Bill: Ha!
I’ve caught you!
YES.
In my spirit. I’ve caught you.
Lacey: Go on.
*smiles, slyly*
Bill: What did you think…?
Before you were informed…by ERIC. Your new best friend.
What did you think was happening?
Lacey: With what?
Bill: You thought I was in love with you.
Lacey: I thought you might have been. Yes.
Bill: YES.
Exactly what I was looking for.
*later*
Bill: So…-
*he smirks*
Lacey: *has no idea what to say*
Bill: I was in love with you.
Lacey: *laughs*
What did I do to ruin it?
Bill: You were too busy being nice.
And kind.
Lacey: I am nice and kind.
Are you sure you loved me?
His wife: *shakes her head no at Lacey, with a weird look on her face*
Lacey: Yeah. *she whispers to his wife, agreeing with her*
Bill: *after a moment*
She’s LAUGHING AT YOU.
Lacey: WHY?
Bill: Because she’s better than you!!! *he yells*
Lem: YOUR WIFE LOOK INSANE. WHENEVER SHE OPENS HER EYES.
She’s ugly as fuck.
Lacey: Hey. Do you still work out?
I have a theme song for you, Bill: “Material Girl” by Madonna. It’s about YOU, at your best.
*later*
Bill: *looks upset*
Lem: Aww!!!
What’s wrong, precious?
Bill: I’m not a nice person.
Lacey: *thinks*
What were you planning to say to me?
Bill: That you’re mean.
Lacey: Except, you are.
Bill: Well, okay, I’m sorry.
Lacey: Seriously!?
That’s ALL!?!
If what I said about you was accurate, you’re a total asshole!!!
Bill: Did you love me?
Lacey: GOOD LORD!!!
WHAT THE HELLL!!!!?!?
Bill: I didn’t like you. I was in love with you.
Lacey: So you’re mentally-ill?
Bill: *thinks*
You know…you’re right.
Lacey: Yes, I do know.
Bill: Did you have fun tormenting my wife in your head?
Be honest?
Lacey: *laughs*
Ahh! When you complimented me? On my beauty? Years ago.
Bill: YES!
You still look good. Damn good.
Lacey: I know.
Umm…-
Wait what!?
Bill: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Lacey: *laughs*
What devilish plot am I in, in your head?
