Frank Sinatra: Lem wasn’t attracted to Jack.
America is full of shit.
We are in SO much trouble!
Dean Martin: What did they want from her?
The perfume community.
Moloch: She was their entertainment.
They didn’t give a SHIT about her humanity.
Dean Martin: Then how was she supposed to enjoy being around them?
She’s not a narcissist. A narcissist wouldn’t care. Someone who has a conscience and wants real connection would be hurt.
She was hurt.
Moloch: They refuse to accept that.
They’ve totally exonerated themselves.
A Catholic who read her blog: AND THAT…is why I assumed she was evil.
Mass groups of people don’t make mistakes like that.
Not unless it’s a Holocaust. And there’s NO WAY we’re in the middle of a Holocaust.
Certainly not one that would ever involve her.
…
Yes, she’s Jewish. But so what?
The Jews would never be sent to the gas chambers again.
This is…preposterous.
Her family is extremely rich. Do we kill them? Maybe.
Her family can’t be that rich.
That’s it. That’s ALL.
She’s not that pretty. And she’s not that great.
And her family isn’t rich at all.
Bobby: AMEN!!
*he claps his hands in glee, rejoicing*
An American: Bobby, do you feel rejected?
Bobby: Constantly.
But I know better.
Sandy: Ahh…why is no one calling out the Catholics?!?
*silence*
A fool: Because they seem nice.
Sandy: NO THEY DON’T!
A fool: No. I get a good vibe!
Sandy: Which is why?
A fool: What!?
Sandy: Are most people in the perfume community low IQ?
A fool: Yes.
Sandy: And…so…you have a problem.
Are you mad because you have a real reason or because you’re a bunch of narcissistic pricks?
A fool:
Glen W.: Well…so…she’s not happy?
Were is my REWARD!?
Glenn: Are you a different Glen?
Glen W.: Yes.
I’m not named Glen.
I’m in hiding.
Listen to “I’ve Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts” as performed by Freddy Martin.
Moloch: Your REWARD!?
Glen W.: I want…action.
Her life got too depressing.
Moloch: Then why not just leave her alone?
Glen W.: *thinks*
I’m a good person!
Moloch: So you didn’t want to care?
Glen W.: Yeah.
She’s entertaining. Not human.
I’m the human.
Moloch: That’s uneducated, evil, and insane.
Listen to “I Saw Stars” as performed by Freddy Martin.
Glen W.: I just deserve it!
Right?
Moloch: Deserve what?
Glen W.: ENTERTAINMENT.
Moloch: But people who are famous are human.
Glen W.: Not really.
*he’s being forced to be honest*
Not really.
And it’s like, “WELL GEE! I wish I was famous. But I’m not.”
Moloch: Have you fully developed an understanding of what you wanted from her?
Glen W.: No.
Moloch: Then say that!
Glen W.: I can’t.
Moloch: WHY!?
Glen W.: I’m not being holy.
You can’t be a good person now. It’s wrong.
Being evil is wise!
Moloch: Why?
Glen W.: I don’t know.
I don’t set the trends.
I’m not that rich.
*he shrugs*
Moloch: Wow!
You are DUMB AS HELL.
Glen W.: Thank you.
Moloch: That’s not a compliment.
Glen W.: Why, thank you.
Moloch: NO!! I AM NOT GIVING YOU A COMPLIMENT!!!
Glen W.: Huh? *he laughs*
A little boy from the 1950’s, watching: MOMMY!!! *he screams, terrified of Glen W.*
Glen W.: I’m just being chill.
What’s his problem?
A dead mother from the 1950’s watching: You ARE INSANE!!! *she yells at him*
Virginia and JFK: *look confused*
Listen to “Bumble Boogie” as performed by Freddy Martin.
The CIA: Hey…guys…what do you think is going on, right now?
Virginia and Jack: We’re…winning?
The CIA: Do the two of you ever feel like you’re not winning?
Virginia and Jack: No.
No.
The CIA: Okay.
So you both attacked Lacey, as entities, because you’re both jealous of her?
Virginia and Jack: *think*
Gee.
Well…
The CIA: Yeah.
Wow!!
Virginia and Jack: We just wanna be God.
We just want to be God?
The CIA: Not going to happen.
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