Favorite Child

Lacey will edit last night’s ending most likely. But not quickly. Lem is using the fact that the phone screws up her words as a way of encrypting their actual private conversation that Lacey had at 2 o’clock in the morning with him about a sad platonic friendship that didn’t work out for her.

Thomas Banks doesn’t have favorite children. Worst case scenario and Heaven Lacey may have a dead older brother. The fact that Lacey would call that worst case scenario would make that young man, should he exist and he might not, laugh. Of course she means it in the way that he would’ve probably have been aborted or illegitimate too but in his case he probably was aborted and that’s why Lacey says worst case scenario. Oddly enough he doesn’t hate his father either, should he exist. He recognizes that his father was trying to save him from a life of crime by sending him to Heaven and that his mother never got over it, and when they met each other in Heaven it was probably one of the most painful things that Tom had ever had to experience in his existence. Should he exist. If she’s illegitimate watching Lacey‘s life would be one of the other most painful things that Tom has ever had to experience.

“Of course it’s also possible that he didn’t actually have anything to do with our abandonment and we are just the two humans that he picked, should I exist, as his children in which case if I exist she has a dead brother in Heaven. I would’ve been born in the 1920s or I was in a way, and she was born in the 1980s but we’re siblings.” says a man who either is Lacey‘s brother, or is pretending to be.

Either way, Thomas Banks does not have favorite children. However, the man that raised Lacey did and Lacey was his favorite child and how he could have a favorite children if she’s not illegitimate is mysterious, but Lacey was his favorite child just like Joe was Joe Senior‘s favorite son.

“What’s that like being your favorite child?” says Possible-Brother.

“I don’t know, ask Jack.” says Joe Jr..

“This blog post isn’t supposed to be about this. It was supposed to be about the fact that Lem loves Lacey but I possibly decided to derail it.” says JFK, in gloom.

“Yeah and this is why I keep saying things that seem like I’m talking to him. How about we just say what we were going to say?” says Lem.

“I can’t stand that!” says JFK.

“Why?!” asks Lem.

“Because everyone knows I’m just a jealous possessive clingy freak.” says JFK.

“Because you derailed the conversation. See…they wouldn’t have to know that if you just left me alone.” says Lem.

“So you think it’s good that they don’t know that you you think lying is a good thing?” says JFK. “If you think lying is a good thing then you are ten steps away from having an affair with me and hurting Lacey.”

“That makes very little sense, but even if it makes some slight amount of sense, no I’m not saying lying is a good thing I’m trying to point out to you that you’re choosing to disclose this part of your fallen nature that is still being improved to the public, and they don’t have to know what you’re struggling with. But you are displaying that publicly by choice. And of course I would never have an affair with anyone Jack. I really wouldn’t. And it isn’t just because you’re a man and I’m not gay anymore and I’m not bisexual. I’m just straight. And it isn’t because I never was attracted to you. Because I was straight. It’s because I don’t cheat.” says Lem.

“Then I don’t know you. I don’t know you. I would’ve figured that you would cheat if you were straight. I don’t understand. I don’t understand you, I don’t. I don’t even know if we were really friends at all.” says Jack acting profoundly devastated. He walks off in silence.

“Why does Jack think that I’m going to follow him? I don’t need to have the last word because we weren’t friends.“ says Lem.

“I think it’s very likely Lem that there are still a lot of gay men who are alive who are attached to the idea that Lacey is making something up or that she’s not hearing correctly or that you’re a demon or that she’s a monster or a spaghetti noodle. Basically anything they can come up with to think that you were in love with Jack and actually I would like to have that conversation with her brother with you with you of course too because I think it’s fascinating.” says Mr. Selznick.

“OK so you’re the Selznick from Hollywood I’m sure that her father is probably friends with you and you’re trying to tell people on this blog that Lem was straight?!?” asks a gay American liberal man in the Illuminati.

“Should you even exist! See…because of she’s illegitimate she’s not schizophrenic but it’s possible that this is her father’s way of handling what’s happening to her brain and we’re real ghosts we’re real ghosts but you wouldn’t have to exist. There wouldn’t have to be an Illuminati. It could just be ghosts. It could just be her father‘s way of handling her her mind, because that’s her father. He’s that loving. But if you insist that you exist. I mean, do you exist?” asks Mr. Selznick.

Silence.

“I asked you a question. Do you exist?“ asks Mr. Selznick.

Minutes later.

“Yes, we exist.” says an Illuminati leader.

“Her authority was taken by you you took my daughter’s authority and you’re trying to use it!” says Thomas Banks.

“And you think you’re better than her?!?” says Possible-Brother.

“You stole the authority she had before you found her just by speaking words out of her own fucking mouth!!” yells Lem. “When she just answered that question because you ‘allowed her to speak’ the authority she used was her own authority. You’re not her!!! She should be allowed to say things out of her mouth and mean them as herself but you’ve stolen not authority because you’re horribly threatened by her and you lie about it every fucking day.”

“We’re not a threat-we’re not threatened by her that’s ludicrous.” says the living Illuminati.

“You were terrified by Queen Elizabeth for a reason.” says Prince Philip.

“No you’re terrified of Lacey. She scares you. And she has since the first moment you started talking to her.” says Lem.

“And that’s why you start lying about social class isn’t it? It’s because you felt so threatened before she even knew you were talking to her, you started saying things to her telepathically, insulting her social class, because she threatened you violently with her authority.” says Possible-Brother. “What amuses me is that you people empathized with Casi. I don’t wanna hear some stupid song and dance routine from the cheap whores in your brain who control your mind. Is that your mother or your father side? I’m trying to give you away to attack me and Lacey that would be logical, because you seem to lack that ability. I’m not holding my breath that you’ll be able to figure out how to actually use that to attack us but I just thought I would try. …My mother really wasn’t a cheap whore. Neither was hers but that’s still you still have an angle there. OK, so just putting that out there anyway you you really are threatened by her you’re very threatened by her even though you’re billionaires even though you claim to still be the Gettys and the Rockefellers of yore you’re violently threatened, I can I can sense it. I’m sorry.”

“Could you guys just send like a meteor that would destroy the entire earth?” asks a woman.

“Yes, possibly.” says Thomas Banks.

“Then why didn’t they do that before?” asks a reader.

“Because we kept hoping that God would turn things around.” says a dead woman.

“OK so you personally Thomas Banks could get a meteor to destroy the Earth and as I say that I realize I’m challenging you to do that which is stupid.” says Wobbly.

“Yes, I could.” says Mr. Banks.

“I think by stealing my authority, you’ve actually ironically given my father in an enormous amount of authority and my brother should he exist. And probably Lem, possibly Michael, whoever God decides to give that authority to.” says Lacey.

“Yeah see that’s why Satan’s angry because you guys really are totally screwing-up Satanism and she’s tried to explain this to you now for at least months.” says a demon representing Satan.

“Is Satan really real?” asks Wobbly in doubt.

“Yeah he is real so is Hell and we hate you and I have to say that because I’m speaking through Lacey and she wouldn’t have it any other way. No Hell is real. I’m smiling at you. What does that mean?” says the demon.

“It has something to do with with dharma and karma and the fact that you guys have made things too dark. She’s never been loved and you’re trying to suck her dry to the point where you’re sucking into the afterlife. And and you’ve been doing that since the very beginning. There isn’t karma and dharma in Christianity in that literal sense, but if it is just Christianity, there’s there’s probably something to this. I think she’s trying to allow me to use my own religion or the religion of my people to try to explain to you the mistake you made, and she’s tried to do this before but you keep shutting her up.” says an Asian woman.

“It’s my authority that you stole if she’s my daughter. You stole my authority when you tried to take over her mind. I gave her that authority when she was my offspring if she’s illegitimate and if she is not my illegitimate offspring, she still has it. Regardless, it’s my authority you stole. It’s mine!!” says Thomas Banks, losing his temper.

“Are there still demons that want to work with him and his memory that still pledge loyalty in allegiance to him? Sometimes we do do that to hurt people yes and yes, of course. He was a leader of a crime organization that was powerful. He wasn’t as evil as some people are who are alive today who hurt kids but he did do some stuff with prostitution and that’s evil too, so no there are some demons that reminisce about the old days and you’re right they don’t really care about him, but they just they like using the authority that he had to try to hurt people still and no it’s umm…they made a mess.” says a demon.

Sexy Fuck by Contrast plays. He claims it’s not a copyright infringement of the original.

“Yes, I suppose he might’ve been involved in some prostitution. He owned at least one hotel in downtown Minneapolis, which was in the same vicinity as his nightclub so that makes complete sense. There could’ve been some well heeled prostitutes and maybe some who weren’t who he managed or he had someone beneath him do it, but still.” says Lacey.

“And should I exist, that’s one of the reasons why I understand to some degree why he didn’t want me to have to live that life you know and try to figure out is my dad evil is my dad good is this the life that I want? Who wants to have that conversation with their son and have to tell him that part of the family business is women spreading their legs for pieces of shit who are cheating on their spouses. I mean that’s not a pleasant conversation to have with a young man who you love, who’s your son.” says Possible-Brother. “I’m still angry that he didn’t just have me and get out of the business so to speak but that’s a different conversation.”

“It seems as though the Casablanca really did not solely exist, and neither did the Normandy Hotel just for the purposes of prostitution. But I think, for some reason, he thought that that was what he should do, which is a different conversation. But I’ve known since I was a little girl that there was prostitution at the Normandy. Yes, since I was a little girl. The idea being that men would meet the prostitutes at the club and then go back to the Normandy, so it wasn’t a wholly terrible life for those prostitutes in some cases. I think you know, they could see good performers, dress up and look pretty every night, and then there was a Normandy, and they had John’s that controlled their safety. It wasn’t like legalized prostitution in the state of Nevada, but it was probably one of the better prostitution adult prostitution rings no children involved. I’m sorry there might not have been any Black people allowed either. On the flip-side. There were no children, but I also think there might’ve never been any black people that he allowed to work for him, but it seems as though, there were adult women who he – no men – who he employed. Yeah they would work between the Casablanca and the Normandy? There probably weren’t that many of them. No, maybe five every night. 10 on a busy night. And maybe there was circulating like 30 women, and that was their life, I don’t get the sense that it really was the most terrible form of prostitution. I think some of them might’ve left the Twin Cities and gone elsewhere like to Detroit or Chicago or possibly New York to try to make more money and often probably regretted it long-term because you know if they’d stay in Minnesota, I think some of them thought that they could probably have taken their money, gone back to their poor rural farms, and essentially gone back undercover.” says Lacey.

And at that Lacey sees the apartment in Requiem For A Dream. And she wonders if that apartment was actually inspired by one of the women who worked for her father originally.

“No I didn’t die of an overdose but I might’ve gotten into drugs at some point in the 60s or 70s and it was Hell. And if I’m real, that might be what my apartment looks like almost exactly. I wasn’t in a relationship with her father-“ she cuts off crying. She cries. “But it repulses me. The whole thing just repulses me and makes my skin crawl.” she says. “I know what’s happening to her but she doesn’t know that’s why were speaking so vaguely. Like she doesn’t know whether not there’s an Illuminati. She doesn’t know for sure but I do. I know exactly what’s happening. I have a great view. Let me tell you something these are not men to mess with. Her father, his friends in New York, who are dead. They are still not people to mess with if they’re not in Hell. What do people think happens when you die? That it just all disappears? And you start eating you know Lucky Charms and singing praise songs 24/7 nonstop?

I regretted leaving Minnesota as I sat there in my apartment in New York that actually was quite nice when I first purchased it. I regretted leaving Minnesota. And I I may have had friends eventually, who were not in the business and somewhat of a life, a boyfriend. And people probably just thought I was this glamorous lady, you know.

No, I may not have died of a drug of addiction, even if I had an addiction for a while. But I wasn’t really just this glamorous lady. I had had a really hard life and that was how I knew to survive. But I regretted leaving Minnesota because I didn’t I didn’t ever feel like I fit in in New York. It was just it was so big and there were so many people and I didn’t I didn’t like i fit in. I really didn’t. I felt more sophisticated living there but I, I didn’t like it.” she says.

“And see when you first started talking to Lacey Batgirl III told Lacey as a joke that she was like a prostitute. A few people did. Because Batgirl III is from the Midwest and when she said that she was mocking Lacey because the insinuation was ‘I’m like a prostitute in a way too, but I can just say it and yet you can’t because you’re a loser who lies about everything!’. And where did they get their idea that Lacey was a prostitute from? A prostitute who wished she could move to New York City? It was from that woman!!

Your psychics read her. They read that woman!!! …And because of Lacey‘s father and the sheer authority that Lacey has you thought that was Lacey. You though that that woman who worked for her father, a prostitute, who worked for her father not his daughter Lacey not Lacey…was Lacey. Does that make sense or is it too fantastical? This is what actually happened…if you’re actually real.” says Lem in a profound rage.

“So she’s hurt and you are too that we mixed you two up in our psychic reading?” asks a dead Rockefeller on the Illuminati’s behalf.

“Yes, of course I’m angry! I’m not his sweet little girl with a dimple and braces who plays the viola. Fuck you! It’s not that you know I’m against braces and viola’s and she’s a gorgeous woman. She was a very pretty little girl but and that’s not-I’m just saying she’s a beautiful person nothing pedophilic. But the thing is that’s not who I am. I have my own identity!! I have my own identity!! …I exist!!

My identity meant something to me all those years when I was suffering too. At least I had myself! And I like myself!!! …I don’t wanna be somebody else! No, that’s weird.” says the literal prostitute originally from Minnesota.

“Where were you originally from?” asks an actress.

“This is what I’m showing her, but it was just west of the Twin Cities. Straight West. Towards the Dakotas. Maybe two hours out of the city by car today. West.” she says.

“Have we been reading you as his daughter for a while? Was Betty Draper inspired by you?” asks the actress slightly laughing.

“Yes, yes Betty Draper is inspired by me. I’m not a pedophile, though and neither is Lacey. That was the person who molested her that you read as Betty Draper. You are such a narcissists. I’m sorry, but you really are. I’m not sure if you are or not, ma’am, but there’s a lot of narcissism in your organization we’ll say.” says the Minnesota prostitute.

“Yes, you read Lacey as a prostitute because she’s so submissive but she’s not a prostitute. I’m sorry if that offends your feminist sensibilities.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“So Michael, that’s your sex life or Lem’s sex life with Lacey. What is interesting that Lem actually wants someone submissive in the bedroom because that’s not what we thought of him. And I don’t think he really would’ve gotten much pleasure out of the life that he led because it’s not just like you just hop in the sack and suddenly some President is submissive to you or is it Lem? You don’t you talk about that. I’m curious. I am not ashamed of the fact that sex exists either Lem. What is that?” asks an actor.

“She’s right it is it is primarily for my pleasure that she’s made that way. And there’s nothing wrong with it. I actually do like being that dominant because you’re right it’s it’s not just something that you have for five minutes with someone in a truly arbitrary room with the door always closed…and then the rest of the time this man’s beating you to a bloody pulp inside. I was so unhappy. I was always on the giving end, and you could say ‘Well that’s dominating.’ Ha! Barely, that’s barely dominating. And then where do I get my pleasure from? I didn’t get it almost ever or want it at all from him. And it wasn’t only so he could maintain the delusion of believing he was heterosexual. Although I didn’t consciously realize that at the time. …But no, I did care about my own needs. I just totally ignored them.

Lacey does fulfill my needs. I dominate all the time, I do. And it doesn’t bother me because I am a man and I’m big and I’m strong. And that’s just who I am. It’s not a caricature, it’s just who I am. I’m quiet and I’m gentle and I have a somewhat soft voice that is higher pitched than some men yet it’s also actually not when I’m speaking as myself and I’m not trying to sound gay.

I know I am very much in charge, and some people actually do enjoy being in charge all the time and I’m one of those people. Of course many thought I was in charge of Jack secretly somehow. And that’s that’s absurd. He conceived two children with Jackie and that would’ve killed me if I actually loved him in any real sexual or romantic way at all. …It’s devastating for me to think of Lacey with anyone else. I would have loved that he was having kids but not how he was creating them.” says Lem. “Had I been attracted to men.”

“And honestly I am Michael Rockefeller. I’m not as tall as him, but I am very loud and dominant too in my own way.” says Michael.

Laughing, “I’m sorry I have to stop laughing but it’s so stupid.” Louis says laughing. “So stupid so stupid! It’s so stupid and that’s why it’s funny. …It’s all so tragic and I hope no one…I hope you guys don’t go to Hell.” He sounds serious now. “Because it really is sort of funny. Yeah I am. I’m a dominant person too. I am very much a dominant person. Of course my second wife and my first wife both were challenges to me but because I am so strong I liked it.” says Louis.

“People get confused because you know prostitutes have to submit because it’s how the profession works…but that’s not the same thing as being submissive by nature. Brett Ashley could be kind of a prostitute at times and she wasn’t that submissive and it irks me because that was also what I was looking for. I wanted a wife to submit to me. makes sense doesn’t it?” says Harold Loeb.

A Muslim man in traditional Muslim attire, spreads his legs as a chicken runs underneath his garb. He yells, “Sexy fuck!! See! I can be sophisticated too!!” The chicken runs straight ahead.

“So it just runs through?!?” scoffs Mr. Blue with an air of profound sexual supremacy.

“What is wrong with this?!? Bathe!” says the man.

“Bathe!?! Lacey should bathe!” spits Mr. Blue indignantly.

“You are constantly harassing her. She’s probably afraid she’ll get killed.” he says. “I’m sure she is clean but…you have interrupted her life.”

“So that is how we have sex!!!” says the other Arab gentleman. “With chickens.”

Silence.

“Yup! This is how we do it!” sings his Muslim friend.

“No, women are horrible. It’s actually far more complex than it seems and if you don’t know what it is to make love with chickens then you just aren’t cool, you just aren’t hip, you aren’t happening, you aren’t an intelligent person! Simply put: you aren’t worth my time.” says the first Muslim man.

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“Will chickens replace children?“ asks a man seriously.

“You’re being serious?!” scoffs a Satanist.

“Yes, yes they will absolutely. There are some people who are deranged and pedophilic because it’s arrangements for circus sickness, and the kids will grow-up but it is now chickens. Of course you don’t do anything with them like with touch. No…they just run underneath your legs.” says the Muslim.

“They just run under your legs, yes? And according to that gentleman, it is the most profoundly satisfying experience of his life.” says Lem. He laughs. Then he looks up, “Its nonsense. He’s mocking evil.”

“But if that’s not your orientation?” asks a gay man.

“What are you even meaning by orientation? I don’t understand.” says Lem, to fight.

“But like the way that you find satisfaction…is not the definition of orientation, orientation is how you-it’s what arouses you-but then that’s not orientation either. SHIT!!” yells a gay man.

“Orientation is a way of describing categories, that was where it came from. It came from the idea that there were straight people and gay people and bisexual people and pansexual people. Those are sexual orientations, but the idea is that there’s separate versions based on the preliminary concept of heterosexuality.

And by the way, I might be smarter than Lacey. I might not be. It doesn’t matter if I sound slightly like her or if any of us sound slightly like her. What do you expect? She’s-we’re using her brain to communicate with you, so there are some slight limitations. It doesn’t mean that she changes what she saying, and that is something else that you freaks can’t understand. She’s not lying. She’s not a narcissist, that’s you.” says Lem who is angry, not aroused.

“Ok…so getting back to the orientation thing because-I think she got confused for a minute by it and that’s obvious, wow! Ok? She’s a narcissistic OK? Umm…can I have a conversation with her Mr. Blue?” says an actress coming close to starting a nuclear war, but she doesn’t know it.

Mr. Blue looks hurt by the actress being so patronizing to himOh I knew she was homophobic years ago. She’s basically illiterate.”

Everybody Dies by Billie Eilish plays on behalf of a dead Old Hollywood producer who wants to strangle the living adult pedophilic elements into eternal Hell.

“Ok so there are various different art orientations yeah and you have to acknowledge that Lem’s was trying to explain to you last night that he got confused about his orientation because he was molested!” The actress scoffs. “Which…is a thing! It doesn’t mean that the kid wants it and that’s why they get confused and that psychology that’s actual science. Umm…what does it mean to love science, well is love even a thing anymore? Are we doing the English language or are we doing…English? See…just turning into a big blob of nothing doesn’t impress me. Her words are…trying to make sentences.” says the actress who went to Standford University. She’s taking a phone call with Mr. Blue while jogging. Speaking with both her mouth and her telepathic ability.

“I warned you she was the antichrist!” says Wobbly without intended humor of any

“Who?!? Who is the antichrist?!” asks Catholic in the Illuminati

“Lacey is the antichrist!” says Wobbly seriously. He sounds grim.

“How is that possible?” asks the Catholic.

“Because she ‘just cannot’ ‘like oh my God I cannot fuck a woman like cannot.’” says Wobbly seriously.

“I don’t think that’s what that would mean scripturally speaking and it’s supposed to be a man, but regardless of that, how could a Christian be the antichrist?” asks a Muslim.

“Because she’s bringing peace between the Muslims and the Jews in this conversation, they’re just laughing at us together. OK? So then obviously that fits with scripture and she ‘cannot fuck a woman’ and what is to be a Christian anyway. I don’t know…doesn’t matter…may be a Christian but…could be the antichrist.” Wobbly says seriously.

“Oh no. I mean as I suspected supposed to be he could traditionally that’s the idea could probably pretend to be a Christian? Umm.. but I think she really believes that she is one and I suppose that person could too. How is she antichrist worships Christ?” asks the Muslim.

“Because she’s leading people away from Christ into the occult! And saying that we should be like people in the past?! We should glorify dead people?!” Wobbly says with a confident smile of disgust.

“But how is she antichrist?“ asks another Muslim.

“I don’t think she likes Jesus very much. I’ve heard her talking telepathically while I’ve been eavesdropping on her for reasons of national security, frequently. I am on it. Wobbly. That’s what I’m called. Kind of a big deal you know who I am…and I’ve heard her say to God that she struggles with her relationship with Jesus…because Jesus seems like a prick and obviously we know Jesus wasn’t a prick.” says Wobbly seriously.

“So…you think that she was rejecting Christ or she was trying to confess to Christ and God the Father that she has problems with her faith or that she’s worried. Because she thinks Jesus could be kind of an asshole and she knows that’s probably not likely but she worried she is offending God. It sounds more like she was working through it with God and you overheard her?” asks Summertime Sadness.

“It doesn’t matter! Because that’s how that’s how things work in the End Times. It doesn’t have to be that grounded in reality. You can be more artistic with your interpretation and it fits.” says Wobbly sincerely.

“No Lacey would not be the antichrist. That theologically makes no sense.“ says Lord Snotgrass.

“Well, I think it does. I think it makes complete sense! And now you’re insulting me and my mother and my entire family.” says Wobbly in complete sincerity.

“How did I become an insult to your mother? How did she get into this? I don’t get it.” says his wife.

“Because it’s my mother’s idea in parts and mine too. We talk about things sometimes and she thinks that this makes sense too.” says Wobbly.

“You had a theological conversation with your mom and you’re offended that you’re wrong and that she’s wrong?” asks Lord Snotgrass.

“You have no idea who we are. We are a very big deal. We could kill you if we wanted to. We were bigger than Lacey’s family and they know you’re making my mom cry because you want to make my mom cry. And you have no idea how important we are.” says Wobbly sincerely. He might be intoxicated.

“I think you’re insane. I am sorry I literally think that that we’ve not really noticed how insane you are because you say so many things that people like and you’re funny and then we don’t realize how weird you actually sound.” says a Jewish woman sincerely to Wobbly.

“Insane people can be brilliant! There’s a fine line between brilliance and insanity. This is why what I am saying could be extraordinarily insightful, and you have no idea how lucky you are to hear it. …See I know that’s what she’s thinking. Does that sound stupid? Because I would never say something like that sincerely.” says Wobbly.

“So you don’t want us to talk about Lacey because then that makes you feel threatened because you sincerely think that you’re Lem’s husband but in this like magical confused way that doesn’t really make any sense at all?” asks an actress of Wobbly.

“I am not going to dignify that with an answer. My private life is mine.” says Wobbly, laughing.

“That response doesn’t even make sense. You really do sound insane.” says an actress.

“But this whole thing is insane, Becca. See…she takes it so seriously it’s insane. It was like fanfiction thinking that anything that was happening was serious between her and Mr. Blue in 2016. Seriously…you guys are the crazy ones. This is all insane.” says Wobbly.

“Ok but that’s not true. If there is an Illuminati it’s actually not insane. It’s just telepathy and it’s something that people do who are apparently aware of things that they suppress the general public from knowing how to do.” says a psychic reading Lacey’s blog.

“How the fuck do you know that?! How the fuck do you know that? Who the fuck are you?” says Wobbly losing his temper.

“It’s common sense and logic. It’s not that complicated.” says the psychic.

“No, it’s not common sense. Who are you?! Do you work for the CIA.” says Wobbly.

“No, actually, I would say people with like an average to slightly above average intelligence would know that. It doesn’t require being in the CIA to know that.” says the psychic.

“That is fundamentally untrue Julian, true and yet no. Not really. My family will back me up on that! There’s nobody, not even an average person. A stupid fucking Schiebel couldn’t figure this out.” says Wobbly in a bravado huff.

“Oh no actually it’s just common sense, really. I kind of wonder if you’re an idiot and your family really has just propped you up and made up tons of bullshit like Lem is gay Jack is straight Bobby’s a brilliant genius. All to try to you know like make your family seem a lot more cool and elite than you really are.” says the psychic. “Because your book is total fucking shit and if you actually wrote it, you really are dumb. It’s not a scholarly book. It’s an embarrassment to your whole fucking family.”

Silence.

“I think Lem felt sorry for you, and I think he maybe really was trying to kill you. I think you’ve probably been enabled your entire life to be an incredibly disruptive buffoon to save your mother’s ego and your father’s ego probably due to some degree and ultimately a grandfather‘s ego. You’re not that smart or you absolutely hate your family. Do you hate your family and want to kill all of them and destroy your family name or are you a fucking idiot? Which one is it?” asks the psychic.

“Can it be both?!?” asks an actor.

“OK so Wobbly just sees Lacey as this nebulous threat and he can’t psychically figure out what the threat even is and it’s insane because Lem probably was straight and Wobbly’s probably obsessed with him and it’s just sick because Jack might’ve been too in a very similar way, if Lem was straight, they were just obsessive freaks, just disgusting leeches and that’s all that really is the story as much as it’s been written otherwise. A sloppy sloppy biographer could get away with desecrating Lem’s soul thanks to you and your family because you are the problem if he’s straight. And your act is not cute anymore like I barely even know people in your family. My generation sees the shit written about Lem and sees that it doesn’t have any scholarly evidence for possibly 100% of what he says for the most part other than to say ‘we can’t prove anything’ but then anyone can say that you know? So…the only scholarly think he says it to say ‘we can’t prove that they had a relationship’. So…it’s just total fucking shit.

And no asshole we can’t assume we cannot assume. See…science requires evidence and science is a good, intelligent, real thing. Sometimes science can be corrected too, but that should go without saying. I feel like you just fucking hate the scientific scientific process because it corrects your inadequacies and your failures in your lies, and that’s all you are? You’re just fucking-crazy-lies.” says an actress to Wobbly.

“This is a favor to you. It’s a warning because how profoundly stupid and shitty will you feel if you even care at all when you die if you find out that Lem was straight?” says the dead Minnesota prostitute.

“So we have made so we have made-“ starts a liberal journalist as the Satanists try to kill Lacey as per usual.

“Yeah. Doesn’t work as you’ve already gone over your limit!” says a demon.

“Damn it. We can’t attack her?!?” whines a Satanist.

“We started the Karen thing as a way to try to make Lacey think that she was a Karen.” admits Wobbly.

“You have limits, there are limits to things because we’re not God.” says a demon.

“I see but that just makes me think that you’re lying because we’re not supposed to believe that!” says a Satanist.

“Are you suddenly trying to make sense in order of the chaos? That’s not very Satanist of you. The truth is sweetie it doesn’t make sense. Satanism doesn’t really make any sense and I have to say that because I’m talking through Lacey.” says a demon. “Not that everything she says is 100% fact. And she knows that. She knows that. She she knows that? And then I have to admit it, it’s true Satanism is just nonsense.”

“Oh OK but then like, we should all just be Christians? And that’s not possible, not anymore.” says Mr. Blue sincerely.

“And you’re not gonna destroy Christianity to try to make it not Christian so you can be a Christian.” says a Dianne. “Or in any other way.”

“Umm… OK so we we read the prostitute as Lacey and Betty is a pedophile because Lacey’s been molested, but she was obviously inspired by Grace Kelly, possibly via Lacey without realizing it. Peggy Olson could’ve been inspired by Lacey partially too. I’m just getting lost though. I just can’t believe we screwed-up that much.” says a writer.

“OK but that’s where you guys are complete idiots.

Lacey told you that she was possibly talking to Joe Kennedy Junior‘s ghost and that should’ve been the end of the conversation because what reason did you have to think that she was that insane? She had discovered the Illuminati because she had read what you guys were saying accurately. How could someone who doesn’t even know they’re talking to you telepathically who’s so accurate be that off suddenly? That doesn’t make sense. When you’re flying a plane and the instrument tells you that you’re going down and you can’t make sense of it in your brain you trust the instrument. Not doing that was possibly how JFK Junior died.

Lacey was indicating to you as an accurate instrument ‘I’m talking to Joe Kennedy Junior!’. That was her reading innocently enough possibly as she had no intention to read him in a psychic manner.

No because of how accurate she was you were angry. She figured out things about you people that you didn’t want people to know even within the Illuminati. Cause it’s embarrassing stuff. Batgirl III thought she was the Baroness from The Sound of Music. Lacey knew she wasn’t and so do I, and that irritated Batgirl III. So then suddenly Lacey is just crazy and profound evil? The New York Times realized that that was suspicious…but a lot of you didn’t whoever you are, wherever you are in the media. What does that mean?“ says Lem.

“If this is real, why is Wobbly displaying his mental health issues for everyone to see??! Were Saoirse, Maeve and Gideon dead? No! They were alive. Wobbly was not obviously insane and now…things are different.” says JP.

“OK so that makes sense to me.” says Casi.

“I don’t get it either!” says Wobbly.

“Mr. Blue do you know that much about the Kennedy family? What do you actually even know about them at all?” asks Lem.

“Oh, I know probably more than Lacey.” says Mr. Blue, controlled by his demons.

“I’m just gonna take her gas and think that maybe you guys are too weak to make Satan is Satanism work. I think that it really made more sense when people were more intelligent and less narcissistic. Moving off that topic what do we get wrong about Betty? Make a list if you have to I’m curious.” says a man.

“Yeah, I liked her submissiveness too, just wanted to get my two cents in.” says Joe Jr..

“You’re not taking anything that doesn’t belong to you.” says Lem.

“I was the one who had a problem with it, and actually that was healthy to some degree and yet not because I may or may not have cheated with Faye Emerson. But I did have a problem with it because I I didn’t feel like it let her be more intelligent than me, even though she wasn’t. It just bothered me. Maybe it was just the way I was raised and no I I was in love with her. I might still be in love with her.” says Elliott Roosevelt.

“Well, that was clearly one thing you got wrong, but through the entire series of Mad Men you never allowed for that reality. That the men of the past actually really did like James Dobson‘s view of submission. They really wanted their wives to submit not just for some dumb reason. Like they actually wanted that.“ says Lacey.

“That made me laugh. …She’s right, men of my generation when the wife submitted were more respectful. When Lacey submits to me it turns me on and it doesn’t repulse me. There’s no trick to it in my generation. irritated me about the series.” says Joe Jr..

“So you literally would’ve been less likely to cheat if you came home to a home-cooked meal. That’s interesting. Go on.” says a man.

“Yeah, I would’ve been a lot nicer to her too. That’s a huge flaw in the series. There’s a reason women did that maybe too much, because it really works. It became popular for a reason. So I would’ve been working all day and this is Lacey we’re talking about it. This is reality. Lem would’ve been the same way, so I can speak on his behalf.

If I had been a senator or a congressman, or a governor and I came home and she literally had the whole table completely prepared, food on it, my favorite dish, I would’ve thought, ‘Ok, well I better be pretty damn kind to her tonight.’” says Joe Jr.. “So then, so then she would be excited because she’d be excited to make me happy…and that would’ve been something that I already anticipated about her and this is why this is personal… I would’ve put on a happy face and just enjoyed having a wife. That’s not something that you highlighted enough. I would’ve easily led a double life.

She would’ve picked up on it one way or another no matter how hard I tried, but I would’ve tried…because I I would’ve been trying to actually have a double life. Have a mistress, have a couple of side chicks and then have a wife…and I would’ve been making love to all of them, or trying to.” says Joe Jr..

“How would she have figured it out?” asks a woman.

“Believe it or not, simple things, really simple things. Like why am I hungry? Why am I full? Why am I late? It’s like the lipstick on the collar, it’s just simple stuff and then after a while she would’ve started to think something was up.” says Joe.

“That’s interesting, so women of that generation were extremely observant.” says a woman.

“They had to be to keep their kids alive even for themselves and their family. They had to always be on guard always be watching and keeping and eye on everything.” says Joe.

“So then you were you were devastated when women didn’t pick up on the fact that you needed a wife weren’t you? That was very hurtful, especially when Jackie did it.” says an actor to Lem.

“Yes, I was I was hurt by that. I understood and I just waited for them to act, stupidly …because I didn’t want to harm anyone. And because I had no way to fuck. Because I…wasn’t…in touch with reality.

Of course there were some women who I thought were sophisticated enough to handle it and at times was hurt that they didn’t understand that I might just need help figuring out what the hell was going on in my own brain.” says Lem. “But…I was out of touch with reality.”

“How did you get over that?” asks the actor.

“The pain? I used heroin. I drank. I smoked cigarettes. I ate a lot of fast food, and I lied to myself and told myself I was happy.” says Lem.

“But you knew it was bullshit, so how did you as a man handle that?” asks the actor.

“That’s a good question, it’s really twisted in Lacey‘s mind. She thinks I’m being nice to her. So…I’m gonna make her say something that she doesn’t want to say.

I’m not ugly, but I am not Rock Hudson.

And as I say that I have to laugh…because that is the dumbest, most atrocious lie to Lacey that she’s ever told. She thinks that I am the hottest man, just unfathomably hot…and if I’m not…who even cares…because she just loves me that much. And she really sincerely loves me that much. It’s not because she’s stupid. She’s not stupid. She genuinely just thinks I am…devastatingly handsome. …That part of Betty…where she thinks that Henry Francis is just staggeringly sexy…is very accurate. She’s more attracted to Henry Francis than she is to Don Draper.” Lem smiles. Looks sad. “I was attractive…but I really wasn’t like Jack. And she just can’t believe that…

So she doesn’t comprehend that no women were just throwing themselves at me…and the ones that did in any way weren’t that terribly attractive. No, hot women didn’t see me and go, ‘Wow, he’s a genius. What does he know about art history that I don’t know?’ You know I had asthma. I I had flaws…and she doesn’t believe me…but no women really weren’t just throwing themselves at me. I had some women that found me very attractive who were somewhat attractive…but it’s possible that there was no one as intelligent or beautiful as Lacey. No one quite like Lacey, who would’ve literally thrown themselves at me, because she would…literally…she would have.

…No, you might think to yourself, ‘How has Lacey never found someone who could love her?’ See…there are some people who just have that kind of life and I was one of them too. There just wasn’t anybody there, there wasn’t anybody who was that attractive there. And even if there was, they wouldn’t be Lacey, but there just wasn’t anyone there. And you’d think that there would be but there wasn’t.

Lacey really is that amazing when she’s not dressed, her ex-husband said that and it it’s just true. Men have commented on how beautiful her breasts are who have seen them who actually dated her…because it’s just true. …I don’t want to say that I’m picky, but there weren’t any women that really floored me or thrilled me and the ones that did at all just never were all that interested like Jackie and I did have a little bit of a thing for her not you know that much but enough. I had a crush on her slightly. And no she was. …She was very cold towards me when I was interested in her.

So that’s complete hogwash that we would’ve had an affair. I irritated her. And at times she irritated me, but I really did irritate her when I was being myself the most and when I liked her in any kind of romantic way and showed it…because she didn’t like that part of me. …And I didn’t even like her that much. It was just a minor crush at most, but no…women like her who I thought could handle how complicated I was, not that I’m complicated but I thought it was really complicated but no, I was just straight. I guess in a way you could say I was complicated but I wasn’t umm…this baffling sexual mystery that I imagined I was. Anyway, she was…rude and self-important and condescending. …Probably because she didn’t find me that attractive. And…that’s interesting. She just isn’t Lacey. And I would have discovered that eventually and been heartbroken. …But speaking of which that’s one of the things that you got wrong. Let’s just make Don and Betty, Lacey and me.” says Lem.

Lem looks disturbed.

Within And Without by Washed Out plays.

“First off, Betty and Don are unfashionably in love. They are mysteriously, profoundly in love. They are have a lovely sex life that they like to keep private.

But they have friends who are far more ‘complex.’ …Don has a fascination with jazz and so sometimes we, the viewers will catch him smoking and analyzing and listening to jazz. And…then Betty comes in, on his lap, and they make love. But before she arrives he looks distant and disturbed by some memory from the past that he wants to forget.

What is he thinking about? He was molested. He was molested by a priest, and by a priest sounds ordinary, but that’s because it is. He was molested by a priest. He was molested by a priest, and he isn’t gay.

He’s straight!

Wow!!!!” says Lem.

Evil Boomers go into grand mal seizures and poop. They don’t have the cognitive capacity to understand the world as it is? Or…has Jack drugged them all?

Black Car by Beach House plays as JFK does a “gay dance” in front of giant balls of silicone breasts that bounce around him. It’s an art display from Hell with kisses from Satan himself.

“See the trick is to understand that Satan doesn’t care about you. You have no father your father is dead if you worship evil and Satan.” says Lacey.

“And he figures that out because of how madly in love he is with Betty. And they’re happy, they don’t have secrets, but it still haunts him sometimes…because it was just as traumatic as memories of the war. Pick a war. You know World War II, Korea…and when she shows up he’s fine he really is but there’s times when she’s alone and he just gets scared. He thinks, ‘Could I protect my family if there was an intruder, what if they were aliens, what if there’s a nuclear war?’ There are so many things he can’t protect myself from, but Lacey is strong, and she reminds him that he’s not alone. And their love and when she’s there. She’s not his mommy. She’s not his husband, but she’s another brave human and he prefers her company to that of a man as shocking as that is to her…because when she’s there he’s the only man around…and he can be in charge as it’s his castle, his house. He’s a secure enough man, he’s confident enough in his sanity and intelligence to know that he’s not attracted to other men. What scares him and also thrills him is…when she wears lipstick or perfume that’s ‘too loud’ or a dress that’s too short…and other men notice her. He controls what she wears because in his darkest moments when he can’t satisfy her, like if he’s at war, because that’s how he handles his fear…he satisfies her he worries he’ll lose her. Is Roger Sterling a threat? He starts getting paranoid about what she’s wearing or what she’s drinking or what she saying while Roger is near her. She’s his everything, but that’s a given, what he wants more than anything is to be her everything.” says Lem.

“Well thank you, Don!” says Mr. Blue rolling his eyes.

“I’m not done yet.” says Lem. “That was just first of all.

Second of all who is Roger Sterling?

He’s Don’s best friend, his actual best friend. He was pretty accurate. He’s, in this version of reality, which is what should have been if it was possible, Don’s best friend. When Don decides to go work in New York he uses his connections to Roger Sterling. They went to prep school together. …I may have actually had friends who are still friends…who have been helpful with Lacey for a while now…who are not particularly huge fans of Jack. …They knew both of us at Choate and they always thought he was a vile person.” says Lem. “They remind me of Roger, at Roger’s best.”

“So you wouldn’t have liked when Lacey wore lipstick?! Just lipstick?” asks a Millennial actress.

“I LOVE when Lacey wears lipstick.

So do other men.

And that’s why it bothers me.

I would’ve liked it…but it also would have made me very angry at times and that sounds shocking doesn’t it? Most of the time it would’ve been fine, I would’ve liked it. It would’ve looked nice on her, but when Roger was over, like in the episode…her pink lipstick would’ve made me wanna punch a hole in the wall.” says Lem. “Her Dior lip oil irritates me right now, in 2023, in reality.”

“So there’s no sexual tension or anything between you and Roger? You’re really just friends? Is there class tension?” asks another Millennial actress.

“No sexual tension, but yeah there is class tension because Roger’s family kept their money. Mine lost it somehow or I came from a family that was I don’t know…into farming. …Maybe I’m a Midwestern farm boy, maybe I am. There were some old money Midwestern farm boys, really. …I’ll be from Wisconsin we’ll say my family, and my was wealthy. They sent me east to prep school…or to just Yale. …That actually could’ve happened and did… You know maybe I am from St. Paul and I went to Princeton. And Choate.

Look up Scott Fitzgerald’s background.

…And maybe we didn’t have a farm but maybe we did have a farm and the farm was just for show. Lacey‘s father is an example and so is Louis. But Roger is Vanderbilt old money, or even older than that like my actual family was in reality…but I don’t know he seems more Rockefeller or Vanderbilt old money. Maybe something along those lines…and so he grew up in a huge house. And I may or may not have.

But you did Roger beautifully. He was very well depicted. Interesting that his last name is Sterling, considering Lacey’s real family’s silversmith heritage and then the author and all that. It’s possible that they refused to let the entire thing be a bizarro evil version of reality.

Am I an alcoholic? No no we do drink sometimes I am I have to watch myself, but now. Lacey and her father aren’t pedophiles at all. Do I cheat? No!” says Lem. “And I’d share more but I’m being extraordinarily disrespected by the obnoxious They.”

“And then that’s where I pick up because Lacey and Lem would’ve had friends, possibly the Kennedys literally, who were referenced as Roger’s friends potentially but no they would’ve been the friends of the Billings. Jack would’ve had to let it go, depending on what happened. He may have just had to let it go have to let it go and just say, “Well shit I guess I am the gay one. I guess Lem was straight guess guess I’m gay!’ and of course that would’ve been very hard for him to process psychologically…even if I was dead. His little voodoo doll named Lem was a way of getting back at me? Maybe maybe Lem and I are actually a lot alike, except Lem doesn’t cheat, and he’s a little more sensitive and artistic, and he wins, regardless of who would win in a game of football if Lem didn’t have asthma.

But then that’s where I become Don because I do lose. Roger will lose to Lem over Lacey, but I will lose to Roger over Lacey in a way. And that’s where I’m done and I’m angry as heck at the Campbells. I’m angry as heck at old money New York.

Roger could’ve actually stolen Betty in my case. But Lem took Lacey from me and Roger if I ever had her in the first place. And if Scott Fitzgerald would have been there? Well it’s pretty unlikely he would have been there. Harold Loeb? Yeah. If he wasn’t a comedian trying to be funny and if he actually loved her, he could’ve been a threat to me too, but she would’ve ended up with one of them. Probably Lem.

And of course there’s the Rockefellers who are looming in the background, but but that’s as it should be, and Louis is too and actually the English are as well with a good sense of humor. You could even say the Japanese, Russians, and the mob are. Lots of people loom in the background, beautifully.

Thing is…I suppose you could say you made an F. Scott Fitzgerald mistake. You made the ‘Divers’ two different people diving into the ocean, wink wink.

Who keeps chanting that Lacey shit the bed and that she went to Bryn Mawr in a mocking way? Those are those demons of schizophrenia or is it the Illuminati psychics being cruel? You seem human, whoever it is saying that. …It’s creepy how you’ve been saying that now for years to her whatever you are, regardless, to try to torture her and make her think that she’s insane. Maybe you are, if you’re not realizing how complicated reality actually is in God’s universe that He created.

Here’s the thing though: part of Don is Lem and then part of Don is me which is where Henry Francis comes in and Henry Francis you could just say he’s basically just Lem, in a way. Except he’s not in love with his first wife, Jack, and they weren’t even married and he’s not a pedophile, and Lacey thinks that Lem’s astronomically off the charts more good-looking than Henry Francis. She also thinks that about me in a way but oh boy to her Lemmers is handsome he is. But there’s a reason Jack was so careless with him, and I think maybe it was for the best. Jack dropped the ball. Because I don’t think Jack realized how passionately in love Lacey would be with Lem, even though he’s arguably objectively maybe not as good looking as Joe Jr..

By the way, Lucy, Lacey is losing weight very quickly after having a tooth removed that could’ve killed her for possibly almost a year. Just thought I would add that she’s now losing weight.

Would Lacey let me sleep with prostitutes? Yes possibly, believe it or not. It really would’ve been someone like Pat Wilson or literally Pat Wilson, who would’ve broken us up…or Lem.

But then, yes, after a certain point, Don is me, and I am extraordinarily mysterious, but I’m not him at the beginning. There’s a part where it’s like yeah that’s not me and then when you mix us together time becomes very complex, and he’s a possibly impossible character on a certain level. If I may be that honest.

I would have married Megan! Would I have cheated on Megan? Oh absolutely. Would I have dated Dr. Faye? Guess that’s spot on. Would I have fired the Englishman? No. Would I have gone with him to the club to meet his black girlfriend? No. Would Lem? Well…maybe not but he wouldn’t have been in that situation if he was married and actually, I don’t think he would’ve fired Layne either. Who would have fired Layne Price? Jack. And that might be how he got shot. I will leave it there for now.” says Joe.

More later.

“Lem, I’m sorry we edited her blog using our technical capabilities with iPhones to make you sound gay. It is totally illegal if it was done in the US. You obviously took out paragraphs that we butchered hatefully. It was gross…and demented. Honestly…the part about the lipstick was…proof. And…we’ve lost historical context by massacring this blog post you turn had to edit to make intelligible.

Have you told Lacey not to wear lip oil?!” asks a man in the Illuminati of Lem.

“I don’t really want to answer you, but yes I have; she has extraordinarily sexual sexual lips.” says Lem.

“So you’ve told her recently not to wear lip oil?” asks an actor.

“Yes, last week. She has very sensual lips so women have large lips that’s very popular today but she has very sensual lips. And it turns me on. I don’t really want to talk about it right now because we’re going to be off to bed in a few minutes; it’s very awkward. But we both love me being sexual because it’s so shocking to people and that’s kind of funny. I’m sorry if that’s mean.

You hopefully would notice her lips but you might not too which is interesting, but no the other week someone was noticing a man and possibly a woman. And I didn’t like it. I just think, ‘Why does she need to wear lip oil? If I’m not there so why does anyone need to see that?’ It’s just why does anyone need to see that other than me?” says Lem. He thinks. “And see she thinks, ‘I need I need to wear these things they’re an improvement to my face and people will be nicer or they’ll appreciate it somehow or it’s just kind of fun to look good!’ and yeah OK. But I don’t know that she really needs to look quite that arousing.

So that’s the thing, if she’s more like women in my generation, certain things affected them differently in regards to how they wore them so you hear about men getting freaked out about lipstick? It’s possible it was because their lips were a little different and so when they wore a lipstick, it was more sexual than it is today. …I’ll try to think of another example. How about this: women back then had really nice legs, so does Lacey, and I would say her legs are arguably better but I’m gonna stop saying anything more because she doesn’t want to be mean and I don’t either but umm…women had better they had they had nicely, it’s just objectively speaking, nicely shaped legs. And that was one thing we did to them that they may have been aware of or not. The high heels. …I love her in heels. Men loved high heels. …Lacey when she wears high heels it’s some it’s like watching pornography practically to be perfectly honest with you because I don’t think you’ll get the concept unless if I’m incredibly blunt. It’s not quite like Marilyn Monroe but in a similar manner of such…and I’m glad that she doesn’t wear high heels because I am not there physically in an ‘obvious way’ and if I was there at 6 foot four it would be a little less arousing to other people because it would be a little too frightening and that’s good, but without me, it’s some it’s like her having a perfectly colored red lipstick and a tight dress just the wrong shade of red.” says Lem.

“Some what?” asks a man.

“You really wanna know what I was thinking?” asks Lem. “Some of the best photography ever seen. I don’t think you realize how arousing it really is and that’s good.” say Lem.

“Would you have let her wear the high heels if you were obviously physically present?” asks a woman.

“If I was there yeah in truth, if Lacey had been there when I grew-up I may have gone back and beat the shit out of that priest literally maybe even killed him…because I think it would’ve been good for me on a psychological level…and then her still loving me after that would have been very therapeutic. The interesting thing is it would’ve scared her. We are extraordinarily interconnected and that’s wonderful. No she’s 5 foot 7 and when she wears high heels she’s taller than most men that she’s dated. They’re too short and it just looks weird. But I would’ve let her wear them once and a while because she wouldn’t have been working outside of the home so wherever she wore them I would’ve been there or I would’ve heard about it. …I know it sounds stupid to have to say but I I just I don’t think you guys realize how straight I was and I am because I’m so not the stereotype and they’re really were a lot of men like me. Louis was like me. But you know the thing is what you’ve got to remember is that if I was straight, Jack probably really wasn’t and his family had a lot of money and spent a lot of that controlling people’s opinions of them to gain and maintain power…and they may have very easily given people the impression that I didn’t exist. They couldn’t get rid of the Sun Also Rises even if they tried and they couldn’t get rid of Scott Fitzgerald, or Louis or really even Michael in a way, because even though people have written that he was gay, gay, gay, there have also been people that have said he was attracted to women who were slightly older than him, but still…so they didn’t completely obliterate him but no, a lot of men like me were written out of history, possibly for a reason, because if if people had these cultural references and they could figure out that I was like Herald Loeb. And then they’d be far less likely to believe that Jack was straight and up until recently that has been extraordinarily important for them to maintain power. There’s been a dramatic change. And that’s why it’s so irritating that you’ve had to still lie. Why why couldn’t you have let it go?!?

I see all of the movies that have been made about me. And it’s just it’s grossbecause my family exists and you can’t totally defile someone’s sexuality to that degree publicly without it being obviously evil. And now good night. I am going to go upstairs. Make love to my wife. And you literally can’t stop me you really can’t. I’ll keep trying until she dies and when she does then you really can’t stop me so just give up! Good night.” says Lem.