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“The Kennedys spent thousands of Dollars a day on drugs for decades. When you add that up and all accruing expenses it’s about $60,000?! No, it’s more like $60 million! People used to say, ‘They have so much money they don’t know what to do with it!’ in the 70s and I think that was part of what encouraged their behavior was. It was this thought that they had an exorbitant amount of money that just wasn’t ever going to go away and given that they had very little ability to do anything after Jack and Bobby were both shot they had to just waste it on something fun.” says Michael Rockefeller

“Why didn’t they realize that they were going to have kids and great grandkids and that their house was going to need to be taken care of?” asks Lacey.

“They-“ starts Michael.

Lem laughs.

They calm down.

“This really bothers he doesn’t Lacey?!” asks Lem.

“How could it not?! It’s just absurd that these people are so dumb. I’m sorry if it’s mean, but how could you guys not realize that it was just going to go?!” asks Lacey, horrified but trying to be lighthearted about it.

“We had $45 million left, we’ll say.” says Bobby.

“Let’s say you had $300 million you spent $60 then how much did you have? $240. And then how many of you are there let’s say there’s 100. Divide 240 by 100 and what do you have? You each have what $2 million well a little over $2 million and that’s a problem isn’t it??! And so then you have to make money and desperately so probably right? So you start going along with hostage taking of children or drug trafficking or what did you guys get into because I doubt Merchandise Mart was that lucrative? …I mean you divide it up a little bit differently but it’s still starts going away unless if you have something that’s producing the money you don’t have a way to produce the money.” says Lacey.

“Yeah, that’s the thing the Rockefellers did understand that. People might not look at them with the same love that they look at the Kennedys at but I think we knew more about what was going to happen in the future.” says Michael.

“See the problem with that much money is that the way that you make it tends to be very volatile over a long period of time unless if it’s grounded in some sort of empire. And by empire I don’t mean you know, a railroad empire like Monopoly I mean an actual empire like Great Britain or France or Russia I mean an empire. You’ve got to be trying to take over the whole world in a way that is stable or you run into serious problems.” says Lacey.

“Why?!” asks a billionaire.

“It has something to do with limited resources in a way… I need to think about this answer but it has something to do with limited resources and it also has something to do with the nature of how you make the money.” says Lacey.

“Like it gets made really quickly often or what?” asks a Bill Gates.

“It seems like that’s the way it generally always works. I think it’s very difficult to make billions of dollars over a long period of time which is why when you make it really quickly it’s hard to sustain that kind of growth or even to sustain the billions themselves probably.” says Lacey.

“How do you sustain billions?!” asks a perfume hater of Lacey.

“Exactly! It’s not a safe proposition.” says Lacey. She thinks. “You could create fake identities. But that’s…a daunting prospect. I’d suggest…doing what the Rockefellers did from what I can gather.”

“What did they do? They reinvested it. And they were very frugal. And they dominated. And they took over. And terrified people. And I doubt they did drugs. …They also were very careful in general.” says Lacey.

“No, people make fun of my family, but there’s a reason we are the way we are or were the way we were.” says Michael.

Later.

“Yes, the British and the French are very similar.” says Lacey as she slowly becomes aware that she’s describing mere history. The emergence of British and French peoples. “Yes and I suppose that’s why the languages are interrelated too!” she says self-deprecatingly.

She sighs.

“Anyway, that’s why I can’t you know be like the Rockefellers and possibly Lem to some degree. I’m just I’m too ditzy at to be that ruthless.” says Lacey seriously in self-reflection.

“I feel like you could probably be ruthless, but not not like Michael apparently?” says a French woman.

“Yes very much, so. I feel like he’s a different sort of ruthless.” says Lacey.

“So how… do you guys maintain your millions?” someone asks Lacey.

“You invest in property, you get an education, you don’t overspend. You don’t live a horrific lifestyle but you just it’s like reasonable; you just don’t overspend. You don’t get addicted to anything, you might collect things, but you don’t get addicted to collecting them and you’re very, very harsh with yourself in a loving way. And you worship God.” says Lacey.

“What’s a reasonable lifestyle?!” asks Casi.

“If you thought I loved Lacey and I was completely faithful to her and that she loved me and yet she’d still be herself and we’d been extremely powerful and beautiful…would you be jealous of her or would you actually be kind to her for a change?” asks Joe Kennedy Jr.. “If you’d be kind to her I think you need to ask yourself what you’re really angry about. You know if you think you’re so sophisticated, then be sophisticated for a change because you’re not impressive, I’m sorry.”

“A $4 million main house at most. Or $40 million of course if you’re a billionaire. Maybe a island shared with family or as your main residence. …Then only two to three other houses at most. And they of course need to be far less expensive. …I suppose you could have two expensive houses. Essentially you have to find a workable balance. Nothing personally unsustainable. …It’s like buying a vintage Kelly for $8,000.00 instead of a Birkin for $40,000.00 when you’re a housewife in Connecticut worth $5 million net in your 50’s. You could technically buy the Birkin…but…why? It’s more prestigious but…it’s dangerous to carry a $40,000.00 Birkin. …I objectively like both the Kelly and the Birkin but…the Kelly is less…abrasive. People carry the Birkin like they wear the color red. It’s…loud. …I can’t bring myself to carry one. And maybe the housewife prefers the Kelly for other reasons too. …Regardless…it’s about that sort of lifestyle. Enjoying Hermes in subtle elegance and yet saving $30,000.00.” says Lacey.

“Bullshit!” says Casi. “You can’t afford the Birkin!”

“No! You can. But it’s…a weird trend unless you really prefer the Birkin.” says Lacey.

“A trend?!” asks Casi.

“Yes! There are always trends and patterns.” says Lacey.

Casi gives her a dirty look.

“No! There are!” says Lacey.

“History is based on patterns.” says John Seay.

And at that a jealous and insecure Bill Clinton curses Lacey to be poor. She breaks that curse and any other in Jesus’s name.

“That’s too damn smart! You really are that much smarter than me!” says Casi to Lacey. Casi pouts.

“Casi…so was Lem. So am I. So was Zelda. …It’s just common sense.” says Michael. “Get a grip!”

Casi gets enraged.

“Like you just can’t comprehend that when you die, you’re going to be yourself but rich and beautiful in Heaven, if you go to Heaven?” asks a Frenchman of Casi.

“If she was with you, it would make me feel more comfortable if you really loved her and I wouldn’t be and I wouldn’t be threatened by her wealth and her beauty it’s really weird.” says Casi.

“What?!? That’s not true!” says Bobby. He tries to laugh.

More later.

“I think there’s something to be said for spending millions of dollars on looking cool in nightclubs in the 70s; people don’t respect me now and that’s not a happy thing but when I was a teenager and when I was in my 20s I was really cool and I have those memories of when people really thought it was extraordinarily cool.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“Does Lem not being gay in reality ruin the memories or just slightly alter them?” asks Lacey.

“Alter them. It just alters them.” says Bobby.

“Even if he was trying to kill you?” asks Lacey.

He thinks. “No, no… no, I can’t handle that even if it’s true.”

“Because it’s too much of a contradiction even for a so-called man of extremes or because it’s too eye-opening and it’s just too awful?” asks Lacey.

“It’s awful; it’s just awful.” says Bobby.

“Are you sure about that?“ asks Lacey.

“Yeah.” says Bobby.

“Well that’s concerning because it indicates that there’s some sort of weird divide that’s happening and has been happening probably for a while in American culture and then we have to ask ourselves what it is and where it started and it’s just something that causes incredible despair the more you think about it. That being said it’s not hopeless with God it’s just it’s depressing because you have to wonder how we as humans could ever create a society that’s really democratic and egalitarian.” says Lacey.

“You mean you can’t easily marry outside of your tribe, almost?” asks Casi.

“Yes! And has it always been like that in the US or is it becoming more and more difficult?” asks Lacey. “I mean the Great Gatsby describes it. But is it even worse than that?” She thinks. “Because it’s not just about class snobbery. It’s possibly worse.”

“Right? Like…it’s not just about being mean.” says Casi.

“Exactly!” says Lacey.

“How much does it cost to keep up a 10,000 sq. ft. house on an estate?” asks Casi.

“Well…it’s probably closer to 5,000 sq. ft. In our family. But it could be larger than I realize. …My cousin has said that decorating is a very challenging task. It might not be for me. But…I think for most people it is. It’s just an issue of proportions. Like, you have a huge room and then do you buy oversized furniture or lots of furniture or what?! …And then that’s expensive and then there’s the house itself.” She sighs. “Cleaning! …Safety issues. …Maybe $50,000.00 a year? But…that’s a rough estimate. See…the thing is….my cousin’s husband has a good job and her father gave her the estate. So…there’s no mortgage. It’s just upkeep and taxes.” says Lacey. “Actually! No! He sold it to them for really cheap, considering.”

“He sold it to them?!?” asks Casi.

“Yes!! And then he gave his other daughter the money.” says Lacey.

Casi looks sad.

“So why didn’t the other daughter get the estate?!” asks a perfume hater.

“She’s single with one young adult daughter. She…has a town house somewhere. And she’s retired in her late 40’s. …But the one with the estate is married and has several kids.” says Lacey.

“I suppose they have a dog too!” says Casi.

“They might.” says Lacey.

“Who’s home would make the most sense to burglarize?” asks Casi.

“Nobody’s. But…I do have some cousins who likely have decent wine collections. And honestly…I would think selling wine would be easier than most things.” says Lacey.

Casi laughs. “Easier than perfume?”

“Hmm. No! And yet yes.” says Lacey.

“Why??” asks Casi.

“Because perfume is actually harder to sell than one might think. And you have to transport it. Closed wine is easier to transport. But…also…it’s likely very popular right now?” wonders Lacey.

Casi looks startled. “Yeah! Okay! $100 a bottle. But…your perfume collection would be fun to steal.” says Casi.

“It would be. But you don’t want to go in my house. It’s a bad idea.” says Lacey.

“Like what would happen??” asks Casi.

Lacey thinks. “I don’t even know. But I worry you’d end up dead in a ditch frozen to death.” says Lacey. “Maybe not even by my father but possibly his friends or his sympathizers.” She thinks. “Or…if they’re not violent…I worry about the spiritual impact on you in general.”

“Like…how?!?” asks Chris.

“Like…you’re walking through the forest with no protection from deer ticks.” says Lacey.

“I just don’t know when to stop with you!” says Casi.

“Are you coming on to me?” asks Lacey.

“Yeah!” says Casi.

“Wow you’re persistent! …No! Of course the answer is no. But thank you? Or is it an insult? It kind of has always slightly seemed like an insult.” says Lacey.

“Really?! Always?!” asks a perfume hater.

“Yes! A very abrasive insult.” says Lacey.

“It’s because you don’t want to seem like a lesbian or it’s be because you feel personally insulted?” asks the perfume hater.

“It’s a personal insult to me. Why do I need your help?!” asks Lacey. “I’m not an imbecile who doesn’t know her own orientation. …And yet….I suppose Lem-“. Lacey laughs. “I suppose Lem was like that. But…I’m not! And to me it’s obnoxiously insulting.”

“Like you’re a completely helpless brat?!” asks the other perfume hater.

“Wow! What pathetic person you might be if that’s what your limited intelligence and moral compass instructs you to believe. …But if you’re innocent…yes! Exactly! …Like I’m some sort of…grossly dim-witted, very backward, distinctly moronic person.” says Lacey.

“Because for you to be that unaware is…odd?!” asks the other perfume hater.

“Yes!! With my attitude and aesthetic it’s…it would be a HUGE sign of real weakness and inferiority for me not to know?” says Lacey. “I think making me evil or dumb or ashamed or prideful or whatever is farthest from reality comforts my haters?”

The other perfume hater laughs.

“What’s funny? I’d assume the best but I can’t anymore.” says Lacey.

“You’re so much like Pete. It’s creepy!” says the other perfume hater.

“I’m better looking than Pete. But otherwise…we are a lot alike. I’m hopefully a better person than him too. But…I do relate to him.” says Lacey.

The other perfume hater cracks-up laughing. “You don’t care when people snub you. You just feel sorry for them. And it’s not that you feel superior. You just…think it’s…what?!”

“Bizzare. Unnecessary. Unnatural. …Frightening.” says Lacey. “Mostly terrifying.”

“Why?!” asks Chris.

“Because…it serves no purpose and you should be aware of that. You really should! …When people snub me it’s always with the premise that I’m somehow a cloddish, uneducated, unsophisticated, gross lunatic.” says Lacey. “And if that’s the case…you should be either confronting me for higher purposes or getting something out of it. Neither is possible. People have lied and said both are. But…at this point I see through those lies. …You’re all insane. And it’s like living in the Twilight Zone.” says Lacey.

They think. “Okay!! I guarantee you…someone in the media gave us the impression you and Pete were fair game.”

Lacey thinks. “Yeah! But Pete is so misunderstood.” She thinks. “Why does Bob assume he’s gay?! Is it lack of awareness? And even if the writers know Pete is very sexual, and sad…and possibly deep…he’s not supposed to be truly smart. Or is he?!” She thinks. “Aren’t we supposed to think he’s a bumbling fool? Or no?”

“Would you marry Pete?” asks Casi.

“Yes! But then he’d be boring.” says Lacey. “He’d be content and a hard worker and…not a dramatic enough character.”

“But you’d be happy??” asks the other perfume hater.

“If I’m illegitimate…it might be a little…creepy. Because we really could be cousins. But…if it was distant enough…yes. I’m not Trudy.” says Lacey. “That being said…I doubt we’d be soulmates so much as what Pete and Trudy were at their best. Life partners.”

“That’s what you’re afraid of with me?!” asks Louis of Lacey.

“That we’re too much alike?” asks Lacey.

“Yeah.” says Louis sadly.

“After you possibly cheated or went back to your second wife…yes!” says Lacey.

“Because that, if it happened, obviously killed the romance even if you love me dearly?” asks Louis.

“You’re one of my favorite people! But yes.” says Lacey.

“Did Pete love Peggy?!” asks a perfume hater.

“I’m not totally identical to Pete. But…yes! I think he was secretly devastated by her.” says Lacey.

“Does Pete just give-up at the end?!” asks Casi.

“Yes!! He’s waiting for death.” says Lacey. “Like Scott Fitzgerald he sees life as a cheat. But he loves his daughter in a normal way. And he’s good at his work.”

“Does he love Trudy?” asks an actor.

“No. He loves her. But he doesn’t love her?” suggests Lacey.

“Would he have loved you??” asks Casi.

“More than Trudy.” says Lacey. “Not as much as Peggy.”

“Would that make you jealous?” asks Casi.

“It would hurt. And be deeply disappointing. Despair inducing. …But…we’d value stability and marriage. And sometimes we’d feel in love. And…we’d decide we needed each other.” says Lacey.

“Would you be in love?!” asks Barney.

“Yes! Not deeply. But enough to not feel…totally lonely.” says Lacey.

“Would he cheat?” asks Lem.

“Maybe? If he did I’d get over him and without fanfare move on. …But…he might not too.” says Lacey.

“No! You’d really be in love.” says a queer woman. “But it wouldn’t be romantically that deep. You’d be stable, kind, life rafts for each other.”

“Yes!! Not friends. But…the best we’d found in a fallen world. Our best choice for this side of paradise.” says Lacey. “Were you guys trying to kill me? Was the whole love angle entirely fake? Because you HATE me Mr. Blue. Passionately.” She becomes irate. “You’re all just violent cheap so-called Gypsies aren’t you?” she says to the Illuminati. “Excepting the Queen and other higher-ups maybe. Huh? You’re all jealous, angry, money-rich criminals and clowns?”

“Who sent me?” asks Mr. Blue.

“The two mainstream parties? As an idiotic agreement because you’re sex starved, ugly man-bitches who couldn’t get me truly in bed much less off if you prayed for eternity?” says Lacey. “It seemed cute to you?”

“So if that’s true we just seem painfully gay, impotent and weak now? And…if that’s not true…we are furious Mr. Blue is using us as cover.” says a man.

“Why Pete? He’s not safe. Ken is far safer. But you all have a crush on Ken? Or you’re afraid of him?!” asks Casi.

“Pete…might move on. But he’s not one to let go of things, in a way. Bad move!” says a reader.

“That’s very true!” says Lacey.

“Time for bed!” says Lem. “Goodnight.”

(June 6th, 2023 around 7 am)

Really…Lacey’s family who raised her are like the Old Yankees. Old money isn’t the same thing as Old Yankee. …But old money everywhere not just in New England is similar to the value system laid out by Old Yankee ideals. Thrift, hard work, dignity, endurance…and good taste. And old money is like that over many consecutive generations. The difference being that Old Yankees, in Lacey’s opinion, are not necessarily old money. And old southern money isn’t always…as…”tough” as the Old Yankee aesthetic. …Seemingly the Banks family were Old Yankees. Lacey wonders if Lem’s maternal side was as well.

Lacey’s maternal grandfather who raised her was…wild. He valued hard work but he was also…unpredictable and a romantic in genre. Harper Lee captured the southern aesthetic as did Margaret Mitchell. Combine that aesthetic with old money and in the American south old money is…rebellious, shifty, lofty and after the Civil War secretly very melancholy.

An Old Yankee obviously isn’t a southerner. And old money can exist outside of New England if it’s really a sociological phenomenon.

“Did the south value industriousness?” asks John Seay.

“I don’t know. Did they?” asks Lacey.

He thinks. “Not as much as the Nesheims and Old Yankees.”

“Floating down the river and philosophizing about life is very southern old money aesthetic. Although I wouldn’t suggest doing what Huck Finn did today.” says Mark Twain.

“Don’t you think all old money is similar to Old Yankee money though?” asks Casi.

“Yes! I said that.” says Lacey.

“So how was John old money?” asks Casi.

“I valued hard work! …I just didn’t always work hard.” says John charmingly. John went duck hunting and loved going to the races (horses).

“Did you go to UCLA and Julliard?” asks an actor.

“I don’t think…John is going to answer quickly.” says a man.

Hours later.

Still later.

“I went to UCLA. I wanted to get into film and be an actor.” says John Seay. “I did study at Julliard but I didn’t graduate. …I may have graduated from UCLA.”

“Why didn’t you graduate from UCLA??” asks Chris.

Angry, “That’s not what I said, young man!” yells John.

“Why did you leave Julliard?!” asks a Boomer.

“I didn’t have enough money.” says John.

“We sometimes lacked money in my southern family too!” says Truman Capote.

“That tends to be common in the south these days.” says Harper Lee.

“Well…I suppose they did lose the Civil War in some estimations.” says Lacey. “The American Civil War!” She thinks. “The one fought in the mid 1800’s.”

I

“Lacey‘s family is exactly what she said they were. They’re genuine old money to some degree…but they are old money and honestly when you analyze it from the perspective of history more clearly, they really are just old money, the family that she was raised in.” says Louis.

“I’m starting to think Lacey was born on an alien spaceship because that’s preferable to me, if I’m being honest, to thinking that she’s old money I’m being serious.“ says Chris.

“Actually, I was slightly old money in a somewhat similar way to Lacey if that’s her birth family.” says Ernest Hemingway.

“And at that Chris starts threatening children’s lives using the pedophilia mafia within the Illuminati to try to discredit Lacey and control her because he literally psychologically cannot handle his lowly class.” says Bobby Kennedy who was assassinated today in 1968.

“But he was shot yesterday so he was actually assassinated the day before on June 5. It doesn’t matter when someone dies it just matters one when their shot on television you fucking idiot..” says Chris in a moment of honesty and yet self-deceptive optimism.

“Then that means I was assassinated. That means I was assassinated. I Theodore Roosevelt was assassinated by your logic Chris.“ says US President Theodore Roosevelt. “You’re destroying logic to avoid feeling inferior?”

“ turns out Chris Chris might be afraid of offending Aaron‘s feelings because Aaron desperately needs for Lacey to be street trash even though Aaron is basically it from a trailer park in Wisconsin and she has horrible taste and is essentially a total fucking heck of the worst variety. The sort of her cool like Casi likes to think and really adamantly pretend that they’re not a heck it’s purely for the sake of Eco. There’s never any deaths to do it at all they’re just obnoxious fuck wad the Andy Griffith show romanticized them, but in all honesty, they’re never that obvious and they’re usually repulsive to have to deal with if you’re actually elite.” says Lem. “ it’s unclear what information Aaron has that terrifies Chris maybe that he’s not Irish maybe that he’s from the eastern European states or what that his wife is a hermaphrodite and that he’s known by Ineri I doubt it it’s probably something much more serious, that you and him being a pedophile, and the eyes of the general population who will become accustomed to thinking that the elite are perverted when they’re really not all perverted. It would be very fascinating if this is even real as if this is really what’s happening to find out what Aaron does now and what she has been sworn to secrecy, so to speak about.”

A moment layer.

“ , is that all that it is? Are they really that dumb that Chris is afraid of losing his job if people find out that he’s not really married to his wife, other than to conceive children and look straight and normal? And him and Aaron are really still secretly married even though she got married too, so it looks now like that’s not possible she could really actually be with him. That’s pathetic. , you shouldn’t be thinking that there’s not a way that Putin could actually be in charge of the United States right now, Biden, and then thinking that you need to preserve Chris Hayes’s career to protect his job because there’s no way that Putin could actually take over the United States?” says Lem. “ I was straight and I’m angry but I also feel sorry for you people that you’re so stupid if that’s really what’s happening and it’s hard to believe you guys are really that dumb that’s dumb babes that is dumb.”

“I just don’t think fine whatever nuke the United States I mean I suppose he might take over the country and some secret way, but that’s just like a movie that would never happen in real life.” says Joe Biden. “ as a Boomer expert of everything I haven’t know that history is Kalmans rain at mom and dad. Take care of everything for you. You kids nowadays are so melodramatic thinking that 9/11 wasn’t just an exceptional, rare event in history. as a Boomer expert of everything I haven’t know that history is Kalmans rain at mom and dad. Take care of everything for you. You kids nowadays are so melodramatic thinking that 9/11 wasn’t just an exceptional, rare event in history.”

Later.

Illuminati loses its shit and it’s unclear why but that happens daily. At this point it seems mostly to be about social class and their inability to grasp that it’s possibly really just that simple.

“You cannot possibly think that our ability to control your phone and your breathing doesn’t make us old money elite.” says Chris. “Because we are better than you!! We really are!! We have so much! We are sooo cycling super superior! We could kill you!”

“So could a snake.” says Lem. “That doesn’t make them human old money.”

“Yes! It kinda does, you dunbass!” says Chris.

“And at that the illuminati sides way too fucking much with stupidity. Because you’re controlling her fucking phone she can’t even take a fucking picture.” says Thomas Banks.

They sent Lacey and her family on a wild goose chase for a hike. Her son has been sick for weeks. They’ve almost destroyed being able to live in Lacey‘s house and now Bobby Kennedy, Junior is trying to get some way to sue her because he’s desperately threatened by her blog. He’s terrified that people will think that he’s gay and he also doesn’t want anyone to know that he’s made an incredible amount of money off of pedophilia and that his family basically almost went bankrupt in the 70s or 80s.

The Kennedys were a one hit wonder family, but no one knows that because they’re crooks and they found a way to control the media to keep their egotistical, soulless, impossible American-royalty-dream a reality in other peoples minds. Lacey feels bad if she’s overreacting but it’s kind of a bit much to be smothered, to be attacked endlessly in a variety of ways, to be sent on you know…dangerous wild goose chases in the middle of the wilderness where they’re hoping that she gets a flat tire and dies because they don’t want her to have a natural death. They want her to suffer for being better than them and that’s really all there is to it. They are anti-Jewish, anti-black (and ironically often non-white) peasants, who really don’t understand themselves or anything other than how to make money.

“I said no, not all Jews are trash. Most of the Illuminati Jews probably are unfortunately, but not all Jews.“ says Michael.

“I guaranteed you that not being able to take a picture with her phone was stupids. I’m lying possibly. But it’s also possible I guaranteed you that that was not safe just like smothering her isn’t safe I’m. Really, anything that’s that evil and that dumb isn’t safe with Lacey and I’m speaking from experience because my first wife literally was killed by being dumb and evil to a ridiculous degree with Lacey.

The really frightening thing though is that we didn’t go as far as you guys go, so why are you getting away with it when we didn’t? Doesn’t that kind of scare you or no? That doesn’t scare you?! It scares us. It scares Lacey. I don’t know why it doesn’t scare all of you more.” says a Donald Trump.

“Well, you know the thing is we were having a conversation about how the Jews in Lacey’s life have been nice to her, and then we got rid of that in this this conversation because it was threatening to certain people in the Illuminati community who are Jewish and they wanted to think that they were morally superior to Lacey and that there’s not a possibility that they really are hateful towards her for racist reasons on their part.“ says a Jewish actress.

“So the elite are rolling their eyes at us? That’s so stupid; we’re hilarious!” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“ so you think starting a second holocaust is funny but Bobby because let me ask you something how do you become racist against the elite white people is that possible is that not possible is at the joke that you can’t figure it out and so then it’s just nihilism is cool? You probably talk a mile a minute and then when someone doesn’t follow you you think they’re an idiot because you like to feel superior don’t you? Do you know if you want people to feel sorry for you and the day your father was assassinated because that’s just like historical fact in reality. Yeah, maybe you should learn to not be a total demonic flourish asshole to every human that you ever meet.” says a Lem Billings supporter.

“My father was assassinated and I am desperately sad and you should feel sorry for me. OK?! I don’t want to hear your little pathetic peasant bitch slap.“ says Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“Are you a little bit of a peasant Bobby these days or no I mean what is it? What is it? What is an aristocrat to you Bobby?!” asks a perfume hater.

Later.

In order to defend Bobby and the Jews in Hollywood that feel insulted by Lacey the Rothschilds get involved and make total assholes of themselves. Lacey worries that the Rothschilds actually really are…far worse off than she thought.

“Do you guys even have that much money anymore or are most families other than maybe the Rockefellers and families like Lacey’s that we don’t know about who were somehow in the illuminati not that wealthy anymore?” asks Bobby Kennedy Jr.. “I made Lacey’s son cry because I’m jealous of him. He’s Lumsden OK because I’m apparently wasn’t gay for a joke, right?” He laughs thinking he’s hot. “There’s no way that Lem could’ve conceived a child. I mean that man was totally a gay.”

“Bobby you’re broke aren’t you and so is Chris and these people are like afraid of you why?” asks Russia.

“Oh I know! Is it because you’re all broke for the most part other than very few people…and it’s been that way since the 1980’s and really all you guys have left are sex trafficking rings. Otherwise you’d all be broke peasants with drug addictions.“ says Michael Rockefeller.

“No there’s no Hell! There’s no Hell Michael, it’s imaginary!” says Lacey sarcastically.

“So you guys are terrorizing her because she makes you feel really bad about yourselves so that’s all there is to it isn’t it?“ asks the perfume community.

“I don’t think I want to answer that because that means that there are billionaires who really actually aren’t billionaires but they just fake it extremely well.” says a Zuckerberg.

“How do you waste billions of dollars or what the heck happened? How are you guys not old money?” asks Casi.

“Bad businesses and houses that we can’t maintain. It’s actually really difficult to maintain an estate, Casi. And Lacey‘s family is smarter than we are OK?! They’re smarter than us, she’s smarter than you and they’re smarter than us. Tommy Banks was probably smarter than my family. Unless if you have an empire, and even then it’s very difficult to maintain an enormous house, especially as it ages.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“Yeah the Kennedys have a very hard time maintaining their house without having serious financial issues. That’s part of the reason why Bobby has tried selling things because they are struggling to take care of that house.“ says Michael Rockefeller. “On Cape Cod.”

“And yet the Seays maintained probably an enormous brick mansion for over 100 years and if we hadn’t had a Civil War, they probably would still have the house! So think about that for a minute before you start dissing the south.” says Casi.

“Is her family driving up the price of oil and if they are, is it a joke or what?” asks John Seay.

“If she is illegitimate, why did her father choose the Nesheims and the Seats to raise her. I don’t think she realizes how smart her father may have been and how much time and effort he put in picking who she should be raised by.” says a CIA operative.

“The only problem with that though is that there were problems in those families that I don’t think he would have anticipated that were very serious and I don’t think he realized what he was doing entirely and when you critique Lacey be careful…because you could be right, but you might also be wrong and if you can’t handle being wrong tread carefully.” says Lem.

“I think we irritates me though is that you guys wanna like bully her with the power that you illegally have with the Illuminati. And yet it’s like we gave you that authority having this astronomical amount of wealth that her family in a sense does have rightfully, but you guys refused and refuse to recognize it. But if we keep using oil for the next five years or for even for another 10 to 20 years they really are basically probably billionaires or trillionaires, genuinely.” She laughs. “I knew you guys were gonna flip out when I said that because then you’re gonna start thinking that they’re not old money right cause you’re cutting them? I saw that coming.” She laughs. “But they probably actually are old money. Remember back in reality?! They are old money and I have a feeling that they’re too smart in ways that we don’t really even have time to discuss to put themselves in that situation, without being extraordinarily prepared for it. That being said they’re making a lot of money and you know Lacey is not responsible and frankly, there’s nothing we can do about it because that’s who they are. They’re really truly clever people. …There’s nothing we can do about the heck that they’re actually probably superior to us genuinely. I don’t think you guys would except the reality that you you live by that sword, you die by that sword. Your sadness?!? Wow? grow up! You create a secret society based on that principle and then you don’t like it when it hurts you because you’re the one that’s inferior.” She shakes her head in disgust. “No it’s just it irritates y u me that you guys don’t understand that things really do matter and there actually is reality and you really are offending people around the world supernaturally and on this blog. How is she channeling me? She doesn’t do witchcraft that’s strange why is it never occurred to people you’ve gone way too far off the deep end but taking your ego seriously.” says a perfume hater.

“I’m about to get into it with you in my head and I’m gonna get into a fight and I’m gonna destroy you because people like you really irritate me.” says Wobbly.

“We may have people in her hotel following her around to try to kidnap her to sell her and her daughter into sex slavery.” says the Illuminati.

“You have no idea who reads her blog you really don’t you did you don’t understand what could happen supernaturally you’re too dumb. Just a second. You are expecting us to take you seriously yeah no if something happens to her we’ll figure it out. We know her spirit we can sense things you don’t understand and we will start a second French revolution and cut off your head and probably step on it and then let you on fire and eat your deck because it kind of does sound tasty.You are expecting us to take you seriously yeah no if something happens to her we’ll figure it out. We know her spirit we can sense things you don’t understand and we will start a second French revolution and cut off your head and probably step on it and then let you on fire and eat your deck because it kind of does sound tasty.” says all American covens.

“Actually there are Catholics who read her blog and it’s funny you guys never seem to think through how to just like be you know middle class even because you’re too trashy“ says a Catholic.

“So I’m getting the sense that you want me to humiliate myself and explain that I’m basically bankrupt and I am short and that I am a soulless asshole and you could probably rightfully kill me?” asks an unknown billionaire.

“Oh no it’s for worse and that because if we’ve been tracking this, we’ve also been watching you people to try to figure out who you really are.” says a witch.

“Why aren’t you dead Bobby it is weird?” someone asks Bobby.

“Why is it so hard to maintain a big house? Lacey’s family doesn’t seem to struggle with that.“ says Casi.

“I’ll explain!” says Michael.