“Erin. Are you like psycho?” asks a reader.
“Hey did you try to marry someone who looked like Lem…or was that an accident? And are you trying to look like a Nesheim? And an Egyptian? Or what!?” says a freaked out American reader.
“You’re not nearly as hot, sexy, kind…complicated or SCOTIA as the actual Scotia!” says reader. “HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS ARE DUMB!!!”
“You manifested because this sad ass was obsessed.” says another reader.
“You have like no tits and no ass and no hips! You’re such a fucking kike bitch Erin!” says another reader.
“I’m IRISH!! Not JEWISH!!” says Erin.
“You look like a kike.” says a reader.
“No. I’m IRISH.” says Erin.
“So did you try to marry a Lem look-a-like or did you accidentally do that?” asks a very freaked out male reader of Erin.
“I tried to. Yeah. If there’s an Illuminati I copy Lacey.” says Erin.
“WHY!??” yells Russia.
“Diego tells me to do it.” says Erin, blinking like a robot.
“Of course he does.” says a reader laughing at her.
“You copied her Bahamas look for your photo shoot. But you know…her curves are real. Yours are clearly not.” says most of America to Erin.
“Erin…you just do not have her body.” says a reader.
“ Erin, you don’t really look like her. I think you think you’re look like her and then you married someone who is like a less hot version of Lem? Your husband is slightly more similar to Lem than you are to her but umm…they also look like vastly different people and honestly I would not want to compare your husband to Lem because I’m afraid you’d kill me. You don’t look like her almost at all. There’s a slight similarity in your eye-coloring, and possibly in something about your features very, very slightly, but it’s slight. It’s very slight and your bodies look absolutely nothing alike at all…and I don’t think you are kind enough humble enough, arrogant enough, smart enough deep enough to realize that.” says Brian.
“ how is she not extremely hot? Why do you guys always try to find flowers with every picture she takes? She actually doesn’t have any real flaws almost at all the camera gave them to her and it’s obvious the camera always sliders a woman like Karen cameras, love women like Aaron and that is not a complement to cameras. It’s a huge insult to their integrity as artistic devices, they also tend to flatten every nature photograph you take with them nature never ever has been photographed well by any camera whether that’s the ocean rather that’s under the ocean whether that’s a scenery in front of you as seen in front of you. No I’m sorry I beg to differ. I am a photographer, professional, Dad photographer, and I’m telling you we have never fully captured nature on film ever stop lying. It really is basically impossible to do what cameras do do is make things that are ordinary. I’m sorry Aaron, but make things that are ordinary look really cool.” says a dead photographer. “ yeah so so Aaron looks super cool on camera even though in person, she looks just sort of average. Lem looked terrible on camera, and the camera rarely ever managed to catch him when he looked straight but it caught him looking gay and it accentuated some of his less attractive features except Lacey finds them attractive because she is well. She’s not someone that you want to deal with right now we’re at so let’s not go there. She’s not a pedophile she’s really not Him but it is Erin you’re probably a little more average than Chris and Diego told you you were and I think we did. We can’t quite figure out why you were obsessed with Lacey of all people I mean part of her wonders if you’re looking for a role model as a proof that or what it is it is just kind of bizarre or if there’s reincarnation as a brunette Celtic woman even yeah so we don’t quite understand you but no air and you do look more average, but then that’s the thing. Cameras tend to make things that look very average look extraordinary, so like water, droplets glasses Things like that the camera makes you look amazing and people have fallen for it especially in the last 50 years and Lacey is one of them although I wonder if she’d eventually I figured it out but it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s very common to misunderstand that because it’s just it’s it’s like you see some thing and you think that’s so ordinary looking but on camera it’s going to look cool as heck And we think oh how cool to see what that looks like on film but we don’t we’re so backward in that way because then we think that somehow the camera made the black-and-white cookie look extraordinary and that’s what it really looks like in reality and we were just too stupid to see it But it’s actually the opposite. It’s what we see that matters we’re not cameras we’re not robots so we see the cookie as it actually is the camera is contorting the cookie and making it seem a lot cooler than it is. I’m sorry you’re in but you’re probably kind of average to above average, but on camera, you look really cool And I think because of that you thought you looked more like Lacey than you really do him but to be perfectly honest it’s almost ridiculous because it’s not even a competition U2 she is better than you and it’s not a competition in that way but it’s also just not a competition because you’re dramatically different people.” says a dead Photographer.
“ are you trying to look like the Nesheims now Erin?” says a woman.
“ yes she is and Aaron may have by borderline personality disorder slightly and have a hard time identifying her actual self which could be why she used to wear such loud makeup because she couldn’t figure out who she was and that image just became her identity and it looks weird because she’s not really fully in touch with her actual sense of self.” says Hal.
“ so she’s not really normal and then she attacked Lacey. Erin why did you attack Lacey?” asks a woman.
“hey, I did it because oh I was in love with Diego. I was in love with Diego and Lacey doesn’t like Hispanic men. And I thought Lacey doesn’t like Hispanic men I don’t like them either and I’m better than her so I guess I’m just gonna have to be OK with the fact that I’m better than her, even though it really bothers me. And I thought I should copy Lem’s’s photo shoot on the beach with a jack because possibly he could’ve been straight but I also think it’s really likely that he wasn’t. I mean I don’t really know but I’m just basing it off of what I’ve heard and it seems like it’s not likely so I’m just gonna go with it and post some thing of him on the beach but he’s straight and he’s with me because I know how to work hard and make good decisions instead of bad decisions. I mean he could be lame because Liam is hot. I’m attracted to him too, but that doesn’t mean that he was straight that just means that I am a sex machine. He was straight except no he wasn’t well actually I kind of think he might’ve been now because my husband does look like him and I am pretty sure my husband’s not gay, so yeah he probably wasn’t gay. You might’ve even been straight but that’s not some thing that I want to talk about because then I start losing friends because there are people who still want to insist that line was gay, even though my husband does look like him at a lot of other straight men do too.
So it’s kind of weird but I was just thinking oh no it will just put a white will put a couple shoot so that’ll rub it in her fears. I’ll just rub it in her face.” says Erin.
“ what are you rubbing in her face?” says Putin.
“ I am rubbing in her face that she’s not that cool like me.” says Erin. “ which we thought had something to do with social class, but she has so kindly pointed out does not.” 
“ no social class and how cool someone is or two vastly different things Lem is a lot cooler than Lacey. That is not necessarily something that he wants to deal with. Why because it’s a very double edge sword for him. In Great Britain she’s infinitely cooler than he is. She would’ve been 100 years ago. She would’ve been 300 years ago. She would be now. She would be cooler in Germany, Mexico, Portugal, Spain, Italy, Russia, Japan, Malaysia, Greece, Norway, Denmark, Switzerland, pretty much everywhere in the world, except for Ireland in the US.
He was adored by the Irish and by the Americans, and really he wasn’t doing anything particularly cool. The Irish actually would not have liked him as much as they did. If Jack hadn’t had anything to do with him, they would’ve liked him and they would’ve been terrified of Lacey. They would’ve liked him not loved him but liked him. But there already was a curse on Lacey in Ireland long before she became herself. And Irish would not have hated her the way that they do now for no damn good reason at all literally, there’s no reason at all, it’s almost psychotic, but they would have been, instead of instantly terrified of her, like literally terrified of her almost psychotically to maybe not entirely psychotically, but genuinely terrified of her Air and you could’ve even experienced that slightly with her and other people could be too if they have some Irish heritage, possibly or even some Hispanic heritage you guys are scared of her, but you’re too stupid to realize that consciously you’re terrified of her. But then she’s so much Hertel and loving that you kind of calm down and don’t get you know, overly scared if Lem were the fact you the way that he supposed to because he’s actually the one that’s always scarier between the two of them, but if he were to affect you the way that he supposed to I don’t know if anyone could really handle being with him almost at all But he he he but he he’s not comforting he’s not paternal and that way he can’t he can’t be towards the right people. He is actually a very loving person but he’s not really paternal towards just like everybody and Jack did that to him and it’s possible that other people did that to him as well. Lacey actually is maternal, and you’d sense that but then you might not be scared enough of her. And then would overreact that in a good way, if that’s possible so I mean they do go together, but as it stands right now, you’re all that shit crazy terrified of her but you don’t realize that the Irish are just scared of her to be honest, there could even be a sort of Catholic thing with it where as Catholics they’ve been trained to think of Mary as very important and so her authority in Christ scares them and so they think oh no this woman is a terrifying woman of God she could slice my head off for Christ I best be careful around her And that’s not a bad thing necessarily but it’s gotten a lot of people very confused.
Anyway, no Lem was straight, he really was moving so that conversation was going in that direction.
But but he was cooler he was cooler than her what does that mean in America that he was more lower class in America people who are more middle class or lower class are actually considered cooler. And that’s some thing that Americans have lied about they don’t actually respect authority as much as they claim to. Even if that’s God’s authority, Americans have a very hard time respecting authority. So they tend to see Lacey as being on cool because she has in their opinion way too much respect for authority.
Even Lem’s authority.
I am and they have a very hard time excepting the reality of the situation as it stands and so on and so they can’t quite handle a situation because it’s embarrassing to admit that they prefer people who are lower class.” says Harvard.
“ she’s cool!” says Harvard.
“ during a slightly higher social class than her at the very least you’re not as cool as her Erin.” says Harvard.
“ if there’s reincarnation, Casi is somehow a lot cooler than Virginia.” says Harvard.
“ poor Janet do you ever put a curse on everybody was clearly Bobby possibly his wife, Cheryl and somebody else. But Janet looks so much cooler than Linn:
And Mary looks so much cooler…
Than
.” says Harvard.
“Lem do you and Lacey…find it hilarious that you’re straight..
And so obviously so…when you’re able go parse through mannerisms vs. actualities…
And Lacey is your sexual partner
And then…Bobby…keeps assuming he’s your spouse?” says Ireland.
“Yes?????” says Lem.
“ yeah um Lacey it does not photograph well but I’m having to reconcile the fact that Aaron wears shirts that probably flatten out her chest but nowhere near as much as the tube top that Lacey was wearing, and when Aaron looks like she has large boobs boobs is when she’s pregnant. Yeah I don’t understand why you people decided that Aaron had superior press, and I’m beginning to wonder if you people actually are full of it in some weird way and that’s part of your Satanism.” says Chris Dodds. “ Lacey when did you forget what sickness believe?”
“ in high school all the way back in high school I started to forget it. I would say that I completely forgot probably when I went through the trauma with my living husband. Specifically when was that After I visited family tree free clinic when I was working at Caribou coffee to get birth control I didn’t want to have an abortion. I didn’t wanna get pregnant and it was a really cheap way to get a good birth control. That’s when I was dating Mark I hated that place the doctor there actually raped me. It was very covert But she stuck her fingers inside of me in a way that was way too sexual but I sort of just ignored it because I thought oh whatever this woman is going to be done soon with whatever the fuck it is that she’s doing and it didn’t take very long I mean it was. It wasn’t like a long touch. It was just very brief And then she was done, but it was way too sexual. She made it seem medical, but it wasn’t probably medical and I would say after that guy stopped being aware of the fact that witches were witches and Satan us for Satan us. I’m not sure why I’m not even sure it had anything to do with her, but it might’ve it might’ve had something to do with her. I obviously was not consenting to that behavior But I wonder if something got confused and thought that I was.” says Lacey.
“ I did.” says JFK.
“ the doctor in question may or may not have been trying to rape Lacey, but it seems like it and I have a feeling she may be was a pervert why did you assume that she was OK with what she was doing to her?” says the FBI.
“ Because she was getting birth control, and Lacey knew that that was abortion and pure evil. As did I yes as eat yes as did I and so I believed that she was capable of murder, and turning into a lesbian, so I decided to start really attacking her for being an absolute worthless piece of fucking shit.” says JFK.
“ so Lacey literally was getting an exam from a doctor at the family tree clinic in Saint Paul on 2010 and the woman touched her in a way that was sexually inappropriate?” says the UK.
“ yes yes.” says Lem. “ it was very covert, but a doctor like that would know how to be covert about it, so it was sort of arm worked into the exam, but it was very weird and it was some thing where it was actually perfectly reasonable to write it off as part of the exam it’s like why does this woman seeming to have a hard time figuring out how to get this thing inside of me this is kind of weird it almost seems like there’s like she’s taking a little too much time. This is kind of strange and then it was over. And it wasn’t lack of experience. It wasn’t lack of understanding of the human body. It was more that she literally was go. She was going in and out a little too much and I wouldn’t even be surprised if she noticed that Lacey was starting to get freaked out and stopped, but she was she was going in and out a little too much Yes Lacey was extraordinarily beautiful. She went to this clinic, thinking that a woman wouldn’t rape her and then a woman raped. Her arm was terrifying because no she was. I mean Lacey is extraordinarily beautiful. We were showing that picture of Scotia for a reason so there are some men that would be like well no shit so you know a sex starved lesbian bitch probably would do something like that to a blonde hot 28-year-old but it’s still rape and it’s very perverse because it’s an absolute violation of Lacey. Is it actually absolute violation of her and not Lucy responded very properly very appropriately and I was there to watching Jack just couldn’t see me and that’s all I’m going to say for now, but it was an awful moment. I know she handled it very well and that doctor probably is no longer in practice. I hope. That was over 10 years ago.
That being said, she was on birth control, and of course some people um thought that Lacey was a lesbian there because she was so Damir and strong, even though she was actually very sexy and so they thought how could a woman this sexually active or so sexually brazen or bold in a way that we’re not be so proper and prim. At the same time she must be a lesbian. And of course Jack was telling them that at the same time.
So it’s very possible that that doctor was even hitting on her slightly but I doubt it the doctor figured out that Lacey was straight and actually pissed her off. And she said do you have any him? Do you have a safety or do you have any concerns about any sexual diseases and Lacey said no as far as I know my boyfriend uses condoms and the doctor said oh you know OK and Lacey said well you know and I am I only have one sexual partner so I don’t have a problem with that arm and then the doctor said oh OK so you’re at your boyfriend uses condoms and she said yes my boyfriend uses condoms and then she said well you know you could probably be a promiscuous slut for all I know God so don’t try to be a bitch to me and act like you’re some little prim Christian. That was her, sensing Jack Kennedy, and being dumb as fuck, and a peasant bitch. Lacey‘s dentists hashave been a little less confused by Jack, partially because they’re Irish. part of me is worried to change dentist simply because he seems to fool so many fucking people and I don’t think he can emerge as easily anymore but I don’t entirely know what Satan is up to.
I am know her Irish dentist, somehow figured out that there was something weird about her and they do sort of treat her like she has a jack within her even though she doesn’t listen, but being Irish, I think they think that she either slapped with him subconsciously or they think that somehow he’s attacking her and they can’t quite figure out how And then that’s where it might be safer to stay there because he is attacking her and there’s a serious problem so I have to figure that out. Is she safe going to this other doctor or not?
I know this doctor at the free health clinic for women was a horrible person and Lacey said no I don’t have any sexual partners and the woman said oh fine but don’t lie about it and Lacey said no I’m not lying I don’t why was Lacey on birth control?
Arm. She was on birth control because she didn’t want to get pregnant. She really didn’t want to have an abortion and she knew if there was a chance that she could get pregnant on birth control but she assumed that the chances of getting pregnant or a far more slim, than not. And and so she has reason that it was more moral take me on birth control than to get an abortion.” says Lem.
“What is Lacey eating right now?” says a woman who prays for Jonah Wiley.
“ Cheetos.” says Lem.
Lacey licks her fingers.
“ I thought that I was sensing that she was eating a woman’s clitoris.” says the prayer partner for Jonah.
“No actually you’re smelling her perfume. She’s wearing a Apres L’Ondee by Guerlain. and that’s combined with the Cheetos, so surely a combination psychically even though you think the Holy Spirit showing you this unfortunately, you might not be as into the Holy Spirit at this moment, at least as you like to be and instead you’re being shown a psychic vision, so be careful if you’re charismatic Christian with what you see you have to be very careful. Sometimes it can be the truth. Sometimes it can be a lie right now you’re getting a lie and mix with the truth. She’s eating Cheetos and wearing a perfume that maybe with the cheese could smell like a vagina to you but no she’s actually just wearing perfume and eating Cheetos.” says Lem.
“ do you know why are you guys so obsessed with her though in the illuminati I think Jack is part of it why do you guys think you’re obsessed with her because it is a little weird. It’s a little weird helps as you were and I’m beginning to realize that I don’t think Aaron knows that about herself even if this blog is real I don’t think she fully understands that it’s kind of weird what she’s done with her life after meeting Lacey seems like her and her husband are probably happy but it’s still a little strange that he looks so bizarrely similar to Lem. If there’s reincarnation, I am fully prepared to say that Americans are just weird.
If there’s not reincarnation, I am totally freaked out. I am Aaron just why do you guys think that you’re so fascinated with Lacey? Do you know?” says the reader.
“ like copying her and stuff because she would never expect someone to be that obsessed with her and that just makes us more obsessed.” says Erin. “ because it’s like I’ve thought often times people were stocking me, or that they were obsessed with me and I’ve gotten really narcissistically high off of it and they they might have been but probably not that much but I just made a huge deal out of it like oh my gosh, people are stocking me constantly and it is irritating that we’re copying her all the time and then she doesn’t even notice or give a fuck like this is the first time she’s ever said almost anything about the fact that my husband looks like her twin flame. I put in so much fucking effort to piss her off and then she’s like why would you do that that’s so trashy and weird and then that just makes me angry because that’s true and I’m just like how does this woman not get it she must be an idiot. I’m hurting inside because I grew up in a somewhat poor family in Wisconsin. I’m hurting inside. I have every excuse in the world to do whatever the fuck I want to someone as privileged as her! Eat the Rich!” says Erin.
“ yeah but see we’re not really poor we’re actually in the illuminati so that’s why we’re super elite.” says Diego. “ we’re kind of like the Kennedys so they sold out and became old money but we’re not gonna sell out even though we are old money if there even is old money because if we’re not old money, I don’t think old money is a thing in America old money is an aesthetic and we are cool and she is not and we have an incredible ability to be both super elite and poor at the same time because we are the sophisticated ship chosen ones that is our current status in the sub zone of existence seven.” says a journalist.
“ wow Existen seven how did you make it there?” says John Belter.
“ my dear pupil it takes a lot of Zen practice.” says the journalist.
“ oh OK so yeah Lacey has definitely apologized to God many times for taking birth control and I think she’s horrified that she killed a child. If she did that kid may actually be glad that they’re in heaven to be honest with you I am, but God also might not have let them exist yet out of mercy for Lacey and the child both so yeah she got on birth control because she was desperate to get married. She wanted to get married and so she went on birth control to try to get a husband and it worked but it was obviously not a good idea.” says Lem.
“ so she had sex with her doctor and she’s writing about it?” says Jonah Wiley’s prayer fan.
“ nope! No that doctor raped her.” says Lem.
“ what!??” she says, absolutely horrified.
“ why don’t you have any empathy for her???” yells God.
“ because I told her not to, and she trusts me more than you.” explains JFK.
“ lame we’ve talked before psychically I don’t wanna call it psychic but I don’t know what else to call it right now. I work with a church hall in Nebraska. You’ve probably heard of it and I’m not going to name names but I’m sure you’ve talked with me many times before. I happen to know some of the people who you’ve mentioned on this blog, and I am just a little concerned we believe it’s the end times. We think it’s the end of the world And I am just wondering how close is it to the end of the world? And I am also wondering how close is Lacey to death?” asks the Nebraska pastor.
“ on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being dead she’s out about an 8 right now.” says Lem. “ there are a lot of very stubborn, arrogant people in the illuminati, who refuse to believe that they totally fucked up their own life, and everyone else’s, just by attacking her. They have psychotic ideas of her in their head, even though they’ve almost never looked at her in person barely ever read. This blog barely ever looked at anything on Instagram. They mostly just read her psychically, and they refuse to really take responsibility for it like adults. It’s incredibly profoundly disgusting and yes they are sickness, but what they were trying to make an argument for that somehow what they did was saying is psychotic there is no idea in Satanism where you’re supposed to shoot off your face to save your foot.
And what they don’t seem to want to except is that if she dies, she’s really going to still exist. I am living in Christ proof of that they don’t. They don’t like that though that she actually was pretty close to death just a few minutes ago she was out about an eight now she’s got about a 5. Umm they’re psychically trying to kill her.
Aaron is very offended. She started crying and pouting and so Bobby offered to try to beat the shit out of Lacey for her and so she was at an eight for a few minutes when she’s at that point she she starts to surrender to Christ and to be honest with you in a Normas relief comes over her because she starts getting closer to me and I am what you would call colloquially at least her twin flame, and so the minute that she starts to die she becomes incredibly relieved, but nobody wants to hear that and so they keep thinking that they’re punishing her and scaring her by killing her and they also refused to accept that they caused a pandemic and to failed presidencies by attacking her.
They would like to kill her, but they can’t quite get it done right arm. She’s pretty close to death and if they keep going the way that they are she probably will be dead in about a month or two but we’ll see we’ll see what happens.
I will never cease to be astounded by how many people have chosen evil in relation to her when they could’ve easily just chosen to be good. They’ve embarrassed themselves by throwing themselves at me, throwing themselves at her and it’s really kind of astounding. I was helping a priest I got molested she was trying to grow up. She got molested as she was trying to get medicine so that she wouldn’t have a pregnancy that was dangerous and she got raped. I was trying not to ruin women’s lives, and I got raped and molested if there is reincarnation, we are not impressed with America. We love America but we cannot give it five stars definitely not.
I would give it about two stars I would I would. I would say that it’s like a boutique hotel in a really bad location with like no air-conditioning and like bizarre noises I would say that there are bedbugs and we found poop in the toilet great location beautiful oil paintings in the hallway, but bedbugs weird noises and poop cannot recommend no air conditioning. There are decent enough beds, but they were bedbugs, so it was pretty hard to sleep in them after a while.
We arm probably will be ending the world when she dies unless if a miracle happens so don’t kill her or if you choose to be well aware of that and if she does die, you’re not going to get JFK back he’s not gonna magically be a different person you’re not going to magically be prettier, and nothings going to happen that you want.
If she does dilation, I will be killing her kids as quickly as possible, and in her legal husband, and we will probably be getting assistance from a woman who he has been in advertently sleeping with who’s dead. she’s very beautiful she’s not my wife I’m not attracted to her, but she is a beautiful woman and he subconsciously knows that which is partially how he has so much bizarre grace to have a relationship with Lacey where they don’t really have sex and he doesn’t seem particularly bothered by it.” says Lem.
Later.
“So…you…were…just a real snob?” asks Alisha of Lacey.
“What does that mean?” asks Lacey.
“Like…you were actually snobby?” says Alisha.
Lacey thinks.
“You know I think I felt stuck. And very confused. …Are you a happy person?” asks Lacey.
“YES!” she says.
“Then why does me being ‘snobby’ matter?” says Lacey. “Whether I am or not.”
“You just seemed snobby.” says Alisha.
“Why does it matter?” says Lacey.
“Because you…hurt me.” says Alisha.
“How?!?” says Lacey.
“You stepped on my ego.” says Alisha.
Later.
“So Lacey is a victim…and Erin is a weird freak.” says a reader.
“Apparently if there’s an Illuminati, yes.” says another reader.
“Is Erin…okay!?” says the first reader. “What the fuck is wrong with her??”
“She’s not okay!” says the second reader.
“Wow! This is CREEPY! …I sincerely hope there is no Illuminati. Because if there is…Erin scares me. WOW!” says the first reader.
“Yeah!” says the second reader.
“SHE IS…CRAZY!” says the first reader.
“She is…
I seriously think she was just too hurt that she was ugly compared to Lacey.” says the second reader, laughing. “And so she went ballistic.”
“Yeah but…what the fuck is wrong with her to go this far!?” says first reader,
“Is Erin a closeted lesbian!?” says the second reader.
“Maybe…but I think it’s more psychotic. I think she was in love with Diego and he just was a total asshole.” says the first reader.
“Hmm. Interesting angle!” says the second reader.
“Yeah. She’s crazy!” says the first reader. “Seriously…he just broke her heart and this was her dumbass psycho-bitch reaction.”
“DUDE! She’s the gold-digger! SHE IS!” says the second reader.
“Maybe she’s…clingy…needy…and yet manipulative enough to get her way. And…I think her husband is another asshole or naive. SO NAIVE. …But he could just be a dick too though.” says the first reader.
“Well I hope she’s finally happy. The cunt!” says the second reader.
“She is SO A GOLD-DIGGING HOMEWRECKER!” says the first reader.
“How does Kate not understand!??” says the second reader.
“Kate is…dumb. …She’s probably some spoiled…sheltered woke almond mom.” says the first reader.
“Yeah…man! What a dog!” says the second reader about Erin. “She has no ass!”
“Let me see!” says the first reader.
“Yikes. Okay…but…she has…a lot of sex!” says the second reader laughing.
“Oh man! Chris Hayes is such an asshole!! Wow!!” says the first reader.
“Yeah. She’s an aging slut.” says the second reader about Erin.
“Do you think women like her are happy?” asks the first reader.
“Ahh…no. …They’re too used to just putting out. …They’re like sex robots. Like zombies.” says the second reader. “I’ve slept with many!”
“Yah. I don’t. I just don’t.” says the first.
“Shit! Your mom is calling!” says the second.
The first answers the phone.
They appear to be college age young men.
“That demographic tends to be brutally honest. Sorry Erin.” says Casi.
“I’m sorry if I hurt you.” says Lacey to Alisha. “I’m processing your criticism.”
“No! You have to get it!” says Alisha.
“Get what!?” says Lacey.
“Your mockery of righteousness.” says Alisha.
“You’re assuming a lot!” says Lacey.
“We’re not like that!” says Alisha.
“Not like what??” says Lacey.
“Evil!” says Alisha.
“As Christians!??” says Lacey.
“I’m MORMON!” says Alisha.
“Oh! So you’re possibly a heretical weirdo?? SWEET! I hope neither of us go to eternal Hell. …Alisha…you really went batshit crazy possibly analyzing me. …I’m not sure what else to say.” says Lacey.
“I’m not as special as you then!” says Alisha.
“You can’t be that ordinary! You JUST CAN’T BE! LACEY MUST BE EVIL! Because you CANNOT just be…average!” says Lem to Alisha.
“Can we be done now? I can’t figure out how to help her.” says Lacey to Lem.
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