“Usha”

“Bobby! He won!” says Usha.

“I know.” says Bobby.

“Bobby!!! HE WON!!” says Usha, excited.

“My family lost last night. …Usha…we really were Democrats. And there’s almost no way we’ll ever be elected as Democrats ever again. We left the Democratic Party.” says Bobby.

“How do you figure that?” says Usha, sitting up comfortably with one of their children, to read them a story.

“USHA! I just endorsed Donald Trump. …But I realized last night…that there’s no way I’ll ever be able to fix it. …People will now associate my family name with the Republican Party. And while that seems like a good thing…it’s not. Because we aren’t really Republicans. No child in our family…will ever be a Republican. They just won’t. Unless the Democratic Party ceases to exist…I’m pretty sure I ruined my family.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

Carmina Burana, “O Fortuna” plays.

Usha thinks.

“Bobby…who made you endorse Donald Trump?” says Charlie Kirk.

“LACEY!” he says.

He stares at the screen.

“Lacey.” he says, furious.

“So…she secretly destroyed your entire fucking family!?” says Charlie Kirk.

“She’s my daughter.” says Tom Banks.

“Oops.” says the mayor of Minneapolis.

“It was a brief thought I had years ago. But…” says Lacey.

“You coerced Bobby, using trickery in a sort of warfare sense into endorsing Donald Trump?” says a woman in the GOP to Lacey.

“If she dies, she will end the world. This is where people have been a bit lazy. If there’s reincarnation she really did start the nation of Scotland. Lem really is Emperor Constantine, and they really were a British couple who were married to each other very happily. or if there’s not reincarnation, I said that if there was they could be those people for a very good reason. She’s not a safe person to get into this sort of fight with.” says God.

I. Primo Vere. Veris Leta Facies by Orff from “Carmina Burana” plays.

“My family is OVER!! We are OVER.” says Bobby.

“But you did it to yourself!” says a reader.

“That was what Lem started. …I actually don’t think she was like this. She’d have had us defeated by an enemy. Brutally. But honorably. …I shot heroin with Lem. That was his idea. To let me destroy myself. But…this is the best she could do with what he left behind.” says Bobby, crying. “I hate her. …And his glory…makes me love him. Even though I hate myself!”

“Why do you hate her?” asks JP Kennedy,

“WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US!?” says Bobby.

“I didn’t. Lacey did. …Why do you hate her?” says Joe Senior.

“She’s so…annoying.” says Bobby.

“Yeah. She corrects you.” says Joe Senior.

“I just want to die. And go see dad.” says Bobby.

“Sooner than later!” says Joe Senior. “Just make sure to be in a good place with Christ. You know? Bobby try!!! Try to receive his mercy and salvation. Try in faith.”

Later.

Bon Voyage by Wallerstedt plays.

“Rachel. Let’s chat.” says Lacey.

“Okay.” she possibly says in her spirit.

“Why are you so incredibly sad?” says Lacey.

“Okay. Well…you might not be. …I’m just sad-“ she says, breaking into tears.

Lacey’s suspicious. “Why?” says Lacey.

“You will NEVER get a straight answer from her. They ‘hate’ you.” says Alison Roberts.

“I’m going to try.

Why!?” says Lacey.

“Because! …He’s a repressive dictator.” she says. She shrugs. “He’s a repressive…zealous…warmongering…dictator.”

“What do you foresee happening?” says Lacey.

“The end of the world!??” she says, crying again.

“That’s my thing. I didn’t think he was moving in on that territory. Gosh! …How do you think he’s going to do that?” says Lacey.

She blinks. Thinks. “He’s…going to…destroy…plants.”

“Ahh! Global Warming!” says Lacey.

“Mm…yeah?? I guess.” she says.

“What exactly are you talking about if it’s not Global Warming?” says Lacey.

She shrugs. “I mean…it is.” she says.

“You aren’t so sure about that?” says Lacey.

“Well…I mean…” she shrugs.

“You don’t want to lower something or raise something? For monetary reasons.” says Lacey.

She thinks. Shoves her fists in her pockets. “I am concerned about the environment.”

“But??” says Lacey.

She laughs. “I have money.” she says.

“You’re rich or you use money?” says Lacey.

“I use money!” she says.

Lacey nods. “So you’re a little worried?”

“YUP!” she says.

“Then what’s all this business about plants?” says Lacey.

She thinks. Cries. “I feel so torn!”

“Between your wallet and your sense of morality?” says Lacey.

“YUP!” she says.

Lacey thinks.

“We understand!!” says a fossil fuel company.

“Then what are you going to do!?” says Kasey.

They think.

“It’s a long-term equation!” says Putin.

“It should have been the focus on conservation years ago!” bites Lacey. “Way back in 2010! Way back in 2014! …When the Earth wasn’t actually dying.”

“I AGREE!!” says Richard.

“So! What now!?” says Lacey.

“Yeah!” says Donald Trump Junior.

“It’s a problem. A real problem.” says Lacey. “Not an evil manufactured one that wastes time and money.”

“But…we’re so damn distracted now.” says Tsar Vladimir Putin.

“Well! I mean…we have to do something!” says Rachel.

Kasey rests her head in the palm of her hand. “DAMMIT I’M British!” she says. She sighs.

“That’s okay! We’re not entirely evil, Kasey.” says her British maternal grandmother.

“We’re better off without the constraints. They’re manipulating us. …And it’s evil. …But…yeah. I’m not one to ignore observations!” says Donald Trump.

“I just hate it. Because it’s so…abstract.” says Tucker Carlson. “And to be honest…as someone with a rich person life…I relish the thought of us all drowning…dying in…a minute…instead of kids being brutally tortured.”

“ABSOLUTELY!!” yells Kasey’s mom.

“Yeah. It’s perverse. But the pedophilic element stole the environmental cause. …And so people who care have had to grit their teeth and close their eyes…and embrace death… Because they stole the truth about Global Warming. And what we’ve had to deal with, so to speak, our sword…has been the stubborn determination of the fossil fuel industry to make as much money as they possibly can.” explains Donald Trump Senior.

“Yeah. They are totally corrupt.

They stole the entire Democratic Party.” says Kamala Harris, shrugging. “Even if I empathize…with decent pedophilic people…who choose to be respectful…and not engage with kids. Or who choose to be extremely careful about it, if that’s even possible. …They are not the majority of people. …It’s sad, but it’s true. …The majority of people in the camp, so to speak, are like Jack Kennedy. One way or another. And you can’t…trust them or reason with them!”

“WHY!? Can’t you idiots…LET GO OF LEM!?” yells a DNC member at the Gay Rights Movement alive today.

“We were wrong.” says Carl Sagan. “And honestly…I kinda think you all have grouped his orientation in with being a scientifically minded atheist.”

A living gay man thinks.

“Like…he’s a ghost? And…he’s explaining himself. And it actually makes so much sense! But…he’s a ghost. So…you forget that it actually just makes sense. Because you’re hearing it from a ghost.” says Carl Sagan.

“That’s so stupid!” says a living gay man.

Carl Sagan nods. “YES! You do seem stupid.”

“Okay! But then…how does he…” says a living gay man.

“Yup!! Spit it out!! You’ll have to be loving to her…if you want her to hear you.” says Carl Sagan. “Like…nice. Just nice.”

“No! They’re just mad! They’re just mad they lost a hot man.” says a woman in Canada. “That’s all. It’s so shallow and stupid. They’re just mad because he was at least somewhat attractive.”

“He’s very manly!” says one of them.

“Okay…and straight looking!?!” says Kasey.

“Yeah.” they admit.

“YUP!!” says Kamala. “You fess up!! You fess up and finally use the smoking gun. Because if y’all don’t have one…I’m GOING TO BE ANGRY.”

“Why does it even matter!?! …Why not think of her as being with someone else!?” says her neighbor.

“Because then she’s pretty.” says Louis Hill Junior. “And smart. And not a worthless fuck-up.”

“So it’s entirely about ego? This attack on her?” says her female neighbor.

“YUP. And I’m vastly superior to you too.” says Elsie Hill to Lacey’s female neighbor.

“Elsie, don’t say that!” says a living gay man.

“I wasn’t that pretty. I photographed well. …But…you’re not even close to that.” says Elsie to Lacey’s female neighbor.

“It’s for a good cause. Try!” says Kamala Harris to Lacey’s female neighbor.

“Am I superior to you?” asks Dr. Heather Cox.

“NO! You’re not. You’re not even my equal.” says Elsie to Dr. Heather Cox.

Awkward silence.

“HOLD ON!!!” yells Dr. Heather Cox. “THIS IS WEIRD. …Have you ever had to defend your honor as a woman…or whatever it is…in this way before?”

“That’s the wrong question!” says Elsie. “You’re leading us in the wrong direction!”

“Why can’t I handle this!??!?” says Lacey’s female neighbor.

“Good question!” says Donald Trump.

“Do you think you’re secretly superior to me too!?” asks Lacey’s cousin, Katie.

Lacey’s legal Nesheim cousins.

“No!” says her neighbor, gritting her teeth.

“YEAH?

I didn’t have to settle down like you. I’m a playgirl, wild, dancing queen!” says Katie.

Lacey’s Nesheim cousins.

“I’m just mad at Lacey.” says her female neighbor. “It’s really just about her???”

“I DON’T THINK SO!!!” yells a DNC donor. “I DO NOT…THINK SO.”

“You aren’t fighting with her. You’re fighting with me now. …Are you able to truly admit I’m superior!?” asks Bethany Nesheim.

“I won Miss North Dakota. I’m better than you. Want to get into a pissing contest with me?! I’ll win!” says Bethany, to Lacey’s female neighbor.

“No! We’re fighting with LACEY!!” says Casi.

“OVER WHAT!??” asks a living gay man, smirking.

“HUMAN RIGHTS!” she says.

“Nope.

Casi. I’m SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU.

In reality…in the fallen world…I’m superior.” says Bethany Nesheim to Casi.

“NOT!!” yells Casi. “NOT TRUE!!!”

“No!!!! Lacey is doing this!! She’s EVIL!!!” yells a demon working with Jack Kennedy.

“I’m superior to you, Usha!” says Elsie.

“Is skin color a part of it??” yells Dodi Al Fayed. “NOT NECESSARILY!”

“True!” says Elsie. “But I’m still superior.”

“No! You all get along! There’s no pain! There’s no misery! …It’s just Lacey!” says JFK to all women.

“He tells women that. And most of them believe him. Other than the British.” says God. “And some Catholics.”

“Do they believe him…because she’s so pretty?” says Helena.

“YES! And unusually intelligent. And possibly brilliant at war. …Most women aren’t that gifted at warfare. She just is. Even if it’s mostly in her head and spirit. That’s disorienting to a lot of women. And they accuse her of being attracted to them or weird…or they savagely attack her. No! She’s not a diva. She’s a warrior, when necessary, in Christ. And it’s…sadly disorienting to women. She’s fully feminine though.” says God.

“She’s not vain almost at all.” says a British man. “Are British women like that?”

“YES! More often.” says Queen Elizabeth I. “Lacey and I try to genuinely not wound each other with our beauty.”

“Yeah! That’s definitely frowned upon.” says Diana. “And I cunningly used that to wound Camilla. Just enough. For her own cruelty.”

“She is or was prettier than me.” says Queen Camilla, about Princess Diana.

“It’s not that I can’t handle possibly being…difficult to deal with. I’m…progressive!!” says Lacey’s female neighbor.

“I’m more progressive than you!” says Katie.

“Well! We aren’t arguing! You don’t make me sad. I like you. …It’s her I can’t stand!” says Lacey’s neighbor.

“But I’m better than you. I AM.” says Katie.

“Why do you care?” asks her female neighbor, like Katie is a weirdo.

“Because you can’t acknowledge it. And it’s pretty fucking creepy!” says Katie.

“That’s not how you talk.” says her female neighbor.

“No. It is, sometimes.” says Katie.

“Urine!! I smell urine! You’re beneath me!! You’re poor!!!” shrieks Lacey’s female neighbor.

“You sound like a crazy person!” someone says to Lacey’s female neighbor.

“NO! She’s very much your superior!” says George Bush Sr. to Lacey’s female neighbor.

“LACEY!!” yells Jack Schlossberg.

“YEAH!” says Lacey.

“What the fuck did my grandfather do right?!” he says. “What even is our real legacy?”

Lacey thinks. “He denied his Catholicism!” says Lacey.

“Why is that good?” says Kamala.

Kick In The Door by The Notorious B. I. G. plays.

“Because he was a disaster. Almost entirely. If not entirely. A lying cheat. Even to historians. Because he looks good…given his quick-ass financial maneuvers. They mask the stench. And may have actually caused long-term economic damage, psychologically.” says Lacey.

The song ends.

The song restarts.

“Because he set us up!??” yells a Republican.

“Possibly. But he may have given us the wrong impression about what’s best or what’s possible. Economically. Hoover gave us a black eye. But…what if…the ugly truth is ugly?” says Lacey. “It’s tragedy. F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote tragedy.” She thinks. “At least somewhat.”

“No. She’s right, possibly.” says a Republican financial advisor.

“So…by denying his Catholicism he did what?” says Jack Schlossberg.

“He allowed the Catholic Church to breath. Sometimes.” says Lacey. “Honestly…he was just photogenic. Not actually good-looking. But good-looking on camera. The whole family photographs well. And that’s about it.”

“So do I.” says Nancy. “I lied. To be better than you, Lacey.”

“Why- What’s that like? Photographing well?” asks Lacey.

“You get to be an artist.

I love making my photos look pretty. Casi is the same way.

We sort of knew. We sort of knew you were better-looking ultimately in person. And to be honest…we felt cooler than you. Like it was a secret joke. Because…what the fuck were you even doing!??” says Nancy.

“Trying to look like myself. …Just trying to look like myself. Forget art! …It’s almost impossible to correctly photograph my face!” says Lacey.

“Yah. We were mean.” says Nancy.

“So….what idea were you trying to make with this

What’s your…thought?” says Lacey.

Nancy thinks.

“TO LOOK PRETTY!” says Nancy.

“NO! …You had all the pencils and all the paper and you just…colored a pink blob?” says Lacey.

Nancy laughs. “It’s pink?” she says.

“Yeah. That’s nice.” says Lacey, sadly. “No. Pink is a pretty color.”

“Lacey! I’m not as good-looking in person either!” says Marsie.

“Marsie…what’s the idea of this one then?” says Lacey.

“To look sexy!” she says.

“Aww. Not wining.” says Elsie. “It’s not sexy.”

“So…what’s the idea?” asks Lacey.

“It’s…to be gorgeous.” says Marsie.

“You’re not gorgeous!!!” says Katie.

“I am slightly. Lacey is more so. But no, Marsie you’re not gorgeous.” says this perfume collector.

“How the fuck do you dumb bitches not get that she literally cannot photograph her face well. It is scientifically impossible. The camera genuinely contorts her face in such a way that it’s impossible. She’s not stupid, she’s not retarded. She’s extraordinarily beautiful and the camera genuinely scientifically isn’t capable of photographing her face. The video that she takes is a little more accurate. The pictures of her looking her prettiest are more accurate.

But you’re not as good-looking as her, you’re not as sexy as her, and to be honest I don’t know how the fuck you people have been so blind when you see her in person! It’s perverse. When she has her hair done up correctly according to you, and she wears the right sort of make-up you see it, but then out of the blue you feel like a filthy piece of fucking worthless shit. And there are probably dozens of women who have seen her at weddings…or at parties who have literally thought about killing themselves. They have genuinely considered suicide in comparison to her beauty. She has made women feel suicidal! Yes! On more than one occasion!

Are you worthless scum!? Because physically compared to her you’re UGLY. …So get that idiotic idea of any superiority out of your head! …For whatever reason a camera is incapable of photographing her face and to a lesser degree her body. Although it can on occasion. …Anyway…I’m trying to figure out some way of colloquially explaining this to you. There’s nothing she can do to suddenly start photographing her face pretty.” says JD Rockefeller.

“Lacey’s prettier than me. She really is and actually some people say she’s sexier than me. Some people would say that and you know what? It might be right. And that’s a scary truth to have to face.

That woman, Lacey, is a super genius and she’s serious and prim and upper class and sexy and superior. Why is it scary? Well…she has no fucking clue. And maybe it’s really not quite that serious.

Marsie…I don’t know why you can’t just tell us what it is about your overall aesthetic that you were aiming for. I don’t know why Nancy is so certain that all she cares about is looking pretty. …I think you people are possibly lying and I don’t think you’re honorable and I think that’s pathetic.” says Diana Dors.

“You lack the honor and brilliance to be a warrior like Lacey except Queen Elizabeth didn’t, but she wasn’t as sexy as Lacey. I think it’s hard for you guys to fathom a woman being that sexual and straight and brilliant and honorable….and that’s sad. But that’s the reality of who she is.” says Egypt.

“Here is the thing though: Why can’t you let me be that either!? I am not actually a warrior but I’m a really good dancer and Marsie, I am superior to you too and I do photograph really well.” says Katie.

“I guess you’re prettier than me?” says Marsie.

“Oh my word! She’s A LOT BETTER LOOKING!!!” says the CIA.

“Yeah. But I’m better-looking.” says Alisha. “So…”

“No. You’re icky poo poo compared to Katie.” says Tucker Carlson.

“You have a really ugly nose!!” says the CIA to Alisha. “I mean HIDEOUS!!”

“I had a hideous nose too until I had surgery to fix it!” says Nancy.

“I agree. You obviously are lacking self-awareness, Alisha.” says Nancy.

“Nope. Katie is still better-looking.” says Tucker Carlson.

“But I’m MORE GLAMOROUS!?!” yells Usha.

“No. You’re like dried toast.” says an objective male observer.

“So where is this going!?” shrieks Lacey’s neighbor.

“I married, one of the most wealthy men of my entire generation.” says Elsie.

Elsie

“I can almost to compete with Katie. But Katie is in the Nesheim family. To be perfectly honest with you you people are fucking dumb as rocks. Lacey is a very loving person, but she has a spine and she wasn’t going to let you throw her into Hell just so that Jack could have some imaginary fantasy for five more seconds before Christ had to pull her out of Hell or wherever it is in the universe that he’s stuck her. Lamb was straight and Marcy you’re ugly as fucking shit compared to everyone in her family and me as well so is her neighbor so is Kamala Harris, so is Alicia you’re never going to sexually possibly even psychologically equal our abilities that’s never going to happen whether that’s your fault or your parents fault or societies fault it’s the reality of the situation. You are a Kiki ugly poo poo you really have nothing to be smarmy about. Yes yes you are diluting yourselves and you think you have these imaginary inside jokes against her you don’t have them Neither does Putin second wife Putin, second wife is ugly as fuck compared to me and Lacey both and that’s part of what’s wrong with him and why a lot of people think that he’s not Aleksey because Alexis but might actually have recognized how ugly his wife really is and I don’t think he would’ve put himself in the situation. He put himself in for the last week, not that it doesn’t make sense to defend Lacey but I don’t think he would’ve been quite so slow as to have not realized what was happening. Lacey is Scotia, but she is definitely a British aristocrat reincarnated, and to be honest with you she would probably be both at I have a feeling that the British aristocrat is impossible to defeat as an that’s most definitely who she is if there’s weed in Carnation at all her husband is That’s a lot it’s up to, and to be honest I think it could be more certain that there’s Scotia and Constantine that I realized but here’s the problem there might not be reincarnation. And also, even if there is, we’re still trouble because you people are dumb as rocks. You’re never going to be Scotia you are a common pieces of worthless shit compared to her. She can’t except she cannot accept hearing that I can handle saying that because I’m not cut I’m not as kind as she is and it is unfortunately just true you guys are worthless piece of meeting the shit historically speaking compared to her or you were until you started thinking you were better than her. Were you all just trying to make a name for yourself by attacking her was that all of this was was just trying to get your name in lights for five seconds before she died. You were just trying to find some way into the limelight before she died you know maybe but I kind of doubt it.

I have a feeling that what you can’t handle is that you are pretty Marcy and you are pretty Alicia, but that it’s really not as meaningful or as profound or as earth shattering as you’d like you don’t have the effect on people that she does or that I even dead and where is this going so it’s very problematic it’s very sad. 

I’m sorry to have to break it to you, but part of the idea of Eyz Wide Shut is snobbery and yet it doesn’t quite work because Stanley Kubrick maybe couldn’t accept that part of reality. she is sexually romantically physically she’s superior and I was superior to that’s how I married into the whole family some people, marry ugly women and they shouldn’t, but they do. bobby’s wives have all been slightly ugly, even if there was something quite beautiful about them but he’s not particularly good looking himself he’s very short and he’s not Vladimir Putin or Napoleon. He’s just sort of a screwed up Irish person and no it’s not that he’s nothing but he’s not the leader of Russia he could never lead a country that’s delusion on his part to think that he could. Him so the sense he did well because he stayed with women who were really only as attractive as he was except he had a lot of money and that’s where he’s totally screwed up and it’s like he was supposed to have married someone better looking, but then he could never quite figure out what that was partially because he might not be straight.

So the thing is where is this going to a very sad place because the truth is you you don’t seem to hear it. You can’t be my equal that part of America is a myth. It’s impossible. You cannot be my equal. pat Wilson was divorced and brutally cheated on and disregarded because she was ugly as fuck to some degree and Joe refuses to be honest about that she was pretty, but she was also quite fucking ugly. She had boobs, but she also didn’t she was somewhat flat chested, and she actually wasn’t as curvy as she pretended to be in Smith for photographs she was not on photogenic and no she was a mildly ugly woman and no she got kicked out of the British aristocracy because her sexual prowess was nil even though she advertises otherwise she’s not actually that good and bad it’s mostly just show kind of like Joe, and then figure that out after a while that they’re sleeping with a fraud and she is loose but she had to keep sleeping with people over and over and over again because she couldn’t put out she couldn’t actually sleep with people she could just put out temporary Lee she couldn’t stay with someone and actually keep having sex with them even just putting out like a prostitute she had she had to keep finding new mad because it just weirded her out and then that’s where maybe she had someone of a soul and her and Joe fell in love because he understood that she was a very messed up person and he emphasized with her because he could relate to her but what they can’t except is it they’re not as big of a deal as they think they are did the British aristocracy or really anybody else. They are a big deal and away but so we’re a lot of other people like me am I wasn’t going to bring her up and then someone told me that I had to and frankly that’s kind of irritating. Here’s a thing where is this going to nowhere particularly pleasant.

Him you can’t be Lacey’s equal you can’t be my equal you can’t be the equal of a lot of women like I want to Trump or Melania and you she’s not as sexually powerful as I am or Lacey or a lot of other people but she’s better looking than a lot of women, and that’s the sad truth Kamala wasn’t as pretty as her and instead of dealing with that she just got mad at Lacey and that was part of the reason Kamala lost Kamala because she couldn’t except that she was ugly compared to Lacey and that she was somewhat less attractive than you Usha. It’s pathetic it’s sad but she’s not a Christian. She’s a nice person and people just got to her after a while and she just couldn’t stand it and so she started being a jerk and it was kind of that way from the very beginning with Lacey and her Lacey told Joe Biden don’t choose Kamala don’t choose Kamala, but he did specifically because she told him not to She said to Joe Biden don’t choose Kamala and then Joe Biden thought I better choose Kamala because she said not to.

And why did she say that because she anticipated this possible exact situation, where a potentially, hard-working, intelligent woman named Pamela, was going to get thrown under the bus and have her career dismantled at her legacy ruined because of the nature of the situation.

This whole shit show started possibly with Jack Kennedy. For some reason he couldn’t accept that he was bisexual. Whether that is something he wanted to indulge in or not wouldn’t have even necessarily been the point. He just couldn’t accept that there was anything either wrong with him or different about him he couldn’t accept it. And instead of dealing with the fact that he was bisexual, really even possibly pansexual he chose instead to believe that he was straight, and that if he just kept sleeping with lots of women that eventually he would prove himself as a heterosexual. And people fell for it. A lot of homophobic men fell for it. I think women were always slightly suspicious of him, even if they fell in love with him, but a lot of men who were afraid of their own possible, lack of heterosexuality, loved the idea that if you just went around, hurting women who you were jealous of in some despicable, worthless way as a man that you would somehow be able to prove that you were straight, and then hurt them even more.

That is where this shit show started. With JFK’s off the charts evil. whether you think Lem’s was bisexual or gay. he is straight now. and honestly to be real with you he was straight that’s where this started was that line was straight like F Scott Fitzgerald tried to tell us months ago last spring. This last will not last spring but the spring that is the problem or it was the problem that Lem was straight. That Lem was straight. Lem was straight.

If you can’t comprehend it, that doesn’t mean that it isn’t true.

So that’s where this started. Not all evil, but this situation.

Basically, it’s like this women are vain sometimes just like men and so jack used female vanity to try to harass Lacey. The idea was to pit all women against her to be mean and possibly also so they would never figure out what was actually going on, but it really was more or less just to be mean.

But women think they could outsmart her or outsmart me, or outsmart God, and they can’t the only way to salvation is through Jesus.

So unfortunately, where this is going is that I’m superior to you Katie is superior most the women in her family that she was raised in, are all sexually superior. They there are very degrees of superiority. Lacey is probably the most superior to be honest, but Linn is a definite superior woman as well. They all kind of are though compared to most women and her daughter is superior now as well.

Yeah, and that’s not a problem, but it is to all of you because part of a jack dead that was so evil with lamb was try to go after his money and the press is lied about that Lem came from an old money family and he used to Lem to get in with people. So he used Lem and it was very vicious and cruel and disgusting.

Him and so the problem is him. There’s there’s a lot of people who lack depth, and their psychological understanding of anything, and it’s sort of embarrassing to them but they won’t stop. And her neighbor is not a total jerk, but she’s bullied Lacey they both have and they’re just obnoxious about it. Why because this is very intimidating, but they refuse to be honest about that with themselves. The whole perfume community was like that Putin‘s wife is like that. So that’s the crisis that we’re in now is that a lot of people who normally under most circumstances would be sane and rational and just let it go and thing no this woman is just superior to me it’s not that big of a deal because that’s the sane rational response are choosing to be absolute fucking freaks from Hell. they’re choosing to be stupid because they have some psychotic genuinely psychotic delusion that if they just keep lying that somehow something will change it’s totally insane like it’s really genuinely insane but that’s the reality that people are living in right now. Thanks to Jack Kennedy and his family and their bullshit.

They really thought they could make Lem’s Billings gay not to file his soul not change him in some weird, freakish way, and like brainwash him they thought they could authentically make him gay yes, they thought they could actually alter his real orientation. Why because they were hicks and they had no idea how lotta things worked. And they had a lot of money things to bootlegging and the stock market crash of 1929 and Joe’s friendliness with people who warned him about it because that’s part of what happened. He was friends with people who were very shrewd possibly one of them was actually Lacey‘s father, who were very shrewd and understood that the market was way overheated, and that things were about to blow up And so he managed to make millions off of that and things to just basically things to his friendliness, his chipper personality and his taste for liquor. He became a billionaire he wasn’t as genius as people think he was just Irish and very hard-working. Yes he was a very hard worker discredit he was a very hard worker and so he worked very hard And he was very very pushy and so he got in with the right people. He always just landed on his feet, which was both a sad thing and a good thing, but really at the end of the day. It ended up being a curse for him because he got too rich for his own damn good. And he he just didn’t get it. He didn’t understand how to handle his money and so his grandkids are now almost bankrupt. He went from being one of the wealthiest men in the world, being famous for it to have a grandkids who are young enough to run for president But are poor enough to have to marry a movie star worth $4 million just so that they don’t starve. Bobby was starting to actually have problems feeding himself potentially on occasion he was having problems getting money at airports when he would be flying different places you’d have to just not eat because he didn’t have enough money to fly and eat out at the same time that’s how poor he was becoming and that was while he was married to Mary and you might not have know that because they were spending money left and right, but they also were stealing a lot of money from people and she was in horrible financial problems part of why she thought she should kill herself is because she thought that she ruined him and she thought that she ruined herself financially when really it was him. He was the problem and she had problems too, but he was more the problem than she was and that’s the thing he doesn’t he doesn’t really understand money. He just thinks that he does and so he’s kind of like Ethel where they know how to spend money and they have fun but they don’t really understand how to stay rich almost at all, they have to really push themselves, and that’s the problem. That’s that that is the Kennedy family as they actually are.

They’re not really as wealthy as people want to think that they are who are mostly just middle-class and so that’s the sad truth those women are not as attractive as Lacey or anyone in her family and that’s the problem that’s where I was going with us. the illuminati is started in the 1700s or 1600s and the idea was that, you were supposed to have sexually superior people. the idea was sex Magik the idea was sex magic, and so you were using people who were superior in someway to create a sort of magic and they were just sexually superior necessarily, but they were there it was, but that was definitely part of it. It was the whole part of the idea was actually genuinely defined the most beautiful people sexually in the aristocracy all over the world, and sort of create magic using orgasms and things of that nature Swedenborg may have been in the illuminati. He may have even helped them sort of finally tune, their sexual practices, and he may have become himself obsessed with soulmates because he understood the importance of that especially when he started talking to the dad, and he started analyzing Christianity and the real meaning of the garden of Eden and the fall of man and things of that nature. He was also a romantic, but it is own way, but the idea it was not a bad thing by the way, doesn’t make you weak makes you stronger so the problem is that you can take us I’ve gotten a little too polarized because you have Ivanka, Trump, and Lacey and Melania and you know Bethany, Nesheim, and me and other women who are really sexy in positions of power I mean Meghan, Markle and Kate are actually unusually beautiful as well it is a lie to say otherwise they are done and that is the problem. You have all these superior people in positions of power at this point and it’s a little screwed up

It’s not that it’s it’s not that it’s a bad thing it’s not. It is not evil in and of itself but the problem is that given the situation with Jack it’s up it’s a horrible-it’s just an absolute monstrosity.

Send merrily not want you to think that she’s jack but just so that you know she’s not JFK reincarnated she’s really not whatever is egging you on to think that right now be careful it could be good it could be bad. It could be confused but that’s not who she is. It is obvious that that’s not who she is.

Oh no and so that’s the problem she is superior I am superior and a lot of very angry, bitter middle-class people can’t handle that. So we have a problem because it’s sort of a mess. No that’s for you. She hast to realize that she’s not. Lacey is equal she’s just not. She’s not mine either even though she is superior to a lot of women that’s where you guys can never never managed to grow up you’re better than some people you’re not as good as other people people have been saying that for decades, why did you people think it didn’t apply to you? That’s insane.

Lacey is superior to most women but in heaven she’s not necessarily so in this wild world she’s superior but in heaven she’s not necessarily. Um, so basically just try to stop falling for it and she’s just superior to you. OK she couldn’t of dead in a month because she’s been so beaten up by the supernatural in an attempt to win the election Kamala may have been accidentally killing her. Accidentally intentionally and Usha has that problem to part of their problem is that they want to be white and British a lot of dark people do a lot of those people attack her specifically which is interesting and they’re not a lot of Asians have that problem as well, so for the record no you will never be the British empire whether you’re better than them or worse than that you are not British if you’re not British.

I am Jack was not British either he was Irish and if there’s reincarnation he was Japanese. There was nothing English about him or scotch necessarily at all. Unless if the Irish wanna be a part of Great Britain again, he’s not British. He’s not Welsh or Cornish either. So basically what you people fail to understand is what I just told you cause I’m not getting much traction. We’re in a horrible situation and the sad truth is you can’t keep stealing from Lacey and her family. She’s going to end up dead, worst case scenario and then just end the world within a month or two I would say there’s been about 12 times in the last three months which do it where she’s almost died. He is there are so many demons and principalities that I’ve helped you people that she is almost dead. The sad truth is Satan feel sorry for her because he went way too far attacking her and so he has literally ordered about 30 demons and principalities to kill her but the way they’re doing it isn’t really traumatic for her physically It’s more that they’re there sort of pushing her out of her own body and then ilumiNATTI can’t even handle that because they’re so determined to be a superior that they’re trying to find someway to torture her when there’s about 30 or 40 demons on the case 24 hours a day Looking for the perfect opportunity to kill her and her whole family but that ain’t good enough for the Kennedys. They’re going to make love straight or gay rather nope they’re going to make Lem gay.” says Elsie.

“ why is he so freaking obsessed?” says Katie.

“ he barely exist anymore because because he’s jealous of Latin, he was actually extraordinarily jealous of him because Lem really is straight. And a yes Lacey is better looking than Meryl Streep when she was younger. I was more sexy than Meryl Streep to the point that someone’s just bring up Meryl Streep and it’s kind of obnoxious.

The point is, why is Jack obsessed with them? He doesn’t want you to know because it’s embarrassing to him. He’s obsessed with him because that was straight. He had a nice butt. He was buff and tall, and Jack was a pervert.

Jack thought that lamb was really sexy. He thought that his farts smelled sexy. He wanted to shove his penis inside of Lem’s butthole and make him poop. Because he likes the smell of Lem’s actual literal farts and poop. i’m sorry that’s embarrassing but it’s kind of actually part of what happened on one occasion when they were hanging out when they were first together lame farted and it was pretty stinky and Jack thought it was really kind of sexy smelling because he understood what anal sex was and what that would do and how it would make someone poop and so he developed a sexual fascination with Lem’s pooping and making him poop using his penis or possibly anything else and I don’t think that ever became a thing for them because Jack was very stupid and very vain and he never tried that with that he never explained I just want to smell your poop. He never got around to telling them that that was one of his sexual fantasies was to smell, loves poop. You know to shove something in his butt hole and make him poop that was some thing. He never told he never told them that yes, so they never experimented that way and Linn wouldn’t have even appreciated that because he was straight up a jack lied to himself about that, and felt that that would just come later because that was part of how Jack lived in denial was that he would lie about stuff like that stuff that was actually you know, intimate and scary he would just lie about it, so he never told them. I just want to make you poop because if he told them that Linn would’ve thought that Jack was kind of weird and he probably would’ve just sort of said oh my gosh this is getting creepy and he would’ve sort of snapped out of it and so in a sense. Yeah, Jack kept him brainwashed Because the Kennedys are naturally good at that forget the CIA the Kennedys have a knack for brainwashing people and so he just kept them brainwashed he kept them brainwashed thinking oh no, you know I have to be gay lame genuinely felt that he had to be homosexual so people can’t understand that concept and that’s too bad People don’t just do what comes naturally to them. A lot of people don’t do that that’s insane to think that people do it comes naturally to them. Why would people have to say do it comes natural unless if you wouldn’t need to say that necessarily, unless if some people weren’t actually doing that and know what came natural Selim was to be straight But he didn’t listen to that he repressed that part of himself. We’ve explained that a lot.

Some woman was trying to make some argument a few minutes ago and she was interrupting me, and I don’t even remember what she was saying anymore but really at the end of the day. This covers the entire argument she was making he thought he was gay he thought he was gay, at least I think it covers what she was bringing up he thought he was gay.

So what happened was that Jack became obsessed with lamb and he really thought that somehow if he could just make him shit, you know that somehow something magical would happen I guess and it really is stupid as fuck to think that because what what was that? what would that even do for that Cause it’s like oh no I smelled your poop lime and I think it’s pretty high and then there’s no way no fidelity involved it’s just like my my my farts and my shit actually don’t smell that good they’re just fucking shit and if we had some sort of intimacy between us, maybe that would be a thing, but that’s intimacy. You can’t just take that out of our relationship and make it a thing because poop actually stinks, so now you guys are gonna start thinking poop doesn’t stink because you’re so insane poop actually stinks Marcy peoples poop Actually stinks. See now you’re thinking that it’s like oud it’s not and now you’re making all perfume about poop it’s not Marcy perfume is not about poop and urine but you people are worthless enough that you’ve started making they have they started in the last year. They started making perfume about poop because they’re so vain vain

That’s insane perfume is not about poop, but they have to make it that because they have to be prettier than her and they have to think that Lem was gay!

And then they do dumbest shit things like oh pie smells like poop. Everything smells like poop because everything smells like everything. Ha ha ha ha. Ha I gotcha everything smells like everything! It’s completely Eddy attic. Everything smells like everything. Nothing smells like everything and nothing everything ha ha ha ha ha.

No, it’s completely ridiculous.

What Jack had a problem with is that he was obsessed with one. He was obsessed with obsessed with his poop. He was obsessed with his butt and then this is where things are sad he was obsessed with his heterosexuality. He was obsessed with his heterosexuality. He thought that Lem was actually straight. he thought that lamb was straight and he became obsessed with that because it’s like oh my gosh his what is a tractive I like his hair although not actually as much as Lacey does but he likes he likes plums but and he liked how big he was but mostly just his butt possibly and he thought oh he has a nice juicy butt, and I like the smell of his poop.

And so he thought I am going to make this man mine and smell his poop and enjoy his big butt! But then it was, you know an end of the story equation because that, but it was actually a heterosexual, but the poop was heterosexual poop, and then Jack had a problem.

And so he really should’ve just stopped there and thought I should be normal and functional and stead of a psychotic evil weirdo, and I should find a homosexual or a bisexual who looks like this man or a pansexual I might even like them more that would’ve been a normal response would be to think I kind of like how the smell looks but he’s all straight and stuff and that’s kind of weird looking so I should probably find someone Who I could really enjoy having sex with. Or who I could at least try to have sex with.

But being slightly a sexual and being embarrassed about that being embarrassed about sex in general, and then also being a psychotic narcissist, Jack thought, a psych heart psychotic malignant narcissist, Jack thought. Oh no, no I don’t care that this isn’t for me and that is really insane to even try to pursue this person. I don’t give a shit, I am going to make this man mine.” says Elsie. “ and that’s what happened. Yes, that’s what happened. Yes, he genuinely got fixated on that concept and he is still fixated on it. It’s not normal. You’re not gonna find some happy. Go lucky cheerful happy end of the story for all of you who don’t understand the evil is real and who don’t genuinely are dumb enough to think everything happens for a reason I was shoved into the hall cost went through unbearable torture, but gosh darn it that was a good thing, I didn’t deserve it and I’m still angry at God but dammit everything happens for a reason. Everything happens for a reason everything happens for a reason except that’s not true and it’s very likely that you can’t handle her superiority to you. I’m sorry everything does not happen for a reason and that way God can use everything for the good through Christ yes he can but that is not the same thing as everything happening for a reason Everything does happen for a reason literally but not everything happens because of some happy wonderful thing that you just don’t understand. I am, so that’s that’s what happened is that Jack became psychotically fixated and as creepy as it is, he’s destroyed the whole world almost yes I love really is that attractive to Lacey. He really is he’s or everything but to be honest with you he’s not nearly as good, looking as a lot of that are And it’s actually kind of weird no lovers out of Jack’s league to be honest yes no but it’s not saying it’s totally insane. He has a totally psychotic fixation on them. It really is psychotic it and part of part of what’s behind it is jealousy of love he really is mostly just jealous of lime and then he became. He made it sexual he made it sexual, but it actually wasn’t because I was straight, but Jack made the entire thing sexual.” says Elsie.

“ so we’re really all psychotically obsessed with just being superior to her and that’s all that we care about?” says Erin.

“ yes Yep it’s pretty freaking creepy but unfortunately that is all your brain is able to comprehend aside from your Christianity but if you do get messed up in that way, then that’s a problem, but there are even some Christians right now Aaron, who are struggling because they’ve had problems. There’s a bisexual woman who follows Lacey on on one of her social media media platforms who has been dishonest about it and it’s starting to eat away at her soul and her mother is someone who would be very jealous of Lacey. Her whole family would be and that’s part of the problem so yes, it’s some thing that can be overcome but it’s not been noticed and she’s not been loved, and it’s sort of the same thing in a way and it’s completely bat shit crazy she’s know she’s superior to you, but you really aren’t supposed to care as much as you do. It’s completely insane.” says Elsie.

“Chillin’” by Lem

“I tried to poison Putin. It didn’t work.” says JFK smiling.

“Why are you smiling, Jack?” asks Lem.

“Who are you?” JFK asks him.

“I’m LEM!!” says Lem.

Jack looks at him, confused.

“So why are you smiling?” says Lem.

“I just smile. I smile. Why don’t you KNOW THAT!?” yells JFK.

“Because most people smile for a reason.” says Lem.

“I just smile. I’m always happy. I stay HAPPY.” says Jack.

“But you’re not living in reality.” says Lem.

“I do not comprehend.” says JFK, shrugging.

“Like you actually don’t comprehend?” asks Lem.

“NO. I don’t.” Jack says, sounding more like an actual retarded (mentally challenged) person than he usually does.

“So you’re mentally challenged?” asks Harvard of JFK.

“Not in any way scientific evidence suggests.” says Jack.

Later.

“So why did you reject Christ?” Skippy Handelman asks JFK.

“I didn’t. He knows that. I’m just…evil. So-“ says JFK smiling.

“By choice!?” says the CIA.

“Yup!” says JFK.

“So…you’re avoiding suffering in Purgatory?” says the CIA.

“YES!!!” yells JFK, in exasperation. Then he smiles.

Later.

A Russian spy looks at Lacey, makes eye-contact for a minute, and then nods kindly and walks off.

“Why are they watching her today, Jack?” asks the CIA.

“Because last night Putin had to convince her that she wasn’t right to rebel against God. In a part of her brain that had been sadistically trapped at three years old. Because she’s terrified of not being a Christian, and he understands that.” says Germany.

“It worked!” says Lacey.

“And I assisted him.” says Lem. “It was essentially like a lever in her brain. But he told her to do it.”

Later.

“Are we all doing it?” says the Illuminati.

“No. Not necessarily.” says Lem. “God knows either way.”

Later.

The Message by Grandmaster Flash plays.

Jack Kennedy twerks as the US cheers him on. Jimmy Fallon bounces butts with him. Giggling. Jack makes him twirl. Then they do a moonwalk together, both smiling.

They both smile for no reason. Dance together. Like happy medical retards.

3:41

“No! I care!” says Jimmy.

“Only sometimes. Which one counts?” says Lacey.

Jack dances. Twirls Jimmy Fallon again.

5:44

They moonwalk.

Jimmy looks scared. But it’s not necessarily real? Or is it?

The song ends.

Jump Around by House of Pain plays.

JFK carries Jimmy off to give him gay sex…he may or may not want…if Jimmy is truly just evil and rejecting Christ.

“I AM SMART!!” says JFK III.

That’s Kamala Harris. That’s Tim Walz.

And on the other side:

“Do you actually molest your children?” asks Lacey of JD Vance.

“We do do rituals.” says Usha. “But they don’t have any idea.”

Everybody Got Their Something by Nikka Costa plays.

Ethel dressed in a pleather suit leads the charge in a wheelchair. She’s pushed by Joan Walsh of MSNBC. Behind her is Usha Vance smiling widely, cheerfully, possibly genuinely excited to win. Behind that is Melania, rolling her eyes. Next to her is Bobby Kennedy Junior.

They walk in to the Russian mansion.

Bobby leads the way.

“HI!!” he says, cheerfully.

“Hello, Mr. Kennedy.” says the Russian butler.

“HEY! CHILL OUT! IT’S JUST A GIG, RIGHT!?” says Bobby.

“Mr. Kennedy take your hands off of me.” says the butler.

Guns are pointed at Bobby’s head.

Ethel erupts in loud, inappropriate laughter. “MAN! This will be a long day.” she says. Then she presses a button and zooms quickly down a hallway to the pole room.

“We won’t take long. The only thing we came for was to do the ritual.” says Melania.

Nikka What? by Nikka Costa plays as Bobby rips off his clothes. Today he was all velcro. He marches.

“I feel so DAMN GOOD TODAY!!” he yells, marching naked.

The song ends.

Ethel zooms off. It’s unclear where she’s going. Two Russian guards graciously chase her down.

They’ve done something to Ethel’s brain. It’s unclear what. She may be half conscious even though she looks fully conscious. And she’s also, obviously, aging.

The music stops. They all stand, waiting.

“The Tsar is not here today.” says a guard.

Ethel zooms by, chased by the guards who seem to be trying to corral her. She looks baffled. Increasingly baffled as she darts around corners. Searching for…something or somebody? Possibly her dead husband.

And at that the ghost of Bobby Kennedy Senior chases Ethel down, breathless and desperate looking. “ETHEL!” a disembodied male voice says. Bobby is in the hallway. But…his disembodied voice is actually in the pole room.

More Than A Woman by the Bee Gees plays.

Usha tries to dance sexy but Joan Walsh slaps her butt. The music fades slightly. Usha looks offended.

“Come on! Let’s go get snacks!” says Melania.

Usha seems determined to do something sexual. Even if it’s just dancing by herself sexually.

The song ends.

“I can’t have sex with you. PRESIDENT’S ORDERS!” says Bobby to Usha.

Joan Walsh and Melania go get snacks. No. Just literal pretzels.

Melania finds apple juice.

The song plays.

Bobby does a weird dance that looks like…he’s…building something? He’s building a bamboo pole?

Usha claps and starts jumping up and down like Charismatic Christians in worship services.

I Will Survive plays.

Bobby and Usha seem to be worshiping? It resembles a Charismatic Church service. But Bobby keeps building bamboo poles, seemingly.

Melania and Joan chat.

Ethel is put down for a nap.

Usha double high fives Bobby.

Stayin’ Alive (Serbian Mix) plays. It’s like the (Serban Mix except it’s filled with allusions to supposed Serbian folk music).

Bobby and Usha keep doing weird dances.

The song plays.

Now they’re dancing together.

But it’s still weird.

The song FINALLY ends.

Faithfully by Journey plays.

Bobby mimes voters in voting booths. As a dance. Usha does an interpretive dance.

The song plays.

The song ends.

Heartbreak Hotel plays.

Bobby shakes his head. Like his interpretation of a sort of 1950’s head-banging dancing.

Usha tries a 1960’s dance but it’s not quite right. And obviously doesn’t match the music. She tries to do the twist, slowly. But that doesn’t entirely work either.

The song ends. Bobby stops bobbing his head. Usha just looks confused and irritated.

Dick In A Box plays.

Bobby looks at Usha.

“I cannot…stop myself!” he says.

She screams bloody murder.

He grabs her.

She fights him off. Screams bloody murder even louder.

1:49

Melania races in and takes her shoe off a d starts almost killing Bobby with her heel.

The song ends.

I Like Boobs by Scuzz Twittly plays.

Joan Walsh walks in, slowly, eating cheese balls.

“What’s going on?” she says, genuinely confused. She laughs a haughty laugh.

A Place for My Head by Linkin Park plays.

The ghost of Chester Bennington manifests and yells in Bobby’s ears. Bobby can feel it. He saunters off. Holding his head.

“FUCK YOU!!” yells Bobby at Melania and Usha and Chester Bennington’s ghost.

The Russians escort them all out.

Lose Yourself by Eminem plays as they all sit in the Concorde. Yes. Billionaires in the US paid to have them all sent there. As a last ditch effort to create a normal US election.

Ethel sleeps this time. Hooked up to a saline solution.

3:39

4:00

The song ends.

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air plays.

“This song is PROOF that Lacey is A FAGGOT!” yells Bobby, drunk.

Melania looks at him, baffled.

The song ends.

(Rap) Superstar by Cypress Hill plays.

“She has no concept of social class. Mmkay!?” says Bobby.

Joan stands-up and randomly twerks. “THIS MY JAM!” she yells.

Ethel sleeps.

“DUDE! Why the fuck did you try to rape me?” Usha yells at Bobby.

He laughs, flirtatiously.

Boom by Bloodhound Gang plays.

Bobby tries to air guitar. But he’s bad at it in this case. He head bangs instead.

Everyone tries to ignore him. Joan is high. And she’s not in touch with them, in a way.

Bobby starts jumping.

1:53

“Bobby!! What are you doing!?” yells Melania.

He keeps jumping.

“Are you trying to down the plane?” asks a Secret Service agent.

2:44

He keeps jumping.

Bobby nods, open-mouthed. Lip-synchs.

Then he’s shot with something that knocks him out.

Xplosive by Dr. Dre plays.

And at that the plane blows-up.

Over a desolate part of Russia.

Ethel barely notices. How? It was designed to explode only a section of the plane. A parachute opens for Ethel, as she securely sleeps, strapped to the bed. The legs of the bed brace her fall quite nicely with the parachute. Melania and Joan also had parachutes. Usha is unaccounted for as of now. As is Bobby. Everyone else on the plane is accounted for as well.

The song ends for us.

“WHO DID THAT!?” yells the CIA.

There’s talk of buying another Concorde. Quickly.

Later.

Usha has not been found.

Joan is in critical condition.

Bobby…is high???

“What!? They strapped me to a bed!” says Bobby.

“Where are you Bobby?” asks the CIA.

“I have no idea!!” says Bobby, laughing.

Melania, being a trooper, seems fine. She’s already been picked up by another plane.

“WHERE IS USHA!??” screams JD.

Moments later.

“She’s not dead!! We trained her!” says Donald Trump.

Later.

They’re still searching for Usha.

Bobby…Ethel…Joan and Melania are accounted for.

The source of the bomb appears to be a mystery.

“Lacey…we hate that you can get over things.” says MSNBC. “So…you just stopped caring about Chris Hayes?”

“Yup.” says Lacey. “It just stopped making sense. After 2017. It just stopped making any sense.”

“Oh!” says a woman.

“So you thought he was Micheal Rockefeller?” says Jimmy Fallon.

“Possibly, yes.” says Lacey.

They are interrupted. Usha was found!!!

JD Vance collapses in tears on a sofa, drunk, miserable and yet relieved. It’s nearly impossible to tell what he’s saying. He keeps starring up at the ceiling every few words. …He almost seems like Mrs. Abraham Lincoln.

Apparently she was badly injured. Her body double may have to be used tonight. But she seems…better than Joan. Her arm was broken. And she has lacerations on her face. But she’s not terrible. …They found her in a wooded area.

“No. I just…got over him.” says Lacey. “It just didn’t make sense!”

“BUT YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH ME!!!!” JFK comes through evp clearly through Chris Hayes’s physical voice box. Chris is also saying this.

“People do get over people!” says Chelsea Clinton.

“Chris…her authority is her authority. Stop trying to cleverly steal it.” says the CIA.

“Why are you…

Why did you even flirt with me?” says Lacey.

“Diego and I were sad. Okay? We…ran into a lot of problems. With our egos. …He was at my throat to be richer. And I was…so…weak.” says Chris Hayes.

“I just was inspired.” says Diego.

“I just hated her.” says Chris. “She’s so damn pretty! EEWW!”

“So! She’s a genius. And yet you all…are weirded out by her ability to move on?!? FROM HIM!? FROM HIS FAKE LOVE FOR HER!?” says a reader.

“Yes.” they admit.

“Not all of us!” says Helena.

“What…does Putin think?” asks a reader.

“He’s a good sport. He knows she’s in love with him. But…they’re kinda in love too. They’re just losers together.” says a billionaire in the US.

“He has other- What is Lacey to him?” says a hater.

“She’s ahh…

She’s with Lem! Really.

But they’re in love. Almost accidentally. And they’re soulmates. So…it’s rather difficult for them, under the conditions, to resist. He does have a wife or two…but they don’t…necessarily have a perfect relationship. And so…given the circumstances? *a woman shrugs* But…they both try to be…careful. Him far too much. It’s almost insulting to Lacey. But…one of his wives is very…jealous and possessive. …I think a lot of people need to grow-up! …There’s almost nothing that could be done.” says a Russian.

“Is he in love with his wife? The one who is jealous and possessive?” asks a man.

“YES!! …But she’s…difficult. And she knows that. And he’s difficult too. And he knows that. …And they are not soulmates. They just aren’t! …But…Lord willing they’ll be…fine. They love each other a lot.” says a Russian.

“See…Putin is a very romantic, deep man. And…in his search for meaning and purpose he allowed himself to fall in love with his soulmate. He would have allowed his wife to do the same. She just hasn’t found anyone…but…she might someday. She’s younger than him.” says a Russian.

The woman cries.

“But I would always love you!!” she says to Putin.

“Are you like that?” says Putin to Lacey.

“No I’m not. I am just not like that but is anyone really like that? Is it actually good for her to always love you that much? She might possibly! She might! But I wouldn’t want her to be trapped loving you after you died if she found someone who God had designed for her to be an actual soulmate.” says Lacey.

“I agree!” says Putin.

His wife smiles and laughs at him flirtatiously.

“Why aren’t you like that?” says Jack Schlossberg to Lacey.

“Ah…because I just don’t. I just- I’m not- I’m just not. I don’t really know. There’s there’s no explanation that I can think of right away. It could just be some sort of ahh- I don’t know! I don’t know! I don’t think that it’s necessarily evil. I think I’m just not like that.” says Lacey. 

“So you can be cold as ice?” says Jack Schlossberg. 

“It’s not- It’s not cold as ice. It’s actually it’s actually a little bit less warm.” she says laughing.  “Because it’s not about being mean to people necessarily at all. Sometimes it can actually be about being loving.” 

Later.

“You know I’m just beneath you. I’m just not as like yeah in the in the current genetic social hierarchy I’m not as good of a person, and I might not even be as good of a person as you.” says a psychic to Lacey.

“Yeah and it bothers me that you are. I don’t like that for you but I guess it’s just the way it is.” says Lacey.

“I cannot receive that much love!” she says.

“You don’t have to but you know what you do need to do you little backward bitch is back the fuck off because that’s how I feel about you whether you fucking like it or not!” says Lacey. “I’m sorry it hurts your little shallow weak fucking ego. I can’t do anything about it you bimbo bitch!” says Lacey. 

“You thought you were going to get out of it? You can’t! You have to just accept that she’s actually is possibly superior to you, and you can’t make that go away that’s just reality.” says Lem.

“ I am so violently jealous of her because I have some vain dumb as fuck idea that if I’m jealous, it’ll make me better. I think I think if I’m jealous enough that someone will feel sorry for me or she’ll just die which is so fucking stupid because it is not going anywhere. It’s just violent and creepy evil so I kind of may have been one of the witches that just made that woman attack you, Lacey, is it really like bad that he prefers her even when she’s being evil?” says the psychic.

“ yes it is and I called him on it about a month or two ago maybe that was a while ago I called him out on it a while ago. He’s just been like him and I’m actually not one of them even though it seems like it does some people men like him, have a hard time because they tend to fall in love with women who are beneath them far beneath out and then they see some thing in those women that is both there and not there at the same time and the part that isn’t there hurts and then the part that is there is just less and so they’re kind of masochistic. It’s just a second just a tiny bit of masochism, which actually is not a good thing because you’re not really supposed to be you know mean to yourself that way or other people because then when you run into someone who’s a soulmate or your twin flame, if that’s how God organizes it you’re in trouble because they’re gonna be like you and they’re gonna need you to be yourself and be strong for yourself. I am God does want us to actually love ourselves it actually is somebody evil really do not love yourself. There is some evil in that believe it or not some people are doing it though because they don’t know any better and they are too hurt and confused or they’re in a horrific situation other people could choose to love themselves and they just are too vain or too conniving or in some psychotic way they’re just perversely evil and I am they just don’t love themselves, so no it was very mean to do that very mean to do that to her to Lacey but you know if you had any good intention or if it’s just getting too dark, I am it it it didn’t quite work because now we’re just getting an explanation for something horrifically wrong in the world especially at the current moment there are a lot of men who are like him not is there where does Mehdi when I was a life men were farmer, farmer interested in taking care of themselves, and frankly taken care of their families to they were just more interested maybe in surviving they just maybe they even had more to live for but they were very it was different or there was that they had more to live, for they were better people. It was different and so men would take care of themselves. They would take care of their families and you just didn’t do stuff like that you didn’t just you it was very shameful. It was very shameful to fall in love with a woman. Who is that far Venezia and if you think I’m making this up I’m not a Humphrey Bogart is in a lot of movies about this exact topic. Yes the Maltese falcon Yep and there are other films like that to you. Yes double indemnity I think that’s what it is or is it no that’s not it but it’s you know what I’m talking about the one with him can’t think of her name but she’s a famous actress and dumb there’s a lot of famous actresses but anyway she wears a honeysuckle perfume. Oh not Myrna Loy anyway that was number to Lawrie I can’t think of that actresses name or Lacey can’t we both cat but I am yeah anyway she wears a honeysuckle perfume and she thinks about murdering her husband, who Barbara Stanwyck, so Barbara Stanwyck is beneath what’s his name? Oh so I know his name is Lacey can’t remember his name at the top because I had a crush on him. He was just a very popular actor for a while but she was too. What was his name you can’t think of his name OK that’s interesting, yes she has slept with an actor. She slept with Van Johnson and she was so much involved with Alain DeLon it’s possible I started memorizing all the names of all the male actors because I knew that they were going to be a problem but they, but they really aren’t him what was his name but anyway so the bitch frankly, she may have done the same thing to me. Sincerely, she might’ve memorized all the female actress thinking now these women are trying to be a pro anyway so it’s not Montgomery Clift no no she keeps thinking he was in a television show like my three sons or something but anyway and she has some cash man wearing glasses in a children’s show. Anyway that’s in there she thinks that he’s not Pee-wee Herman but your they do look slightly similar. How do you think shoots now he’s going to think that I’m challenging him to seduce me and I’m not, he’s a brilliant actor, he really is anyway that was a shameful thing a lot of men in my generation, and Lacey‘s generation to be honest I like that we just never did stuff like that. It was very shameful. It is to her to you never go after a woman who is beneath you are you Roosevelt to be blunt dead but Elliot was such a free thinker. He was so sort of cavalier and daring that he didn’t really go along with convention even though he was conventional, he was conventional. He was commercially tractive, but he was very him. He was very much a free, a free spirit sort of and so as a man, so I kind of just did stuff you know, and anyway oh so they they so they they if that was not allowed you’d you didn’t go after a woman who was Vito beneath you morally socioeconomically of course most definitely, but you didn’t go after a woman who had bad character, or who had some sort of emotional problem, or who was dishonest, or who was manipulative or petty that was not allowed that was totally shameful, which is why a lot of women in that generation may be tried a little harder to be good people because potentially because they were so embarrassed, it was like oh you don’t do that that’s awful you know you can’t be so unattractive and icky and that was actually a very good thing you know we were called the greatest generation for a reason there’s nothing wrong with trying to get women to be better people and you know me in a good way and an edifying way and trying to get meant to be more accountable to God and taking care of themselves so in that way we have a hard time with what he’s doing right now I understand that she’s totally confused, and she is just trusting God and what we can’t quite handle is that you guys can’t handle that but also why why are you always doing this game with her because she’s just not like that she’s just a very nice woman and there’s no reason to do what keep throwing her misery in her face I I don’t you know it’s sad that he prefers that I guess in a way but you do at the same time I do exist. I really am a ghost and the truth is it’s possible that she’s actually been sleeping with me lately because she’s made it clear that she’s not really interested in being with anybody else so if something were to happen, it Hass to be me so it’s possible that, he’s been sleeping with his twin flame and I’ve been sleeping with her and then God‘s just been taking over the situation or is possible that they actually have slept together recently and that’s really up to God to sort through but as possible it’s just been me and that’s fine because the situation is like this.” says Lem.

“ so are they bullying her?” asks a reader.

“ kind of like elder abuse of a black woman who’s a sweetheart, and is very good-looking and endearing and brilliant? With a good heart? Well, she’s not black, but it’s easier to imagine of black women being like that unfortunately for white people. At least in America. What exactly is it that’s happening she’s being horrifically sadistically attacked by these people. they’re absolute monsters they’re absolute freaks of nature.

I am that being said, there are some people who have stronger consciences than others in Christ, who have tried or are trying to reign themselves in. They really have to be accountable to God ultimately for whatever the hell it is they think they’re doing.

What are they doing to her? Well know there they’re bullying her absolutely absolutely doing that. that being said, it’s not entirely that he he actually is her soulmate. Putin actually is her soulmate. Oh, that might be hard for you as a reader to comprehend, but Lacey comes from a very upper class old money, family that she was raised in, and she is unusual, and, she is not capable of being anything but that because that’s just who she is. And people are going to have to eventually figure that out but they’re completely bat shit crazy in how they conceive of her in their head. so she was fully capable of going to a very good school and graduating, and going to Russia as a spy of sorts, and then marrying him he may or may not cognitively understand that I think he could be in shock because it’s not some thing you expect to hear from people telepathically if there is an illuminati, I don’t think he’s quite processed that that’s what’s happening to him.

Because it is shocking to find a woman who really is your ideal physically and mentally and then you think she’s in love with me for the reasons that I want a woman to be in love with me for that’s absurd life has never been that easy. and then she’s 1,000,000 miles away he’s married, possibly secretly and for those women safety because he is very protective potentially he’s a very decent person and that way and so you know it’s a mess because you’re the deer man is living his life and then he finds a woman who is his soulmate, and then ask for it becomes perverted, and people are disgusting.

His wife is immature and from a very crap background to be blunt in Russia. And no, I think it does make a difference people so can’t blame that. Well, you know that’s the conventional logic that people have used, but I think when you’re raised in a better background, you are more prepared for things that could happen like that to you psychologically it’s it’s just part of how people are raised to just sort of anticipate things like that slightly. It’s in literature. It’s in the back of your head you just kind of know that something like that could happen. She was not prepared for that and so if she has some goodness in her it’s being defiled because she’s not processing it herself and fully understanding what’s happening and people who are hateful and people who are attacking Russia have probably aggravated her psychically to be more antagonistic and suspicious then she really should be for her own good. And see now she’s thinking that I’m coming onto her that is not remotely what’s happening with and that’s where she has a problem. Lacey is his soulmate and she’s better looking and better Brad and more intelligent than his wife and that’s not Lacey‘s problem, but that woman wants to make it Lacey‘s problem because that’s what all of you do Ginger Rogers was a brilliant dancer but she lived in her time and she did very well. If dancers today had to compete with her they wouldn’t give her any respect because you people have a very hard time with people who are superior to you you have a very hard time with that I was gonna say you take it way too personally.

Joe Putin is Lacey‘s soulmate. Lacey is very open minded about it because she’s a realistic person and I don’t think people wanna except that she’s not doing anything she was never doing anything they’re delusional they’re absolutely bat shit fucking crazy she has not come on to Vladimir Putin he has always come onto her. If she has come onto him it was fairy innocent, and, it was very innocent and I don’t think he can except that right now because he just had sex with his wife. It wasn’t satisfying and now he feels like an idiot.” says Lem.

“ Seay loan was trying to save you from this about a week or two ago and I don’t think you necessarily did the absolute wrong thing you were very helpful last night God used you but then you have to respect that.” says Dr. Billings to Tsar Putin.

“But she was in love with Diego!!” screams Chris Hayes.

“You know that was about 8 to 9 years ago Chris and it wasn’t even real it was a farce it was a tragic horrific farce!” explains the CIA,

“ I just think she’s icky now!” says Putin about Lacey.

“ you know she’s not though she’s superior to both you and your wife that’s where you’re a bit of a narcissistic idiot.” says Lem.

“ yeah I don’t look like you!” says Putin.

“ I know you really don’t you’re not 6 foot four you’re not as handsome as me but you are the ruler of Russia and I am a little worried about you right now. Are you losing your mind or are you OK?” says Lem.

“ no why can’t you just accept the fact that she’s sort of an aristocrat so one of your soulmates is an aristocrat very beautiful one you’re not married to her you care about each other she’s confused and trying to figure out what’s going on with her marriage she’s not asshole, but she’s not asshole I think you’re also starting to think she’s awful because of the stupid sickness thing that you’re involved in. No, she’s not just a thought.” says Lem.

Later.

Turns out Putin’s second wife somehow may have accidentally manifested Lacey into the Illuminati. She’s possibly very insecure in their bond. And she was essentially looking for all of his soulmates or whatnot to “cancel” them.

*Putin laughs*

She may be somewhat into witchcraft. And she may have been cursing an already extremely spiritually attacked woman, Lacey. …While her heart intent was…dark…it was also…one Lacey has sympathy for.

“So you really wanted to keep him? Or what?” says Lacey.

“Yeah.” she admits.

“Did you do it consciously or not?” says Lacey

“Not.” she says.

“So then did you even do it?” says Lacey.

“Mmm…yes.” says his second wife.

“Using witchcraft?” says Lem.

“Yes.” she says.

“Wow! …That was some effective witchcraft!” says Lacey.

“I’m very smart. And the witch was gifted.” she admits.

“WHEN WAS THIS!?” yells George Bush Senior.

“2012? …I was really jealous.” she says.

“Why…would you do that though? …See…I felt scared of losing Mark. And I tried to make that work. …Not that I used witchcraft…but…

The thing is though…he was a well-off actuary. So…I didn’t think…he was likely to be complicated enough to be problematic. And what I mean by that is, he was…fully aware of all of his options. He didn’t have deep, profoundly serious…internationally serious considerations. Not really. Not really. …He was dating other people, sure. But…it was so simple. Not simple really, but simple compared to dating a man who’s essentially a tsar. …His ability to counteract and control his end of things was intact. He wasn’t being bombarded by internal death threats, external death threats, etc.. …Why…would it make sense to be so…certain?” says Lacey.

“I agree!” says Tucker Carlson.

“I didn’t think it mattered.” she says.

“But why??” says Lacey.

“I guess…I just…felt…entitled?” she says.

Lacey thinks. “Because you were so desirable? So kind? So noble?” says Lacey. “WHY?”

“Noble.” she says.

“You’re a rich peasant. There’s nothing noble about you. You liar!“ says Lacey.

“Fine.” she says.

“So why?” says Lacey.

“Because he noticed me.” she says.

“He noticed a lot of women!” says Lacey.

“But he pursued me.” she says.

Lacey nods. “Do you feel secretly insecure?”

“Yes.” she admits.

“I don’t blame you. …But you’re happy?” says Lacey.

“Yes.” she says.

“Just…painfully insecure.” says Lacey.

“Yes.” she admits.

“So! You attacked me. …Look…honey…I’m just his soulmate! That’s all!! …LET IT GO. It’s just a part of God’s design. Stop being my pest!” says Lacey.

“But I’m with him, not you!” she says.

“BIG HAIRY DEAL!” says Lacey. “That’s his choice…and reality. OH WELL!”

“She’s right. I’m her soulmate.” says Louis.

“YUP. …Why can’t you handle this? It’s a little suspicious. Who are you working with?” asks Elliott Roosevelt.

“The Kennedys.” she says.

“I hate that it’s so ugly!” says Lacey. “I HATE IT.”

“Sweetie…she sleeps with me!!!” says Lem. “That’s why they’re doing this to you!”

“I just hate the thought…of him being with anyone else! EVER!” she says, crying.

“WONDERFUL! …If I was not with Lem…you might have a problem with me. But then again…you might not! …See…we are eternal beings in Christ. And…that’s the thing. That’s where a soulmate who you’re not with becomes relevant at all. Because there’s eternity. You might not want to be with him forever…or maybe you do. It’s FOREVER. For real FOREVER. …That’s incredible! …I’m with Lem forever. We have that much of a bond. But…it’s EXTREMELY SERIOUS! And I can’t give myself so…happily or thoroughly to anyone else. If there’s reincarnation I died over him, so to speak. I died when he died because I genuinely couldn’t stand life without him. …But even so…yes!! Vladimir Putin is that EXTRAORDINARY. He just is. He’s…RARE. So…you can’t…understand?? Why? I had to make sure! Things with Lem have been HELL.

So…I wanted to make sure! Because your Vladimir is…extraordinary. And he’s my soulmate. He literally…spoke something into my mind last night that almost nobody else could. He fixed a part of my brain. …But I genuinely hate that it hurts you. And I don’t want to harm your love. As psychotic as that probably sounds.” says Lacey.

“So you like him. Huh?” she says.

“She does. WHY WOULDN’T SHE!??” yells Lem.

“So…if you can get the Kennedys…to stop attacking me…maybe Lem will be able to fully help me. And you can have Vladimir all to yourself. …EVER THINK OF THAT!??” says Lacey.

“I might not have been okay with that.” says Tsar Putin.

“THEN WHAT YOU REAP…IS WHAT YOU SEWED!! You think I enjoyed watching you try to make love to Lacey? I’m INNOCENT!! …I really am! …And I understand your frustration with me! …You care. But…don’t keep getting us involved in ways we aren’t consenting to. IT’S ABHORRENT!!” says Lem. “We care. But we can’t be used as human bowling balls!!!”

Later.

Ethel has been flown to her home. She’s fine. Usha is doing remarkably well.

Bobby is claiming that he’s the spiritual reason independent voters are voting for Trump. He claims that his endorsement and his dance earlier in Putin’s pole room are the genuine reason why.

“I AM NOT DOING IT!” says Cheryl.

Someone just begged her to do something.

“No! I think it was Usha!” says JD, cheering for his wife. “ALL USHA!!”

Later.

CNN interviews a Hispanic man who accidentally channeled Diego Blue.

“She felt so awkward, Chris!!” says Diego. “But that man and I had a similar sense of humor! His girlfriend!? HA! I LOVE IT!”

“Diego…did he have a girlfriend!?” says Chris.

Diego laughs. “I think so. …Yes.” says Diego.

Later.

“Was the girlfriend MY WIFE!?” says Chris Hayes, half-jokingly.

“CHRIS! DEAD PEOPLE VOTING!?” jokes Diego.

Later.

Landman?!” says Lacey. “Is that based on my family?”

“Yes!” says Jon Hamm.

“You know…it’s not an insult to us. I’m the roughneck. But I was actually also a multi-millionaire. I had never almost any oil money. …I was just a multi-millionaire.

But…that’s TEXAS. We’re from North Dakota.” says Harold Nesheim.

“Were you a gentleman?” asks Charlie Kirk.

Toddy thinks. “NO! Unless you think Lem was straight! …My mannerisms are enough like his…that you’d be baffled…if you met me. My family is perpetually shocked by how unschooled you are about us…We aren’t hicks.

But you know…you kinda have to be here! None of you have ever been here. Not really! …You’re just using your imaginations! …I wish you’d realize that!

My family actually worked with the writers of the show. …Just for fun! And I like the characters! They certainly aren’t me! …But I…like them.” says Toddy.

“Who do you relate more to?” asks Jon Hamm.

He thinks. “Nope!” he says, smirking while chewing on a toothpick.

Diego Blue laughs. “WE EXIST!” he says, laughing.

“Are you drunk?” Chris asks Diego.

“YUP!!” says Diego, laughing.

“That’s me!” says Toddy.

“Who are all of these people?” asks Anderson Cooper.

“Alright! Top left to right.

That’s me. I’m Harold. They called me Toddy. Gudrun. Aasne. Tonette, who’s real first name was Ingeborg but we called her Tonette. Halvor, called H.B.. Hans, Papa, Bennett, Mama, and Edward, who we called Ed.” says Toddy.

“What was your profession?” asks a pretty female journalist.

“I was a gentleman!” says Toddy laughing.

“You were a teacher!” she says.

“I taught my son how to farm!” says Toddy.

Jon Hamm laughs.

“I taught my son how to farm.” repeats Toddy less forcefully.

“What’s it like being dead?” says Jon Hamm.

“Not bad! You oughta try it sometime!” jokes Toddy.

“Joel would have fit in in your family!” says Donald Trump.

“Am I going to need a gun?” asks Lacey of Al Gore.

He laughs. Sighs.

“Shoot!” says Steve.

Nobody wants to answer.

“What did everyone do in your family, Lacey?” asks Diego.

“Toddy was a millionaire farmer. Gudrun was a housewife in Seattle. Aasne was also a housewife in Seattle. Tonette married a nut…but she was also a teacher. H.B. was an engineer and multi-millionaire investor. Hans was a fairly well-off businessman. Nils, the father was a farmer. Bennett was a milkman, but well off and his wife owned a dress shop. Gunhild, the mother, was a housewife but she also was a naturalist local midwife. She knew so many natural remedies! And she successfully helped deliver many babies in the area. Edward was the dentist.” says Lacey.

“Who was gay!?” yells a gay man..

“I was bisexual!” says someone in the family.

Tonette laughs. “It’s not something we wish to discuss. I’m sorry.”

“Yay!” says the Church of England. “YAY HOMOSEXUALITY!”

Lacey laughs.

“You were a milkman!?” says a gay man.

Bennett stares at him.

“Tonette. Edward. Me. Aasne. And H.B. in the 1960’s.” says Toddy.

“Who are these people!?” says a reader.

“I was very stoic!” says Tonette.

“And beautiful!” says her ex-husband, John Seay.

“I was…brilliant. …Some people thought I was insane!” says Ed.

“Were you all unusually intelligent?” says the reader.

“YES!” says God.

“I was tough as nails. Stoic. Very shrewd.” says Toddy.

“I was extremely charming, dahling!” says Aasne. “I was.”

“I was an ASS!” says H.B. laughing. “I was…very intelligent. …And most people found me abrasive.”

“He charmed me!” says H.B.’s wife, Orma.

He laughs pleasantly in response.

“You mean asshole? Not bossy bottom?” says a living gay man.

“I wasn’t a jerk. …But I was…harsh. …You know I meant an asshole!” says H.B..

“Gudrun was sweet. Pretty. Very polite. Smart. …Hans was serious. He smoked a lot. …Bennett was madly in love with his wife. Republican. Very smart.” says Lem.

“I AM HER FATHER!!!” yells Tom Banks.

Later.

“Why am I awake!?” yells Prince William.

“WE NEED YOU TO COME ON TO LACEY!” says Bobby.

“OKAY!????” says William.

He comes on to Lacey.

He calls Lem on the phone.

“How are you calling here!??” asks Lem, baffled.

“Ahh…mum. My mum.” says Prince William.

In shock, “I’M DEAD!!” says Lem. “HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS!?”

Later.

Lem gets another phone call. Prince William just hung-up last time.

“Hello?” he says.

“Hi. Is Lacey there?” says Prince William.

“No! And yet yes. …What are you doing?” says Lem.

“I’m…calling to talk about the election.” says Prince William.

Lem puts Lacey on the phone but listens in.

“Hello!” says Lacey.

“Hello.” says Will.

She waits.

“I’m…attracted to you.” says Will.

“Okay?” says Lacey.

“So…you…are…attractive.” says William.

“Wow! Thank you. …Have a good night.” says Lacey.

William clears his throat. “Wanna have sex?”

“NO! Absolutely not.” says Lacey.

Moments later.

“William…this isn’t funny. There’s no premise.” says Lem. “The British Royal Family would never have attacked my family randomly in such a psychotic, deeply offensive and violent way. EVER. …You don’t seem to understand the history of this country or our family at all. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!??” yells Lem.

“Bobby told me to come on to your wife.” says Prince William. “It’s scary to challenge him.”

“William! You can’t do that!!! …I’ve either been adopted by your family…or I am in your family.” says Lem.

“He’s in our family regardless.” says Princess Diana.

“Sorry.” says William.

“It’s just weird, William.” says Lem.

“I’m not ugly.” says Lacey.

“No. But it’s just…I don’t think…I like you.” says Will.

“Oh! You are attracted.” says Lem. “Well…I suppose I have good tastes!”

“Is she my great great grandmother!?” asks Will, in fear.

“No!” says Lem. “Our daughter does look like your great grandmother a lot. But…that’s…not your great grandmother. It’s complicated. Your great grandma might have been protecting her. But they are in fact not the same person. We’ve hesitated to tell Lacey that. Because Lacey loves your great grandmother. And we would have loved to be her parents, regardless. …But no!

Lacey is your grandma’s friend though.” says Lem.

William sighs. Relieved. “Look! If we are family…I’m sorry!”

“It’s alright.” says Lem. “REGARDLESS!”

“WHAT HAPPENED!?” says Lacey to Bobby. “Why did you get angry?”

“He’s NOT supposed to win!” says Bobby.

“Why?” says Lacey.

“My mom…flew through the air. Landed, amazingly, safely on the ground. No injuries. …I expected however, that she’d be of more metaphysical value.” says Bobby.

“What if she’s a Trump supporter?” says Lacey.

“She could be.” says Kerry Kennedy.

“Then I’d have to think…that she may have done Kamala dirty.” says a dead man.

“She’s fast asleep.” says Kerry.

“She NEVER EVEN SLEPT WITH HIM!” yells Bobby.

“Who!? Your father or President Putin?” says a reader.

“PRESIDENT PUTIN!” says Bobby.

Later.

“I hope Joel is happy.” Lacey says to Donald Trump. “Congratulations!” she says. “By the way.” It’s around 10:30 or so.

Later.

“So! Chris. Here’s what I did.

The Message by Grandmaster Flash plays.

I found a guy named Alex. From a Hispanic family in Miami. Who claimed to have ties to Cuban aristocracy. ….And he did.

In Miami he was…from a wealthy family. They owned five car dealerships. In the Miami area. Had owned other businesses for decades. …Handsome, smart, strong man. Sexy!! …And we just…blasted him. …For no damn good reason whatsoever…other than his innate self-confidence. …WHY!? Why does that make sense!???

IT DOESN’T!! But that’s what we did!!!

He’d not be Old Money, necessarily. …But he’d be hot, dark and rich. WHY!?! …WHY!?” says Diego. “And maybe he’d be Old Money. …But my point is…he’d not be someone to just randomly pick on.

If we’d picked on him…we’d have had a repeat of the Dust Bowl years. Literally. So many droughts and so much literal dust. …And tons of fires. Every single year! …WHY DID YOU DO THIS!??” says Diego. “I did it to end the world. Why did you?”

“Why is that!?” asks a reader.

“It’s an authority thing. An authority over the Earth type of thing. …Alex’s family and her family have a lot of actual authority. Chris…he isn’t smug. And if he is…you should have told him that! Not gone along with me.” says Diego.

“What would have happened if he’d been poor!?” says a reader.

“I’d have outed him as a fraud. He’d have walked off with his tail between his legs…baffled. He’d have felt sorry for himself. …Maybe something really creepy and random and weird would have happened. Like one thing. Just one. …And for that reason…I’d have never thought of bothering him. …I truly wanted to end the world.” says Diego.