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“Would you really have actually made a move on me?” says Lacey.

“Yes, I would have. If if God had allowed me to to be with you, I would have absolutely.” he says.

“That’s very shocking.” says Lacey.

“I knew you’d feel that way, which is why I didn’t do it. But it is true.” says Matt.

Lacey sits and thinks.

“It’s getting very hard to be alive and I’m not saying that because of this. It’s just-it’s getting very difficult to be alive.” says Lacey. 

“I think you’re confused. I came onto you.” says Matt to Lacey.

“Who were you? I barely I knew you, but I didn’t really know you who were you.” says Lacey.

“ part of the reason I wanted to kill myself was because I saw some of the child hostages who were within US custody in Iraq. I know I was I was I’m sorry I was dealing with very top-secret information and then trusted me but they also knew that I had no idea what was going on, no idea and so it was like you know Matt’s never going to figure this out that these kids are really being transported because they’re going to be used as hostages for people for sexual purposes or what we would call sexual purposes it’s not really sexual because the truth is the kids are just being abused, but I saw some of the kids they would report. They were all crammed together in like one room and they all looks like they were waiting for some thing and it wasn’t. It wasn’t necessarily for someone to come and molest them. It was partially they were waiting for drugs. They would drug the kids and with sedatives partially because they thought that it was helpful to keep them from being yeah, too loud or screaming, or overly traumatized by all the bombing and then partially because they were more vulnerable. That way US soldiers would use them temp. Sometimes I Rockies frequently would and it was really hard to see but I had no idea what I was sick. I thought they were all these kids just in these random rooms together it’s like an orphanage or something but you know there wasn’t time to sit around chitchatting asking tons of questions and I just didn’t it didn’t come to me to do it one way or another and never came to me to ask who are these kids? What’s going on?

But then, when I saw you no information coming out in the last year about the kids that were child hostages I don’t even read about them on her blog I thought that’s what it was. That’s what I saw were those child hostages.

Do you know do you want me to be blunt with you soon? It is just a crap being molested, but actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if the father that raised me who I would claim molested me he would probably disagree, but that’s what I recall and it probably happened, he did molest me covertly regardless, I am not so covertly in someways, but it’s not really worth talking about necessarily, but the pointers of being molested and possibly been given drugs myself I can speak from experience and saying it doesn’t last long when you give a child drugs like that psychologically, it actually sort of snaps them out of it. And they stop thinking that the whole thing makes sense cause it’s sort of like why are you what the fuck is going on you know cause it’s like he starts or interacting with the supernatural when you’re a little bit intoxicated and so the children might seem more easy but the truth is there more distant why were they doing that to suppose?” says Lacey.

“ because they were thinking that it would help their evil cause so to speak.” says Matt.

“ well that shows that they have no freaking idea what’s going on poor bastards. I hope they don’t go to hell.” says Lacey.

“ you’re right there probably doesn’t work either. I am I started hating myself though before I killed myself because I started thinking about those kids and I kept thinking there was one little girl in particular who is dark and sweet and she looks so sad and I just wanted to go back in time and rescue her.” says Matt. “ The way she looked out the window like her whole life was already over. She was only four or five years old probably and I think why the hell was I defending this country with these children that are being used like that I thought people died, and that little girl sat there, that’s what I was doing and I just couldn’t stand it anymore. My kids seemed like spoiled brats compared to those kids a lot of the kids that I coach seem like spoiled brats compared to those poor children and I just thought you know what I’ve screwed up. My head is just totally insane. There’s something horribly wrong with me. It’s not that I am right And that American kids are very spoiled and that those kids would’ve been better off dead or growing up thinking that America was a good place not that we were going to somehow let them suffer. And so I am I killed myself because I thought I mean Dad Amin coach I’m not kind and wicked anyway there are many reasons why I killed myself, but that was one of them.” says Matt.

“ um why didn’t you just do something about it? It never occurred to you?” says Lacey.

“ do you mean like start a Civil War?” says Matt.

“ I am yeah I didn’t mean to start Civil War actually or or something along those lines because I feel like you could have gone back there if you really planned it and bomb those children but I suppose that was a long time ago now.” says Lacey.

“ no I mean this is part of what I’m fighting for Lacey if I’m not lying it is it’s part of the reason I’m fighting and fighting in Ukraine was because I got sick of hearing about shit like that all the time your country is financially destitute Matthew and China knows that all of Asia knows that South America knows that I know that Europe is in denial about it and they enable the United States to pretend like it’s not happening. Lacey knows him so be careful talking to Lacey. It’s not an ego boost even if you were British aristocrat I’m a Romanov so be careful and I mean that very kindly.” says Tsar Putin.

“ I actually find encouraging because I don’t like to wallow in despair so it’s nice to know that someone gives a shit who is still alive.” says Matt.

“ I better I guess, huh?” says Tsar Putin.

“ I will hold you to it as a gentleman I will hold you to it.” says Matt.

Tsar Putin nods.

“ I wonder if they’re all alive or dead? I think a lot of them are probably dead. A few of them might be alive.” says Lacey.

“You know the truth is though they sensed your love, even if you never said anything in their spirits, they could tell that you cared.” says God.

“ oh damn, no see that’s the freaking thing that is so irritating about me. I actually care on a very high or like a higher level maybe not like reincarnate like not New Age necessarily but on a higher level, I actually do care but the brutal part of me thinks. Oh what a rotten loser you are Matthew how could you not know that that was the kind of shit that was happening?” says Lacey,

“ I didn’t think this country was like that.” says Matt.

“Why? Your grandfather knew better. Why did you think that this country was so good?” says Lacey. 

“And that’s why I fell in love with you.” says Matt.

“ but then why did you have that kind? All right then why did you have that confusion?” says Lacey.

“ what did I miss?” says Matt.

Lacey thinks.

“ people thought my grandfather was insane and my family was very embarrassed by it and so I grew up not wanting to make waves or for people to think that I was like him and so you know even if I had a doctoral degree in my subconscious from the University of Observation I was not one to ever site, advertise such credentials. And so I did, I just I knew the same way that you knew to some degree, but I didn’t realize that it was real the way that you instinctively did and do.

If your father is actually biologically Tom that is genetic and if not, then it’s complicated, but you just knew you just instantly knew you knew you knew you just knew. So what was it? What was it about the way that not told you the information about my grandfather’s research? What was it that tips you off to thinking that it was a real?” says Matt.

“ it it was just it was just simply that it was the way that Tonette said it. If I’m illegitimate, I picked up on some thing intuitively with her just because I might have had to live through the holocaust or I might’ve had to deal with some thing with someone in my generation that was very difficult to deal with very intuitively so it was the way she said it I think or something but her eyes in the way she held her face and the way she looked to the side and look down it was something about the way she did that that made me think oh dear, she thinks this is actually possible.

And I said no no no this is legitimate. This woman is not stupid and she’s very real and authentic and I think that she’s telling me the truth. And so I said no no I don’t think people don’t take this seriously enough. I think there could even be more there that he doesn’t know and so are unlike you if I had seen that film that you might have seen that documents child hostages whatever it is that you saw that indicated that to you, I might have thought oh fuck it I’m going to start destroying things, and my strategy would’ve been to top of the US and being the military mind that I am, I might actually be able to do it.” says Lacey.

“ yeah, I am a man and I am far superior to you. It’s a joke I know but it’s interesting. I would actually love to know what you would come up with, but you’ll have to know that I might share it with some people.” says Matt.

“ and I would even bet that I could come up with it myself I just never thought to.” says Lem.

“ well, this is awkward.” says Matt.

“ i’m so sorry you’re dead. I did find you attractive and I just thought it was bizarre and I didn’t want to be inappropriate.” says Lacey.

“ you can’t do that you can’t do that Lacey can’t do that.” says Matt.

“ what was I supposed to do at your wedding wearing my brown dress?” says Lacey.

“ I have no idea either Lacey or I have I have no idea I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know either.” says Maria.

“ what was I supposed to do?” says Lacey.

“ did you just breathe better than you have the whole time?” says Helena.

“

But yes, no way (says JFK)

“ yes, Innoway, I did.” says Lacey. 

“ that was a breath from your past life potentially, I may have worked that one out.” says Helena.

“ that actually is nice thank you I needed that oxygen don’t harm yourself so giving that to me please Jesus protect them in Jesus name.” says Lacey.

Nothin’ by N. O. R. E. plays.

“I’m sorry but you don’t get it. We win.” says Chris Hayes on behalf of him and Diego.

Just A Lil Bit by 50 Cent plays.

For a minute the songs plays.

Let Me Blow Your Mind by Eve plays. For a minute.

“So what we do is, we go home after work and we have pot my wife and I and then we sit there in the basement smoking some-some weed for about an hour and just catching-up with each other and then the nanny takes care of the kids. Gets them some dinner. Gets them dressed for the for the night and then we get back to work. I work from home on the computer sometimes in the basement and I make phone calls and then I my wife likes to mix Jack Daniels and Diet Coke for me. I love that combination. It’s simple but it’s damn good.

I just sit there and knock out some thoughts for the next day or the next week and email them to my producers. Stuff like that dumb orange man? Right?

And then I’ll usually have a late dinner or sometimes I go out and then I go back home and go to sleep and then just start all over the next day because I don’t have to get up that early. I usually go out at right. I was going out more but I still do somewhat and I usually leave around 10 AM for work, so yeah and the nanny comes early and takes kids with my wife to school in our Mercedes. No we don’t have a driver but we do have a car. We have a nice Mercedes and we park and then with the parking? Yeah, it’s very expensive! And I mean our kids go to very elite schools.

And no I mean my life is just getting the kids to school doing a little work, eating and my nanny takes care of the kids to some degree. We don’t have her as much as we used to but now she still comes over sometimes just to help out because yeah, we’re really busy and I have a lot of social events to get to. So she helps.

I get paid a lot but I end-up spending an enormous amount on food, entertainment, the nanny, the car insurance. But sometimes protective services for my family too and I don’t have like a lot left so I’ve only got a net worth about $4 or $5 million. I don’t have more than that and it’d be nice if I did but I don’t so yeah in about 10 years when I retire, I only have about $4 or $5 million to retire on or so in five years when I retire I’ll only have $4 or $5 million to retire on and coming from my background that feels like financial security. Coming from your background, it scares you.” says Chris.

“Alright then let’s compete. I’ll tell you about Lacey schedule.” says Matt. “Lacey wakes-up at 7:30 AM every morning to the sound of sunshine in her soft perfectly white bed. She drinks, hot, lemon, and ginger water from a Lennox mug in her Audi in her heated passenger seat. Leather seat, Bose sound system.

To drop her daughter off at a private school of notable value. Things went better as the week went on. She’s hopeful her daughter will be able to stay at the school. It’s a Catholic school. Lacey and her daughter started praying and using the Sign Of The Cross after every prayer and since doing so they’ve noticed that things have been slightly less evil.

Then she comes home and has her breakfast served her.

It’s freshly ground, coffee sometimes made from home-roasted coffee beans. She eats off of vintage plates that she bought an estate sale that once were in an actual mansion, their old Corelle. She’s had a pretty decent set that has stayed in great condition for over five years that she bought for under $30 and they’re safe, they’re well-made, there’s no poison in them that we know of and they’re white, easy to clean, very practical, and very relaxed.

But she has coffee in the cup and no, great set! It’s not the appropriate thing for coffee but it’s OK it’s very Midwestern. It’s very middle class and that’s just how we drink coffee at the farm we used to fire king, the white fire king we drink coffee out of those there’s probably still some of those there and that was that was wet That was what she had every summer at the farm and it’s unscrew up drinking coffee out of because she started drinking coffee when she was four. Not regularly, but she had a cup every once in a while when she was four at the farm, I didn’t drink coffee like that there I was rarely there I was there occasionally I spent more time with my grandfather who is her grandmother’s brother and yeah so anyway that was sort of a reference to that when she drinks out of the cup it’s sort of a reference in her mind to pleasant memories of drinking out of the cup that she used to drink out of her breakfast, no people are allowed to marry their second cousins and again let me refresh your memory she might not be even my biological cousin.

I am then she writes for hours every day recently otherwise she cleans she cleans the bathroom. She cleans the kitchen she cleans the does the laundry, dust vacuums washes the floors and stuff like that. When she’s riding all the time, the house gets quite messy her husband doesn’t do almost any cleaning. He helps out so much with the laundry and some up with the dishes but otherwise she does everything herself. And having anemia and being exhausted, and practically choking to death, when she eats for the last two years after being thrown down the stairs, it’s the house is not what it should be, but it’s not terrible.

The illuminati loves to do evil things to it with her kids like make her kids throw things on the floor when they know better her son has an obsession with collecting boogers, because Bob Seger thought it was funny when he was alive and so he collects boogers because he says that he’s going to put them under a microscope and they have to convince him to throw them away but he wants to try to keep them because he insists that he’s collected different shapes and sizes and colors and when they throw away his collection he gets very upset because he insists that he’s developing essentially out of a wealth of knowledge about snot. And yes, he’s a Lem’s son and he’s a very, very stable genius.

him so she keeps track of him. He does various different learning things throughout the day and he is he’s very well, and he’s very good at reading. He’s read a good deal of Mark Twain with his father and he’s currently reading the chronicles of Narnia. He can do some math, but he’s working on math ability. And that’s really short coming comes in as a teacher so she’s going to have to sort of jump. Start him on that but she’s going to have to breathe first you’re gonna have to start leaving her alone or are you at love’s gonna have to figure out some way to kill them all because they literally try to suffocate her every single fucking day. And she wakes up shaking from being tortured by these people and Jack Kennedy.

So his math education has so much falling off. He can do some math, but not as much as One would like will work out he’ll work on that.

He’s excellent at geography. He has an extraordinarily keen sense of geography. He’s decent at history. He knows that Credit he knows a pretty good amount about politics to to be honest and he has his own savings and baking account that he’s had for years.

Her daughter is socially quite successful even though she’s bullied it seems as though it’s possible that she’s a leader in the class amongst the girls, and that the child was bullying her may be going after her because the other girls see her daughter as a protective force. That little girl is not quite right in someway, and we care about her very much, but she seemingly does not quite understand, but hopefully she’ll grow out of it.

But after writing, and doing cleaning or things of that sort a she goes to pick up her daughter from school. There’s lunch at some point which is usually some thing that she finds or that’s brought to her and then she does cleaning or cooking and her rather luxurious kitchen, and often makes excellent organic exquisite dinners for her family. But she eats off of Wedgewood Edme. Meaken Ironstone. Limoges. English Abbey. And now she’s going to get some Royal Crown Derby. When she’s not being sadistically her ass, she likes to do gardening, and she prefers to be left in her own company when she’s gardening, her neighbors have not understood that yet and hopefully they will eventually gardening for her is some thing that she does in the safety of her own house, so to speak in the safety of her own yard and her own garden Without people staring at her, give me an ion her maybe but she doesn’t like company while she’s gardening that really is not at all some thing she likes that’s one of her biggest pet peeves actually is when people talk to her while she’s gardening, she hates that she tolerates it because she likes to shoot loves people, but she does not like people bothering her while she’s gardening for some reason that really irritates her.

I know she does not like canning because she’s afraid of poisoning people.

She has a very luxurious skin care regimen she is I mean that’s her day I guess so then when she when Shakira kids come home, she gets them something to eat. And then she writes or does housekeeping of course and I said she makes dinner so then there’s dinner and then they eat off of there genuinely elite dinnerware that she keeps in a very exquisite original 1900s wood built-in cabinet. You are and then they do you know so around and have a nice dinner chat discuss things under their $3000 chandelier on their thousand dollar antique wooden table. It’s perfect for me. It’s excellent, it’s beautiful. Oh, and then, after that, they brought in a branch off into different parts of the house the kids sometimes you know, play or talk to each other or watch some thing on television, and she often has some sort of sweet or some hot decaf, black tea and then it’s time eventually that for everyone to go to bed so everyone gets put to bed And then rest of them brushes her teeth and all that and then her that would be more but in bed she goes either goes to write her. She goes to have a snack and then it’s just time to go to sleep with him and that’s pretty much it.” says Matthew.

“ Chris I’m not entirely seeing how you’re superior at all to be honest you Stephen Ferrier to her you seem like her worker bee and that she’s not.” says the CIA. “ Was that one of the things that irritated you about her when you first start interacting with her is that you realized that she wasn’t working nearly as hard as you were in your perception of things, and you felt as though you were entitled to a hell of a lot more respect from her You know, Chris that’s part of the problem with interacting with people telepathically the way that you chose to you don’t really know her you’re psychically reading someone and people do that inappropriately all the time now and they were before two, but not to the same degree of psychosis that they are now. She’s not necessarily in your class she might actually be in a higher class than you you can compare and contrast and be angry but you’re not going to win necessarily in a class war and a class war she wins her life is higher percentage of living is actually far higher than yours and if you weren’t statistically harassing her trying to kill her out of animosity and jealousy and envy, she’ll probably outlive you at least 10 to 20 years not just because she’s a woman but because she’s supposed to be a hell of a lot less stressed out than you.

That was the way we organize society before you started to mess with it because you got angry that she didn’t think you were God. You and Diego in your fucking bullshit.

I know you could actually admit that that’s that’s a reference possibly to homosexuality that isn’t entirely appropriate because it’s not what was being said but that’s OK I’ll let god sort that one out, so did you just want to did you and Diego just want to be superior to her or what happened?” says the CIA.

“ I I didn’t I did I wanted to be superior. I wanted to be superior for Diego. I wanted to be superior for my wife I I had a need to try to prove to both of them in different ways that the life we were living made sense.

And that we were of a certain quality and value that was superior to someone like her.” says Chris. “ oh and part of it always irritates me is that she makes these points where it’s like fine I don’t necessarily have dinnerware. That’s even as nice as what she eats off of. I mean I may be doing but not necessarily because I might not think to buy that, and no, I might not be as wealthy as her relative, Eric but but I am I I I try to bring things up to and she just keeps taking the bait and then I feel really ugly and poor and then I think that means I’m in let means I’m superior because there’s no way that this woman would be doing this, unless if she was inferior in someway, because that’s what the Kennedys believed that’s what I believe that people don’t prove themselves who are actually superior they don’t ever need to prove themselves or superiority speaks for itself wealth whispers.” says Chris.

“ Lacey I am what would you do then like if you’d been brought home by one of my sons as a date?” says Mark Dayton.

“ I don’t think they would’ve ever brought me home as a date. I think you might have but I don’t think they ever would have.” says Lacey.

“ OK but then- Okay she’s probably right forget that though let’s just imagine that one of my sons brings you home as a date.” says Mark Dayton.

“I have a very hard time believing your sons would ever do that. I’m not their type. I know I’m not. I’m just not. It’s not that I’m inferior. It’s just that I’m inferior in their perception of things. OK?

So to your sons, I’m going to look strange physically. But to you, I would be arousing. To them I would look strange physically. So what you’re asking of me is sort of impossible but I’ll try to imagine a situation where that is even slightly possible.” says Lacey.

She tries to imagine it. “OK I think I managed to find something in there, go ahead.”

“OK so you’re sitting in our living-room or at our dining-room table, and we’re talking.” he says.

“OK and then what?” says Lacey.

“So we’re talking about lots of stuff that’s elite.” he says.

“I’m waiting for your point. Can you make one?” says Lacey.

“I guess my point is: Don’t you feel incredibly intimidated!?” says Mark Dayton. 

“Not really. Maybe very slightly but not really.” says Lacey.

“Why not!?” YELLS JFK, shaking.

“Why the hell is your family status an attack on me!? Think about what you’re saying!

I’m supposed to be fucking your son later and you have me on the table with a knife to my throat!? Where the fuck were you raised!? In some Jewish gutter in Germany before they started exterminating Jews in the 1500’s! Think you Kike!” bites Lacey. “And I say that as a person married to a Jew, you dumbass!” yells Lacey.

“I would just think that you’d be intimidated because it’s like really-really impressive so then you’re going to be intimidated and scared!” says Mark Dayton.

“Umm..OK but that’s your fantasy that’s not necessarily reality.” says Lacey.

“OK so then we’re saying all these elite things about where we’re vacationing and it’s not impressing you at all?” he says.

“Oh to be honest no. I mean it’s supposed to be impressive but to me actually not really at all. No, I mean it-it is impressive. Like I speak your language, so I know it’s impressive but to me personally no not in the slightest. I might actually be criticizing you in my head. Sorry.” says Lacey. 

“What if I said we were going to the Bahamas?” he says.

“I’m sorry for calling you a Kike.” says Lacey.

Harold Loeb erupts in laughter.

“Oh that-that’s an interesting choice that’s what I’m thinking. I’m thinking what the fuck!?

But you know it’s very beautiful! But it’s hot! It’s very beautiful. But it’s hot! It’s hot! And that- I suppose the waters cool it off but I feel like it’s hot there. But it’s just hot. I don’t know you know…I’ve been there but…umm…but that’s lovely. That’s actually lovely. How wonderful! Oh that’s wonderful! Absolutely.

Did you want me to be honest? You’re not going to like it. Because that’s just absolutely rubbish.

Ahh…but it’s wonderful!” says Lacey.

“We like the Bahamas.” he says.

“OK that’s wonderful! That’s wonderful absolutely wonderful for you. That’s great! I hope everyone’s safe and happy that’s great.” says Lacey.

“Where would you and Matthew go?” he yells.

“Would you stop us with your machine guns?” yells Lucille Ball. “Why are you attacking her right now? What the fuck is up with this!??” yells Lucy.

“I put them up to this to some degree because I mean I’m trying to get a read on her because Mark said he’d volunteer to help me process this sexually because he’s pretty much straight and in the love so he’s not cheating on his wife but so he said he could talk to her and I would listen and get a read on her to figure out whether or not she’s full of shit.” says Bobby.