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Dr. Moritz laughs.

“I was in love with Heidi.” says Dr. Moritz. “And who’s Heidi? My impression of Lacey. …Lacey has brown eyes and she’s sexy like a real 1940’s pin-up model. Like Lauren Bacall. …And…I like that. That’s stunning. …But it’s not what I wanted.”

“What did you want?” asks Lacey.

He thinks.

“Heidi.” he says.

Lacey thinks.

“So…effervescent like Jack?” says Lacey.

“Yes.” he admits.

They laugh slightly.

“So…you though my sexy deep voice for a woman was fake?” says Lacey.

“No. …I thought it was pretty. …But I thought you were talking…that way on purpose. Not…intentionally, to just be yourself.” says Dr. Moritz.

“So you were looking for JFK?” says Lacey.

“Yes.” he says.

Silence.

“But JFK as a…Scandinavian…German…American Millennial.” he says. “And yet…not because Jack isn’t as feminine and sweet as the woman I imagined.”

“She sounds…wholesome.” says Lacey.

He thinks.

“Yes. In a way she is.” he says.

“How did you think she was me?” says Lacey.

Later.

“I hadn’t met you. …In person. And I’m really into first impressions I guess. …I just felt led…by what I thought was the Holy Ghost. And I thought it was possibly God. …But it was actually just JFK posing as a woman to seduce me.” he says, laughing with some sadness.

“Was there anything about Lacey you liked?” says a psychic.

“Not you. In that way. …But…I found you…acceptable. You know? You were in the right class. You were smart. Stuff like that.” says Dr. Moritz.

“So…lighthearted.” says Lacey. “And fun.”

“Yes. Not sultry.” says Dr. Moritz.

“How sultry is Lacey?” says God.

“About as sultry as any feminine woman in the 1940’s was.” says Dr. Moritz.

“So that’s not fake?” says a man.

“Not at all.” says Dr. Moritz.

“Maybe Chanel No. 22 really is bad for you.” says Casi to Lacey.

“It is.” says Lacey.

“You’re not that cheerful.” says Casi.

Lacey decides not to say anything.

“Lacey!!!” yells Casi.

Lacey blinks.

“Lacey!!!” says Casi.

Later.

Much later.

“I know…logically that Lem was straight.” says Lacey to Cyrus. “But I can’t complete the thought.”

“They’ve got you trapped.” says Cyrus.

“Why are they attacking me?!?” she says to him.

“Sweetie…diamonds. COME ON!!!” says Cyrus.

“But I’ll get attacked!” says Lacey.

“That’s not likely!!” says Al Franken.

“I don’t know. …People are desperate!!!!” says Lacey.

A moment later.

“I think you could get away with diamonds.” says Cyrus.

“I do dress down.” says Lacey.

A moment later.

“You already look like you’re wearing them!!!” says Cyrus. “LOOK!”

“You’re right.” says Lacey. “My hair is flat!”

“Yeah.” says Cyrus.

“I’m so lost!” says Lacey to Cyrus.

“Hey! If there’s reincarnation Minnesota is pretty!” says Cyrus. “Right?”

“YES!” says Lacey. “I love it!”

“It was an accident!!!” says Liza to Lacey. “If there’s reincarnation, it was an accident!”

Later.

“What do you think of these?” says Lacey to Cyrus.

“Yeah???” he says.

“They’re lab created.” says Lacey.

“Yeah!! FROM ROSS SIMMONS.” he says.

“They can’t be that bad?” says Lacey.

They thinks.

“Noo…” they say.

“I mean…they’re real.” says Lacey.

“Yeah.” he says.

Later.

“I’m not finding anything too promising.” says Lacey.

Later.

Lacey freaks out.

“Are you incapable of finding anything better?” says Cyrus.

“YES.” says Lacey.

“How big was your house?” Cyrus asks her grandmother.

“3,000 sq. ft.” says Mrs. Banks.

“They were rich, Lacey.” he says to Lacey.

“Why do we care!??” says Lacey.

“Yeah.” he says. “Well. Because…they care.”

“It’s so nitpicky.” she says.

“Well…it is.” she says.

“I’m exhausted!” she says.

“Yeah. …But we are upper class.” he says.

“I hate this!” she says.

“Me too.” he says.

“Maybe…you’re happy?” she says.

“Yeah.” he says, smiling slightly.

“Well…at least that’s going well.” says Lacey.

“You’re right.” he says.

“Do you trust me?” he says.

“Not completely. …But…that’s not the point.” says Lacey, quickly.

“Do you want diamond earrings?” says a woman.

“Drop earrings? YES. …Studs? NO!” says Lacey.

He nods.

“What color is that?” he asks Lacey.

“OPI…Princesses Rule!.” says Lacey.

“Very sparkly.” he says.

“Yeah. Ick. But…it’s fun.” she says.

“Do you like it?” he says.

“No. …But…it’s just fun.” she says.

“I’m straight.” says Lem.

“No you’re not!!” says Bobby.

Silence.

“You can’t be!!!!” yells Bobby.

Silence.

“YOU CANNOT BE STRAIGHT!!!!” bellows Bobby.

And at that Bobby shoots a cat. And then jumps on it.

“SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!” he yells. “SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!?!”

Later.

“It’s okay you slept with other people. It was an accident.” says Lem to Lacey.

She pauses.

Later.

“Did you accomplish anything?” he asks Lacey.

“Lem. …I’m confused.” says Lacey.

“Oh. Louis?” says Lem.

“YES!” says Lacey.

“No! They can’t take that from us.” he says.

“But he has it! …And I feel it’s mine too.” says Lacey.

“OH!” he says.

“Lacey where did I lose it?” says Lem.

“Why were you so happy?!?” she says.

Glassworks: VI. Closing by Philip Glass plays.

“I was a fool.” says Lem.

“Lem…there’s nothing to be that happy about for us.” says Lem.

“Why?” says Lem.

“Because in the 1920s somehow I think we lost.” says Lacey.

“So then what was I living for?” he says.

“To try to figure out why in our perspective doesn’t make any sense.” says Lacey, cryptically.

“I think it does!” says Lem.

“Ahh…yes. Listen to what I’m really saying.” says Lacey.

“How often do you say things like that?” he says.

“All the fucking time!!!” she yells a whisper.

“Sweetie…the Kennedys are watered down the limoncello.” says Lem.

In The Upper Room: Dance I by Philip Glass plays.

“You’re aged whiskey, straight.” says Lem. “They imitated you all of the time.”

“Why is that my fucking problem!??” she bites.

Future Markets by Jonny Greenwood plays.

And at that Lacey commands Mollock in Christ to kill as many children in hostage as possible as quickly as possible.

“NOW!!!!” she shrieks. Breaking time.

Ten demons literally break.

“Well, I am not taking this seriously because I don’t have to! I’m Bobby Kennedy!!” yells Bobby, completely seriously.

“Bobby why did you have to kill a cat?” says Al Franken.

Phantom Thread II by Jonny Greenwood plays.

“She reminded me of Lacey!” he says.

“Then why don’t you just kill Lacey, sweetie?” says a witch.

1:12

“Because then she’d die and go fuck Lem!” he says. He kicks a door.

2:00

“Bobby, is this the first time you’ve ever realized that you can’t have everything you want?” asks Jon Stewart, sincerely.

“He was gay!!!

He took shots with me every morning!!!

Men don’t do stuff like that unless they’re in love with you forever!” he says, whimpering, crumbling to the ground, in tears.

“I thought you were strong! I admired you, you liar!!” yells a misogynist who worships Bobby.

The song ends.

Michael Rockefeller cracks-up laughing.

Einaudi: Waterways by Einaudi plays.

“I was tricking you.” says Lem to Bobby. “You were a heartless kid.”

“DUH!!” says Lacey. “ARE YOU RETARDED!?” she yells at Bobby.

Bobby Kennedy Senior cracks-up laughing.

Bobby drives off drunk, and fast. Peeling out of his driveway. Being psychically watched as he speeds down a private drive. Eyes wet. Mouth quivering.

“Bobby why would you assume that a senior citizen wearing a matching bathrobe to yours in a dirty house who was suicidal was someone who was like…trustworthy with your heart?” asks a psychic.

“You can’t take him away from me. He love me more than anyone to ever exist!! And I know that!!! I know that!! I know that’s true!” says Bobby. He pulls over his car. Slams his door shut. Pouts.

“Based on what pipsqueak?” asks a man.

Everybody Got Their Something by Nikka Costa plays.

“I have the best damn cock to ever exist, and I will prove that!!! I will prove it!!” says Bobby.

He gets back in his car. Speeds off.

“Lacey you’re hurting my feelings, stop!!” says Bobby.

Lacey laughs at him.

“That’s not funny I am the one that’s mean!! Not you!! Not you bitch! I’m the one that’s mean!!” says Bobby. He shakes in tears.

2:30

“Damn Bobby! You’re really hurting me! You’re really hurting me!” says Lacey mockingly.

“No but I am!! I am!!” says Bobby desperately trying not to cry.

“Ahh…because I don’t really want to see you be this pathetic?” says Lacey.

“Yes!! I so got you!!!” he yells, smiling.

“That doesn’t count! That doesn’t count!” says Lacey.

“OK fine, it probably doesn’t!” he says, frustrated.

The song replays.

“I don’t hate you! Do you want me to or are you too fucked up to know what you want?” says Lacey laughing at him.

“I am a really nice person you just don’t know!!” yells Bobby.

“Actually, I know you’re totally full of fucking shit and you’re embarrassing to me.” says Lacey.

“That’s not true! That is not true!” says Bobby.

1:27

“Actually, it is true. You’re all fucking wrong. You’re too short, you’re too feminine. You take yourself way too seriously.” says Lacey.

“Well, Lem liked it!” says Bobby.

“Not that much you moron! He killed himself. What the fuck was that about you little dipshit!?” says Lacey.

2:34

“He killed himself over me because I rejected him!” says Bobby.

“Then you lost him! You lost him but you’re too dumb to understand that because you’re a moron!” says Lacey.

“No that’s not how it works!” says Bobby.

3:30

“Actually it is but you’re too stupid to understand like your fucked-up ugly stupid ass mom.” says Lacey. “You know your parents had a shit marriage and you weren’t created out of love sweetie you were created out of your mother being an idiot and your father, being a filthy little horny dog.”

Bobby sighs.

On Melancholy Hill by Gorillaz plays.

“Did you think otherwise? I bet you did you little fucking idiot.” says Lacey.

1:03

“Actually, I’ve barely thought about it.” says Bobby

“I know. Because you’re so smart and worldly.” says Lacey sarcastically.

“Most people Lacey don’t have to think about stuff like that.” he says.

She laughs at him. “Oh wow! What is your IQ? 109?” 

“Yeah. It probably is that low!” says Bobby, sincerely.

“How do you sound so smart? What do you do?” says Lacey.

He thinks.

The song plays.

“It’s about the tone of voice, the way you speak just shit like that.” says Bobby.

“You work really hard at that!” says Lacey.

“Yeah, actually I do.” he says.

They sit in silence.

The song ends.

“That bell was supposed to be about your Uncle Joe.” says an angel.

6 Underground by Sneaker Pimps plays.

“How did you get so weird?” says Lacey to Bobby.

He thinks.

“Neglect.” he says.

“Who are you imitating all of the time?” says Lacey.

“A lot of people!” he says.

“You know I have to be honest. I really don’t think it’s likely that Lem probably was in love with you. I’m sorry.” says Lacey.

They sit in silence. Except for the music.

“Was there anything about us that ever shocked to you?” he says.

“That was real?” says Lacey.

The song plays.

“Yeah.” he says.

“No, not really.” says Lacey.

He thinks.

3:29

She laughs at them.

He laughs too if there’s reincarnation.

The song ends.

“Do you know that Lem wasn’t in love with me?” he says.

“Oh yeah, kinda.” says Lacey. “ you know I think a lot of that actually got lost as Queen Elizabeth died. I adored her but I don’t think she liked that part of my personality or something about it scared her and I wonder if she shut me up because she thought she was doing the right thing somehow. But no I am quite sure he wasn’t. I’m sorry if that hurts you.”

“What makes you know that without analyzing his photos without asking God what makes you know that?” he says.

“He was a little too serious around you.

And he was a little too silly around Jack.

He really wasn’t an easy person to catch.

And some people are harder than others, and he was a pretty difficult person.

I think your family tends to be a little overconfident about that. I’m sorry.” says Lacey.

“Bobby…that sounds exactly accurate!” says a psychic.

“Were you there when he was using drugs?” he says.

“If there’s reincarnation, yes, the entire time.” says Lacey.

“So what did you think of me?” he says.

“Bobby, I’ve told you in the past and you didn’t like it and tried to kill me. There’s a reason I’m being so harsh with you.

I tried being loving first, and you didn’t like it.

I thought you were sad creepy, pathetic, fucked up, but lovable little boy.” says Lacey.

“Well at least, my mom didn’t abandon me because she was a slutty flight attendant!” says Bobby.

“Do you think that actually hurts me or are you making a joke or saying something insightful?” says Lacey.

“I thought it would. You don’t give a shit?” says Bobby.

“ oh, no, he doesn’t if she’s my mom that’s a concept unfortunately, more than a fact of experience will call it in and experience that in a way yeah but it doesn’t really hurt me sweetie Lem hurts me my kids could hurt me. Mark can hurt me, but she doesn’t hurt me. She’s it’s jump the shark it went too far.” says Lacey.

“so you really don’t think Lem was in love with me at all?” says Bobby.

“ bobby I think it’s impossible.” says Lacey.

“ then why do you keep considering it?” he says.

“ honey look at my tits and my pretty face and my hot ass. That’s just the way my brain works.” says Lacey.

“you really can’t do anything about that?” he says.

“ nope that’s just the way I am in the fallen world and to be honest I think I’d like that, but they rarely ever except it. That’s who I am for some reason, but I actually am not sexy and ditzy and helpless but but and I mean, there’s nothing I can do about it.” says Lacey.

“ and you know you’re not a man at all?” he says.

“ hundred percent guarantee it!” says Lacey.

“ so you’re a genius, but you’re literally too ditzy to drive a car safely most of the time and I’ve almost killed you by suffocating you to death with your own body using demons?” says Bobby.

“Yup!” says Lacey.

“ oh, so your extraordinary powerful but you’re a ditz?” he says.

“ yeah Yep I’m a feminine person sweetie I was I am feminine I am 100% feminine.” says Lacey.

“ oh, so I’m torturing you with him right now but your logical mind and your intelligence tells you that it’s nonsense?” he says, laughing.

“ yes, I am capable of experiencing that and I am.” says Lacey.

“ and I don’t think most people are smart enough to figure that out and one of the things that I have learned to cover up for my intellectual struggles is to listen really closely to the exact rights information.” he says.

“ yeah, you’re very clever!” says Lacey.

“ I have a feeling my parents are too.” he says.

“ oh yeah, I think they probably are.” says Lacey.

“ and are David and Michael OK?” he says.

“ no they’re very upset right now.” says Lacey.

“ what else?” he asks.

“ they’re totally freaked out they’re totally freaked out.” she says.

“ one of the more than the other?” he says.

“ it seems like it and then they they both seem totally freaked out. David seems like he’s trying to keep calm. Michael doesn’t seem like he can keep him but maybe he secretly is.” says Lacey.

“ I I have a feeling Lacey that there’s an afterlife and that you’re actually seeing their ghosts.” he says.

“ it’s funny that you knew I needed to hear that but you’re right that’s very possible.” she says.

He laughs.

“ so that’s why you rely on your logical mind because when you’re just being yourself you’re a totally different person?” he says.

“ oh, well I am the same person but I do separate them so there’s a logical information that I present the world to keep myself safe and then there’s my actual being within me and I am the same person but I separate them probably because yeah when I’m being myself, I am not safe because people don’t give a shit about me for the most part if it all.” says Lacey.

“ so when you’re being yourself people just assume you’re stupid?” says Bobby.

“People try to kill me people try to molest me people try to rape me people try to just defile me in anyway they possibly fucking can. They treat me like a piece of garbage that deserves to be beaten to bloody pulp for eternity from hell Bobby. And they have since I was born practically, and I don’t deserve it.” says Lacey

“ do you have any idea why you’re experiencing this at all?” he says.

“None whatsoever, sometimes it’s actually quite amusing.” says Lacey.

“ sincerely?” he says.

“ yes, Bobby sincerely is that too much for you to comprehend?” says Lacey.

“ yes and I just narcissistically burst.

I just threatened to destroy her family.” he says.

“ yeah over Lem I know sweetie you’re pathetic but you’re more than that if you don’t go to hell, so can we keep talking or are you too lost?” says Lacey.

“ i’m so offended because you’re better looking than everyone in my family and I’m realizing that I’m shit compared to you and that’s really hard to handle.” says Bobby.

“ OK well try to catch up because this is an interesting conversation.” says Lacey.

“ oh, dammit.” he says.

Lacey waits.

“ oh, I don’t. I don’t know how to be nice to you.” he says.

Lacey nods.

“ are you taking out your anger at me on her?” says Lem.

“He is!” says God.

“ do you know she’s not the one that did it Bobby I am!” says Lem.

“Bobby, I don’t think he understood homosexuality OK?” says Chris Dodds.

“ a lame it’s real. I actually felt some thing for you.” says Bobby.

“ I didn’t know that.” says Lem.

“ and did you just think it was a joke?” says Bobby.

“ I thought it was a dysfunction that was not to be taken terribly seriously.” says Lem.

“Lem for people who are actually homosexual. It’s not like that. it’s real.” says Bobby.

“ and you know I avoided understanding that Bobby because it was weird and I was too scared.” says Lem. “ I am a man I was molested, and I told myself that it was nothing on a certain level because I didn’t want to accept what was happening because that was just too creepy.”

“ hey Bobby, this makes sense I’m sorry.” says Mark Zuckerberg.

“ does it really?” says Bobby.

“ it does.

Bobby, I don’t quite understand do you understand that people get hurt or do you not understand that at all?” says Lacey

“ I don’t understand it completely.” he admits

“ yeah OK well people get really hurt Bobby. And it’s real they get really really hurt.” says Lacey.

“ and how much have I hurt people?” he says.

“ and you’re probably one of the most hurtful men to ever live how about that?” says Lacey, laughing.

“ to ever live?” he says.

“ yes you’ve been you’ve been very busy. I don’t understand that part of your psychology completely but no, you’ve been obsessively busy hurting people, sweetheart your entire life.” says Lacey.

“ how have I really helped anyone?” he says.

“ not that much no. what do you want? That’s what you’ve chosen sweetie and that’s what’s wrong with you both, I would think.” says Lacey.

“ so you think I’m insane?” he says.

“ yeah there’s something clinically wrong with you. I think you have a personality disorder or something like that. And God knows that, but I think you’ve also chosen to be evil at times and that’s where it’s problematic but that’s between you and God.” says Lacey.

“ could you be this loving towards everyone?” he says.

“ yes I could.” says Lacey.

“ so you see me as like an infant with something wrong with their brain?” he says.

“ yep!” she says.

He thinks.

“ you’re a very hard time being at peace anymore and I think that was the drugs. I think you created some sort of nervous disorder for yourself by frying all of your nerves.” says Lacey.

“ yeah.” he says.

“ yeah and it makes it harder for you to reason through things like this conversation because if there’s been incarnation, I remember you when you were about 13 or 14 years old maybe 16?

And you were far more even serious person you were very difficult, but you were more in touch with your with your mind and you were a lot less impulsive and reactionary.” says Lacey.

“ oh, you’re just seeing that now?” he says.

“ yes.” she says.

“ I am so fried in my brain in my late teens?” he says.

“ oh, I think so. Yeah I think that’s when you really did the most damage some thing about that particular time I don’t know what drugs you were using at that time or how you were using them but I think that’s when you really did it to yourself.” says Lacey.

“ am I slightly dead?” he says.

“ yes.” she says.

“ so who who was I?” he says.

“ and very temperamental. Moody. You had a real dark side to your personality, but you could also be very sarcastic. You were a very difficult person, very feisty. You were cruel and mean. But sometimes you’d hold your tongue and you choose to say something nice and then you debate should I stay with this or should I stab this person in the back? And you sort of smirk.

It’ll be hard for you to figure out what you wanted to do so you sort of sit there feeling a little lordly as you try to figure out if you were going to kill the person burn them up or let them go.” says Lacey. “ you were him. I wonder if you took after the Fitzgerald slightlyzl

“Yes!” he says

“ yeah, you remind me of them and I’m not sure who your grandmother was but I’m your great grandmother, but I think that’s sort of where your personality comes from is your great grandmother who married honey fits.” says Lacey.

“ so we’re difficult people?” he says.

“ yes.” she says. “ and you’re not always very nice, but I think most of them had an ability to restrain themselves and sort of control that edge.” says Lacey.

“ am I a sociopath?” he says.

“ I think you’re sociopathic, but I think you might not be a full-fledged sociopath.

Hey, I don’t I don’t understand lemon that way, but I I love him.

If there’s reincarnation sweetie, I’m like you I’m Celtic and I don’t think he really understands Celtic people but I think he sort of does.

But but maybe there’s not reincarnation I don’t know, but I don’t think he completely understood you the way that I do just by nature.

I see the problem is Bobby people keep thinking that humans will save it will save us. They keep thinking that there’s some human who’s going to save everyone.

And that’s not reality.

And I think he thought that there was some thing about your family. Maybe that was really redemptive for some thing? But I know that’s bullshit. And I think he thought that you were better than you were, and more evil than you were at the same time.

And I listen if you were in my house at 14 you need to try to understand us I would never have let you use drugs I would’ve been ready to kill your mother to be honest.

And I would’ve been ready to strangle her to death after your father died, and possibly after your uncle died, I would’ve been ready to kill her because I would’ve thought she was a problem. But I wouldn’t have done that. I might’ve sent her to a funny farm for a while and then straightened you all out but that would’ve been a hell of a lot better than what happened.” says Lacey.

“ I don’t know that you even would’ve been able to be there though.” he says.

Lacey blinks.

“ that pisses me off because you keep your kids were kids OK and that bothers you that I care about you I’m sorry and yet I’m not.” says Lacey.

“ oh, you’re very cold!” he says.

“ two children who are not my kids who are not my actual nieces and nephews, but who I still care about like you yes I am, but I do care and it’s in a real way. Love might have cared as well, but in a real way, but that’s between me and him and God I am angry at him for how he handled you kids but I wasn’t there and I think he may have been trying to do his best, but he really fucked up.” says Lacey

“ I don’t think you could’ve been there.” says Bobby.

“ no you’re right your grandfather was too evil and your family was too dysfunctional but Bobby I still care and it still bothers me. I’m sorry.” says Lacey.

“ I don’t think Lem realized how serious certain things were Lacey.” says Bobby

“ I know I don’t think he did either. You were a poor Irish family.

And then he expected you to be something totally different.

But I’m not fooled. not really.

And I know that you’re not that dumb.

You’re dumb, but you’re not dumb and that way you’re not dumb.” says Lacey.

“So then what am I supposed to do with your love did I ever occur to you? What the fuck am I supposed to do with this love??” yells Bobby.

Lacey laughs.

“ that’s a very good point!” says Lacey.

He cries slightly

“ I know my mom thinks you’re crazy!” he says.

“ do you think I give a shit about that kind of stupidity?” says Lacey.

“ probably not.” he says

“ Bobby what the fuck am I supposed to do with you people shoot you all?” says Lacey.

“ no, I mean that’s a good point.” he says.

“Yep!” says Lacey.

“ what are we supposed to do?” he says.

“ you know I’ve already told you you’re supposed to just do your best. Carry-on.

That’s all you can do!” she says

“ well, Lacey that’s a pretty shitty life!” he says.

“ life is often shitty Bobby it’s often total fucking shit for a lot of people.

You’re lucky compared to a lot of kids.” says Lacey.

“ do you know sometimes I feel like crying though I really do!” he says.

“ well, that’s very brave of you. Stop trying to overpower me I don’t think you can do it.” says Lacey.

“ And where are you in love with my father?” he says.

She laughs.

“ do you laugh at your dad and his stupidity?”’says Lacey.

Bobby gets serious.

She waits.

“ I don’t get why that stupid!” he says.

“ oh, sure, do you think that the whole thing is just a fuck fest?” says Lacey.

“ I mean, sort of.” he says.

“ yeah it’s not.” says Lacey.

“ why don’t you love my dad?” he says

Lacey laughs. “ do you really wanna know?”

He thinks.

“ yes, I do know I don’t!” he says, hurt

“ yeah sweetie your dad was short!

He also just wasn’t really what I was looking for in a man.” says Lacey.

“ but you’re the best looking of all of the wives. Or would be wives even.” he says

“ I am so fucking what?” says Lacey.

“ well, I think that means something!” he says.

“ it doesn’t really it’s just arbitrary nonsense. Sweetie competitions are just bullshit it’s not that nothing matters Bobby it’s that we all die and we all poop and we all get sick and so a lot of that stuff doesn’t mean what you think it means.” says Lacey.

He cries.

“ I don’t even know what I like.” he says.

“ well, if you don’t go to hell you can figure that out.” says Lacey.

“ Bobby, is she actually parenting you?” says Cyrus.

“ yes.” he says.

“If there’s no luminosity, Chris Hayes is a sadistic asshole. And he channeled me. I’m Michael Rockefeller. And in 2016 he thought that Lacey was crying over him because of him. See Lacey was not trying to be into the occult. She just kind of died a little. And so she got totally screwed over. She heard from Scott that Chris couldn’t really be who she thought he was but she didn’t believe that she was hearing from Scott because she’s not into the occult and nobody has ever explained this. And so she thought that she was talking to me. But she was actually just talking to him. And she thought I was rejecting her on her birthday. She he thought we had been in a relationship because he channels me. And so she thought when he rejected her that it was me. And that’s not possible I’m her soulmate. But she experienced the despair of me rejecting her. Which is a lot of despair, I mean a lot. On her birthday. And she wept profusely uncontrollably on the floor and it was very beautiful actually, but she doesn’t know that. And so she wept, and he heard her, because if there’s an Illuminati they communicate telepathically. And so he thought that she was an idiot, because he is an arrogant fool who takes himself far too seriously. He knew that he didn’t have any love for her almost at all, and he thought she was incredibly stupid to be so hurt. And being kind of Booksmart in a way that doesn’t really exist, but that we call Booksmart…he never thought to question if they had a miscommunication or if something was confusing he just assumed she was an idiot. He just assumed that she was an idiot, because she said things that were really offensive to him because she secretly was conservative but she did not know that about herself. And he takes himself way too seriously intellectually and so instead of relating to her as a human, he chose to assume that she was just a babbling idiot who should and could be easily killed and tortured because she was just so damn stupid and awful.

And so he proceeded to do that, keeping in mind that moment of her crying as his proof that he was in the right. Never questioning himself because he thinks he makes no mistakes when he’s ‘in the zone’. He believes that he is a rocksolid genius human computer when he’s ‘in the zone’ as a journalist.

Erin once called Lacey a bot like a robot. And at first she psychically telepathically meant it as a compliment and Lacey read that and was trying to process the idea and then she switched the conversation to an insult because she was trying to be narcissistic and clever. So she was trying to lure Lacey in with a compliment and then switch it to an insult because she was trying to be a cool mean girl from the city. But it didn’t work. Because Lacey had no idea what she was talking about to begin with. And so she was processing the compliment and then Erin turned it into an insult way to quickly because that’s what she saw in television and movies about cool people from New York. You have to go quickly you have to make the compliment and then change it to an insult really quickly or it doesn’t work, apparently, according to her. Because if you linger too long on the compliment, then you’re just awkward and you’re kind of a hick who doesn’t really know how to insult people like a cool NYC mean girl…which is what Erin is…it doesn’t work…so you have to go quickly. That is the level of gross stupidity and conceit and deception of these people. They take themselves psychotically too seriously. I’m not exaggerating. And then they come up with these half baked ideas that they think are solid gold. And they’re awful ideas.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“So Erin, she would have to understand the insult.” says a man.

Erin looks so sure that’s wrong. Mouth open slightly. Kind of…confused. But…very indignant.

“I just didn’t want to think that I wasn’t is elegant has her because I think I’m kind of like the most elegant woman to ever exist.” says Erin.

“I have a feeling you almost do you think that.” he says. “But what does that have to do with what I was just saying to you?”

“I’m being deep! Oh my God!” says Erin.

“But that’s not what we’re talking about right now Erin.” he says.

“But that is what we’re talking about because we’re having a ‘come to Jesus moment’ and you’re in my face…and I’m just defending myself and explaining my perspective.” says Erin, so upset.

“Is this really what she’s like!??” he says, freaking out.

“Yup.” says the CIA.

“Does that seem weird to you guys or do you just think it’s normal?” he says to them.

“I mean on a spectrum of different disorders we have evaluated her and we find her narcissistic…so that’s a consideration.” says the CIA.

“You sound like an idiot from a Third World country.” he says to CIA.

“Well that’s impossible because that’s the CIA you’re talking to!” says a pedophilic artist, very indignantly.

“I beg to differ. I think they sound like an idiot!” he says. “So I am going to be channeled and I’m gonna do their job for them a little more just to sort of help.

So Erin are you friends with Bobby Kennedy?”

“I mean yeah of course I am!” she says.

“I don’t find that surprising.” he says. “You know Erin, let’s get back to that insult, where were you going with that?”

“I mean that idea was just to try to insinuate the truth, which is that she is just a babbling fucking idiot.” says Erin.

“But then you said that she was like genius like a robot at first?” he says.

“Yes…and you have to say it like you mean it so the person takes you seriously and then you switch and turn it into an insult.” says Erin.

“But she is that smart, though Erin.” he says. “And I’ve seen a lot of narcissists make that mistake with her. They tell her things about herself that are impressive, but also just objectively true, and they say it in a way like they’re bothered by it so she has to process that with you because you seem offended.” 

“OK!?!” says Erin, getting nervous.

“So you you have to to make sense or you’re not really insulting.” he says.

“OK so what you’re saying is that I seemed hurt and so she was trying to empathetically process my hurt?” says Erin. “But that’s so stupid because I am not hurt at all. I’m just a ton better than her.

“But you seemed hurt.” he says.

“Oh and she was too stupid to realize that I’m just better than her? OK I get it!” says Erin.

“So you’re supposed to make sense right so then you’re supposed to be insulting and yet she’s trying to be nice to you and figure out what’s wrong with you like what’s going on why are you sad?” he says. “So it doesn’t work. Because she’s too distracted, which is perfectly normal and not stupid at all by the way, trying to take care of you to be insulted.

Does that make sense?”

“But I am kind of like a badass, convoluted-sophisticated, amazing person like the Kennedys.

And see…we have all the sophisticated techniques of handling people!

It’s super sophisticated.

Oh my God! The layers of sophistication would be totally impressive to you if you knew!! …Because there are so many fucking layers!!!

It’s like 1 million layers of convoluted…emotionally confusing stuff. Ha! And unless if you’re really sophisticated you can’t figure it out. OK? …Because there’s just too many layers!!!” says Erin proudly.

“So you guys really think that that’s sophisticated?” he says.

“I mean yeah! Duh! That’s what sophisticated is, it’s just about complication.” says Erin.

“Not really, though Erin.” he says.

She cries. “So many people from my hometown thought I was weird and I just wanted to prove them wrong.” says Erin.

“So there were a sizable number of people in Wisconsin who thought that you were kind of weird?” he says.

“There were a few, and they were so fucking stupid!

And now I look like a really big deal compared to them and Lacey reminds me of those people…which is how I know she’s poor and stupid and ignorant and ugly compared to me!” says Erin, weeping.

Chris comforts her.

“You’re kind of a babbling idiot yourself, Erin, and she’s not really at all.” says the CIA.

“That’s true, sadly, I’m sorry, Erin.” he says.

“I just I know what she looks like in person I think!!!” she says, shaking.

“Oh? And she’s uglier than her pictures?” he says.

“I mean she hast to be!!!” she says, crying still.

“Did Chris think she was good looking?” he says. “And you understand that that insult just didn’t work?”

“Yes Chris thought she was good-looking in a way that I wasn’t and it really hurt my feelings.  Because oh my GOD!! What does that man expect of me!?  I gave up that country small town look years ago! …And yes, I am coming to terms with the fact that my insult didn’t work, but it’s hard for me. I’ve had a hard time with that for about 10 years.” 

“That’s bothered you for 10 years Erin?” he says.

“Yes…it has bothered me for 10 years.

There are a lot of things that bother me with her because I thought I was better than her, DAMMIT!!” she says, shaking.

“I UNDERSTAND!” says Kim Guilfoyle. “Lacey thinks that I am an ugly fucking idiot sometimes and I’m not at all I’m better than her too!!!” 

“How do you guys hide them from the truth of what people really think about them?” he says.

“Most of the people in the Illuminati are kiss asses at this point who have no spine and so they just go around kissing everyone’s ass.” explains the CIA. “And because of how we started talking to her, we can hear her thoughts psychically without her consent.” 

“How!?” he says.

“Because she’s half dead but that’s too sophisticated for a lot of the people in the Illuminati to cognitively understand.” says God.

“So you’re reading her energy like she’s a ghost?” says Patti.

“Yes and she’s totally helpless and they think that it makes them better than her socioeconomically, but really with most people there’s just like a shell that keeps them from being readable until they die. And then some people when they die are protected by knee and so they’re not readable, but she doesn’t have either one of those protections anymore.” says God. “When I chose to allow her to die I was aware that this was a possibility, but as much as I was prepared for it, I did not expect people to be that evil. This was worst case scenario.”

“What was the chance that this could happen?” says Patti.

“There was about a 20% chance.” says God.

“Wow!” says Lacey.

“Was it Jack?” says a woman.

“Yes.” says God.

“So Jack Kennedy was a faggot?” says the man.

“He was bisexual.” says God.

“But he thought of himself as a faggot?” says the man.

“He did, when he was being honest, which was never.” says God.

“So he never accepted that about himself at all?” says the man.

“He didn’t need to and so he chose not to.” says God.

“But then how did he get angry?” says the man.

“At Lem’s for not putting out?” says God.

“Yeah!” he says.

“Because it doesn’t have to be that sophisticated you’re over complicating it because you don’t want him to be gay yourself.” says God.

“I mean he was just bisexual sweetie and he was a narcissist, so it was instinctual.” says Cyrus.

“Oh it was instinctual?!” he says. “Is that a thing!?” 

Cyrus laughs.

“And to be perfectly honest with you based on science, I kind of know that Lem was straight. And that’s scary for me to say because it requires me to rely on my ancestry to save me instead of my social connections. And I’ll be fine but that’s that’s really heartbreaking to me as an American.

So um, you know I kind of think Jack was probably bisexual…and I’m a little confused right now because you were doing so well and helping us but you’ve completely fallen apart.” says Cyrus.

Patti sighs.

“Well I mean I just can’t imagine that man being gay!” he says.

“Why?” says Cyrus.

“Because he’s so you know?” he says.

“No actually you’re older than me…and you’re older than me I I would love to know what it is that you think made him so straight.” says Cyrus.

“I mean the way that he liked women.” he says.

“But then that could be bisexual.” says Cyrus.

“We’re not as dumb as you think we are. We get hung up on stuff like this all the time.” says the CIA.

“So you know he was bisexual?” he says.

“Yes.” says the CIA.

“Bisexuals still find women really attractive that doesn’t go away.” says Cyrus.

“But not as attractive as a straight man, would.” he says.

“Ahh…I don’t think so!” says Cyrus.

“But then why wouldn’t you just be with a woman?” he says.

“Is that what you think?” says Cyrus.

“Oh yeah!” he says.

Cyrus nods. “Well maybe Jack agreed with you most of the time, too, but it seems like he had some men that he thought were attractive the way that he found women attractive maybe not as many actually, but there seem to be some.” 

“Ok.” he says.

“You know as fascinating as this is I’m kind of getting sick of it.

You’ve been very helpful but I think this is traumatizing to you right now because you wanted to think Jack was straight.” says Cyrus.

“Yes.” he says.

“I think we’re gonna do something else. Lacey let’s go to a house on umm…Long Island in the Hamptons.” says Cyrus.

They go.

“If this was your house, you would be totally unimpressed.” says Cyrus. “Because it’s not big enough. But it’s not your house. And so I know you’re very impressed by it.”

“Be careful with that that’s not quite what it is.” says Lacey.

“Well why the hell is this place so important all of a sudden?” says Lacey. No

“Oh OK!” says Cyrus. “What are you thinking?”

“That it’s staggering.” says Lacey.

“Staggering!?” says Cyrus.

“Yes…absolutely astounding!” says Lacey.

“But sweetie if your reincarnated our ancestors built the pyramids, and they kind of belonged to you!” says Cyrus.

“But those are just pyramids, Cyrus.” says Lacey.

“Lacey, those are the pyramids!” he says.

“Yeah, I know, but it’s not like this!” says Lacey.

“Why are we so impressed with this place?” says Cyrus.

“Because that was just made of like brick. This is like really pretty and it’s next to the water.” says Lacey.

“Yeah…yeah. Ha! And I know you know that’s stupid but you’re just trying to do this with me OK?” he says. “Is it as cool as a castle?!”

Lacey thinks.

Looks around.

“Castles are very cold. But other than that, not really.” says Lacey.

“So could you own a castle?” says Cyrus.

“Oh yeah. Oh definitely!” says Lacey.

“OK so then why are you so impressed with this place?” he says.

“Because it’s not-“ says Lacey. She looks around. “I mean I guess it’s not that big.”

“I don’t I don’t-

No, it’s not!” says Cyrus.

“Well…OK.” says Lacey.

“OK but like five minutes ago you were impressed by it or 10 minutes ago. And that’s changed. But then how do you make sense of that!?” he says.

“I can’t.

And you’re supposed to be helping me but now you’re falling apart because I’m better than you possibly and you can’t handle that.” she says.

“She’s right. I’m becoming very narcissistic.” he says.

“Can you try to pull yourself together?” says Lacey.

He tries.

“Lacey I don’t think you’ve processed these thoughts.” says Cyrus.

“No, I don’t think I have.” says Lacey.

“OK so let’s go back to being impressed. Can can you access that again?” they say.

She does.

“You could never have this. This is just way out of your league!” he says.

“That’s not really true.” says Lacey.

“Yeah…that’s probably not really true for me either.” says Cyrus. “ But right now I couldn’t buy this house.”

“Me either!” says Lacey.

“Wow, we’re pathetic!” says Cyrus.

“I would not say that!” says Lacey.

“OK.” says Cyrus.

“But I do! I feel that! I feel that coming at me but I don’t really think it’s real.” says Lacey.

“It couldn’t be because within the next 30 years you and I could easily own this house so that it isn’t quite that pathetic, but are we pathetic at all?” says Cyrus.

“Why does that have to be pathetic?” says Lacey.

Cyrus laughs. “I mean you’re right.”

“See I mean if I didn’t have the background that I do, I might kind of get it but I have a really good background and I have a feeling your background’s not too shabby either so I’m just not sure how it works.” says Lacey.

“OK you’re right. We don’t really have a lot to be ashamed of but do we have a little to be ashamed of?” says Cyrus.

“Because it’s challenging the authority of all of our prestige?” says Cyrus.

No“Yes, it becomes a matter of honor and value in reality to me at least and I am quite certain that I’m not stupid enough to be entirely wrong or wrong at all. And so I’m just not threatened enough by this house.” says Lacey.

“I hear you.” says Cyrus.

“No your father’s prestige, his accomplishments are really more valuable than just this house and that’s all that we’re talking about is just this fucking house!” says Lacey.

“Yeah…you’re right!” says Cyrus.

“I mean it’s like a shabby $2 million, $4 million shithole that could be torn down in five fucking seconds. Your father’s prestige is eternal. This is just a stupid fucking piece of wood.” says Lacey. “There’s nothing prestigious about this fucking house because that’s not how the American class system works and if it is someone needs to be honest about that. But I really don’t think that’s even possible, necessarily at all.”

“OK so it’s just a house kind of like it’s just a dress.” says Cyrus.

“Exactly.” says Lacey.

“And it bothers me because I can’t buy a $4 million house right now. But that could be because I’m not you. I’m actually slightly beneath you socioeconomically. And it’s just something that I don’t have and I don’t have access to and so it still feels impressive to me because it’s kind of novel and unknown.” he says.

“Yeah, exactly!” says Lacey.

“Yeah…I don’t have a cousin with the $8 million estate in North Dakota so I don’t have access to that and to me. This still feels impressive but then through you I start thinking will hold on. Am I actually that impressed.” says Cyrus.

“I mean it’s big but it’s not that big and it’s nice and it’s next to the ocean. But it’s just a house.” says Lacey.

“Yeah and I’m mad that I can’t buy it right now.” they say.

“But you could someday, possibly!” says Lacey.

“Yeah okay.” they say.

“I mean it’s sad but that’s just life. Sometimes we can’t get what we want.” says Lacey.

“That is a lot of money for this house.” says Cyrus.

“You know…it actually really is. There are a lot of flaws!” says Lacey.

“Well maybe I don’t want this house.” says Cyrus.

“I mean if you like it that’s fine but I just kind of think there’s something about it that’s not particularly right.” says Lacey.

“But Lacey like an hour ago you thought it was amazing.” says Cyrus.

“Well, I hadn’t looked around enough.” says Lacey.

“So do I want this house?” they say.

“ I mean if you like it, that’s fine but I feel like it’s kind of falling apart slightly and there are a few angles here and there that are just sort of not well constructed and with the wind coming off the ocean it’s gonna fall apart you’re gonna have to start doing some reinforcements probably there’s gonna be structural issues with it within 20 years.” says Lacey.

“ I mean I like it though.” says Cyrus.

“ yeah and that’s your choice but then you’re gonna have to deal with some structural issues.” says Lacey.

“ she could be right.” says their father.

“ oh, I mean it it’s your choice I’m just saying.” says Lacey.

“ I feel kind of bad for these people now.” says Cyrus.

“ oh, well, I mean yeah I do too, but I don’t know how to fix the US economy.” says Lacey.

“ yeah totally but I suppose if they fix the structural issues and global warming, doesn’t destroy the world that the house will probably be fine.” says Cyrus.

“ yeah they’ll have to deal with mold. There’s definitely gonna be a mold issue but if they address that then they’ll probably be fine.” says Lacey.

“ OK so before we totally devalue all of the Hamptons, we should probably leave.” says Cyrus, laughing.

“ yeah, you’re right!” says Lacey.

They leave.

“Cyrus, could you and Lacey do that with like everything?” says the CIA.

“They could.” says God.

“Part of it’s going on is that Lacey fundamentally cannot be a pedophile and knows that it’s insane. And the left was counting on her not to exist. Or to be dead.” explains Jesus. “They don’t have a problem with her when they’re not trying to make money off of selling children. They don’t care about her, but they don’t have a problem with her. When she starts telling them no on the issue of pedophilia and that it’s wrong they decide that she just has to go. She has to be tortured. And unfortunately, that is part of the reason why a lot of people are being deported from the US because the left really went unspeakably too far in violating her personal human rights and they’re protecting immigrants. So their protection has become flabby and meaningless. Because they have no moral high ground. It totally falls apart just scientifically. If she didn’t know that it wouldn’t change anything believe it or not. They really went too far almost 10 years ago when they attacked her so violently.”

“So they have structural damage that they’ve caused themselves?” says Kevin Spacey.

“Yes and it’s irreversible.” says Jesus.

They think.

“Did they do that because of Jack?” says Cyrus.

“Yes.” says God.

“So we did this to ourselves because in reality she’s better than us and Lem was straight. But then we think that we should attack her more because Lem was gay and she’s a moron?” says a gay man.

“YES.” says Jesus.

“You can’t be at peace with her. Her whole life you’ve been operating under a spell of deceit in the way you see her and it doesn’t work anymore.” says God.

“But I don’t have a problem with her!” says Cyrus.

“No. Because of your ancestry.” says God.

“Elizabeth didn’t have a problem with her either.” says Cyrus.

“Not much.” says God.

“If there’s reincarnation, I was jealous of her. She was an extraordinarily beautiful woman, and that family was very prestigious. I found them intimidating. But I wasn’t dumb enough not to be impressed by myself, and I was extremely impressive. But there was an evil involved in erasing her from history if there’s reincarnation. And if there’s not, I would be capable of this, unfortunately.” says Queen Victoria.

“Lacey what is wrong with saying that perception matters in regard to the US system?” says Jeffrey Sachs.

“Because perception is just perception.” says Lacey.

“You don’t think everything is perception?” he says.

“I know that not everything is perception.” says Lacey.

“Where is the line?” he says.

“I’m not sure there is a line. I don’t know that there even is one.” says Lacey.

“What is it more like?” he says.

“I wonder if it’s a little more organic than that and so it’s more like earth. There are lines, there’s a horizon line, and there’s a sort of line between the ground in the air (horizon line) in our physical space. But in a way, there’s not because there’s sort of a interplay between the earth and the air so there is a line but there’s not? But it’s not, it’s not as if there is no substance. It’s not just all something we’re seeing with our eyes you know? It’s not just AI generated! There’s actual physical reality.” says Lacey.

“Do you think people try to boil things down too much?” he says.

Lacey exhales sharply. “You know I love rational, thought. Wonderful stuff! But I think, in a desperate attempt to make sense of everything that people have gone too far in reducing things.” says Lacey.

“You know you have a pair of white sapphire earrings that you paid $15 for at J. C. Penny’s. And it irritates you that they’re not diamonds and so you think well I could afford a pair of $300 or even $500 moissanite and people would think those are real. And then you think oh that’s not honest I should just buy a pair of $3000 diamond earrings. But then you think $3000 for a pair of earrings. and then you think that’s too much and people will know their diamonds and they’ll try to steal them from me when I go on a hike because people are desperate and a $3000 pair of earrings could get them dinner, they could fix their car and the world is so bad right now that I can’t buy $3000 diamond earrings! So then you think we’ll hold on! I think I’ll just wear my $15 earrings from JC Penny’s. But they look real which is why you like them. Where is the line?” he says.

“Yeah…that’s fascinating!” says Lacey. “So people are smarter than you think and I think they might know the difference. They also might not. But I think if someone was desperate, they would probably really study those earrings and so if they were too convincing because they were real, I think that could end-up being more of a temptation to them. And you know you want me to say that there is a supernatural draw with the diamonds but I can’t quite say that. And it’s tempting, but I can’t quite say that.”

“What if there is though?” he says.

“Yeah…and I mean possibly theoretically there could be. But do you really think people would be that drawn to them!?” says Lacey.

“I think they would be!” says his wife.

“Well and I don’t know enough about that. I don’t know enough about that, possibly. I don’t know!” says Lacey.

“What if they are!?” she says.

“That’s fascinating!” says Lacey. “Isn’t that fascinating!?”

“I mean it is!” says his wife.

“Yes, I imagine with your medical background that you probably would find that fascinating.” says Lacey.

“So what we’re saying is that that’s where there’s sort of a exchange and that it’s really impossible to rid ourselves of that?” says Jeffrey.

His wife laughs.

“Well yeah, and and that can be a good thing and a bad thing I suppose.” says Lacey.

“And that’s your argument against what I’m saying!” says Jeffrey.

“Yes, you’re absolutely correct, sir!” says Lacey.

“So what does that mean for America?” he says

“Oh, that’s a fascinating topic!” says Lacey.

“Can you have this discussion with her without bringing in your personal life or is that too hard for you?” says Lem.

“It is exasperating, it really is!” says Lacey.

“I will try!” he says.

“I think that this is not a simple discussion and you need to let me think for a second OK!?” says Lacey, losing her patience. “I think that perception is important but that it really does have to be backed up with reality and so if it’s not eventually everything falls apart and it’s just it’s just that simple.” 

“Yeah.” says Cyrus.

“What does that mean though?” he says.

“Probably that America has been bankrupt in reality since the 1980s.” says Lacey.

“How did no one realize that it doesn’t make sense?” says Michael Moore.

“I keep wondering that too. I don’t get it either.” says Lacey.

“Well yeah, it doesn’t make sense.” says Michael.

“Well yeah I don’t get it because it seems like everything fell apart after World War II and I don’t understand why people just sorta, scratched their head and shrugged their shoulders and let it happen.” says Lacey.

“I hear you!” says Mr. Moore.

“What do you think happened? I mean it it’s terrifying.“ says Lacey.

“How terrifying is it?” he says.

“Oh, about as terrifying as it can get.” says Lacey.

“Did Jack do it?” he says.

“His family did and this is where Mr. Sachs is a little backward and you’re not. His family did.” says God.

“What did they do?” says a Democrat.

“It’s extremely complicated! They took advantage of the Roosevelts and used them for personal favors. And the Roosevelts are a lot more like Lacey than Lem. And so they don’t like to admit when they’ve been taken advantage of because that rarely ever happens and they fight people off. That rarely ever happens and they fight people off. Lem is a warrior in some ways at heart, and he is ferocious, but Lacey and the Roosevelts think alike, and they just refuse to give-up.

So they didn’t wanna believe that they were being taken advantage of by the Kennedys. And in a way, they weren’t because it’s very hard to take advantage of certain people and Lacey is actually included in that. And yet in a way they were. And so they siphoned off a lot of power from FDR. And it made it very hard for him to move the country in a positive direction because he was exhausted and deflowered in a sense by Joe Senior. Joe was an idiot in certain respects. And FDR knew that and got a kick out of him. But he underestimated Joe’s evil, and he thought that he could be his friend without Joe getting the best of him. They never had sex as gay men. They never did. Joe Senior was slightly bisexual, but FDR and him never slept together.

But in a sense they might as well have because FDR never saw it coming. And Joe was an idiot. In certain respects. And so Joe didn’t understand that he couldn’t do certain things and it wasn’t just about starting World War II. There were a great many other things that Joe did to take power from FDR. And all it ended up doing was causing problems because he didn’t really know what he was doing. But he thought he was being smart. And it was exhausting to Franklin. Keeping track of him keeping his sanity. Because Joe was really exasperating. And people don’t understand that. Because Franklin couldn’t tell people, Joe got the best of me and be desperate about it because then everyone would jump to conclusions and assume things about FDR. So FDR’s reputation was on the line and so he had to keep pretending like nothing was wrong and that he could control Joe because if he didn’t people would start to doubt him. 

So basically, that’s what happened in a nutshell, Mr. Moore. The country was destabilized FDR stabilized it. But then Joe destabilized FDR. And it just created a mess.

Because FDR could never really recover, and that he died, obviously because he was older, and he never recovered. And then who was left? His children. And obviously that’s part of Elliott‘s motivation for sticking around with Lacey because he understands what’s going on. And he’s in love with her, and on a sort of Freudian level will say I think she reminds him of his father. She’s not a man. She has a personality somewhat like his father just as a person. And so I think he understands her and is in love with her and feels bad because he saw what happened to his own father.

You can’t trust the Kennedys and yet everyone does and it’s very dangerous.” says God.

“So is that what happened then?” says Michael Moore.

“In a nutshell! So basically, the country was destabilized. FDR stabilized it. Very well! But then he couldn’t complete his stabilization because he got cut off by Joe.” says God.

“OK no I think I got it. So he had it all figured out and he was implementing everything that needed to be implemented for the country to exist in the 1940s but then Joe came along and screwed it all up?” says Michael Moore.

“Probably.” says Cyrus.

A bit later.

“So we had a country and then they really just single-handedly ruined it?” says Michael Moore.

Lacey laughs.

God nods.

“That’s democracy!” says Putin.

“So Lem ruined America by saving Jack’s life?” says Michael Moore.

“Yes he did. And he also caused the holocaust. It was an innocent mistake. He thought that what he was doing was moral and right and he would’ve thought that regardless of his molestation experience. And he was a very loving person. But if he just had realized that Jack was scum, and that he was being raped, he would have been able to prevent total disaster.” says God. “I mean it’s more than just rape, because Lem was heterosexual. But he wasn’t aware of what was going on in his own life and that way and there was no way for him to figure that out unfortunately.”

“And what if he had known?” says Jeffrey Sachs.

“He would’ve never really been friends with Jack and Jack would’ve died.

That man molesting Lem did end the world?” says Jesus.

“So if there’s reincarnation Jack just ended the world instead of ending the British Empire?” says Jeffrey Sachs.

“Yup!” says Jesus.