“Weird” by Lem

(September 16th, 2024)

Lacey was being mocked by Diego. Apparently. He felt…empowered mocking her. And that suggests that he saw her as some sort of loser. But it’s unclear why.

“Do you see Lacey as a man?” asks Elliott Roosevelt of Mina.

“No.” says Mina.

“That’s how you relate to her.” says Elliott. “But that’s just not who she is.”

“Why do women like you do that!?” says Lacey.

“I’ve never understood it either.” says a Boomer woman.

Their poor ancestors stare at Lacey. In a saloon. She’s not one of them. And she sits there looking at them…baffled.

“Umm…do we seem feminine?” says a Middle Eastern woman.

“No! She seems feminine.” says Mina.

“That’s not the impression you give. Anyone. Including men.” says Elliott.

“We’re not being serious.” says Mina.

“I didn’t know that. And neither did Diego.” says Chris.

Mina laughs. “Okay. But…she’s…obviously feminine.”

“That’s not the impression you gave me! At the meeting when we were reading her. You told me she was weird. And very gay.” says Diego. “And evil.”

“Yeah. That’s how mean girls always treat me.” says Lacey. “In my generation.”

“Does any of that identity vibe with you?” asks Kamala.

“No. But…I’m so laid back I haven’t ever worried about it until you all attacked me, I guess.” says Lacey.

“I did that. I’m…evil.” admits JFK.

“You tempt us to attack her!??” says Mina.

“YES.” says JFK.

“He’s a bully.” says Ken in the afterlife.

“Okay. So…you just don’t get it…” says one of her former bullies.

“What…the fuck…are you even talking about!?” says Peter.

“We are fucked!” says Mina. “We are so fucked!”

“You know what happened? Lacey…you were so quiet. And so sweet. And really pretty. But…so quiet. And…I think…we were actually bored by you.” admits one of her bullies. “You’re…boring.”

“Yeah.” says Lacey.

“You’re so sweet…and intelligent…and…kind. But…you’re slow. Not like…retarded. But…extremely serious. So…you want to be super chill and calm and polite. And…most kids aren’t like that. Not in America. So…we actually got bored by you. But we thought it was something else.” says one of her former bullies. “You’re too naturally nice and quiet for most living people to handle.”

“How is that masculine!??” says Diego.

“It’s not. But…it’s so fricken boring.” says Mina.

“Yeah. I’m boring. …I don’t bore myself. At all. But…I think most people are all secretly bored by me.” says Lacey.

“And that’s part of why this nonsense with Jack is so serious. Because it’s so vastly different than reality.” says a demon.

“Oh wow. Okay.” says Mina. “Umm…so Chris and Diego thought you were a gold-digger. …In your estimation…what’s the likelihood that that’s true?”

“There’s about a 10% chance at most.” says Lacey.

“I don’t find her boring at all!” says Lem.

“Good!” says Lacey.

“Ummm…so…you’re not at all like Katharine Heigl or Mandy Moore. That’s a misunderstood. …You’re like a sexy…librarian…from the 1950’s. Who’s breathy…and quiet…and intelligent.” says a man in the Illuminati.

“Yes!!” says Rita Banks. “That’s objectively true.”

“Sorry we’re so loud.” says a perfume hater.

Lacey stares at her. Blinks. “How do you mean that?”

“Loud. Online.” she finally says.

“Oh! Yes. You are. A bit. …That’s just your way. I guess.” says Lacey.

“You’re more spirited than some people. But I wonder how much of that is because you’re trying to relate to people?” says Mina.

“A lot of it.” says Lacey.

“You know you stop being bullied as much when you were about 10 years old because you stop trying to be entertaining to people in school.” says one of her childhood bullies.

“Yeah I started just focusing on schoolwork that’s true.” says Lacey.

“We were nicer to you after that, but you were right nobody tried to be your friend you just sort of disappeared, and stopped getting as much attention from people.” says one of her bullies.

“Yeah I always had the sense that a lot of you weren’t really going to want to be my friend if I was myself and I was right and it’s just it was a very lonely childhood extraordinarily lonely and it’s been an extraordinarily lonely life.” says Lacey. 

“We don’t give a damn about you. We don’t love you. But I think if someone loved you they would like your quietness and it wouldn’t be a problem and they would just…love you.” she says. “Like parents.”

“True!!” says Rita.

“Of course because there’s lots of quiet people who have happy lives they just have friends and family that care about them. Yeah and I don’t have that as much as a lot of people do. I think Mark cares about me some but no most most people are probably actually very bored by the real person that I actually am.” says Lacey.

“I’m not. And I love her.” says Lem.

“ no she’s very kind. She’s a very what some people would think of as persnickety. She’s very persnickety very complicated very serious, but she’s very kind and she’s try not to be an unloving on relatable person and actually in our generation as she saw yesterday at the store, she would’ve been considered one of the eggrolls so men would’ve been fascinated by her and they are attracted to her now too but it would’ve been different and so that would’ve been a very weird experience for her because she’s experience to get a tiny bit now because the men in that generation are being allowed to interact with or who are dead like me, but it’s very overwhelming to her because she’s not used to people actually caring about her in that way and even growing up with parents who loved the real person that she is she would’ve still struggled with making friends at times because she’s so deeply serious and quiet just by nature and so that that’s the problem and no matter what if that she was very mysterious and fascinating and she is but I know there is if there is a sort of micro evolution, and some people aren’t capable of understanding that concept and I don’t have time for it right now I’m exhausted and exasperated with all thing but no, she really is more like the greatest generation and I am or the silent generation, and know that would’ve that it’s not some thing she ever got to experience developmentally as an adult but now she would’ve been very popular with men extremely popular and her hair would look different and her whole style would be different because we had different styles long straight hair is a little weird to her aesthetically but she wears it because it’s popular she’s really not that suited for today so that’s part of why she just doesn’t try that hard with how she looks because she doesn’t like what there is to choose from. It’s not exciting to her. It’s just dull but no back in the day yeah, with people in her actual generation genetically and someways they would’ve been more comfortable admitting that she was beautiful and they would’ve felt more of an urge to procreate with her and so they would’ve been far more vocal.

Yes, honey Fitz and Jack are constantly trying to shut her up because if there is reincarnation, they are currently terrified by how stupid they look too many living people. If there’s not reincarnation for some reason they’re so paranoid to and there’s other demons that are attacking her trying to shut her up and it’s not going to work, but they are very very anxious.

And part of the reason why I’m sharing, not speaking into the phone, possibly be misinterpreted by the phone with being attacked in the supernatural and having my words misconstrued is because she has struggled this morning to walk because she’s being so psychically attacked by people who are panicking because they’re realizing as time goes on that line really might have been straight And that she’s not who they thought she was and they’re mostly just liberals to be honest but they really are freaking out and yes they tried to kill Trump yesterday of course can we just get over that I’m not saying Kamala is directly responsible, but there are liberals who are paranoid that he’s going to win Him who will probably be trying to assassinate him often on for the next four years if he’s elected and possibly the rest of his life because they’re that angry.

Oh, and no I’m not saying Kamala is one of them actually, she may have been aware that they were going to try it if there’s an illuminati but she was not directly responsible necessarily nor did she condone their plans or behavior. It’s more just that it’s been it’s her hands are tied possibly it’s billionaires supporters of hers that she doesn’t control And it’s private conversations and secret societies so it’s like what is she supposed to do? Do you know if she can’t hold them legally responsible to so be careful who you target be careful who you assume that I’m talking about we’re a lot of very wealthy people who no one knows about there’s nothing written about them and Lacey‘s family is like that right you didn’t know how wealthy they were until she told you, you didn’t even know that they existed until she told you know they’re rare and they’re loyal, but there are people who have other resources and it’s not just there’s a lot of people in this country who are under the radar with their power.

But really the point is and it wasn’t Tim walls either the point is we would’ve been fascinated by Lacey. I’m sorry if you don’t get her aesthetic, I feel like writing a whole blog post just about her body because I don’t think men today get her body they look at it and they’re just like oh yeah I guess she’s attractive. No you don’t understand you don’t you don’t understand OK you don’t understand you don’t get it

That’s what she shaves like Marilyn was shaped like that so much too, and so is Lacey Women today. Don’t look like that that’s not what women today look like. I don’t think that there’s a Boomer even who really usually looks like that she does either because her jeans are old or because her father was literally born in 1894, but that’s what Lacey looks like she’s not exaggerating that’s how curvy she actually is there’s not there are not closed today for her to wear to show off her body that way.” says Elliott. “But yes. She’s very quiet by nature.”

“She has smaller boobs. But they’re just as attractive.” says Lem. “Lacey.”

“And she has smaller shoulders.” says Elliott. “ anyway, my point is simply that in our generation, she just posted some thing and decided to take it down because it just seemed pointless but no basically I’m sorry you don’t get it but she really is attractive.”

“ we know that but that’s I mean that woman is obviously attractive but it’s funny because no it’s not. It’s not as attractive to us as it was to you. It’s not that I can’t tell that she’s attractive though I can tell she’s attractive it’s just not it doesn’t it it’s not as exciting to me as it was to you.” says Jonah.

“ yeah but then do you have any idea how weird that is for her because she is that hot Diana Dors was really hot, so is Lacey but men in your generation know that she’s attractive and objectively will say things to her like yeah you’re like a nine or 10 or some guys I called her an eight but it’s always been like a nine or 10 or a date and so they’re just like yeah you’re hot but then they’re not all that excited about it they’re just like yeah I guess you’re hot. Whatever I don’t give a shit go. Fuck yourself. That’s your reaction to her. That’s how millennial men and Gen X have been to her or they’re just like yeah you’re hot I mean yeah you’re like a 10 or an eight or nine or some thing but and you’re like hot but like I don’t give a shit get out of my face bitch that’s how you’ve treated her.

I am and obviously she’s not gonna understand then what’s going on with him because when she is with her and she was younger, this happened to her frequently but now that she’s older, it happens less because frankly the men are dead but yesterday when she was at a store an older man who is probably the 6 foot three was working there and he was probably in his late 70s and maybe he was retired and that was just a job for him to do for fun. He saw her walking around and she was by herself and he decided to say something so he kind of talk to her in the very sexual flirtatious way And it floored her because that kind of thing happened to her with older men a lot when she was younger, and there are some men who she’s had some interactions with him in the last year or two, but they have it approached her. They haven’t approached her and actually said something And when she was younger, a lot of catty heartless people would say oh well yeah you’re pretty but they’re not hitting on you because you’re pretty they’re hitting on you because they’re creepy old man which is disgusting in and in some cases might have been jealousy but no a lot of women have said oh that’s creepy that’s weird you’re so young you know you’re 2526 years old and this man is what 50 or this man is 70 and how dare he do that, and it could’ve just been jealousy and stupidity and lack of self-awareness on their part but it was something that women would frequently say to her were there just like oh my gosh that’s weird that’s so gross you you’re like Lolita oh my god oh my God!

What are oh that’s perversion that’s perversion that’s gotta be perversion!

It’s not she’s 4041 possibly she looks older she’s gotten Saguier although she’s not saggy but she has gotten slightly Saguier over the years just a little just a tiny bit I mean it’s not dramatic but there’s a slight fit there and no it’s not Lolita anymore. That’s deranged narcissistic bullshit. It always was, but not as much as it would be now. I know it’s not perversion. I’m sorry she’s when is she a woman to you? When do you people admit that she’s an adult?

I mean, you know who you think you’re the pinnacle of creation don’t you you you guys really do nowadays you think you’re the most broke self-aware profound generation never exist it’s disgusting. You’re not!

So here’s the thing to know it it is truly just that she is that remarkably attractive and it’s not just her face it’s her whole body and he he noticed it I notice it a lot of men in my generation have noticed her. Him and that’s the problem. She is unusually attractive and really far more curvy than a lot of people have cared about today and actually, I feel like women have noticed that more openly than men which is really disturbing considering that she’s straight it’s not in the sense that women maybe you’re more aware of what women look like historically but then that’s disturbing to because what does that mean about men that you’re just idiots with no sense of history I mean what is that But no she is shaped like Marilyn Monroe. Casi was literally told Lacey that and it’s true and Casi is larger than Lacey but she’s not shaped like that. She is very very very curvaceous but it’s a different shape. OK we’re talking about shapes we’re talking about things that are very non-emotive very intellectual Casi is very curvy but no it’s a different shape that the proportions are arranged differently. It’s just a different shape it’s a different model. It’s a different person a different generation genetically possibly and so she noticed and she said that to Lacey you look like Marilyn Monroe your body is shaped like Marilyn Monroe and Lacey thought what the heck is she talking about and then she realize that yeah it’s sort of true And I obviously would notice that I am a man and I was attracted to to Maryland another women who were shaped like that but it is different and so I think it’s disturbing because you don’t she was trying to tell her husband this yesterday because it was really thought-provoking to hurt what happen with that man but it’s it’s very fun it really is actually quite disturbing because that is her shape And yet because that’s her shape and that’s not what popular men were alive today haven’t commented on it and they’ve they’ve objectively realize that she’s that attractive but they haven’t found it exciting and and frankly I wouldn’t be surprised if some of you have miscategorised Lem’s is gay partially, because he actually is so foreign looking himself genetically. But no, Marilyn was not homosexual Lacey‘s not homosexual. Lem’s actually wasn’t homosexual either and she’s very curvy. She’s very curvy but she’s also and it’s like how do I explain this she is in, but it’s not extremely curvy like some women Diana actually wasn’t she had larger shoulders, which made her look less curvy, but Marilyn did not end so then Marilyn looked a little curvier and actually she was in away, so Lacey yeah we were talking about women in the variance of curving us now they’re all curvy Maryland Diana and Lacey are all curvy women, but they’re different kinds of curvy, and I guess you could say Lacey is slightly less curvy but at the same time she’s not Sick so we can just say that they’re all curvy women. Diana and Marilyn had a larger front but then you could see Marilyn’s the most curvy possibly of all of them. I’m not sure who is actually more curvy Lacey or Diana and it’s complicated but it’s a matter of preference at that point. What do you like do you like a more triangular curve or which is Diana or do you like something that is a hourglass, but could yeah I know Alys he’s pretty much just an hourglass, but it’s him it it edges towards more of a pear shape but she’s not Lacey‘s not pear shape so it is an hourglass, but and so is Diane and away but Yeah it’s like Lacey somewhat of an inverted triangle repair and Diana sort of a triangle but not and then Maryland is pretty much just an hourglass although you could say she’s more of a triangle but you know what it it really just is becomes a little bit nonsensical because they’re not really at least it’s not really pear-shaped And Diana wasn’t really a triangle I’m trying to have a conversation that is objective so if this irritates you get over it and try to find someway to be objective in your protestation him but that’s the problem so no she’s curvy and she was supposed to have had a vastly different life experience Than the one that she had where she would have realized a lot about life and a lot about men and a lot about herself that she’s never had a chance to realize and another women to just the fact that she really is that beautiful. Um, it’s never some thing that she’s ever had Admired in the way that some women are admired and so she doesn’t have empathy for other people the way that they would so it’s like if she’d worn high heels and dresses as would really flatter her body, she would’ve walked around getting a Normas amount of attention from men and women and that is who she is but that’s not her life. She wears Birkenstocks and shorts and it’s flattering but it’s not high heels and a skirt or a petal pushers. Add a triangle undergarment if you know pointy undergarment, which would actually be quite attractive women back, then had different shaped rest. The women do today, which is why they had triangles because the triangle was actually more what they were shaped like than women are today I’m just being honest with you.” says Elliott.

“ are you serious? They actually had triangle shaved boobs people said oh that’s not a thing is it actually was it actually a thing!?” says Casi.

“ yes actually to some degree yes people today and we both said oh no one‘s boobs are shaped like that. When was that set probably in the 80s or 90s and anyone who the protester just didn’t say anything but know that actually is false. Lacey is shaped that way slightly Diane. It was slightly a lot of women back then we’re actually shaped I mean it’s not like a pure triangle because there are curves but the shape is more like a triangle and so the people designing those undergarments back then thought that that look was more flattering they thought that it sort of exaggerated everything that men would find attractive, and it actually did to some degree flatter some women. Lacey would’ve been included in that Maryland was included in that, but it wasn’t like a pure triangle, but it was more triangular than women are today. It’s just true where they how they were shaped where the chest fell on the chat the rest fell on their chest, how they were separated, the whole thing was more naturally shaped like a triangle. It just was a more flattering look and it went out of style as those women started well frankly becoming what 4050 something and it just wasn’t as I don’t know that maybe they got sick of looking like that or some thing I don’t know, but it went out of style and then, when people were younger who fashion was catering to in the 80s who were younger than the late 70s and 80s those women were shaped differently, and they stop making them that way, but that I was actually look for a reason because it actually was more natural unflattering then people today realize I have possibly realize for a while.” says Elliott.

“ so if she had had that attention from men in a more obvious way that she could understand, and her personality will say, and then there for it’s like, even if something happened that she didn’t realize or notice who cares it’s probably wasn’t as obvious or as I was gonna say accurate as the men, a previous generations would’ve experienced expressed, and then the way they expressed it went over her head so so then what she hast to realize is that what would’ve been normal is the way men have treated her in that church in those generations, the silent generation and the greatest generation those generations are what actually is normal and I think if that was the male population alive you know the majority well she was young the same age as her know she would have a lot more empathy for other women because she would walk around looking at her actual best and it would fly to her. She would look at her actual best and she would probably get more attention, and then women who are offended by her, even now so to speak, because she is just objectively that beautiful so women that are offended by her or who are catty or competitive no would make more sense to her but I think it hasn’t entirely made sense because she’s so quiet and women have been so weird to her treating her like she’s some sort of a dude when really she’s just a very serious quiet person and they could’ve actually just been bothered by how pretty she was or something and so they’ve been mean and she’s just like I have no idea why this is weird and then yeah it just is not made any sense to her at all and she thinks maybe I am masculine but then she’s like no not really never mind I don’t know what that is but I guess I’ll just have to ignore it because it’s not really who I am but whatever I know that’s not who I am. I guess that’s just their perception and that’s sad in a way but that’s fine and then she just let it go and then it’s like to put. I think she would’ve thought no no there’s something wrong with us. Why are they treating me this way and it’s very similar to how we will have treated her like she was poor in the perfume community and then you consider that she was never loved that much and so no it’s not that she lacks self-awareness Casi it’s that she lacks perspective because people have been lying to her, her whole life so no, she’s not masculine you know that some of you might be feeling catty or feisty, for some reason but it’s not because she’s masculine and she irritates you because she’s so in love with you which is what you keep telling her and that’s what Jackie keeps telling her and she’s like I’m not attracted to these people but I guess that’s what they think oh well, I am so no. She lacks empathy person because she lacks empathy. She’s an autumn pathetic person. It’s just there’s not. She can’t have empathy because she doesn’t understand what the problem is OK so if you could explain that to her like an adult with empathy for her, that would be great, but that’s not what’s happened and instead she’s been grasping at straws, communicating with the dead because you people are to self important and vain to just be honest with her, and actually tell her the truth.” says Elliott’s sister.

“ I think she’s just ugly I think that’s the truth!” yells a herd of Millennials.

“ no I don’t think that makes any sense.” says Elliott.

“ OK but like I would like he’s gotta be something about her that’s ugly. Oh my God has to be you must be focusing on something in the mirror that is like flattering to you because you’re a narcissist and it’s not that like you’re really beautiful it’s that you’re ugly and then the camera tells the truth and the meal wise to you because you’re insane!” yells a Millennial woman.

“ no that’s bullshit on Mother’s Day. Lacey wanted to commit suicide because her husband is too honest with her and he’s sometimes rather heartless about it. I know that because I have listened to the conversations OK oh and I can be like that myself but I am narcissistic her husband isn’t necessarily narcissistic, if anything he’s a little autistic having he may be somewhat narcissistic but not like me then I’m sorry but that’s just bullshit. She doesn’t look like her pictures. Her pictures are not flattering she’s far more attractive in person. That’s fact he’s fact check that for her she’s not brain dead and she’s not a narcissist and she’s objective and so, she’s looked in the mirror that is what she looks like and that is a phenomenon for a lot of people. A lot of people are not particularly photogenic. That’s actually quite common and I get so angry sometimes if he will because I think I don’t have time for it but no it’s not that women are a sunset that can’t be captured. It’s not the fucking camera. It’s selfish shit. OK it’s not that it’s hard to capture a sunset on camera is that cameras are fucking shit at capturing certain dimensions they are get over it it’s hard and if you’re a really skilled photographer, you can kind of do it but it’s also just the fucking camera itself. Cameras do lie. They do add 10 pounds. That’s not a myth. And so that’s the problem. Cameras are horrible at capturing her face that’s not made up and I don’t know what to say that’s just a fact and actually we’ve had some people look at her just to get it just to get a perspective on who were dealing with if there’s an illuminati, we’ve had people Who look at her in public who are in the CIA I did. I’m sorry I mean no shit we’ve done this I don’t people lack of imagination I guess Fuester is new Menotti. Yeah we’ve sent people to go track her down. You know what I look at the state fair in major cities some time with people walking in crowds at restaurants, we’ve had people watching her who are playing closed, non-obvious people and know she is about 10 and was funny because a I actually thought she was 9.10 and the photo itself look like shit but AI disagreed and AI was able to analyze her. No that’s not nonsense you can say oh that’s just stupid that flatters everyone know it doesn’t know it doesn’t. It doesn’t flatter everyone. Some people are a lot less attractive than they think and some people like her are actually objectively better than they realize no I’m sorry she’s like a nine or 10 at least she really is unusually attractive and her media OK part of me is a narcissist to saying that because I’m a little proud of that fact because my uncle could’ve married her him, we we have problems in our family were narcissist, but no, my uncle could’ve married her Joe and he would’ve been very proud. I don’t know what they would’ve done when it came to photographing her because she’s not photogenic but that would’ve been some thing we would’ve had to worry about yeah I know it’s not some thing but yeah so that’s why I’m letting myself be nice to her because it’s a flattering thing to be honest but it is also true so sorry she’s better looking than any woman in my family born into the family or married, and Joe was arguably the most attractive man in my family. He was very tall and handsome and out of all of us know he was the most good-looking unless her shoe fell in love with him that’s part of the reason his blog is even being written but that’s that’s she is she’s a rare beauty she is she has brown eyes she if there’s rain carnation might look slightly Egyptian but no, she is actually unusually attractive. And yeah, she looks like Scotia she does that woman on the Stainglass picture version of Scotia is lit. That is Lacey‘s face for the most part those are, those are her actual facial features for the most part she’s a little more generation greatest generation her for features are a little more dainty than that they’re not small they’re dainty and there is a difference, but um, but that basically is what she looks like so if you don’t know what she looks like yeah the people who’ve seen her would say that that is a very close very close resemblance to her actual face OK so no she’s not ugly that’s insane and if you’re a narcissist you’re probably projecting. Yeah no she is unusually attractive, so oh I mean no this is the problem because it seems like what I’ve heard is that it’s been a bizarre experience for her where she hasn’t really been allowed in a sense to live her own life as was designed by God and it’s been sort of a natural which is hard for me. It’s on this blog if there’s no illuminati, I lose my shit over it but I may have come around a little bit or work through it and I know it’s possible I was straight and I know he really might’ve been. He might’ve been straight. We don’t actually have proof that he wasn’t and it’s possible it’s possible Anna and yeah, basically my my uncle was a jerk and those two ran off together whether he was straight or bisexual. That’s basically what happened to the my uncle Joe was. It was a jerk and she ran off with lime They ran off together. I mean it would want me to say that’s what happened.

Oh, would that have happened? Had she been born early or probably they probably yeah they probably would’ve. They probably would’ve runoff together the first chance they got he wasn’t he probably wasn’t gay that’s probably a little bit of a historical stretch and it’s sad how seriously people take yourselves, thinking that you have objective truth when you don’t which is not unfamiliar to me at this point, that’s pretty common more than you think but no I’m sorry he was not my uncle but he was friends with my uncles and she could’ve almost been my aunt and yeah it’s just what I mean. It’s pretty ordinary I suppose but no she she ran off with One and if you make whatever that of you will, but he was obviously attracted to her and obviously will be for eternity seemingly so he seems to be straight. Could you have been bisexual or pansexual? I don’t know I don’t think she entirely knows either 100% but it seems pretty likely to her that he was straight, so I guess so I mean I don’t know what you want me to say was I behind you thinking he was just straight gay oh yeah at times I have encourage that narrative but also I think you guys kind of came up with it on your own because you liked the idea for some reason And I don’t know why that worries me slightly but that’s a different topic and we are clearly not open to talking about it so we just won’t to at least some of you or pretend to be in maybe some of you are I don’t know whatever I am so sick of that so basically yeah this seems possible to me and it’s disturbing because I think she would’ve totally acted differently as a person and been more appropriate because I think she was appropriate, but I think she would’ve been more thoughtful and loving if she hadn’t knowing how offensive she could be to people based on the blessings that she’s been given. I don’t think she’s realize what they are The way that most people do and so she’s not able to be humble about them or consider it because she doesn’t even know she has them the way that most people know so you’re expecting her to be so kind to you and empathetic and compassionate, when in reality, I don’t think she even knows what she’s supposed to be compassionate, kind, and compassionate about so keep that in mind as you’re hating her, you’re talking to someone who is not in touch with that part of reality, but it’s not because she’s crazy it’s because people have been crazy to her and we can’t see ourselves objectively that’s impossible you can’t see yourself from behind you can’t see yourself from the side really so we don’t know entirely what we look like and you’re asking that of her and refusing to be loving to her OK her parents that raised her we’re loving people bullied her and she’s quiet and sweet and I don’t know what you’re expecting. It’s like well then someone must tell her she must figure it out somehow no not necessarily not necessarily, that’s wishful thinking.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

Later.

“Where did we get our mannerisms from?” asks a witch of Lacey.

“She loves women like this.” says Kick. “I think they feel loving and maternal to her.”

“They do. I love their suggestions.” says Lacey.

“You’re not supposed to like them.” says Al Franken.

“But…they notice her. And take time to make actual comments that are relevant.” says Lem.

“I love their attention. I’ve made friends- Well what I thought were friends.” says Lacey.

“So they don’t feel condescending to you?” asks a Millennial woman.

“No! They feel…perky and accurate. Almost uplifting.” says Lacey.

Elliott Roosevelt cracks-up laughing.

“It’s sad. But she’s being completely serious.” says Elliott’s brother.

Tom Banks laughs slightly too. “The mothers in my generation were actually a little like that at times. And it’s just their way. …That’s not what these women are doing, but Lacey didn’t know that.” he says becoming more serious.

“No! I get it. I actually get it.” says Casi.

“Have they ever found you weird?” asks a woman.

“No! They’ve loved her response. They assume she’s just a dear.” says Betty White. “And she is.”

“So you’ve copied them?” asks a witch.

“No. I can never figure out how to do it. It feels unnatural.” says Lacey.

“So…what’s it like…being the only adult of your generation…alive?” says a living gay man.

Lacey suddenly fights not to burst into tears.

“Yeah. Shit life!” he says. “Honestly…I’m starting to wonder if Lem was straight. Not me. Not…my husband. LEM.”

“When have I ever said anyone else?” says Lacey.

“Never.” he says, shrugging.

“Do you feel…alone?” says another living gay man.

“It’s so much worse than you think.” says Elliott.

“It’s like The Twilight Zone.” says Mark’s grandmother.

“It is like The Twilight Zone.” says Lacey.

“Were you Catholic?” asks Casi.

“Yes! And Italian.” says Mark’s grandmother.

Casi laughs. “So if there’s reincarnation…we’re clearly disturbed.”

“By what’s happening?” says Mark’s grandmother.

“YES!” says Casi.

“We are!!” says Al Capone.

“Who tried to kill me!?” says Donald Trump. “Who!?”

“Deep.” says Al Capone.

“It’s not in their best interests to kill me.” says Donald Trump.

“No.” says an Astor. “It’s not.”

“But they have to!!!” says JFK.

Caroline starts laughing.

“I gave up. And I’m glad I did.” says Bobby.

“No he’s right if this is a real conversation if Lacey is actually talking to Lem he made a very shrewd decision to stop fighting them and concede that maybe our family is toxic and that possibly Lem was actually straight and your father is screwed up. I’m sorry.” says Cheryl.

“ oh, that is reality and yes he did know me he he may know if this is a real conversation that I don’t play games like that so if it’s actually me that Lacey is talking to it really was in his best interest to just stop and he did do some degree so far we’ll see we’re not hopeful and that may even be part of the reason he gave up Lacey and I care about you Caroline we care about everyone in your family but you you you’ve got understand your father really was a narcissist he really wasn’t right in his head.” says Lem.

A living gay man laughs. “Do you try to be in a relationship with Lem or do you try in a way but then in a way you think you’re probably just insane so you don’t try?”

“It’s more the latter. She does try but really in so far as my feelings won’t be hurt. She doesn’t try in the sense that she relies on me.” says Lem. 

Later.

“There is no way…I was happy as I was…at Jack’s wedding…if I was ever attracted to him.” says Lem.

Awkward silence.

“Lem…did you think…you should kill yourself?” says a witch.

“Yes! Often. And that was before Jack died.” says Lem. “I smiled too…damn…much.”

Awkward silence.

“You know…those pictures I took in the snow? At Choate? Jack staged them. He genuinely did. He genuinely sexually charged our photos often. HE DID. …He’d sexualize our photos and actually make me uncomfortable. But then act like he was making a joke. And…I would awkwardly laugh. Loudly. Forcing myself. And he would have a laugh. And…that was that. Maybe he is secretly sad. I don’t know. But it was actually hurtful and confusing. Because I had it in my head we were a couple…and a part of me did feel rejected. Just as a human. Because I knew he wasn’t straight. And being straight myself I didn’t think being attracted to women negated homosexuality. So…I just felt…really gaslit.” says Lem. “And…a little…low on my self-esteem.”

“You really didn’t feel love for him? Because…I would like to apologize. I would. …I’m gay. And…I’m a heathen I guess. As in…I don’t take the flag my best friend flies over his front door seriously enough. …She’s talking to someone. That’s…so likely. And…you seem to be the actual Lem Billings. …I worry…we’ve done ourselves a huge disservice. …Why…do we assume…Lacey…is worthless shit? Okay!? Why!? Why!? …Why…isn’t it possible…he actually could love her more?” says a gay man.

“Because I’m dull.” says Lacey.

“SHIT!!! SHIT! SHIT!!!” yells a living gay man.

“You mean he just decided to leave Jack for her?” asks a witch.

“YES! Why not?” says a gay man.

“Jack is an asshole. And frankly…I’m not convinced Lacey is trustworthy in regard to her own value. …Lacey you saw a cute young straight couple today. And they embodied the aesthetic you thought Lem had with Jack. Or did they? But it made you think and wonder if you could be imagining things after all.” he says. “It’s possible…Lem was bisexual. But…your fear is that you aren’t capable of being like Jack.”

“Or that girl.” says another gay man.

“Yes. But…I think Lem really might have been straight. …There was something more sexual about that guy today than Lem.” says Lacey.

“Why don’t you think…you could be that girl? I’m genuinely curious.” he says.

My Girl by The Temptations plays.

“I’m too damn dull.” says Lacey.

“What was he doing?” says the gay man.

“Rocking her back and forth.” says Lacey.

“With his arms around her.” he says.

“Oh fuck it!! Lacey would you ever display affection like that in public comfortably?” yells Maggie Smith.

“No.” says Lacey. “It’s weird.”

King Charles III bursts out laughing.

A British aristocrat joins her.

“That’s what I was worried about.” says Maggie Smith. “Why couldn’t you be rocked in public like that?” 

“What is supposed to mean? It doesn’t seem very sexually enjoyable and I have no idea what that fuck that’s supposed to mean.” says Lacey.

JD Vance cracks-up laughing.

“The idea is what you think that he’s somehow sexually dominating her in a very romantic, possibly lifelong youthful sort of way. It’s exactly what you imagined I would be capable of.” says Lem. 

“I cannot imagine being that woman. I’m not that stupid.” says Lacey.

“How is she stupid!?” says Maggie Smith.

“Well she’s hoping that he gives a fuck about her and he’s not just worthless and will…actually do what he does???

Yes, I just don’t have that much faith in men. …I think if if if if someone did that to me I would probably think, ‘Oh nice maybe I trust you that much maybe I don’t we’ll see.’ I just I’m not capable of being that light-hearted and trusting of men.” says Lacey. “I think it’s possible which is why it’s so beautiful…but I just can’t imagine being in that position of receiving that love in any way that’s not going to seem like a rejection or dull…cold or something.”

“So you, you literally would be physically incapable of receiving that love? How-how would you respond?” asks a Jewish actress. 

“ I would just freeze and turn into a sort of statue or humor him and act, jolly and happy and try to seem like I was OK with it because I would be trying to give him the benefit of the doubt and then probably do you know not take it very seriously just sort of blow the whole thing off so I would either not take it seriously and I would just be humoring him which means that it would never happen because men don’t seem capable of loving me without some sort of guaranteed you know, full refund of all of their emotions or something or money back or no money back or money guaranteed or whatever it is homes or I would I would just stand there and freeze and have absolutely nothing to say or do probably just waiting for it to be over, trying to somehow not seem offensive.” says Lacey.

“ but it’s not because you don’t want that it’s just that it’s like so dramatically foreign to you and like any human interaction you’ve had at least in this life with any living person other than your kids with and you’re the one giving love unconditionally as a parent and so you just can’t imagine you can’t imagine being loved by someone that much?” says Bobby.

“ no I really can’t not anymore. It’s possible that maybe when I was a little girl I still could’ve imagined it but it’s funny because I didn’t realize that my parents raised me to necessarily care about me. I had a lot of people think that I was uptight or stupid or weird or something and I wasn’t but I just my parents seemingly didn’t care that much at all. I mean they might care some. They might care some in someway but it’s been staggering how little they really love me and I’ve realize that as I’ve gotten older and they just don’t maybe they do maybe they do in someway and they’re just not capable of loving anybody almost at all in any real way, but if they are, I don’t know they’re just they don’t love they don’t love me OK and that will probably offend a lot of people in my family for me to say that so I hope they don’t read that and I hope that they do they can manage to re-read that without. Do you know losing their shit but no, my parents don’t necessarily love me that’s just subjective fact they don’t. I mean I’m not saying I’m not I’m not saying that they never did anything right I’m not saying that they know that they’re hopefully they’re not going to hell but I really don’t know that they do love me at all sincerely and it’s probably rational the reasons why I think that I’m a very rational person. sorry, the no no no 8888 it’s it’s a foreign concept to me at this point and it probably has been most of my life and I just didn’t realize that but no I don’t get it. I would love to be able to get it that’s it’s devastating to me to realize as I get older that I have no idea what that’s like and I’ve always known that but I was just thought oh I got unlucky with love. It’s worse than that but I didn’t realize that until the last year or two, but no, no no no I physically emotionally and cognitively in capable of understanding what that even means.” says Lacey.

“ in relation to you though specifically and just you?” says Bobby.

“ yes, purely in relation to me.” says Lacey.

“did my uncle do this to you and my father knew and was naïve about how bad it was?” says Bobby.

“ possibly.” says Lacey.

“ I am I am sorry that cruciate doesn’t believe in reincarnation. I really wish that it did and I really wish that it was true and if it is I really wish you could have that conversation with somebody because I am I actually I’m just close with you very slightly, because of my own mothers coldness and honestly I don’t know what to say it’s like oh my dad is dead. I sincerely think Tom could be your dad and might actually love you Lacey and I don’t know what to say I am thighs with you possibly on I’m also curious though did Matt and we don’t get away with anything we really don’t I really don’t Lacey but Oh and I’m talking about love slightly there believe it or not but because no he shouldn’t of had me using drugs you know that I know that I don’t know what the fuck he was thinking and honestly I feel sorry for him if he literally thought it was a sociopath, and he thought I should just die of heart if you genuinely feel sorry for them because you and I both know and I don’t know what the hell was wrong with him you and I both know that’s not the way to handle any child any teenager and it’s absurd I don’t know why he didn’t realize that I really don’t know why I I don’t I don’t get it you would’ve think the thing is I think there’s something there that he’s hiding from you and I would be fascinated to know what it is if you were in his shoes if you’re hearing from him and he actually thought that I could just die and that would be OK. He clearly thought it was insane and he said he does to be honest right and my mother’s family, there could even be some in my dad’s. You would’ve thought that I should be committed somewhere or that somethings should be done and you would’ve insisted on it maybe it’s just Lizabeth yelling at me maybe it’s just a maternal instinct that he lacks but I’d I just I don’t get it either. I don’t get why he didn’t just try something medical with me. I mean if it if there’s something really wrong with me that there’s something wrong with me.

But anyway, you’re not my mom, but speaking of which did my uncle Joe realize this about you that you were capable of receiving love from a man in a romantic relationship will say, and not taking it seriously to the degree that you are capable of just being like I don’t know I guess it means some thing we’ll see When most women in that situation, we just be putting in his hands and Gago over him and like really invested did he realize that you were a bit different and that you could be extraordinarily objective and sort of him sort of him I’m sorry reminding me of my dad right now and it makes me want to cry And sort of just be totally just like or whatever I have no idea what this means?” says Bobby.

“No, he did not Bobby.” says Joe.

“ no Anne and I didn’t realize that line was full of it and that it’s really true that if he wasn’t sad at my wedding that it meant something I didn’t realize that either.” says JFK.

“ you didn’t realize that after you died!?!” yells Cheryl.

“ no not not entirely possibly that might be part of my punishment. I was very clever and evil while I was alive, and I’m not quite so clever on the other side.” says JFK.

“ well anyway I know he did not realize that and Lacey is very gracious, and I think she thinks maybe if I was healthier and I’ve been loved I’d be capable of being more vulnerable believe or not. She’s been mulling this over in her subconscious for over a year but that’s the thing she Bobby, and whoever else is listening, she can’t quite figure out if it’s, the the rejection that she’s experienced and the pain or if it’s actually something different about her psychologically than most women at least in America in the 20th century where no she really can’t. She just doesn’t enjoy that she doesn’t enjoy that position of being in a public situation, where the man is sort of physically dominating to her, and that way, it may actually be something that bothers her, um, and she may have got along with it simply because she thought that it was suicidal expected of her but no, I don’t think she likes it. It’s not because she’s attracted to women. It really is just stupid to her somehow if if there’s reincarnation is because she’s Scotia, that’s part of her psychology, if she’s Scotia, she has literally killed hundreds of men in her existence. She is literally cut off the heads of warriors who ride horses who were by 6 foot tall, very strong men, and she would extend out her arm, which, by the way was still quite beautiful and five minute but this actually happened if there’s reincarnation or this is what she was capable of if there is reincarnation God has said that she’s Scotia if there’s reincarnation that’s not some thing that she came up with on her own necessarily God has said that that if there’s reincarnation, that’s just who she is point-blank, no questions that’s just who she is if there’s reincarnation, so yes, part of its love, and a sort of softness and tenderness that was never cultivated in her because if she’s illegitimate, Margie chose to let her be raised by people who didn’t give a shit about her, and Tom was desperate and resorted to giving her away had she been raised by him she might be a little bit more aware of that of why we like that in America because no great Britain didn’t necessarily have such gestures in public. They really didn’t people weren’t necessarily quite that demonstrative. It is pretty specific to North America in the 20th century but anyway if there’s written carnation no part of her psychology part of it is the sort of messes her up is that she thinks this is a joke you’re dominating me because I’m letting you, I am letting you I’m letting you dominate me. And yes, there’s a sort of argument be made about your about you being bigger than me, but if I had approached you in a war scenario, I could’ve cut off your head in about five seconds like you’d be dead, your head would be on the grounds your horse would be riding around with you as a horses rider, and that would be the end so the sort of noble use of liege, that’s part of the acts of sort of the man, wrapping his arms around the woman, and embracing her, and is kind of I am bigger than you, but I am really in love with you and I’ll put out my heart for you after what I did in my life and the fact that you’ve told her I was gay if there’s reincarnation after what I did in the pictures that I took, and the way you have insisted that I was homosexual for the last four years nonstop and told her that she’s an idiot and and that she has no idea what’s going on in that her opinion is not valid and just gaslit her into insanity practically because you have don’t play dumb. Yeah it’s like I’ve offered you probably good evidence of why I was straight but you don’t wanna hear it and you’re just like you’re dumb. You’re an idiot goodbye no you’re not listening to what we’re saying, so combined with that combined with how the whole life is just been worthless shit other than her children and yes she’s privileged but in context no she’s had a very painful life and no she doesn’t understand anymore and so it is makes no sense to her. It is ring carnation. It makes no sense why we do that because she’s thinking why are they so informal and then beyond that if there’s being carnation, it’s these men are dishonest and not noble and not honorable right because I could have them killed her and this is a joke he’s acting like he’s so superior to me, and it’s just a marvelous feed of love that he’s choosing to protect my body and be willing to sacrifice for me, instead of what murdering me, and raping me like he could, but really in reality I could have him on the ground bleeding to death right now I could have on the ground dead in about five seconds if I had my horse if I had my you know sword if I if I planned this whole thing strategically, as I have a right to do as I will do is he now you’re telling her that she doesn’t have a right to do it why doesn’t she have a right to defend her self out? Isn’t she have a right to do that on what grounds that’s nonsense if she was Scotia and she was declaring war and you should have every right to do whatever the fuck she wants which might actually mean killing lots of people because that’s what you do in war so if she was on a horse and she was slaughtering hundreds of men very efficiently, one of those men to act like she somehow was beneath him so that degree would be a farce and a lot of the men who do that as sweet as they are or scrawny or then it ill-suited compared to the people that she killed invest quantities on the battlefield I know she was very feminine. She just was a genius when it came to warfare an actual genius, an actual military genius into this thing if there’s a big carnation know Lacey is a military super genius of like enormous portions of him really arguably I mean wow and I am Constantine saying that if there’s reincarnation, so keep that in mind.

So yes, on the one hand it’s incredibly sad right I mean it is just sad because it is no. No one is ever bothered to love her enough for her if there is reincarnation just to really experience this life beyond. Well, I mean if there’s ilumiNATTI, Queen Elizabeth is loving to her, the British have been very loving to her but that’s the problem if there’s reincarnations of British a very loving to her but I mean how she supposed to even know there’s reincarnation the pope would be your interesting person to talk to you about this right now, but I don’t know that I would trust his opinion but I mean, where do you want to go with us? If this is a nightmare right because she can’t fix this sweetheart you’re supposed to be kind to her you’re supposed to be loving her, just like you are to everybody and your inability, to give any sort of human respect to her And be so stubborn is a problem because I think you keep thinking you have all this time and that there’s all this possibility but you know there really isn’t and if there is illuminati a lot of you are really delusional, so yes Bobby, there’s a problem him know she’s she’s not a normal person in that way She is fully capable of being loving and and and and being loved but there’s not a narcissist there’s not a narcissistic narcissistic about in her body but to you you have to be very clear with her. You can’t assume that she’ll ever assume anything other than you know that you’re decent or something as a person based on some sort of hope for you or something but it’s not what I mean by that is it most women most people make assumptions at some point and then they get mad at people for making assumptions and very hypocritical Asinine fashion she makes no assumptions she’s extraordinarily respectful, so that’s part of the problem. Those women are assuming that the man loves them that they’re safe the men are assuming that the women are everything to them and she makes no such assumptions. No such assumptions at all it’s just wait-and-see wait and see Him and then couple that with the fact which isn’t crazy but then couple that with the fact that she’s not engaging in this moment and that she does things like Scotia even if she’s not Scotia no it’s it it it it genuinely just is weird to her. It’s an awkward weird thing to experience even if she wants it.” says Lem.

“ I think I’m understanding what you just said I’m starting to understand that part of the reason she doesn’t edit anything is because she thinks we’re too stupid and stubborn the evil to even bother and she’s like you know if it wasn’t for my kids right now I might’ve committed suicide so keep that in mind I’m not gonna keep giving people the benefit of the doubt speaking of which, Lacey, let’s have a real conversation I’m a feminist oh, I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a incarnation if you killed a lot of people, although I wonder if it was more men than women which is interesting so I think the jig is up then you’re right it’s ridiculous actually as a feminist to me it’s repulsive, but then that’s where a lot of feminist like me think all women should be lesbians. It has nothing to do with gay homosexuality. It’s it’s purely because we really think that women are never respected enough by men no matter what yeah in your it’s like oh it’s like I was like no it’s not like gay homosexuality. This is specific to women is specific to feminism it’s like can you really be given respect by men do they ever really understand you and that way you know the conundrum you’re straight you love them anyway, but I know you understand what I mean which actually pisses me off even more as a woman because then I keep thinking why are you gay men the problem? Why can’t they just let go of the fact that they didn’t know what they were talking about all these years and they been asked of themselves collectively, and that Lacey came along, pointed out their stupidity, because she was prodded to by a man and they can’t respect that either Allyson she’s just an idiot woman who is needy and clingy and stupid and overly emotional and don’t tell me you’re not thinking that you chauvinistic pigs masquerading as gentleman because you’re gay well farce when really the only reason she’s bringing this up is because a man told her to.

This is a farce it’s an absolute fucking farce and don’t tell me that she’s who you think she is she’s not either know who she voted for in 2016 in Washington state and it wasn’t Donald Trump. It wasn’t Hillary. It was the most liberal person that she could vote for why did she do that because she knew her vote wouldn’t count in Washington, and that it was already going to go for Hillary anyway and I think it was fun to her to vote for who she really wanted to vote for because there was no moral reason not to it’s like in a perfect world this ultra liberal person who I adore in many ways ideologically would be someone that I would be able to vote for this is my one chance so she took it which I’d like to point out if there Argos is why she gets along, so freaking well with Ernest Hemingway. I Mika sense that those two are genuine friends and I just wanna put that out there that it’s not unlikely to me that Scott and who knows who else in that party am I am just so you know I could easily be working a little bit against you now because they hate you now because they hate god because they’re angry and they don’t think that this is right and so they think you know even if she was meant to be with Lem’s why is this right she should be who would never do this to her. We never put her in this position of having to deal with a total fucking jack ass like like Jack Kennedy I’m a real feminist and I’m just gonna say it. No I feel bad for Bobby. I feel bad for them and I respect the contribution that they made if they really made a contribution but as a feminist who is real and authentic, they piss me off because they’re a bunch of backwards chauvinist assholes the vast majority of them even the women. And I say that with love if that’s possible but they are they’re obnoxious people and I have a very hard time believing that people can live with that and not be affected by it so now what she saying has actually made sense to me from day one and out of respect for her. I haven’t said as much I’ve had some people stand up for her occasionally who I’ve talk to you in the illuminati, who agree with me who sings her what she saying is possibly just common sense, but I haven’t said anything until today and partners and why is because she’s too depressed. It’s getting to be too dark and I have to say something.

But then that’s where Lacey you know I’m OK with it all right I am from a different generation than you possibly one way or another maybe you are just a deaths maybe you like men and that’s OK that’s fine you understand that I have some genuine moral issues with it, and It’s interesting that you and Elliot were together for a while because I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s heard these who knows maybe I was prompted to talk to you by his mother, who may actually be heartbroken by your life more than you realize Elliot was her favorite child. Apparently there must be something about him that’s very lovable, so on that note OK honestly stop being obsessive because I think you could be a little obsessive compulsive which makes sense given your history. Why don’t you take it seriously when you get the sense that it’s genuinely impossible for someone to be as casual and happy as long was at Jack’s wedding and be anything but straight, yes that’s true. Why aren’t we taking that more seriously and letting that guide us because that’s photographic evidence it’s in multiple pictures and it’s far more substantial than really anything else that I’ve ever heard anyone bring up to me it’s one of the more simple maybe there’s other things to, but that is one of the more substantial pieces of evidence that makes me think you’re talking to Levines ghost And That I don’t know if he’s been an idiot or what his problem is but I think he’s been hurt by you being with other men I don’t think he thought you were capable of that and or some thing and I think he’s understanding of it, but I think he really did hurt him Unintentionally and I think you care and I think you’ve been beating yourself up over it for probably over a year and part of the reason why you did it though and hopefully understand this is because you are like Scotia you are very logical you’re very pragmatic in a very real way. It’s not just narcissism and being an opportunist you’re very pragmatic And yet you have the morality to you and you’re a good person but then sweetie if I can say that that’s comforting to you why don’t you take that more seriously because that’s really good evidence. I don’t think it’s possible for. I don’t think it’s possible for someone to be that casual and cheerful and smiley myself, and you know that’s true so then what?” she says.

“ if there’s Reagan Carnation, I think that’s where my brain ceases to work because I go back in time to when I was drunk getting hit by a car and I can’t get out of it it’s for some reason my brain just stops working you’re absolutely right that really should probably be the end of the argument. That’s a very good point, but for some reason, my my brain my brain just stops working.” says Lacey.

“ OK before we started brainwashing you did you think Lem was gay or straight?” she says.

“ I thought he was straight.” says Lacey.

She laughs. “ before rock music started brainwashing you sweetie. Did you think the kind of love that we sing about was possible? What did you think of it? What did you think?”

“ I knew it was possible oh yeah, but I thought it was pretty rare. It happened to some people, but that it was fairly rare and that it was probably not something to count on.” says Lacey.

She nods. Winces.

“oh that’s pretty much. What lame says that’s basically what Lem says.” says Susan Sarandon.

“ OK so letting That inform us like what I just said I would do. Are you mad at him for thinking that it made sense to be with Jack because you feel like he should’ve known better?” she says.

“ it depends if there’s reincarnation, maybe if there isn’t if he yeah if he actually was straight and he really didn’t even think that he was in love with Jack and Jack posed all the pictures so that actually is important to me if Jack posed those pictures and love really wasn’t in love with him, or in any sort of way even in his imagination, which is what he’s basically told me then I’m not mad at him. It’s why I fell in love with him four years ago. I’m not mad at him and you know I think what scares me is that that says that there’s a lot of brainwashing going on you guys have brainwashed me you’ve brainwashed me you might not of, but I’ve been brainwashed I’ve been brainwashed.” says Lacey.

“ yes she has been and we sort of circle back and took over. That’s why there was almost a banking crisis and there still might be one because you can’t stop brainwashing her and you have very little appreciation for what’s happening you insist at maybe not you but people seem to insist. Oh, there’s another side my partner, and I will be together for eternity with him. What the fuck is this you’re talking to a woman who’s talking to ghost and she’s not even choosing to. She’s telling you what they’re telling you telling her very respectfully and you keep insisting that she’s fine with it right and that’s what we maybe do in the world because it’s so profoundly disrespectful of God and her and anything normal that after what the world has evolved into not a lot of people have grace for it anymore I’m just being honest OK!?” says JD Rockefeller.

Later.

“Lacey. Listen to yourself.” says a feminist.

“If she listens to herself…she’s terrified.” says Cherilyn Nelson.

“Why?” says John Piper, smiling awkwardly if there’s an Illuminati.

“Cherilyn are you in Purgatory?” asks the Pope.

“Yes.” says Cherilyn.

“Why?” asks John Piper.

“Because she’s being horrifically attacked.” says Cherilyn.

“Lacey…does Lem even like that kind of thing?” asks a gay man.

“Doesn’t everyone. But me.” says Lacey.

“No.” says Lem. “I actually don’t.”

“Then how will we ever experience that!?” says Lacey. “Didn’t you experience that with Jack?”

“I don’t care…as long as I’m with you-“ says Lem.

“You don’t mean that!” says Lacey.

“No! I do!” he says.

“No…you did that with him!” says Lacey.

“Even if I did…I’d still rather be with you. It wasn’t worth it. It’s…nothing compared to being with you. It’s cheap stupid shit. Cheap. …If was so great how the Hell did he sleep with anyone but me afterwards?” yells Lem. “No! It’s stupid. …If it had been you…it wouldn’t have been. Actually…I take that back. No! What I hair did is prove…that it can’t be…what you wanted with me. Because you’d never have slept with someone else. …For eternity…after that. Not if I loved you too. And I’d have had to. Or it isn’t real. …But I didn’t even think it was all that that you saw today anyway. I was…so naive. …I had no idea the damage I was doing to us.” says Lem. “Whether there’s reincarnation or not.”

“Lacey! Give him a break. You know as a woman…we can be dumb. …Maybe he was too. For real!” says Amy Schumer.

Lacey thinks. “I have no idea how to do this.” she says to Amy, almost in tears.

“If you’re Scotia?” says Amy.

“Yes. I’m…baffled.” says Lacey.

“Lacey…if- I’m not lying. And you are hearing me. …I really had no idea. And I was straight.” says Lem.

“But you were so happy?” says Lacey.

“No more than with my siblings.” says Lem. “Or a dog. Or cousins.”

“Really Lem!?” says a gay man.

“Yes. I’m sorry. …Look again. I’m joyful…but no more so…than with my siblings. When I was a child.” says Lem.

“There’s something asexual about it.” says a CIA agent.

“I did get hurt Bobby. In case you’re wondering. …But it’s nobody’s fault but my own.” says Joe.

“Your death would have bothered me.” says Bobby.

Joe looks serious. “You’ve followed in my footsteps.”

“You’re more conservative than Jack.” says Bobby.

“Yes.” says Joe. “I was.”

“Would you have cared about the environment?” asks Bobby.

“Yes! Our house? How can- Yes!” says Joe.

“Did you have a crush on my great aunt?” asks Jack Schlossberg.

“Yes.” says Joe, laughing.

“How serious was it?” says Jack Schlossberg.

“She was my girlfriend.” says Joe.

“Joe did you think Lacey was playing hard to get?” asks a witch.

“Yeah. Something like that.” says Joe. “I didn’t realize she wasn’t fully taking me seriously.”

“She was. To a point.” says Lem.

“You were straight.” says Jack, in shock.

“He was. You know…you did arrange everything. …I’m sorry if I hurt you.” says Lem.

“I took it really seriously.” says JFK. “I mean…I was a fool. And cruel. …But…I took your affection to mean more than it did. …I didn’t know a person could accidentally lie that way. …Jackie didn’t either.”

“Did you?” Bobby asks Lacey.

“Yes!” says Lacey.

“He was just…patronizing me.” says JFK to someone.

“Love it! LOVE!!” yells a Gen. Z woman.

“I wish Lacey and Scott had been twins.” says his mother.

“I might still be with Lem.

Would I even be that different?” says Lacey.

“No.” says Hemingway.

“Would she have died, Molly!?” says a man.

“No!” says Scott.

“But I’m glad I’m her dad.” says Tom.

“I could have raised her.” says Molly.

“Would you have actually loved me?” says Lacey.

“Yes!” says Molly.

“You just love Scott. A lot.” says a reader to Lacey.

“I thought he might’ve been my twin flame, so to speak.” says Lacey.

“Well that’s not what happened.” says Lem.

Later.

“Lem…you really had no idea those photos were going to be sexual?” says a woman.

“No.” says Lem. “No idea.”

“We think you did it.” she says.

“You do. But…Jack…encouraged me to give him oral sex. …There are oral histories of me not being given oral sex or receiving almost any sexual contact from him. …Who actually seems more gay? The man who for some reason is giving oral sex…or the man who enjoys having a man’s mouth on his penis? You’ve bought Jack’s lie. Think about it! It’s disgusting if you’re not homosexual. I never enjoyed it.

He encouraged me…to give him…oral sex. He wanted to be serviced by a man. He WANTED IT. …There is no heterosexual excuse for an adult to truly consent to that. And…as far as I can tell…he was fully aware of his desires and his desires were fully authentic. That…isn’t…straight.” says Lem. “He…WAS NOT…STRAIGHT.”

“Shit.” says a living gay man.

“He was bisexual.” says Lem. “Not straight. …He was narcissist. …He was sometimes sadistic. …I didn’t get much back sexually. …How many men do you know who…concede their sex life…for…narcissistic personality disorder lies? That’s not common. …And…I was magically never hurt!? Or I was barely hurt!? …And instead of questioning the popular mythology you just do what!? Make up crazy shit about me believing Jack was exceptional? Really!? Who actually does that in any sincere…functional…authentic way!? NO ONE! …NO ONE!” says Lem. “Let me ask you this: Do adults have emotional and sexual needs? All human adults?”

“Yes.” says a living gay man.

“How in HELL…was I possibly getting any of those needs met by JFK!?!?” says Lem.

Awkward silence.

“Yeah. Okay.” says a living gay man.

“She’s not a bitch! Sorry!” says the feminist from before.

“This is what’s toxic about our community! For real! …We…don’t…let ourselves…move on. …I’m married! I have five kids. …I’m not able to relate to Lem as he’s presented. We have very little in common. …And you can’t tell me that his ‘life’ is the ideal. It’s not. No family!? No commitment!? No stability?! Just…bullshit from a narcissistic sociopath?” says a living gay man. “Jack…was obviously homosexual. OBVIOUSLY. He’s a narcissistic, gaslighting jerk! Not a straight dude. And I’ve known plenty of jerks like him. They’re…common. …Lem’s ‘life’ is tragic. It just is. There’s no question about that.”

“It is pathetic.” says a straight guy who’s Liberal and read the book.

“I thought it was romantic!” says a woman.

A Gen. Z woman laughs. “OH WOW. How!?!”

“Because he loves him so much.” says the woman.

“Mmm. I can see that…as a possible concept…but…what about Lem!?” says the Gen. Z woman.

“Okay. Fair point.” says the woman who’s actually a Boomer.

“He’s not happy. Because how can he be!?” says the Gen. Z woman.

“We were idiots. We didn’t understand that sex is actually chemically bonding. We thought genetics were vastly less important than the environment. …We…grew-up hearing that cigarettes were healthy. …I’m not saying we are always wrong…but we are really wrong sometimes. …I think we read Lem’s words and assumed he was…advocating for a ‘cat-lady life.’ But for homosexuals.” says a Boomer man.

“Okay. You’re conflating things. …How can he be a happy car lady…when his entire life revolves around a narcissist who’s toxic and can’t be faithful?” says the Gen. Z woman. “Any normal person would be miserable. Every time. It’s like abuse. There are no abuse victims who walk away…healthier and happier and genuinely thrilled they were abused. …The narrative around Lem is insane.”

“You really didn’t like that?” Lacey says to Lem.

“You’re too sexy. I couldn’t rock you back and forth like that in public. It’s too sexual.” says Lem. “Not to disparage them. But…as a truly straight man…who’s sleeping with you…I could never hold you that close in that way…in public. It’s…weird. …I mean can you imagine…grabbing Marilyn Monroe or Diana Dors that way…and then rocking them!? No! It’s…illegal in public.” He thinks. “She’s very pretty. But some women…can’t be touched that way in public. …Do I like it? …No. …Lacey…I’m prissy? Well…not really. But that was my fake gay persona. …I actually didn’t like…that much…silliness in that way…in public. Playing around with friends? Yes! …Wrestling with a girl like you? Or one I’d want? NO!? And with a guy? No…I wasn’t homosexual at all. And if I was…? No. It really wasn’t my thing. …I get why you like it though. Even if you can’t bring yourself to do it.” He thinks. “See…the thing is…if had done that…we’d have been too- I mean, come on!”

Queen Elizabeth II laughs.

“I hadn’t about it.

Even at 16?” says Lacey.

“Oh! More so!!!” says Lem.

Lacey thinks.

“You saw that…and it looked like fun. And apparently Jack had the same idea. But think about it! It requires a lack of sexual understanding and experience and imagination. …How could I have been so…intense and obsessed…and yet truly naive or inexperienced too? You know? All that supposed expertise I had? To seduce him? But then…I can act super sexual in public…for photos…and be so casual and unaroused? It’s clear in the photos I’m not that aroused. Actually I don’t look aroused at all. …It’s not like that. …How could I be so…innocent and inexperienced and also Jack’s seducer? And no…that’s not the best piece of evidence…but…where’s any real evidence I was homosexual at all? In reality. …It’s all assumptions. Also…why was I so happy? He never said he loved me. He never said he was even attracted to me. …I was that happy because he ‘let me suck his cock’ and do his homework!?!? …That’s absurd.”

A Gen. Z woman laughs. “Wow! This is bad. This is soo fucking bad. Y’all…” She laughs. “Man! …SHIT! …Whoever this is…has such a good point. Why…do we assume it’s even possible he was actually in love with Jack?”

“Because. They had sex.” says a gay man shrugging.

“Mmhmm. But…Jack’s a narcissist.” she says. “Have you never slept with an actual narcissist? That shit? Man! It’s trippy.”

“No. We’ve not analyzed it like this.” admits a living gay man.

“Yeah! WE CAN TELL.” says the Gen. Z woman.

“Why haven’t you!?” says Diana Dors.

“It felt possible.” he says.

“You’re falling for Jack’s lies.” says a Gen. Z psychic.

“Do they feel real?” asks a dead psychiatrist.

“Like what?” says Peter Thiel.

“That Jack was genuinely special? A sort of demigod? So…a man…if he was weak enough…could totally sublimate his needs…and be happy?” she says.

“Is her family really that wealthy!?” asks a reader who’s conceited and arrogant.

“Even if they are…she’s not special.” says one of her relatives.

“Why?” asks Lem.

“Because. She’s too weird now. This whole thing is too weird.” says her aunt.

“So you think she’s lost her mind…even though that’s not backed-up by science?” asks the dead psychiatrist.

“Maybe! I mean…” says her aunt.

“Oh! She’s started to think your sister is unwell? And that bothers you?” asks the dead psychiatrist.

“Yeah.” she says.

“You know…your sister is heartless towards her daughter. Has been for years now. And when she was little she was inappropriate. Wasn’t your father that way too?” asks the psychiatrist.

“Yeah.

How is she heartless?” asks Lacey’s aunt.

“Your niece fell down the stairs. And your sister didn’t give a damn.” says the psychiatrist.

“She felt Lacey was antagonistic towards her.” says her aunt.

“SO WHAT!? Her job as a parent is to care. Regardless. Jim is evil too…but at least he understands that. Why don’t you!? Are you too narcissistic?” says the psychiatrist.

“I did kill myself. Maybe our family is a little toxic.” says Matt. “I mean…a sniffle?”

Later.

“Why don’t you buy an old Hermes bag? Your answer will tell me all I need to know about Lem.” says a gay perfume collector. “But you have to be as honest as possible.”

“It’s really that I find them scary. …They’re very expensive. And at first that’s…daunting. But…if I think of saving? Then it’s doable. But…what will people think!?!? I mean I’m already hated. People already seemingly find me too self-confident and…brazen in my lack of condescension to stand me. You’re supposed to be more…coy or something. About everything. So…I can’t imagine being the center of attention everywhere I went with it. Because those bags get a lot of attention. Far too much! And they’re so polarizing.” says Lacey.

“Could you wear a $500,000 diamond?” says a reader.

“Yes. …For some reason people don’t care. But…no Hermes. THAT would push people off the edge. I’d be worried for my life.” says Lacey.

“Why not the diamond?” says an actress.

“Because what’s a diamond!? Right! Eww! It’s just…jewelry. …BORING. …An Hermes Kelly!? That’s for pretty rich girls! The ones who are actually lucky. …Not Old Money, sad…aging people. And people can stand when I’m better than them…as long as I’m not being loved. As long as I’m unhappy. Truly…most of you repulse me. You’re not human towards me. You’re worse than demons.” says Lacey.

“Shit. Shitty…shit…shit…shit.” says the lesbian from before.

“We can’t handle you being better than us.” says an actress.

“Loser!” says Lacey. “Inhuman piece of shit!” says Lacey lovingly.

“You’re not the Pope.” says a man to the supposed Pope.

“I’m sorry.” says the actress.

“You’re insane. If you really can’t cognitively handle it? There’s something genuinely wrong with you.” says Lacey.

“Yeah. You’re right.” she says.

“You don’t even want to be. Do you?” asks another actress.

“No.” says Lacey.

The first actress laughs. “ You know honestly, I wonder if it is sort of a messed up thing where it’s like yeah you want to look like yourself and be as beautiful as you are but I actually worry there’s a really, isn’t anyone here for you and I kind of wonder if that is a mess that there’s someone here for everyone I’m not sure that there is, I’ve been married quite a few times and I was Elizabeth Taylor and I think you and I both know that she was unusually beautiful and so am I and why it’s like I’m beautiful I’m smart I don’t think you were either. Elizabeth are so weird or insane or whatever that we aren’t lovable I think we think we should have somebody because we should but but there isn’t a right person and there could be something a little wrong with me, but at the same time I like I do kind of wonder if there’s some thing more messed up than that. I mean I could feel the same way as you about the whole Jack Kennedy thing. It’s like lame loved Jack so much that even though he cheated on him frequently got drunk got high probably was disgusting to deal with And these are gay men, so yes, it does count that we think it’s disgusting. I mean these are disgusting things that he was doing possibly and then no it doesn’t bother him at all. It doesn’t bother them in the slightest little bit. Yeah right that narrative they are so fucking sure of that narrative gay men are so sure, and so is Sally Vidal Smith and people like that, and it’s sort of bothers me too. It probably is bother me subconsciously cause I just think I don’t deserve that I am an actress and an A-list A-list celebrity I have been for decades now interesting that you agree but I mean I am kind of a big deal and there’s nobody who wants to be my ideal worshiper follower and I’m not as toxic as Jack but let’s just say I was, where is my love? Where is Elizabeth Taylor‘s lamp where are all these people that are supposed to show up and be your ideal, ideal worshiper follower if that’s even a thing if that’s even what happened where are these people I don’t see a trend I don’t see these ideal worshiper follower people from most narcissists where are they, I see battered spouses I see broken marriages I see her children I see some people who sort of come back every once in a while but I don’t see these people who do it like I’m dead I’m just being there all the time catering to your needs not caring what you do to them and then being devastated. If you get a hangnail practically, I mean that’s insane, so I could be hurt too, and it actually is sort of pissing me off even as I talk about it so I’m just curious as a diva as a woman who you admire in the gay community where is Milan Billings and I think Cher could probably say the same thing I think a lot of people could even some male narcissist, who are bisexual would probably agree with me. They don’t have one Billings types either following them around, so where are all these people if this is an idea if this is a thing, you know if this is a thing if this is it a thing where are all these people?” says Jennifer Lopez.

“ I agree I the more I think about it the more it seems a little far-fetched to meet you, but instead of being like oh it just was friendship I mean I know better I know it wasn’t that because I’ve read some stuff I’ve heard stories I know that there was something sexual happening between them and no you can’t sell me on that stupid 90s narrative that I even spotted myself as a youth about how sex is just meeting last if you want it to be bullshit and you’re telling us that they had feelings for each other they were best friends they slept together over that he didn’t have feelings for him I doubt that’s humanly possible so where it where is this person? Where are these ideal worshiper follower people who you do shit for you. I don’t see them either. There are people who you can badger into doing stuff for you but to be honest a lot of those people don’t give a fuck about you, and they’re really a hanger on and like the worst most lecherous sense not lecherous, but like they’re like leeches and they really are just using people. I don’t see them being that way. It seems way too intimate. He doesn’t seem to be getting enough out of it, I mean, maybe he was sort of living pretty lavish lifestyle in subways, but he had to work. and I had it just it still doesn’t match with the narrative and if that is the case then he would’ve been faking all of his emotions I just it it still doesn’t work. It really doesn’t. Oh I mean you could have been faking his emotions and then why is he sad after Jack dies? It’s just that was just totally coincidental. I mean know if there’s a friendship there there was something there that affected him even if he was strays, there was some emotional process that he was going through so I don’t think he was just like a total user and I also don’t think it makes a lot of sense to think that he was a slave who is being paid I mean it’s the same thing I was just saying, so could he have been depressed before and then that just made him more depressed and people didn’t notice before yeah, possibly him but then that’s that’s what his ghost would be telling us, so yeah it kind of pisses me off to you right now and no it’s partially because I had I do feel bad for Lacey but I actually know it really does piss me off right now for some reason I think it’s because you guys write those stories you write those books write those stories in people you write those stories in different magazines with such intellectual authority and Wikipedia to like oh this is for sure we can confirm that he was gay confirm that’s a very intellectually aggressive thing to say and then David pits repeating over and over again we can assume and Louis Bayard oh, he was a closeted gay man and I am going to go off in a lark and write 500 pages of his thoughts that people might take a little too seriously and meanwhile, it’s just all bullshit I mean that’s annoying and be honest with you part of my annoyance comes from the fact that there’s a woman running for president right now who’s struggling to be taken seriously the other candidate has been almost assassinated twice and people like you didn’t see it coming at all you people think that everything’s great things are getting better the world a good place you’re dumb you’re really dumb.

I don’t have a right to have an abortion anymore in certain states I think God it’s not the 1950s anymore right because that’s when people were really stupid. And I mean you guys got the right to get married but then within the same like 20 years, I lost her versus wade. I know you had some rights taken away from you as well, but then what’s going on I thought we were beyond all that we were moving forward and everything was peachy keen. We can confirm no it’s moronic you people are way overconfident about way too many things.

There are people right now who hate the pope and I wouldn’t be surprised if he has a very short amount of time left because he’s not being Catholic anymore. He really isn’t and it’s getting weird and I think that’s where a lot of you have to grow up intellectually and realize that there’s some people like Lacey and even people who are not as open minded as her who genuinely don’t think you guys are morally correct to be homosexual, and I’m not even sure she thinks that but you find her so difficult to talk to. That’s annoying because there are people who are far more genuinely bigoted. I don’t even know that she’s bigoted at all but you’re so conceited and arrogant about your right to be treated as 100% valid in all reality even though you haven’t entirely proven that it’s a bit much she’s not trying to take away your rights if anything she’s questioning your life choices. In a sense but not entirely and I would love to ask you. When do you ever give her that much respect that that you wonder if you’re wrong for real about what she’s done with her life or who she is or her choices and her perspective on things you don’t the minute some asshole bitch start saying oh Lacey screwed up her life she’s clearly evil you jump on board, she doesn’t deserve that her life is really been shit and it actually is hard and I’m just saying that objectively from observing and then her jack ass on. Oh you think you’re a victim no she doesn’t. She has been a victim of that woman’s sister and her having to listen to that woman’s marriage problem since she was a teenager and then Lacey tries to have one fucking conversation with her as an adult and a woman freaks out like it’s the end of the fucking world I mean Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with that woman but that’s the thing you love that bitch you love bitches like that who just come at her and hate her for no damn good reason why I’ll tell you why because you’re idiots who side with people like Jack and intuitively consents that she is not 100% in favor of every fucking thing that you do.

I start feeling sorry for yourselves a lot of you are very rich and very happy and a lot of other people art and I would love to know the last time you people really suffered the way that you pretend to constantly like your Jesus on the cross.

No, you like lying because you think he was a victim and he was possibly straight any people could easily be perverts and you don’t want us to think that through in an objective way and say, are you actually just a narcissistic pervert because how dare we question you how dare we question the holy almighty gay man And expect him to say oh my gosh I don’t think so and then you know reticently consider the question of lime and some rational normal loving way. Oh God for bid God for bid you people be normal and have a real conversation are you capable of being loving to someone like Lacey who is a victim of your community or not?” says Reese Witherspoon.

“ I know it is weird that you guys hate her arm. I don’t even know the US have historically but it is weird how in the last 10 to 1520 years ago I started hating her it does kind of make me wonder if there’s some thing a little fishy going on sincerely it in that’s in the last 10 to 15 years is when David Pitts wrote his book and it took off that’s what Louis but I wrote his book recently that’s when all that stuff has been in the process about lamb that’s her twin flame do you guys have a self-awareness problem I kind of wonder where it’s like. Oh well, we know he was gay and in love with Jack forever and then we’re sitting here asking you a question and you refuse to answer it so I think we should start treating gay people like there’s something wrong with them and hopefully it’s not homosexuality. OK if you could have a real conversation with conservatives and not patronize them like they’re all fucking retarded morons from hell some of them might be the baby they’re not all that bad we probably might not be here in this conversation right now, but since that’s how you choose to treat, everybody who disagrees with you for legitimate reasons that may or may not be crux, and I’m not asking you to be on save, I’m asking you to be mature and rational and humble, and loving to people who may not understand your perspective because they’re not you is not something they’re not you.

Stop patronizing, Lacey you are the ones that seem full of it and incompetent intellectually not her why the fuck don’t you get it you have the problem not her do you people even know why you dislike her so much without even having a rational reason or not?” says a dead Rothschild.

“ and to be to be really honest with you I’m starting to think that we do have a problem with her and then it actually is about Jack OMN it’s sort of jealousy or envy or hate and it it’s funny because we’ve made it into something that it’s not she’s not bigoted and we wanna think that she is because she thinks Linn was straight and she’s not willing to concede intellectual things that probably aren’t safe to concede to be honest with you and the pumpkin seeds them and that is not safe I mean it’s true it even if it’s allowed in heaven, and she knows this people who think for evil need people like her in their camp and a decent pope to be able to say maybe it’s not normal maybe it’s not OK maybe it’s not allowed in heaven because they need rational people who aren’t actually bigoted and just see their perspective because then their perspective is either some thing that yes that can be discussed safely and peacefully or they have to be more open about their actual violence and hatred in a way that sort of singles them out and makes it easier for us to dismiss them as individuals and I actually think that pragmatically and know it’s true it’s not it’s not crazy either it actually it is an intellectual puzzle. Some people have done a lot of research like possibly people to judge and they think as a gay person no no this is OK and then they’re putting people who disagree and that’s real and those are homosexuals she’s not one of them who intellectually disagree with each other, and that’s reality. I’m not gonna keep pretending that it isn’t to patronize people who are insecure for other reasons from Lacey so getting down to brass tacks. It is a little weird how we’ve jumped on board that I hate Lacey train for no damn good reason at all I mean, some of us could feel insecure for financial reasons but even Anderson Cooper is a little weird around her. I don’t think that it’s just financial. I think there’s some thing else going on and I don’t think it’s rational. I really don’t think it’s rational. I think it’s weird that I am sincere if I’m in the illuminati I’m saying that almost in a psychic way I don’t think it’s normal. There is something weird going on.” says a gay man.

“ what keeps coming to me is that somehow you people are all on Jack’s side but you really pissed me off with that because you are on his side and insisting that long was madly in love with him forever and that they were really happy and that there wasn’t a problem and that Jack wasn’t narcissistic and somehow made everyone happy and it was just magical fairy land in lamb was totally gay 100% French in the 70s can confirm because they know they really know that is definitely on his side because that’s Jack’s narrative, the jacks and then and then you’re really tugging the line for him when you say oh but he was straight he was totally straight. Jack was totally straight hundred percent heterosexual overall sexy amazing loving his grandson loves him, never even met him, but Linn was so gay and so in love with him that it’s astounding. It was totally one-sided kind of but not really but kind of but not really wow but but but but he was him I mean he was straight. He was 100% straight him and with Jack he wasn’t narcissistic even though he was him and it didn’t affect slop I mean it when he was a bit when he was with him and it didn’t affect slime at all that was just an all of him. He was a perfect person, but better than that I am, I mean it’s insane, but that’s the sort of narrative that a narcissist would have who is pretending to be straight and wanted people to think that someone was madly in love with them for some eagle testicle reason or because it’s just too hard for them to handle the reality of what really happened and what would the reality really be probably that one was straight the Jack got hurt and that Jack actually sort of forced him into some sort of weird relationship from the very beginning. And I empathize with you people as a community, because I think you’re somehow just being bullshitted and going along with it, possibly out of naivety and innocence, and maybe some arrogance and conceit, but also solidarity, but then it’s like I lose my temper and I start getting angry at you and wondering if you’re really genuinely all insane because you keep insisting when was that you keep insisting Jack was straight I can’t handle that I mean, but it is to a totally ridiculous degree. I mean you could be like I guess Jack was sort of straight but we don’t really know you could just say we don’t really know but I am sure that lamb was in love with him, but we don’t really know what was going on with Jack. It’s mysterious, but you don’t do that Instead when David Pitts wrote his book, he focus primarily on Jack. Well I was like an afterthought and yacht Jack with straight Jack with straight Jack with straight and people right things on Reddit people ask questions that are really valid like what’s going on with the whole thing with Jack and mom. This is weird and then someone comments oh my gosh I’ve had to realize over the years that Jack Kennedy was straight Who does that? Who is this person? Who are the people doing that because that’s bullshit that’s absolute bullshit no, that is what I see you guys doing everything that might’ve been a lesbian who wrote that and that irritates me too, that they pretend to be so innocent no it’s bullshit It’s absolute bullshit. You guys are going to far you go beyond your own principles you gonna be on your own best interest you start shooting yourselves in the foot, and you start sacrificing yourselves almost the way you imagine landed for Jack, so that Jack and think he was straight so that people can think he was straight and not question that narrative and keep worshiping him, and idolizing him Meanwhile, you’ve totally walked all over lemons, grave shit in his face put up some jack ass stupid as fuck athletically disgusting bullshit on his grave, totally ruined his narrative made up bullshit on Wikipedia that’s just absolute Heynis intellectually, violent nonsense and you at the same time you’re like oh but but but but Jack was straight yeah that’s the thing you could do all that to lame and I would be irritated because it’s it’s a moral and it’s wrong but I think well they’re just going for it. I guess you know they’re human they’re flawed They’re a community and they’re showing each other solidarity but then when we’re when do you become honest because it’s almost like you’re sacrificing Latin in some disgusting way and then what Jack shows up and you all suck his cock and he sucks yours too or watt I don’t know I don’t get it because it’s like you have the secret little code with him or something and the whole world oh no, Jack was straight you cover for him I know Jack was straight. He was totally straight and will throw ourselves into hell just to get off on his cock I mean what are you doing You’re totally fine with everyone thinking that he was straight that doesn’t bother you that people are idolizing bullshit when you know that it’s bullshit on some level?” says Lacey.

Later.

The phone had died.

“We concede it’s weird we’ve ignored Red Fay. And any real relationships. To focus on a supposed..obviously dysfunctional relationship with Lem. It’s weird. And yeah. It’s dubious. His orientation is…unclear. He acts gay. But…Red said it. You see it. …It’s…probably intellectually unsafe to have confirmed it. …And yeah. Why? I worry we’ve been bullied. And silenced. But…I’ll leave it at that.” says a living gay man.

“Either way, Lacey and I are going to bed.” says Lem.

“They had sex, Jack.” by Lem

(September 15th, 2024)

“I mean…they had sex.” says Joe to Jack. In 1956.

LEM!?” says Jack.

“Yes. Lacey’s pregnant. And they’re married.” says Joe.

“That’s not what I had in mind. When I left them together…he reassured me they’d be good friends.” says Jack.

Joe laughs.

“You think you know a fella!” says Jack.

“How’d she figure out about Pat?” asks Joe.

“I didn’t say a word!” says Jack.

They stand in silence.

And it’s some piazza, similar more fortunate than others, for however, that is whatever the reasons are to that woman seems like she has a pretty decent marriage. I don’t think she’s into the chemicals in the substances at all and I I I would like to think that almost beside that beside the point that she is saying enough, rational enough person that she could probably just admit no I don’t have a basement you know where we we have to you know we might be we should put in a storm cellar or something which actually you know if I could talk to someone would be a bad idea for them to have some sort of storm cellar, this thing is that was that was the problem Lacey had with these people it’s like she she kept talking to them and they were come to the point in the conversation where it’s like they needed you to say we should just make a storm cellar is no we don’t have a basement. Obviously you know if they could be humble oh yeah, no we don’t. You know we don’t have a basement. We should really probably just get a storm cellar. You know that’s really not that hard to say if Lacey wasn’t being snobby, if she actually wasn’t looking down on them and she wasn’t necessarily And they could sense that enough to feel comfortable enough talking to her to let down there guard and start talking about their trailer. You know maybe that’s where they needed to be humble and be willing to be beneath her and just say you know yeah we’re not as wealthy as Lacey We’re not and we should probably build a storm cellar but they couldn’t do that and instead it would get to be released. He would post some thing that was just a pleasant, happy pretty post, and they lose their shit in the comment section and start saying crazy ass things to her that she’s in how to try to figure out how to respond to Which day then interpreted as Lacey being passive aggressive no, Lacey was trying to figure out how to just let it go and just MoveOn not be passive aggressive they were the ones instigating the fight they were the ones being passive aggressive out of nowhere and then she would have to respond to them They may have picked up on some thing peculiar where she was deciding to brag more than usual, but that is very much not a reason to excuse themselves from what they did and so I would like to discuss this. Why did they think they could compete with her I actually don’t quite understand how that woman with a trailer could think that either entirely if she even would, but just explain this to me, I was somewhat of a Socratic, but not really so maybe I don’t understand, but what is it because it doesn’t make sense to me either it’s very baffling to Lacey. Listen if there’s reincarnation, I was somewhat privileged Look me up if you have to write him and so is she in the 1800s and what we experienced was worse than today people were extraordinary poor Siri poor and people were extravagantly wealthy colonialism was not something to be embarrassed about. It was something to be proud of, and that was our mindset I wasn’t necessarily a proud colonialist, but at the same time I was of my time and so I definitely understood why people were and I may have made some concessions to that if you want to take it she with me be my guest you’ll regret it 100 years from now and everyone examines your mistakes with the same profound superiority. It’s stupid you don’t people don’t always know sometimes they’re evil and sometimes they really don’t know everything that people figure out later on humility is wise. Sometimes we’re guilty and sometimes we just don’t know any better right and maybe you don’t understand why we thought colonialism made sense so keep that in mind as well what people ever have every right to be angry absolutely so do Asians I mean, but there was a reason why we were colonial us there there was. You can make you sound stupid, but I’m not in it. I wish I could have this conversation with you in person but you’re not ready to die yet.

“Jack, why does it matter anyway?” says Red Fay.

Jack laughs. Half smiles.

“Lem was an unusual man. But lots of people lose their friends as they age. People change.” says Red.

“Yeah. Funny!” says JFK.

Joe walks off in a huff.

“He’s sore!” says Jack to Red.

“You ruined his life, Jack!” says Red.

Jack laughs and shakes his head. Sits down next to Red.

“Well. What now?” he says to Red.

Red looks at him.

“I have tensions. You know?” says JFK.

Red nods.

“He’d relieve me. Regularly. …What say you?” says Jack.

Red laughs. Half smiles.

“We’ll see. I’m not drunk enough yet, Jack.” says Red jokingly.

“Yeah. That’s what I always say too.” says Jack.

“Did you ever relieve him?” asks Red.

“I’m not that kind of man. See? …But I’ve got these tensions…and if I don’t have them relieved my back starts to hurt. All over!” says JFK.

“All over?” says Red.

Jack leans in, “I tell you Red, it’s bad!”

And we’ll leave them to it. Jack wasn’t my soulmate. Really. …He was a rich, narcissist, famous man…and people have drawn conclusions based on what seems most probable to them but not necessarily what actually factually happened. It’s made sense to gay men to assume I was a real life-long closeted gay…but I wasn’t. And I said things that have muddied the waters even more.

No. I was straight. Confused. And if you really analyze it it’s obvious…but few people have the patience or insight into the situation enough to have done that or do that.

Red Fay…was Jack’s lover. And I want to point out again that I had a staggering lack of jealousy. To a bizarre degree. I was supposedly possessive? Yeah right! Given what Jack was doing…I should have been constantly suicidal. Not just being difficult and starting weirdly at random people once every 40 years. …And actually, I wasn’t possessive. That’s been misunderstood. I was…angry. But I had a glaring lack…of concern. Red Fay slept with Jack in the military. Why…wasn’t I more devastated by that? Why would I have tolerated his presence? And there were other men. Assuming my bad mood one day was…a sort of middle-class…happy-in-a-committed-relationship-jealousy…is foolish and sadly quite stupid. No. I should have been suicidal. Not just suspicious of Jack’s numerous gay lovers. I…never really was jealous. And if I seemed suspicious of them…that was something else. I’m sorry.

It’s disturbing though how dumb that actually is. …How could I be just “suspicious” in the face of such brutality? That’s…moronic. No! If I was actually in love with him…I’d have been devastated. Suicidal. …How…can people be that…dumb? It’s…scary.

“We assumed you were like Ethel?” says Sally Smith in the afterlife.

“ETHEL!?!? …I was as dense as ETHEL!?” says Lem.

“I don’t understand.” says Lem’s father.

“And why would you assume I was the only man who ever sucked his cock!? …So he was faithful to me!? Why!? That’s…embarrassingly naive.” says Lem. “Or is it deranged!?”

“We assumed you were special?” says a dead gay man.

“How likely is that!?!?” scoffs Lem.

“It’s ignorant. Sorry.” says Sally in the afterlife.

“He had so many other ‘close’ male friends. Why did you all pick on me!?” says Lem, sadly.

Sally laughs. “Well Lem…because you’re the only one who didn’t get married. Or are you? But…you’re the only one we clearly knew of. And you had a room in the White House.” says Sally.

“Yeah! …But…people are smarter than that!” says Lem.

“No! We aren’t.” says Sally.

“Red got married. Okay. But…” says Lem.

“You were trying to be honorable and you were trapped.” says Sally.

“You were my favorite!” screams JFK. “And they knew that!!”

“But there’s no way…if I had been gay at all…I would have been okay with it. You were cruel.” says Lem.

“But you were my favorite.” says JFK to Lem like he’s deaf.

“So WHAT!? You were a monster!” says Lem.

Jack shakes his head. “You were my favorite.

That huge important honor! You very important.

Why you upset? You like a Queen. Very big honor!” says JFK.

“But people have feelings, Jack.” says Lem.

“Fine! I treat you bad. …But I am strong. I was strong, manly, heterosexual man. With many responsibilities. And you knew that. You knew…it was an honor.” says JFK. “You old flame. From my youth!”

“ if there’s reincarnation, I would just like to point out that Jack is like one of those things that you see and you’re like wow this is so freaking cool and it seems so American and then you look on the back of the product and you see a sticker that says, like, made in Japan.” says something or someone.

“Okay. So…being ‘important’ doesn’t make up for being rejected.” says Sally. “And…I guess we just ignored that.”

“Yeah! It’s weird.” says Lem.

“Actually it’s scary.” says Lem’s father.

“ all is well. Lacey just has to learn not to care and she can do that. She has a first rate intelligence, and I find it quite hilarious that we managed to get away with inspiring whoever defiled lambs grave with a whole keloid Billings bit to put a feminine symbol on the gravestone.” says Rupert.

“ is that seashell really a feminine seashell?” says a gay man.

“ yes it is and I really did help inspire that. I found it quite hilarious. I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings. Does that hurt your feelings? You know it’s quite stupid to not realize that love had feelings to or did you just assume that being a Kennedy was so extraordinary that he would get over anything that could happen to him?” says Rupert.

“ I think we’d assume something like that probably yes Rupert.” says a living gay man.

“ I was her friend if there’s reincarnation, I am your friend no let me just share with you that actually is quite sad because you thought you had such insight and to some thing that was rare and unknown and it’s really quite the opposite. You fooled yourself into making up the fictitious love story and you should have been open more to what you actually saw. Do you know how they say when you’re trying to draw a realistic take out a tree look at what you see and draw that don’t draw what you think you see and that’s the mistake you all made you thought you saw something so then you do that and all of your analysis instead of looking at what was actually there lame was closeted. He was uncomfortable talking about it red face that he didn’t seem like an outright gay, that’s all very suspicious. He doesn’t really seem gay. He acted gay, but he actually doesn’t seem gay. If we’re being honest, he doesn’t look gay he’s build his facial structure there’s something about him he just doesn’t OK. I don’t think Lacey is the only person who notices stuff like that, let’s stop lying.

And then I think you got attached to the idea because it seems so pretty to you to think that Jack is beautiful Kennedy, riding on a sailboat was capable of profound love not for a woman for a man, because that that really has been the question of the century for a lot of people for some reason, you know it Did Jack love Maryland no Maryland killed herself so I can’t be Maryland did Jack love Inga there’s been plenty of articles written about and goes well and go Harvard the true love with Jack Kennedy well that wouldn’t take because she got remarried, and for some reason people couldn’t quite settle out her you know, maybe out of jealousy, to be honest And yes Lacey does. Do you have a little bit of an Inca vibe to her will say, and I would just like to point out to you again that line was actually straight so you sort of have to wonder if Inga actually was loves type very slightly, at least and if possibly, Jack developed an interest in Scandinavian women partially because of Lem’s. I know Inga did approach Jack, but he was approached by a lot of women, and he did take a particular liking to her. I, I think part of that is just that she was beautiful and fascinating to him, but I I do wonder, though, if there was a sort of Part of that equation that actually did involve phlegm. Marilyn Monroe herself might’ve been slightly Scandinavian did you know that arm and Nolan found her attractive as well somewhat I don’t think you’re realizing that could actually be reality that was sort of lens type. He kind of has a thing for Scandinavian women possibly so no I think he may have said that to Jack in privacy you know oh no, I kind of you know notice Scandinavians sometimes and Jack remember that and then thought you know that’s a good choice love I think I’ll sleep with those women myself but no you did. That was Inge you you did. That was Grace Kelly to to some degree who wasn’t necessarily loves type, but I I think he may have been rather taken by her beauty and it’s eerie how much Lacey could look like Chris Kelly at types and her bone structure, sincerely there’s so much alike they’ve age so much similarly to their weight. The weather phases have shifted Grace was German. Lacey may actually be slightly German and that’s the thing so it’s very possible that he really was actually sleeping with women who were somewhat inspired by Lum‘s desires, Jackie may be expensive slightly inspired by love and his taste but I don’t know idea what in some cases was for love to share them with Jack, but not necessarily at every case in some cases, the idea was opposite. Jack was actually being cruel to lab because he knew That Linn was celibate so to speak, and so he was sort of rubbing in his face like a narcissist, would do a sort of what I can sleep with women you know I feel fine doing it I guess if you don’t then you just don’t and that’s honorable lemon I’ll support you, but you know I’m going to do it Look who I just left with isn’t it isn’t it? Isn’t she something? Yeah she’s real beautiful them I slept with her is not something I slept with her. He was a caddy Cruel man, Jack Kennedy.

And Lacey and I are shocked and amused that you people never considered any of this.

Oh so well I’m liberating her a bit from your bullshit. I want to point out that it’s bizarre how much you’ve ignored Pepe it’s been putting it out on this blog before but I have to put it out again and what about reporting he doesn’t pre-date He doesn’t post a Lem’s who is not pay that much And you seriously don’t think Jack ever slept with Brett. I highly doubt that the picture of Jack with his arms around someone that everyone attributes the lamb is reporting Jack was in an embrace with reporting and they took a picture of it. You seriously want me to believe that that never happened outside of that picture and all the years of the new watch other Shared club close proximity as teenage boys he never was sexually involved with rap they just embrace for that photo!? How fucking skews me for swearing, but how naïve are Americans? I’m sorry if that’s cool or mean what the hell is wrong with you with you? Did you really lol or are you just evil? Which one is it because it’s obvious that he had other gay lovers it’s so bloody obvious!

I just wanted to point that out because it really does actually irritate me. I was homosexual who do I am now or not and if I was alive today I think I actually would find this far more appalling then the you’d think I would you people today assume that they are the consensus that everyone agrees with them, and that they have some sort of moral authority over the universe no, no if I was alive today I will be offended by this our personal level because it’s obvious to me that there’s something fishy going on and you’re either lying to me Trying to convince me of some bullshit Jeff Bernat, pensive and insulting to my intelligence or or or what you don’t know how do you not know that picture is of him and rip just read Seay wrote a whole freaking book titles, picture of his company you read things and you miss them you know, and then Jack rights and then there’s obvious evidence that there is a sexual relationship. It’s it’s all hidden but it’s very clear Jack saying oh I support you and underline in the word SUP South, duh that’s all sucks. Looking forward to another tense year and he referred to his sexual desires as tensions da. That’s obviously that he was looking forward to Lem’s sucking his cock. OK saying oh I support you he supported the fact that lame had to cited for some reason to be homosexual we don’t know why lame decided that Was it because love actually was homosexual or was there something wrong with them? There’s plenty of reports, but Helene was supposedly intellectually, cognitively and slow but then there’s evidence to suggest he was actually a very intelligent man so clearly there’s something off about him. His persona is off and it was convincing to people who will believe are very intelligent people like Orbitel, but it’s not Factual because he clearly was far more intelligent than he seemed and then some people say oh he was bizarre he was like Zelic from you know what he Ellens movies Alec 1883. He was this bizarre man who never was quite himself I could easily surmise that there’s something creepy going on, so to speak with web, and that there is clearly some sort of misunderstanding potentially of his entire person. His families reticence to except Jack their worries about him, and then her hearing from the grave that he actually was straight I would put my thinking cap on and I would think you know, maybe he was straight maybe that’s the missing key maybe that’s what we’ve never been able to quite figure out was that he actually was a very eccentric bizarre person who genuinely thought he was gay And wasn’t it’s possible and there are probably other people who made that same mistake it’s rare, but when you consider Jack Kennedy‘s narcissistic tendencies, it actually fits quite well that he would rather have a sweet, endearingly, kind, somewhat naïve, possibly in his own way, but I would hesitate to say that Maybe sheltered, kind of privileged white relatively handsome man who genuinely was straight thought. He was gay as his sort of slave, because Jack was a narcissist. He was cruel, and I think that would probably appeal to him to have someone to sort of torment, and then laugh at them for being too stupid to realize that they were being tormented because he was brutalized by his older brother Joe was somewhat abusive to him, and I think he learned to appreciate sadism From a very young age and so I think Jack would’ve enjoyed mocking worm in a way by playing into his on awareness and this has been said before, but this is what happened and I also think to be at the time or should be rather if I was alive I would’ve I would wonder this OK I’m sorry But people live today are not the pinnacle of all human creation on the revolutionary trajectory. I’m not saying that you’re aggressive nobody is, but I just think you should possibly be a little more humble and a little less presumptuous.

I know it if it’s quite well to think that lamb was the sheltered suites victim, who never could quite put two into together to equal four and realize that he was straight, and that he was sort of always putting it on an add add to the add apps, the fact that add add to that the fact that he was tall he was buff and there could’ve been something about them being so sweet and being so decent really at heart Believe it or not this whole Jacqueline was raffish one was not raffish you were Brooks Brothers suits that are quite Taylor. He was very fastidious, sweet, loving, that not fastidious and sort of gay need clean, sort of way, but fastidious rather in his bean and you would never have thought that he was raffish until he just started giving up as he aged the depression wasn’t just because Jack died, but that was part of it but that depression pre-data Jack stuff in a lot of historians, are lacking inside and seeing that, but he I mean he ate poorly he was so much saliva mean his parents at times that creates jack stuff and that’s a lot of evidence to suggest that he had been depressed although not rationally so before Jackie even died OK so you’ve missed you miss characterize that because you want to see something that’s there that isn’t necessarily really there.

But no, I mean he was m me a perfect victim absolute, but he wasn’t a perfect worshiper follower. He was a perfect victim and where is the worship or fall or anyway you don’t think that’s your boy feelings you don’t think they could be complex contradictory people. They are any lumps case. Now he was straight he was confused as fuck, and as I was starting to just say, he really might have seem to jack like the perfect straight man aside from his asthma, and his glasses, he may have seem to jack who, like the sort of man that Jack wished he had been born as good-natured. Do you know British French old money, loving sweet tall buff straight And I think there could’ve been some hatred for them involved in keeping him on so to speak at a no I don’t. I think a lot of the history that we’ve had about those people David David Pitts his book a lot of it and Wikipedia self a lot of that stuff will have to be totally revised in about 40 to 50 years if people are able to figure things out and we don’t just implode Because in about free to 50 yours people will be a hell of a lot smarter at eight or at least hopefully they will be and I don’t think it’s likely that those Soum but you’ve already assumed if we’re still even here also, Lacey will be dead and it’s very likely that she will be able to help control the narrative from the other side far more easily than she’s been able to as a living person with the disadvantages of being living in a fallen world. I know she hasn’t been compromised the way that lab was in so she will be able to control the narrative without any sort of spiritual resistance, substantial enough to support her. He hasn’t have that privilege because while he was alive, he conceded too much to evil. She will have that privilege Because she’s fighting tooth and nail every day to be accurate and right and godly and loving are an adult that actually it is war, and she actually will have any sort of authority from the other side, potentially as a Christian to totally alter the perspective and fix a lot of errors, but that isn’t something that she should do do it till Scott’s time but to be prepared for that be prepared for people laughing at you 50 to 60 years from now if the world doesn’t just fall apart thinking that you’re idiots for thinking what you do absolute idiots and then when you’re dead and people think you’re archaic and bourgeois Will you be thankful that you were warned or will you still be arrogant and conceited and full of yourselves thinking that you knew so fucking much and you still do and just nobody understands and they’re all so backward in the future will you wait what do you think? Do you think you’ll think oh we knew better and we will know less now or what because you could think that you’ll be wrong but you could think that and then you’d be stuck like Jack for up I don’t know if there’s purgatory 200 years trying to process through the fact that you were just wrong about something.

I would like to bring up some thing else because it irritates me and I think we’ve seen enough of it and it’s starting if there is an illuminati to manifest in society actually it’s been manifesting but you’re you’re manifesting people to be stupider.

Lacy was genuinely confused and no llamas tried to pick this part. I may have a little more wiggle room to talk about this Lacey was genuinely confused and yes, if there’s been carnation, we did have her back we did. We did it end a Great Britain the sort of a joke with a whole seashell thing. Yes if there’s reincarnational we have had her back And it actually makes her laugh in her spirit him but she doesn’t want to be mean but getting back to what I just said anyway there’s not reincarnation all right we still had her back because the truth is she does love our country and God loves her and when you’re dead, you’re a little less particular and she is British somewhat. She say thankfully him But getting back to what I was going to say Lacey was genuinely confused about why people thought they were at her level of social status and she talked about it last night and I don’t think it was resolved. Why would that be tolerable? It really wasn’t narcissism or jealousy on her part, it may have sounded like that to somebody, but it actually was genuine fear a sort of confusion it’s very unnerving. It’s very disorientating because Casi had a Mercedes that had been owned by her mother that was old it was oh God it was almost 20 years old and it was worth about 04 or $5000 and her mother had bought it used most likely and it had water damage And the truth is Casi had to get rid of it well she still knew Lacey because it was so old. Lacey has an Audi from 2015 and that is worth far more than that Mercedes but the point is it’s used it’s in mint condition I’ve been they’ve kept it in perfect condition on the inside so to speak. It’s a mess but that’s there’s no rust at all And the engine is a crime in the whole thing that they do frequent updates to it. It’s a great car and I’ll probably just keep it and drive it into the ground so to speak so it’s not as if Lacey isn’t aware that people can have old luxury cars but that’s not what that was. Casi‘s Mercedes was, a cheap car that was luxury, but had been given to her by her mother when it was already in poor condition it wasn’t impressive. Casi told Lacey once that she was on a fixed income and Lacey saw Casi‘s videos of her apartment in Texas that showed that it was a rather rundown building, the Casi’s floors were in terrible condition. The carpets were awful. She looked at so she never hardly ever vacuumed, and it seemed as though Casi celebrated getting fresh fruit far too much for someone that had really it almost any money at all she celebrated getting french fries, fresh cherries and her tea cups were from the 80s and they were ugly end and she didn’t get the difference between a nice tea cup and some thing you could find at, a thrift store 20 years ago for a dollar and that’s the problem Casi you were obviously poor you didn’t seem to be working you seemed as though you could be on food stamps you seemed as though you could be awesome on welfare and there were other people on welfare to who never seem to understand that Lacey was almost part of the upper class and her salary, and her background was upper class it was as if you people never got it and so she resorted in 2017 to just saying to Casi. I am wealthy in who says that but Lacey does that I’m just going to say it because why not I am wealthy she said to Casi in a private message And Casi said oh well I kind of knew that you know you have an amazing collection but you know let’s focus on what we have in common and the thing is Lacey thought that the conversation was over she thought I had it out with Casi. I just said I am wealthy this is weird basically like what are you doing and Casi‘s like oh no, I heard I knew that was the thing it’s sort of regressed to work how she would seemingly start competing with her again, or people would start sort of trying to one up her who were obviously beneath her, and that might sound like it’s not that big of a deal to some people but if you’re experiencing it from her perspective, it was very upsetting in large part because it just didn’t make any sense and there was honestly and this is why you gonna have to be empathetic there was something genuinely creepy about it. Yes, I said creepy, it was creepy to Lacey. She was creeped out by the whole thing she thought. Why the fuck are these people on welfare acting like they’re better than me copying me, and Nancy was included in that copying me acting like they’re going to put me in my place that’s absurd. There are some people who might have nice trailer parks. There’s a woman on Instagram trailer park pretty but and I don’t know maybe that woman doesn’t realize this anymore but she still lives in a trailer park or a trailer rather it’s not a house and I thought I would hope that that woman realizes that that she doesn’t really live in a house she lives in a trailer. It’s a very nice trailer but it’s not a house, it’s a Home it’s her home it is it’s nice it’s very nice but it’s not like a brick and mortar house especially not a brick and mortar house of comparable quality and on that same land if they built that house at and not you don’t a trailer no it would be hundreds of thousands of dollars more And that’s maybe something that that woman would need to be reminded of by someone who wasn’t hateful or maybe she already knows that but that’s the problem so it’s sort of like I think Lacey actually thought you people maybe were more sane and rational than you are because let’s say Lacey had a home that was 3000 ft.² on similar comparable land to that woman that was brand new that she had just built with her husband and she was just as pretty as she is that woman could look at Lacey And show her her trailer and be like wow I have an amazing trailer but I’d like to think that if she ever was delusional enough to start thinking that she had Lacey‘s house a brand new 3000 square-foot state of the art house that if Lacey kind of gently found a way to remind her that that wasn’t the case I would hope that when we never need to be reminded, but if she did somehow come to that conclusion in her head, I would like to think that she would still be rational and grounded enough in reality to be humble and an adult and sort of think OK you’re right we don’t have a basement we don’t have room The same structure as you do and you’re right in a tornado cause I guess they could end up talking about tornadoes totally unrelated to their houses and then Lacey could say we always go in the basement and then she could’ve felt insecure and thought crap I’ve been talking to this woman acting like I have this amazing Million dollar house but really it’s just a very nice trailer and then she may have to say what we don’t have a basement you know in someway, but if she couldn’t quite say that, Lacey might have to say well you don’t have a basement to her just sort of remind her again I’d like to think that that woman isn’t a total narcissist, and it would be capable of realizing there’s a difference as proud as she is of her home as nice as it is there is a difference that’s reality there’s just a difference.

The point is Lacey and I are perspective was that if there’s reincarnations at all I know, or this is just some other perspective people who are poor poor they’re actually poor like they’re not pretending to be poor they’re actually poor . So they actually don’t have money and they could really actually be suffering because of it. It’s not something so as much as they want to seem rich, they might not be they might be starving. They may not have enough clothes they may be suffering and some people in 1800s who were that poor we’re actually quite self-righteous about it believe it or not. Lacey and I were put in our place numerous times potentially by people who are quite poor where it’s like no I don’t have that much money. I don’t have that much money. What the fuck is wrong with you I’m poor you fucking idiot. I’m really suffering you jack ass.

That’s the mindset that Lacey and I have if there’s reincarnation so it’s like when someone’s poor, they’re not going around being like I have a Mercedes I am your equal. I’ll build a storm cellar, but I’m only gonna say that because I am better than you and no, you know it, it would be more I don’t have enough money to build a storm cellar. You know I’m poor are you jack ass so I would say trailer park pretty to us, Lacey and I know she’s somewhat poor but she’s not as poor as a lot of people I would say to us she seems somewhat middle-class and so and so it’s like well. OK I guess will have to build a storm cellar but if they had enough money for that, then no that’s reasonable I mean you know it is your house can get blown away anyway, right so you just go in the storm cellar That functions like a basement and that seems perfectly reasonable and yes, rather middle class actually but I love it and I’m not trying to pick up that woman by point or am I by pointer simply though if I am us because I’m suspicious that she’s narcissistic like so many people are today, but but the point is maybe she’s not right hopefully she’s not but the pointers it it just baffles us because even if she’s middle-class she’s not as wealthy as someone who would have a Normas house a fall out shelter in their backyard and you know it doesn’t we don’t get it. How did you? How did you as poor people who are supposed to feel sorry for because that’s also something she’s heard from a lot of people how are you? You’re so at your your an asshole you’re a bitch these people are poor there for collecting perfume because I don’t have any money and you’re just as heartless bitch no that’s that’s not who she is she just she literally can’t fucking figure out what what you people want from her on the one hand you’re telling her, I’m poor feel sorry for me and all the other hand you’re saying I am vastly superior to you I have a Normas amount of money you’re nothing. You’re a liar and a fraud and a cheat and you’re poor and I am not which one is it and then it’s like this bird is crazy but she said that about 44 or five years ago she was writing on her blog IBC bar nuts adhesive are crazy in her own way, and there was never taken seriously enough by the husband who she’s married to legally buy anyone who should be talking to who is able to talk to her dead or alive know it was never taken seriously cause like oh no somehow that makes sense. how the fuck does that make sense you can’t be so poor that one minute Dimitri and in mirror saying we’re poor we’re still poor we have to work in the store we work our asses off and the next minute there at a party looking fabulous wearing Gucci calling themselves old money, and he say my wife’s an artist, and they are dead serious about both which one is it and yes I started off by pointing out to you how dumb it is that you thought Lem’s was in love with Jack and Jack was in love with him because it’s really far stupider than you think thinking oh they were friends that’s dumb to know there was obviously something sexual going on Jack was obviously not straight. Obviously Jack was obviously not straight people all Jack was obviously straight. Why why was John obviously straight America explain that to me because he slept with 50 women. If you sleep with 50 women, do you get a straight card and then anything else that happens after that is just Nolan void is it how it works in your fucked up country because that’s not reality the reality of it is if you find both genders a tractive you’re not straight that’s impossible!

Are all and I am so tempted to move Lacey and her family to Canada because I am so sick of this country. I love you people I do as a human in Christ I love Americans, but I find you intellectually morally repulsive, your inability to contemplate things in an honest way.

Why is it that in America rip Hortons picture is London’s but in Egypt in Canada and Russia we know that that’s what we know that that’s right brother. We know that that’s rip. We’re not that confused.

Well, then tell me the Del Smith, sweet little Miss you know feminist 1995 comes along and says oh who was the saddest widow to ever exist? Oh, fuck, you know who was it? I thought was I still practically destroyed her family out of grief they’re still fucked up because of it And Glenn wasn’t even angry at Jack’s wedding to Jackie and don’t tell me oh, he could’ve been hiding it. No, he couldn’t have not to that degree. No he couldn’t have people can hide their emotions, but they can’t actually hide them that well people might say oh I hide my emotions I could hide that no you couldn’t. It would show in your eyes it would. He’s not sad enough. It’s not in the right way. No I’m sorry that’s bullshit and I am so sick and tired. I am so sick and tired of her telling people that’s writing out on this blog and not being taken seriously enough and I guarantee you it’s not by everybody in the world. If there’s an illuminati, there are plenty of people who have heard this and know that it’s true, you’re delusional. If you think you could hide something that a Normas also why would he tolerate that all those years and not have a hissy fit and not throw a tantrum publicly at some point or almost commit suicide over the whole thing that doesn’t make sense. Your emotional trajectory for him is impossible. It is literally impossible and no I am sorry what happened at his wedding? I have to bring up again it’s not possible for Linn to have been that genuinely happy he was genuinely happy. It’s obvious in the pictures and that’s not possible. If he was attracted to men red face said that he seemed bisexual. Essentially, you’ve totally ignored that for decades. His family possibly knows that he was straight and you bully them first thing in the interviews that they probably aren’t even comfortable with and then you defiled his grave.

And you don’t think if there’s reincarnational, maybe there isn’t, but you don’t think if there is that people like me are angry about it, you were so fucking self righteous oh, we’re not colonialists with all revolves than that. Fuck you yes you are. We are formerly superior to you. No, we really were you asshole. Idiots

Thinking that you can just run around the world sitting in everyone’s face because it sounds great. Miracle really has there should be a Palestine. There should be there should be a nation of Palestine if yours moly superior as you claim to be, but there isn’t one and I’m not saying there should be Israel as well. I am saying there should be a Palestine but you get all Twitter paid it and can’t fucking figure out how to make that work and then you point fingers at Great Britain and say are we would never make those mistakes were not colonial us we’re superior to you. No you’re not! And then you think we know what happened if there’s green carnation Lacey died she was literally hit by a car after one was killed in World War I is this ring carnation that actually really happened and that actually bothered a lot of people and you don’t think that that’s going to matter you don’t think that’s going to piss people off They came to this country to try to help Africa. You turn him into an imbecile who couldn’t reason through the idea that he was straight he went around, sucking a narcissistic Looney Tunes, jack ass, his cock ruined his life, devastated his family and then killed himself over a period of 10 years, where he did a copious amount of drugs with teenagers. Who did he decided to do drugs with because he thought they were sociopathic, and would be better off dead And he came here to help Africans. It is reincarnation after being killed on a battle ground in Europe in World War I.

Yeah I don’t get me started on that but I think you are so privileged. He babysat you for your first fucking hundred years and then you did what you came off and went over the superior. What the fuck no you’re not.

And you think we care about her she’s a human you idiot fuckards! Stop lying about that to yourselves. And no, I’m not saying that because she’s not white I’m saying that because you don’t seem to understand that she’s a human.

Know if there’s been Carnation, it was actually quite devastating to her family, and she didn’t know that at the time, and it’s despair inducing to see you people these so dense if there’s an illuminati, especially profoundly despair inducing.

So I would just like to know what is it? What is it that you don’t get? Why are you so fucking confused? How did the how the hell did you think that you were her social equal Casi if there’s green carnation, maybe that was part of it but then you would’ve known that you weren’t anymore, and that she still could be somehow how did you not understand that I would love to know.

There is a demon, and possibly Satan himself, is fussing to me right now Casi was a sexual predator and several other perfume collectors may have been as well. They went online to show their breasts and get attention from people whether they were consenting to see them or not. I think it’s very possible that Casi and other people went online with the intent to get sexual attention, and I suspect that clouded their judgment. They went online looking for sexual attention, thinking that was sort of what they were doing in a sense, and then, because they were in this sort of euphoric state, thinking that they were somehow You know when you’re when you’re when you’re in that state you can sometimes fill kind of like being high and I wonder if they were a little out of their minds sorry so it’s like oh I’m gonna go online looking for sexual gratification, pretending that I’m just a perfume collector when really, I’m looking for a boyfriend or a girlfriend or just someone to give me attention And I wonder if that’s what happened they went online looking for attention and they saw her and it was so out of the realm of what they were currently focused on that they missed they missed it so it’s sort of like him if you were drunk and horny so to speak and it was a Friday night and you were out with friends and you had a bar in a neighborhood that was very nice and then you wandered off and maybe went into someone’s backyard a really beautiful backyard and white Peed or some thing on their flowers. You wouldn’t do that if you were sober and you weren’t in some weird sexual mindset maybe but maybe being in that mindset they didn’t realize that they were inappropriate that they were being disrespectful that they weren’t really paying attention to their surroundings, and that they were talking to someone who was superior to them who actually might find them somewhat offensive. It’s offensive peeing on peoples flowers is offensive Talking to somebody like they’re on welfare when they’re actually well-off and yes Casi she was well off and she still is is offensive it’s not that she was jealous. It’s not that she was insecure. It’s not that she was lying. It’s that it’s an offensive accusation to make against somebody who’s well-off it’s actually offensive people. People don’t ever seem to understand that or have any empathy for that. Why wouldn’t that be offensive to say to somebody who’s well offer a rich oh, you seem like me we have so much in common. You remind me of me when you’re on food stamps and you have some sort of opiate addiction and you’re constantly flashing your tits and you were obviously raised in poverty, and you have terrible matters. Why wouldn’t that be offensive to somebody like her who really actually was not, and his upper class old money . You were insulting her with your own crass tastes. She is superior to you and you were insulting her by comparing her to you. Why have you been lying about that for eight years? Why does nobody wanna own up to the fact that that’s moronic and yes, I’m looking at you, Chris you obviously came from the middle class to lower class, Diego was poor a lot of you are that in your background she’s not she’s not, and she’s not making that up. Why would you think that it would be appropriate with your background to compare yourself to her and act like you were the same that’s an insult to her. It’s also an insult to her kindness. She was very kind to all of you and then you locked it and try to humiliate her by saying oh we’re the same aren’t we Leisy always the same we’re so much alike you’re mocking her kindness Casi you’re mocking her and her humility. Why why are you mocking her decency as a person!?” yells Rupert.

“ all right I changed it to teeth as a person and then he change the fact that last line I was trying to make fun of him. Oh my gosh guys I’m so fucking hilarious. Who is the freaking love? I’m so fucking hilarious.” says JFK high on meth, and strung-out, in the afterlife.

“Thank you.” says Lem to Rupert. “I can’t say that, and I’ve wanted to.”

“You know. I get it.” says her neighbor. “It’s just…creepy.”

“Yeah. Like…why are they so sure it’s the same?” says Lacey.

“Maybe they didn’t actually think that.” says her neighbor.

“That’s not how it seemed.” says Lacey.

“She’s right. They may have been that convoluted. But…they were adamant.” says Rupert.

“How crass were these people?” she says.

“Quite crass?” says Rupert.

“I think they knew.” says her neighbor. “And were being really mean.”

“So actually mocking her good heart.” says Rupert.

“Yeah.” says Dmitry.

“That’s very hard for her to believe.” says Rupert.

“How hard?” asks MSNBC.

“Nearly impossible. But she’s not pseudo-intellectual.” says Rupert.

“We don’t have that much!” yells a woman.

“But…so what!? You buy dozens of bottles of perfume…look for an online community to join…and then have the audacity to believe you’re morally superior to those who have money?!” says Rupert.

“ do you know that that is actually weird it would be like a fire join some sort of home decorating community and then met people who were living in homes that were worth millions like her cousin who owns and $1 million stays and then acted angry when her cousin showed pictures of her house why would I expose myself to that expecting everyone to be exactly like me and then getting angry when they’re not?” says Trailer Park Pretti in the afterlife.

“ she just I think you know if this is what happened I’m not saying that it is but if it is, she had a sort of ambivalence about it. I and it didn’t seem like she cared, and that we were all supposed to be best friends.” says Dmitry.

“ she was following the lead of people who were that friendly like cc. A lot of the people who she was imitating were like that and she was trying to fit in with a pre-existing community of people who are all very demonstrative and I think that was she just assumed that was the norm but that’s how you people related to each other and so she was trying to sort of relate to you The way you related to each other and it seems like that was your status quo. It was to be very demonstrative and joyful.” says Rupert.

“ think she misunderstood I think she thought that people were very cheerful about perfume and then just thought well that’s great I am too that’s just let’s just have fun and talk about perfume and then it seemed weird to her when people were getting so touchy eventually about the seeming financial differences.” says Jan.

“ hey how did it? Yeah I am at I think at it I think the ambivalence was more or less just a feeling of certificate all Terrian ism, and a lack of shame that she was wealthy. Were you expecting her to be ashamed that she was wealthy?” says Rupert.

“ oh yeah!” says a reader.

“ do you know that’s all fuck of a lot to ask? Why the fuck do you feel so fucking entitled to her money?” says Tom Banks.

“ I OK OK um, I think we had the impression that the Kennedys were the norm and that when people were old money and rich that they were really compassionate and guilty.” says Dmitry.

“ oh my god no that is not upper class American old money at all. How did she seem ambivalent to you guys?” yells an Old Money woman in the CIA.

“ just sent balloons I mean I hope my family has some money but that was sort of her attitude. I lost my job and I had to ask for money from my parents while we were sort of involved and she said are you OK but she didn’t offer any money she just said are you OK and I was very upset by that because of course I wasn’t OK.” says Jan in the afterlife.

“ yeah well I do you misunderstood. She was trying to ask you if you were losing your mind or if you were just suffering that’s what she was really asking you because that’s what people ask at her family that’s what she’s used to so it’s like are you OK means I know you’re not OK, but are you suffering to the point where you were ready to kill yourself?” says Rupert.

“ oh.” says Jan.

“ yeah, she was asking if you were suicidal been a very careful way to be polite and loving.” says Rupert.

“ so I could’ve asked for money.” says Jan.

“ yes but she didn’t want to assume that you needed help or assume that you needed anything.” says Rupert.

“ I understand that mentality.” says Anderson Cooper. “ if there’s reincarnations, it doesn’t surprise me that she was friends with someone like him. I relate to him and I think it’s sad that you people are so presumptuous about her character.”

Later.

“You know…Rupert is right. It makes no sense how chill and joyful Lem was at Jack’s wedding.” says a living guy. “Why have you all ignored that!?”

“Because. It’s not in our wheelhouse.” says Sally from the afterlife.

“Lacey…why…were you so ambivalent?” says Dmitry.

“Because you’re strangers. And nobody seemed that poor.” says Lacey.

“So food stamps doesn’t seem poor to you?” asks Casi.

“Not in context of a mother who has a nice house and buys you expensive underwear.” says Lacey.

“Okay. She did write a post about her mother taking her shopping to buy underwear.” says Shaveydavy.

“So you thought I was just…down-on-my-luck…middle class.” says Casi.

“Yes. Lower, middle-middle or upper. Whatever. Not…rich. But…with some sort of support system.” says Lacey.

“Okay. That’s accurate. …But it was obvious you were wealthier than most people. But then…we read you as being…rich. And dense.” says Casi. “We actually thought you were dense.”

“Dense how!?” says Rupert.

“Umm…so dense that it made us think you might be poor?” says Casi.

“How!?!” asks Lem.

“How was she dense!? She was giving samples of rare perfume to people and not expecting anything in return.” says Babe.

“Because they they don’t have that much.” says Monika.

“So what!? It’s like what I said. What was I supposed to do start my own food stamps private organization to feed perfume addicts? I mean what the fuck were you expecting?” says Lacey. 

“ I think we’re at a crossroads culturally in America and she is right at the epicenter.” says Chris Hayes. “ if there’s an illuminati, Lacey, I feel like you’re literally right at the epicenter of a huge shift in this country and you are the epitome of every sides frustrations in a way embodied, and every side is both antagonize by you and yet also endeared by you and we’re just kind of like do we hate you do we love you it is to this bizarrely extreme degree that doesn’t really match up with the level of like negativity that you’ve put out which just speaks to something deeper that you’re not really in respond you’re not responsible for it’s just what you were born into who you are and it’s fascinating.”

“ oh yeah because of the one hand she’s talking with Rupert and if there’s reincarnation, and if there is homosexuality in heaven from a Christian perspective, she’s like a light years ahead of most people it has been her whole life and it’s just like what the hell is wrong with these people that’s just homosexuality like why are we? Why is that even a thing similar just homosexuals like why are we even talking about it and that’s very endearing to a lot of liberals because it gives us help and it makes us think you know either she’s really wrong and so are we or she’s if she’s right then it really is just a different kind of person and it’s consensual and it’s adults and why why are we so weirdly focused on that like what is wrong with us, we’re way behind somehow like way behind people 100 years ago or more advanced in the upper class apparently in great Britain if there’s reincarnations than we are and that’s very hopeful that then we get confused because yeah it’s possible this is really what happened that people really really angry at you because you actually did seem privileged and they really couldn’t stand it and so they decided to sort of turn tables on you and make you think that they didn’t know that and that that they were somehow I don’t know needing to be convinced her that you were fake. Somehow they were trying to somehow snub you in this very clever, back backward sort of way, and I think they’ve thought you were an idiot because you didn’t know what they were doing, but then I have to think that that’s and that’s where I get angry but then the store I get lost cause I’m like shit. What if she really genuinely was that confused Lacey how did you imagine that people wouldn’t be able to tell that you were well off?” says a Liberal.

“ because I think I thought people might just be the exit. I couldn’t figure it out but that’s what they were saying it is the onus isn’t on me. That’s what they were indicating to me. The onus is on them.” says Lacey.

“ oh, OK so they just seemed way too sincere?” says a woman.

“ oh, yes, and it’s not do you know inconceivable that they could’ve been full of it as a nosy, people can see and sincere, but they’re not Cincinnati Bell can seem sincere and it’s very hard to believe that they could possibly be lying but if not possible, but that does they seems far more sincere than a person with seem if they were just trying to sort of mock me it didn’t it didn’t seem likely.” says Lacey.

“ but then how could we possibly think that?” says Casi.

“ I don’t know it’s been creepy to me for years.” says Lacey.

“ oh, OK so you just thought we really somehow didn’t know and it was kind of creepy.” says Casi.

“ yes very much so it’s still creeps me out. I still am not believing that you really actually knew because I don’t have I feel like you’re insane or something. I’m just waiting to find out what’s going on.” says Lacey.

“ oh OK oh so you actually do you care about poor people but you just fuck you know there are a lot of nurses in the perfume community. They probably tainted the waters and confuse the situation because they genuinely were an actual like narcissistic to Lulu and him I don’t I don’t think people realize that you weren’t getting it though, I think they were totally miss reading you and then or they just wanted to think you were stupid instead of being humble and honest and realizing that you’re not stupid, you just really weren’t getting it OK so like a lot of people were really not doing well financially, and you had like an endless about money to spend on perfume and I think that was hurtful to people how you didn’t seem to care that they didn’t have the money did you realize that they didn’t have it?” says an Italian.

“ I thought it would serve like an art museum where it’s like you you know you’re looking at the art and you’re thinking oh that’s a that’s a $20 million painting or more and there’s no way that I would be able to ever purchase that but I’m not going to stand here read who donated at target that person, and then kill them out of jealousy or hurt I’m just going to stand here and enjoy the art.” says Lacey.

“ OK well that makes sense. That’s very upper class old money and that’s the way you were raised and so you’re more intelligent and will breath and most of us possibly and so do you it’s like oh no perfume is ours everyone knows that he would spend that much money on perfume rights or like most people would know that who are taking it that seriously that it’s art is such a status symbol you know it’s it’s it’s art so it’s it belongs to me, but in a sense belongs to everybody in the same way that we’re all sharing the same life together crap why we can I just I have a lot of perfume I am a person who may or may not be reading this blog why were you people so hyper focused on her picking apart her every fucking move I’m just curious?” says a perfume collector.

“ oh, because they were jealous of her she was very beautiful and she had a sort of presents and tell it and intelligence about her and so we were really jealous.” says someone.

“ yeah but then you’re the toxic ones so maybe you’re talking to somebody who’s innocent and really has no fucking clue what’s going on and you just failed ever seem to realize that I think she’s channeling you whether there’s no illuminati or not and I think that people are helping her. I think it’s possible there’s an illuminati, but I really feel like it’s sad because I don’t understand, why you guys don’t get it you targeted her she defended herself, and then you’ve been adamant ever cents that she was somehow evil and guilty of something. How the fuck do you not get it you were jealous you were angry that she was from a better class than you were from, and that she was clearly inheriting the money and not working for it and you’ve been lying about that for like what 10 years and then she supposed to read your mind and know why you’re upset how narcissistic can you people be she’s not lacking self-awareness and if she is, I would love to know how because maybe I am too.” says a perfume collector.

“ yeah I think it’s that we were struggling at times and we assumed that that was obvious.” says a woman.

“ so you were insecure about some thing and you assumed that her patronizing you because she did was somehow inappropriate even though you’re adults and you chose to go online and show pictures of yourselves flashing your tits practically and that was your choice. She was responsible for giving you a patronizing response?” said the CIA.

“ yeah that’s how we felt.” says Jan.

“ what did you want from her? She’s right or you looking for charity or what what the fuck were you expecting her to say to you?” says the CIA.

“ yeah this is the problem so you didn’t actually think that she was your equal or you did let’s just clarify that point.” says Rupert.

“ Can I ask a non-related question if there’s reincarnations, do we have do we have a backwards understanding even in Europe of what you people actually thought when it came to sex because I’ve always had the impression that you were very laissez-faire and I think that’s part of like a man assumed that Lamb wouldn’t be hurt somehow, because he had some sort of Upper class sexualize a fair sort of view. The whole thing is that bullshit because it’s not necessarily humanly possible to not be hurt by people and I think even an open relationship people still get hers how how are far away?” says a woman.

“Where do you think I came from?” says Princess Diana.

“Or me.” says Queen Camilla.

“Yes. Or my mother. Clearly we believed in monogamy. However poorly we adhered to it.” says King Charles III.

“It varied.” says Rupert. “There were lots of different opinions. Although…the general consensus was in favor of freedom. And personal awareness and liberation.”

“Romantic love? Monogamous love. But only in sincerity.” says the gay man.

“Yes!” says Lacey.

“So we seem pretentious.” says a gay man.

“You are.” says Lacey.

“So! What were you expecting?” says a Muslim Egyptian.

“Not handouts.” says Casi.

“Then what!?” asks a Malaysian.

“Just…more…awareness.” says Casi.

“Of what!?” says Lacey.

“Of how offensive you were!” says a woman who sided with her.

“What the fuck did she do…that was so damn offensive!?” yells Rupert.

“She was impressive?” says a perfume hater.

“Nobody EVER TOLD HER THAT!!” yells Rupert.

“Yeah. It’s just perfume though.” says Nancy.

“EXACTLY!!” says Rupert.

“Even if I’d shared something mildly impressive…it wasn’t that impressive.” says Lacey.

“You’d have shared that too.” says Dmitry.

“Yes. But not at the same time.” says Lacey.

“Yeah. She’s right. She’d share photos of her private plane…but like…with wheat in the foreground. And the plane would be blurred out.” says Casi.

“True.” says Rupert.

“That’s offensive.” says the CIA. “To a narcissist. And someone she’d consider off-the-rails.”

“Why isn’t that offensive?” asks Casi.

“Are you DUMB!?” yells Lacey. “Did you think rich people didn’t exist!?”

“Oh shit.” says a Communist.

“Yeah! Exactly!” says Lacey. “Lord help me.”

“Why follow her? She’s right.” says a reader.

“Because she seemed nice.” says Casi.

“She is!” says Rupert.

“I’d love to go around saving people. But it’s untenable.” says Lacey.

“She’s right.” says the CIA.

“Okay. But…why show off?” says Casi.

“Why do you need me to babysit you?” says Lacey.

“Did we actually fool ourselves into thinking she was fake? Because this is her actual attitude?” asks a perfume hater.

“Yes. Apparently.” says Dmitry.

“So you think we’re childish?” asks a perfume hater.

“Yes! Very.” says Rupert.

“I’m not Marie Antoinette. I do care. You’re buying copious amounts of perfume. …And I’m not here to babysit your narcissistic egos.” says Lacey.

They think.

“So you’re not a conservative. You’re just sure we shouldn’t be given sympathy we don’t deserve.” says Casi.

“Yes! Exactly.” says Lacey.

“What if…we’re toxic addicts? And she’s not. And she burst our bubble?” asks a perfume collector.

“That we weren’t rich.” says Casi. “And it was actually obvious.”

“Yeah.” says Nancy.

“Sorry!” says Lacey, annoyed.

“But we like to pretend.” says a gay man.

“To a point that’s fine. …But reality is that you’re full of it.” says Lacey. “I’m sorry I’m not that stupid!?!?”

“Why the fuck did you ruin everything?” asks a reader to the perfume community.

“Because! We wanted to feel…rich. It was cosplay. Innocent cosplay.” says a perfume community member.

“Yeah. I saw through it. So?” says Lacey.

“But it was cosplay.” says a gay man.

Lacey thinks. “Then why attack me?” says Lacey.

“Because you were sincere.” says Casi.

Lacey thinks.

“Wouldn’t you want that? To make your act more convincing?” says Lacey.

“Yes.” says Shaveydavy. “But…only to a point.”

“Then what am I supposed to do? Just die!?” says Lacey, indignantly.

He stares awkwardly.

“You’re a heartless toad…if you insist on that.” says Lacey.

“ what it comes down to is really quite simple. You’re over complicating it and you have been for about 10 years in the perfume community. Lacey is sincere she doesn’t put on a show. She’s actually upper class. She’s really that beautiful she’s really that sweet it’s not an act.” says Elliott Roosevelt. “And I would just like to point out that she’s not stupid she’s ditzy you all assume vastly too much. Do you really think if you’re insisting that she was Jack Kennedy reincarnated that I would sleep with JFK? No, very unlikely.

So on that note, let’s get back to reality you can’t handle the fact that she is as sincerely what she is as she is? Okay. Then how is that her problem?” says Elliott.

“Because we can’t compete.” says Casi.

“Yeah? Why do you have to?” says the CIA.

“We’re narcissistic.” says Mr. Cologne.

“Yeah! But that’s dysfunctional. You’re the problem.” says the CIA.

They sit and look dumbfounded.

“So…she was just chill. Mostly. And we ruined that.” says the perfume community.

“Yeah. …I mean…we can talk about why she was upsetting…but…in context of reality.” says Chris Hayes.

“We were narcissistically offended. She’s upper class Old Money. We’re not. That’s offensive to us. End of story. However…we’re obviously obsessed with it. Someone commented once that she was? No! We are.” says a perfume collector.

“Did we know she was?” asks Mr. Cologne 76. “Before she did?”

“Oh no!” says Casi.

“Yeah. I bet we did.” says an Egyptian perfume collector.

“Lacey…do you understand…what it’s like to be in our class?” asks Mr. Cologne 76.

“No.” says Lacey. “Possibly not.”

“She understands what it’s like to struggle. Her parents created that experience. And insisted it was real. …But…no. She doesn’t actually understand.” says the Candace Owens.

“The class vibe?” says Casi.

“Yes! Mac & Cheese is a treat to her. Like…box Mac & Cheese? It’s a novelty to her.” says Candace.

“Has she ever had Hamburger Helper?” asks Casi.

“No! She’s been fascinated by it for years.” says Candace.

“It’s flavorful.” says Casi.

“It looks flavorful.” says Lacey.

“Oh my gosh. Don’t. It’s so bad for you.” says Casi. “I get it. I like food too. But…just don’t. Some people use it to survive. Don’t do it.”

“I had Italian last night.” says Lacey. “Good Italian.”

“My Italian isn’t that good.” says Casi.

“I doubt that.” says Lacey.

“FINE.” says Casi.

“So how much would Lacey be making? If she hadn’t married Mark?” asks Ken Schiebel in the afterlife.

“$100,000. As a lawyer. Of sorts. Truthfully. …She’d have graduated from law school, passed the bar exam…and then inherited over $200,000 from her father who raised her. Payed off her debt. Had some left. Bought a house. She’d be making $100,000 and be worth $300,000.” says Lem. “No debt.”

“No family?” says Ken.

“No. She’d be very suicidal. But…surviving.” says Lem.

“Never married!??” says Casi.

“No. She’s not a slut. And she’s been cursed her whole damn life.” says Lem.

“Is that middle class? For a single woman? In Minnesota? No debt. A condo she’s almost paid for? On her own. Well decorated. A decent job. A savings. No debt.” says Rupert.

“How much would she inherit?” asks Ken.

“1 mill.” says Rupert.

“No. That’s upper class.” says a reader.

“No perfume?” asks Casi.

“Barely any.” says Rupert.

“When would she have died?” asks Ken.

“48.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald. “Alcohol and an undiagnosed thyroid disorder.”

“We should not have assumed Lem was gay.” says a reader.

Later.

A very tall…older man, probably in his late 70’s, said hello to Lacey. And when she grinned and said hello he blushed and was in awe of her beauty. Tall. Working at a store. …God inspired that moment. He was smitten.

He’s what she was supposed to be “dealing with” to have a semi-normal life. She has no idea what’s going on. Genuinely. Compared to most people.

“Man!” he said under his breath as walked. I heard him.

“Oh it’s okay!” said Rita, holding Lacey in her spirit. “She’s just hot.” she said to a woman. As in warm. And Lacey felt a sudden burst of cool air in her spirit. Lacey was shocked by his display. It’s been a while since she’s seen a man that old. And she’d aged so she’d assumed she had likely passed her expiration date, so to speak.

“He was just interested in you!” says a man who was old in the 1930’s.

She blinks sweetly like a baby. In her spirit.

Casi looks at her confused.

“How does she not understand!?” she asks her grandmother.

“It’s illogical.” says Queen Elizabeth II.

“They’re not dirty old men. It’s not like that. He was old. And she’s 40!” says George Bush.

“So we really look and smell that different.” says Casi. She laughs. “He got a treat today!”

“He did. She’s still only 40. She’s older looking now. But…she’s still only 40.” says Lem.

Casi laughs. “Nice! …Must bring back good memories.”

“Yeah. Probably.” says Lem.

“You’d think she’d look hot to every generation. But no. What’s considered hottest changes. …Beauty is beauty. But…some preferences are generational.” says Raquel Welsh.

“Lacey. What do you prefer?” asks the CIA.

“Me. More than some men.” says the man at the store in the afterlife. “But no. Bad idea.”

“Lem. Elliott. That’s my ideal build.” says Lacey.

The man at the store nods in the afterlife.

“There are subtle differences.” says Casi.

“So it’s super subtle.” says a Millennial man.

“Yes.” says the older Boomer.

“Too bad…I died.” says Michael.

“But I’m her ideal.” says the man at the store in the afterlife.