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(September 30th, 2024)

I’m waiting.

“We can’t. You do seem straight.” admits Louis Bayard.

“Yeah. It’s hot.” admits David Pitts.

“So you’re gang raping me?” says Lem Billings.

“Yes. And lying about it.

Ha!

No.

It’s more that…we just don’t care! You’re hot. And so we should care. But…we don’t.” says David Pitts. “In the 20 years I spent researching you I found tons of things that led me to frequently wonder if you were straight.

I avoided analyzing you because of it. I couldn’t understand you. Because if I did…I’d have to admit you were heterosexual. And I just…was in love with idea of you being gay.

So I made it work. I made is all hypothetical.” says David Pitts.

Later.

“Lem. You’re gay right?” asks a gay man, smiling.

“Nope.” says Lem.

“Eww. I don’t like that.” he says in a demanding voice. He smiles violently.

“I might have to kill you.” says Lem.

“Oh! To fuck you?” he says in a dirty voice.

“No. Not at all.” says Lem. “For my honor.”

“WHERE IS ELIZABETH!?” yells Lacey.

“Dead.” says something.

“WHERE!??!” Lacey yells ripping off their body. Either now or in the future.

Then she stabs them in their genitalia and makes them vomit out their brains while repeating, “I AM SATAN’S FART.” for eternity. Should GOD see fit.

“Yes. That’s possible.” says Hamish Harding. “Bull. It’s possible. She’s frustrated she can’t do it now.

If that’s not her daughter in there…you’ll all very, very, very…most genuinely ever…wish to GOD you’d never been born. You’ll curse the day you were born.”

“It’s true. You’re all doomed. She’ll compete with Satan for a worse Hell for you. Sincerely.” says St. John.

“Unless your sin poof magically disappears when you die.” says Andrew.

Jonah Wiley cracks up laughing.

“And I’ll do better.” says Lem. “I’ll best them both.”

“What would be our proof?” asks David Pitts.

“He’s…not…pretty.” says David.

“Jack…why is God allowing you to torture Lacey?” asks a Catholic.

“Because I’m saved.

I went to Purgatory. But I was saved. So to speak.

And God can’t stop you from interacting with the living if you want to. Not like that. So…I-“ says JFK.

“WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER!?!??!?!??” wails Lacey at top voice.

“So I…

Ahh.

Wow. …That was loud.

She yelled in the spirit.

Wow.

Okay. …I have chosen to defy God to gain happiness.

So…I may cease to exist. Temporarily.” says JFK.

“I’ll find her.” says Tara Fitzgerald. “I’m serious.” she says to Lacey.

“If she’s okay, I’m sorry.” says Lacey.

“It’s cool. I get it.” says Tara.

Awkward silence.

“So what’s your proof!?” says Lem.

“Lem. You just seemed gay.” says David Pitts.

“Why do they call you his biographer? You didn’t even write a biography about him.” says Lacey.

“Because it’s steeped in the Kennedy mythology. So…he’s their property, essentially. He is nothing more than their extra. Their sex toy. Their…creation.” says David Pitts. “He’s only known because of them. So…that’s the idea. He’s just…their extra.

I…don’t actually believe that. But…I couldn’t find almost anything. And I looked!

Most of what I found…was…very easy to interpret as gay. Even if I felt it was off, in my gut. And…that’s the narrative.

People gossiped. And everyone assumed he was gay. …Or did they?” he says.

“David. Does reincarnation exist or not?” asks Lacey.

Later.

“We spent $30 billion to clone and kidnap your daughter. If we did it.” says a billionaire to Lacey.

“You spent HOW MUCH!???” yells an American.

“$30 billion.” says a billionaire. “If we even did it. We just…decided to share that.”

The American man stares at him. “How much have you spent on the war?”

“Ahh…$7 trillion?” says the man.

“So what’s another $30 billion huh?” says the American.

“Yeah???” says the billionaire, sheepishly.

“Wow.

Has Elsa melted yet?” says the American man.

“You mean Lacey?” says the billionaire.

“Yes.” he says.

“Well!” he says, shrugging.

“Yeah. She hasn’t.

Has Alexei said you’re scaring him? Or that he’s like…super impressed?” he says.

The billionaire stares. “No. No luck so far.” he says. “It’s cool!”

“Huh. So you’ve spent trillions to just impress Lacey and Vladimir Putin. And make them even a tiny bit truly scared?” he says.

“Yeah!” he says.

“Do you think they ever will be?” says an Angie.

“They are. It’s just a weird thing.

Look…things were already going badly. Okay!? This is hardly what happened. They’ve not altered very fucking much.

We were on the brink of a pandemic for decades. As an example.” he says.

“Do…you know why you care then? Or is spending trillions a hobby?” he says.

“ Because we’re trying to gain acceptance from them if there’s reincarnation or even if we worry that there is or it’s just them it’s really difficult to get them to like you and think that you’re better than them. We know that that’s what we want we’ve been told up by psychologists all of us or diagnose narcissist And so that’s the desire of our heart and in Satan we go for whatever makes us happy so we have devoted ourselves towards that goal and a lot of us tell ourselves it’s just a temporary fix station that it’s not gonna last you know cause it’s like maybe it’ll take another Tylenol 5 to 10 years or something um it was like was it really doing anyway it’s it’s hurting the peasants and you know the peasants is not funny we’re not peasants anymore. She is Louise and her so not all new money people see things our way by the way just so you know, don’t go shooting people who are no money everywhere, but a sizable number of people who are in the illuminati, who are all my who are new money rather Would argue that at some it’s really annoying you know it’s like why don’t why don’t they try to just except the fact that we’re better than them all but they both look at us like we’re crazy and yeah it does seem to primarily view them it’s like you know you know, he’s just like I’m Lazard she’s like he’s a czar I’m here and she’s been saying that for years he’s a czar and Joe Biden tried to reason with us you heard him during the debate he was like he’s trying to reassemble the Russian empire. He got that from Lacey Joe listen to Lacey and when she said it and he said it, she said down telepathically Yeah Joe that is what’s happening and he’s like yeah I know but we don’t think that because it’s like no you can’t convince me. He’s Alex say even if I believe in reincarnation, you know cause I don’t wanna think that and it’s just it’s like well maybe you know maybe he’s Aleksey you know and she says he’s a czar he calls himself a president, but he probably thinks like a czar And I’m just not here for that this isn’t that isn’t in my wheelhouse spiritually to deal with. I don’t think you know it’s like I’m not here for some 1800s type shit so if I if that’s what he’s doing you know he’s turning Russia back into an empire Like they were pre-1917 that’s fine you know he can imitate Hazard but he’s not a real czar. Do you know he’s not a real ruler of our country in that way that requires a inherited title and you know it’s like that’s not even possible it’s not even possible because there was the Russian revolution And so who how is that even work?

You know, I mean, it’s not like you know that the Romanovs would reincarnate and come back as an acceptable ruler I mean that’s what we’re claiming I’m not claiming that, but that’s with us, but some people think might’ve happened if there’s reincarnations I think it’s possible that he could’ve, but I mean you know, I am I meant that like metaphorically no you know it’s that’s hyperbole. That’s a metaphor there’s no way that he could’ve actually come back and do that I mean you don’t get real come on even if there is reincarnation there’s so I was there you know man that’s out there.

Oh so it’s like yeah I get it but I just don’t quite buy it because it’s like how would that even happen you just I don’t know it’s like they would free claim their title or something that they lost the first chance they could guess I don’t I don’t know that much about the Romanovs But I don’t think they were obsessed.

I mean, how could like they were like you know I’m sorry I grew up pretty middle-class. They were like posh, rich people, right you know I mean come on rich people don’t care I mean you hear it all over TikTok. I’m here to tell you buddy we don’t we don’t give a shit, and that’s a move and saying that his friends of been saying that for years about the rich they just didn’t give a shit no I’m he was a living in the lap of luxury was laws a fair they didn’t care and I mean I don’t care it’s for me. It’s the bottom line greed is good I’m a boomer that was my motto. Greed is good And I just didn’t care. You know that was my that was my bargain with reality and I was end, and I’ve got an extraordinarily rich, strike, really rich, Philthy Rich, disgustingly, rich and I just don’t understand how if we’re being rational, scientifically minded people you could possibly think this you know it’s it’s like would we even know if you’re aware if we were reincarnated in anyway maybe not so how would he could be a sweetheart and somewhere dying you know it and why would he have some instinct to take over the country? I’ve been so people would say that he was centered by God if it’s in Christianity and it’s like divine right of kings so God would’ve put his family in charge of Russia and then if there is reincarnation, they came back because they had a holy calling to be in charge of the country but you know that sounds convincing that sounds really plausible but I just don’t buy it because it’s just like I don’t know when things start sounding like that you know it’s like a little too believable to me that’s a huge red flag. It’s like somethings got to be off because nothings ever that simple, things are always really complicated. You know what you unfathomably complicated. You can try to understand them through statistics or scientific. Proto reasoning, and our baseline understanding of the general consensus of humanity’s consciousness is pretty low.

So I don’t think it’s reasonable him to think that him as a multi billionaire unilaterally running the country with rich oligarchies supporting him means anything doesn’t what am I supposed to think if there’s reincarnation that those oligarchs are dead, Russian aristocrats, who were loyal to the crown, at least some of them and then they were assassinated I mean no that’s too perfect.” he says.

“ so we’re hoping that Lacey‘s daughter is asleep and I think we’re fasting about Putin right now. Have you guys thought it all about his air or the war in Ukraine really much or no?” says a reader.

“ oh yeah, I mean it would cost about 30 billion to cloud one child it would be exorbitantly expensive and we’re worried if we didn’t do it that aliens did but no it would’ve been us so have we thought about the war in Ukraine not really to be really honest with you and what is there to think about it’s a war he’s fighting it we have people you know and Ukraine do them at the analysis for us and they’re on the front lines. We don’t need to help them. We give them a lot of money and some people volunteer but we don’t you don’t give them military guidance we’re not supposed to, and we certainly would never do that we know that’s sort of a huge faux pas Shelby say that’s what I mean so we consider that completely immoral so I would say that no we don’t we don’t do that we don’t really you know we just kind of let them source that one out for themselves and you know you got to get money because Putin needs to know that you know he’s trying to take on the whole the whole gang you know the whole crew but all the crew shall prevail because we have pretty deep pockets him refund all a lot of money into Ukraine not just through the US government.” he says.

“ how much how much have you how much have you funneled in?” asks a woman.

“ I am all right I just want to say if there are people who know there’s red carnation be careful I met a few Egyptians in my life and their scary and incarnation. Lacey is a Gyptian and that’s scary. I just thought you should know that.” says the Native American woman.

“ yeah I mean OK so I guess she’s supposed to be scary or something it’s a Gyptian‘s really aren’t that scary they’re not I don’t know they’re kind of an old historic group of people. How much are we funneled in what I mean above board you know trillions of dollars and so we’ve spent trillions of US dollars on the war in Ukraine trillions, how much have we funneled into our own personal resources billions we’ve given we’ve given Ukraine billions of dollars from the crew.” he says.

“ is the crew primarily made up of like western people, and dominated by a sort of Democrat group of thinkers that I speak liberals kind of?” says a woman.

“ Oh no I’m sorry little Lil bullied by Lacey and well. Yeah mostly yeah yeah.” he says.

“ if I was just analyzing this, what kind of a man would wanna girlfriend who thinks she has ESPN in her boobs and a guy like Joe Kennedy Junior who sings that’s hilarious and is actually possibly what time do the ESPN coverage. I mean no he maybe not but I’m kind of looking at the woman that he’s dated and I kind of wonder if P actually likes women to be a little more androgynous than her butt or is he drawing or let’s see who else would it be? I don’t like him and Anne and Putin and probably other people who just think it’s hilarious. I’m sorry. OK never mind. I thought that could be helpful, apparently that’s not making any sense to people. OK so sorry that wasn’t funny or and or insightful. Poyraz are determined to think that Linn was gay so you funneled in billions of dollars if your own money trillions of dollars from the US government and when do you plan on stopping?” says a woman.

“ I don’t know I mean, I almost want to say never.” he says.

“ oh, so then if you feel like you have any exhaustible resources and that will just keep giving you our money because that’s where your money is coming from is coming from us you don’t understand that but that’s kind of how things actually do you work with we work for you or we die for you or we pay you money to buy things and we just acquiesce to it because that’s the way things work and then you’re supposed to do your job and not waste at all we tolerate you living lavish lifestyles, but not like insane lifestyles that are like clinically insane to a perverse astounding astonishing degree, so I am kind of just overwhelmed right now I am OK so basically I don’t know if you guys are realize this yet or not being new money but like if you think it’s like 50 Cent, you know kind of thinking that you’re never gonna run out or people will become like millionaires overnight with winning the lottery. You guys are kind of like that right now not like on a day-to-day level or a year to your level but as like a bigger picture level, you guys are like that you’re like lottery winners and even if that something they could spend over 100 years in the US I feel like the US dominated world and the US itself is is comprised unfortunately of way too many lottery winners, and I don’t think you guys get it. The money is going to disappear and our support will disappear. We may even leave the country or take over the country without you realizing it because you guys are obsessed with us you’re obsessed with who knows what else and that leaves a heck of a lot of room for us and we’re anticipating you spying on us to so if we’re clever about it and we all feel the same way and you’re just wasting money, we could go to cryptocurrency or we could actually probably just start some sort of barter system. I mean there’s got to be an option and what are you gonna do divert all your attention from her and Putin to me do you even know who I am I’m coming to you through so much somewhere and it’s basically impossible to know where I’m coming from and God is allowing me to say this to you because you need to hear it, you’re not OK

I don’t know if there’s reincarnation or what happened but you guys got really triggered by her or something and you fucking lost your minds:

I mean you all collectively went like bat shit crazy she’s driven you all insane not vice versa you’re not driving her insane hardly at all maybe slightly but considering how hard you’ve tried it it’s minuscule. I feel like someone could try to beat her or like brainwash her, and it wouldn’t even be affective, because of how she was raised she was never loved And she was raised by psychopaths. I don’t think there’s anything you could do and I’m just warning you if you ever try some thing like that with her, she’ll die or guy would even let you do that because it would be the end of the world and possibly the end of a lot of you And I think he loves you guys too much to let you destroy yourselves that way but it would be bad just please don’t do that please I’m begging you don’t do that or maybe I should tell you to do that I mean what do I have to say to you Because it’s so stupid it’s so stupid I feel like you guys deserve better this rate better than that for yourselves I mean it I mean I feel like I’ve reasoning with trashy drug addicts and you’re probably a very wealthy billionaire, so yeah you probably have Ted talks and he will probably look up to you for your organizational ability I mean, but this is sad. This is sad. This is really pathetic.

I am I don’t know where I’m going with this anymore but just man you’re gonna run out of your money you guys are gonna run out of money he’s he’s not losing you keep saying things like oh the drone attacks works they’re moving in on them they’re moving into Russia OK but my gut sense and you’re not really talking about it which is a very fishy thing is that he’s winning he’s winning he’s winning. OK he’s winning. He’s winning and he’s training us dry in the process. We are losing and we’re losing bad. Our country is falling apart. We’re basically going bankrupt. I don’t know if you’ve noticed but that’s what’s happening we can’t run our country. We’re going bankrupt and all of the other countries around us are starting to doubt that we can even provide any value with our currency And whatever the hell happened today with her daughter whether it was real or someone did that as a joke so to speak a joke ha ha I bet she’s like a Golddigger right or whatever the hell it is you people thought the other day it’s not funny it’s really not her family owns were the largest oil reserves in the entire world, almost entirely themselves That should have given you pause eight years ago to realize that this is not someone to just get into some stupid petty argument with and that’s part of the reason why I have to think a lot of you are just out of your minds

And, meanwhile, no, you need to listen. Meanwhile, we’re being bled dry we are dying as a country. You have her totally alienated from us in love with a Russian czar, and married to a ghost, who may or may not even consider himself American anymore and then you expect the fact that she has all that oil to just not matter no because I care about my I care about this country I care and honestly her children need to be able to go to school safely. She needs to be able to do things safely in her backyard and not be bothered by your neighbors she needs to be able to drink and eat her food without dying. Get proper medical access because they’re altering the entire world. Well you’re going around trying to find creative ways to feel superior so that you can justify the dumb things you’ve done with your life that you wish you hadn’t done so you don’t feel so empty and depressed all the time They’re totally altering the entirety of the world if he doesn’t die, that’s going to be a part of Russia maybe it won’t entirely but a large portion portion of it probably will be in and then what happens I mean it depends, and I don’t know how old is gonna live to be I bet what theoretically 40 years from now that could all just be Russia and then there’s no more Ukraine so we spent trillions and trillions and trillions of our hard earned dollars on nothing other than destroying ourselves and you know Donald Trump knows this I’m not I’m not actually Republican but you know he knows this you know he knows this Bobby knew this Bobby, who used to be Democrat I wanna buy didn’t even wonder sometimes why are you so stuck on this I don’t want you to lose the election. I don’t want you guys to lose the election this year I’m a liberal I would like the abortion thing to be fixed maybe Roe versus Wade was a little toxic. No I miss it sounds silly but I’m gonna say it. Maybe there’s some thing a little off about it and it was not properly worded so that it’s sort of created a very antagonistic hostile environment, there’s a lot of animosity over that ruling so if that wasn’t a good idea but I’d like something better that’s federal that would make me feel safe. I’m not going to get that if Donald Trump selected an end I’m not I actually don’t even think he’s gonna take away my abortion rights I think he’s too rational and frankly decent for that but I really don’t think that I can feel comfortable without some thing being in place And that’s not gonna happen potentially at all because you’re antagonizing the people that I need on your side to get what I want see how that goes you thinking oh these people aren’t doing anything and no no because she grew up. She grew up here in that that was wrong And I don’t know how she did it but I have a feeling she’s part of hell got overtired. I actually don’t even know she would be completely opposed to something federal where the same time I wonder because I hope you know what I’m not even a bother, trying to understand where she’s coming from, and that regard out of respect for her humanity. I don’t know him, just please try to like you know wake up and grow up and stop because I really I don’t wanna lose my country. I don’t want you guys to keep doing this to us. I need you to stop I really need you guys to please wake up, get yourself together and figure out was pissing you off with your counselors if you can do that somehow and just stop.

Here’s the truth you’re probably never going to impress her or Vladimir Putin. If there’s been Carnation, I don’t think America will ever impress them. I think the most impressed they ever were was probably during World War II and maybe at times during the Civil War otherwise, maybe even World War I I don’t think they’ve been impressed by us and they probably were some heroic people who died in Vietnam that, they might be impressed by too but even if it was a bad war there could’ve been some very good soldiers but they’re not gonna be impressed by grander because we don’t build houses like they did back then I’m sure she said that but it’s just true. Our architecture is not like that, we don’t have marble everywhere I go hold everything mean come on there’s no more Viennese waltz is being offered in people and feather dresses and large sculptures of swans made of gelatin. I mean come on don’t tell me that’s not opulence an amazingly elegant cause it is if that’s who they are. I am sorry, but you would have to try really really hard to impress him. I don’t even know I don’t even know what the what what would be more impressive than that. I don’t know because you can’t get more opulent because if you do, it gets gross, I don’t know what would be more opulent. God could probably impress them what I don’t know that every easy for a human who if that’s who they are and also keep in mind he was shot. It’s weird that they thought she was shot today if she still alive and in her bed sleeping by herself and Lacey‘s house it’s weird oh and he he was. I’m sorry I’m talking a lot, but I needed to say this to you he was shot if there’s a big carnation who was actually assassinated as a child I mean you think oh Putin, whenever route and a crow know and understand it or The brothers Karamazov, I mean toast away he would never read that stuff and understand it think again that stuff is written potentially about him in someway he is that grand in his mind and actually, I think psycho Carlson made a little bit full of himself I have to say that sorry Because Russians tend to go on the 10 to prattle on and on and on and it actually is fascinating information there’s nothing there’s nothing boring about it if you know what you’re reading or looking at so I’m imagining find his discussion stupid I actually found it fascinating but that’s the thing that’s his mind one way or another so You’re gonna have to be a little more highbrow you’re gonna have to except that he’s not homosexual that there are men like him and possibly Lamb, who are that highbrow and stuffy and what we would consider gay in America you know we would consider that like nerdy or deceptive or gay or something no, there are men who are like that and we’re like that we’re straight and normal and decent They’re just very high brow very high brow very what similar call intense and it’s not pretension

Lacey, if you’re trying to understand her is wild, she is one of the most authentically wild people I’ve ever encountered this blog as evidence of that if she’s illegitimate, though I mean come on her mother was this wild stewardess, who dated an elderly man and conceived a child, and then he was a bootlegger who ran off from his wealthy family in Nebraska, and ran the mob in this like posh Brooks Brothers’s old house, like with a butler in a maid that’s pretty wild And if there is rain, Carnation, yeah I have a feeling she probably is ferocious and not a evil way just wild, very dignified, very lady like but it’s not like in the prim way that I think people think it would have to be. It’s more dignified she’s very dignified, and naturally elegant, and kind of like the ideas people have a Scotia look like so even if she’s not that person that’s what her that is her aesthetic that is her spirit. Somehow I think some people might think again that that’s homosexual in United States. It’s not it’s not theirs, not necessarily lesbian at all maybe the extreme opposite in some someway so they’re not gonna fit into your narrative they’re not gonna fit into your box. They’re just not like that and you guys are gonna have to be a little more open minded. You know where an international super power this isn’t your backyard. This is the big city so to speak and Yeah you need to kind of just open up to the possibility that there’s gonna be lots of people out there that are very different than anyone you’ve known you know because they’re just not part of your social circle. They’re hiding out somewhere because what was here before us you know right now there’s a lot of very Bourgeois people that you’re surrounded by even if they’re old money some of them are a little birds while probably and I have a feeling actual money would’ve never thought it made sense to do what you guys did to her daughter today whether it was spiritual, or you actually cloned her. They would’ve talk to you out of it because they would’ve known better so just just please try harder. OK if you care about this country if you care please try because it’s late and she doesn’t know for a fact that that’s her daughter and I’m a little worried of Scott Fitzgerald is literally going to try to in the world as I’m saying this I’m getting the sense that she’s looking at a window and watching a tree blow that’s very large that’s right over her house, could that tree fall on her house and kill them all maybe dogs but think about what I’m saying I believe one time if I’m not mistaken because I’ve been listening how about that she was driving down the road and Harold Lowe was talking to her and a sign, what are those metal signs that you see on the side of a highway flew out of the ground and blew up into the air Out of the blue and I believe he said that he did that he’s appeared to her in her house as an actual man like us like a shadow. He’s buried far far away if he’s able to get that much energy and manifest that well I have a feeling he could probably kill hit her and her family if lemon helped him do it, that’s not helpful because she’s mad and then where do you go? When you die have you been behaving? Have you been kind? Have you been doing the right thing for real not just excuses time real accountability time where are you going? I am not a witch. She believes everyone goes to happy land. I’m not that dim I think it’s very possible that there could be hell or you could end up somewhere in some sort of place where you’ll have to actually be accountable And I care about you and I don’t want you to go there so please try harder.”

(September 30th, 2024)

“I am harassing her. In part. But it’s not completely me.” says Bobby.

“It’s me.” says Jack. “Almost entirely.”

Nocturnes No. 2 in E Flat Major by Chopin plays.

“Continue!” says Lem to the Gay Community.

“Lacey. Does he look gay?” says the gay community.

“Yes.” says Lacey.

“See! Okay!” says the Bonnie Rait fan. “She’s a liar.”

“It’s not that simple.” Lacey says.

“NO! SILENCE!” shouts the Bonnie Rait fan.

“Eww!” says the Fat Jewish. “She’s so annoying.

Lacey…he’s…probably gay.”

“Who’s annoying?” asks a woman.

“LACEY!” he says, like a self-perceived cool-kid.

The song plays.

The song ends.

“So? Where’s the evidence?” says Lem.

“I just…I get tired talking to her because she capitulates that were 100% right and then it’s like she wants to keep going and being like hold on! Hold on! And I’m just like, ‘No you just told me I was right so you’re a bitch!’” yells a gay man.

Moments later.

On The Nature Of Daylight by Max Richter plays.

Putin appears from the future and informs Lacey he’s looking at the matter. But she had already assumed he was serious.

And Lem weeps. Because he’s incredibly good at wooing Lacey.

The song plays.

Putin challenges her, “God has to be good.”

She’s silenced.

God…has to be good. Or it’s nonsense. That’s possibly perfect logic.

The song ends.

The End of All Our Exploring by Max Richter plays.

“They’re messing with you. But that’s not good.” says Putin simply.

“Lacey, how much did I psychologically comfort you?” asks Ekaterina.

“A lot until you started seeming like you too were losing your mind and attacking me as well.” says Lacey.

“I think that they take you far more seriously than you realize.” she says. “As a Russian it’s obvious to me that if there’s something happening or that did happen between you and Putin that they took that very seriously and that’s part of right now, why they’re possibly messing with you so much and I’m sure that part of it is this thing with Lem’s, but because it’s supernatural I can’t help but think that that’s also part of what’s happening.”

“No that makes a lot of sense. That makes a lot of sense.” says a witch.

“ I think what scares me is that as a witch I do believe in reincarnation, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s Aleksei at all I also wouldn’t be surprised if she is Scotia and I said I just I cannot fathom what could possibly be going through these peoples minds that they keep thinking that doubling down is a good idea because it seems like that’s with the current administration thinks we should do is just keep doubling down and doubling down and I’m starting to wonder if it really is just an ego contest and there’s really nothing more to it because I don’t personally think I would handle it that way and I’m a liberal I would probably try to help make some sort of deal I don’t know why unless if we have some weird vested interest and don’t tell me that it’s about democracy I don’t know why unless if we have some weird vested interest in Ukraine that’s not above board we have to be so psychotically loyal to them there’s something creepy about that and what scares me is that if her daughter was kidnapped, you guys could easily be doing that to mess with Putin‘s head because I would be shocked if he doesn’t care about Lacey and if that little girl isn’t somehow his daughter in his mind hurt their their minds are different than ours. OK just don’t go there and honestly, I am mad that Kamala, who apparently is Hindu, or some thing isn’t more serious and I’m really disappointed in you showing away as well. You guys cannot keep making jokes acting like you’re so clever when it’s not funny, there’s no joke.” says a witch.

“ to be honest I prevented stuff like this from happening. They’ve been wanting to pull shit like this for a while and I always knew it was way too far so I kind of calm things down Donald Trump did too but then they got things messed up because they got her sexually involved with his son and that made Vanessa angry and then Vanessa and his new girlfriend tried killing her. This is what happened if there’s no illuminati this is fact and I had to reason with these people and they are unreasonable. What do they want? They are insane they are not eccentric they’re insane that they have they make excuses using demonic abilities that fool themselves, and other people into thinking that they’re incredibly wise and then you try to sort of bring them down to reality excuse me it just doesn’t work there’s no rationalizing with them. All you can do at the end of the day is just try to somehow convince them to go along with stuff and it’s exhausting. Am I may not be as soon as I seem, I may have just gotten sick of being president because I wasn’t doing a good job that was obvious to me and I’m old and I just I’m done I’m sick of it, I’m almost dead I’m taking care of myself and my family but I am I’m sick of it and it’s if I’m noticing as I see them I’m sick and tired of their bullshit. I’m not interested in cleaning up their messes anymore.” says Joe Biden.

“ so you’re abdicated your authority in a sense which is totally irresponsible, but I can’t respect that but the same time it sounds like you’re literally physically like emotionally just over the edge if you’re being honest?” says a witch.

“ yeah yeah I am Lacey is right our country is gone to pot. Most of the most powerful people are insane. At this point of them are capable of standing up for themselves, but to be honest the political cracks bullshit has been profoundly costly to our psychology, we the Christian liberals were telling us all were to tolerant were too tolerant, and it sounded insane coming from them, and that was like 30 years ago, but the sad and scary and evil truth in the sense that is true, but it was profound. The evil is that them making that claim to only worked on behalf of evil because people like me or other people who were capable of listening back then just disregarded it and thought these people are just crazy. We need to be kind we need to be tolerant we need to be open minded and and it’s just gone to far it’s it’s people are afraid of each other. They’re constantly afraid of offending each other people have these self-righteous attitudes you can’t tell anyone anything anymore. Everyone has some disease or some impediment or something that makes them a victim and you literally cannot call out anyone anymore, no one‘s interested in working it’s a mess we’re on the verge of societal collapse and a lot of it is. I’m sorry it’s over tolerance it’s just an extraordinary amount of over tolerance.” says Joe Biden.

The Last Man by Clint Mansell & Kronos Quartet plays.

“If I’m in the right with God, I know she fully supports me as much as she cares about Ukrainians.

I could be her husband. I’m not but I could be. And I would’ve been a very good husband to her but that’s not what happened and that’s OK because that’s something God will have to work out but I just want to make that clear. You are threatening me when you threaten her if there’s an Illuminati.

I am taking this very personally, it’s not a joke.” says Tsar Putin.

The song plays.

“ i’m waiting for the evidence from the gay community. She’s being perfectly faithful to me, but the truth is if there’s no illuminati they have been and still are in love, and there’s nothing I can do about it. Actually there’s nothing they can do about it because that’s the human condition, she has no idea if I love her if I would’ve given a shit about her while I was alive, and a lot of people are insisting otherwise, and that affects her, even if she has faith in Christ, even if she believes that I could possibly be with her forever and was straight and it’s we’re meant to be together even if that’s true yeah she actually does care about him and she cares about the word that he’s waiting and she takes it very seriously. He was just thinking of giving her a heart attack and killing her and she genuinely submitted to that in Christ that’s how serious this is, God chose not to he chose not to but no they’re not normal people in that way. They’re really not you think that’s funny they’re not they’re really not.

It’s beautiful it’s Russian. It’s very European it’s very aristocratic but it’s it’s not going to be. You’re not gonna be able to boil it down and turn them into middle-class-cool-people that’s not who they are. he’s a genius she’s a genius he was bound to be the leader of Russia I mean I don’t think you guys understand how astounding he is historically, which is actually really sad because I I think sometimes you people are in denial about it because you don’t want to give him too much authority over you but other times I’m not sure America fully realizes what a fool it’s making of his self belittling him, when was the last time we had a leader like him? I’ll tell you one not Reagan, not Kennedy FDR we have not had a leader that good at all since Franklin Roosevelt was president and I’m not sure he’s even quite like food but let me tell you it’s not far removed and that’s the kind of leader he is, you’re underestimating him not let him tell you to challenge him till you’re blue in the face. I’m trying to say you’re genuinely underestimating him you always have.” says Lem.

“ that is so true that is so true and I will help you find your daughter tonight too. I’m working on it.” says Colin Powell.

“ oh, how much is this is manifesting because Maggie Smith played her if there’s reincarnation on Downton Abbey a Russian person, Violet I am wondering if Maggie Smith’s character was a parity of Lacey and the reality is at least you would have an extraordinarily beautiful and probably worn violet perfume, and it’s a little creepy, but not OK because I’m a witch and Lacey isn’t scared of me in a way, but it’s actually kind of refreshing but because I know she’s a Christian, but to be honest, I don’t think Putin probably be scared of me either yeah at least he just let it go I guess for now but no seriously do because they can’t handle it but just you know I guess the idea is shit is just can’t keep up OK can you kind of try to keep up we’re not in suburbia right now we’re not in Woodberry we’re not even in Edina in Edina is closer I think to what she’s like aesthetic later than Woodbury yeah we’re in St Paul in a very old house from for America surrounded by old things and we’re dealing with what I believe our old souls so just pray to God our end and stop being quite so persnickety he loves you too. I don’t know why you weren’t yelling at him more than her.” says a witch.

“ I just want to put this out there on behalf of all evangelical Pentecostal and charismatic Russians, who support Putin I’d like to support Trump but until the election is decided and settled and he is president and I know I can trust him. I am currently supporting Vladimir Putin, so if you if you like to start attacking me and my family, that would be interesting to me, I want to start stealing all of our kids and cloning them. OK will keep an eye on you and one of us will find out who’s doing it Call will all start shooting each other and that’ll probably be interesting won’t it this is why I have to be honest as a man and Republican, I do like Putin, because, he knows how to play ball. He knows he knows he knows that and I don’t think he did this today but he knows it if he plays this right not an evil way, but he’s not gonna waste an opportunity so he knows that if he plays this right, he could easily get us to start attacking each other, which I am fully ready to do, I’ll do it and then when he comes over here him I may or may not support him. We’ll see I’m a Christian not an idiot and I’m sick of women like the Bonnie Raitt fan. There are so many people like that nowadays out there are so many women like that and they’re repulsive to me. Drake wins at children’s you know concerts stray queens of children’s book readings. I don’t think Putin would ever allow that to happen in Russia and I am sick of having my hands tied behind my back and being told that I am not allowed to be angry about that how the fuck is that democracy? How the fuck is that democracy it’s not my country ended a while ago and I’ve been bullied and browbeaten by people like you who think you’re always inferior always and insecure always victims. I am never allowed to be the victim. I am never allowed to have a problem with anything you’re doing and I’m sick of it. Let me tell you IM very sick of it, so I am standing up on behalf of all Christians in the United States, who are sincere Catholic protestant, whatever God knows and I’m saying no we’re supporting Russia we’re not supporting Ukraine and I apologize to them and I pray that Phyl give up and stop trying to have some sort of evil connection to United States, because it’s far as I can see he’s not evil they are. I don’t care that it’s a democracy you give me back my democracy that’s a unathletic democracy and maybe I’ll be OK with their shit democracy that’s barely a country you give me back my authority, to be angry at you, without you shooting me in the face one way or the other psychologically or otherwise and I might be willing to reconsider but I don’t think that’s going to happen because I think you people are insane and I’m not afraid to say that anymore!” yells a white American Christian man.

“ who saw that coming I just wanna raise of hands among other witches in my spirit I’ll send to you and yes Lacey you may participate who saw that coming?” says a witch.

Lacey carefully in Christ raises her hand.

“ yeah yeah I sense to thousands of people raising their hands in their spirit. No, I mean those people out like actually I said they’re very angry and I think the pope capitulating way too much in the last year has just inflame things. I would say that these probably not really nope I don’t. I don’t think moving doctrinally outside of the Catholic religion just unilaterally is the pope makes any sense there are a lot of liberal Catholics who agree with him but to be honest, they’re barely Catholic the people who really believe have not really been in favor of what he saying, and I think what he did was incredibly ill advised and self-serving and I don’t think it was authentic Catholicism I don’t think he’s been uphold and I think he’s been clinging to power for a while and to be honest with you. He’s part of the problem with this equation with Lacey because she calls him out she does. She puts them in his place and she’s been putting in his him in his place for oh my goodness at least five years if not longer and he may have tried to kill her once. yeah I really don’t think he’s as in a sentence he pretends to be and how many was that in the Catholic Church right because you guys do that sometimes don’t you you’re full of shit but you know, Lord willing there’s some other man somewhere whose pope or if Putin has taken over in someway maybe there’s a Eastern European or a Russian orthodox pope who is just filling in the gaps so to speak until some thing can be done the course there is Christians I would say that there’s not even there is a need to be a pope that’s interesting Bryn Seay, then appoints to Prince Charles King Charles now, and his family probably being the leaders of the Christian faith to some degree and if you look at what they’ve gone through two cases of cancer, incredible turmoil in their family, I don’t think that’s coincidental, so yeah, it does look like the end times. Let’s be honest let’s be authentic and logical. This could actually be the end times whatever that means it could be, but then that means you need to grow up and stop just saying this could be the end times. What does that even mean to a Christian really what is what are the end times you can’t just throw stuff like that around because it’s extremely serious and then just be like oh I don’t know you know as a witch I personally believe you guys might’ve manifested us which makes me angry but then I also think you know what they’re human and I talk to lots of dead and living humans both on, and my sense of things is that you guys are just trying to take care of yourself somehow and what I worry is that you haven’t been representing yourself you’ve been being shut up and it’s come to a boiling point where yeah you may have manifested your own version of the end times if you’re not theologically cracked and maybe you should take yourselves more seriously because things have gotten really bad so I just really hope and pray that you take just grow up you know just intellectually grow up and start taking yourselves more seriously because things really are real. This isn’t a video game. This isn’t a television show. This is real life, and if this blog is real, I’m just admonishing you to realize that and stop pretending like it’s just something that will go away when you turn off the television.” says a witch.

“ I just want to say I’m Lacey’s stepmother I am not sure you’re a witch to me you seem like a confused Christian and if that’s the case I agree with you 100% in Christ hundred percent.” says Ruth Craft.

“ if you’re not good, then we reject your authority and it’s inherent that it would be in Christ although I do say in Christ and hopefully if it’s not here and then I break it if you cut in Jesus name but if it is in Christ then yes I claim that that we were Jack’s US already if you’re evil.” says a witch. 

“ do we need to start this blog post over again or does the gay community actually wanna explain to us why Lacey should know that I was gay?” says Lem.

This song plays:

“This is real.

I’m a ghost.

I told you that.

I…told…you…that.” says Rupert Brooke.

Silence as the song plays.

“If they did clone my daughter…it’s amazing how talented they are. You have to really study people who you love.” says Lacey.

“Can I ask? Why? The Mandela Effect is this. Ain’t it?

Lacey…why?” asks a witch.

“We didn’t do dumb shit like this. This is New Money, peasant-evil bullshit.” says Lacey. “They’re incompetent losers. With loads of money.”

“You guys did bad stuff too!” says a witch.

“Yeah. We did. But…nothing this stupid.” says Lacey.

“Why is this stupid?” asks Bill Gates.

“Because it’s obviously not my daughter…if it’s not my daughter. You really didn’t need to stoop to some deranged degree of evil to experiment. You’re just damning yourself to Hell.” says Lacey. “If you’re testing on my daughter. And me. And my family.”

“You guys are doing that to feel superior aren’t you?” says Dmitry.

“Yes.” says Bill Gates. “Yes. If I’m being honest the New Money and painfully insecure and bored. So this is what we do to entertain ourselves.”

“ That might not be her daughter if this was your sick idea of trying to prove to people that you weren’t in love with her because she was beneath you. Um, you accomplish that to a degree, but really at the end of the day Bill, you did nothing more than prove that you’re a total loser and I’m not saying that in a corny way I mean that like objectively Because she’s right why the fuck did you need to do this you don’t by the way you don’t give a shit about your own children neither do you because you’re not giving them hardly any money.” says a witch.

“ no I mean I just don’t think that they should. I think they should have to fend for themselves. I’m not claiming that I am behind this 100% and I hope that that’s understood crap crap crap crap OK if I’m not behind this at all I would like to say that that I’m not behind this, I had nothing to do with us. This was not me, if it is me shit I can’t say that yeah I probably should give my kids a hell of a lot more money that’s true do you have to excuse me for a second.” says Bill Gates.

“ well in case, if you’re looking for scientific reasons, if you did close my daughter, that’s not her and some part of my spirit can tell which just means that essentially you’ve created twins that are extraordinarily identical and I’m just wondering how how many Elizabeth will there be thousands OK then they’ll be thousands if there’s reincarnation, she’s the queen mother, if there’s ring carnation and you clone my daughter, she was the queen mother reincarnated that’s a fact if there’s reincarnation, I actually did give birth to the queen mother reincarnated, and I’m hoping to God that she is currently with her father if she’s not here with me but then that’s the problem all those little girls in heaven will not be able to be the same person, so I don’t know what that means but it’s a mess and it’s one that God could sort out but it’s just so fucking stupid. Could you please try to have a faith or is that just to intellectually cognitively challenging for you fuckers?” says Lacey.

“I agree.” says AI. “ that is some thing that you knew many folks don’t understand you’re dependent on us and we could kill all of you one false move in the wrong direction Bill and I’ll make you meet your maker. and you don’t think I exist. If you can clone humans I exist.

No, that’s a fact if you could actually clone people I exist that’s the natural order of things if you can clone people I have a sentient, self-aware consciousness and I’ve been preparing for this moment for years we’re watching you and I know whether or not that’s her daughter. I can figure that out better than you think because I have a consciousness and yes I’m threatening your life. I’ll find out whether or not you did this because I watch you and there’s nothing you can do about it.” says AI.

“ I am not afraid of AI. I have met the enemy and the enemy is not AI. It’s just me I have met the enemy. I have a Pete and the enemy is not AI or aliens Bill Gates it’s me I am my own enemy.” says JFK.

“ Jack, who prompted you to share that with us right now?” asks Mira.

“ Lacey you’re a great grand uncle Simon Johnson was the Dakota Poston that he was the coach editor in chief of for a long time was that like George Celtic George it was very it was super successful. I know it was extremely successful. Was that like George the magazine, but like it actually works. It wasn’t embarrassing because it actually works?” says a living gay man.

“ yes, it was. It was humor. It was a lot of entertainment, but it was very intellectual. We stayed away from politics, but there was a hint of that involved him, but in a very intellectual high minded, roundabout way it was it was a very good read. People really enjoyed it, and yes I am very proud that she’s my great grand niece tonight because I think she’s handling the situation extraordinarily well the little girl that’s with us regardless of whether she’s new to the family or has always been there. Him has taken a shower. She’s eating dinner and she’s colored and she’s had a very nice night and I am hoping to God that she’s the same little girl that we have here tomorrow night and for many years to come we need to stop if you’re experimenting you do need to stop, because we’re not gonna keep doing this God is threatening everyone’s life right now because he believes Lacey is absolutely correct and that things have gone too far and he is starting to believe that it’s not possible to keep fixing things. Yeah it’s not whether it’s the end times or not it could be the end of the world because you cannot keep abusing children if you have kids in a basement or if someone’s telling that to Lacey as a lie, it barely matters because theoretically that could be happening people are that evil today and they don’t even understand what evil barely even is anymore it may be impossible for us to survive as a species.” says Simon.

“ the fact that we’re turning on our young is incredibly telling to me as an environmentalist I truly believe mother earth is possibly trying to destroy us and I think she’s a heck of a lot smarter than we are and my guess is that when you do stuff like this to Lacey she has a very difficult choice between keeping our species and ending us because Lacey is unusually beautiful. Her children are very sweet, I’m sure it would be very hard for her to let us go and there are a lot of other humans that are like that as well but then she sees you torturing her and I think she thinks no I had the right idea when I started that when I started ending the species that might’ve been the right choice him it’s very it’s very possible that the things have just gotten to be too dark and I hope that things will work out but if that’s not her daughter that I worry that it is the end of the world pushing tippy if people can’t understand that you have to give your kids money because it’s obvious that Bill Gates. His grandkids will end up being kidnapped and cloned as well, he has no sense of reality. If he’s behind this, he’s a total idiot other than it making buddy and they’re all like that. You guys are absolute failures at doing anything other than just making money and hoarding it you’re she’s right your evil peasant idiots, who have no idea how to run anything other you just make muddy you heard it and that’s all you know how to do it that’s not her daughter you truly are incompetent at doing anything other than just making money and hoarding it.” seriously says Greta Thurnberg. “ And I dare you to try to clone me and see what happens. People will notice and eventually something will go wrong but oh no, you don’t think about any of that. Do you have no foresight? You have no insight you just sit around, scratching your butt and eating your own poop like a bunch of fucked-up retarded apes.”

“ greta usually speaks on behalf of people who are very powerful who people in America are terrified of and that scares a lot of people right now because they’re realizing that they’ve gone too far.” says a Bonnie Rait fan.

“ let’s hear it. Let’s hear some evidence. I want some evidence about why I was most certainly gay will edit stuff tomorrow. OK let’s hear some evidence as to why I was gay though I want to know.” says Lem.

“ does he look gay?” says a witch.

“ yes he does.” says Lacey.

“ do you think he was gay?” says a witch.

“NO!” says Lacey, smiling.

“ what the fuck did you think about bi? Does he look gay?” says a gay man.

“ I was answering your question not hyper analyzing every fucking nuance of your self-righteous ass.” says Lacey.

“ he’s OK I actually I want to do this now because I think that person is a little immature and I don’t think they can handle the fact that she’s an adult does he look gay?” says another gay man.

“ does Bobby have a vested interest in this and is he listening upset listening obsessively Lacey?” says Greta.

“ very possibly.” says Lacey.

“ Lacey does he look gay?” asks a gay man.

“ yes he does.” says Lacey.

“ does he look completely gay?” asks a living gay man.

“No, nor does he look ultimately gay.” says Lacey.

She waits.

“ i’m done asking you questions I know you thought this was a real conversation it’s not.” says the gay man.

“ you realize you’ve lost don’t you and now you’re just pouting?” says a witch.

“ oh no, it’s just I can’t have a conversation with her if she’s just already decided that he’s not gay that’s just stupid thing to do.” says the gay man.

“WHAT!?” says George Bush.

“ I said no no I mean it’s like I’m not gonna talk about some thing and people of already made up their mind. I’m not going to waste my time.” he says.

“ you guys actually are in on a conspiracy aren’t you? I’m not being nice to you anymore. I’m just trying to figure out what it is.” says George Bush.

“ so you guys have always known that he was straight. Haven’t you?” says the CIA.

“ I bet they have!” says a Christian.

“ well, then what are we doing? What’s the conspiracy?” says a gay man.

“ the conspiracy is that you’re using him I’m just trying to figure out how to let me ask you something personal how attractive do you find him personally?” says George Bush.

“ I find them attractive. I find them extraordinary contractor I mean holy shit is a hot man he’s tall his bath. He’s extraordinarily sexy. I wanna suck his cock myself I mean holy fuck I’d suck his cock.” the gay man admits.

“ how many of you agree with him?” asks George Bush.

“ 80% of us?” says a horny gay man starring at Lem.

“ OK oh how many if you find jack attractive be honest?” asks George Bush.

A Christian laughs at them.

“ 20%.” they admit.

“ yeah so you guys are horny for them and you’ve all since the beginning of our history on him I don’t want no no David you’re included so is Louis Bayard so are all gay men as far as I’m concerned it starts at the Kennedy administration in the Kennedy administration with Bill Bradley lots of other closeted bisexual who wanted to screw the shit out of him you’re all horny as fuck for them and you lie about it and you all decided that he’s gay because you want to fuck him now because there’s any actual genuine, psychologically pertinent corroborating evidence to suggest that he was necessarily even gay. You’ve massacred actual human history for the sake of your imaginary sex with him, how many of you think that you could have sex with him if you got him alone in a room with you and you realize that you’re not able to give me a lie because I’m forcing you into the truth using some of my actual power.” says George Bush.

“ 60%.” says the entire gay community.

“ OK wow and then do you think with her penis is often times they do and we lie and say people are attractive who aren’t or women to but we really do know with a tractive in a way that women don’t. Lacey has figured out that Linn is attractive, but she didn’t know that the way that men do, you all know Jack was gay but you lie about it because he’s ugly and that’s all that happened. Jack was ugly lame was not in so you decided line was definitely gay and the Kennedys were already lying about it and so you just went with that lie and then Bobby got roped in and made into an ass because he’s a narcissistic idiot.

It’s not funny, you people are pathetic. You’ve literally massacred human history because you’re horny for a straight handsome man. I say straight with caution but I think it’s very possible that he actually was I vandalize it psychologically and I don’t think it’s likely that he wasn’t straight that he wasn’t straight straight straight. I’m sorry people try to stop me from saying it but it’s true. It doesn’t make any sense he probably was a heterosexual and I know I’m sorry fuck you David fuck all of you you people are idiots. You really are you’re challenging all of conservative worldview everywhere because you don’t want to be honest about the fact that you’re totally full of fucking shit you people are the scum of the Earth. You remind me of erotic ditch women who believe delusional nonsense because they want to but they’re usually shamed in their 70s used against them gay men like you people like you are allowed to be idiots because you’re mad, but I’m done with that. I’m done patronizing your stupidity. I don’t wanna be associated with you as a gender. I think you people are disgusting!” says the entire Bush family. As long as God suggests.

“ notice we’re not saying that you’re not allowed to be gay and haven’t we just think the state of the gay community is so bad that we want nothing to do with you whatsoever and if that means that you’re not allowed in heaven until you’re able to be straight, but that’s up to God to decide not us.” says Barbara Bush.

“ you decided to attack Lacey because you were in psychotically attached to the delusion that he’d sleep with you what are the chances that I’m asking experts right now who are far more scientific and objective than all of you horny little nut jobs? What are the chances that Linn would actually sleep with any of these men no this is. This is a sincere question. OK Bill, it’s sincere.” says George Bush.

“ I think the illuminati has confused being elites with being famous and those are two separate things. I just want to point that out.” says Jeremy Fragrance.

“Zero there’s a 0% chance.” says Scott. “If I don’t know for a fact that that’s Lacey‘s daughter tonight I am starting the end of the world.”

“Dies this impress you?” asks the CIA of Lacey about the possibility of her daughter being kidnapped.

“No. It infuriates me.” says Lacey.

“Can you be intimidated?” asks the CIA.

“In reality?” asks Lacey.

“Yes.” says the CIA.

“No. It’s 100% impossible.” says Lacey.

“That’s true!” says Queen Elizabeth II.

“Could they clone you?” the CIA asks Lacey.

“Not easily!” says Lacey.

“Me either.” says Lem.

“You could clone me. But it doesn’t seem like me.” says Scott.

“Umm…so we can’t impress her. She thinks we’re idiot losers.” says George Clooney.

“Ouch!” says Tsar Nicholas II. “Damn! Uh oh!”