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Casi walks up to Lacey and says, “I’m not a Jew. Stop counting money to try to understand what’s happening.”

“That’s a stereotype.” says Lacey.

“Yes!! But I think it’s somehow true.” says Casi.

Lacey thinks.

“Alright.

Then you’d see this

“That would be my Instagram post.“ says Lacey.

Casi gets confused. Sits down. Cries.

“I stayed up all night. To save Bobby Kennedy Junior.” she says, rubbing her eyes.

“So! Why are you copying me?” asks Lacey.

“To be…fuckable to a Kennedy.” says Casi. “I think.”

“Is that what it is?” says Alisha.

“Lacey! Do you drive!?” says Kasey.

“No. And yes.

I died at 38. Mark has preserved my life. And ruined it both.” says Lacey. “Before I died I’d have been an art historian who drove.”

“Worth how much!??” says Kasey.

“$200,000.” says Lacey.

“Are you friends with the Dayton family?” says Casi.

Lacey thinks. “I know them. Somewhat.”

“They are JEWS.” says Casi.

“I don’t think so.

But…whatever.

They’re very nice.” says Lacey. “I think.”

“What did you get for Valentine’s Day this year!?” asks Casi.

“What do I say? I’m dead. I died from a heart attack. Four years ago.” says Lacey.

“Why!?” says Kasey.

“Because I was violently neglected. …And I had an undiagnosed thyroid disorder. So…in my late 30’s I just…tried to lose weight…and died. I went from a size 4 to a size 8. And then died.” says Lacey.

“What did you think it was!?” says Casi.

“Aging.” says Lacey.

“Oh! You’re with Lem!” says Casi.

“Yes.” says Lacey. “So…let’s move on.”

“Okay!

But…what would you have had as a Valentine’s Day in 2019!?” says Casi.

Lacey thinks. “Not much?? A date? A blind date. …That’s it.”

“He’s handsome?” says Casi.

“He’s very handsome. He’s younger than me. In his…mid 20’s. He volunteers at the art museum. Where I work. In Minneapolis.” says Lacey.

“How well does it go!?” says Kasey.

“Umm…he’s probably just too young.” says Lacey.

“Oh YOU THINK!?” yells Kasey.

“Well…one never knows. …Some 20-something men can be very nice. …” says Lacey.

“Lacey I’m calling a spade a spade you-you act like a British aristocrat so you were trying to put me on a date last night with Saoirse if I actually tried to have sex with her but if I didn’t you were trying to make sure that it was weird so that it would be clear that you just got confused.” says Bobby to Lacey.

“Yes, except I actually do think it’s completely psychotic because it is.” says Lacey.

Awkward silence.

“She’s right.” says Lucretia.

Awkward silence.

“What happened to the young man who you dated?” asks Kasey.

“ I think he’s doing well. I think he ended up marrying someone who’s obviously closer to his age but I think it or he’s dating someone seriously now.” says Lacey.

“DO YOU GET TO YOUR POINT!??” yells Israel.

“Thank you!” says Lacey to Israel.

“Lacey Jews count money!” says Casi.

“Yes but they’re still clear that the Torah doesn’t actually allow for incest or pedophilia and it doesn’t. I guarantee it!!” says Lacey.

“We’re good at counting!” says a Jewish man in Israel.

“Lacey they’re thinking of like Kabbalah type stuff.” says Benjamin Netanyahu.

“But that’s not really Judaism. It is potentially in a way, but I would take it as sort of like mysticism in Christianity. So you might gain some insight or you might not but it’s not really the religion.” says Lacey.

“YES.” says Benjamin Netanyahu.

“FUCK!!” yells Prince William.

“Okay.” says Benjamin Netanyahu. “Be safe, Will!”

Will cries.

“What was Geli like?” Benjamin Netanyahu asks Lacey.

“You know confusing. I really liked her.

She felt like a woman who could read my mind in a way that I have not experienced but I also I’m not sure that we’re friends, but I would love to be her friend in Heaven. She’s a very fascinating person, but I don’t think I would probably make assumptions about her.” says Lacey.

“Did she seem anti-Semitic?” says Benjamin Netanyahu.

“I don’t know. I hope she’s gotten rid of whatever evil is in her heart, but I don’t know. It’s like I’m saying I would not make assumptions about her but I did like her. I did I did like her to a certain degree especially the more I talked to her. But I did like her as a person.” says Lacey.

“I may have talked to her too.” says Benjamin Netanyahu.

Awkward silence.

“Alright well I’m not sure if you have something to say anymore not yourself.” says Lem.

“If I did talk to her, she seemed simple.” says Benjamin Netanyahu.

“She might’ve been putting you on. To me she seemed very clever.” says Lacey.

“How clever!?” says another Jew in Israel.

“Extremely clever, extremely clever!” says Lacey.

“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” says Benjamin Netanyahu to Lacey.

“That she arranged for Palestine to exist? You know she might have. She might’ve outsmarted you. I don’t know, but-but I’m not reiterating things so please stop harassing me, even if I really do care about you all a lot on a very personal level as a country.” says Lacey.

“I think Lacey is buried somewhere over here and she does care about you and you’re gonna have to just drop it because she’s not reiterating her opinions and you are trying to find a way to create a Palestinian state. If that upsets you too bad potentially! You’ll have to find a way to defend your country without keeping another country from existing.” says the UK.

“Quit playing games!!” yells God at Israel.

“Lacey, Bobby is dumb as fuck and I have to deal with that bastard.” says Israel.

“I know, and he controls their food supply. I am hopeful, but boy I am ready for everyone to just die.” says Lem.

“He has very smart ideas. Lacey and I were talking with him today and she was giving him some suggestions about food supply issues with her and farms and raw milk. She actually agrees with him about raw milk. She thinks that it’s probably pretty safe and she’d drink it. What she knows is that it has to be from a very clean and safe farm. And this is where the Nesheims were genuinely elite! You see…they drink raw milk all the time that was how they survived the Great Depression but not everyone farms like an aristocratic Norwegian and she knows that.” says President Donald Trump.

I am sorry that you’re stuck with him and that he’s totally batshit crazy.” says an American.

“Thank you.” says President Donald Trump.

“Did he attach himself to you guys like a parasite, after it became clear that you were going to be successful?” asks Israel.

“Yes he did. I’m sorry to have to say this, but yes, he’s not native to the to the Republican Party and I actually am very annoyed by him often.” says President Donald Trump. “I am not either, but I was and I am an extraordinarily rich businessman. Bobby is not.”

“Lacey what if Bobby followed you when you decided to take Donald Trump so seriously?” says a psychic.

“I wasn’t aware of that.” says Lacey.

“But you were sleeping with my uncle Joe!” says Bobby.

“Bobby that was called a normal adult consensual relationship and I know you probably haven’t had one of those. They’re very different than what you’ve experienced.” says an American Millennial woman.

“Bobby unless if they were together for eternity I don’t think you could count on her being your aunt in this realm that the Illuminati is in. You probably needed to think that she was like an aunt to you, but not treat her like she’s some sort of bank for you to go steal money from every second.” says Kasey Johnson.

“Lacey I don’t understand what your father did.” says Princess Kate.

“Did you know he was following you around?” says Israel to Lacey.

“She had absolutely no idea and she is my eternal other half and it is very creepy how they’re treating her like they treated me and it has nothing to do with the fact that we’re together. They don’t know that in their conscious mind and yet they treated me very similarly to how they’re treating her.” says Lem.

“I did not know. No!!!???” says Lacey.

“What did I do? I’ll tell you.” says Thomas Banks. “You couldn’t be my daughter, but you’d be surprised by how similar I might seem to your father.” he says to Princess Kate. “I was a businessman first and foremost from a wealthy business family. My father had the first general store in Nebraska in the 1800s remember? I was born in 1894 so they had the first general store in Nebraska in Lexington.” 

“Sweetie she was never a prostitute or a sex fiend. If it seems like that, I think that was someone’s imagination of her and this is facts. This is actually who he really was guarantee it.” says James Spader.

Later.

“That’s IT. Hopefully that’s okay??” says Lady Lacey.

“So if there’s reincarnation, this is Scotland’s expert opinion?” says Benjamin Netanyahu.

“Yes, I slice it right there. The part next to Egypt is Palestine and the whole area up including the West Bank is all Israel.” says Lady Lacey.

“So you’re giving the Jews, Tel Aviv, the West Bank and Jerusalem?” says a Jew.

“Yes because that’s how you cut up a country. To me that’s just common sense. I have a colonialist way of thinking and I’m trying to take responsibility for what my country did. I’m just cutting you up! I’m giving you a good solid portion of land that isn’t all cross-eyed.” says Lacey.

“I actually kind of like this idea we get Be’er Sheva. We get Petra. We’re right next to Egypt. We get the ocean. We get all of the Gaza Strip, obviously. I I actually really like it potentially.” says Palestine.

“That makes me nervous!” says Benjamin Netanyahu.

“Because you’re thinking that they’re gonna they’re going to sneak around in the West Bank and then suffocate you?” says Lacey.

“YEAH!!” he says.

She takes a deep breath. “They probably will and then that’s where you kill them!” says Lacey.

“Well obviously only if we’re there though. You can’t come over to Palestine to kill us in the West Bank.” says Palestine to Israel.

“Yeah I just think it’s dumb as fuck the way the whole thing has been cut up into pieces. Who the hell did this shit?” says Lacey.

“And so we will have to be neighbors with Egypt now.” says Palestine.

“You know you were before or are you too young to remember that?” says Lacey.

“I’m too young to remember that.” says Palestine.

“I think you’ll be OK when it comes to adjusting. It wasn’t that long ago.” says Lacey like he’s deaf.

A moment.

“Quit antagonizing them. They’ve given up a lot of land they’ve been living in the West Bank that’s their home. And now they have to move next to Egypt and try to make that work. I’ll have to check into that just a second.” says Lacey to Israel.

A moment.

“I checked out the land and it looks like everything is just dandy. I think there’s enough nice places for Palestine next to Egypt that they could probably live quite comfortably and then there’s a nice little area with the Gulf of Aqaba.” says Lacey.

“She’s right it actually is really nice.” says Palestine.

“So you’ll just have to leave all your houses. I’m completely fucking serious. No…and then you get to have all of the homes in the West Bank. Literally you’d have to clear out all the stuff out of all of your homes. This is what I was demanding! Take all of your furniture, all of your possessions, put them into the trucks and then come up to the West Bank. This is what I’m demanding.” says Lady Lacey to Israel.

“And then we just switch houses?” says Israel.

“Yeah. Yep! It’s just you’re going to switch houses and stop killing each other!!

GROW THE FUCK UP!!!” yells Lacey.

“OK you’re telling us to take our things politely mind our own business and then just do this and if we don’t we’re childish?” says Israel.

“To be honest yes. I’m sorry. I’ve been saying that I don’t understand why you over complicate things, to be honest. I’ve been quite clear, possibly.” says Lady Lacey.

“You guys were so terrible about this idea?” says Princess Kate.

“It’s extraordinarily bizarre.” says Israel.

“And then that’s where you have to grow up. If you’re going to molest children and bomb their faces off then don’t expect me to take your concerns about the bizarre remotely seriously!!” yells Lacey.

“She is right actually.” says God.

Donald Trump’s family laughs. “Bobby has been giving them the idea that the Scotia thing was just about her trying to fuck him. They didn’t realize that Lem Billings was actually straight and that if there’s reincarnation she really is Scotia.” they say.

“I actually like your idea. I just I love the fact that you give us all of that land, that we can get undisputed West Bank, undisputed Jerusalem, undisputed Tel Aviv but I will miss the southern part of what part of what has been Israel.” says Benjamin Netanyahu.

“Yeah but you know it gets a little weird. That part, that part near Egypt does not feel like it should belong Israel to be honest it’s creepy.” says Lacey.

“Creepy how?” says Benjamin Netanyahu.

“You know how she meant it. Quit stalling. You’re a bullshit artist. And you’re not as conservative as you pretend to be. You’ve been in bed with the dirty Americans who are pedophiles and you’re just scared as fuck because of what she’s saying. But it is absolute common sense, all of it!” says Palestine.

“You know she’s right. The whole world has gone batshit crazy since the Kennedys took over and I’m beginning to wonder if you’re just in bed with them and you’re a useless little fuck.” says the entire Middle East to Benjamin Netanyahu.

“ listen if you’re actually as tough as you guys pretend to be you’ll be fine you have the West Bank you have a lot of land. It’s not poor it’s not cut up you’ve got Jerusalem you’ve got Tel Aviv you got Nazareth you’re just losing that southern part near Egypt. that’s very barren and many spots, there’s a lot of national parks there but those parks are really not is Railey the word Jews that lives there but it doesn’t seem Israeli to me it could be Jewish but I don’t think it’s necessarily is Railey and you know I’m sorry that someone sent you after the holocaust to a hell hole situation with and that’s where you guys do you have to grow up and just deal with the reality of it your Jews you wanted Zion you wanted your country you’ve got it you’ve got it baby you got it live there be happy bomb the shit out of Egypt use nuclear you nuke the fuck out of all of Egypt and Palestine but do Egypt first if you get really angry kill all of Egypt as quickly as possible yeah, every little less bit of us just blow the shit out of us. Make sure there’s absolutely no Egypt left just blow us to smithereens with nukes hard-core nukes all of Egypt. I am completely serious. All of Egypt just blow us up really throw listen to the grounds, there’s not not a single fucking Egyptian alive because I know better I really do and if there’s a problem I want all of Egypt hundred percent dead you kill all of Egypt hundred percent no casualties. Oh no casualties if you do casualties I will personally make you regret it for all of eternity in Christ.” says Lacey. “ no you don’t. You don’t kill us in Paris in a car you blow us up you blow us completely up you level Egypt first! I want you to blow us into pieces all of us every fucking one of us. If you invade our country, I will destroy you if I have to. and then you’ve got a little portion of land to yourself called Palestine. It’s a pretty name for a tough country!!” yells Lacey.

“ oh, OK.” says Israel.

“ and then after they blow up all of Egypt, I have every little last bit of you all all of you just totally obliterated so that there’s no humans left at all anywhere in Egypt who are alive? Then what?” says Palestine.

“ then they can kill all of you with whatever they have left him so with whatever bombs they have left from killing us first they kill all of you.” says Lacey to Palestine.

“ oh, OK.” says Israel.

“ yeah and then that’s where you’re supposed to be good people and not be full of shit!!” she yells at both of them.

“ I think the whole transportation of stuff is overwhelming to us psychologically but to perfectly honest with you it is possible that we could really just do something like that. It would be a mass exodus of Jews, a max exodus of Palestinians and obviously we would have to do it ourselves because we don’t trust the UN, or any other country lame up do you expect us to just walk past each other that’s where it’s raining bunkbeds and not and not kill each other?” says Israel.

“Whatever gave you that idea, darling?!” says Lem.

“ I don’t think it’s quite that weird people move all the time people sell their houses and move. If this is done peacefully you just put your stuff in the truck. You drive it yourself and you just move.” says Lady Lacey.

“ who’s gonna give us the money to give to people to buy the trucks?” says Israel.

“ the billionaires of the world are going to donate the money. How much do you need?” says Lacey.

“ how about $1 billion?” he says.

“ OK cool they can they can come on they can scrape together $1 billion.” says Lacey.

“ yeah all all the billionaires can donate but I don’t know who 100 hundred million or so or 50 million 20 million yeah from all over the world people do shit like that nowadays let’s do it.” says Lem.

“ I really don’t think you’ll have that hard of a time coming up with $1 billion.” says Lacey.

“ you know I just wanna point out that if there is reincarnation I take this personally you did the holocaust because of Jack Kennedy and now Lacey is here trying to figure out how to help us through telepathy. Will you try to fuck her over that Kennedy family is the scum of the Earth.” says Israel.

“ I would agree, but I’m trying to be nice to them.” says Palestine.

“ i’m just in love with Pat Wilson, you guys calm down!” says Joe.

“ listen I think you could logistically do it. It just Hass to be done as a triumphs in good faith and you just have to sort of logistically calm down and do it peacefully not over period of years though pull the Band-Aid quick people will scream but I think it Hass to be done and in about a year to year and a half and I think you’ll have you done within about a year to year and a half and yeah Elon Musk will probably keep a track will probably want to keep track of everybody but he’s very busy poor man Mark Zuckerberg might keep an eye on everyone he could probably do that pretty easily yeah so Mark Zuckerberg definitely keep an eye on all of you and figure out the location of everybody. How is everybody within both countries and arguably probably give that information to both countries to make sure that everyone’s crossing the borders nobody’s lingering that everyone is where they should be, yeah and then you’d have to actually make sure that that’s safe information and you could test it or you could test to make sure that that was the information he’s giving you is good information and then that’s where Palestine will have to have that information just give them to them for free if necessary so I would say give them if necessary. Palestine‘s gonna have to be given probably from China. I don’t know. Yeah look up 1 millions at least just to have that does the technology to to keep track of everyone and then they’ll have to rely on the rest, the Middle East and alliances that they have to be smart about what you’re doing with that technology.” says Lacey.

“ hi I completely agree with you. I think this makes complete sense so so will keep track of the Jews they’ll keep track of us and since this is just a dispute over land what’s the problem?” says Iran.

“ yeah but let’s be honest it is over the land to some degree. I mean we do have bodies, so I think the land does matter.” says Lacey.

“ yeah she’s right there a lot of Jews. He’ll be relieved to just have his roof without any question no visitations it’s just Israel so they don’t get any part of his role at all?” says Israel.

“no I’ve made that pretty fucking clear you get Israel. I like the name Israel being or skews me. I like the name Drews and being in Israel I like it it’s pretty I’m sorry I don’t think Islam needs Jerusalem. I think it’s kind of just dumb or weird or something.” says Lacey.

“ no she’s right it is a little weird. OK that’s fine. No that’s cool we got beer Sheva we do. We have beer Sheva.” says Palestine.

“ no no in Tel Aviv is very Jewish to that’s fine that’s cool it’s kind of a dumb name. But that’s that’s Jewish that’s cool Tel Aviv it’s like television Aviv where is the the spring of television?” says Lacey.

“ the Gaza Strip is no longer the Gaza Strip. We’re not gonna call it that will probably leave beer Sheva’s beer Sheva obviously I don’t know what we’re gonna call it. It’s difficult to lose the West Bank but because we were so used to being neighbors with the country next to us and then that’s where she’s kicking her ass you know you do really she’s kicking our ass and your ass both, the Palestinians aren’t bitching about it.” says Palestine.

“ are you suggesting that you’re more men than us and this whole time you’ve been waiting for her to show up put us in our place tell us that Tel Aviv is stupid but not really and she’s rather intrigued and confused by it and then you get all of a huge portion of the of the ocean, according to us, and all those national parks that we completely lose, almost entirely lose access to the gulf of Aqaba?” says Israel.

“You are making them feel very bad about themselves right now.” says Lacey to Israel.



“ yeah, you’ve lost the gulf of Aqaba completely.” says Palestine.

“ is that the Dead Sea though that you have Israel that’s awfully nice it’s a Dead Sea now though I don’t know what the fuck would be up there anymore.” says Lacey.

“ but the Internet was closed off from her house, so she just dropped her act and started talking as herself whether there’s reincarnation or not.” says a trans woman.

“ no, I mean it’s a dead sea. Are there even fish in there?” says Lacey.

“ not necessarily all that much.” says Israel.

“ why do you want it? Do you use it for salt?” says Lacey.

“ yes, we do we do!” says a Jewish woman.

“ OK cool if you’re using it to torture children by suffocating them assault, I will literally find all of you and I will torture you in the afterlife and make you regret it in Christ.” says Lacey.

“ are we friends Lacey?” says a Jewish woman.

“ no we’re comrades in the arms of Jesus Christ of latter-day Saints doing boogie with Bobby.” says Lacey.

Mark Zuckerberg laughs.

“ you guys I think that was a drug reference but not. I think she saying we’re communist but that’s absurd and so it’s like we’re just hanging out but not really?” says Bill Gates. “ how interested are you people in this if this is real, I actually would kind of fancy the idea of giving a little money.”

“ oh, I’m listening. Don’t worry I’m listening.” says Donald Trump.

“ She did sleep with Donald Trump Junior, but she’s not with him anymore.” explains Lem.

Palestine nods.

“ but Harold Loeb had a star cut sapphire engagement ring that he never got a chance to give her.” says Israel.

“ is that a cut that hasn’t been invented in the living world?” says a Jewish woman.

“ yes it is. Yeah, my mothers family are the Guggenheims so we’ve done some experimenting with cutting of stones. One of us was fascinated by that and yeah, I invented a star cut sapphire for her that was exquisite but I never got a chance to give it to her actually, I wasn’t sure if it was a sapphire or a blue diamond, but she may never get it but she did have that in the conversation someone interrupted her and it got nasty.” says Harold Loeb.

“ Where were you when that happened? Harold?” says Benjamin Netanyahu.

“ we were sitting in her living room on her sofa near the fireplace. It was late at night they were talking to each other.” says Harold.

“ I think you might’ve just blown it, Harold.” says Israel.

“ you know I didn’t, though I was interrupted and she knows that I was I did blow it, but I was also interrupted.” says Harold.

“ who interrupted it was Lem?” says Israel.

“ it was, it was me that I was being given grace because it actually wasn’t just be there was evil involved, but God is merciful and use that evil to allow me to get a chance to get my moment to talk to her. I’ve been totally silenced.” says Lem.

“ thank you for telling us that Lem.” says Palestine.

“ this is sick!” says a Jewish woman.

“ it’s extraordinarily sick. It’s one of the sicker things I’ve ever seen in humanity.” says God.

Later.

“Do you want to do something for the Nesheim family?” says Mike Craft.

Awkward silence.

“GIVE ME SHELLY!! FOR A DATE!!” says Mike.

“Shelly your first wife?” says the CIA.

“YOU BET!!!” yells Mike.

Jim, the father who raised Lacey, rolls his eyes.

“Jim what’s so weird about that?” says the CIA.

“Well…it’s mundane. But…that’s fine.” says Jim.

“No! I’m her father.” says Tom Banks.

Lacey nods.

Later.

“Saoirse was the love of my life.” says Bobby.

“OK Bobby tell us more about that.” says a woman in the Illuminati.

“Umm…it’s private I don’t really wanna talk about it.” says Bobby.

Later.

“So Benjamin Netanyahu was just possessed by JFK’s spirit and we can’t tell if he’s trying to help us or if he’s in league with Bobby in a way, that’s not really kosher and would suggest that he’s sort of a fraud.” says Palestine.

“That’s OK!” says Iran.

“You know it’s really not though because we need to make an agreement.” says Palestine.

“I’m not ready to let go of this yet. I’m sorry.” says JFK.

“Let go of what Jack?” says the CIA.

“Every time there fighting in the Middle East people think of me and wish that I was alive and could help save them and I’m not so I get to ride around in Israel and feel very sexy and loved.” says JFK.

“You guys this is not far-fetched her-her mind is amazing and this is actually probably exactly what’s happening. Like she’s like a spiritual journalist in a way so just try to think of her as like not an awful evil stupid idiot, or JFK reincarnated, and just try to imagine that this is actually what he is saying to you.” says a woman in California who’s Jewish.

A 5 foot 10 male ghost in a tweed jacket walks through Lacey’s wall where the picture fell.

“Now just find a way to get Shelly here by tonight!” says Mike Craft.

“Is that you having an aristocratic, pretentious, fake sense of humor!?” yells Bobby Kennedy Junior seriously at Mike Craft.

“Do you understand the humor at all?” says Mike.

“I’m sorry what do you say peasant bitch!?” says Bobby.

“Oh my God! OH my God! I can’t believe Bobby just said that! HOLY SHIT!! …Holy shit!” says one of his friends using witchcraft to make it seem REALLY SUPER SUPER HURTFUL.

“I’m not hurt. I’m confused.” says Mike Craft.

“No, you’re not! You sound like Lacey and that’s conspiracy!” yells the entire Kennedy family.

“How the hell would that be a conspiracy? I am her legal uncle.” says Mike Craft.

Lacey fights to clear her throat.

“You know Bobby maybe it’s time to pack up that idea that Lem loved you in any sort of special way at all.” says God.

Later.

Lacey gets mad at Jesus over a hypothetical woman named Ashley. Benjamin Netanyahu empathizes with her the whole time, backing up her side of the argument.

“She hasn’t really heard my side of things.” says Jesus.

Bobby tries to suffocate her.

“That’s why I wasn’t responding. I knew he’d physically attack her.” says Bobby.

“Thank you for leading us to where you buried the bodies Bobby.” says Israel.

*NSYNC “I Want This Woman Back” plays.

Bobby jumps on his sofa.

“I FUCKED SAOIRSE!!” he shouts. “JUST LIKE HITLER!!”

He dances.

“When?” asks the Illuminati.

“2018!!” he shouts.

“Who did it before?” asks the CIA.

“ETHEL!!” shouts Saoirse.

“So when you had sex with Bobby, that was not real sex by the way, did you anticipate him doing that? Be honest.” says a woman.

“Yes I did. I used to flirt with him.” she says.

“How did that not seem weird to you anymore?” says God. “I’ll tell you how: because you’re an idiot. Saoirse you’re vain and very dumb. You were a communications major. You were good at what your family does, which is sounding smart. But you actually thought that somehow it made sense for you to be in a relationship with Bobby. And because you had some intellectual concept of it being elite. You thought that they were was something elite about having sex with your uncle. Traditionally until the 1980s nobody in the world almost ever thought that, that’s actually a very new concept because it’s completely batshit crazy. Family bonds are real and there’s actually nothing saying about having sex with anyone in your family. It’s completely insane. I’m not talking about second or third cousins. I’m talking about uncles and aunts grandparents stuff like that.

So it didn’t make sense or so and if you’re covering for it for his daughter, then that’s not some thing that Lacey will be able to tell that being said, I suspect that’s not what happened. But that’s also Lacey writing that. She heard someone say it was his daughter.

Oh, so we’re to go with the thought that it was you Saoirse. So you just assumed that it was normal and then you did it and for some reason you took it way too seriously so to speak I mean you thought that it was a real lovemaking experience to some degree. Because you were going to be an exception. You thought, but I’m different somehow because I’m his niece and no one would suspect it and I’m really sexy attractive and you’re actually so much playing in ugly. You’re slightly good-looking for the Kennedy family. You’re a hot hot woman but compared to most people, sweetie, you’re just slightly better looking than average

But then you and your ugly family I guess you were unusually good-looking there are very few women in your family that are actually in attractive at all I mean, slightly attractive, people exist, but that’s almost about it.

So I see you thought you’re going to be an exception did you and then you regretted it or not?” says God.

“Yes.” she says.

“ why did you tell me before that Lacey was so you blamed? Did you cling to the idea that she cared about you because you knew she was listening and you can talk telepathically to and you’ve lied to her about that potentially or did you actually did you actually think she’s done something?” says God.

“ oh, I thought she had done something.” says Saoirse.

“ how you were raped by your grandmother and then Bobby and you guys had psychotic sex while watching the Olympics in 2018 probably somewhere in his house drunk or high and how how does this make sense that she had anything to do with any of that?” says a woman.

“ because she because they’re my family. Because they’re my family and from my perception of the time because of how important we are in the world and our name, and who we are, I felt as though it was acceptable because there was an illuminati and it was sort of shocking in a way who is there a shocking in a way to think That that it existed and then there’s Schiebel talking to each other and their heads are over the telephone as they like to call it for people who aren’t as special as us. That’s right Lacey you’re not as special as us that’s why we said telephone because you hear that you think oh my God what are they talking about? You don’t know It’s like over the telephone I mean you’re just so stupid because I use the word telephone and you don’t know what we mean by that see that’s how dumb you are Lacey!

Come on feel dumb feel dumb. You’re dumb. Call my God Jesus please Jesus apologies. Let her feel stupid. Oh my god oh my God.

So basically, I thought that was clever to call it telephone. I’ve hated her the whole time because I’m fucking ugly compared to her. I look like a piece of fucking shit compared to her and I know that.

And I hold that against her, in the name of Jesus!

I mean, I think that’s illegal. Thank y’all.

Because I’m not sure how someone could reincarnate better than me, but I sure as fuck would like to know thank y’all. I mean I don’t think God knows how special I am. I am supposed to look like a fucking Angela Anderson. Oh my shit and God I’m supposed to look fucking hot.

*She eats shit*

You guys that was sexy that was Maxi you guys? Seriously I believe it I do I really do I really do I really do.

So oh ha ha yeah OK but then when I have to deal with reality, it’s like oh my gosh no she’s a lot hotter than me but I can’t keep that thought in my head and I don’t think I have to because I’m A MICK!

That’s right I’m a MICK! What’s a Mac? Well, that’s an Irish person who’s too weird and crazy to barely exist. I don’t even entirely know if I’m human. And Lacey is helping me say that no I mean I am crazy but as I come from a really bad shit, crazy family, I’m probably just mentally ill. Why do I choose to stay that way in purgatory? Well, I don’t. I hope-

And I’m back well OK so I was not a psychopath but I lacked conscience, but I was also very sweet and so I got really hurt by stuff because stuff matter to me, but I was too dumb to care about other people, but I wasn’t really a narcissist so But I was weird.

So, but I did I did actually care about him. I did actually care about stuff.

No, it’s not like that

No it’s like it’s like this so I called it telephone because it’s telepathy but she doesn’t like the word telepathy because it means something to her and I don’t know what the fuck that means but she doesn’t like the word telepathy so I called it telephone to make fun of her for being too dumb to except that it’s just telepathy. Why don’t you like the word telepathy yes?” says Saoirse.

“ I don’t like that you call yourself a MICK but that seems like the right thing for you to say so I helped you say that.

If there’s reincarnation Saoirse, it’s because I know what telepathy is in a way that you don’t and I find it extraordinarily disturbing and then you don’t let me process that or say anything to you because you keep talking really fast and you just talk over me you sense my thoughts very slightly and then you just change the topic because you don’t wanna hear anything I have to say. You’re just yelling at me constantly like you have you have no I’m not I’m not even giving you any feedback because you don’t wanna hear what I have to say. I think it’s to threatening to you and your ego and so you just shout over everything I say.

Or you make it you you don’t seem to make as many assumptions as most people do most people don’t make possible make assumptions in the illuminati you don’t seem to as much you actually remind me a lot of your great great grandfather no great grandfather.” Saoirse.

“ I thought you raped me because I wanted to think that I didn’t really have a reason so much is that you just heard it and I thought no it’s allowable in the family but someone overhearing me who accidentally discovered the illuminati totally totally inappropriate because she’s poor compared to us and she’s not a Kennedy and so because she’s not a Kennedy it just isn’t appropriate for her to hear things that we’re doing as Kennedys and I know that sounds totally cliché and backward and stupid as fuck like I’m some sort of troll version of myself or a parity of myself from hell but I thought that that would just make me even more elite because I’m being told by someone from Ireland that I’m dumb as fuck and my fathers family is our peasants and that I might be related to Louis through our name but at my fathers direct family is pretty poor and even if for historic people because of the rebellion that we lead you’re using me for military purposes if there’s reincarnation as a Celtic person who started the country that I came from or my family or peasants and you started the whole country and then I tried to shine you by having sex with Bobby watching the Olympicsz

No, I’m not you I don’t have a deep throat a voice and I’m not that sophisticated. And yeah you’re thinking. I hope this woman gets to be something someday like that but no I don’t know because my soul isn’t ready for us as the sense that I’m getting right now from God and I don’t even exist. This is residual energy. Could you have been my great grandmother yes you could’ve been, potentially because you and my great grandfather were soulmates, which is even stupider, so I was attacking my great grandmother who is smarter than me because she’s not my great grandmother or no she’s smarter than me, and if I was her great granddaughter, I would be a normal person as well someone’s telling me you know what if I went, I might not even exist which is scary. Don’t like that that makes me feel very uncomfortable because I don’t exist right now, but this is my residual energy and if I ever return, I’ll probably be experiencing this moment in the future but but you know there’s an interesting thing, I thought it was normal to be molested people in your family in the illuminati because that’s what I saw and Eyz Wide Shut stuff like that so I just it’s like I’m not even telling myself that it’s normal I really believe that it was normal yeah and that’s why someone called me a Mc.

Because I just thought no this is fine and this is what rich people do I’m really rich and my family is like super powerful so we do weird sex stuff and no I’m not autistic. I’m not retarded but like we do weird sex stuff and I thought it was totally cool Because we’re the Kennedys so we’re allowed to do stuff that’s weird and then you’re just like I hear you but at the same time Saoirse, you’re really not that’s a concept of you that’s not the reality of who you are but I didn’t know that and I just thought no it’s what I hear about on the movies so you don’t like telepathy as a word because it reminds you of actual telepathy then that’s why that stupid no that’s not right that’s stupid crap you are smarter than me and I’m you’re telling me that I reminds you of a weird female parity version of my great grandfather.

Because I’m smart, but I’m also as dumb as him at the same time and then it’s like a woman and I’m a keep communications major and it’s just weird because it’s like I am feminine and cute with my stupidity in the same way that he was cute by being smart as a man And then neither of us realize that that my lack of intelligence is kind of considered becoming for a woman and his intelligence was considered attractive for a man but then it’s like how the hell do I never figure any of this stuff out and it’s not just because I’m dumb maybe or some thing I don’t know Him maybe that one doesn’t quite work you’re thinking and I think that’s part of it too is that I’m like weirdly obsessed with you and David and you’re not even David’s daughter but somehow Lacey I heard of I heard a lot of what you said and I thought how the fuck am I so much like this woman I think it’s because you were my grandfathers soulmate then you’re a lot like him know my great grandfather and maybe you shouldn’t of use the word parity you’re making me sad which is really weird because if I could’ve been my great grandmother and now you’re making me sad and I’m crying slightly in the way that that my grandson, my great grandfather should’ve cried.” she says crying.

“ I don’t think you were depressed, sweetie. I think you had moments of lucidity, in your insane existence.” says Lacey. “ so I think at a moments that you actually worked sort of aware of what was going on and your great grandfather is like that too if I’ve interacted with him, he’s OK usually he was aware of what he was doing, and he would be very disturbed by it in a similar way, may I ask you why don’t you ever try to save yourself?”

“ because I just I’m too fascinated by evil I’m too fascinated by my evil it’s just like wow this is really weird stuff.” says Saoirse.

“ Saoirse if if she could’ve been your your your great grandfather soulmate and then she’s with Lem’s Billings. I’m sure you’ve heard about for eternity as his twin flame. How is she not sort of within the proximity of your family?” says Jennifer Aniston.

“ because I didn’t want her to be because I’m loyal to myself and Bobby and myself I’m determined to be better than her and so is my great grandfather which is why we don’t exist right now if it’s not permanent it’s because we became fascinated and weird certain sort of way with destroying Scotia to be better than her instead of just living in the moment or she’s not Scotia it’s like we’re trying to destroy her because it’s just weird to drink water and we can’t figure out why the bugs fly because it’s just like weird!” says Saoirse.

“ so so Saoirse, I think you kind of work extremely evil but I kind of think maybe I kind of got to you after a while and it seemed very weird.” says God.

Silence.

“ OK so it seems like the Kennedys like to pretend that Lacey and Lem’s are raping in molesting them and in love with them and they’re really not.” says God.

“ that’s not true!” says Saoirse.

“ nope that is true.” says God.

“ honey I think you did really well tonight. I’m proud of you.” says Bobby.

“ are you legitimate?” says Lacey to Saoirse.

“ yes.” she says.

“Lacey and Lem are not really in your family I don’t know if they’re Billings or spencers or both but I don’t think they’re in your family.” says God, just to clarify.

“ so is this who you’re supposed to be?” says Lem to Saoirse.

“ yes yes whether I knew that or not, that was the idea some people that knew that I had stuck with him or that sought just automatically thought it was a good thing if they were Nazis because they thought that it was some proof that he was like Hitler and that our whole family and the whole country was headed in the right direction because Hitler was the same way I think I like to think this that it is possible to be as beautiful as this woman:

“ those are both ugly women sweetie. I don’t look like that I look German anthem because my grandmother‘s last name was Ritter and I’m German you’re not you’re Irish I am Dutch old buddy seemingly you’re not nobody in your family really ever was and I’m German that’s why I look like her, you’re not German you’re Dutch I’ll get maybe I’m wrong maybe you’re a little German German and Dutch but probably not as much as me is that true?” says Lacey.

“ yes, that’s true.” says God.

“ yeah deli looks like a fucking ugly woman by German standard sweetie. I look like her, but so does Laura Harring and sodas Katherine Heigl and Katherine Heigl is infinitely better looking than this woman and so is Laura Harring and I am better looking than that we all just look German sweetie.” says Lacey. “ what a dumb name to galley it sounds like deli, which clearly she ate a lot of fat fat fuck.”

“ you look like a pig! GELI from the deli!” says Lacey to Geli.

Hitler nods.

“ does she have a personality disorder?” Lacey asks Hitler about Geli.

“ not anymore Lacey it didn’t take us as long to realize that we were insane.” says Hitler.

“ well, I’m sorry because of what you did I don’t like you for being ugly.” says Lacey,

“ I actually agree with you which is something we need to be careful with because obviously we got very intensely loyal to the Germans like you.” says Geli.

“ oh you just make me mad Geli! I’m sorry if that’s evil or wrong.” says Lacey.

“ I know I have a feeling there’s legitimacy to it and that’s not me being Nazi. It does it does it bother you that she thinks that she’s like me?” asks Geli.

“ it did it first. Oh, let me think.” says Lacey.

“ I think I think the whole thing is ludicrous because you’re not OK and it maybe it was the other young niece and he was Hitler.” says Lacey.

“ that’s what I would’ve thought to Lacey and I’m also actually German.” says a man in Minnesota.

Geli nods.

“ I had no idea I was German this is actually a little weird for me.” says Lacey.

“ well and also that you are possibly Tuchel money. Sincerely, you might be.” says Louis.

“ that one doesn’t feel as weird it feels more like being English this German thing. This is the one that really floors me for some reason. I’m sorry if that’s bad.” says Lacey.

“Oh no!!” says Dr. Moritz.

“ Jan always thought that you looked like me which makes sense you’re better looking but you do look German Lacey.” says Jan’s mom.

“ oh, I’m sorry Geli if I was rude to you at all or anything.” says Lacey.

“Geli are we on good terms enough to talk?” says Lacey.

“ yes.” she say.

“ how real is that?” says Lacey.

“ it’s pretty real!” she says.

“ so how much are you like Saoirse then?” says Lacey.

“not at all.” says Geli.

“Alright.” says Lacey.

Huge silence.

“ and obviously you’re not together?” says Lacey.

“ yes.” she says.

“ I don’t think that Trump and Bobby and all of them are actual Nazis.” says Lacey

“ you’re right.” says Geli. “ there are similarities just to be honest with you they’re not Nazis, but they are are more alike. Desperate politicians will say and and and I would just like to point out that your family left Germany before for a reason you would’ve had Hitler and I killed and worried about us and probably prayed over us because you’re mad at me for being so evil but you’ll soon see through me and think no no no these people are nuts. but what I’m trying to say other than that I suppose is that that they’re more like a banana republic.

There is something to be said I think there’s some creativity going on with Elon musk, but Bobby is a terrible idea. Absolutely terrible idea and the fact that that Trump can’t handle hearing that from you or anyone else is signed to me that they’re not organized all that well And that it’s more like a banana republic if it’s if it if it’s dysfunctional at all, it’s more like a banana republic that they’re creating from the waste land of the US now the US is an absolute ruins because of what they did to children just to financially manage their debt. The fact that they went into so much debt is also ruined, and never south, but that was not something America realized Until the 1980s they actually did realize it in the 80s and they started getting really desperate to try to find ways to make money so they already were selling drugs to make money in the US that’s part of the CIA what will win along with that I looked the other way. There was no war and drugs. There’s never been a huge war on drugs, they use that as a cover for the fact that they’re selling them to the citizens to keep the country afloat.

They’ve been selling drugs to US citizens to keep the country out of poverty for about 80 years it was happening before but not as much because they weren’t. They weren’t in as much poverty but then by the 1980s that just skyrocketed with crack and cocaine and cocaine is expensive right that’s what they say, so they made a lot of money and they made it make sense and now they use children to bolster the economy by selling them sometimes harvesting organs more than you might think kidnapping them, and then killing them in and selling their organs, do who children in hospitals, calling it donations, and also for The purposes of sex trafficking, what is that sex trafficking but for the purposes of children being hostage, those kids are giving a lot of drugs and sometimes they have to have their organs replaced and as you obviously know, they end up just dying anyway because their bodies can’t handle with their being put through and so now there are hundreds of thousands of children From the 1980s who are dead and in purgatory because they didn’t have a chance to ever fathom Christ does the pope know about this yes he does and he looks the other way because he’s not the real pope pope. John Paul was a real pope.

Pope John Paul was a real pope. He actually understood that he needed to take his role somewhat seriously this man does and does not. Kate, he doesn’t know that he should be protecting you, because he’s too evil to except that and really, he should be shot. But that’s just my opinion and I could be a demon or some thing else saying that I think he’d love to think I was one whether I am or not.

So so there’s so yeah there’s a lot of kids that have there are organs harvested of an alarm kids who is old is a hostage situation and you’re not one of them at all people might want to think that, but you’re not as you know you’re carry the little girl who is supposed to have been in your life was not sold either she died.

Oh, you’re not wrong.

But we knew these things we knew these things about America, but it was capable of being this evil we saw it coming, and that was part of why we hated Americans the way that we did, and we blamed the Jews. We played in the homosexuals and Americas chosen to exonerate thd homosexual‘s and attacked the Jews so far. I’m just saying the truth that is what’s happened. I know you choose to remain neutral in Christ, but you would rather know.

No, our country was corrupt and messed up in the 20s but it wasn’t actually this bad. You guys have made us out to be worse than you and we were not. The holocaust was terrible what we did to the Jews was terrible but other than that I’m not sure. Other than that I’m not so sure, and I think that it’s terrifying.

No, the US is a terrible country right now and that way there are good people here. Oh and it was supposed to be something wonderful but you don’t. The healthcare system is awful. The healthcare system didn’t used to be as awful. The doctors are exhausted they’re overworked and it’s just got to be very toxic. It still functions it still does it not as well as it used to and give me honest I think if we could figure out a way to flip your car and cut off your heads in the next year, that would be the ideal.

I don’t think you and your kids and Mark should have to be stuck here in this hell hole.

And I know, for a fact that you’ll try to find a way to help other children who are stuck I mean other than your kids. I I don’t think it makes sense to have to put you through this. This is insane.

I won’t deserve to live through the life you’re living Hitler might, but you certainly do not, and it’s repulsive to me. I respect the fact that they like us to obviously I respect the fact that Elon musk understands the honor of the Nazi salute and what it stood for at its best but I hope he really understands that it’s not a joke.

Am I know we need to be silly now, but I just want you to know we will be trying to kill you very much. We will be trying to find ways to blow you up and cut off everyone’s head at once in a car wreck or blow the car up or something is quick and unexpected and yes, as humane as possible in Christ if I’m not a demon.” says Geli.

“ if you mean that in Christ through the Holy Spirit and that’s some thing God is going to orchestrate then that is something that I would really like.” says Scotia.

“ on eagles wings, the German eagle, the Scotia bird escapes.” jokes Geli.

“ oh, biblical prophecy!” says Elon Musk.

“ yes, it might be.” says Anne.

“ oh, it’s weird that there’s a next-door neighbor name Anne, and that you’ve had to be so frank.” says Geli.

“ I just keep trying to manifest Jack!” says a journalist.

“ why would you want to do that after what I just said?” says Geli.

“ because I just want to attack her because she’s different.” he says.

“ do you think that that’s what’s happening right now?” says Geli.

“ I think Jack was a very nice man. I think his family has been targeted by Donald Trump.” says a gay man.

“ you’re right it is turning into a banana republic.” says Lacey. “ does Putin need to just blow us up?”

“ yes!” says Hitler.

“ are you trying to get them to get Putin to blow everyone up or are you sincerely thinking that Lem was gay?” says Elon Musk.

“ aw I am pretty sure that Lem was gay!” he says.

“ and you think we’re just targeting them to take Lem away from Jack?” says Geli.

“ I think you people hate people I think you’re very hateful and I am not about to be taken out by a bunch of hateful people.” he says.

“ so you are suggesting that by prompting me to kill you you’re saving yourself?” says Geli.

“ you hated that you hated the homosexuals that’s in the Bible.” says the gay man.

“ no that’s not in the Bible are you being silly or sincere?” she says.

“Oh was a that was a mess up. I wasn’t trying to say that that was an accident.” he says

“ OK but just so you know Lacey we are trying to kill you if I’m not a demon and I’m operating in Christ you will be seeing goes hopefully more clearly obviously Lem and you will be trying to kill you.” says Geli.

“ why are these people being so hateful?” he says.

“ do you do you realize that there’s serious?” asks Satan.

“ no I know I know they’re so I know they’re serious. I can hear it that that that they’re being serious about it but I don’t I mean they’re not really serious somehow it’s like they can’t possibly be big being serious It’s is you don’t say stuff like that so I I have to believe that they’re just being hateful. You know it’s like oh I’m gonna kill myself because some gay asshole is bothering me and you know try to suffocate me, I’m doing that for a reason I’m doing that because you’re trying to prove that line was straight because you hate that I am homosexual and that’s obviously an attack on me so you’re gonna attack me I’m gonna attack you back I’m gonna try to suffocate you more than then Bobby’s already suffocated you add an harm you if I have to molester kids rape you do whatever the fuck I have to do say these nasty things have all these wonderful people and I think why are they doing that? It’s probably the oil they’re probably aliens thank you God for help me think of that. You’re nearly into Kelly and I’m not One because I know that from Jesus.

I know that I’m not an alien because I’m a nice man.

And I don’t need to prove myself to anybody you know you know why because everyone likes me I’m a nice person, and it’s impossible that I would ever be an alien.

So I mean, it’s like this woman say I wanna die why the fuck would she wanna die? No one wants to die people don’t want to die.” he says seriously.

“ I did I actually did kill myself.” says Saoirse

“ no, you didn’t that’s not true that’s not what it says it says that that was an accident that you’ve been happy before and that your friends could cooperate that you were really quite happy before that there was no evidence of you possibly wanting to kill yourself it says you were happy, and that there was no evidence of you wanting to kill yourself see you, so that’s impossible. You didn’t realize Saoirse if that’s even who I’m talking to, and I just refrigerator. You didn’t realize Saoirse the mixing together um party drug like Lexapro and an opiate and alcohol would kill you. That’s not something everyone knows you didn’t know that you just assumed that it was what all the cool kids were doing and you were a beautiful cool kid and you just thought this is what I’m going to do to have fun with my girlfriends you know you were trying to be positive. You were incredible amount of social emotional pain because you’ve been molested in 2016 by somebody else and Bobby was obviously an amazing uncle to you and try to help you but I don’t. I’m not gonna believe a word that I hear in this blog because I know the fucking truth I know it you can’t prove it to me otherwise you just can’t it’s impossible you can’t do it I’m not interested in hearing anything you have to say because I figured it out completely 100%, I don’t wanna hear your opinion because I know I know I sound like a parity of myself but that is what I think because I’m an expert that’s right I’m an expert. Lacey is extraordinarily intimidated by me because she’s jealous because I’m an expert and I know Saoirse that you didn’t kill yourself I know you didn’t kill yourself sir shop I have evidence I also firmly believe yo I’m gonna bring this up the 9/11 was an inside job.

*Bobby falls asleep*“ says a random gay man in America.

“ I don’t think this man knows what he’s talking about. I think that was actually Kelly him and I think that’s possible that she’s actually working with Lacey‘s family on her grandmother side to try to figure out a way to literally kill her and her kids and her husband as quickly as possible within the next year and I highly suspect that it’ll probably work because I have a feeling that they’re probably going to try to go be with lamb and heaven, and I am in shock because this blog is arguably one of the wildest things I’ve ever met in my entire life.” says a man.

“ so Bobby, is there something you’d like to say before you fall asleep because Lacey’s gonna need to go to bed here in about 15 minutes. I know you’re exhausted but you were really excited about two or three hours ago you wanted to share how you felt about Saoirse?” says God.

He’s asleep. “ oh yeah OK sorry I had someone just woke me up. I was eating Cheetos and her Diane from from from from cheers said wake up Bobby telepathically she ripped at me. Let me tell you something Saoirse Saoirse Ken is he kill was so with us was the best lay I ever had. 

She was she was a real good fuck.

No, I mean she had a big vagina and I have a small dick for a man because we’re both Kennedys. And she’s about as straight as it as a stick and I’m sort as a troll but if you move around a whole hell of a lot, and this is a tip to the child, molesters and the rapist, if if you force the body into it, people can feel pleasure whether they want to feel it or not. And I raped her if anything I did not molest or incestualize anybody. No, we had a consensual, dark relationship. Sexy like like Hitler and his niece. Cheryl knew I called her gully and I called her Kelly and that was back in 2018. That was my codename for her in the illuminati and her quite a few people would say oh where is Galli? Where is your galley.

Trump supporters Nazis liberals hate hate Hitler for some reason and so even if he’s innocent they hate him so they were there a few even though they didn’t care they refused to call her Geli because Geli was a Nazi.

The truth is trumps kids are are nuts they molest children, except for Ivanka that dip shit Barbie. I can’t stand Ivanka you know who else I can’t stand Marco Rubio see and if, sir she was here she would try to tell me to be nice to Marco, but that’s just because he’s hot. No, sir show is the love of my life.

Sirhan Sirhan did not kill my father. No the Palestinians didn’t kill my dad the Jews in either I am pretty sure that it was probably just an accident. I don’t know who did it but it was some dumb ass somewhere probably who is in the CIA and he was just fooling around or some something I don’t know, but it wasn’t Sirhan Sirhan, I can prove that and I have known it was obviously probably a conspiracy within the CIA. The CIA killed them both times why did love help them kill Jack because he was jealous. He was a jealous lover and he didn’t care that Jack was going to die and then after he did, it broke his heart, and he realize that he screwed up. He shouldn’t have killed him, because it’s impossible that he didn’t love my uncle and it’s possible he didn’t love me more

So no, or you can tell me all you want you know that that that that that that that lame was fucking women, and that he was preferably a preferred woman, and that he was married to a woman in his last life and that he killed Jack and you can’t even use eugenics to try to prove with me. People have done that recently. I’m not falling for it I’m not falling for that shit I know that was gay frankly if you were to take that away from me, I’d probably go insane, that’s like a weird linchpin in my head. If you were to take that out of my conscious mind and convince me that he was straight like truly convinced me, I probably honestly got like psychotic and have a real break with both reality and I’d probably be basically capable of talking to other people ever for the rest of my life Because I waste so much of my perception and reality I’m just that one thing.

I mean eight I thought that was my personality. That was my father in my head. I mean he was loving to me in a way that my family isn’t which is how I know that he’s my dad OK and that’s why I look like him because it’s genetic he is my dad Lem’s is my dad, no he’s my dad. Nobody else is ever.

He’s my dad he’s my lover and he’s my sister and my brother and my mom and my God and my cat. Why? Because he’s a Laceyz and I’ve got to have Lacey because I’m in love with her because I have to be her and I wanna destroy her because she’s better than me I can tell better than with most people I can tell she’s better than meet with most people.

What the fuck did you people give me I’m not used to being this hyped up it’s like I’ve been given the super Joseph of math. Oh so oh basically, I am hyper right now from math so I’ll have to excuse me.

I don’t know the senators in the US kiss my ass people try to keep me from becoming what I am right now that I was on stoppable because the people in this country just kiss my fucking cock all the fucking time

Why do they do that because I am a Kennedy baby I am I am Bobby Kennedy son. I’m the only one left all the weirdos JFK Junior was into modeling that he started fucking chicks.

Yeah, did you see his wife Caroline Caroline yeah that could’ve been that could’ve been incest and she look like a man but she was also really pretty so I kind of think maybe he actually wasn’t really normal and he was straight. I am I am straight to you, but if I don’t have, it was my niece it was my niece.

Search for Saoirse is the love of my life and love is my father. Lame lame Lynn I like making fun of the fact that she thinks she can write stuff on this blog and then it being some thing because that’s not true but means something is being a television and having everyone see you because that’s what being something, I control the masses I do I control them through Massachusetts And actually it’s kind of funny because they tell you the truth I was sick perverted freak, the social of me anyway she was my best friend people don’t understand these days. That’s why America needs to survive because we understand pedophiles we understand and sauce we understand, wanting to make love to a dog in this country you can do whatever the hell you want Except not anymore because I’m taking away all of your money I’m getting everything and so is Elon Musk we’re just gonna get the US government and take all the money.

We’re going to go to US government take all the fucking money I don’t. I hope you’re not gonna liner pockets with it. I doubt it I think will probably start paying people off. I don’t know who are paying because we are all trillions to China and so far I have not found more than $100,000 that’s right that’s my drop in the bucket has my seed money so far I found about $100,000 and I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to find any more guys really honest with you. It’s not going very well.

No, it’s just like you know your rack your brains looking for money anything why don’t you just take it out of the governments off the government is rich you just kill these fucking poor people kill the kids kill the poor people and I don’t care I’m not gonna blow them up like Putin I’m just gonna let y’all die I mean probably not really but we’ll see. Do you think I’m gonna fix your food for you? No I’m not gonna fix your food for you gonna make it probably worse I hate people I’m a very violent psycho pathic person to some degree I’m not really normal, but you know what don’t sometimes I can be nice And I was in love with my niece at one point she looked after me she looked up at me and she said Bobby just doesn’t feel good and I said you know what Saoirse to hell with it I’m gonna keep going I’ve got to get off and she said Bobby it doesn’t feel good And I said Saoirse that’s not some thing I want to hear right now and she said listen if you’re gonna make love to me, you’re not my uncle and I said I’m your uncle I fucking hate your guts.

And then she said no you’re not my uncle you’re my uncle because she was playing along and I thought shit that’s smart except I see through it because I do stuff like that too. She’s just a niece and that’s why you probably shouldn’t have sex with your niece because you can see through your knees because you’re supposed to raise them or something.

Why do we? Why do we say that Lacey and them molest and rape us because everyone believes us I don’t know why but they do I mean not really but that’s why we do it I mean because it’s just like why would you think that anyone would want to have sex with either of them? I mean it’s like this. I am so lame it’s hot and he’s my husband but at the same time he’s ugly and Lacey looks like all my wives, but the same time at the same time. If I were to have sex with her and it was real, I would I would wanna kill myself she make me want to kill myself. It’s not possible to sleep with her, but if I had an eye taking it seriously I probably would’ve committed suicide afterwards.

Not because she’s my aunt and that scenario because she’s my dream girl and then she doesn’t love me at all or does she does she love me maybe she does maybe maybe she’s madly in love with me no, I don’t think that’s likely I think we should bomb Japan.” he says.

“ casi how much of the situation did you create?” asks a reader.

“ I don’t think that is a witch or where or a cow or a cat or a dog or tree or a bird or 15 birds let’s count to 12345678 910 1112 13, 14, 15, 16.” says Casi.

“ casi, are you losing your mind?” says the CIA

“ no I’m faking it to get attention and out. Lacey is a nutcase. I like to mimic people and look stupid and then see what they do in response.” says Casi.

“ casi that doesn’t work because she should because she’s not crazy.” says Harold Lloyd

“ Lala Lala law I’m not listening I’m not listening I’m not listening to the bird be tree cat cow.” says Casi.

“ I need to go get sleep and I think I’m going to have sex with my couch.” says Bobby.

“ that’s not funny puppy.” says Saoirse.

“ don’t be jealous!” says Saoirse.

“ and Lacey, do you give a shit that he kill himself over you?” says a woman.

“ I certainly wouldn’t give a shit either.” says Geli.

“ Bobby come home go have sex with Kelly’s ghost and then will see you tomorrow.” says China.

“ are you seriously trying to tell me to kill myself?” says Bobby.

“ yes, I think you should kill yourself my son.” says China.

“ is is Saoirse wanted me to die?” says Bobby.

“ you should kill yourself the day before her birthday. Actually, you should kill her self at the exact moment that she was born.” says Lem. “ you could kill yourself on her birthday to but I think you should kill yourself on both both moments. I think you should just spend the whole day trying to kill yourself.”

“ nope I’m not prepared to be god sorry Lem’s” says Bobby.

“ well I just want to say that it’s been fun being here with you all I’m residual energy but I’ve gotta go back to Japan. I’ve had a nice time and I don’t know I think I was very special to you. I think I was very special and are I I know the people in my family like Bobby, who really are interested in the occult

Bobby you have to understand something when you read this blog Bobby is into witchcraft OK I got into it as well, but that that that’s because I try to defy God OK that’s my journey Bobby is into the old cult

Don’t laugh I want to explain because I can tell people still like me and I can tell that that’s good you do you know who I really am you know what you’re cute you’re seeing a side of me you’ve never seen before. But it’s not the same thing as was going on with Bobby and Sacha Bobby and social relatives and are OK. I do crazy wild things but I would never marry a relative. No you can date them maybe or you can sort of play around with some crazy stuff but you don’t marry them and team up to bully people

They were bowling they say when they when they made her hear them they were bullying her. they were bullying her and they had every intention of trying to get her to kill herself or be tortured. It was Hollis. They were sadistic, and then Bobby actually has sex with Sasha, and I can tell from watching that she actually was very scared by him. Caroline would’ve been 205 molested her. That’s why I hesitated but Saoirse got scared.

So she got very scared and Bobby Bobby should’ve stopped because it was going to blow up in the whole family‘s face. You don’t do stuff like that I knew where to draw the line I never would have done something that stupid.

Because Socia Socia is his nieces

Scott Scioscia is his niece

Shit she is that is his niece and you don’t do stuff like that to your knees I mean you, last time I guess if you’re playing around I don’t say things like this when I was a life I’m being honest with what I really think blasting OK but it’s like they actually were trying to be marriedZ. And I don’t know I think maybe bow that’s such as Dad, which is why I encouraged her to kill herself.

I thought it’s OK so I can die because she has a messed up little cookie thinking that she’s in love with Bobby? No, I mean you don’t do stuff like that no you don’t you know you don’t actually think that you’re in love with your uncle that’s nuts. No I mean you could you could you could think you’re in love but you could actually really believe that you are sincerely in love with your uncle.

And I think it’s very silly that she thought that.

Bobby Kennedy Junior was not a nice man after all.

I don’t think he had any good intentions towards Sacha. I’m going to play play it like that. I am a great uncle, and I am eyeing him as a man and I’m gonna say no I don’t like your intentions man.

Your intentions are evil, because she is your niece. We don’t do that to our nieces one of use because that’s completely inappropriate. You can’t be in love with your grandmother either or your great grandmother or your sister. It was almost like who is this fucking idiot?

Who he raised by? Social was very beautiful one, but I would’ve never Lassiter because I know better you don’t molest a beautiful ones because they break your heart Bobby because they break your heart the ugly ones you come in last like that in Billings because the ugly ones are people who are dependent on you and then really it’s not so serious Because it’s like a copacetic relationship they are poor and stupid and you’re rich.

And why am I excited about tomorrow because my nephew, Bobby is going to destroy the most costly healthcare system in the entire world.

He was going to take a part piece by piece.

And I’m going to sit in heaven, watching him.

I am going to sit, watching him, was love Billings as my eternal husband, we were married laminae were married, and South Korea. We were married in South Korea in the 1600s. He was never Constantine that is mythology. He was a South Korean man, and that he became ramblings and I saw him again see that makes more sense. I’ll figure it out for you right he was in South Korea and we were good friends and then he came back. No, we’re best friends, right? Yeah, it is quite

Land buildings in South Korean, which is why he’s so difficult. He’s a very hateful man, but that’s OK because he doesn’t like people and I understand that because I’m Japanese, and we understand things better than anyone else in the whole world.

Why is Bobby asleep right now and certainly doesn’t exist because I was a Japanese man if they’ll be incarnation who did a favor for an empire the emperor said to me, you go find a way to destroy white button. Find a way to destroy the British empire

I’m so I find Scotia and Constantine, who I was clarifying from Constantine is actually someone else he’s I’m not a lamb lamb, and Constantine are two separate entities in the same but are the same person, but those South Korean husband of mine was a willow Billings because there were 15 of them a different well well universes The world and universe is and he and one of them and I was the other one. No that’s not right no he he was kill and then I was a Wells. No that’s not what I’m saying Satan stop controlling me I’m trying to explain

Did you know that if they’ll be incarnation I kill Bill Clinton in a previous life I kill him because I had to because I chose emperor Constantine at Lacey to destroy the border south fire. I was intending to kill them both after I made love to two lamb so I make love to love him and that I killed them both. I say suck Haus that goes the British empire bitch.

Why would I say such things because I was successful in my duties wasn’t I? You know you should sit and read this blog and think about I thought I was a very successful man, so Emperor should not be mad at me why would he be? How did white it all work out real well he just doesn’t see that yet and he needs to not be mad at me and trying to try to destroy me because that’s not right. I was I was his best friend. I gave him a job if they’ll be in Carnation, and that little thing so I got is for him to to be very violent towards me

Elon musk is one of the small amount of life. His energy is what I was looking for and I’m not going to stop when he die I’m going to look into it except I am just residual energy at the moment I demon is telling myself, so I am definitely not going to get involved until they’re all dead when they die I am going to get involved in explaining to them that they should really have been nicer to Bobby he’s mentally ill. What can you say

And they should’ve done a bad job understanding why I was coming from the buildings was my lover, Lacey Banks was not if her ghost were to hunt us she would have loved nobody but me not my father or my brother. She was contemplating just now whether or not she in love with me. Lame Billings is out to get us. He turned evil when he die I am a very brave man. I was Lacey Banks, his lover, and I arranged this whole thing to take care of her and her children, or not mine And so on second thought I think maybe I am mistaken I think on second thought, maybe I am mistaken as she’s just with lawn buildings. I was in love with her very briefly until she threw me off for my brother. The only reason she ever was with me as by accident. She had no idea that she was talking to ghosts and then my brother thought it was stupid after I tried to have sex with her and then that was the last I ever saw ever you know… I I don’t understand but I think I’m dying because I keep fading and then I get the sense that I’m going to Seay‘s to exist and then I think maybe I don’t even exist at all. What’s it like being residual energy I’m not really me this. These aren’t really real thoughts but if I attached myself to somebody, I start thinking that I am real and then I start thinking I’m real and then God starts wondering if I should be real but I’m not but but it’s not like that but it’s like I’m in love I was in love with I was and then I was I’m not a ghost I’m a I’m a a residual I think I think eight I don’t think I exist no it’s just mindless. I’m totally my less my personality is here but but I’m not really here but but it would never fool you if you were dead because it’s obvious I’m not real. Why did to know that shams eyes look black when you saw them, Lacey in the church yard because that was tonight and that time and she was a hateful person and so when she was dead, it finally showed on her face that she was full of absolute hatred and the black and her soul came out in her eyes. You’re not full of hatred, but not Nash. I was and that’s pretty much all that it was. She just saw the black in her eyes when she was a ghost because she was so hateful.”

“ we’re going to bed.” says Lem just about him and Lacey.