you find a way to teach as well as this woman? Do you ever know what she did? You don’t.

Because, Lacey‘s not telling you. I’m not going to tell you. And I have a very strong suspicion that it would be hard to find this woman.

Lacey: No, anyway I just thought, “My word! Who doesn’t know this!?” Because I thought I had gone to an average school that wasn’t impressive, but that wasn’t really true-

But, I’m realizing this, as I’m talking-

But no, it’s- I thought everyone understood that about genetics, because I didn’t realize that I had that good of an education…

I still feel like it’s just sort of common sense though.

But anyway, so she was being insulting and insinuating that I had never analyzed a male appendage in my entire life, and I was some sort of asexual sloppy fuckard. Ruth. She was so assure that I was just a worthless fucking idiot when it came to sex, and that compared to me she was a genius expert.

So anyway, I got the impression from her that I was very backward and totally out of touch. So if you people don’t actually think like this, I’m never going to figure that out…because I’ve been so deeply insulted that I don’t- I don’t have a way to believe you, just with your hemming and hawing bullshit.

Anyway. I think Lem dressed best when it came to displaying everything appropriately, for a lady.



No, I think this is a totally appropriate conversation.

That’s how you should dress, if you’re trying to appeal to a woman. Not a gay man.  He was dressing for women because he was straight, but I don’t think he realized that, because he was confused.  Like he was actually dressing for women. He wasn’t just pretentiously doing that to attract men. He was actually doing it. 

If you look at the way that the fabric drapes it’s very appealing. It says I have a large amount of upper body strength to protect you and provide for you, and seduce you, sure, but protect you and provide for you. And that really mattered to someone in my generation because we wanted a husband. We didn’t want some loser. I mean yuck!

Truly, yuck, yuck, yuck. Why would you want a man who wasn’t capable of being stable and holding himself straight and doing a good job at something. His hand looks a bit gay, but it is pretentious. And it’s so pretentious that it really doesn’t seem gay to me at all.

He was very broad shoulder and had a gorgeous body. See! I’m not an uptight weirdo who doesn’t have anything to them, like you all insinuate. 

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been told by men and women that I’m uptight. My entire life I’ve had family tell me that. I had an aunt tell me who raised me tell me that I was uptight. I’m not really necessarily, but if I am, “Eew! Go away!” Like I’m sorry, but some things aren’t your freaking business you bitch.

This- I’m trying- I’m sharing this with you to try to sort of you know wax the machinery as they say, or whatever that saying is, that we don’t use anymore. I’m trying to oil the wheel- The squeaky wheel. You know, I’m trying to give you a little insight to understand that no I’m not, you know, a different person than you. I have thoughts too, about the opposite sex, and I’m perfectly normal. I just don’t say everything.

But if you look at his suit, you can see that it’s perfectly draping his body and then at the center, of course, is his private part. His penis.

And I think it displays it very nicely for a woman because it’s not obvious, but if you’re a woman of his age, you know exactly what’s inside. It inside there says, “Yes, well… I am well endowed ma’am, but I am not going to accost you, unless you protest a bit too much.”

None of the Kennedy‘s dressed like this, so that is actually one of the reasons why intuitively I know he was straight and hiding it from them, but subconsciously hiding it, because none of them dressed this well in this particular way. They all emphasize every other part of their body, and it makes their bottom area look sort of like children. Like they’re still little kids. But it doesn’t seem as though they’re doing that to attract a sex predator because Lem is not in that kind of relationship with Jack…- It’s more that they’re trying to give off the idea that they’re really hot men with a lot of money and they actually have a large appendage, but that you can’t see it because they’re all married or something. Except for someone like me as I’ve aged, I’ve begun to look at them and think, “Why the hell would I ever wanna sleep with you?”

Which makes me think that women who came from a background like my own we’re not really his sexual partners because they saw through them. It doesn’t seem like he ever slept with a Faye Emerson type. Faye Emerson would’ve been more difficult to listen to than I am, if I’m being difficult potentially. 

I just think how can you possibly not think like this, because if you don’t, what the hell is going on? Like to me this is just normal human sexual thought which is what a lot of the poets were writing about and the playwrights and the authors of the past. Did they castrate people psychologically or genetically? What did they? What did they do to you? If you don’t think like this…

I don’t know. But I keep sensing that people are freaking out.

So anyway…-

As you can see in the picture above no he looks like he’s got a really good dick. And honestly, I feel bad for him because I think, “This poor man is not getting laid. He’s such a gentleman. Does he even have sex at all?” And I feel terrible for him.

I almost wonder if there was some woman like Lucille Ball who saw this or even even like fashion guru who was a woman who dressed people for television shows. And I wonder if she picked up on what I’m picking up on and that was part of how they got him involved in his assassination. Because yeah, it’s all there intuitively and subtly. It’s like he looks like he wants sex from a woman, but that he would never ask for it because there’s something strange about it and he just can’t.

If I was there, I would have had a very hard time keeping my hands off of him that day.

I’m not JFK, he looks really handsome, but I think Jack was always aroused by him. Jack was obviously not straight. He looks like he’s bisexual. It’s glaringly obvious at this point to me. And yeah and he was definitely attracted to him more this day than normal because he’s smashing him into the wall like some sort of fucking idiot. I mean, he looks really sexy, but that’s not the reaction that I have. That’s Jack’s gay male response: to smash him into a wall and fuck him.

I don’t think you understand what I’m describing I am experiencing as a woman who’s never been a man and who is definitely not JFK, because suddenly you think I’m a man?

*she rolls her eyes*

But no Jack never dressed like that. It’s appealing to look at him when you’re a virgin, but after you’ve had sex in a marriage, he looks like shit to a woman. I don’t know why women still think he’s attractive. It’s just yuck.

It’s like this guy with this tiny penis is shoving it inside of these tight pants and walk around with a huge gross smile. Thanks you perverted jack-o’-lantern, go fuck yourself. 

No, I’m sorry. He has a face that looks like a jack-o’-lantern. And then poor Lem looks so freakishly virginal. But that doesn’t bother me because I think, “Oh whatever! I still know you’ve got it, obviously.” I mean, it doesn’t take me more than a second to realize that man would be excellent in bed, at least competent. Good grief.

So anyway- *rubs her face, in exhaustion*

He was a very good looking man and-

I think that’s what you want me to say, but that’s not what I wanna say though. That’s what I feel like I have to say to stop pissing some stupid fucking idiot off. Do you have any- Do you have any idea how annoying it is not to be able to speak my own fucking mind almost ever!!? *she yells*

YOU PEOPLE ARE SOOO FRAGILE!!! *she yells* Because I get the sense, psychically, that you’re losing your shit over what I just said. Do you understand that this is just common sense or am I talking to a nation of sexless zombies? *she laughs*

I mean, look at the way he’s dressed. It’s like he has these big, broad, sexy shoulders, in this handsome torso- I’m not saying anything offensive. That doesn’t belong just to gay men, and there are other straight men who are that sexy. Some of them are maybe even alive. Are the gay men of the world gonna go hunt them down and put them in a prison so that women can never fuck…ever?

No, you guys need to back the fuck off. All the asshole gay men that I’m sensing psychically right now who are freaking out: GO AWAY YOU FUCKING PIECE PATHETIC SHIT!!!

All of the world’s men do not belong to you, you lying…demonic… RAPIST DOG.

Well, the Illuminati conjured me, Scotia, and no, I’m not an average woman. I like swords and I don’t mind stabbing people in the face…if I have to…honourably… nobly. 

I wish Lem would have just stabbed you himself in a way that you can intellectually and cognitively understand, you pathetic piece of sad shit. Maybe this is what Muslims are so angry about in their spirit these days if there is an Illuminati. They’re tired of watching gay dumbasses. fuck these disgusting white dogs. Leaders of the supposedly Muslim nations who are just a bunch of closeted jackasses.

And then you’re expecting Isis and a bunch of straight Muslim men to just sit there on their hands and go, “That’s OK!” If I know anything about that culture, I can tell you that they do actually get legitimately angry about things of that sort. I think part of their animosity towards white people is over this it is.

Because I’m sorry you rapist dog, no Lem was kind and thoughtful to fault, and he never explained to you that he really didn’t want to suck your dick or have you suck his, or whatever the hell it is that you think you’re going to be doing with him.

He really doesn’t want to sleep with a man OK, but we’re way off-topic now because I got psychically bombarded with a bunch of nonsense.

Anyway, he dressed incredibly well. He displayed his penis perfectly.

And now we will move on.

And no to reiterate Jack and his family displayed their penises really badly. Joe Junior didn’t do a terrible job of it, but I think he was one of the more normal people in his family, sexually. 

A woman: Oh yeah, I’ve known for years that that whole stupid schtick that gay men did in the 90s like, on “Will and Grace” with Megan Mullally’s character, was just bullshit. Gay men are greedy sexually and so they’re using my stupidity and my hatred for other women to turn me into this crass, sexually offensive twat. 

No, that was the thing where a gay men would have these sexually experienced, really brash women who would go around saying these things. But it was completely conniving and fake. Well, almost entirely OK? I mean there could’ve been some people who were real, but I feel like most of those people were just conniving, manipulative losers.

Lacey: That woman psychically came through, so I had to share that. I…don’t really know. 

Because it’s so much a part of the culture that you’re supposed to just be this…direct.

So, I’m just going to keep going on.

Listen “The Width of a Circle” by David Bowie.

Lacey: So, that’s a well-dressed man:

You look at his hand and you, “Oh! They wee in love!” No, they weren’t necessarily. No, that’s not the sexual energy between those two hands. 

And so now that’s analyze the way that Joe dressed so you can compare and contrast.

OK I already see so many problems and let’s be honest. No Joe’s not as well built as Lem, and so even though he is tall, he already has a bit of a disadvantage.