“Lem why didn’t you accept the position offered to you by JFK? When he was in the White House. You said you wanted to keep the relationship with him?” says a man.
“Yeah! And why did you chicken out? Of having sex with the prostitute?” says another man.
These are all questions asked of Lacey when she first woke-up.
“I love abusing her. It’s just fun.” says the dumb liberal billionaire, who’s a psychopath.
“I hated Jack Kennedy, by that time. …It does look like I was avoiding losing closeness with him. Yes. But it could look like the opposite too. You all tend to read too much into things and forget the overall narrative you’ve constructed far more than you think. …I used the line that I was trying to stay his friend as an excuse. And I said I chickened out as an excuse too. Both were white lies. …Except in reality…I could have worked for him…and been a lover. It’s not an open and shut case. …And…Red Fay actually did that! …And Jack had more respect for him afterwards. He was far more loving to Red Fay after Red accepted his post, so to speak.
I hated him. And didn’t want to work for him. And I found the position he offered me personally offensive. …He offered me a head nanny position for all American teenagers. …I found that offensive as a man. …The Kennedys often tried to turn me into a girl, so to speak. Partially because they were just incapable of handling how tall and masculine I was in comparison to them. …I was taller and straighter than all of them. So they were often trying to find ways to make me be effeminate beyond just my normal façade. …They wanted me to be a real gay man. Just into interior decorating. Not better at golf than JFK. Because I was! I was far better at golf than him. …Bringing hamsters to the kiddies. Sewing things. Cleaning things. Looking pretty. It’s comical…except nobody has noticed and Lacey and I have been tortured with it. And…it’s so crazy it’s hard for people to believe. Even as I tell clearly them.
I also just didn’t want to work for him. He was a total mess. A total piece of shit! …So I found a way to kiss his ass to get him off my case by claiming I did it to maintain a sexual relationship with him. Or hint at that. To him. …I had worked for them often. And…I could have still given him oral sex and accepted the offer. I mean…what exactly do you all hilariously imagine!? That he’d have suddenly stopped asking for it from me just because I was in an official position? That’s SILLY. I was never going to stop being harassed by him. He was…a freak. Because he knew I didn’t actually like to…but he didn’t care.
No! I simply told a pacifying white lie because I didn’t want to work for him. There’s a difference between going and getting hamsters…for ‘a friend’ and working. I actually took myself seriously as a man…and I didn’t want to work for him.” says Lem Billings from the grave. “I HATED HIM!!! I hated him.”
“You hated what?” says the billionaire’s stupid white wife. He’s not necessarily Jewish, by the way. And he may like to stoke antisemitism to cover his own ass.
“I hated JACK KENNEDY!” yells Lem, annoyed. “I HATED JACK KENNEDY!”
“OH MY GOD! STOP!!” yells Selma Hayek at the billionaire. “You’re ruining my sex life! I cannot!!”
“How!?” asks MSNBC.
“HE IS SO DUMB! …And I cannot! …What good are billionaire men…if they’re all dumb and icky?” says Selma Hayek. “You’re making money an awkward thing. Not a turn on.”
“So! I was telling a white lie. But I also was telling the truth. …I was under the impression that I was too scared to have sex with a woman. So…that was what came to me to offer as an explanation. But…I was very confused. It’s quite complicated.
So…I wanted sex with a woman. But I didn’t want it with the wrong woman. But I never fully understood that. Simply because I thought I was gay. Well…understood that before.” says Lem.
“This makes sense!
Are we somehow alike? In our mannerisms!?” Dr. Moritz asks Lem.
“Yes. Somewhat.” says Lem.
“I think she came on to me.” says Dr. Moritz.
“Yes! But you spurned her. And yet also didn’t. …You were very confusing.” says Lem.
Dr. Moritz thinks. Smiles. “I’m not you Lem. …We’re alike. But we’re also extremely different people! …No. I found her very attractive. She has a beautiful voice. …But I didn’t…find that…attractive the way you would have. It was lovely! But…I tend to like women with more high-pitched, airy, cute voices. Kind of like…most living women. Her voice isn’t deep like a man…it’s deep like Grace Kelly’s voice. Which isn’t deep. But compared to women today it’s different. And it’s hard to explain it besides calling it deep.
Lem…how do you stand this!? She’s constantly being attacked and you’re left trying to answer questions with nuanced answers endlessly while you’re dead. You did a marvelous job today…but they’re finding plot-holes that don’t exist. And I can tell. But can she!?” says Dr. Moritz.
“Not completely! No! …But she has Christ as her guide. Not a demon. Or a force. Or Satan. Or a dead person. She’s relying on God. And she has been the whole time. Since the minute they started attacking her.” says Lem.
“Why did the pandemic happen?” asks Dr. Moritz.
“It’s going to sound New Age. But essentially…it’s like…repressed energy. She’s trapped inappropriately in a living Hell she certainly did not and does not deserve. At all. And the sheer amount of psychic force these people are imposing on her was supposed to ‘finally crush her’ but it hasn’t. And instead it’s created an outlet for intense destruction.
Imagine this: She’s made of gold. Pure gold. And they’re trying, using their human strength, to squish her. And they’re all psychotic, vain, and dumb enough to think they can. So they haven’t used diamonds to make a dent…because that’s too normal! That’s too normal. And they’re being perverse psychopaths. That might kill her in some normal way…but that’s too normal. Instead they’ve chosen to try to squish her. Like literally squish her. Because she’s soft-hearted and pretty…and they’re embarrassingly stupid. And they BELIEVE…gold can be squished.
They’ve been UNFATHOMABLY narcissistically threatened by her.
And no! They refuse to use fire. Because that’s of God. And she’d melt. And then they couldn’t squish her!
They are obsessed with squishing her.” says Lem.
“Was Jack?” asks a reader.
An evil billionaire asks that children being held hostage be squished. They are. Bringing them closer to death or actually killing them.
“SEE! Look what you made me do!!!” yells the psychopathic billionaire at Lacey.
“YOU HELPED US! THEY’RE IN SO MUCH PAIN…THEY CANT REGISTER IT! And lots of them will now die.” says Lem. “THANK YOU!”
“No! That’s not what happened!!” yells the idiot-savant billionaire.
“No. That is what happened.” says the CIA.
“You don’t know!!!!” he screams. “YOU DON’T HAVE A THING!!!”
“Wow!! He’s RICH!” says one of his female lovers.
He laughs at us. Her validation is his gold standard of credibility. For real.
“I control you!! I CONTROL THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD!!” he yells.
“SEXY!” says Jonah Wiley (patronizingly).
“THANK YOU! Thank you! …I know that!” he says, annoyed.
“So!
They want to squish her.
So they take her…and apply massive amounts of force. And normally that kind of psychotic, narcissistic behavior wouldn’t do anything! Because it’s weak! Very weak! …But because they’re all united in evil together and Satan was helping them…they are able to kill her psychically. …But it’s…absolute trash!
So…the US Dollar has been permanently damaged. Russia is in a long-term war. And they’re in grave denial over that too. …The historic pandemic happened. We almost had an epic banking crisis. …Ships have crashed. Floods. Mudslides. Trains have derailed. And the US itself is almost toast. But they’re SO idiot-savant and psychopathic and narcissistic…that they astoundingly can’t let go. …It’s terrifying how dumb they are.” says Lem.
“SO! They’re doing what??” says Dr. Moritz.
“They’re using Satan…to push…with their bare hands…on a giant block of pure gold. With the expectation that she can be squished. And obviously given geometry and physics that’s essentially impossible. But Satan has been helping them. …Demons have been helping them. So…they have the deeply held belief that it’s gonna work! If they just keep trying! It’s gonna HAPPEN…if they just keep pushing.” says Lem. “They BELIEVE in evil. Like a charismatic Christian believes in Jesus using ‘seed money.’” says Lem. “So…they aren’t actually squishing her. …Because Satan can’t. But he has them believing he can do it.
She’s gotten tarnished. She struggles to breath. Right now they’re trying desperately to suffocate her. Because they’re idiot-savants. And it’s sheer torture for her. Absolute torture . Her head gets numb. She feels incredible panic. But…she’s solid gold. So…she barely reacts. They can sense that they’re torturing her though and being stupid evil hicks with billions they’re frighteningly obtuse. …So…Satan has them believing it’s really working.
Truthfully…if she died she’d end the world. So…billions of people and all of Hell is trying to keep her alive…just as they also are trying to attack her. But…she could die. She’s very tarnished. And they’ve painted her. So…if she got too much more tarnished she’d die. And so would her whole family. But that isn’t squishing her. And they REFUSE to accept that. The current British Royal Family has been cursed with cancer because they haven’t been able to accept the reality of it.
So…they can’t squish her. BUT…given the force they’ve created…they have created a hole. In the ground. They’ve dug an obvious hole. Because they’ve even softened the Earth to try to make squishing her more fun for them. So…they’ve created a huge hole. And possibly they’ve even started digging around her to be able to keep squishing her.” says Lem.
“What happens when she’s completely covered in red paint?” says Dr. Moritz.
“And she dies?” says Lem.
“Yes.” says Dr. Moritz.
“People will start to be CONVINCED that she was NEVER gold. …And they’ll suddenly feel stupid for squishing a red block around for so many years. They’ll feel very stupid!
Like, ‘Why did we even do that!? It’s just a red block after-all.’ And then…they’ll be confused by what the red block was made of.
They’ve already accused her genuinely of being an alien and a demon. Literally. So…they’ll likely have that sort of internal discussion. Like, ‘WAS SHE HUMAN!? Why did we care!?’” says Lem.
“That’s not us.” says a dead British aristocrat. “I don’t care what Princess Kate or Charles tell you. We are not…THIS. YUCK!” says a dead British aristocrat.
“And yet the Illuminati thinks Lacey’s UNBELIEVABLY intimidated by Loro Piana. She’s not. …It breaks her heart.” says Lem.
“What do you think of it?” asks a living woman.
“WE HATE IT!” they say. “It breaks our hearts.”
“To be honest with you, Kate, we don’t like you anymore. We’re glad that you don’t have cancer but you altering your ring presentation into just some cheap piece of fucking common shit and your attitude of middle class superiority overall is repulsive.” says Great Britain to Princess Kate.
“But you like that!” says King Charles III, confused.
“You’re an idiot! You’re supposed to see through us! Elizabeth always did it. You’re such a fucking idiot!” yells Great Britain at King Charles III. “You’re just a dishonest little sniveling, conniving kiss-ass!” 
“So you want us to be superior and take that seriously?” says Princess Kate.
“Yes, that’s the nation of Great Britain. Do you really think we’re that stupid!? We’re incredibly disappointed in you people and I’m glad that Kate’s doing well. We do care about your health. We’re not heartless and we shouldn’t even have to say that to you necessarily.” says Great Britain.
“ I don’t want to hear your explanation for why you changed your ring Kate if there is an illuminati, you told her that you had an eating disorder to try to feel superior over her which is pathetic you’re obviously an impoverished little dumb bitch from the gutter, if you genuinely thought that made you superior to give some trash lie to this woman so no that’s the problem. You may have a reason why you’re using that ring but will never hear it because there’s the royal spin machine and then there’s this and frankly I have a feeling we know what happened William is sleeping with someone else he’s not in love with you anymore, you’re trying your best to be a sort of trooper and do your job and you just can’t stand to wear that ring anymore because it’s symbolic of your marriage when you thought it actually was real and you were in love with him who is it Miss Chumley probably he’s probably having an affair with some woman like that and so you’re just sort of hanging in there with your cheap middle class ring you know and honestly we actually empathize with you if that’s the case but we don’t like is that you’re such a backstabbing bitch.
Kate, you can’t keep playing mean girl tracks it’s not becoming.” says Great Britain.
“ are you if that if that’s true are you sad?” says Kate.
“ no, not that way it’s your life not ours. Williams mother before she died. Never seem to understand that we’re not her we’re not you you’re a separate entity from us you are your own person. But you’re supposed to also know that yes we do care obviously we care it’s wrong. He hurt you. He betrayed your trust but it seems like you’re being taken care of and you’re not suffering and your family is OK and you’re probably just hang in there and manage and that’s not stupid a lot of people and then you know the boomer generation Generation X thought that was stupid to do for a woman but I’m not sure that it is Ivy. What would you do anyway you know it’s like you’ve committed to this you’ve put in all of that time and energy you have kids with him I don’t think it’s dumb at all to just see it as sort of an an effort in honor of the British people in honor of your own sort of dignity and integrity is a person I think it’s actually quite sophisticated. Nothing that’s the problem Kate, you took that you took that idea from Lacey you said you took that straight from her playbook, and we see that. And you haven’t probably given her any credit.. instead, you’ve been a petty, sad, pathetic little mean, girl who’s made fun of her, even though you’ve admired her, and followed in her lead.
Kate, that is sad and it’s dangerous as well.
I don’t know what’s going to happen, but you need to be a hell of a lot more smart.
You’ve got to be better than these people.
Hi Stephen, being able to say this those very British and godly course we care about you and we don’t think it’s stupid at all necessarily send me that think you should just leave him and try to be happy without him but I mean if you really don’t see that part of the point of that and you think it makes sense to just do your job and sort of maintaining the status quo I think that’s wise but just be aware that as much as it seems like you’re being clever, and you don’t think anyone will know people will eventually figure it out whether they’re dead or alive people will eventually find out Kate that you if this is what’s happening that you’re just hanging in there an end and that’s good that you’re hanging in there but people will figure that out.
So perhaps in this is advice from us and Lacey possibly both stop pretending so damn much I mean pretend that rose Chumley isn’t your rival and pretend that you’re not devastated for 10 but um yeah that’s what’s happening but but don’t pretend too much because there’s no point in it It’s far more dignified to just sort of give yourself some space psychologically knowing that ring is very smart, but you could do more than that you could cut your hair you could dye it you could start tanning I mean I feel like you could do a lot of different things to sort of signal that you’re a bit more independent these days, even if you’re very much still in line with the royal family and you’re definitely on their side as his enduring beautiful wife and the future queen of England know him written is an is it in you know it’s it’s an old country Kate I’m sure we’ve been through something like this before or something close to it so we’re not America Kate this is not America so nosy. I wonder if you understand that this is not America.
So I mean, obviously be careful watch your own throat so to speak but no I think you should be able to dress as you want more if that’s what’s happening or just use that as an example, you know, don’t give out the Christmas cards this year that he wants, there’s no reason to he doesn’t have to have that much authority over you You know your partners and your loving to each other and loyal if this is what’s happening but you don’t have to keep putting on such a show. I actually think that might not even be good for your health.” says Great Britain.
“ and I assumed that this would be a lot more harsh and hurtful than it is OK do you think I’m ugly?” says Princess Kate.
“ Kate, that’s not very nice.” says Great Britain.
“ I mean Rose is pretty in her own way though.” says Kate.
“ she is and she might come from a better you know pedigrees and then you do and maybe her and William have more in common but you are a better looking woman just objectively is that hard for you to accept?” says Great Britain.
“ that the evil Irish-American people, and that billionaire just tried desperately to suffocate Lacey to make it look like he was killing her.” says the CIA.
“ Lacey just squished, a white gold and sapphire pendant with our names on it in her fingers to sort of distribute their energy and it actually worked. She started squishing the pendant and sort of rerouting the energy into the pendant and the pendant can take it because it’s just a rock, and it worked.” says Lem.
Dr. Moritz laughs.
“ I thought that was funny too!!” says Jake Bird, laughing.
“ what??” says the billionaire. He laughs.
“ so basically, Kate, yes we do we do we do. I think that billionaire realizes at this point that there’s something wrong with him and he’s trying to have a sense of humor about it and his own human way, which must actually be quite scary for him because I don’t think he’s ever realized how off he is psychologically.
So I mean, really people don’t want the world to end and it’s astounding that they picked a fight with her but anyway.” says Great Britain. “ Him anyway Kate no we don’t think you’re ugly. Not at all not at all you do have flaws and people have probably been evil and imagined that you were somehow like Lacey with lemon or Michael, and so people got violently psychotically jealous of you and started saying that you were ugly back in 2008 or nine even because I think they wanted to think that you were, they wanted to think that you were ugly Kate, because it was a lot more pleasant to think you were ugly then to think that some beautiful privileged young woman had just Walston, and genuinely stolen his heart people got very attached to the idea of him being single of him being sort of an eligible bachelor and you snatched him up so damn quickly I mean he was not an adult for more than five seconds practically and you had your claws in him and it was hard for people to handle that and I think a lot of women were a bit catty and mean and became psychotically. Jealous of you and started thinking. Oh, she is madly in love with him. He’s madly in love with her and I’m gonna lose my mind over this.
But I think we started to realize overtime that maybe you were in love, but not that degree I’m sorry this is the brutal truth and we started to realize that we could except that you were beautiful because there were flaws in your love him I don’t know why people are so violently antagonistic towards you know eternal true love nowadays I don’t know if it’s weird, but it seems like anytime they see someone that in love it just freaks people out now days and possibly it’s been that way for a while It is very hard for people to except when people are genuinely a lot especially when they’re heterosexual it’s very difficult for people to accept. I would bet there are even couples who are in love with the night at themselves because it’s so weird to them but if if you and William are not doing as well, the note, the irony is, it will probably start acknowledging your beauty more than and that’s sad. I’m sorry that we gave you the wrong impression about yourself if we did it all.” says Great Britain.
“ oh no, I’m going to keep saying that we’re in love and that everything is fine and status quo either because it actually is or because that’s that’s the story.” says Princess Kate.
“ why are you people so catty and mean to her?” Great Britain asks about Lacey.
“ yeah, that has not helped me at all!” says the Billionaire.
“ yeah and I’m not trying to help you be evil, but know if you struggle to comprehend certain parts of reality I don’t think that has helped you.” says a Brit.
“that was my fault!” says JFK.
Later.
“These are things I have around my house!” says Lacey.
“We’ve been copying her. To annoy her. So she’s being exploited. But we also refused to acknowledge that she’s Old Money.” says the billionaire.
“Do you think you’re infinitely more powerful?” asks Jonah Wiley.
“Yes! And…that he was never going to acknowledge her. SO…her power would cease to exist. He’s not very bright.” says Louis.
“OH MY GOD. Find these items around your house!! This is HILARIOUS!!” says Casi.
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“She doesn’t have these exact candle holders. But she has several candle holders. Including these crystal ones:
“ so there were a pair of Michael Aram candleholders that she was looking at years ago. She decided she couldn’t afford them so she didn’t buy them. We heard her. We also heard her thinking of buying plaid furniture and the truth is I think she doesn’t like the plaid furniture or the Michael Aram candleholders, but Bobby thought Linn was gay and we don’t read her accurately. We read her as we want to think she is so we assumed that she was in love with those things and was too poor to buy them his so the idea was that we were somehow outing her as being meaningless even though she was the stupid aesthetic it’s like yeah I guess your family kind of is old money but we’re experts and you’re a fucking dumb ass and so we’re going to out, you is being a worthless, nothing intellectually compared to our genius amazingness.” says the CIA. “ the reality is the class doesn’t work that way and that you either are or are not old money and that old money actually is a thing it’s not something to be played around with, and she knows that she is old money. It does make a difference that is a thing spiritually physically it’s an actual thing and I guess America has been too stupid and backward to realize that and it’s made the whole world dumb as fuck. Him the Kennedys are obviously a part of that but I don’t think that they were the sole origin of that idea. I think that’s an American problem yes and so it’s not fair to make it entirely their fault that people got this stupid it it is their fault and people weren’t as stupid before, but it is an American thing. It’s not something that they themselves invented.
So no, she’s not love with Joe Junior love her straight, and I actually think she thought the plaid furniture was kind of awkward looking and I don’t think she liked the candleholders because she thought they were sort of offensive to her pineapples and sort of tropical designs are beautiful and she thinks of lemon Billings But other people think pineapples mean that you’re an open marriage and they take stuff like that really the wrong way and so she’s hesitated to decorate with stuff like that simply because she doesn’t want people to misunderstand and think that she’s a swinger. I am so they might be sterling silver like $900 candlestick holders that she would like to buy and hasn’t but then they’ve spent a lot of money otherwise and they completely own a perfectly tended to Audi with heated leather seats and a Bose sound system and I mean it’s a little pedantic, but I think they think oh no you have to have billions to matter because they don’t really understand that there’s a class system Probably because they’re new money and they’re really not as smart as they think they are and they they don’t like the old money because old money people tend to stand up to them and refuse to be intimidated and then that makes people like this billionaire, angry and narcissistically threatened, and so they’ve sort of quieted, that voice in their head of people antagonizing them who are old money , because those people are Christian and difficult and annoying to him and he just pretends to be this liberating strong force of cool Justice but in reality he’s kind of a backward self-serving hick. Yes I’m sorry.” says the CIA. “ the heck with billions.”
“ so I think we’re going to get a wake up call if she can find that old money thing and it’s funny because no those crystal candle stick holders are real lead crystal him. I don’t know we could probably buy them for what like $50 easily and so they’re not like super cheap but they’re less expensive than $800 sterling silver candlestick holders that she has like several different kinds of things like that and I would bet the grand total total for all of them if they were sold at market value would be about no more than 150 to 200 but then that’s the thing these candlestick holders that you’re trying to sell on Amazon or less than that and the original ones that she was looking at were probably no more than $300 or 400 maybe 700 at most but like come On in the nursery he goes yeah I know I win I have billions you don’t though because there’s a social class system he just keeps going around like chasing his tail and then he thinks that he’s conquered her but really he’s just chasing his tail.”
“ if there’s reincarnation, this is what Michael was trying to warn you about OK this is going to get ugly if there’s rain carnation is, it’s already gotten ugly but it’s gonna get worse. She is Scotia and Sean Connery was trying to explain the Scottish to you on SNL if you feel bullied right now and a bit taken advantage of in your psychopathy and your evil, don’t say we didn’t warn you the Scottish or not to be toyed with that they’re not evil they’re just Scottish and it’s it’s really kind of funny from like a Christian perspective because she has you people going she’s making you lovable, even though you’re pure evil, she is somehow using your humanity both against you and also in your favor so you’re looking like total fucking idiots but in that in that way, you’ve become more lovable.” says Sean Connery. “ yeah the problem is that you guys don’t have a sense of humor so you can’t see how ridiculous this is and you just keep trying to make it some awful catastrophic thing you know what it already is what it already is when you did that yay you did that but how far do you want it to go? Do you really want to just kill her mom is working on it OK he is he’s working on that and that’s the problem. If that’s what happens she really will in the world don’t worry about global warming talk worry about anything if you kill her, she will in the world OK so if that’s where you want to take this that we’re ending the world then I guess that’s where you’re taking it but that’s where someone needs to help you people or you need to help yourselves if that’s not really what you’re trying to do.” says the CIA.
“ she has two of those hers or actual antiques worth hundreds of dollars those are probably worth about $1000 to 1200 the ones that she owns because they’re antique actual antique pieces that this piece is imitation of.  A cheap imitation at that it’s almost creepy how similar they look. She has other organs around her house as well. I mean she has a lot of stuff like that. She isn’t have some thing that ceramic that’s in pristine condition but she does have an antique cracked piece that if it wasn’t cracked would be worth around four or $5000. She also has a an antique French table that would be worth around. Oh I don’t know $200,000 if it was in mint condition. She a bit but really it’s it’s bizarre everything in this list this old buddy list of stuff that she literally has around her house or that her mother does. They don’t realize that that it’s to her. Some of the stuff is just cheap shit.” says a dead man.
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