Keen to Cross the Pond

“Sexy Fuck” by Dr. Dre as written for private Illuminati meetings to celebrate Bobby Kennedy Junior’s candidacy for US President plays.

Bobby fondly recalls lighting a dildo on fire putting it in his butthole and then running away from Cheryl, over a year ago! …Yes. He really did that. …In front of hundreds of donors.

Bon Voyage by Wallerstedt plays.

“I went through so much physical pain!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior. “And just to be made a fool of by Usha Vance.”

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He weeps.

Usha wore a lace teddy from Victoria’s Secret. In blue. And danced.

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He stops crying. “I just have to keep telling myself…that daddy was there.” says Bobby.

“Yeah.” says Cheryl.

“HE LOVES ME!!!” says Bobby dry weeping.

“Yup.” says Cheryl.

“DADDY STILL LOVES ME!!!” shrieks Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“YOU LOST!!” yells Charlie Kirk telepathically at Bobby Kennedy Junior.

Bobby shoots at him telepathically.

The song starts over.

“LOSER!” yells a Republican woman at Bobby.

“I’m NOT A LOSER!!!” yells Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“YOU LOST!!” yells another Republican at Bobby.

“I did not LOSE!!!” bellows Bobby.

“Bobby! Calm down!!” urges Cheryl.

“You only did what you did because you wanted to seem like you won! …You knew Trump was more likely to win. And you wanted to stay relevant! …You thought, ‘I’m either going to destroy him…or protect myself from ridicule!’” yells Charlie Kirk.

“I…was…a CHAMPION!!!” yells Bobby.

“Loser.” says a Republican.

He gets angry and walks off.

This song plays as it’s an homage to Bobby’s ass.

The woman has an average butt. But she’s a huge slut. And that’s the idea. Bobby lies. He knew Lem was very possibly straight.

So the idea is to use his average ass to create magic. Because…he’s “with the band.”

I’m With The Band

There’s a party at the neon graveyard
A Dixie cup full of sin
My chaperone is playing the trick card
And all my good intentions were bad (Hey)

[Pre-Chorus: Dan Auerbach]
I’m walking through a ring of fire
With a credit card glued to my hand
And my cellphone is slowly melting
Don’t you know I’m still a friend of the band?

I’m with the band
I’m with the band
I’m with the band

[Verse 2: Beck]
I got a heart full of napalm
And a black bouquet
I’m taking calls from your mom
Asking if I’m okay (Hey)

[Pre-Chorus: Dan Auerbach]
I’m walking through a ring of fire
With a credit card glued to my hand
And my cellphone is slowly melting
Well, don’t you know I’m still a friend of the band?

[Chorus: Dan Auerbach & Beck]
I’m with the band
I’m with the band
I’m with the band
I’m still a friend of the band

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus: Dan Auerbach, Beck]
Hey
I’m with the band
I’m with the band
I’m with the band

Those lyrics were all inspired by Bobby’s annoying obsession with Lem Billings. Very few people know about it. But the few people who do get creeped out by him…or they tend to be sympathetic. People have been so programmed to feel sorry for homosexuals that they feel incredibly sorry for Bobby. He’s a tragically closeted gay.

“Why are you…so quiet about this?” asked a Queer Eye For The Straight Guy man.

Bobby hesitated. “Because I’m not really gay.” he said very quietly.

“Then what are you?” asked the fashion expert.

“I’m…choosing to have sex with Lem. In my heart. Because my dad died.” says Bobby.

“What’s the connection?” he said.

“My dad forced Lem to give him oral sex at gun point. Once. In the Oval Office. Caroline Kennedy, my cousin, found Secret Service records! My cousin JFK Jr. found them before he was killed. …LOTS of shit!! …Okay!? I’m talking about BIG DEAL INFORMATION!

Ah…

*He shrugged*

Anyway…apparently my dad forced Lem to given him oral sex. Threatening the life of him and his whole family. In the Oval Office.

And…he did it. HE SERVICED…MY DAD!” said Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“He was gay Bobby!” said the fashion expert. “WE ALL KNOW LEM WAS GAY!!!”

Bobby looked confused.

“He didn’t force him to. I’d HAPPILY fuck any of the men in your damn family!” said the fashion expert.

“That’s not what the official records show.” says Bobby.

“THEY WERE HOMOPHOBIC! It’s so common! No! Your dad was a player! Just like you.” said the fashion expert.

“Well…so…see the thing is…I was…damaged.” said Bobby, shuffling his feet. Looking mysterious and tragic. His hands in his pockets.

“Okay???” said the fashion expert.

“I think…my sexual obsession with Lem Billings is because I’m just trying to make my dad come back. …My head is twisted!” says Bobby.

“No. Bobby…that’s not how homosexuality works. …NO!” said the fashion expert.

“Whatever.” said Bobby in a totally ambiguous way.

They went back and forth for a while. Anyway…this song came from that. He was trying to help Bobby come out of the closet. Using the image of an average American woman in the 1960’s or so. Showing off her butt. Awkwardly. …So Bobby thought it was good sex magic to shove a dildo up his asshole and literally light it on fire. It was an homage to some Asian religious practice. An attempt to seduce both Lem Billings and Jesus.

“WHAT!??!” says Harry Young.

“Yup!” says Tan France.

“Why!?” says Harry.

“Why what??” says Tan,

“He didn’t sleep with him! Oh my god, no!” says another gay man.

“No. I just wanted to be kind.” says Tan, shrugging. “He is a black hole. Mary called him a black hole. Mary his wife who hung herself??? Surely you’ve heard of her? No?? Okay…well…she hung herself, Harry. …And Bobby…

Nevermind!” he says laughing.

“This was supposed to be my secret victory song.” says Bobby.

“I often shove dildos up my butt. …Okay!? It’s a thing.” says Bobby, defensively,

“The song was in production for over five years. Okay!? …We had to force The Black Keys to go along with us. …Well…not me…but our connections. …They found it too gross. …But then a psychic working with Bobby…explained to them that it was good sex magic. …And they used Bobby’s supposed concern for the environment…to strong-arm the Black Keys. …They were super nice about it.” explains Tan France.

The song plays and finishes for the third time. The Illuminati is trying to calm down Bobby.

The play it one more time. Hoping it will chill him out.

“All your good intentions are BAD!” says Cheryl trying to seem sexy for Bobby. Like old times. She laughs and stands-up dancing. Grinning. She does an imitation of a 1960’s go-go dancer.

The song ends. Cheryl claps.

“I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!” Bobby yells violently at Donald Trump. “IF YOU GET SHOT AT…JIST ASSUME I HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT!!!”

“Is that a way of trying to get my parents back together and on a date?” says Ivanka, hopefully.

“NO!!!” yells Bobby. “I WANT HIM DEAD!!!”

“We just elected him Bobby.” says an American man.

“SO WHAT!??” yells Bobby.

“Bobby…he’s our President.” says a man in America.

“NOT REALLY!” yells Bobby.

“How!?” asks Kamala.

Bobby folds his arms across his chest. Smirks. “YOU DAMN WELL KNOW WHY YOU NIGGER!” yells Bobby.

“Oh! My marriage to Jarrod?” says Ivanka.

“NO!

Donald Trump…IS AFRICAN!” yells Bobby.

“Like African American?” says Kamala in her Valley Girl manner.

“NO! AFRICAN!!!” yells Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“How?” asks Meghan Markle. “How, my love?”

“REINCARNATION!!!” yells Bobby.

Awkward silence.

“I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING!!! I HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE. I have HEARD the songs. He’s selling us out. To the Ancient Africans.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“It’s IN THIS FILM!” says Bobby. “ALL OF IT!!”

“I AM THAT WOMAN!!! SHE IS ME!!!” yells Bobby.

“You’re like Emily…but richer and prettier?” says a gay man.

“YES!!! OBVIOUSLY!!!” yells Bobby.

“Okay?” says the gay man. “Go on!”

“OH MY GOD!! It is SO OBVIOUS!!!

But…if you really need me to explain:

DIGGORY VENN!“ says Bobby.

“What?” says JD Vance.

“He’s BLACK.” says Bobby, nodding.

“Reincarnated?” says Catherine.

“YES!!!!” screams Bobby.

“Huh.” says China.

“So you’re saying…the entire film has to be seen from that perspective?” says Catherine.

“YES!!!! OF COURSE.” says Bobby, exasperated.

“Was Call Me By Your Name inspired by this film?” asks a man.

“AHH…WHAT DO YOU THINK!? YES!!! …I love this film.

You guys…Egdon Heath…is US. It’s ALL OF HUMANITY.

…I’ll never forget when I watched it with Mary.” says Bobby, fondly.

Awkward silence.

“She was…so…quiet. …I think she was scared. Scared she was going to die of heat exhaustion.

Clym…IS EVIL. CLYM IS…UGLY.” says Bobby.

“So what’s the message?” says Jeremiah.

“SEX…IS…IN…THE EARTH!” says Bobby.

“Oh. Okay.” says another famous gay man.

“And the Africans know that. BUT THEY LIE!!!” says Bobby.

Awkward silence.

“THOMAS HARDY was not the author. …I WAS.” finally reveals Bobby.

“You went back in time and wrote this?” asks a Native American woman.

“YES!!!” says Bobby.

“Have you read the book?” asks Cheryl of Bobby.

“NO! …Mary told me not to.

And we were soulmates. So…I guess I just…never have.” says Bobby, cuttingly.

“Yeah. You were soulmates.” says Cheryl.

“WE WERE!!!

So…I’ll just never read it! It’s verboten!” says Bobby channeling Lacey, against her will.

“So this is her interpretation!?” says Dr. David Miller.

“NO!” says Bobby, irritated.

David looks annoyed. “No!! She had terrible hermeneutics. …RIGHT. …But you were just channeling her?” he says.

“YES!!” says Bobby.

“He has been channeling her his whole life. To sound cute. Stuff like that. Not this.” says Cheryl.

“She’s mocking ISRAEL!!!” yells Dr. David Miller.

“No!! She’s mocking stupidity.” says a gay man.

“NO!” says David Miller.

“What are you talking about?” says Bobby.

“You know!!!” yells David Miller.

“No. I don’t.” says Bobby.

David Miller laughs and shakes his head no. “YOU JOKE TOO MUCH! …People are going to start thinking you’re serious, Bobby.” he says.

“ABOUT WHAT!?” yells Bobby.

“OH COME ON!!” says David Miller.

“DAVID?” says Bobby.

“YOU ARE NOT STUPID!!!” yells Dr. David Miller at Bobby Kennedy Junior, almost sounding anguished.

“I know.

Come on! You’ve seen it!?” says Bobby.

“Seen WHAT!? Return of the Native?” says David Miller, laughing, arrogantly.

“YEAH!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“No. But I’m capable of doing my research. Bobby…this is nonsense!” says David Miller. “You’re being had.”

“NO!

I love this film.” says Bobby.

“Is Lacey better looking than Catherine Zeta Jones?” asks a reader.

“YES!” says Dr. David Miller her Messiah College Bible Professor. He scoffs. “Bobby…you’ve never seen the film! I can tell!!!”

“NO!! I’ve watched it. Dozens of times.” says Bobby.

“No!!

You sound like a student who’s never watched the film!!!” yells Dr. David Miller.

“No!! I’ve watched it. …Good GOD!!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“But that’s not the plot.” says Dr. David Miller.

Bobby puts the film on.

“You are no blessing, my husband!” Bobby yells at Dr. David Miller, laughing. “Seriously! WATCH THE FRICKEN MOVIE!” he says playfully to Dr. Miller.

“WHAT!?” says Dr. Miller, laughing.

“YOU ARE SUCH A THOMASIN!” Bobby says to David Miller.

Moon River by Henry Mancini plays.

“Ahh…he’s watched the film. I think you just have an ego problem.” China says to Dr. David Miller.

“No! He’s never watched it!” says Dr. David Miller.

“How can you tell?” asks China.

“He’s missing the point! He’s missing the details. He’s missing- Well! *Dr. David Miller rolls his eyes* He’s missing essential plot points. …His version of the story is vastly different than what was created.” says Dr. David Miller, scoffing.

“No!! I understand what you refuse to understand! …YOU MORON!!!” yells Bobby Kennedy Junior at Dr. David Miller.

“Which is WHAT!?” says Dr. David Miller.

“THOMASIN…is EVIL. Catherine Zeta-Jones is simply à misunderstood woman. …Thomas Hardy is a fool.

*Blue Moon as performed by Swingfield Big Band plays.*

Eustacia is a goddess. …Mkay!? You’ve never slept with Catherine. I did! Once.

She is…a goddess!

She is…MOI!

And…I went back in time. …Wrote the novel. But made sure to make references to African people at the beginning…to keep myself clear.

The lights? AFRICA! ….HELLO!? Kwanzaa.

…HA!!!” says Bobby. “Dude! You don’t know me. Sorry!”

The song ends.

“Bobby! You did not go back in time.” says Dr. David Miller.

“No! I DID!” says Bobby.

Try To Remember by Perry Como plays.

“He did.” says Cheryl.

“No he didn’t.” says Dr. David Miller.

“NO! YOU KIKE!! I DID!!” yells Bobby.

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“Ha! You’ve never read the book.” says Dr. David Miller.

“NO!! I explained. …My GOD!!!” yells Bobby.

The two men get into a horrific fight.

The song ends.

More as sung by Frank Sinatra & Count Basie plays.

Last night Lem Billings was sent to Hell by a jealous Frank Sinatra. Over Lacey’s breasts.

And Lacey was woken up twice by psychics in America who pathetically have taken to harassing the British people. Why? Because they’re mad. They’re all psychotically angry.

“I UNDERSTAND!!” yells Bobby. “Let’s just kill DONALD TRUMP!??”

Lem was prevented from having sex with Lacey. Repeatedly and Peggy Flanagan insisted Lacey was a lesbian. So Lacey was raped by Becca Fuester’s father and a herd of Boomer lesbians. In her sleep.

Lacey woke-up confused. Went back to sleep and had a dream that she shot all of the Boomer women in the head. Brutally massacring them into limp pools of blood.

Smile as performed by Nat King Cole plays.

“I don’t understand why she goes along with it.” says Peggy Flanagan.

“TO KILL THEM.” says Donald Trump.

“But her body responds!” says Peggy Flanagan.

“Yes!! But that’s her acting ability. She was molested. So she figured out how to fool people that way. She’s never fooled me. She can’t. But…you’re obviously a hick.” says Lem Billings to Peggy Flanagan.

“So…she’s psychologically capable of being sexual. And yet disturbingly being totally absent from her body. In reality.” says a man.

“YUP!

…She’s tried to explain this hundreds of times. And actors can back-up her words. But…you refuse to believe it. Because you’ve attached too much meaning to her not existing.” says Lem.

“So she shot me too?” says John Fuester, Becca’s father.

“No! You just disappeared? In a minivan.” says a porn star.

A Summer Song by The Lettermen plays.

There’s a great chance dozens of lesbian Boomer women will develop deadly breast cancer because of that dream.

“WHAT!? She’s a lesbian!” says the DNC.

“Has she threatened to shoot them before?” asks an Englishwoman.

“NO! She said she was scared she’d have done that. In the wrong circumstances. …So…we just assumed she was a lesbian. …Because…well…she’s a big stupid idiot.” says the DNC, sincerely on truth serum.

“So she tried to tell you that she was going to get violent!?” yells the CIA.

“No! …She tried to tell us…she was ‘uncomfortable’ and we KNEW that was just her being sexually repressed. Because Katy Perry insists she’s a sex expert and so does Harry Styles. And they claim we all have multi gender energy. And that we’re all bisexual!” yells a herd of Hollywood stars.

“No exceptions?” says God.

“DUH!!!” say the Hollywood stars.

“That’s RUBBISH!” says God.

Strangers In The Night as performed by Bert Kaempfert & His Orchestra plays.

“So…she’s not a secret lesbian? Who’s just too poor and beneath us to understand?” says the DNC, laughing. “We won! We won big! …But…we lost the US Presidential election because there were so many Americans who are WORTHLESS!! I HATE THEM!!!! I HATE THEM! LET’S KILL THEM!!!!”

“So…you were told no by Lacey and that she was straight and purely feminine? But you didn’t believe that because you believe you know better?” says Donald Trump.

“YES!!! WE DO!!! …Look she’s an ugly, masc butch bitch. And I for one refuse to accept her version of reality. She’s LESBIAN!!!!” screams the DNC on truth serum. “ERIN IS STRAIGHT!!! NOT LACEY! HOUSEWIVES WERE ALL LESBIANS, PEDOPHILES, KIKES, NIGGERS, HOES, OR FRAUDS!!!”

“NIGGERS?” says a Black woman.

“YES!! YOU KNOW YOU NIGGER! YOU KNOW!!” yells the DNC.

“See…I told Jack Kennedy to watch over Lacey and Lem last night. Because I assumed they were lying about him.” says the psychopathic billionaire, mystified. “I KNOW they were just lying. There are no bad people who are dead. …Everyone who dies is made perfect. Instantly. There are no bad dead people. …Well…I mean…if there are even dead people.”

“Ahh…but Lacey’s not attracted to women!” says a reader.

“NOT TRUE!! She’s GOT to be a dyke, a pedophile, or a peasant, or an idiot, or a liar!!! BECAUSE WE SURE AS HELL ARE NOT INFERIOR!!!!!” yells the DNC on truth serum.

“Yup! Those were women who were real. In her dream. And they knew not to partake. But they did anyway. They used Lem’s sexual desire for her as she was forced to sleep…to arouse them via Satan.” says God.

“How!?” yells Dr. David Miller.

“They viciously stole it from him. As he’s with her. For eternity. By choice.” says God.

“B. J. Thomas? Were you gay?” asks Tamara.

“No. I was bisexual. …But I fell in love with my wife. …And I still am in love with Gloria.” says Billy Joel Thomas.

He advises Lacey to get drunk. Regularly. To die. With the caveat that she should do it in Christ.

“So…she’s not attracted to women?” says God.

“No! She is!” says Peggy Flanagan.

“No! She’s attracted to women?” says God.

“WHAT!?” says Peggy Flanagan.

“Yeah. You keep incessantly trying to convince me and everyone else that she’s a lesbian. CONSTANTLY. …So I just wanted to hear from you, directly.” says God.

“NO!” says Peggy Flanagan. “SHE IS GAY.”

“Except she isn’t at all.” says God.

“THEN WHAT DO I KEEP SENSING!??” yells Peggy Flanagan.

“HER SWEETNESS.” yells God.

“No. She’s not sweet. She was a huge butch bitch from like…HELL…and still is.” says Peggy Flanagan.

“No. She’s sweet.

She’s also being brutally raped in her sleep now regularly by women. Thanks to the Illuminati. And those are real women.” says God.

Downtown by Petula Clark plays.

Lacey smashes in Petula Clark’s dumb face with a huge metal rod. Then she smashes in her body forcing her insides out of her mouth and asshole. And Jesus cheers her on. As does Queen Elizabeth I. If Petula Clark has come on to Lacey inappropriately.

“If I’ve told her no and she refuses to hear it.” explains Lacey.

“This is such an innocent song!” says a dead woman. “Or it was supposed to be.”

“That’s up to Petula.” says God.

In The Mood as performed by Airmen Of Note plays.

And at that Lacey violently mutilates the genitalia of her female sex offenders in her sleep. They scream in excruciating pain. And at that Lacey gags them on giant penises made of demons who put them through extraordinary anguish. Then she revives them and smashes their brains into a brick wall like she’s beating a dirty rug.

And all of humanity cheers her on. Aww! …But of course…this only happens..if it’s what’s best in God’s will.

A String of Pearls as performed by Glenn Miller plays.

Lacey washes her hands off. Sits down. Wearing pearls, red lipstick and curls. Sweet. Tender. Beautiful as always.

With Lem.

“My gosh! What a boring business.

Why did God create those worthless pieces of mud?” says Lacey.

“Darling! You’re flattering them. …They aren’t mud. They’re…Hell’s sweet diarrhea. Possibly for eternity. If they don’t repent.” says Lem.

“Shoot. …I had hoped better for them.

Why do these lesbians in the Illuminati with weird hair and odd mannerisms…keep insisting I’m more masculine and gay than them!?” says Lacey.

Chances Are as performed by Johnny Mathis plays.

“Because so many people have lied. Like Johnny Mathis. He was SO obviously gay. But…people were offended that he was ‘accustomed’ to homosexuality. …He wasn’t accustomed. He was. …So when you try to tell people something nuanced about orientation they don’t listen to what you’re saying. They listen to what they want to hear. Unless they’re like you and I. …But no! That’s an excuse.

I’ll tell you what! It’s pure jealousy.

Emma tried. But she’s ugly as shit compared to you. And so is Peggy.

See…they cling to ideas they have based on their past guiding moments. Someone told them they were wrong about Johnny Mathis and it hurt. It hurt their egos. And they also felt convicted. …So…they blindly use that as a template for EVERYTHING now. And you upset them. So…you will NEVER be heard by them…until God intervenes.

They CANNOT think it through. Because it’s too psychologically difficult for them. …They’d have to deal with so many painful things. And they are too weak, greedy, immature, poorly educated, poor, ugly, and evil to do it. …It’s OBVIOUS you’re just defending yourself and that you’re being brutally sexually assaulted by women. But those women dumb or evil enough to not understand all that…and they’re dumb enough to think that they’re GODLY for doing it.” explains Lem.

Meet Virginia by Train plays.

“I KNOW Lacey is still in love with me.” says Joe Kennedy Junior. “And that’s part of why they keep thinking she’s homosexual and looking for sex with John Fuester and her mother who raised her.”

“Yup!” says Peggy Flanagan, smiling. “WE HAVE TO BE HONEST! HE’S HER MAN!”

“No. He’s not.” says God.

The song ends.

“Joe. What happened!?” screams a reader.

“Ahh…Lacey…is Kirk LeMoyne Billings’s twin flame. God doesn’t call them twin flames. But there’s no word for it in Christianity. So I’m using the word twin flame.

That evil ghost is my younger brother, Jack Kennedy. He’s actually having his picture taken right now. As I write this. Because he’s been avoiding God, using Satan. And right now he’s stuck as an evil little boy.

Ahh…so…basically he’s been tormenting Lacey her whole life. Jack. He’s been torturing Lacey her whole life.

…And…the reason why is because he’s mad at Lem for being straight. …We knew Lem was straight. But we were mad that he was better than us. …Okay? Not pretending to be Old Money but actually Old Money. …People had a better sense of those things back then. …And so we lied. We lied a lot. To ourselves and to others.

Fast forward to her life. Ahh…I agreed to fall in love with her. To confuse her. And cover for Jack. And he’s still playing dumb and pretending he’s not the brains behind the operation, so to speak. He’s just…obsessed with them. Both. People do have the story backwards, in the popular narrative. But it requires understanding homosexuality honestly…and most people alive today, in 2024, are actually still too ignorant and backwards to understand. Jack looks homosexual, somewhat. Lem does not. And that’s something else Jack is livid about.

So…I’ve been covering for him. Okay? And…it got weird. Because she’s actually Tom Banks’s daughter. …And we…just didn’t analyze that. So…she’d NEVER have begged to marry me. …Mary begged Bobby. Emily Black begged Bobby. Pat Wilson begged me. Ethel begged Bobby Senior. …It’s a thing. Jackie BEGGED Jack. …We LIVE for that. …Lem did not beg. Ever. Jack did beg Lem for gay sex and then he violently threatened Lem. Repeatedly. The popular narrative is upside down. …Because Jack seemed straight after our spin machine insisted on it. Worked at it. And…you all are too ignorant to understand that Lem really faked being gay. So it seems too convoluted to think Jack was gay and Lem was straight, even though that’s actually reality.

In this case, gay men are almost pure evil.

Ahh…so I was pretending and going along with it until Pat Wilson died. …And then I started sleeping with her. And…Jack’s well crafted pure evil torture for Lacey fell completely apart. …God was trying to use F. Scott Fitzgerald to gradually walk us away from it. But…Chris was…a HUGE fault line.

And…it just happened. After Pat died…it was just…over. But…I fell in love with Lacey. And yet because we had a totally fucked-up narrative about her…I’m not able to get over her.

Kick is nuts. And in a way so am I. And we thought we were in love. …But we’re really just siblings and we are too jaded and evil and messed-up to comprehend brotherly and sisterly love. We mislabeled it as something sexual. Because we truly didn’t cognitively understand the concept of familial love. …And it got…weird. And our heads started to kill each other’s heads. And it really hurt. …But we didn’t know that would happen.

And we’re still confused. …Because Kick is super narcissistic. And I’m…narcissistic too.

So…turns out…I actually was attracted to her. And God acknowledged that. But…it didn’t matter. I guess? Because He didn’t design her for me. And we had to brainwash her into it. So…it was just temporary. Possible! Because she’s a woman, I’m a man, and I’m straight. But temporary.

But…she’d NEVER have begged for my marriage. And I didn’t know that. I didn’t understand her actual psychology. Just the way she responded to our bullshit. …So I had assumed an enormous amount of control over her. And…I didn’t have ANY. …Not really. And my whole family was counting on it. Because we support each other…and Jack was determined to get REVENGE.

So…now I’m hurting. Because I actually fell in love. And it’s completely over. But I truly DO NOT UNDERSTAND. …I thought I would. Because I spent HOURS observing her and obsessively analyzing her. For years! …Just to be kind to Jack. And to be evil. I guess. Both.

But…I have no idea what’s going on.” says Joe. “I guess she’s completely over me??? MAN!”

“No. She’s genuinely over you.” says Chris Hayes.

“BUT IT WAS SO REAL!! AND SO INTENSE!” yells Joe Kennedy.

“YUP. …Oh well. …You’re done forever. For real. She doesn’t know this…I got curious in the afterlife…and looked into it…and yup. You literally have NO chance. …AT ALL. …AT ALL. …Her doubts are a trick of Satan. …And I’m pulling the plug.

…SHE IS SO…CAREFUL. …And it’s in Christ. It’s rooted in morality and goodness and it’s safe. But…it’s not…your entry point. At all. That’s a trick of Satan. …You genuinely have no chance. *Chris laughs* Neither do I. Lots of men don’t. *He shrugs* …How are you so SLOW!?!” says Chris Hayes to Joe Kennedy

Later.

“I am the evil force in the house. Lacey looked like the mom. But prettier. …A lot. And better bred.

Ahh…the pig is Jody. Jody Henderson. …Lacey insists Jody didn’t molest her. But I had hoped she did.

Jody was plus size. Not fat.

Ahh…their house is about where Lacey and Lem were supposed to have lived.

…So. I inspired the evil.” says JFK.

“Why are you so attached to 1975?!?” yells George Soros.

“I slept with a train conductor. Who worked for Amtrak. In Saint Paul, Minnesota. In 1975. He gave me his pants. …And…he hurt me. Because he used me.” says JFK.

“So…why did you kill the six people?” says a ghost hunter.

“Because God removed the evil. From her. As she warred in the Holy Spirit when I conjured them to attack her in 2016. They threw all of Hell at her. Almost literally.

And she fended them off. …But I couldn’t stand that. So I tried to find a way to attack her…and it just became Amityville.

I inspired the murders. And Athalia Ponsell got killed too. …But…the murder was supposed to help her survive when God has tried to help her and her family die. …Demons and angry dead Americans, including lesbians mad that Donald Trump lost, helped us confuse Ronnie. Because I hate Ron Craft.

…Truth is…if any of the stuff that happens in the house happened to Lacey…she’d probably have fun. …We’ve had to try really hard to scare her.

The red room? Lacey’s perfume cabinet in the basement.

It’s a Dutch Colonial. Her house!? A CAPE COD! ….How rude!

Ahh…HELL is literally running out of evil to attack her with.” says Jack Kennedy.

“So…did Lem Billings kill you?” asks Queen Elizabeth I.

“Oh! And the green slime is meconium.

Ahh…I am not John Ketchum. I’m John Kennedy trying to catch them. Catch Lem. Ah….I refuse to accept it. He may have.” says JFK.

“He’s guilty. …He isn’t directly responsible. But he is responsible.” says the train conductor who slept with JFK.

“Why do you all so VIOLENTLY insist Lem was gay!?!” yells Al Franken.

“Because she’s LYING!!!” says a Millennial woman, laughing.

“NO!!!! You don’t know that!!!” shrieks Al Franken.

“Gosh it must be fun fucking her!” she says, attacking Lacey out of the blue.

“NO!! SHE IS NOT LYING!!!” yells Al Franken.

She ignores him.

“NO!!!! SHE’S NOT LYING!!!!” shrieks Al Franken.

She looks terrified.

“SHE’S NOT LYING!!!” screams AL Franken.

“Why does she have to be prettier than me!?” she asks like Lacey is attacking her with her beauty.

“DEAR GOD!!!! USE YOUR BRAIN!!!!” yells Al Franken.

“She’s possessed by Jack.” says a dead Native American woman who’s buried on the land. “No! Not Lacey. …The woman you’re talking to.”

“Thank you.” says Al Franken.

“Nobody should be living in that house. …But it’s happened. …It’s a portal to Hell.” says Lem.

“It’s NOT a hoax. The murders happened.” says one of the victims.

“So…you helped kill, Lem?” says Al Franken.

“Yes. I did.” says Lem.

“Why?” says David Pitts, shaking.

“I hated him.” says Lem. “I genuinely couldn’t stand him. He ruined my life. He was a psychotically self-obsessed man.”

“You guys took a beautiful aesthetic and tried to make it look cheesy. That doesn’t work. Did you realize that!?” yells a content creator at the Illuminati.

“No!” says the CIA. “They don’t think that deeply in that way. Almost ever. They’re cheap thinkers.”

“I SMELL…SMELL like Old Money. OBVIOUSLY A REFERENCE TO Lacey.” says a laughing reader.

“Do you guys make fun of her thinking that she has a double chin?” says a male reader.

“ yes I know she clearly doesn’t and neither did her father but we refuse to accept that it’s just a photographic error.” says the CIA.

“Our chin-lines don’t photograph well. I made it look sensitive and handsome. She makes it soft and feminine. Because on her it is.

We do have an unusual chin line. It’s very British. Very British. But it’s not receding. Nor is it a double chin. I’m sorry. It’s unusual…and on me…it wasn’t necessarily perfect. Because I’m a man. But I made it look good! …But on her it’s perfect. It’s like a mother with a strong chin line versus a son with the same strong chin line. It’s more masculine! So it looks better on him.

But I was very popular with the ladies. So…” says Tom Banks.

“So that’s what it looks like if she doesn’t stick out her chin!” says Casi.

“YES! But…that’s truly not what it looks like in person. That’s OBVIOUS!!!” screams one of her classmates. “She’s not LYING!! She’s trying to make her face look like it does it person.”

“ so here you go Smith scared her eyes and made her chin look smaller than it is at her forehead look bigger than it is and smashed her face in together.” says a reader.

“ this is closer to what she actually looks like, but it’s so extraordinarily beautiful that you people egotistically lose your actual sanity and start thinking that it’s impossible when it’s not this is really she’s probably better looking than this, but this is basically what she looks like except she’s probably prettier, so this is slightly closer to what she looks like, but it’s still not flattering at all it’s still not flattering at all it still isn’t flattering at all but it’s closer to her extraordinary beauty.” yells reality.

“ here’s some a notice that she was looking good so decided to make her boobs look flat, her hair look bad and mess with the coloring of her teeth.” says Matt Nesheim.

“ you can see in this picture that she has no double chin. If she had one she would it would show in this picture because she’s literally moving her head down into her neck in a normal way not like a turtle move like she’s actually moving her neck down, she’s not receding her not her face and to her neck. She’s actually just moving her head down, and maybe she’s slightly trying to make it look more pronounced but it’s very slight yes and you guys are pathetic because it’s obvious that if she had a double chin, it would be showing in this picture. We really shouldn’t even still be having to explain this to you guys, but I’m letting you guys keep arguing your bullshit because anyone reading this and watching her is now understanding how psychotically narcissistic you all really are it’s not just not narcissism it’s psychotic narcissism.” says the CIA about the Illuminati.

“ you can see you Thursday in Carnation that’s just Scotia. I know these are not this isn’t flattering to her at all. It might be slightly accurate but it’s not flattering and I have a feeling people are focusing instead on probably the color of her sweater the fact that it’s Brooks Brothers not Laura Piana the fact that her eyes look really large because of the camera it’s the camera the camera is making her eyes look large they’re not obnoxiously large the camera is literally playing tricks with you guys and the supernatural is as well. And it’s sad that you people wouldn’t realize that.” says the CIA to the Illuminati.

“ is she crazy?” asks a perfume collector.

“ no absolutely not you’re seeing brilliance in those eyes and intensity and anger you’re not seeing somebody who is crazy you’re saying someone who is superior to you internally not just because they’re white and it makes you feel insecure.” says the CIA.

“ you ignore her actual spirit and soul that’s captured frequently on film like in this picture you turn her into a stupid man or a stupid white person which is not who she is she’s not poor and peasant and stupid. That’s what you guys want her to be but that’s not reality.” says the CIA. “ dozens of years ago when people who is far smarter and more grounded in reality and sane that all of you were still alive, they kept you people from making total fart faces of yourselves. They also were dumb enough to think you weren’t as dumb as you seemed to be and so they let you people just go on this way never correct and you never explaining to you that you were stupid as fuck that you were eager, testicle idiots with an extraordinary amount of overconfidence.” says a dead man.

“ lacey’s unusual lack of vanity and ego is part of the reason it’s been almost impossible to capture her on film because she doesn’t actually know how to make her face look good and when she does you people think that she’s exaggerating if she really studied herself the way most people do she have figured it out but she’s not like you guys you lie you stare at yourselves in the mirror for hours at some point in your life you study yourself she’s possibly never done that in any sort of normal way, so she doesn’t really know what she looks like when she’s relaxed and not fighting for her life and she’s just looking at herself, so yeah, this is kind of what she looks like it again she’s prettier than this .” says George Bush.

“That’s more what she looks like. But it’s a filter.” says a reader.

“Yup!” says God.

“ you know she is actually extraordinarily beautiful, but it is a very different way than most people are who are unusually beautiful.” says a reader.

“Jack you have a hard time messing with the filters don’t you?” says Bill Gates.

“YES! The AI hates.” says JFK like he’s a HUGE victim of AI.

“It knows you’re a worthless ass!” says MSNBC to JFK.

“Who’s prettier?” says Nancy.

“Her cheekbones are better than that, Nancy. Sorry. Nice try? Umm…still…Lacey. I’m sorry, sweetie.” says a reader.

“She’s prettier than you too, Katie.” says the reader.

“Yeah, she’s prettier than you, Elsie.

She’s OBVIOUSLY prettier than you, Emma.

Yes! Duh. She’s prettier than you, Alisha.

Yup! She’s OBVIOUSLY prettier than you too.

Kate…no. You know she’s prettier than you.

Casi…you’re BUTT UGLY compared to her.

Yes! You look hideous compared to her too! DUH!

VERY OBVIOUSLY LACEY!!! VERY OBVIOUSLY LACEY IS PRETTIER.

Yes, she’s prettier than you too, Jackie.” says the reader.

“THEN WHEN DOES THIS END!???” screams Jackie.

“It doesn’t. She’s technically one of the most beautiful women to ever live.” says Diana Dors.

“ I get it in like actual reality and it really probably even spiritually she’s superior to most people so she’s just like a better person but that’s not what I’m talking about. OK like she’s just prettier than me just think about it it’s kind of creepy but it’s funny isn’t it she’s just prettier than me, yeah!” says Emma Stone. “ so she’s just old money she superior whatever she’s superior OK and she’s prettier than me and there could be something more attached to it than that but it’s like it’s also just we don’t know that for a fact but we do knows that she’s better looking which is a power thing. It’s a prestige thing it’s some thing man like but that might be in a certain sense all that it is that she’s just better looking.”

Erin thinks. Feels stupid.

“ but that does mean something!” says Peggy Flanagan.

“ yes in the context of her family and their oil and her father being Tom banks, so her being you know old money yes but she never married a handsome prince she marries a Lem’s Billings and he’s very wealthy. They probably would have a $4 million penthouse and other on the upper east side of Manhattan oh yeah no 45 million at least I mean it could be 20 million almost but then maybe they have a country house somewhere in Vermont worth 500,000 so that’s her glory. It’s like a $600,000 country estate maybe. Maybe $1,000,000.

But then that’s it. She has a net worth 40 million she married a man who we thought was a homosexual who wasn’t. I mean I can’t guarantee it but I’m a pretty good actress and I can tell that he’s acting and I don’t think the psychology of it makes sense. But he doesn’t think we believe that he was gay we really did. Yes no we really thought he was at least a lot of us did so that’s who she is. She marries a man who can unfortunately convince us that he’s homosexual when he’s not and he wasn’t even enjoying himself like at all he was miserable, and just torturing himself with it like a buffoon or a tragic, hero antihero I don’t know it’s complicated psychologically, but And then they’re worth like 40 million which is impressive. She married a Princeton graduate worth 40 million well she is too but came from a nice old money family that started a town in Nebraska. She was good friends with Lauren Bacall. You know that’s really impressive and that’s how I choose to think of her right now because it helps orientate me closer to reality Would I be impressed by this person in public health? Yeah, she’s better looking than almost anyone’s ever live. She is incredibly well mannered she has excellent taste she smells amazing and she’s very fascinating so if I saw her, I would want to be kind of observant as people are, because it’s fun to watch her If there’s reincarnations she Scotia. She’s been friends with Queen Elizabeth in a good way I mean you know what I’m saying like their friends, actual friends and it isn’t typical and so I mean she probably plays golf with Prince Philip and it’s not weird there either. It’s just friendship that’s not typical OK so it’s fascinating yeah it’s very cool but I think that’s what you guys have to grow up. Yes, the oil is significant here. The oil is in the trillions But that’s not what her and Linn would’ve had they would’ve had about 40 million which is still really impressive but it’s not earth shattering.

She’d be dead by now and maybe that’s where somethings do work out because it’s probably safer for her kids to know how evil we are then to have thought we were all really great people. She’s very protective of her children and lovers to so I have to think that somehow this works out for the best and that way, but then I don’t know I think we went to far I think we went too far.

Things can go wrong that you know not everything is as it should be.

So yeah so now we’re dealing with the fact that she doesn’t have Lem’s but she has trillions in oil and would she have been safer with Lem’s? Yes absolutely but he would’ve use their 40 million to keep them basically safer than everything I mean they would’ve been very safe, but, that’s not what happened in a way and what’s happening is that they have trillions in oil so they are old money you got that’s impressive and that’s definitely part of what’s happening but there’s also the oil and I think it’s sad that we’ve gotten so stuck on her beauty she is better looking than me. She’s better looking than everybody practically, and I have a feeling that’s irritating to her after a while believe it or not Like actually irritating because it’s just so unreal and bizarre. But then that’s where if you believe in reincarnation, it makes some sense because I don’t think there is reincarnation she supposed to even be here but also it’s like I feel like an Egyptian could be like that because they’re so I mean it’s a very old unique culture and they’re kind of like Jews in that way There’s something extremely ancient about them and it’s sort of unique so at least it is to a white person right but no but seriously that isn’t something that happens as much in white culture and I think it’s kind of embarrassing that she’s so white and that we have to make her to Gyptian to make sense of her.” says Emma Stone.

“ part of the reason people hate her so much is because she has such a strong presence which is not to be confused with being a strong person or even being like intense. She is intense she is strong but I don’t think that’s really what it is, that’s bothering people you’re in your envious of her, but I don’t think that’s it either. It’s that she has like a a lot of energy true lack of a better way to explain it is that her energy is loud.

And I think some people it’s almost like an autistic response to her it’s like too much sensory stimulation. I like a spiritual level. It’s too loud. It’s a it’s hard to be in her presence or even see her at times she doesn’t have our time with her self. She has an she doesn’t have a hard time understanding almost anybody which is something at the billionaires and illuminati have not quite understood But then that’s the thing if there’s reincarnation she’s not supposed to be here she’s genuinely not supposed to be here. If there’s reincarnation God is allowed it he’s using it for the good but it’s a weird experience and so it’s hard for her. It’s hard for other people because Because her energy if there’s green carnation or whatever it is even if it’s not that it’s just very loud.” says someone.

“ could Chris Hayes and Diego because they have been reacting to her partially for that reason?” says a Black woman.

“ yes and they were and they have yet to understand that.” says the someone.

Later.

“ in order to love Lacey you have to just accepted. She’s prettier than you- another could be something epic about her. And that’s just how it is and unless if you want to lose your brain or you want to be evil, then you just kinda leave it alone. I don’t think there’s any way to really alter that at all so you kind of just you must if you want to be evil and screw yourself over and in the World Cup Coffe Diego you can’t just have to let it go, but if that becomes unbearable to you, you start seeing her dizziness or her sweetness combined with her dizziness and you realize that she has a sense of humor, but her self possibly in a way that Lem pretended to, but didn’t entirely.

And we can’t guarantee it, but he very well may not have had as much of a sense of humor about himself.

There was a little girl who she used to play with name Casey who’s been referenced on this blog who was very it was very him she she used to cut her hair really short and Curlett like Annie from little orphan Annie and that wasn’t like the 90s so she was still doing that to her hair Her grandmother was narcissistic and a thought that it looked cute because it was like her haircut and so she insisted that Casey cut her hair that way as a way of torturing her as a narcissist but it made people make fun of Casey but it may Casey also more endearing to her grandmother And she was very close to her grandmother, so it was her grandmother’s narcissistic track to sort of be close to her granddaughter, but it was ridiculous looking.

Oh it was absolutely ridiculous looking and so she would him. She was kind of a plump, plump girl and so she would with her plumpness have very short curly locks and she was very tough kind of a little bit like Patty like Sandi Patty to so she had a similar vibe to Sandi Patty and women like that are very good on stage but they have a little bit of a masculine edge to them whether it’s accidental or just part of who they are. And they weren’t actually best friends but I think if there’s there was something there somebody in that they had Casey’s middle name was K yes and that may have been Lacey‘s actual first name. If she’s been raised by her family was K and then she called her self Lacey and it wasn’t because of Casey at all that’s just kind of her name and so Casey was Casey. Lacey was Lacey and then they kind of share the name K and it wasn’t sexual, they were they were just platonic friends, but they were very good friends. They weren’t really friends but they were friends but they weren’t and-

Sometimes you know they used to her mother used to say Casey you’re such a comedian and so we were examining that and ilumiNATTI just now before we came back and she decided to record more of what we’re saying to a child other than we were realizing that all they weren’t that funny Lacey was kind of boys on edge because she’s been tortured by JFK and tortured by her trauma but it literally is Jack Kennedy, and also trauma like he literally is physically attacking her all the time and so she’s always a little jumpy just a little jumpy add some people have thought that was ADHD it’s not necessarily she’s being attacked. So she was always just a little on edge and a little jumpy to her movements for Waze, just a tiny bit jerky it’s not autism she’s not autistic at all, but she was always just a little jumpy, and not at she has been diagnosed with ADHD, but we’re not sure that she actually even has that so I imagine this very beautiful little girl and Lacey was extremely beautiful:

and you can see from this picture that she really does look like the filtered version of herself. At least a lot more it’s not exact but it’s pretty damn close.

And so Casey was both try to find a picture of Casey: 

We can’t find one. Easily.

Anyway, Casi was a part of this dance team call just for kicks. They were a sort of professional girls dance team. And then she took the whole thing extraordinarily seriously.

If there’s reincarnation somebody whose dad had an extremely good sense of humor him, at least Casey’s lineage is British and Cornish. Oh, and oh, she took her dancing extremely seriously and she would spend a lot of time in her living room, but they played in a little girls dancing, but the dancing was not like fluid and feminine, even if it was fluid and feminine, but it was more than more like Like warfare. She would do these new pants with her arm and she made this office and she will start counting her moves very methodical and it was as if she was marching off to war. it was very fun it was like she was marching after war and so she say no and 1234 move back and then she do some some very methodical move and then it was in 1234 and she moved forward and it was. It was very very serious, very serious about it!

I think maybe this is the room. You have to have a British sense of humor to get it. It’s sort of like Mr. bean it’s sort of physical comedy in a way to serve British way Lacey in case you think it’s hilarious because Lacey is almost bothered by it and in a loving way and you’re also won’t let it go which is actually to try to help Casey deal with her narcissism, and then Casey has dignity That she demands through Christ in a beautiful British way yeah OK yes and I am so he’s at least he gives out to her mom but the nicer things get rather funny and rather ugly because Casey like self-awareness, and Egyptian‘s ancient Egyptian‘s did dancing as part of warfare, if there’s ring carnation were quite sure that they did Not necessarily, but they might have they might have spiritually use dancing as a way to evoke different entities to war in their behalf or just you different telekinetic things it’s complicated and obviously people today don’t wanna except that possibility or they don’t want to embarrass themselves but if there’s reincarnational her dead ancestors know that and so did Lacey‘s and so I think they were kind of teasing both of them and I’m in a loving reproachful way Because Lacey would just stand there and watch her mystified as to what she was supposed to do because she was supposed to be playing with her. You know Lacey was supposed to be playing with her while she was doing this and Lacey couldn’t figure out how to play that way so in a sense someone was saying to Lacey what were you doing? You know what were you doing back in Egypt? What is this you should tell us and then in another sense like she’s a little girl who’s in trouble and then another sense someone is saying to Lacey I don’t think so. I don’t think the British are Ancient Egyptians. So even if your Cornish you can try to imitate and Egyptian and it doesn’t quite work.

So that’s the way to appreciate. Lacey is just sort of Lassiter, because the thing is even if even though Casey is kind of making a fool of herself, and her ancestors are sort of mocking their awkward, pasty, pasty, you know British bodies, Laceyz and joins in on the south mockery on the good fun because in her tortured state of being tortured by Jack Kennedy, she was very jerky, so there are videos somewhere in her and Casey’s parents house of Casi dancing around very methodically counting, kind of like a hyacinth OK type character but a very sweet little girl in a way that way not but almost like hyacinth OK as a child at times and then there’s Lacey who is just totally confused with the look of absolute sweet almost senile confusion on her face but she’s so pretty she’s so pretty and not a psycho how lovely, his beautiful bride and a little girl but then she’s so you know awkward and she’s jerking around everywhere. No totally flabbergasted trying to join in on the fun and figure out how so you know what Casey has he’s very calm movements, Lacey is standing next to her kind of trying to look pretty and dance but then everything is kind of jerky and confused. She’s a little girl to him and it was funny to see one way or another some people side if there’s an afterlife and there is Emma Stone may have seen it and thought it was quite hilarious and thought we should share it with you. She may have gone outside of time to help write this blog post.

Because it really is quite funny, that is sort of the way the British people might be maybe get along with each other is that they learn to laugh at themselves and each other and they’re able to do it. They kind of don’t let themselves get carried away and they don’t let other get carried away, so they try to find what’s actually wrong with each other for real not just imaginary stuff. And so if you do that with Lacey, you do find her flaws which are not what you want them to be is that she is deep being psychotically psychically attacked by JFK which is actually absolutely hilarious, but Casey can appreciate it. Her family can appreciate it least you can appreciate it, but not everyone can apparently but I don’t know Casey was dancing you know being silly and then Lacey was dancing too and looking silly in her own way and her mother decided to film it. I don’t think to be mean but more just because she was trying to help them. do you know enjoy themselves a little girls.” says the CIA

“ so you were supposed to marry Joel!” says Erin to Lacey.

“ it didn’t work out but yes, she is just as smart as you aren’t and she’s more sophisticated but yes, yes she was supposed to marry. she supposed to marry Joel.” says the CIA.

“ who had the convoluted idea there was an either or where you’re either a housewife or a working girl as a woman and if there’s like not both at the same time, you’re so dumb saying like why did we decide that they couldn’t coexist?” says Erin.

“ that’s an interesting question I don’t think it’s simple. I have a feeling that that’s a very deep conversation. It seems simple but I don’t think it’s a simple thing. I think there’s something very nefarious there unless you just say oh it’s misogyny it probably is but we can’t guarantee it and she knows that too, she’s seen Stepford wives but then it’s like what really is it it could be it could be him from the fire it could be misogyny. It could be an incredibly serious thing it could even be JFK it’s hard to know.” says the CIA.

“ just to clarify, if there is reincarnation, I can tolerate her no, I really can sincerely if I was in her presence, I would have an equal or dominating influence over the supernatural as she does, if there’s any incarnation if not, it might be similar, but not necessarily, but it might be I’m not just trying to get you to watch my channel on YouTube but I I have a very strong energy if I can say that without the New Age, I have an incredibly strong energy which is how I’m able to sort of provoke spirits into talking because they’re overwhelmed by me and if there’s reincarnation, that’s part of why, because I’m actually Queen Elizabeth the first for real if it if there’s not ring carnation, I might be like that woman but I’m not actually her. If there is reincarnation, I am her. So that’s part of how I get people to talk to me as I scare them they know who I am but the ghost know who I am if there’s reincarnation part of the reason they talk to me is because there’s the sort of understanding that there’s sort of a joke in it at my expense And so some of the more nefarious people feel fine sort of talking to me because they feel like they’re making fun of me to begin with, and then some of the other people feel comforted by my presence have a very strong impact on people and so they say they feel affected by me.” says a woman.

“Elizabeth…WHY…if there’s reincarnation…are you SO fascinated by the supernatural?” asks a reader.

She thinks.

Ten minutes later:

“I’m not really Camelot.” she says.

“Are you Old Money?” asks a gay man.

“MMM…well…kinda.” she says.

“But not like Lacey?” says a Hispanic gay man.

“RIGHT.” she says.

“So do we love you or not?” says the gay Hispanic man.

“You LOVE ME. Oh my GOD…you LOVE ME. …You really do.” she says.

“You’re not SCOTTISH. Are you Egyptian?” asks a Hispanic man.

“YES. If there’s reincarnation I was also an Egyptian woman. Not a Queen. I’ve also been a poor British woman. But being Queen Elizabeth I was my big moment.

If there’s reincarnation.

I still look like myself. Regardless.” she says.

“So you’re protective of Lacey?” says a billionaire.

“YES!!! OH MY GOD! YES!!!” she says.

“So if there’s reincarnation Lacey’s genuinely not supposed to be here.” says her boyfriend. “She is! And God is cool with that! He loves that. He loves humans. But…it’s BAD.”

“This is WEIRD!” says Nancy.

Duetto buffo di due gatti by Gioacchino Rossini plays to let Lacey laugh in her spirit. At stupidity.

“It’s not a joke. Enough.” explains Queen Elizabeth I’s boyfriend.

Later.

“Erin. You’re not as pretty as her!” yells Dr. Moritz.

“Would you date me?” asks Erin.

“YES! But SO WHAT!?” says Dr. Moritz.

Later.

Jazz Suite No. 2 by Shastakovich plays as performed by the Russian State Symphony Orchestra.

“Lacey you think the Illuminati is a wonderful idea. Even if it’s all wonky with Satanism. All decrepit and evil. You think the idea is…obvious.” says a billionaire who killed Stanley Kubrick if anyone did.

“YES!” she says,

“OOPS!” he says.

“Jack Kennedy what do you think?” asks the Illuminati.

“I think…it’s…

Well!

It’s bad.” says JFK nodding.

“So! Now what? Because she’s OBVIOUSLY SCOTIA!” says a Real Housewife.

“OH MY GOD!

Lacey…we think Melchelzedik was reincarnated as Jesus. Not as Melchelzedik though. As himself. So…he took Melchelzedik’s spirit…and then-“ starts a gay man.

“Anyway…we think there’s actually reincarnation.” says a Real Housewife.

“So he’s half man from Melchizedek? Which is how he’s able to redeem humanity?” says a Jew, laughing.

“That’s our thinking. So Melchizedek was cloned. In Heaven. God used his original spirit. And then…that’s where the spiritual man side of him came from. Because he’s not from a man. He’s physically from his mummy. Partially. But spiritually he’s up a creek without reincarnation. So…given their understanding at the time, he’s telling them he’s reincarnated when he says he’s ‘in the spirit of Melchizedek.’ that he’s reincarnated. Reincarnation was common belief back then. So…was he trying to explain where his spiritual human being was from?” says a Real Housewife.

“That actually makes a ton of common logical, logistical sense. …Honestly…it would not alter Christianity in my view, but…I’m not a theology professor.” says a lesbian reader. “I worry it is that. Or something close to it. Who brought this theory up and explained it?”

“Lacey.” admits a Real Housewife.

“Okay.” says the lesbian, getting freaked-out.

“So…someone told Lacey…we were done with interclass warfare.” says a Black American woman, laughing.

“WHAT!!” says a reader.

“YUP. …Kick Kennedy told her that. When she was about 10. And she’s been subconsciously believing it ever since.” says the Black woman.

“So like…classes aren’t fighting anymore!?” says a perfume collector.

“YES!!” says the Black woman. “She told Lacey that her family had completely taken care of it all. With the Kennedy Administration.”

“Lacey made sense of it. She felt it had started in the late 1800’s and progressed into the present…but…possibly really taken off in the 1940’s. Possibly with a grand, victorious moment in the early 1960’s. As per what Kick Kennedy insisted on. When Lacey was 10 years old.” says the Black woman.

“RIGHT! Because the Russian Revolution was early in the 1900’s. And the Cold War ended. And in 1994 the economy and world was lookin’ pretty good.” says a perfume collector.

“EXACTLY!” says the Black woman. “She is not an idiot! No!! …And she’s not stupid. Or even often wrong. …There is an element of truth to this. …But NAH!!! Hell no. …We are still at war! …But she truly may not have understood that.” says the Black woman.

Several Black people idiotically antagonize Lacey.

“So! I’m lost too. I felt other ways about it all.

If there’s reincarnation, I’m definitely her dead husband. No exceptions.

And she did die because I died.

That’s like our house.

We’re SO LOST.

We came here to help Africa. We were not at all aware Jack Kennedy had anything to do with anything. He just popped out of nowhere. And ruined everything for us.

Could you please clue us in!” says Lem.

“So…how does it seem different?” says a reader.

“To us it seems and seemed vastly less violent. …Much less dangerous. Far more cheerful. When we died…the world was literally on the brink of Communist revolution almost everywhere to some degree. It was really taking off. …I can easily see where she believed Kick’s lie.

What I don’t understand is why you all have no empathy for her AT ALL.” says Lem.

“Is she allowed to process it!?” says a Black woman.

“NO! Basically not at all.” says Lem.

“Well! See…I’m both way above her. …And yet way beneath her. …So…I can see where someone as dumb as her is confused.” says Peggy Flanagan.

“How enlightening!!!” says Lem, mockingly, with sarcasm.

“Okay. Ahh…yeah.

And I clearly just confused her even more.” says Casi.

“She’s not confused about the class system itself. At all. If anything she knows more than most people. …I think she genuinely can’t figure out why anyone is so angry.” says Casi’s husband Chris.

“She wouldn’t be angry. She’d fight. Or die.” says a southerner. “Or find a way to be happy.”

“So…true.” says Lem.

Later.

“So! What’s up?” says Lem.

“Lem I don’t want to sound mean…but buddy…if there’s reincarnation I don’t think you and Lacey were ever supposed to come back.” says a white, southern, Christian fundamentalist.

“We couldn’t just not care.” says Lem. “Or maybe there isn’t reincarnation.”

He nods. “You wanna know the truth? …Your wife is nice. Too nice! …And I think we expect her to pick a side. …And I think she irritates us because she refuses to.”

“About what?” says Lem.

“Yeah.

Gosh.

Well…you know? Ahh…wealth.” he says.

Lem thinks. Looks extremely disturbed.

“HOW DO YOU TWO NOT GET IT!??” yells Elsie Hill.

Lem and Lacey look baffled.

“when you were the emperor of the Holy Roman Empire, did you have problems with peasant uprisings?” says Emma Stone.

“ there is reincarnation, possibly in the Bible so, even if there’s not reincarnation, I feel as though I should address it until more clarification is given or made. So this is either what actually happened or what the actual emperor Constantine himself has told me happened. I am being heavily bombarded with an attack right now from Jack as I’m telling you this, because me, saying this makes him incredibly angry.

It is pre-dates. Him and I rarely talk about this and he can’t handle that because it proves that I’m not his that Lacey is mine and that he’s basically a psychotic nutcase from Japan if there’s reincarnations. I didn’t have problems with that. I didn’t have problems with that believe it or not we had problems. Oh yeah, we had problems for yours off anon and every emperor had their own issues but I didn’t really have problems with that almost at all. To my father, or the man who created me an excellent job managing people believe it or not people might have said otherwise but in my opinion, that’s not really necessarily true and a high think that we were very stable. In many respects we had a huge problem, psychologically of people, sort of losing track of reality or losing interest in themselves, arch other Than Christianity helps revitalize the country. It helps bring people together it helped bring together everyone’s mind. It really took off like gangbusters I mean it was extremely popular I converted and then everyone else pretty much did too. I force them to, but they also wanted to in large part I did do a lot of force conversions And they were violent, but they were not as violent as people might think some of that is mythology. Possibly meant to antagonize me and make me seem like a buffoon I was not that stupid I did force people using swords and weaponry not just swords other weapons as well Sometimes I threaten people using fire, which could be worth some of the witch hunts got really into fire because Aaron, so I was so into him finding ways to convert people, so no, I was very fascinated with saving people from hell or even hell on earth, I was desperately trying to bring Christianity to the western world, I was set on the fact that it was the absolute truth, and that it would save us all and it did,

But I didn’t, but I didn’t. I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t think that there was a problem as much as there was him who is people being bothered by the fact that I had for some to convert if there’s reincarnation when I was first, trying to figure out, but it happened to me after I died after being Glenn Billings I may have wondered if I had forced Jack into conversion And he felt that sought advising me would be a good way to sort of repay me for forcing him to become a Christian not that it didn’t save him but I wondered if maybe I had been. This is if there’s reincarnations I wondered if maybe I had been too violent with him and really scared him to the point where he made this horrible vile within himself to get back at me or something and I know that’s not what happened he ruined my entire life I mean it was hell I was miserable. I’ve been molested at my father died. I was miserable, but I would’ve figured it out. If I hadn’t died inside the minute, I met him, you know it wasn’t fast it happened slowly, but I did I slowly was he was that he basically suffocated me right now he’s trying to suffocate Lacey, but he would have. He was basically suffocating me from that you know in a way psychologically he was it all trying to obliterate me or something I don’t know, but no it was absolute misery, but I was thinking maybe I did something to him as Constantine but no I didn’t Know he just randomly was stocking us for a Japanese emperor. If there’s reincarnation, he was just stocking us. He was looking for some way to attack the British empire. He found us married and being happy in our bedroom, so to speak and got carried away and thought that somehow that would be his his big to do that would be his does inroad in to destroying the British empire. I think he thought if there’s reincarnations, I think he thought somehow, that was the sort of top-secret information that the British people would never tell someone because gentlemen don’t talk about such things and so I think he thought that he found some thing, and if you could just you know, hack away at it that eventually he’d really get to the bottom of things But he did not. He became obsessed with us and you know not even really are particular he wasn’t actually even obsessed with our love life that’s some thing that some people who are dead don’t understand he’s not really obsessed with her marriage if there’s reincarnation, he’s not really obsessed with our marriage he never investigated it. He never looked into it. He never looked into our marriage. He never looked into anything really he was just an idiot. Do you thought he knew exactly what he was looking at and they just ran with it And I don’t think people can except that maybe some people maybe Ken who know people like that who are poor but some people are like that they just they get stuck on something and when they’re poor and they do that that’s what I’m talking about Lacey is not like that But there are some very poor people who are like that and those people are very difficult to deal with because they don’t want to hear anyone else’s opinion they don’t ask questions they’re not interested they think they already know. And he’s very much like that. Lacey and I are not like that at all.

But what happened with that well when I was Constantine if there’s reincarnation know when I was Constantine, no I I prevented there from a prevented any real major catastrophe within the nation. I was an excellent leader of the country I mean, I’m a genius, and always have been I am, I am an absolute genius always have been.

So in answer to your question no, my country was great. We had no problems in that way. Almost at all while I was in charge we were very successful. What is there was were there any real issues of poverty oh slightly, but people were very very frugal they were very methodical And they were very healthy to be honest in large part and they were very organic. They were very in tune with their sleep patterns for the most part and then I reduce Christianity so it was actually not a terrible time to be alive in many regards, there were diseases, yeah but it wasn’t common believe it or not most people did not die of diseases at that time, they died of accidents they died of strokes. They died of heart attacks. Some people got cancer on very rare occasions people contracted diseases, but it was not nearly as common as it became or is it even is now people were a lot healthier, so no, they were problems, but it was not like today and then when Lacey was around, I mean she’s almost prehistoric I mean not really, but she’s old. She’s an old spirit if there’s reincarnations. she was around before Christ. She’s ancient. She is an ancient person and that’s really it’s ridiculous how you people think that she’s when she’s telling you that they flew through the air if there’s reincarnation that you just think she has no idea what she’s talking about. You’re psychotic to think that if you can hear her and there’s no Minati, you are psychotic to think that she’s telling you this and that it’s just bullshit that is peasant possibly but definitely insane, there’s no way for you to know that there would be for her if there’s reincarnation she’s telling you what happened.

She doesn’t know as much about peasant uprising‘s believe it or not as I even do because they didn’t really have peasants in ancient Egypt. That’s an ancient culture so that may have been before the evolution of peasantry believe it or not, and so no, they didn’t have presents necessarily at all, what they had were slaves at they had some servants I guess they had. They had a lot of different people, but there weren’t necessarily peasants there it might’ve only been there weren’t even classes really they were just the people and the people working for the Eno emperor and his family, the pharaoh and his family so there was like a priesthood and people working for the pharaoh and then the pharaoh and then the people then that might’ve really been all and they were slaves but I have a feeling most those slaves were probably Jewish or some other group of people so I don’t think she understands.

Because we don’t have slaves she’s trying to free the slaves at her her children obviously as they should be freed, but then I think she said that she’s thinking there are no other slaves. If there’s reincarnation she’s thinking why is there a problem possibly because there are no other slaves.

And that I am thinking we can’t resolve this what’s the big deal and she even knows that from me.

And then, when we were in our last life, we were aristocrats and I died, and we lost about four children and she was orphaned and that’s pretty rough. No then when I died, she drank so much that she wandered into the street in London, got hit by something, crashed into the ground and died.

Oh, and so we’re confused because we think are you just confused about the class system you know it seems like you people are not buying large, starving and we worry about homeless people. We worry about people who are in trouble. We worry about people a lot, but they’re not us and we can’t help them live their own lives and so as much as we can help truly poor people we can’t unfortunately fix their lives or them even if we try.

And then there are people who are middle-class, who seem to be very upset and we are very unclear. Why because they’re the people who are most upset it is people who are very poor homeless people rarely seem all that upset. We try to help them, but they also don’t seem that upset. They seem sad around us not upset and I think they can sense that we care and would like to try to help them.

So we have absolutely no idea what it is that you people are so mad about we try to say things like this all we care and then you get angry at us and lose your shit yelling at us. We have no idea why absolutely no idea.” says Lem. “ jack would’ve known Jack would know why, but we don’t know why we have no idea.” 

Later.

“Are you going to try to help us!?” says Lem.

They wait.

“It’s fun!” says a female psychic.

“What is?” says Lacey.

She runs off.

They wait.

They really wait.

“Lacey is it safe for you to pretend to be poor!?” asks a Hollywood actress.

“NO! I’d be in so much trouble. …Even if I was with Lem. People would be…angry.” says Lacey.

“Is that Tom?” asks a reader.

“YUP!” says Zelda.