“They had sex, Jack.” by Lem

(September 15th, 2024)

“I mean…they had sex.” says Joe to Jack. In 1956.

“LEM!?” says Jack.

“Yes. Lacey’s pregnant. And they’re married.” says Joe.

“That’s not what I had in mind. When I left them together…he reassured me they’d be good friends.” says Jack.

Joe laughs.

“You think you know a fella!” says Jack.

“How’d she figure out about Pat?” asks Joe.

“I didn’t say a word!” says Jack.

They stand in silence.

And it’s some piazza, similar more fortunate than others, for however, that is whatever the reasons are to that woman seems like she has a pretty decent marriage. I don’t think she’s into the chemicals in the substances at all and I I I would like to think that almost beside that beside the point that she is saying enough, rational enough person that she could probably just admit no I don’t have a basement you know where we we have to you know we might be we should put in a storm cellar or something which actually you know if I could talk to someone would be a bad idea for them to have some sort of storm cellar, this thing is that was that was the problem Lacey had with these people it’s like she she kept talking to them and they were come to the point in the conversation where it’s like they needed you to say we should just make a storm cellar is no we don’t have a basement. Obviously you know if they could be humble oh yeah, no we don’t. You know we don’t have a basement. We should really probably just get a storm cellar. You know that’s really not that hard to say if Lacey wasn’t being snobby, if she actually wasn’t looking down on them and she wasn’t necessarily And they could sense that enough to feel comfortable enough talking to her to let down there guard and start talking about their trailer. You know maybe that’s where they needed to be humble and be willing to be beneath her and just say you know yeah we’re not as wealthy as Lacey We’re not and we should probably build a storm cellar but they couldn’t do that and instead it would get to be released. He would post some thing that was just a pleasant, happy pretty post, and they lose their shit in the comment section and start saying crazy ass things to her that she’s in how to try to figure out how to respond to Which day then interpreted as Lacey being passive aggressive no, Lacey was trying to figure out how to just let it go and just MoveOn not be passive aggressive they were the ones instigating the fight they were the ones being passive aggressive out of nowhere and then she would have to respond to them They may have picked up on some thing peculiar where she was deciding to brag more than usual, but that is very much not a reason to excuse themselves from what they did and so I would like to discuss this. Why did they think they could compete with her I actually don’t quite understand how that woman with a trailer could think that either entirely if she even would, but just explain this to me, I was somewhat of a Socratic, but not really so maybe I don’t understand, but what is it because it doesn’t make sense to me either it’s very baffling to Lacey. Listen if there’s reincarnation, I was somewhat privileged Look me up if you have to write him and so is she in the 1800s and what we experienced was worse than today people were extraordinary poor Siri poor and people were extravagantly wealthy colonialism was not something to be embarrassed about. It was something to be proud of, and that was our mindset I wasn’t necessarily a proud colonialist, but at the same time I was of my time and so I definitely understood why people were and I may have made some concessions to that if you want to take it she with me be my guest you’ll regret it 100 years from now and everyone examines your mistakes with the same profound superiority. It’s stupid you don’t people don’t always know sometimes they’re evil and sometimes they really don’t know everything that people figure out later on humility is wise. Sometimes we’re guilty and sometimes we just don’t know any better right and maybe you don’t understand why we thought colonialism made sense so keep that in mind as well what people ever have every right to be angry absolutely so do Asians I mean, but there was a reason why we were colonial us there there was. You can make you sound stupid, but I’m not in it. I wish I could have this conversation with you in person but you’re not ready to die yet.

“Jack, why does it matter anyway?” says Red Fay.

Jack laughs. Half smiles.

“Lem was an unusual man. But lots of people lose their friends as they age. People change.” says Red.

“Yeah. Funny!” says JFK.

Joe walks off in a huff.

“He’s sore!” says Jack to Red.

“You ruined his life, Jack!” says Red.

Jack laughs and shakes his head. Sits down next to Red.

“Well. What now?” he says to Red.

Red looks at him.

“I have tensions. You know?” says JFK.

Red nods.

“He’d relieve me. Regularly. …What say you?” says Jack.

Red laughs. Half smiles.

“We’ll see. I’m not drunk enough yet, Jack.” says Red jokingly.

“Yeah. That’s what I always say too.” says Jack.

“Did you ever relieve him?” asks Red.

“I’m not that kind of man. See? …But I’ve got these tensions…and if I don’t have them relieved my back starts to hurt. All over!” says JFK.

“All over?” says Red.

Jack leans in, “I tell you Red, it’s bad!”

And we’ll leave them to it. Jack wasn’t my soulmate. Really. …He was a rich, narcissist, famous man…and people have drawn conclusions based on what seems most probable to them but not necessarily what actually factually happened. It’s made sense to gay men to assume I was a real life-long closeted gay…but I wasn’t. And I said things that have muddied the waters even more.

No. I was straight. Confused. And if you really analyze it it’s obvious…but few people have the patience or insight into the situation enough to have done that or do that.

Red Fay…was Jack’s lover. And I want to point out again that I had a staggering lack of jealousy. To a bizarre degree. I was supposedly possessive? Yeah right! Given what Jack was doing…I should have been constantly suicidal. Not just being difficult and starting weirdly at random people once every 40 years. …And actually, I wasn’t possessive. That’s been misunderstood. I was…angry. But I had a glaring lack…of concern. Red Fay slept with Jack in the military. Why…wasn’t I more devastated by that? Why would I have tolerated his presence? And there were other men. Assuming my bad mood one day was…a sort of middle-class…happy-in-a-committed-relationship-jealousy…is foolish and sadly quite stupid. No. I should have been suicidal. Not just suspicious of Jack’s numerous gay lovers. I…never really was jealous. And if I seemed suspicious of them…that was something else. I’m sorry.

It’s disturbing though how dumb that actually is. …How could I be just “suspicious” in the face of such brutality? That’s…moronic. No! If I was actually in love with him…I’d have been devastated. Suicidal. …How…can people be that…dumb? It’s…scary.

“We assumed you were like Ethel?” says Sally Smith in the afterlife.

“ETHEL!?!? …I was as dense as ETHEL!?” says Lem.

“I don’t understand.” says Lem’s father.

“And why would you assume I was the only man who ever sucked his cock!? …So he was faithful to me!? Why!? That’s…embarrassingly naive.” says Lem. “Or is it deranged!?”

“We assumed you were special?” says a dead gay man.

“How likely is that!?!?” scoffs Lem.

“It’s ignorant. Sorry.” says Sally in the afterlife.

“He had so many other ‘close’ male friends. Why did you all pick on me!?” says Lem, sadly.

Sally laughs. “Well Lem…because you’re the only one who didn’t get married. Or are you? But…you’re the only one we clearly knew of. And you had a room in the White House.” says Sally.

“Yeah! …But…people are smarter than that!” says Lem.

“No! We aren’t.” says Sally.

“Red got married. Okay. But…” says Lem.

“You were trying to be honorable and you were trapped.” says Sally.

“You were my favorite!” screams JFK. “And they knew that!!”

“But there’s no way…if I had been gay at all…I would have been okay with it. You were cruel.” says Lem.

“But you were my favorite.” says JFK to Lem like he’s deaf.

“So WHAT!? You were a monster!” says Lem.

Jack shakes his head. “You were my favorite.

That huge important honor! You very important.

Why you upset? You like a Queen. Very big honor!” says JFK.

“But people have feelings, Jack.” says Lem.

“Fine! I treat you bad. …But I am strong. I was strong, manly, heterosexual man. With many responsibilities. And you knew that. You knew…it was an honor.” says JFK. “You old flame. From my youth!”

“ if there’s reincarnation, I would just like to point out that Jack is like one of those things that you see and you’re like wow this is so freaking cool and it seems so American and then you look on the back of the product and you see a sticker that says, like, made in Japan.” says something or someone.

“Okay. So…being ‘important’ doesn’t make up for being rejected.” says Sally. “And…I guess we just ignored that.”

“Yeah! It’s weird.” says Lem.

“Actually it’s scary.” says Lem’s father.

“ all is well. Lacey just has to learn not to care and she can do that. She has a first rate intelligence, and I find it quite hilarious that we managed to get away with inspiring whoever defiled lambs grave with a whole keloid Billings bit to put a feminine symbol on the gravestone.” says Rupert.

“ is that seashell really a feminine seashell?” says a gay man.

“ yes it is and I really did help inspire that. I found it quite hilarious. I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings. Does that hurt your feelings? You know it’s quite stupid to not realize that love had feelings to or did you just assume that being a Kennedy was so extraordinary that he would get over anything that could happen to him?” says Rupert.

“ I think we’d assume something like that probably yes Rupert.” says a living gay man.

“ I was her friend if there’s reincarnation, I am your friend no let me just share with you that actually is quite sad because you thought you had such insight and to some thing that was rare and unknown and it’s really quite the opposite. You fooled yourself into making up the fictitious love story and you should have been open more to what you actually saw. Do you know how they say when you’re trying to draw a realistic take out a tree look at what you see and draw that don’t draw what you think you see and that’s the mistake you all made you thought you saw something so then you do that and all of your analysis instead of looking at what was actually there lame was closeted. He was uncomfortable talking about it red face that he didn’t seem like an outright gay, that’s all very suspicious. He doesn’t really seem gay. He acted gay, but he actually doesn’t seem gay. If we’re being honest, he doesn’t look gay he’s build his facial structure there’s something about him he just doesn’t OK. I don’t think Lacey is the only person who notices stuff like that, let’s stop lying.

And then I think you got attached to the idea because it seems so pretty to you to think that Jack is beautiful Kennedy, riding on a sailboat was capable of profound love not for a woman for a man, because that that really has been the question of the century for a lot of people for some reason, you know it Did Jack love Maryland no Maryland killed herself so I can’t be Maryland did Jack love Inga there’s been plenty of articles written about and goes well and go Harvard the true love with Jack Kennedy well that wouldn’t take because she got remarried, and for some reason people couldn’t quite settle out her you know, maybe out of jealousy, to be honest And yes Lacey does. Do you have a little bit of an Inca vibe to her will say, and I would just like to point out to you again that line was actually straight so you sort of have to wonder if Inga actually was loves type very slightly, at least and if possibly, Jack developed an interest in Scandinavian women partially because of Lem’s. I know Inga did approach Jack, but he was approached by a lot of women, and he did take a particular liking to her. I, I think part of that is just that she was beautiful and fascinating to him, but I I do wonder, though, if there was a sort of Part of that equation that actually did involve phlegm. Marilyn Monroe herself might’ve been slightly Scandinavian did you know that arm and Nolan found her attractive as well somewhat I don’t think you’re realizing that could actually be reality that was sort of lens type. He kind of has a thing for Scandinavian women possibly so no I think he may have said that to Jack in privacy you know oh no, I kind of you know notice Scandinavians sometimes and Jack remember that and then thought you know that’s a good choice love I think I’ll sleep with those women myself but no you did. That was Inge you you did. That was Grace Kelly to to some degree who wasn’t necessarily loves type, but I I think he may have been rather taken by her beauty and it’s eerie how much Lacey could look like Chris Kelly at types and her bone structure, sincerely there’s so much alike they’ve age so much similarly to their weight. The weather phases have shifted Grace was German. Lacey may actually be slightly German and that’s the thing so it’s very possible that he really was actually sleeping with women who were somewhat inspired by Lum‘s desires, Jackie may be expensive slightly inspired by love and his taste but I don’t know idea what in some cases was for love to share them with Jack, but not necessarily at every case in some cases, the idea was opposite. Jack was actually being cruel to lab because he knew That Linn was celibate so to speak, and so he was sort of rubbing in his face like a narcissist, would do a sort of what I can sleep with women you know I feel fine doing it I guess if you don’t then you just don’t and that’s honorable lemon I’ll support you, but you know I’m going to do it Look who I just left with isn’t it isn’t it? Isn’t she something? Yeah she’s real beautiful them I slept with her is not something I slept with her. He was a caddy Cruel man, Jack Kennedy.

And Lacey and I are shocked and amused that you people never considered any of this.

Oh so well I’m liberating her a bit from your bullshit. I want to point out that it’s bizarre how much you’ve ignored Pepe it’s been putting it out on this blog before but I have to put it out again and what about reporting he doesn’t pre-date He doesn’t post a Lem’s who is not pay that much And you seriously don’t think Jack ever slept with Brett. I highly doubt that the picture of Jack with his arms around someone that everyone attributes the lamb is reporting Jack was in an embrace with reporting and they took a picture of it. You seriously want me to believe that that never happened outside of that picture and all the years of the new watch other Shared club close proximity as teenage boys he never was sexually involved with rap they just embrace for that photo!? How fucking skews me for swearing, but how naïve are Americans? I’m sorry if that’s cool or mean what the hell is wrong with you with you? Did you really lol or are you just evil? Which one is it because it’s obvious that he had other gay lovers it’s so bloody obvious!

I just wanted to point that out because it really does actually irritate me. I was homosexual who do I am now or not and if I was alive today I think I actually would find this far more appalling then the you’d think I would you people today assume that they are the consensus that everyone agrees with them, and that they have some sort of moral authority over the universe no, no if I was alive today I will be offended by this our personal level because it’s obvious to me that there’s something fishy going on and you’re either lying to me Trying to convince me of some bullshit Jeff Bernat, pensive and insulting to my intelligence or or or what you don’t know how do you not know that picture is of him and rip just read Seay wrote a whole freaking book titles, picture of his company you read things and you miss them you know, and then Jack rights and then there’s obvious evidence that there is a sexual relationship. It’s it’s all hidden but it’s very clear Jack saying oh I support you and underline in the word SUP South, duh that’s all sucks. Looking forward to another tense year and he referred to his sexual desires as tensions da. That’s obviously that he was looking forward to Lem’s sucking his cock. OK saying oh I support you he supported the fact that lame had to cited for some reason to be homosexual we don’t know why lame decided that Was it because love actually was homosexual or was there something wrong with them? There’s plenty of reports, but Helene was supposedly intellectually, cognitively and slow but then there’s evidence to suggest he was actually a very intelligent man so clearly there’s something off about him. His persona is off and it was convincing to people who will believe are very intelligent people like Orbitel, but it’s not Factual because he clearly was far more intelligent than he seemed and then some people say oh he was bizarre he was like Zelic from you know what he Ellens movies Alec 1883. He was this bizarre man who never was quite himself I could easily surmise that there’s something creepy going on, so to speak with web, and that there is clearly some sort of misunderstanding potentially of his entire person. His families reticence to except Jack their worries about him, and then her hearing from the grave that he actually was straight I would put my thinking cap on and I would think you know, maybe he was straight maybe that’s the missing key maybe that’s what we’ve never been able to quite figure out was that he actually was a very eccentric bizarre person who genuinely thought he was gay And wasn’t it’s possible and there are probably other people who made that same mistake it’s rare, but when you consider Jack Kennedy‘s narcissistic tendencies, it actually fits quite well that he would rather have a sweet, endearingly, kind, somewhat naïve, possibly in his own way, but I would hesitate to say that Maybe sheltered, kind of privileged white relatively handsome man who genuinely was straight thought. He was gay as his sort of slave, because Jack was a narcissist. He was cruel, and I think that would probably appeal to him to have someone to sort of torment, and then laugh at them for being too stupid to realize that they were being tormented because he was brutalized by his older brother Joe was somewhat abusive to him, and I think he learned to appreciate sadism From a very young age and so I think Jack would’ve enjoyed mocking worm in a way by playing into his on awareness and this has been said before, but this is what happened and I also think to be at the time or should be rather if I was alive I would’ve I would wonder this OK I’m sorry But people live today are not the pinnacle of all human creation on the revolutionary trajectory. I’m not saying that you’re aggressive nobody is, but I just think you should possibly be a little more humble and a little less presumptuous.

I know it if it’s quite well to think that lamb was the sheltered suites victim, who never could quite put two into together to equal four and realize that he was straight, and that he was sort of always putting it on an add add to the add apps, the fact that add add to that the fact that he was tall he was buff and there could’ve been something about them being so sweet and being so decent really at heart Believe it or not this whole Jacqueline was raffish one was not raffish you were Brooks Brothers suits that are quite Taylor. He was very fastidious, sweet, loving, that not fastidious and sort of gay need clean, sort of way, but fastidious rather in his bean and you would never have thought that he was raffish until he just started giving up as he aged the depression wasn’t just because Jack died, but that was part of it but that depression pre-data Jack stuff in a lot of historians, are lacking inside and seeing that, but he I mean he ate poorly he was so much saliva mean his parents at times that creates jack stuff and that’s a lot of evidence to suggest that he had been depressed although not rationally so before Jackie even died OK so you’ve missed you miss characterize that because you want to see something that’s there that isn’t necessarily really there.

But no, I mean he was m me a perfect victim absolute, but he wasn’t a perfect worshiper follower. He was a perfect victim and where is the worship or fall or anyway you don’t think that’s your boy feelings you don’t think they could be complex contradictory people. They are any lumps case. Now he was straight he was confused as fuck, and as I was starting to just say, he really might have seem to jack like the perfect straight man aside from his asthma, and his glasses, he may have seem to jack who, like the sort of man that Jack wished he had been born as good-natured. Do you know British French old money, loving sweet tall buff straight And I think there could’ve been some hatred for them involved in keeping him on so to speak at a no I don’t. I think a lot of the history that we’ve had about those people David David Pitts his book a lot of it and Wikipedia self a lot of that stuff will have to be totally revised in about 40 to 50 years if people are able to figure things out and we don’t just implode Because in about free to 50 yours people will be a hell of a lot smarter at eight or at least hopefully they will be and I don’t think it’s likely that those Soum but you’ve already assumed if we’re still even here also, Lacey will be dead and it’s very likely that she will be able to help control the narrative from the other side far more easily than she’s been able to as a living person with the disadvantages of being living in a fallen world. I know she hasn’t been compromised the way that lab was in so she will be able to control the narrative without any sort of spiritual resistance, substantial enough to support her. He hasn’t have that privilege because while he was alive, he conceded too much to evil. She will have that privilege Because she’s fighting tooth and nail every day to be accurate and right and godly and loving are an adult that actually it is war, and she actually will have any sort of authority from the other side, potentially as a Christian to totally alter the perspective and fix a lot of errors, but that isn’t something that she should do do it till Scott’s time but to be prepared for that be prepared for people laughing at you 50 to 60 years from now if the world doesn’t just fall apart thinking that you’re idiots for thinking what you do absolute idiots and then when you’re dead and people think you’re archaic and bourgeois Will you be thankful that you were warned or will you still be arrogant and conceited and full of yourselves thinking that you knew so fucking much and you still do and just nobody understands and they’re all so backward in the future will you wait what do you think? Do you think you’ll think oh we knew better and we will know less now or what because you could think that you’ll be wrong but you could think that and then you’d be stuck like Jack for up I don’t know if there’s purgatory 200 years trying to process through the fact that you were just wrong about something.

I would like to bring up some thing else because it irritates me and I think we’ve seen enough of it and it’s starting if there is an illuminati to manifest in society actually it’s been manifesting but you’re you’re manifesting people to be stupider.

Lacy was genuinely confused and no llamas tried to pick this part. I may have a little more wiggle room to talk about this Lacey was genuinely confused and yes, if there’s been carnation, we did have her back we did. We did it end a Great Britain the sort of a joke with a whole seashell thing. Yes if there’s reincarnational we have had her back And it actually makes her laugh in her spirit him but she doesn’t want to be mean but getting back to what I just said anyway there’s not reincarnation all right we still had her back because the truth is she does love our country and God loves her and when you’re dead, you’re a little less particular and she is British somewhat. She say thankfully him But getting back to what I was going to say Lacey was genuinely confused about why people thought they were at her level of social status and she talked about it last night and I don’t think it was resolved. Why would that be tolerable? It really wasn’t narcissism or jealousy on her part, it may have sounded like that to somebody, but it actually was genuine fear a sort of confusion it’s very unnerving. It’s very disorientating because Casi had a Mercedes that had been owned by her mother that was old it was oh God it was almost 20 years old and it was worth about 04 or $5000 and her mother had bought it used most likely and it had water damage And the truth is Casi had to get rid of it well she still knew Lacey because it was so old. Lacey has an Audi from 2015 and that is worth far more than that Mercedes but the point is it’s used it’s in mint condition I’ve been they’ve kept it in perfect condition on the inside so to speak. It’s a mess but that’s there’s no rust at all And the engine is a crime in the whole thing that they do frequent updates to it. It’s a great car and I’ll probably just keep it and drive it into the ground so to speak so it’s not as if Lacey isn’t aware that people can have old luxury cars but that’s not what that was. Casi‘s Mercedes was, a cheap car that was luxury, but had been given to her by her mother when it was already in poor condition it wasn’t impressive. Casi told Lacey once that she was on a fixed income and Lacey saw Casi‘s videos of her apartment in Texas that showed that it was a rather rundown building, the Casi’s floors were in terrible condition. The carpets were awful. She looked at so she never hardly ever vacuumed, and it seemed as though Casi celebrated getting fresh fruit far too much for someone that had really it almost any money at all she celebrated getting french fries, fresh cherries and her tea cups were from the 80s and they were ugly end and she didn’t get the difference between a nice tea cup and some thing you could find at, a thrift store 20 years ago for a dollar and that’s the problem Casi you were obviously poor you didn’t seem to be working you seemed as though you could be on food stamps you seemed as though you could be awesome on welfare and there were other people on welfare to who never seem to understand that Lacey was almost part of the upper class and her salary, and her background was upper class it was as if you people never got it and so she resorted in 2017 to just saying to Casi. I am wealthy in who says that but Lacey does that I’m just going to say it because why not I am wealthy she said to Casi in a private message And Casi said oh well I kind of knew that you know you have an amazing collection but you know let’s focus on what we have in common and the thing is Lacey thought that the conversation was over she thought I had it out with Casi. I just said I am wealthy this is weird basically like what are you doing and Casi‘s like oh no, I heard I knew that was the thing it’s sort of regressed to work how she would seemingly start competing with her again, or people would start sort of trying to one up her who were obviously beneath her, and that might sound like it’s not that big of a deal to some people but if you’re experiencing it from her perspective, it was very upsetting in large part because it just didn’t make any sense and there was honestly and this is why you gonna have to be empathetic there was something genuinely creepy about it. Yes, I said creepy, it was creepy to Lacey. She was creeped out by the whole thing she thought. Why the fuck are these people on welfare acting like they’re better than me copying me, and Nancy was included in that copying me acting like they’re going to put me in my place that’s absurd. There are some people who might have nice trailer parks. There’s a woman on Instagram trailer park pretty but and I don’t know maybe that woman doesn’t realize this anymore but she still lives in a trailer park or a trailer rather it’s not a house and I thought I would hope that that woman realizes that that she doesn’t really live in a house she lives in a trailer. It’s a very nice trailer but it’s not a house, it’s a Home it’s her home it is it’s nice it’s very nice but it’s not like a brick and mortar house especially not a brick and mortar house of comparable quality and on that same land if they built that house at and not you don’t a trailer no it would be hundreds of thousands of dollars more And that’s maybe something that that woman would need to be reminded of by someone who wasn’t hateful or maybe she already knows that but that’s the problem so it’s sort of like I think Lacey actually thought you people maybe were more sane and rational than you are because let’s say Lacey had a home that was 3000 ft.² on similar comparable land to that woman that was brand new that she had just built with her husband and she was just as pretty as she is that woman could look at Lacey And show her her trailer and be like wow I have an amazing trailer but I’d like to think that if she ever was delusional enough to start thinking that she had Lacey‘s house a brand new 3000 square-foot state of the art house that if Lacey kind of gently found a way to remind her that that wasn’t the case I would hope that when we never need to be reminded, but if she did somehow come to that conclusion in her head, I would like to think that she would still be rational and grounded enough in reality to be humble and an adult and sort of think OK you’re right we don’t have a basement we don’t have room The same structure as you do and you’re right in a tornado cause I guess they could end up talking about tornadoes totally unrelated to their houses and then Lacey could say we always go in the basement and then she could’ve felt insecure and thought crap I’ve been talking to this woman acting like I have this amazing Million dollar house but really it’s just a very nice trailer and then she may have to say what we don’t have a basement you know in someway, but if she couldn’t quite say that, Lacey might have to say well you don’t have a basement to her just sort of remind her again I’d like to think that that woman isn’t a total narcissist, and it would be capable of realizing there’s a difference as proud as she is of her home as nice as it is there is a difference that’s reality there’s just a difference.

The point is Lacey and I are perspective was that if there’s reincarnations at all I know, or this is just some other perspective people who are poor poor they’re actually poor like they’re not pretending to be poor they’re actually poor . So they actually don’t have money and they could really actually be suffering because of it. It’s not something so as much as they want to seem rich, they might not be they might be starving. They may not have enough clothes they may be suffering and some people in 1800s who were that poor we’re actually quite self-righteous about it believe it or not. Lacey and I were put in our place numerous times potentially by people who are quite poor where it’s like no I don’t have that much money. I don’t have that much money. What the fuck is wrong with you I’m poor you fucking idiot. I’m really suffering you jack ass.

That’s the mindset that Lacey and I have if there’s reincarnation so it’s like when someone’s poor, they’re not going around being like I have a Mercedes I am your equal. I’ll build a storm cellar, but I’m only gonna say that because I am better than you and no, you know it, it would be more I don’t have enough money to build a storm cellar. You know I’m poor are you jack ass so I would say trailer park pretty to us, Lacey and I know she’s somewhat poor but she’s not as poor as a lot of people I would say to us she seems somewhat middle-class and so and so it’s like well. OK I guess will have to build a storm cellar but if they had enough money for that, then no that’s reasonable I mean you know it is your house can get blown away anyway, right so you just go in the storm cellar That functions like a basement and that seems perfectly reasonable and yes, rather middle class actually but I love it and I’m not trying to pick up that woman by point or am I by pointer simply though if I am us because I’m suspicious that she’s narcissistic like so many people are today, but but the point is maybe she’s not right hopefully she’s not but the pointers it it just baffles us because even if she’s middle-class she’s not as wealthy as someone who would have a Normas house a fall out shelter in their backyard and you know it doesn’t we don’t get it. How did you? How did you as poor people who are supposed to feel sorry for because that’s also something she’s heard from a lot of people how are you? You’re so at your your an asshole you’re a bitch these people are poor there for collecting perfume because I don’t have any money and you’re just as heartless bitch no that’s that’s not who she is she just she literally can’t fucking figure out what what you people want from her on the one hand you’re telling her, I’m poor feel sorry for me and all the other hand you’re saying I am vastly superior to you I have a Normas amount of money you’re nothing. You’re a liar and a fraud and a cheat and you’re poor and I am not which one is it and then it’s like this bird is crazy but she said that about 44 or five years ago she was writing on her blog IBC bar nuts adhesive are crazy in her own way, and there was never taken seriously enough by the husband who she’s married to legally buy anyone who should be talking to who is able to talk to her dead or alive know it was never taken seriously cause like oh no somehow that makes sense. how the fuck does that make sense you can’t be so poor that one minute Dimitri and in mirror saying we’re poor we’re still poor we have to work in the store we work our asses off and the next minute there at a party looking fabulous wearing Gucci calling themselves old money, and he say my wife’s an artist, and they are dead serious about both which one is it and yes I started off by pointing out to you how dumb it is that you thought Lem’s was in love with Jack and Jack was in love with him because it’s really far stupider than you think thinking oh they were friends that’s dumb to know there was obviously something sexual going on Jack was obviously not straight. Obviously Jack was obviously not straight people all Jack was obviously straight. Why why was John obviously straight America explain that to me because he slept with 50 women. If you sleep with 50 women, do you get a straight card and then anything else that happens after that is just Nolan void is it how it works in your fucked up country because that’s not reality the reality of it is if you find both genders a tractive you’re not straight that’s impossible!

Are all and I am so tempted to move Lacey and her family to Canada because I am so sick of this country. I love you people I do as a human in Christ I love Americans, but I find you intellectually morally repulsive, your inability to contemplate things in an honest way.

Why is it that in America rip Hortons picture is London’s but in Egypt in Canada and Russia we know that that’s what we know that that’s right brother. We know that that’s rip. We’re not that confused.

Well, then tell me the Del Smith, sweet little Miss you know feminist 1995 comes along and says oh who was the saddest widow to ever exist? Oh, fuck, you know who was it? I thought was I still practically destroyed her family out of grief they’re still fucked up because of it And Glenn wasn’t even angry at Jack’s wedding to Jackie and don’t tell me oh, he could’ve been hiding it. No, he couldn’t have not to that degree. No he couldn’t have people can hide their emotions, but they can’t actually hide them that well people might say oh I hide my emotions I could hide that no you couldn’t. It would show in your eyes it would. He’s not sad enough. It’s not in the right way. No I’m sorry that’s bullshit and I am so sick and tired. I am so sick and tired of her telling people that’s writing out on this blog and not being taken seriously enough and I guarantee you it’s not by everybody in the world. If there’s an illuminati, there are plenty of people who have heard this and know that it’s true, you’re delusional. If you think you could hide something that a Normas also why would he tolerate that all those years and not have a hissy fit and not throw a tantrum publicly at some point or almost commit suicide over the whole thing that doesn’t make sense. Your emotional trajectory for him is impossible. It is literally impossible and no I am sorry what happened at his wedding? I have to bring up again it’s not possible for Linn to have been that genuinely happy he was genuinely happy. It’s obvious in the pictures and that’s not possible. If he was attracted to men red face said that he seemed bisexual. Essentially, you’ve totally ignored that for decades. His family possibly knows that he was straight and you bully them first thing in the interviews that they probably aren’t even comfortable with and then you defiled his grave.

And you don’t think if there’s reincarnational, maybe there isn’t, but you don’t think if there is that people like me are angry about it, you were so fucking self righteous oh, we’re not colonialists with all revolves than that. Fuck you yes you are. We are formerly superior to you. No, we really were you asshole. Idiots

Thinking that you can just run around the world sitting in everyone’s face because it sounds great. Miracle really has there should be a Palestine. There should be there should be a nation of Palestine if yours moly superior as you claim to be, but there isn’t one and I’m not saying there should be Israel as well. I am saying there should be a Palestine but you get all Twitter paid it and can’t fucking figure out how to make that work and then you point fingers at Great Britain and say are we would never make those mistakes were not colonial us we’re superior to you. No you’re not! And then you think we know what happened if there’s green carnation Lacey died she was literally hit by a car after one was killed in World War I is this ring carnation that actually really happened and that actually bothered a lot of people and you don’t think that that’s going to matter you don’t think that’s going to piss people off They came to this country to try to help Africa. You turn him into an imbecile who couldn’t reason through the idea that he was straight he went around, sucking a narcissistic Looney Tunes, jack ass, his cock ruined his life, devastated his family and then killed himself over a period of 10 years, where he did a copious amount of drugs with teenagers. Who did he decided to do drugs with because he thought they were sociopathic, and would be better off dead And he came here to help Africans. It is reincarnation after being killed on a battle ground in Europe in World War I.

Yeah I don’t get me started on that but I think you are so privileged. He babysat you for your first fucking hundred years and then you did what you came off and went over the superior. What the fuck no you’re not.

And you think we care about her she’s a human you idiot fuckards! Stop lying about that to yourselves. And no, I’m not saying that because she’s not white I’m saying that because you don’t seem to understand that she’s a human.

Know if there’s been Carnation, it was actually quite devastating to her family, and she didn’t know that at the time, and it’s despair inducing to see you people these so dense if there’s an illuminati, especially profoundly despair inducing.

So I would just like to know what is it? What is it that you don’t get? Why are you so fucking confused? How did the how the hell did you think that you were her social equal Casi if there’s green carnation, maybe that was part of it but then you would’ve known that you weren’t anymore, and that she still could be somehow how did you not understand that I would love to know.

There is a demon, and possibly Satan himself, is fussing to me right now Casi was a sexual predator and several other perfume collectors may have been as well. They went online to show their breasts and get attention from people whether they were consenting to see them or not. I think it’s very possible that Casi and other people went online with the intent to get sexual attention, and I suspect that clouded their judgment. They went online looking for sexual attention, thinking that was sort of what they were doing in a sense, and then, because they were in this sort of euphoric state, thinking that they were somehow You know when you’re when you’re when you’re in that state you can sometimes fill kind of like being high and I wonder if they were a little out of their minds sorry so it’s like oh I’m gonna go online looking for sexual gratification, pretending that I’m just a perfume collector when really, I’m looking for a boyfriend or a girlfriend or just someone to give me attention And I wonder if that’s what happened they went online looking for attention and they saw her and it was so out of the realm of what they were currently focused on that they missed they missed it so it’s sort of like him if you were drunk and horny so to speak and it was a Friday night and you were out with friends and you had a bar in a neighborhood that was very nice and then you wandered off and maybe went into someone’s backyard a really beautiful backyard and white Peed or some thing on their flowers. You wouldn’t do that if you were sober and you weren’t in some weird sexual mindset maybe but maybe being in that mindset they didn’t realize that they were inappropriate that they were being disrespectful that they weren’t really paying attention to their surroundings, and that they were talking to someone who was superior to them who actually might find them somewhat offensive. It’s offensive peeing on peoples flowers is offensive Talking to somebody like they’re on welfare when they’re actually well-off and yes Casi she was well off and she still is is offensive it’s not that she was jealous. It’s not that she was insecure. It’s not that she was lying. It’s that it’s an offensive accusation to make against somebody who’s well-off it’s actually offensive people. People don’t ever seem to understand that or have any empathy for that. Why wouldn’t that be offensive to say to somebody who’s well offer a rich oh, you seem like me we have so much in common. You remind me of me when you’re on food stamps and you have some sort of opiate addiction and you’re constantly flashing your tits and you were obviously raised in poverty, and you have terrible matters. Why wouldn’t that be offensive to somebody like her who really actually was not, and his upper class old money . You were insulting her with your own crass tastes. She is superior to you and you were insulting her by comparing her to you. Why have you been lying about that for eight years? Why does nobody wanna own up to the fact that that’s moronic and yes, I’m looking at you, Chris you obviously came from the middle class to lower class, Diego was poor a lot of you are that in your background she’s not she’s not, and she’s not making that up. Why would you think that it would be appropriate with your background to compare yourself to her and act like you were the same that’s an insult to her. It’s also an insult to her kindness. She was very kind to all of you and then you locked it and try to humiliate her by saying oh we’re the same aren’t we Leisy always the same we’re so much alike you’re mocking her kindness Casi you’re mocking her and her humility. Why why are you mocking her decency as a person!?” yells Rupert.

“ all right I changed it to teeth as a person and then he change the fact that last line I was trying to make fun of him. Oh my gosh guys I’m so fucking hilarious. Who is the freaking love? I’m so fucking hilarious.” says JFK high on meth, and strung-out, in the afterlife.

“Thank you.” says Lem to Rupert. “I can’t say that, and I’ve wanted to.”

“You know. I get it.” says her neighbor. “It’s just…creepy.”

“Yeah. Like…why are they so sure it’s the same?” says Lacey.

“Maybe they didn’t actually think that.” says her neighbor.

“That’s not how it seemed.” says Lacey.

“She’s right. They may have been that convoluted. But…they were adamant.” says Rupert.

“How crass were these people?” she says.

“Quite crass?” says Rupert.

“I think they knew.” says her neighbor. “And were being really mean.”

“So actually mocking her good heart.” says Rupert.

“Yeah.” says Dmitry.

“That’s very hard for her to believe.” says Rupert.

“How hard?” asks MSNBC.

“Nearly impossible. But she’s not pseudo-intellectual.” says Rupert.

“We don’t have that much!” yells a woman.

“But…so what!? You buy dozens of bottles of perfume…look for an online community to join…and then have the audacity to believe you’re morally superior to those who have money?!” says Rupert.

“ do you know that that is actually weird it would be like a fire join some sort of home decorating community and then met people who were living in homes that were worth millions like her cousin who owns and $1 million stays and then acted angry when her cousin showed pictures of her house why would I expose myself to that expecting everyone to be exactly like me and then getting angry when they’re not?” says Trailer Park Pretti in the afterlife.

“ she just I think you know if this is what happened I’m not saying that it is but if it is, she had a sort of ambivalence about it. I and it didn’t seem like she cared, and that we were all supposed to be best friends.” says Dmitry.

“ she was following the lead of people who were that friendly like cc. A lot of the people who she was imitating were like that and she was trying to fit in with a pre-existing community of people who are all very demonstrative and I think that was she just assumed that was the norm but that’s how you people related to each other and so she was trying to sort of relate to you The way you related to each other and it seems like that was your status quo. It was to be very demonstrative and joyful.” says Rupert.

“ think she misunderstood I think she thought that people were very cheerful about perfume and then just thought well that’s great I am too that’s just let’s just have fun and talk about perfume and then it seemed weird to her when people were getting so touchy eventually about the seeming financial differences.” says Jan.

“ hey how did it? Yeah I am at I think at it I think the ambivalence was more or less just a feeling of certificate all Terrian ism, and a lack of shame that she was wealthy. Were you expecting her to be ashamed that she was wealthy?” says Rupert.

“ oh yeah!” says a reader.

“ do you know that’s all fuck of a lot to ask? Why the fuck do you feel so fucking entitled to her money?” says Tom Banks.

“ I OK OK um, I think we had the impression that the Kennedys were the norm and that when people were old money and rich that they were really compassionate and guilty.” says Dmitry.

“ oh my god no that is not upper class American old money at all. How did she seem ambivalent to you guys?” yells an Old Money woman in the CIA.

“ just sent balloons I mean I hope my family has some money but that was sort of her attitude. I lost my job and I had to ask for money from my parents while we were sort of involved and she said are you OK but she didn’t offer any money she just said are you OK and I was very upset by that because of course I wasn’t OK.” says Jan in the afterlife.

“ yeah well I do you misunderstood. She was trying to ask you if you were losing your mind or if you were just suffering that’s what she was really asking you because that’s what people ask at her family that’s what she’s used to so it’s like are you OK means I know you’re not OK, but are you suffering to the point where you were ready to kill yourself?” says Rupert.

“ oh.” says Jan.

“ yeah, she was asking if you were suicidal been a very careful way to be polite and loving.” says Rupert.

“ so I could’ve asked for money.” says Jan.

“ yes but she didn’t want to assume that you needed help or assume that you needed anything.” says Rupert.

“ I understand that mentality.” says Anderson Cooper. “ if there’s reincarnations, it doesn’t surprise me that she was friends with someone like him. I relate to him and I think it’s sad that you people are so presumptuous about her character.”

Later.

“You know…Rupert is right. It makes no sense how chill and joyful Lem was at Jack’s wedding.” says a living guy. “Why have you all ignored that!?”

“Because. It’s not in our wheelhouse.” says Sally from the afterlife.

“Lacey…why…were you so ambivalent?” says Dmitry.

“Because you’re strangers. And nobody seemed that poor.” says Lacey.

“So food stamps doesn’t seem poor to you?” asks Casi.

“Not in context of a mother who has a nice house and buys you expensive underwear.” says Lacey.

“Okay. She did write a post about her mother taking her shopping to buy underwear.” says Shaveydavy.

“So you thought I was just…down-on-my-luck…middle class.” says Casi.

“Yes. Lower, middle-middle or upper. Whatever. Not…rich. But…with some sort of support system.” says Lacey.

“Okay. That’s accurate. …But it was obvious you were wealthier than most people. But then…we read you as being…rich. And dense.” says Casi. “We actually thought you were dense.”

“Dense how!?” says Rupert.

“Umm…so dense that it made us think you might be poor?” says Casi.

“How!?!” asks Lem.

“How was she dense!? She was giving samples of rare perfume to people and not expecting anything in return.” says Babe.

“Because they they don’t have that much.” says Monika.

“So what!? It’s like what I said. What was I supposed to do start my own food stamps private organization to feed perfume addicts? I mean what the fuck were you expecting?” says Lacey. 

“ I think we’re at a crossroads culturally in America and she is right at the epicenter.” says Chris Hayes. “ if there’s an illuminati, Lacey, I feel like you’re literally right at the epicenter of a huge shift in this country and you are the epitome of every sides frustrations in a way embodied, and every side is both antagonize by you and yet also endeared by you and we’re just kind of like do we hate you do we love you it is to this bizarrely extreme degree that doesn’t really match up with the level of like negativity that you’ve put out which just speaks to something deeper that you’re not really in respond you’re not responsible for it’s just what you were born into who you are and it’s fascinating.”

“ oh yeah because of the one hand she’s talking with Rupert and if there’s reincarnation, and if there is homosexuality in heaven from a Christian perspective, she’s like a light years ahead of most people it has been her whole life and it’s just like what the hell is wrong with these people that’s just homosexuality like why are we? Why is that even a thing similar just homosexuals like why are we even talking about it and that’s very endearing to a lot of liberals because it gives us help and it makes us think you know either she’s really wrong and so are we or she’s if she’s right then it really is just a different kind of person and it’s consensual and it’s adults and why why are we so weirdly focused on that like what is wrong with us, we’re way behind somehow like way behind people 100 years ago or more advanced in the upper class apparently in great Britain if there’s reincarnations than we are and that’s very hopeful that then we get confused because yeah it’s possible this is really what happened that people really really angry at you because you actually did seem privileged and they really couldn’t stand it and so they decided to sort of turn tables on you and make you think that they didn’t know that and that that they were somehow I don’t know needing to be convinced her that you were fake. Somehow they were trying to somehow snub you in this very clever, back backward sort of way, and I think they’ve thought you were an idiot because you didn’t know what they were doing, but then I have to think that that’s and that’s where I get angry but then the store I get lost cause I’m like shit. What if she really genuinely was that confused Lacey how did you imagine that people wouldn’t be able to tell that you were well off?” says a Liberal.

“ because I think I thought people might just be the exit. I couldn’t figure it out but that’s what they were saying it is the onus isn’t on me. That’s what they were indicating to me. The onus is on them.” says Lacey.

“ oh, OK so they just seemed way too sincere?” says a woman.

“ oh, yes, and it’s not do you know inconceivable that they could’ve been full of it as a nosy, people can see and sincere, but they’re not Cincinnati Bell can seem sincere and it’s very hard to believe that they could possibly be lying but if not possible, but that does they seems far more sincere than a person with seem if they were just trying to sort of mock me it didn’t it didn’t seem likely.” says Lacey.

“ but then how could we possibly think that?” says Casi.

“ I don’t know it’s been creepy to me for years.” says Lacey.

“ oh, OK so you just thought we really somehow didn’t know and it was kind of creepy.” says Casi.

“ yes very much so it’s still creeps me out. I still am not believing that you really actually knew because I don’t have I feel like you’re insane or something. I’m just waiting to find out what’s going on.” says Lacey.

“ oh OK oh so you actually do you care about poor people but you just fuck you know there are a lot of nurses in the perfume community. They probably tainted the waters and confuse the situation because they genuinely were an actual like narcissistic to Lulu and him I don’t I don’t think people realize that you weren’t getting it though, I think they were totally miss reading you and then or they just wanted to think you were stupid instead of being humble and honest and realizing that you’re not stupid, you just really weren’t getting it OK so like a lot of people were really not doing well financially, and you had like an endless about money to spend on perfume and I think that was hurtful to people how you didn’t seem to care that they didn’t have the money did you realize that they didn’t have it?” says an Italian.

“ I thought it would serve like an art museum where it’s like you you know you’re looking at the art and you’re thinking oh that’s a that’s a $20 million painting or more and there’s no way that I would be able to ever purchase that but I’m not going to stand here read who donated at target that person, and then kill them out of jealousy or hurt I’m just going to stand here and enjoy the art.” says Lacey.

“ OK well that makes sense. That’s very upper class old money and that’s the way you were raised and so you’re more intelligent and will breath and most of us possibly and so do you it’s like oh no perfume is ours everyone knows that he would spend that much money on perfume rights or like most people would know that who are taking it that seriously that it’s art is such a status symbol you know it’s it’s it’s art so it’s it belongs to me, but in a sense belongs to everybody in the same way that we’re all sharing the same life together crap why we can I just I have a lot of perfume I am a person who may or may not be reading this blog why were you people so hyper focused on her picking apart her every fucking move I’m just curious?” says a perfume collector.

“ oh, because they were jealous of her she was very beautiful and she had a sort of presents and tell it and intelligence about her and so we were really jealous.” says someone.

“ yeah but then you’re the toxic ones so maybe you’re talking to somebody who’s innocent and really has no fucking clue what’s going on and you just failed ever seem to realize that I think she’s channeling you whether there’s no illuminati or not and I think that people are helping her. I think it’s possible there’s an illuminati, but I really feel like it’s sad because I don’t understand, why you guys don’t get it you targeted her she defended herself, and then you’ve been adamant ever cents that she was somehow evil and guilty of something. How the fuck do you not get it you were jealous you were angry that she was from a better class than you were from, and that she was clearly inheriting the money and not working for it and you’ve been lying about that for like what 10 years and then she supposed to read your mind and know why you’re upset how narcissistic can you people be she’s not lacking self-awareness and if she is, I would love to know how because maybe I am too.” says a perfume collector.

“ yeah I think it’s that we were struggling at times and we assumed that that was obvious.” says a woman.

“ so you were insecure about some thing and you assumed that her patronizing you because she did was somehow inappropriate even though you’re adults and you chose to go online and show pictures of yourselves flashing your tits practically and that was your choice. She was responsible for giving you a patronizing response?” said the CIA.

“ yeah that’s how we felt.” says Jan.

“ what did you want from her? She’s right or you looking for charity or what what the fuck were you expecting her to say to you?” says the CIA.

“ yeah this is the problem so you didn’t actually think that she was your equal or you did let’s just clarify that point.” says Rupert.

“ Can I ask a non-related question if there’s reincarnations, do we have do we have a backwards understanding even in Europe of what you people actually thought when it came to sex because I’ve always had the impression that you were very laissez-faire and I think that’s part of like a man assumed that Lamb wouldn’t be hurt somehow, because he had some sort of Upper class sexualize a fair sort of view. The whole thing is that bullshit because it’s not necessarily humanly possible to not be hurt by people and I think even an open relationship people still get hers how how are far away?” says a woman.

“Where do you think I came from?” says Princess Diana.

“Or me.” says Queen Camilla.

“Yes. Or my mother. Clearly we believed in monogamy. However poorly we adhered to it.” says King Charles III.

“It varied.” says Rupert. “There were lots of different opinions. Although…the general consensus was in favor of freedom. And personal awareness and liberation.”

“Romantic love? Monogamous love. But only in sincerity.” says the gay man.

“Yes!” says Lacey.

“So we seem pretentious.” says a gay man.

“You are.” says Lacey.

“So! What were you expecting?” says a Muslim Egyptian.

“Not handouts.” says Casi.

“Then what!?” asks a Malaysian.

“Just…more…awareness.” says Casi.

“Of what!?” says Lacey.

“Of how offensive you were!” says a woman who sided with her.

“What the fuck did she do…that was so damn offensive!?” yells Rupert.

“She was impressive?” says a perfume hater.

“Nobody EVER TOLD HER THAT!!” yells Rupert.

“Yeah. It’s just perfume though.” says Nancy.

“EXACTLY!!” says Rupert.

“Even if I’d shared something mildly impressive…it wasn’t that impressive.” says Lacey.

“You’d have shared that too.” says Dmitry.

“Yes. But not at the same time.” says Lacey.

“Yeah. She’s right. She’d share photos of her private plane…but like…with wheat in the foreground. And the plane would be blurred out.” says Casi.

“True.” says Rupert.

“That’s offensive.” says the CIA. “To a narcissist. And someone she’d consider off-the-rails.”

“Why isn’t that offensive?” asks Casi.

“Are you DUMB!?” yells Lacey. “Did you think rich people didn’t exist!?”

“Oh shit.” says a Communist.

“Yeah! Exactly!” says Lacey. “Lord help me.”

“Why follow her? She’s right.” says a reader.

“Because she seemed nice.” says Casi.

“She is!” says Rupert.

“I’d love to go around saving people. But it’s untenable.” says Lacey.

“She’s right.” says the CIA.

“Okay. But…why show off?” says Casi.

“Why do you need me to babysit you?” says Lacey.

“Did we actually fool ourselves into thinking she was fake? Because this is her actual attitude?” asks a perfume hater.

“Yes. Apparently.” says Dmitry.

“So you think we’re childish?” asks a perfume hater.

“Yes! Very.” says Rupert.

“I’m not Marie Antoinette. I do care. You’re buying copious amounts of perfume. …And I’m not here to babysit your narcissistic egos.” says Lacey.

They think.

“So you’re not a conservative. You’re just sure we shouldn’t be given sympathy we don’t deserve.” says Casi.

“Yes! Exactly.” says Lacey.

“What if…we’re toxic addicts? And she’s not. And she burst our bubble?” asks a perfume collector.

“That we weren’t rich.” says Casi. “And it was actually obvious.”

“Yeah.” says Nancy.

“Sorry!” says Lacey, annoyed.

“But we like to pretend.” says a gay man.

“To a point that’s fine. …But reality is that you’re full of it.” says Lacey. “I’m sorry I’m not that stupid!?!?”

“Why the fuck did you ruin everything?” asks a reader to the perfume community.

“Because! We wanted to feel…rich. It was cosplay. Innocent cosplay.” says a perfume community member.

“Yeah. I saw through it. So?” says Lacey.

“But it was cosplay.” says a gay man.

Lacey thinks. “Then why attack me?” says Lacey.

“Because you were sincere.” says Casi.

Lacey thinks.

“Wouldn’t you want that? To make your act more convincing?” says Lacey.

“Yes.” says Shaveydavy. “But…only to a point.”

“Then what am I supposed to do? Just die!?” says Lacey, indignantly.

He stares awkwardly.

“You’re a heartless toad…if you insist on that.” says Lacey.

“ what it comes down to is really quite simple. You’re over complicating it and you have been for about 10 years in the perfume community. Lacey is sincere she doesn’t put on a show. She’s actually upper class. She’s really that beautiful she’s really that sweet it’s not an act.” says Elliott Roosevelt. “And I would just like to point out that she’s not stupid she’s ditzy you all assume vastly too much. Do you really think if you’re insisting that she was Jack Kennedy reincarnated that I would sleep with JFK? No, very unlikely.

So on that note, let’s get back to reality you can’t handle the fact that she is as sincerely what she is as she is? Okay. Then how is that her problem?” says Elliott.

“Because we can’t compete.” says Casi.

“Yeah? Why do you have to?” says the CIA.

“We’re narcissistic.” says Mr. Cologne.

“Yeah! But that’s dysfunctional. You’re the problem.” says the CIA.

They sit and look dumbfounded.

“So…she was just chill. Mostly. And we ruined that.” says the perfume community.

“Yeah. …I mean…we can talk about why she was upsetting…but…in context of reality.” says Chris Hayes.

“We were narcissistically offended. She’s upper class Old Money. We’re not. That’s offensive to us. End of story. However…we’re obviously obsessed with it. Someone commented once that she was? No! We are.” says a perfume collector.

“Did we know she was?” asks Mr. Cologne 76. “Before she did?”

“Oh no!” says Casi.

“Yeah. I bet we did.” says an Egyptian perfume collector.

“Lacey…do you understand…what it’s like to be in our class?” asks Mr. Cologne 76.

“No.” says Lacey. “Possibly not.”

“She understands what it’s like to struggle. Her parents created that experience. And insisted it was real. …But…no. She doesn’t actually understand.” says the Candace Owens.

“The class vibe?” says Casi.

“Yes! Mac & Cheese is a treat to her. Like…box Mac & Cheese? It’s a novelty to her.” says Candace.

“Has she ever had Hamburger Helper?” asks Casi.

“No! She’s been fascinated by it for years.” says Candace.

“It’s flavorful.” says Casi.

“It looks flavorful.” says Lacey.

“Oh my gosh. Don’t. It’s so bad for you.” says Casi. “I get it. I like food too. But…just don’t. Some people use it to survive. Don’t do it.”

“I had Italian last night.” says Lacey. “Good Italian.”

“My Italian isn’t that good.” says Casi.

“I doubt that.” says Lacey.

“FINE.” says Casi.

“So how much would Lacey be making? If she hadn’t married Mark?” asks Ken Schiebel in the afterlife.

“$100,000. As a lawyer. Of sorts. Truthfully. …She’d have graduated from law school, passed the bar exam…and then inherited over $200,000 from her father who raised her. Payed off her debt. Had some left. Bought a house. She’d be making $100,000 and be worth $300,000.” says Lem. “No debt.”

“No family?” says Ken.

“No. She’d be very suicidal. But…surviving.” says Lem.

“Never married!??” says Casi.

“No. She’s not a slut. And she’s been cursed her whole damn life.” says Lem.

“Is that middle class? For a single woman? In Minnesota? No debt. A condo she’s almost paid for? On her own. Well decorated. A decent job. A savings. No debt.” says Rupert.

“How much would she inherit?” asks Ken.

“1 mill.” says Rupert.

“No. That’s upper class.” says a reader.

“No perfume?” asks Casi.

“Barely any.” says Rupert.

“When would she have died?” asks Ken.

“48.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald. “Alcohol and an undiagnosed thyroid disorder.”

“We should not have assumed Lem was gay.” says a reader.

Later.

A very tall…older man, probably in his late 70’s, said hello to Lacey. And when she grinned and said hello he blushed and was in awe of her beauty. Tall. Working at a store. …God inspired that moment. He was smitten.

He’s what she was supposed to be “dealing with” to have a semi-normal life. She has no idea what’s going on. Genuinely. Compared to most people.

“Man!” he said under his breath as walked. I heard him.

“Oh it’s okay!” said Rita, holding Lacey in her spirit. “She’s just hot.” she said to a woman. As in warm. And Lacey felt a sudden burst of cool air in her spirit. Lacey was shocked by his display. It’s been a while since she’s seen a man that old. And she’d aged so she’d assumed she had likely passed her expiration date, so to speak.

“He was just interested in you!” says a man who was old in the 1930’s.

She blinks sweetly like a baby. In her spirit.

Casi looks at her confused.

“How does she not understand!?” she asks her grandmother.

“It’s illogical.” says Queen Elizabeth II.

“They’re not dirty old men. It’s not like that. He was old. And she’s 40!” says George Bush.

“So we really look and smell that different.” says Casi. She laughs. “He got a treat today!”

“He did. She’s still only 40. She’s older looking now. But…she’s still only 40.” says Lem.

Casi laughs. “Nice! …Must bring back good memories.”

“Yeah. Probably.” says Lem.

“You’d think she’d look hot to every generation. But no. What’s considered hottest changes. …Beauty is beauty. But…some preferences are generational.” says Raquel Welsh.

“Lacey. What do you prefer?” asks the CIA.

“Me. More than some men.” says the man at the store in the afterlife. “But no. Bad idea.”

“Lem. Elliott. That’s my ideal build.” says Lacey.

The man at the store nods in the afterlife.

“There are subtle differences.” says Casi.

“So it’s super subtle.” says a Millennial man.

“Yes.” says the older Boomer.

“Too bad…I died.” says Michael.

“But I’m her ideal.” says the man at the store in the afterlife.