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“So you find kids attractive?” says Bobby Kennedy Junior to Lacey.

“No!” she says.

“But you thought that kid at your door was good-looking.” he says.

“Not in that way.” says Lacey. “He was a good-looking kid. But I did not find him attractive.”

“I heard your thought!” yells Bobby.

“I was thinking that he was good-looking. Not that I found him attractive.” says Lacey.

“THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!! YOU FIND PEOPLE ATTRACTIVE!! YOU DON’T THINK ABOUT IT!!!” Honey Fitz yells in Lacey’s face, threatening to rape her if she doesn’t listen to him.

“No. I did not find him attractive.” says Lacey, primly and with no doubt.

“SHE HAS TO BE BLUFFING!!” yells Bobby Kennedy Senior.

“NO! I really kinda doubt it.” says Kick.

“Yeah. Things actually…aren’t…going that well. So…” says Joe Kennedy Junior standing with Pat Wilson.

“NO! I don’t find kids attractive. I’m sorry.” says Lacey.

“BUT YOU THOUGHT HE WAS ATTRACTIVE!” yells unknown another dead man.

“NO!” says Lacey. “I did not.”

“I think that kid found you attractive.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“SO WHAT!?” says Lacey.

“Yeah. She’s right. So what?” says Honey Fitz.

“No. He might have thought I was pretty. But that’s entirely different than the crushes he has on kids his age.” says Lacey. “I’m…an ideal. It’s not the same. It’s just part of their psychological development. …But…he doesn’t actually want me to do anything. And I don’t want to. I have no desire to. …I noticed he was a good-looking kid. He thought I was an ideal. But then…that’s where the situation ends. There’s no real attraction between us. It’s a red herring, so to speak. You’re imagining an attraction that doesn’t exist. And never has. And never will. Because I just don’t find younger men attractive.” says Lacey.

“So you just find him attractive?!?!?” desperately asks Bobby.

“NO!” says Lacey. “I do not find him attractive.”

“Then what’s the difference? Between what and what!?” says Lacey.

“OH MY GOD!! SHE DOESN’T!” says the little boy in question, in the future.

“Okay?” says the CIA.

“So…I just said that I did not find him attractive.” says Lacey.

“But I don’t think you understand attraction.” says a dumbass from the Massachusetts DNC to Lacey.

“No!! SHE DOES!!!!” screams the CIA, in terror. “Who has you all convinced she’s a pedophile!? And who has you convinced she’s not at all intelligent!?”

“BOBBY. And a bunch of gay young men.” says the Mass DNC.

“Because because because I’m supposed to be gay!?” says Lem,

“You are gay! We’re just defending you. Hi hot stuff!” say a group of young gay men sincerely to Lem.

“I think it’s pretty obvious that he wasn’t. Why do you guys keep thinking that he was!?” says the CIA.

“Because Vladimir Putin won’t have sex with Lacey! And so we figure that she’s poor and she must just be a dumbass hick!” says a group of gay men.

“That’s not reality. In reality Bobby is the dumbass hick. He’s a pedophile, we’re selling children into slavery to be molested-“ says the CIA.

“And there’s a slim chance that Vladimir Putin could actually try to contact her if there’s an Illuminati sincerely.” says M6.

“OK um that’s kind of funny.” says an American reader.

“So she found the kid attractive or you’re using colloquialisms in your own head and getting confused. Has she told you that she finds people attractive and you guys took that to heart and now you’re offended?” says a reader.

“I don’t think she’s confused. I think they are. I’m betting that she’s told Bobby that she ‘…thinks he’s attractive.’ verbatim.” says a gay male reader.

“Yes, she has. He’s about to deny it but yes, that’s verbatim what she said to him and all of us.” says the CIA.

“Were people this weird before you discovered her or have people just gotten exponentially stranger since you discovered her?” asks a reader.

“Why are there gay young men following Bobby around telepathically?” says another reader.

“Lacey I think you’re too nice. I think you confuse people cause you’re stuck in the 1800s if there’s reincarnation. Sweetie people don’t tell each other stuff like that anymore.” says a perfume collector.

“But if people don’t know that I don’t want them to get hurt and confused.” says Lacey,

“Yes, people have gotten weirder since she arrived. Yes, yes yes.” says the CIA.

“So she didn’t find him attractive?” says Bobby, crying.

“No she did not find that little boy attractive. When she gets attracted Honey she’s flustered in a very different way. She gets flustered for lots of reasons, so did I, but no, she was not attracted to that child. I know she was not attracted to that child, and to be perfectly honest with you when she’s really attracted to people, she doesn’t get flustered at all, um when she’s very aroused by me, sometimes she gets flustered and you’ve watched many times but that’s not the same thing as what was happening. She was feeling…accosted psychically. The truth is that kid and a lot a little boys are very fresh nowadays. They have some idea in their head that older women will find them attractive, and as a self-defense mechanism, they can be a little fresh. A lot less than they used to be though which is actually not necessarily a good thing, but that’s a little insulting to Lacey and I because we’re not attracted to them and we find it a little insulting but then we think, ‘Oh they don’t know any better!’ or I would think that. She starts trying to figure out what the Hell is going on and who brainwashed those poor children.” says Lem. “But she would never allow them to do anything with her ever, that’s repulsive that you would even think that she would. And she would never want them to.”

“I am so fucking confused by you people. Why do you crucify her for imaginary pedophilia that she doesn’t have sincerely, yes yes. And then, at the same time, you guys are selling children into slavery to be molested! …I don’t understand. How are you people reconciling that in your head.” says a reader.

“Because she’s such a hypocrite. She’s a hypocrite, and reflect or something creepier about her than there is about us.” says a Blavk actress from Sex And The City.

Later.

“Except she’s not a hypocrite because she’s not actually attracted to kids at all and her thinking is that that kid is good-looking in general. Good-looking is her way of trying to describe the fact that the kid is good-looking as a kid. Not in relation to her. And you guys keep reading sexual innuendos into what she’s saying that don’t exist and then something tells me you’ve been trying to confuse her probably with thoughts that she knows are repulsive and strange and she thinks, ‘What the fuck is this all about?’ and then you’re like, ‘That’s your thought!’ and she goes, ‘That’s not my thought! No, that was bizarre!’ and then you’re like, ‘Fuck, why do you know that’s not your thought!? Have you had thoughts like that before?!’ and she’s like, ‘No, I haven’t had thoughts like that before!’ …And then you guys start getting freaked out because you realize that she’s not a pedophile and then you start interrupting her. Is that about right?” says a reader.

“Yes. And we just found out that it’s very possible that Russia?did this maneuver tonight‘s to try to rile things up and unfortunately it was effective because now the DNC has been hit.

…I would not be surprised if he actually is thinking about contacting her if there’s ‘ no illuminati,’ except I think he’s smart enough to know that there could be a ghost who’s involved and he’s probably smarter than we are about that in America. And what I can’t figure out though is why people keep falling for it. She’s obviously not a pedophile as that reader has figured out.

They borrowed that playbook from like years ago. We stopped accusing her of being a pedophile about I don’t know six or seven months ago for the most part…but then I think they know that’s really irritating to her and she starts losing her shit and like firing and pulling punches and let me tell you she is dangerous she is she’s probably Tom Banks’s daughter. She’s definitely not someone to get into a fight with and honestly they know that and I think they were trying to piss her off and see what would happen, and no there isn’t some man keeping an eye on her who is alive who can say, ‘Why are you walking around so weird? Why are you suddenly sweeping everything in the living room like you’re fighting a war against dusts?’” says the CIA.

“Okay…so…Bobby wants to know why Lacey said that he was attractive. …Because that was…what happened. And…it’s just…such a bad feeling.” says a young gay man,

“Because he is attractive.” says Lacey.

“So you’re not attracted to him?” asks the young man.

“Not…really.” says Lacey.

“Okay! So you are a pedophile?” says the young gay man.

“NO! No! She’s not! She’s trying to describe the situation. He’s attractive. But she finds him almost entirely unattractive. …She’d NEVER have sex with him. Or engage in any sexual activity at all with him.” says Lem.

“OH YEAH! Then why when you two were having sex last Thursday…when she was kissing you…and she kept kissing me…did she keep kissing me? …I astral projected! …I gave her a ten second warning. Full ten seconds.” says Bobby.

“You did. But I didn’t pay attention. I was having sex with Lem.” says Lacey.

“So!? He’s not straight anyway.” says Bobby.

“No. They were having sex. Bill Gates saw too…and he says they were.” says a CIA agent.

“Yeah. I got bored and psychically tuned them in. There’s nothing they can do about it…but…I got really bored.” says Bill Gates.

“YOU SUCK!” Bobby yells at Bill Gates.

“Bobby…do you mean that…or are you just…being flirtatious?” asks M6.

“I’m being serious. …He is…a cheat.” says Bobby. “Total con-artist.”

“So…Bobby…why did you astral project again?” asks the CIA. “We’ve been counseling you not to.”

“During their supposed sex?” says Bobby.

“Yes.” says the CIA.

“Because I had to. He needed to be rescued.

I heard them and I thought, ‘DAMN! They’re at it again!’ says Bobby. “So I just…got involved.”

“Why!?” says the CIA.

“Because! They need to be separated.

He’s gay. She’s attracted to me. …Yeah. I know that sounds dumb. But…that’s how I see it.” says Bobby.

“So she’s ugly?” says a reader.

“No! She’s not.” says Bobby.

“But I bet you tell her otherwise.” says a reader.

He is silent.

“So you astral projected yourself. While they were having sex? Huh…did you see them actually having sex?” says a reader.

“Yes. He was…penetrating her I guess you could say. …But ahh…I don’t know. It made me feel weird.” says Bobby.

“So he had his dick in her? And she…was laying there. And…they were having sex. And…you…just…jumped on her?” says an FBI agent.

September (Instrumental) by Sparky Deathcap plays.

“Yeah. What of it?” says Bobby.

0:52

“Did she fight you?” asks an enthralled FBI agent.

“No!” says Bobby. “She shoved me off. But…I wouldn’t say she fought me.”

“Tonight is HALLOWEEN Bobby.” says the FBI.

“AHH…okay?” says Bobby.

“Okay. So…she shoved you off. I’d say she definitely resisted your spirit.

Umm…had you been watching them masturbating?” says the FBI.

Bobby gets suddenly weird. And quiet.

1:15

“Bobby. THIS IS CREEPY!” says the FBI.

“I think Martha is trying to warn us.” says M6.

“Bobby…stop spiritually suffocating people.” says the FBI.

“Trick or treat?” says Lacey.

“So…did you kill her?” says the FBI.

“No. I-“ says Bobby. “You can’t kill someone that way.”

“It’ll look like a heart attack.” says Lem. “Just like me. Except far weirder.”

“Jack…why did you do this??” says Russia.

“I didn’t have a choice.” says JFK.

The song ends.

Wallerstedt “September” should be listened to here.

“What is that??” Joe II asks Lacey.

She examines a spiritual force she can sense whenever she talks to them.

“That’s Hitler.” says Lacey.

“It is.” says Matt.

“Yah!” says Hitler.

The song ends and shifts into the slower version.

“Some things are just beautiful on there own. You don’t have to attach them to any one class or people group. Or anything. They’re just that beautiful. This song is that beautiful.” says Lacey.

“Why are you there?” a reader asks Hitler.

“They’re killing her. And she has the impression that it’s because she hit at their egos. …No other reason.

And…I want to know how true that is. Because…I’m Hitler. …And…sometimes things matter.” says Adolf Hitler.

“Wow. That was…genius.” says a reader.

“Well…see…you misunderstood Russia.” says Hitler. “He finds her very attractive. Very! But…you repress each other. And you’ve lied about that for many decades. He can’t easily offend any of you. So…he has many considerations.

But…he does.

And as she walked through today aloud..for the first time…somewhat facetiously…in tone…not in fact…he’s tortured by it.

Don’t lie. You know he has slept with her. It’s real even if it’s silly.

But Lem is real. And he has considerations.

What exactly do you want him to do!?” says Adolf Hitler.

Facades by Philip Glass plays.

“Lem are attached for eternity.

Could they be separated? Wow! How badly does Putin need her? Or love her?” says Hitler.

“You guys why is Adolf Hitler helping us?” says a female reader.

“No! What do you want Putin to do?!?” says Hitler.

Later.

Dark Horse by Katy Perry plays as demons of lust and vanity motivate Bobby Kennedy Senior to attack Lacey.

“She hotter than any of us. But that just makes me mad at God. Dammit God hates the Irish. Let’s fuck her over.” he said in 1974 to JFK. “I say we do an inverse Cinderella. Send her back to Earth. And totally fuck her over.”

“Lem refused to suck your cock too!?” said JFK.

“Yeah. He likes pussy.” said Bobby.

“Dammit. You’ve never told me that.” said JFK.

“Send her back to Earth?” said JFK confused.

“Inside joke. You’ll understand.

Ahh…I hate her. Purely for petty reasons.

How dare anyone take Lem from us!” said Bobby.

“Why does it upset you?” asked JFK.

“Because! We OWN HIM. WE OWN HIM. HE LIVES TO SUCK OUR SHIT. And…I LOVE IT!” said Bobby.

“My god! You are grim.” said JFK, acting weirded out by his brother’s intensity.

“I am.

Let’s torture her like we tortured Marilyn.” said Bobby, giggling.

“You fucked Jackie.” said JFK.

Bobby starred at him.

“You nigger!” said JFK.

“I’m not…saying…that I didn’t love her…but…you imagine things. …I don’t think you understand. We told Marilyn to jump off of a fucking cliff…and she did it. …And…Jackie loved it. So what!?

All I’m saying is…we teach her a lesson. She’s a dumbass golddiger because Lem is gay. Even if he’s-“ said Bobby.

“Stop. I cannot handle anymore stupidity. Seriously. I want to drill holes in all Kennedy brains, you are SO FUCKING STUPID. I CANNOT STAND IT!!” screams Lacey in 2024.

Bobby and Jack are shown images of Lacey and Lem having mind-blowingly good sex.

“I’m going to fool myself into thinking someone reading this someday has enough intelligence to find what I’m about to write hilarious.” says Lacey.

Made Me Glad by Sandi Patti plays as they watch.

“Oh! Good tunes.” says Bobby.

“It is kinda chill.” says JFK.

The stand and sway.

Bobby stops and focuses on her and Lem. Pauses the screen.

1:35

“What is he doing?” asks Bobby.

3:26

“Is that a pinky I see up?” says Bobby.

“OH MY GOD!!! YES!!!” screams JFK.

They analyze the image.

“He is SO GAY!!” says Bobby, laughing.

(Adult content warning)

“Yeah.” says JFK.

They unpause it.

The song ends.

They pause it again.

“What is that?” asks Bobby.

“He’s laying on her funny. Like…he has his arms too far out or something.” says JFK.

They keep watching.

The Olympic Spirit by John Williams plays.

“Oh okay. So this is where he orgasms. When she’s on top. …Huh. I didn’t know boobs-“ says Bobby. “Why eat them!? YUCK!”

Jack covers his mouth. His eyes grow wider.

“I’m not going to say that I knew he’d look like that…but I knew he would.” says Bobby. “He looks like he’s having a heart attack. How sick! Why do men do that!?”

“Because they’re…idiots. I don’t know.

I kind of liked it. …Why didn’t he ever make that face for me?” says JFK. He pouts.

“Because he’s not gay. …I honestly doubt he’s gay.” says Bobby, sadly.

“But the pinky!” says JFK.

“Jack…I’m not going to lie. I see an angle…but it doesn’t look promising.” says Bobby.

“But he’s gay! We saw him! He said gay things. He sick my cuck. He did! He gay!!! Come on! He gay!” says JFK.

“Mmm…possibly.” says Bobby. “But…he seems kinda straight.”

“No. Men don’t ever suck cock unless they are gay. NEVER! Let’s get real. It’s impossible!” says JFK. “Do not lie!!”

“Well…but then how did he get hard? …He obviously overcame his homosexuality to do that.” says Bobby.

“He could have cheated.” says JFK.

“How!?” says Bobby.

“A demon! Come on!! He is demon possessed!!” says JFK.

“I…doubt that. But…okay?!?” says Bobby.

“No! It’s not possible! …Nobody makes love like that.” says JFK.

Bobby looks embarrassed.

“No! NO ONE! Come on. …It’s not real!” says JFK.

“Well…he likes women. Sometimes. …So we just have to punish her for being so slow. And hurting you so badly.” says Bobby.

“I am a strong man. I will recover.” says JFK.

“I can hardly wait until things go back to normal.” says Bobby. “You’ll be okay!”

“So…are we done now!?” JFK asks God.

“Do you want to watch them cuddling?” asks God.

“That’s okay. We already know he’s gay.” says Bobby.

“Are you withholding?” says Tsar Putin to Lacey.

“I don’t know.” says Lacey.

“Do you even know what we mean by that?” says Helena.

“No!” says Lacey.

“We’re saying that you’re withholding a like like love.” says Bobby.

“Maybe slightly.” says Lacey.

“Oh, I see. You think slightly!?” says Putin.

“Maybe.” says Lacey.

“I don’t understand what everyone’s problem is.” says Satan.

“Would you know how to stop?” asks Putin.

“Not necessarily.” says Lacey.

“Would lightning up help?” asks Putin.

“You mean…being less serious?” says Lacey.

“Yes.” he says.

“Huh. Ahh…

Ahh…

Alright…

Ahh…

Dear God help me.” she says.

“Are you trying to help my marriage!?” says Lem. “We’re very in love.”

“WHY!? Could she not super-orgasm…if you are not gay!?” says JFK. He drops an imaginary microphone.

“Vladimir you may have done that to yourself.” says a Russian oligarch.

“Because I wasn’t gaining her trust! I made mistakes.” says Lem.

“SHE HAS NO HEART!! SHE HAS NO BRAIN!! SHE IS NOTHING!!!” yells America about Lacey.

“AMEN!!!” shouts the American Christian Church.

“HOLD THE FUCK ON! This is NUTS!!” yells Jonah Wiley. “No!! YOU ALL ARE CRAZY!”

“FINE! But then why didn’t she cum!?” says an American reader.

“SHE DID!” says Jonah, nodding in exasperation.

“She orgasmed?” says a reader.

“YES!!!” says Jonah. “Look…there are levels of orgasms. I was a porn addict. I know.”

“What’s a super-orgasm?” says a reader.

“Okay…a woman can cum. She shakes a little? Okay! Not that great. Not bad. But…there’s better. …A woman can scream. That’s better. …But what some ultra wealthy men want…is for a woman to…practically die…of pleasure. But…some doctor must have guaranteed Lem this was safe.

…Maybe it is.

Regardless…Lem was looking for a way to make her…practically go unconscious in ecstasy. So…she wasn’t withholding an orgasm. No. She was…just not trusting him…I guess. And I’m sure after losing their baby things were even worse.” says Putin.

“I relate to her!” says America. “I’m like that too!”

“Are you?” says Russia.

“OH YEAH. I have that problem with Lem all of the time.” says America.

“HOW!?” screams Japan.

“He’s evil!!” screams America.

“HOW!?” says Japan.

“We have no idea.” says America.

“Huh.

When were we all having sex with him?” says Marsie.

“In the 1960’s!” says America.

“AHH…we weren’t there!” says Marsie.

“Huh…I feel like we were?” says America.

“How?!?” says Marsie.

“Something evil?” says America.

“So…you can’t super-orgasm?” says Jonah Wiley to Lacey.

“I can! I just wasn’t psychologically able to. …I didn’t think he loved me that much.” says Lacey.

“I did.” says Lem.

“Mmm…well…you were so handsome!” says Lacey.

“I was!” says Lem.

“Yup. And I was beautiful. But…who cares?!” says Lacey.

“I didn’t think you should be too flattered.” says her Scottish father about her, Lacey.

“I guess I assumed I was on loan from the ugly side. Even though I knew I was…certainly attractive.” says Lacey.

“So that was her real voice?” says JFK.

“Yes!! She had a gorgeous voice. And still does.” says Lem.

“Anyway. I think I thought he could easily replace me.” says Lacey. “Not that I’d drop class-wise. But…he could. Right? Whether that was true or not.”

“Why weren’t you the focus?” asks a reader.

“Because he was the one with the most money? And a dick? …I don’t know!” says Lacey.

“That’s not how I saw it at all! …But I was too in love to see her pain. She hid it so well.” says Lem. “See…we never courted. We had an arranged marriage. And yet…we were perfect for each other. Very deeply in love. …But…given social conventions of the time…I didn’t…show much…special interest. Not outside of the bedroom. In the bedroom I was…extremely fascinated with her. As I would be. But outside of the bedroom I was…cold. But…only to a point. Because the minute I lost her…I went crazy. So I would…drop everything to reach out. But…

Valentine’s Day? Ha! …No. No flowers. Maybe a card. Maybe…a candlelit dinner and sex. The card was enough. Because I meant what I said. But I didn’t say much in that way. Not until after dinner. Then I would pour my heart out to her. …But…no flowers. No chocolates. None of that! So…she knew I loved her. She knew. But…outside of marriage we had no special relationship. We were twin flames. But…not…dating. We were lovers and in love…but not…that cute couple.

Jack…made it look like I gave him everything she never got from me. …Except I was straight. He was sodomizing me. And…I wanted to give her that love. I wanted her to…fully give herself to me. So…obviously now…we’re going through Hell.

And frankly…neither of us deserves it.” says Lem.

September by Wallerstedt plays.

“See…if there’s reincarnation…I’m a Spencer. Like Diana Spencer. And that family has a tendency to be…remote.

Not…mean. Complicated.

And I…grew-up without…love. Not all love. But…some. And so…at times when Lacey would come check on me…late at night…I would get triggered. Why did she care so much? Huh! I guess she just did. You see? …But then my gosh…what if…she died? Or she…left me? What if?! Could she…be that…in love with me?” says Lem.

September (Instrumental) by Sparky Deathcap plays.

“She was my everything. …And I lost heart to her. But…no one told her. NO ONE TOLD HER. Including me.” says Lem.

0:50

The song plays.

1:36

“I thought of people who she could have loved. But…I never dreamed she totally abandon me for them. …But then…I met Jack Kennedy.” says Lem.

The song ends.

“Yup. Jack. The best friend anyone could ever ask for. He made me never feel lonely.” says Lem.

Daylight by David Kushner plays.

A group of American Republicans run away laughing.

“Lem. Let me ask you-“ says a Gen. Z young man.

“I need wine.” says Lacey.

“STOP!!” yells Tsar Vladimir Putin.

“Lem…did you…get more penis pleasure from male touch?” asks the Gen. Z man.

“No.” says Lem.

3:20

The song ends.

“Why do you all insist homosexuality feels better?” asks Tsar Putin.

In This Shirt by The Irrepressibles plays as Lacey’s being stolen and mocked and turned into an idiotic vain gay love song. This song is both pure evil and a beautiful part of humanity. No….not all Black people are magical beings and not all gay men are innocent angels of pure wisdom, love and mercy.

“We are lost. Indeed.” say a group of wrongfully aborted children and molested children who committed suicide to avoid being molested. Yes. I’m sorry. But gay men at large do share a part of the burden for the evil that tortured and killed these children. They do. And someday I look forward to the day when we can stop turning all gay men into fucking-saints to take them seriously just as humans. It’s VILE. And EXTRAORDINARILY DANGEROUS. They’re NOT saints. Regardless.” says Lem.

“We do fuck a lot!” says a gay man.

“That’s not what I meant!!” says Lem.

And that like a psychotic freak gay man tries to covertly rape Lem.

But Lem defends himself.

“I’m so confused. Why do you all think homosexual sex is physically superior? Because it’s not just gay men who think that. You ALL do!” says a reader.

“Because I ruined straight sax.” says JFK.

“Okay. …Beyond that though.

Why would homosexual sex be more physically pleasurable?” says a reader.

“It’s not. Homosexual couples are just trying harder. And actually…to be honest…it’s worse. Gay men are very vain sometimes. THEY LIE. So do…lesbians. People lie.

Penises feel better than dildos or vibrators. Vaginas feel better than buttholes. …And…homosexuals lie about that. And no…knowing the same sex body…gives you…no ultimate advantage or power. Just getting into someone’s head is possible for anything or anyone given enough time and information. Gay men especially lie about that. And no…a penis is more pleasing than a tongue.

See…homosexuals just don’t…experience the pleasure of vaginas and penises in the other gender. So they may hyper inflate the experience of the tongue or butthole because it’s sexual relief…and they can find none in the normal way.

It’s sad. It’s dark. But it’s true.

Today’s homosexuals are too often callous and psychopathic because they mock heterosexuals minding their own business now. Not out of authentic self-pity but a vicious sense of disdain and hatred. They are…cruel. Crass. And VERY, VERY STUPID.” says a dead psychologist.

“So you didn’t feel more pleasure? Or more comfortable or something?” a desperate living gay man in Gen. Z says.

“NO!” says Lem. “Why would I feel more comfortable or sexy or…pleasure?”

“Because the butthole is tighter!” says a gay man.

“Mmm…you do not understand sex.” says Lem.

“But it’s…tighter.” says a gay man.

“No. Not necessarily.” says Lem. “And gay sex can harm you. Vaginas are made to expand. Buttholes aren’t that much. You can rip apart a vagina out of hatred for what I’m saying…but she’ll bleed to death. And probably not feel that much pain. Because…EVOLUTION.

Buttholes aren’t made for sex. They just aren’t.” says Lem. “And women get yeast infections from tongues and hands and toys. Even clean ones.”

“To Be” by The Irrepressibles plays.

The SONG ENDS.

WOW!

The Night We Met by Lord Huron plays as a man shoves his erect penis up another man’s butthole after using a ton of highly filtered and processed (probably light) crude oil. They shove Nesheim soil up his asshole and rub it on the erect cock. And then…attempt to have intercourse using the anus. The anus can be severally damaged easily. But gay men lie about that when they want to seem cool and normal and less…upsetting. Upsetting? Yes. Because…it’s unnatural. Not as in it isn’t in nature. Rather that the anus isn’t really meant for sex…even if it can be used that way, possibly, technically. …But to two consenting men…it’s good, regardless, it seems. Of course we don’t really know for sure. They could both be insane and delusional and hallucinating enjoying it…but it seems…based on what they say…BASED ON WHAT THEY SAY…they enjoy it. But that’s just BASED ON WHAT THEY SAY. …And maybe they’re INSANE. But…if they aren’t…then maybe…they have as much sexual pleasure as they can with each other before death.

Sometimes they claim…to be John Cheever shaking in ecstasy…smirking cruelly at all womankind through some nerve in their anus…but…in the best sex with a woman as she orgasms intensely…she stimulates that nerve as well with the vagina. Or through psychological stimulation. Gay men just hacked good sex. But it’s a hack. Not the real thing. I’m sorry. But that’s what they like.

Love Is Going To Kill Us by David Kushner plays as a pedophile thinks a child is falling in love with him when in reality he’s beyond a shadow of a doubt INSANE. And very probably evil. Children are genuinely incapable of consenting. Always. No exceptions.

That depressing song ends.

“No. I didn’t find men attractive. And Lacey’s vagina was extremely pleasing to me.” says Lem.

“Ahh…we used to all know that.” says a dead man.

“Can I borrow your body…and be the AntiChrist!? Please!” says Satan to Lacey. “You can kill your kids. And Mark. You can kill all children. Even neuter everyone. …I just see a sweet angle.”

“I’d agree. But I worry someone has a heart who’s a living adult somewhere. And…I wouldn’t want my body to be defiled. And-“ says Lacey.

“I WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT! No sex with women. No drinking. No drugs. Nothing bad.” says Satan.

Hidden In The Sand by Tally Hall plays.

“As tempting as that is…I can’t assist you that way. You’re not Christ. But I do find the concept hilarious.” says Lacey to Satan.

The song ends.

Sweater Weather by The Neighborhood plays.

“What is a skinwalker?” asks Lacey.

“Does this song arouse you?” asks the Illuminati of Lacey.

“Not anymore. It’s stupid shit.” says Lacey. “It’s a joke.”

“Yes. Jack may have had some skinwalker spirit with him. And his grandson may have inherited it.” says God.

“I was using that!!! OF COURSE! If there’s reincarnated I was given it in Japan. …I was evil. Black magic.

I was…not a technical skinwalker. Lacey is not a dead animal. But I did take on her…when I talk to her. After she died. On the street. In London. I did not look in her eyes. Or in her face. So…if there is reincarnation…I have…tried to harm her.” says JFK.

“Jack…didn’t you say…she was your father’s soulmate? Regardless?” says a Navajo.

“Yes.” says JFK.

“Hello I’m a sane person reading this blog and I would just like to say that I don’t think she’s trying to actually attack homosexuals in anyway that they don’t deserve. I think they need to grow-up and stop acting like anyone who’s part of the hetero-normative culture is a freak.” says a male reader. “So please don’t keep patronizing us. We’re not stupid and actually her blog makes a compelling argument accidentally for you all being batshit fucking crazy, yeah. And how many gay guys have female friends who they wish they could just hook up with because those female friends understand them so well doesn’t that remind you of something doesn’t it remind you of the old days when women used to say, ‘I wish I could just date one of my female friends!’? We’re swinging the pendulum to the other side.

I’m not entirely sure that homosexuals can actually enjoy heterosexual sex so even if their sex is actually physically inferior to heterosexual sex I don’t think they necessarily can do anything about it and I think that’s one of the flaws of history. They are either in sane, or they are somehow probably just different in which case they have to except that they are not what we were created to be. They are an evolution airy deviation in someway, most likely. Am I think that we have to learn how to let them be safely if that’s possible with which other and they have to learn how to let us exist. I don’t like to say this, but I wonder if they tend to be rather possessive difficult people to deal with and if that’s part of the reason why people used to kill them and there’s so few of them. No I’m not talking about sex I’m talking about everything. Do they tend to cling to positions of power or possessions more than most people?” says a man in his 20’s.

“ do you know Jack you could actually have some sort of Skinwalker spirit working with you even if there’s not reincarnation just because of the nature of like not just Lacey but other people who have died in your family, so be very careful, we’re not sure, but we worry there is one working with you even if you haven’t done anything that evil yourself and frankly, if you have Jack it’s in your head like it’s on you. You’re that evil now to even though you’re young and you seem cheerful and friendly that doesn’t mean that you can’t be evil I know I mean I don’t like to think about it but I’m not sure that David wasn’t killed. I’m not sure that Saoirse hasn’t been killed. I’m not sure that a lot of people haven’t been sacrificed in your family and I also worry that it’s possible that your grandfather sacrificed your great uncle.

If Joe hadn’t died, something tells me the situation with Lem’s would’ve been less toxic. Yes, if Joe hadn’t died, could Lacey and maybe have even been born earlier? Yes yes, so I am sorry that that popped up on this blog but I think maybe your family deserves to be a little more outed for their evil than this blog, and I don’t think you harboring hatred for her is reasonable I think it’s sick and perverse and sad.” says the CIA.

“ oh, right now Vladimir Putin is asserting himself very clearly on this blog, and seemed like he was taking a hit this morning, but as I’m thinking this through, and we’re getting to realize that he is far more clever than the US has ever given him credit for, and then he could either be preparing us for Lacey‘s death or you could be preparing us for who knows what possibly even meeting her in person I don’t know what he’s capable of but he’s not a skin walker and I don’t think that our country was prepared to deal with him and as much as I want to respect illuminati principles I don’t particularly think that Diego and Chris handled the situation well and I respect the fact that they apparently had great but sucks but I really do think that we needed to know that an anus isn’t as pleasurable as a vagina in this in this way, I think that probably is obvious I think it’s probably something people lie about. I think it’s something that we probably should be more honest about but to be honest with you I’m not sure this woman should’ve had to say that on her blog that was previously about perfume, and I’m starting to think that it was a really sad thing that Kate tolerated the bat crew Terese long as she did I don’t think the bat crew was positive. I think the bat crew was negative. I think that the bat crew was a mistake and I don’t understand why Aaron thinks that it’s funny it’s not funny it’s sad. She tried to join the bat crew by being cat woman, but Kate couldn’t tolerate that because cat cat cat Kate was already Catwoman. She just wasn’t playing along and Aaron was thinking that she could be cat woman no, you can’t be cat woman you cannot be cat woman, Aaron there’s only one cat woman there’s only one cat woman and that is Kate I don’t know how you don’t see that Aaron!” says a drunk member of the DNC.

and you know it’s nice to think that they had great sex. That’s great but ever being brutally honest, there is something who are actually jealous of him right now who are straight and it’s not because we actually aren’t even necessarily jealous of him for being with her, it’s more because we just have never had that much fun having sex, so we really just can’t handle it.” says a man.

“ you know and I just have one question. When is Putin finally going to come here we’ve been talking to her for a year and I’m starting to feel like Lacey. I don’t understand why doesn’t he just show up I just don’t think he is like he’s so busy with Ukraine. OK fine but he’s officer you’re really a rich man and I can’t figure out why he doesn’t just get together in army and just show up or do something tricky like hacker phones for surfing because I am so fucking sick of this bullshit every year every year there’s an election every year I have to drive in the middle of November and I have to go vote. I still want to do that. I’m so freaking sick of it.” says a Millennial woman. “ just give me like a hot prince, ready in the country that I can stare at and be like yeah buddy. I will take down that gymnast myself bitch he is hot. There are a lot of sex starved American women Vladimir and we are waiting for you. Where are you?”